Being a Catholic theologian, I honestly couldn’t stop laughing at the screaming about the infinite number of books and chapters in the Bible. Loved this video
As a person who grew up reading the Bible and went to Catholic and Christian schools all my life, this was equally the funniest thing in the entire world😂 “WAIT GENESIS 1 👹👹👹”
I know how many books and chapters there are, and I thought “duh”. Although I think that the programmer could make better navigation, like that the lists would be in two columns, which would double the number of items shown on the screen and double the scrolling speed.
I can imagine how he'd word his confession... "Forgive me Father, for I have sinned... this is actually my first time here mate, so go easy on my a'right?"
@@EvocativeKitsune oh well, I sadly can't draw this good, it was actually made by Lucler_Lucifer, but I really liked it I got insulted earlier for being a "disgusting issue of society" so uhm, thanks
@@lsswappedcessnaWhat about Mike Rutherford, Anthony Banks and Steve Hackett? Also shoutouts to Richard Hammond, he knows what he likes - in his wardrobe, that is!
@@HappyBeezerStudios not 100s of 1000s 🤣 at a push the old testament dates back 10-20k years but really 5-10k is more likely. Ot tells stories that purport to be much older but the Jews didn't have a written tradition 100s of 1000s of years ago. Nor was Judea even a thing that long ago.
Islam is the religion who makes us to Believe in Jesus, We Muslims 100% Believes in Jesus We Muslims Believes that Jesus was The Christ, No Muslim is a Muslim if he doesn’t Believes in Jesus, Jesus did Miracles by the Permission of Allah, Jesus himself Never said “Im God” also Never he said anyone to “Worship Me” Jesus was Just a Prophet and Messenger Of Allah Only to Guide The People of Israel, (COME TO ISLAM = COME TO JESUS) ----------------------- *Jesus Denies Being God* | Read ⬇️ ----------------------- "My Father is greater than me." [John 14:28] “I am ascending to my Father and your Father, to My God and your God.” [John 20:17] “Jesus said: 'Hear, O Israel: The Lord our God, the Lord is one.” [Mark 12:29] “Jesus, Fell with his face to the ground and Prayed.” [Matthew 26:39] “I can of mine own self do nothing: as I hear, I judge: and my judgement is just because I seek not my own will, but the will of the Father who has sent me." [John 5:30] “The crowd answered, This is Jesus, the Prophet.” [Matthew 21:10-11] --------------------- *The Coming Of Prophet Muhammed In Bible* --------------------- “I still have many things to say to you, but you cannot bear them now. When he the Spirit of truth comes, he will guide you into all the truth, for he will not speak on his own authority, but whatever he hears he will speak, and he will declare to you the things that are to come, He will glorify me, for he will take what is mine and declare it to you.” [John 16:12-14] --------------------- *Allah Clears About Jesus* --------------------- [Quran:- 5:72]:- “Jesus has said, "O Children of Israel, worship Allah, my Lord and your Lord." [Quran:- 19:30]:- “Jesus has said, "Indeed, I am the servant of Allah. He has given me the Scripture and made me a Prophet.” [Quran:- 4:171]:- “Christ Jesus the son of Mary was no more than a messenger of Allah, So believe in Allah and His messengers. Say not "Trinity" desist: it will be better for you: for Allah is one Allah: --------------------- ⚠️ WARNING ⚠️ [Quran:- 3:85] :- “And whoever follows other than Islam as religion - never it will be accepted from him, and he, in the Hereafter, will be among the losers.” ---------------------
watching dank scrolling through the tracks and screaming everytime it kept going, especially when he got to genesis, has got to be the funniest shit i've heard today. i couldn't breath by the end of that, thanks for that man XDXD
"No one will know I tried to blow up the headphones". Just imagine some poor kid buying some earphones in cashies and they receive a set that has been absolutely obliterated by Wade.
Correct. I am Aussie so I can confirm. That Flat Earther's think our country dosen't actually exist. Because The Flat Map of earth stretches Australia out so much that it's unrecognisable.
“I found the holy nugget” I don’t think a title of a TH-cam video has ever made me laugh so hard in my life. It just sounds hilarious out of context. Like, “Hey James, what’s that you got?” “The holy nugget.”
