(I'm Gonna Tell) 500 Lies - Nigel Farage's Brexit Party manifesto anthem
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 11 เม.ย. 2019
- Nigel Farage introduces (I'm Gonna Tell) 500 Lies, the audio manifesto for his brand new #Brexit Party.
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What song is this based on?
hasaan choudhry the real song/song it was based on was called: I'm Gonna Be [500 Miles]
@@marsbartin1189 thx
Great stuff
Do labour songs
Every time he says "l" he goes back to puberty 😂😂😂😂😂😂
To be fair, mentally he hasn't moved past puberty
SimenHof Thats most of us honestly
Working in parliament are lies more lies whan thay get in no 10 evey thing change whan thay say thay vote for me and thay don't do any thing all can get away whith lews
You are still in puberty 24/7 get off to school laddie your mum wants to clean your bedroom.
@@SimenHof neither have you coc breff.
"So chew on that, because there'll be no fucking food"
God damn, that's beautiful. You guys have outdone yourselves with this one!
Why must you make such ill informed, ignorant and brash comments on something so far above your intellectual capabilities.
@@josephclarke9279 How about you refute what I said as a reply to a comment you disagree with? Why go out of your way to find other comments I've left, completely devoid of political opinion mind, just so you can rub how "Ill-informed" and "Ignorant" I am in my face?
Edit: Actually, I can't seem to find a single one of my comments presumably disagreeing with your position that stretchs past "Why would you expect this channel to agree with you?" How is *that* "Ill-informed"? Seems pretty bloody well informed to me, mate!
@@josephclarke9279 And what are your capabilities?
Good Yeoman well actually I’m an economist who has just reduced a 2-1. My previous comment about being “ill informed,” is mainly relating to Jay Rayner and other left wing anti Brexit staples who sold the lie that “brexit might cause food shortage,” which in my completed uneducated opinion is complete bullshit, as there are so many factors that complete undermine their statement.
@@josephclarke9279 Sit down, cupcake. I'm sure your a real world-beater
"Then when you're hospitalised and no one's to care to for you 'cos half the nursing staff have been deported too"...I'm dead.
That's the idea lol
Perhaps give some of the 2+M unemployed the opportunity to train in the medical profession instead of finding fault.
@@garethbuckeridge6910 we found the racist Tory
@@benjustben7714 If you want to get on in life then work hard because the reality is life doesn't owe any of us a living. Explain what is racist about that or doesn't hard work fit into your snowflake narrative?
Literally
I have a funny feeling that Joe voted to Remain
Omg, yeah like the remain side didn't tell any lies.
@@jonskinner5664 at least any lies remain said which "I honestly cant think of any" weren't put on the side of a bus
Yeah that 350 million lie was out of order, the actual cost just before we left was around 416 million a week. terrible LIES.
Joe are Irish based, they didnt have a vote.
@Aidan Tancred alright comrade Corbyn the clown.
Everybody is talking about how good the rythm and the melody is. And I know it's perfect but no one's really mentioning how freaking witty the lyrics are. Just brilliant, amazing work.
Aha think that might be because the rythm and melody are based on a real song my dude 😂 lyrics are amazing tho!
I haven't picked up on anything funny about the lyrics? Seems to be cold hard facts to me.
Politicians lying? My god never heard that one before
😂😂😂
bet you never heard it in such beautifully synced music?
Well there are good politicians with heart and there are politicians without one, I don't think all of them are inherently like Farage.
@@TheManinBlack9054 That will always be the case. No one will ever be perfect but some take the piss.
But people think right winger politician don’t lie and tells it as it
This is the ringtone I have for the cold callers.
Cara Ince how did you manage that?
Cara Ince I want to do that. How did you do it?
What you do is for all your contacts, and numbers you expect to call back set a personal ring tone. That way the only people left who can call you are cold callers. It’s effort but I suppose that’s how you do it.
they are only cold calling because Farage kicked them out of the UK 😂😂
It’s funny because he’s no longer UKIP
🎉 THE BREXIT PARTY 🎉
That's not funny. It's sad
Andrew Bell yeah, but now we’ve got Brexit Party in its place
@@ClainBill yes but Ukip still brings back nostalgia
Andrew Bell true. True
Referendum to make this the the New UK National Anthem, when?
