The Website is Down Episode #4: Sales Demolition (NSFW)
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 9 ก.ย. 2024
- The fourth episode The Website is Down webseries: Sales Demolition! A Plastroltech sales demo goes completely haywire.
Now you can try The Website is Down's own version of nethack... As impossible as the original with 200% more witicisms: www.thewebsitei...
It's 2020 and finally the ending of this video makes sense.
First of all, nice Not Another Teen Movie reference.
Second of all, we got the Core i9 but where is our Z-RAM?
Thirdly, sup.
Hey Josh! Can you please make more videos?
We are still waiting for your game! :)
MORE PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Please come back to us, Comedy God. We cain't live without you
1:19 Open Tickets: 69,105. Extremely Urgent: 69,105. Urgent: 0. Standard: 0.
this isn't even funny. it's too real.
the ticket titles hit a bit too close to home lol.
@@yourdad1351 and the resolution buttons 🤣
And about 80% of them seem to be from Chip.
"Problem is User" is the most legit button I've ever seen.
Anyone else get reminded of this video today while dealing with CrowdStike aftermath?
Somebody clicked the Recompute Base Encryption Hash Key 😂
If I have to boot into safe mode one more time i'm going to scream
It's still tragically hilarious to me that there would be a button that essentially acts as a self destruct for all the passwords in the company.
and is right next to the save button
@@johneurich8747 And instead of fixing it or preventing it from happening in the first place? Vendor will just blame you instead and offer no help whatsoever.
Been there way too often.
hidden gpo
MS did this with Windows 10. Have some issues and you want to start in Safe Mode? You're going to have to go through a few layers to find the option to restart in Safe Mode. However, they put Factory Reset right there on the first layer of options. Just more evidence that MS hates its users.
Yeah, Josh Weinberg predicted Okta.
As an IT, I can feel my blood pressure rising.
@Bob Cobb your account seems to have corrupted. Sorry, there's no way to get your silly business files back. Good luck.
5:54 "I thought i was on mute" truer words have never been said
In reality, when this happens HR would like a word with you. They don’t care about a hot mic.
The amount of details in these videos on every screen and in each ticket description field is just PURE GOLD 🥇
"I'm coming by your office with an AK-47 to discuss your software."
My god, if only FAQ's were actually this trolly!
Turgle Bopper I never really thought about it but yeah the FBI would probably get involved lol.
In the year of our lord 2023 I sit here as a systems administrator both dying of laughter and terrified that this would happen to me.
It could happen to you tomorrow, always be ready. Always remain objective and level headed even if end users stress you out.
This. Is. Awesome.
For the record, everyone, please be nice to people whose job is to help you. Their job doesn't get easier just because you yell at them.
This comment is way too wholesome for the internet.
Amen!!!
too true
this needs to be a mandatory video for all new employees :)
How did Chip forget his password was the letter A?
+Turgle Bopper Caps lock was on
then how did „password“ work?
Oh Turgle, first time working in IT?
@@GottZ , maybe Derrick anticipated and set it to "PASSWORD"?
is a sales guy, nuff said
"Fucking datacenter ganster"
Holy shit man. I showed my whole IT team these vids. This is GOLD! you need to make some more, I fucking love these. I've watched them all about 6 times each now.. I account for at least 50 of your views lol
"wait...what does that do?..."
It's 2022, and I finally get to say, "How do you think I made it 30 years in IT!"
9:41...Intel Core i9....HE KNEW THE FUTURE
Dude I was just about to say the samething wtf? That's actually crazy lol.
It was Supposed to be a joke but now intel is a joke ;/
There were rumors about Intel CPUs being branded as Core i9 way back in the middle of 2009 on TechPowerUp and the like, but from what I know, there was no official indication from Intel about that branding until much later.
can't pull that squid log power move today in the era of https, almost makes me feel nostalgic
Love the Single Sign on app categories that he checks for username change.
'Smart Ass card'
'Starship Enterprise Sign on Engine'
Derek's pretty damn good at multi-tasking.
The first year I saw the first episode, it was my first job in IT and every year that I work in IT I re-watch this whole series and it makes me appreciate it more each time.
The relatability, the effort, the acting, even down to the very minor details are spot on. I love how even the tickets get their own little joke...an extremely urgent ticket is keyboard is yellowing!