I gotta get this off my chest. My first comment was going to be " don't worry about blowing up the Jesus Buds, mate. In some religions, even the people blow up." But alright, I thought that might be a bit much. So I hid it in the comments so less people see it airtight. DON'T CANCEL ME.
I remember in airports ~15 years ago, they'd sell audiobooks in self contained players. They were semi-disposible. I wonder if any of those are still around.
I don't know where they came from but at a library I went to I borrowed Twilight on one of those little things or at least something similar to it. I think the year was maybe 2014?
Yeah, that's right, because you can still hear someone speaking clearly through some proper garbage headphones. I should know, because I used to have some no-name green headphones.
Dank, I have watched you for a while. I have had some really rough weeks recently at my job. But your videos make my week 10x more bearable. I just wanted to say thank you for all you do.
Loved this as a student of theology. Seeing your reaction to how long the Old Testament and chapters were was priceless! I want to buy this holy Nug now. Keep the high quality content comin’
@@engine4628Yeah, in total, it probably took a few weeks or months to get everything recorded perfectly depending on how much they got through per day.
Your reaction to all the books and chapters had me chuckling. Just FYI a lot of the books are quite short and very few people have read the entire thing from cover to cover. The yearly Bibles are usually selected parts to teach a specific lesson every day.
@@oliviersavard8676 Exactly, although I know a few people (including non Christians) who have. I've probably read 3/4 of it over the years, but I was quite religious when I was younger.
"very few people have read the entire thing from cover to cover." I think true Christians really need to stop this. Or should I say, stop being a pussy and start REALLY reading the Bible. They don't need to know it end to end of course, but if they profess to believe, then they SHOULD at least know basically what's in it. And this is coming from a guy who's "one of those Joe Smith mormons," so we actually have three more books we need to read over the other Christian religions on top of the regular Bible, and we need to know what's in every one of them..
As a Christian, I am glad that DankPods released this video. It makes my day. Who said God doesn't have a sense of humor. For instance, He invented the banana, 14 billion years ago (which was bred 250 years ago, modern variety), only for us humans to make jokes about it in the 2020s. Edit: Have you tried Fr. Mike Schmitz - Bible In a Year podcast? It is good stuff
I mean really, the bible is a book, containing 66 other books (possibly more since I only have an NIV). Most bibles (index and glossary included) are 1000+ pages. imagine NARRATING that.
"you need to LET JESUS INTO YOUR HEART or he will be DISAPPOINTED at your LACK OF FAITH" meanwhile 8 y-o me who doesn't understand anything: "but i don't get it, how will i know he will be there, will it hurt"
I remember in a Bible school they told us to lay in bed at night and talk to God and see if we could hear him talk back and a kid asked why he didn't hear anything when sitting in the pitch black and the pastor was like "was there any other noise?" And he was like "a radio was on" and the pastor goes "God cannot talk over others! Try harder!" That poor kid was distraught
1: The irony of the "Diablo" trying to kill the "Holy Buds" is a solid joke in it of itself. 2: The "Holy Buds" should have gotten a pass being that all they were used for was an audio Bible therefore not needing fancy bass or tops.
okay as a fellow Australian, it's VERY funny hearing Dank, who is from the state infamous for all the churches it has, show how he knows absolutely fuck all about the church, very cathartic for my lapsed catholic, former religious school going self
(from a fellow lapsed catholic former religious school going self to another) we do indeed have a number of churches and indeed SA was intended to be a colony founded on the tenet of religious freedom, but the 2016 census reports that over 35% of south australians have no religious affiliation at all (to compare, it was 25% in NSW and 31% in VIC) so old mate dank is far from alone in that here
I was raised *VERY* Baptist, so seeing the catholic books in the bible really do throw me for a loop. Wisdom of Solomon right after Song of Solomon? It feels like finding the weird direct to video sequel for a beloved childhood movie.
I feel like in Europe, any branch of Christianity basically ignores 90% of the Old Testament per default. Also, the order of everything that isn't Genesis or Exodus is completely irrelevant. "I don't know, this psalm sounded topical"
I was raised Christian, specifically Lutheran, and I was suddenly confused when I saw extra books that I typically wouldn’t see. I was also extremely confused by what NSRV CE was. I might have to take a look at this later.