About_30_Ninjas what Nigel Farage having a voice break?
About_30_Ninjas if we lose can we say the result wasn’t close enough and have another vote
About_30_Ninjas yeah but then Nigel Dickhead will be heard
Oh god not another referendum.
Nah it should be about how awesome I am instead
It's absolutely hilarious, on the floor in stitches, then you hit that "shit, this is really happening" moment.
And then you just rock back and forth cradling your head for a while.
Your parents cradle their head when they see you Dumbtard.
wanderer1955 woah, no need for that shit calm down
@@wafflemaker1801 Farage is a "patriot". Your a dumbtard.
wanderer1955 yeah I know farage is an idiot what I’m on about is you taking the piss on the commenter
ok lukasz lad pipe down i garentee this song was aimed at you
well this aged well...
no nurses and food here
This aged very well
It's actually really catchy, I love it good job!
It doesn't matter when. In this country referendums are ignored.
@jo bloggs Hey diddums you need a nappy between your ears you got shit for brains. Just be grateful Farage isn't standing for the PM job. He would walk it. I know it, you know it, EVERYBODY knows it. Your lucky. Very VERY lucky 😁😁😁🖕🖕🖕🖕👌👌👌👌
@@wanderer1955 Wow. You have an incredibly poor understanding of our political system. I suppose that's not exactly surprising. "standing for the PM job"; hilarious. The fact that your vote counts the same as anyone who actually had an education. That's somehow less funny.
@@AJ_Cricket_Fish Fk me, no wonder Sir Nigel of Brexitania wants to restructure our political system. He said it was broken and he's right! VOTE FOR THE BREXIT PARTY EVERYBODY!! Got to put our political system right! It's totally fucked!! Right??
@@bolly384 Brextitery makes me laugh, not cry. Have left yet? 🤣😂
I get a weirdly happy sense of nostalgia from these now. I was in year 7 when I first found them and have been listening all the time ever since 😂
This sums up the far right narcisist egoistic shit together with rees moggs the bravermans the jenwricks the far right dictatorshits
Propaganda from a young age how nice
@@captainjames4649oh get over it Farage is now doing cameos saying up the ra and sussy imposter for teenagers for quick cash you can’t really still take the man seriously 😭 I’ve known my own opinions from a very young age and year 7 me was fact checking all the media I consumed as I still do today this wasn’t something I blindly followed it was just a source of entertainment to me.
@@fatty_owls preach 🙏🙏 follow your own opinions dont listen to them other lot
He's actually got quite a good voice and almost hits those high notes...
"The Left can't meme"
JOE:
Brexit is not a left or right issue?
its a rich or poor one...
@@raydon4911 the rich tend to be conservative and the poor tend to vote labour so indirectly it is a left-right issue
Piggy /Andrew so you wanna tell me that the majority of people in the US and UK are rich because of voting conservative? You need to educate yourself
This is what normies think memeing is
Parliament's new theme song
Yes
Brexiteers are you happy?
Yes
Indeed I am my country doesn’t have to be part of trade union with an ever evolving government that’s becoming more federal
Yeah xx
They were never happy
Yes
"So chew on that because there'll be no fucking food"
Aged like fine wine
As did the staffing shortages
There’s plenty of food what are you talking about?
@@Samthebritishgent Livestock being butchered and crops rotting because there is no transport
@@oscarosullivan4513 it’s not like we’re starving
@@oscarosullivan4513 and I haven’t heard of crops rotting
i actually envy future historians who will discover this as a primary source
GCSE History uptake increases to 100%
GCSE History will be banging in 2050
This hits different now
The irony of listening to this in 2022 and it's all too real.
Except there is plenty of food.
@@chesterdonnelly1212 It's more expensive though.
@@LarryDeskPlant yes there’s loads of food but it’s more expensive. Except for corned beef. I stocked up on corned beef because I was worried I wouldn’t be able to buy meat. Weirdly corned beef went down in price.