All timed perfectly to get it in 8 minutes.
I absolutely love this series
Extremely urgent: 69,501
Urgent: 0
Standard: 0
Typical...
The detail to this video is simply amazing. When Derrick remote controlled Chip's laptop, the display was reflected on the laptop screen through the video conference in real-time, something that most people probably wouldn't have even noticed.
"kybrd hs n vwls"
ROFL!!!
They're all admin accounts? Jesus christ...
The ticketing system license expired in 1987.
I work in IT. I can confirm this happens. Seen one example before where a company gave the users Admin accounts so that when they had a problem or they installed a virus, they called said IT company and they charged an hourly fee to fix the user's screw ups.
This is mostly seen in MSP (Microsoft Service Providers). Enterprise you usually never see this. Admin accounts are reserved for IT staff and specialist power users who can be trusted
@@Isaac1995 You mean "managed service providers" and not "microsoft service providers"
AD, Microsoft, Unix, the parking garage... I lose it every time
Basically, the whole smash. You’ll be working OT the whole weekend and kicking yourself for clicking than button.
How the hell you think I made it 30 years in IT? lol
Darryl is a survivor.
What I find really funny was Chip forgot his one letter password from before.
My favorite part is when the dude explains that all the passwords need to be reset ... Who would put that button there!?!?
Now in 2017, the Intel Core i9 is finally released. Well done Intel.
HA
@@jrwyt-thewebsiteisdown was that just a guess??? How did you do that?
Why couldnt Nancy use her old username for the VPN until the presentation finished...and then change the username??
+francobobfred this guy
+francobobfred Because she's a dumbass?
+Josh Weinberg are you going to continue this any time?
i find it to be hilarious.
+Josh Weinberg please give us an update on future content????! PLEASE!
+francobobfred Logically yes. In reality, no because she's a fucking dumbass.
I love it when he finally made it to the critical moment of "Fuck it".
"Problem is User."
Haha!
there's a separate PEBCAK button too lmao
Please read the Single Sign On page,the options are hilarious! Central Authentication Fumbler and Starship Enterprise Sign On Engine, wow. Very well done indeed.
This just doesn't get old, eveytime I come back to it I notice some more subtle details :)
"kybrd hs n vwls"
And I lost my shit... again :D
And "Problem is User" is the most legit button I've ever seen.
lol tfw you accidentally shut down a server or do something accidentally and it takes the whole enterprise down.
i once wanted to log into a Windows Server, we had a keyboard plugged into it so I went up and pressed CTRL+ALT+DEL. it didn't work so I did it again. I checked the keyboard and it was actually plugged into our web proxy (supplies Internet access to all users) - it is linux based so CTRL+ALT+DEL restarted it. 15 mins with no Internet for all users :D
This happened to me! Pressed CAD intending to log into a Windows system, instead I rebooted the hypervisor!
Still watching in 2016
fat
THE_SPLOOGING _M3RK no u
no me what
Like if you got here from the rope from CGP Grey's video about Daylight Savings Time.
Just why though?
It's called a noose and you should put it to good use.
lol
chronological
god damn.. this IS my day at work dude. i thought you hit the nail on the head with your first video but then i got a new job and this is exactly what i deal with all day. so hilarious and you guys spend so much time putting in so much detail like the PEBKAC button. you're fucking hilarious and you guys should be on TV. thank you for making my day. thank you.
All this episodes are played so well.
Whats going on , i came here from CGP grey and i no have clue whats going on
ye i don't know either, but, its fun! great fun
Lol me too.
same
Same.
The video is making fun of people like you.
How does this not have millions of views?!
because you haven't told them about it yet
I've been watching these for three years, they're still fucking gold, man. I hope to God you can come up with more :D
Man, please... We NEED MORE OF THIS!
"hey you on the call"
"yea I'm on the call"
*instantly mentions unresolved ticket*
I felt that!
This video came to mind today when I clicked the "Apply defaults and save" button in my BIOS instead of "Apply and save changes" and got bitlockered out of my drives...fml
The best thing since the IT Crowd. Please bring more!
09:40 remember the times when Intel Core i9 was just a joke?
Need more of these, these are great.
I love how it says "global standard of communication" on the wallpaper
"communitaction" 😉
Anyone in IT should appreciate this. I work in the industry and showed this to the office. Our whole department was cracking up. Then I should some of the sales guy.... didn't really have the same effect lol
If I ever get promoted to a management position I will use this web series (the NSFW version) as a test during the the new hire interview process on what NOT to do during support.