It's the opposite for me. I was raised Catholic, and when my parents gave up on Catholisism (That's its own story, lol), they went to a Lutheran church, and it was a shock learning that most Bibles aren't like the one I was forced to learn from as a kid 😂
If nobody's pointed it out yet there was a brand of single-purpose audiobook nuggets that got sold to libraries back in the day where the players looked just like this, it might not be quite as bespoke as it seems.
It's a well-known fact that for a video to be successful in youtube it must include screaming, a thumbnail of a shocked expression, and a title containing an unanswered mystery.
Poor dank’s mind is being blown by how much Bible there is fills me with so much joy. I felt the same way when I got a Bible thrown at the back of my head and had to go to the emergency room
I wanted an iPod so badly when I was a kid. One Christmas morning my parents got me and my sister together to give us a “special” gift. We opened them up and at first I thought it was a regular MP3 player, but to my surprise it was a GoBible (it was an older version of this) and could not be loaded with music of any kind. This is really bringing back the memories haha
being a Christian, I was not offended, but laughed so hard at how big you thought the bible was, it is big, but no bigger than some of the text books I had to read back in my student days.
@zee some of the content is removed because if in fact the bible did record every work that jesus did there would be multiple books and i mean real books
7:28 It's amazing to think that Wade talks over the "holy" bible because he's afraid of copyright strikes. Back in the day you would be afraid of excommunication if you did that.
It would be so, so unlikely that the specific recording in the pod has been registered with You Tube content recognition (usually, that's music), but the most likely thing if it were would simply to be demonetized while play royalties go to the identified owner.
As an ordained minister I loved seeing your reaction to the number of chapters and books! A refreshing view from what the world would see what I take as just common knowledge. Have a like and a continued patron subscriber:D
I can't help but to imagine a pastor dressed to the nines with his feet up on his lectern, headphones on, laughing as an Australian man screams at technology
As a Christian, this was hilarious! By the way the genesis 1-40 are collections of a few paragraphs so genesis is like a short book, along with all these others. I actually remember asking my parents for one of these for Sunday school lol.
I'm of the Christian faith and I must say... I was pretty offended when I thought you weren't going to try and explode the buds. Glad you saw the error in your ways and let the buds burn p.s. Screaming at Genesis was the best thing I've seen all week
* screaming progressively getting louder as he realizes how big Genesis is * ...and wait until he hears about Psalms also as a Christain this was very funny and not offensive, so no worries! Great content as always!
As a Christian, what is it like for you to experience other Chistians who get offended by the things you don't find offensive involving the religion in some way?
@@apoletestry3766 I've not been a practicing Christian in over 20 years, but you'll find most religious people don't get offended by jokes about their religion so long as it's not clearly insulting. I didn't find any of Wade's comments in this video offensive.
6:41-7:03 As a Christian and big audiophile, this...had me dieing of laughter. I love hearing you scream like Daniel Stern from Home Alone while scrolling just through the book of Genesis alone. Can't wait to learn that there is way...way...WAY MORE. Keep up the hard work man! 😁
Sexy Bluetooth speaker: "Power on" Jesus : *concerned* SBS : "Bluetooth mode" Jesus : *more concerned* SBS : "Auxiliary mode " Jesus : **loses it** HEATHENS !!!!
Dude as a Christian this was some of the funniest shit I’ve ever seen. Trust me most of us aren’t stuck up asses and we don’t care, you do you dude your awesome. Great vid
Hilariously, one of my favorite sunday school teachers growing up was a chill af Australian guy (I'm American) who the church deacons would always ask to do bible readings for church services because Accent™. Somehow this feels full circle from that. 😂
being forced to grow up in a HEAVILY christian family, seeing him start screaming at just how big the bible is had me in TEARS. honestly thats exactly how i feel about it nowadays
The classical Old and New Testaments did not become things that could be kept in the common private household till the advent of the printing press, and yet somehow faith in the Christ lived before this. Christians could hear from both, but it was generally through the benevolence of those who could afford the expensive scribe labor. Heavily religiose isn't the same as deeply devoted personally to the powerful spirit of the Christ, which is where, little by little, I have gone. Scripture can be used to bully, as can formal church organizations. Fooey on that from heaven itself.
6:47 I swear I left this video on in the background to go make coffee and started hearing this in my kitchen. My speakers are really loud. I had no idea what the f it was and ran back to my bedroom. Thanks Dank, love ya too mate.
As a Christian, I can now declare this as a certified holy moment, bro its so funny you legit scared the HELL out of any demons within the buds. Cmon that wasnt clever?