@@LarryDeskPlant across the world it’s more expensive.
Well done Brits - dug a big hole for yourself! 👍😉
f**king brilliant, mate! Teach me how to do this, so I can make them for Canada/USA, too!
George Pope recommend this: www.audacityteam.org/
@Aiden Logan thats kinda classist.
Aiden Logan I’m in higher class than you, mate
Aiden Logan Deportation is coming...
Check out Pogo trump song, he has a video also showing how he makes them
Being a fan of YTP, I thought I'd seen some impressive sentence mixing and pitch-shifting, but this is some next-level stuff.
This is probably the best one out of the bunch, Nigel Farage just seems to have an accent that survives being broken down into syllables.
Today he admitted that Brexit has failed.
It's 2023 and we've just now finally finalised brexit, just bruh.
"I" and "bile" high notes are mastery.
"Because the migrant who does the work that you won't do has been deported and is back in the EU."
"So chew on that because there'll be no fucking food."
This song mentioned all the problems years earlier, it's almost like Britain could have seen this coming.
If ever there was a prophetic song, this is it
Reading the comment section here reminds me of 1984 and the
' intellectual' debates that the proles have over the price of chocolate
yeah normal people having an opinion makes me sick
@@Wallace43266 People believing Farage actually cares about them is pretty sick, yes.
Well we're all gonna be proles when Corbyn gets in. At least we'll be well equipped for the chocolate debates!
@@kiriseraph9674 were proles now but think were not due to the collective hallucination of civillised society..and it doesnt matter who you vote for or what..the same people always control you except with a different puppet out front
@@jaspurr77 yeah but theres a difference between being a prole in capitalist America or communist Russia. There's bad, and then there's unendurable
I know what the xmas number one is going to be this year
14R H87 It’s Christmas not Xmas
@@macpeepeepoopoo7567 nit picker
Yeah you talking shit as usual 😁🖕
@@macpeepeepoopoo7567 happy Xmas old scrooge
This man must go down in history as a truly accomplished liar and confidence trickster.
0:37 that gesture when he says "tell" kills me every time, looks like he's about to have rotten tomatoes thrown at him
Is he your fool?
@@JF-sb5mo Yes. He always sits on my lap and presses the launch button on my nukes for me.
Sad thing is this is reality now in 2022
Apart from the bit where he says brexit still hasn't happened 😅
Agreed.
Bang on the money. Sold us out and guaranteed german citizenship for him and his family. What a charlatan. Zero credibility when you share a stage with yaxley Lennon.
No actually, deporting nursing staff? Nobody has even suggested that. And he left UKIP because of it's association with Tommy Robinson. It's also out of date in it's last claim that brexit hasn't happened yet.
@@thealbionarchivist9127 but he did share a stage with him at the gammon ball run end party in Westminster.
He also has spoken to the AFD party in Germany. There are an ultra right party.
Don't piss in my pocket and say it's raining.
@@danielchapman5693 He didn't share a platform with Tommy Robinson that was two separate rallies on the same day. He has interviewed different people in his capacity as a presenter on LBC, it doesn't mean he agrees with everything they think. The reality is, the reason the BNP are non-existent now, having previously held several seats in the European Parliament, is because Farage and UKIP gave people a non-extreme party to represent their views on immigration. Supporting the limiting of immigration is not inherently racist and shouting 'racist' in response to that perspective no longer works, it doesn't constitute an argument.
@@thealbionarchivist9127 apart from the fact that he made a speach for an ultra far right party in Germany.
This alone is enough to prove his racist ideals.
@Quadir Lovell bootlicker
@JOE man plz for real, put these on Spotify, they're amazing and I will happily just sit and listen to them =D
Its now.
"I WILL DRINK 500 PINTS AND I WILL DRINK 500 MORE, ON GB NEWS I AM THE ONLY REASON IT IS STILL ON AIR!"
that rhymesn't
fitsn't the rhythm either
It don't have to rhyme
@@ItsABeautifulDay. i can't believe this
Thanks JOE for another song that I can put on repeat 500 times but still not get bored. 😂👌
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Oh wow that was great as well
I could repeat 500more
This needs clips from I’m a celeb!