14 years later, I hope you make another episode! I pass these episodes along to every friend in IT and they become an instant fan!
Once a World of Warcraft server went down for maintenance. Safe to say I trashed my mothers basement and complained to /r/theredpill about it.
"Nancy's VPN isn't working. Chip's got a bloody nose. We're going downhill fast!" LOL
"How does that one button have that effect???!!!" When I was a kid in IT about 20 years ago, a W2000 server had a raid issue. I was trying to rebuild the array with a new disk and the prompt said something vague like "Data may be affected. Proceed?" Since it seemed to be the only option/way to rebuild the array... I clicked it and instantaneously lost the whole system drive with no backup DC.
I watch all these videos once a year.
what happen next?
"That's actually the best password ever!"
Awesome, I'm changing all my passwords to the word password right this minute!
I like how webdude is always playing a game while he is supposed to be working!
But he IS working. That's how we roll.
Early net days still better than today. We were all so innocent. This, Pwnage, Badger Badger.... The good old days.
Oh my god. This.
This.
This is my life almost...every single day.
Why didn't I find this sooner?!
This is seriously underrated... it's so good !
umm... Daylight Saving Time Explained?
Yeah
"Don't mess with my network. Or Texas."
Dude, Darryl is a champ. You better learn from him or you'll never outsmart him.
Fake virus attack. OH MY GOD! This is crazy funny, guys.
The ticket text is hilarious: "HR assured me you could make this change with no problem" LOL yeah, they do that a lot. Great work. Do more!
Dang man...are you ever going to do another one of these? It's been so long! I still come back to watch these every so often lol
hitting us with that i9 3333mhz twin turbo from 14 years ago 🤣. dude where you at. do more of this silly stuff.
I love what's written under the big flashing thinking graphic "this may take forever"
We IT and Web Dudes need more of these, please.
This series is so amazing. I love every minute of it.
I love these episodes.
MORE IT GUY!
Legendary. These people are geniuses.
And that was awesome. Shutting the computer down and throwing remote service.
Congratulations! I love this series and clearly I'm not alone, so hopefully you can find the time and inspiration before too long
I showed this to my boss and he was LOLing so badly
"In Azeroth?"
The licence for Trouble Tracker expired in August 1987. Nice.
Haha, I love that 'PEBKAC' is a resolution button in the ticket software!
Extremely well made! Must have seen this video so many times.
Best IT series ever!!
@LenVJStudio is comedic genius. Whoever is making these is on par with many of the comedy greats
Love coming back to this 🤣🤣
No joke, I actually know someone who's voice sounds exactly like Nancy's and everytime she talks I think, "Your brats are here" lol.
The best one yet. Painful to watch! So very awesome.
I have no idea what any of these people are talking about, but I still find it funny :)
"Yeah, hell yeah, how you think I made it 30 years in IT" LMAO
10 years later and I'm STILL noticing little details in this video, like how one of the usernames is typoed: DaivdR
I thought this was bad at first. It got better and better as it went on and now I think this is brilliant. :)
Not really, unfortunately. I've been on hiatus since I had a kid. No time! I'm glad you like the series though. Hopefully when things calm down on the home front I can get back to it.
Please come back :)
lolololololollolol!!! That was great! I love these vids! The first is still my favorite, but this is a close second now! Too funny!
Why did CGP Grey send me here?
agreed
Curious, which cgp grey video was it?
kuzurame I don't remember.
I am of no help in this situation.
The video was the daylights saving time one
Sleep? Suicide? I don't know
“Power cap? Does that sound like physical layer to you?”
"how you think I made it 30 years in IT?" IM SCREAMING LOLOLOL
this is the best episode
Thanks... I just had to watch this after I took down my site. Made me feel better.
9:44 nice prediction, Josh!
CORE I9 PREDICTED!!!
But no 3333 Mhz Twin Turbo edition.
As an IT guy i approve of this.
This guy... this guy is every network guy I've ever met lol
That's awesome dude. I'm glad you are still making this videos after all this time. Keep it up
Best one so far!
CGP Grey brought me here, on his Daylight Savings video
i have no idea how this relates to that, but i love this video!! xD