@Quark Hey man I get it. Please believe in what you think is best but im going to believe in Jesus. Dont try to drag others down though, i mean im not calling you an uneducated Atheist that is lost. I mean reality is what you believe it to be and I respect that 👍
This is probably the one instance in which the cheap nuggetphones actually make sense. I mean, what does it matter if they're all mids when you're just gonna be using them to listen to a guy reading the bible at you?
9:33 This is how I always imagined repenting would look like. Side note, I love watching these videos. Dank could talk about watching paint dry and I'd still be invested
When I was a kid I remember getting beaten senseless by my religious father on easter for saying "Jesus is coming. Grab a towel." Now he's pooping in a bedpan and can't stand. Love you, dad.
This video was released in April 2022, right in the midst of the most depressing time of my life. I can remember late night, I was having a super rough day and I was emotionally exhausted, crying, and alone. I got myself a snack, lay in bed, and found this video. And it somehow made me laugh hysterically, even during the time where I was the most depressed I'd ever been. This video and channel got me through some super tough times. Thanks a ton Wade ❤️
@@olivercharles2930 I appreciate it. I've had my ups and downs, but a lot has improved since then. I'm moving on up with life and I hope I can keep this trend going. I'm a lot healthier than I was 2 years ago
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Being a Catholic theologian, I honestly couldn’t stop laughing at the screaming about the infinite number of books and chapters in the Bible. Loved this video
As a person who grew up reading the Bible and went to Catholic and Christian schools all my life, this was equally the funniest thing in the entire world😂 “WAIT GENESIS 1 👹👹👹”
Same here
My man needs to scroll through Psalms next time…missed opportunity. Although the video may end there after he loses his voice from screaming.
I know how many books and chapters there are, and I thought “duh”. Although I think that the programmer could make better navigation, like that the lists would be in two columns, which would double the number of items shown on the screen and double the scrolling speed.
Okay so serious question. What does it mean to be a Catholic Theologian? Do you read the bible every day? Not meant to be mean ofcourse
Holy shit! Even I can't believe this is actually a thing.
My lord…
shit? such an unchristian language you are using. despicable
Jesus Christ!!
my heavenly father forgive this man of his grave sin my lord jesus may he be saved n' shit yadda yadda in jesus' name amen
You really need to look these things over before signing off on them
I just image him in a confession booth crying out that he opened the holy nugget and blew up the holy buds
I hope that shows up on his patreon next week
I can imagine how he'd word his confession...
"Forgive me Father, for I have sinned... this is actually my first time here mate, so go easy on my a'right?"
0:39-0:51 I’ve grown up catholic for a good chunk of my life (not devout) and that is better than my understanding of Easter.
"Apostles creed, isn't that a playstation game?"
This was definitely my favorite of the more recent videos, the screaming and the panicked repacking was hilarious xD
Your avatar is adorable.
@@EvocativeKitsune oh well, I sadly can't draw this good, it was actually made by Lucler_Lucifer, but I really liked it
I got insulted earlier for being a "disgusting issue of society" so uhm, thanks
"Alright, we need a device that can display a list so that users can navigate the Bible."
"I'll give it two rows."
I find it funny that he didn't notice that the controls were in the shape of a crucifix.
6:44 welcome to my childhood experience. Religous schools are fun (lie).
A pure text version of the Bible would be like 4 MB, so says Google.
Damn it bro Genesis cranked out way more albums than I thought
Underrated comment
Phil Collins be workin overtime
@@someguyonyoutube9279 and don't forget Peter Gabriel during early Genesis
@@lsswappedcessnaWhat about Mike Rutherford, Anthony Banks and Steve Hackett?
Also shoutouts to Richard Hammond, he knows what he likes - in his wardrobe, that is!
@@abnormalanorak Yeah, man they all deserved their share of recognition. The band wouldn't have been the same without them.
Dank screaming at how big the Bible is was amazing. The Bible has those ridiculously thin pages for a reason.
It's a book written over hundreds and thousands of hears. Lots of text
@@HappyBeezerStudios not 100s of 1000s 🤣 at a push the old testament dates back 10-20k years but really 5-10k is more likely. Ot tells stories that purport to be much older but the Jews didn't have a written tradition 100s of 1000s of years ago. Nor was Judea even a thing that long ago.