As a person who has met farage this is 100% accurate
The Big Chungus sends his regards!
I absolutely adore these XD they’re all saved in my playlist called “very serious and important politics” XD
This is flipping amazing!
I've listened to this for 18 times in the last 2 days
First time?
Have a very pog day
I hope whoever put these videos toghether is sueing the conservatives for ptsd...I would. 🤣🤣
please can i share???? giving full credits?
That look on his face at 1:25 sends chills down my spine.
This is quality. I'm so glad I made it with my friends at Joe.
Reached new heights! Well done!
something tells me that you're not exactly fond of UKIP
I was trawling the web looking for the nearest thing to a serious manifesto from the UK Brexit Party, and I'm glad I found it here! I take my hat off to you, Joe.
This is actually really well put together 😂😂😂
LOL, this hits the mark spot on.
Boris cover of “Any Dream Will Do” is brilliant😂😂
Tom Carter he did like with Boris’s technoclour nightmare
Joe, you are the master. Well done.
Keep this live in 2023.
Guess who's back, back again? :)
Going Straight to my playlist
“The migrant… has been deported and they’re back in the EU.”
It’s 2023 and this lyric didn’t age well.
This is still great in 2024
I´ve heard from "reliable" sources that Brexit is a HUGE success already. Declining GDP (also adjusted for the Covid-effects). The UK economy not "catching up" at all after Covid, in contrast to the situation in most EU-countries. A really MASSIVE amount of trade deals and trade agreements with other countries that covers less than 1% of the total UK trade volume. Labour market problems e.g. it´s difficult to find labour force in certain sectors in the UK. Add to that how many British CEO´s have reported that it has become much more difficult to trade with companies in other countries. Add to that an inflation level in the UK that is even higher than in most countries in the EU. Ohhh and finally we could also mention that among the G20-countries, only Russia has a lower economic growth than the UK. Farage really did well
So chew on that if you haven't been forced to pull out all of your own teeth because I deported all the dentists!
That one is a gem.
Brilliant to revisit this fantastic video, so well put together, as all others, all over again.
0:36 would?
In keeping with the actual song
This is a work of art
Absolutely insanely good.
And it's all coming true.
{:o:O:}
Yeah, it's strange how little you hear the phrase "project fear" now, isn't it? Only the most fervent of Brexit zealots still use it.
Well apart from there being no food. There’s plenty of food.
@@chesterdonnelly1212
*_"There’s plenty of food."_*
Not really.
There's plenty of manky crap and blighted potatoes which are inedible two days after delivery instead of two weeks.
{:o:O:}
@@ansfridaeyowulfsdottir8095 maybe you live in a remote area. I live in a town. I can easily get food. There are loads of supermarkets full of food and lots of choice between different potatoes.
@@chesterdonnelly1212
*_"maybe you live in a remote area... There are loads of supermarkets full of food and lots of choice between different potatoes"_*
I live in London, you ludicrous, ridiculous, lying sack of Brexit shytola. Don't tell me there's no problem with food supplies since most of the migrant workers were kicked out.
{:o:O:}
I hope to read on news:
Farrage hospitalised with all his teeth broken
Call Joe a lefty all you want but these videos aren't wrong. Guess you could say they're right
Nathan H - when leavers mindlessly call people “lefties”, they show their ignorance on multiple levels.
Firstly, citing someone’s political orientation isn’t an argument.
Secondly, the left wing has the weight of intellect behind it. You don’t find many right wing academics, scientists, etc.
Thirdly, one’s stance towards the EU isn’t a left/right issue. The irony is that Theresa May, a racist, right-wing ghoul and remainer is trying to get us out of the EU and Jeremy Corbyn, a left-wing allotment keeper is staunchly Eurosceptic, but being accused of trying to keep us in the EU. Couldn’t make it up.
@@Jimboy1611 That's comedy gold right there! Firstly they don't cite someone's political orientation as an argument. Secondly, not many Universities in the UK actually hire right leaning academics, and as such that is producing a bias which has now been spreading through the young for the last thirty years without a counter balance that's what University is supposed to be, so you are exposed to all sides of the argument. And thirdly both weakling May and Comrade Corbyn aren't fit to run a council let alone a country.
@@Jimboy1611
It's designed/manipulated that way wake up!
Political theatre.
bulltraderpt - I was responding to a comment where somebody said “call Joe a lefty all you want...”, which clearly indicates someone was citing Joe’s political orientation as a basis for their argument.
Academia itself doesn’t have a political orientation. It’s just data. Facts do not need to be ‘balanced’. They merely exist. Someone’s opinions do not deserve an equal footing with verifiable facts. Right wing academics are rare as rocking horse shit because academia predominantly revolves around data. It’s extremely hard to maintain a right-wing stance when you objectively crunch numbers.
Academic institutions don’t have an anti-right-wing agenda in the same way science doesn’t have an anti-religious agenda. They just happen to refute right wing ideology/religion as a result of what is empirically true.
Jimmy Drums same thing could be said about “lefties” calling the right wing fascists....works both ways
Funny seeing Farages screaming fangirls getting all triggered with this one... good work Joe!
Finally a comment that isn’t sucking the dick farage
As an ex Leither, I want him off this tune.
Proclaimers Rule.
Soar Alba
whoever made this is an absolute genius and thoroughly deserves a 500% bonus
I WASTED MY VOTE 🗳 ON HIM! WHAT?
Congratulations....
This guy had to look at farage to make this. Respect
I know right. I struggle to imagine the pain and suffering he went through in editing all of those individual clips.
Alright, calm it Rosalina Speedruns.
and here we are!
still as true in 2024 as it was 5 years ago!
Thanks for this. Farage rhymes with cabbage so he's Mr Cabbage.
Mr Bean is actually a smart guy who helps people.
Mr Cabbage is a menace to society.
Why is this so good? We want more!
Worst thing we did is get out of the E.U, all big stores and shops are boarded up in every town, the UK is Doomed I’ll tell you.
1:18 eheheh the video moments chosen for this bit fit so perfectly with the lyrics
Great stuff Joe really hits the mark.
😂 Turns out he got us out of the EU. You might or might not agree with his ideologies, but he won his main battle. 🤷♂️
Except it wasn't even him. It was the Tories and they fucked it up the arse
EXCUSE ME WHY DOES THIS NOT HAVE MILLIONS OF VIEWS
Prophetic song!
This must of taken very many hours to do. Well Worth it as is a Masterpiece!
I fucking love joes songs lol 😂
I popped an extra chorus in and added it to my mp3. Makes me crack up whenever it turns up on shuffle.
Is there any way I can get some of your political mashups as an mp3?
Use a converter
He's like Tim Curry came back from the future
Insult to Tim Curry
Whoever disliked this video just supports him 😂
If 2,907 people support him that's worrying...
Yeha no shit. Oh wait is that racist are the left gunna kick my door down now. Orr wait what I said was just sexist better shut me mouth
@Frank Castle that's nothing to be proud of your English I'd be embarrassed you don't even know your own history 🙄
Still find it creeoy how true this is
You can just tell Joe votes Labour
All reasonable people vote Labour! (tho they could be libdem :shrug: )
Wilm Communists get the rope
@@squimpot4100 I guess you don't know what communism is...
@@mincoder Corbyn is a Marxist what do you mean???. Insulting right wing voters doesn't change their minds. Convince them that the left is better
@Clorox Bleach all hail the great replacement and soros
Quality 👌🤣
Although I don't agree with the message in this song, I still think its pretty funny. Lol
Farage sold the UK out, get it through your head.
The songs right.
The song is just falsely smearing someone based on outright lies. I'm not saying Farage is a good man I'm just saying this video is factually incorrect and shit.
@@dyl0034 it's fucking funny tho
I'm pro brexit and find this funny
Brexit means losing North Ireland tho everyone who says otherwise is lying to himself
Is this the new theme tune for GB News ? 🤪
0:30 “and if you’re Muslim” insert open turtle grin