@@lainwired3946 yes, not 100s of thousands. Their comment said "hundreds AND thousands"
@Lain Wired the old testament has been used to argue the earth isn't even 10k-20k years old...
You mentioning the Bible having really thin pages just unlocked forgotten Sunday school memories
Dank: “you’d have no idea I was in here”
Someone else in 10 years after rebuying these at cashies: “Someone’s been in here!”
plot twist, it's also him
@@navycalvin9337 Senile Dank buying everything back from cashies again in many decades time
@@navycalvin9337 Dankpods: The Dementia Days
but the person didint say dankpods was in there.
Islam is the religion who makes us to Believe in Jesus,
We Muslims 100% Believes in Jesus
We Muslims Believes that Jesus was The Christ,
No Muslim is a Muslim if he doesn’t Believes in Jesus,
Jesus did Miracles by the Permission of Allah,
Jesus himself Never said “Im God” also Never he said anyone to “Worship Me”
Jesus was Just a Prophet and Messenger Of Allah Only to Guide The People of Israel,
(COME TO ISLAM = COME TO JESUS)
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*Jesus Denies Being God* | Read ⬇️
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"My Father is greater than me." [John 14:28]
“I am ascending to my Father and your Father, to My God and your God.” [John 20:17]
“Jesus said: 'Hear, O Israel: The Lord our God, the Lord is one.” [Mark 12:29]
“Jesus, Fell with his face to the ground and Prayed.” [Matthew 26:39]
“I can of mine own self do nothing: as I hear, I judge: and my judgement is just because I seek not my own will, but the will of the Father who has sent me." [John 5:30]
“The crowd answered, This is Jesus, the Prophet.” [Matthew 21:10-11]
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*The Coming Of Prophet Muhammed In Bible*
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“I still have many things to say to you, but you cannot bear them now. When he the Spirit of truth comes, he will guide you into all the truth, for he will not speak on his own authority, but whatever he hears he will speak, and he will declare to you the things that are to come, He will glorify me, for he will take what is mine and declare it to you.” [John 16:12-14]
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*Allah Clears About Jesus*
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[Quran:- 5:72]:-
“Jesus has said, "O Children of Israel, worship Allah, my Lord and your Lord."
[Quran:- 19:30]:-
“Jesus has said, "Indeed, I am the servant of Allah. He has given me the Scripture and made me a Prophet.”
[Quran:- 4:171]:-
“Christ Jesus the son of Mary was no more than a messenger of Allah, So believe in Allah and His messengers. Say not "Trinity" desist: it will be better for you: for Allah is one Allah:
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⚠️ WARNING ⚠️
[Quran:- 3:85] :-
“And whoever follows other than Islam as religion - never it will be accepted from him, and he, in the Hereafter, will be among the losers.”
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watching dank scrolling through the tracks and screaming everytime it kept going, especially when he got to genesis, has got to be the funniest shit i've heard today. i couldn't breath by the end of that, thanks for that man XDXD
He just didn't stop, he screamed through the entirety of genesis, it was great.
yeah, dank sounded like Marv in Home Alone getting the crap zapped out of him.
Wait til he sees Psalms
Im literally crying right now.
@@liamconn35 Tbf the music press did the same thing to Genesis and Phil Collins in the 80s
as a religious person, dank screaming in terror at the size of the bible is one of the best things i have ever seen
Agreed
And being hesitant to blow up the stinkbuds with the Diablo. One of the best channels ever.
Haha yes!
The size of the Bible displayed two chapters on a screen. It would take a lifetime to find the specific verse on that dinky display.
@@wretch1300 holy crap the fact he used the diablo to destroy such holy headphones, Jesus would not approve (?)
"No one will know I tried to blow up the headphones".
Just imagine some poor kid buying some earphones in cashies and they receive a set that has been absolutely obliterated by Wade.
I mean it could inspire him to set out on a nugget venture and dirty bud blowupathon of his own
Or imagine Shane from the Smoorez Channel...
"Hopefully I didn't offend anyone"
His excuse: "I'm Aussie"
Literally anyone: "pardoned"
"you are already in prison"
Ye you right
Correct.
I am Aussie so I can confirm.
That Flat Earther's think our country dosen't actually exist.
Because The Flat Map of earth stretches Australia out so much that it's unrecognisable.
I mean at least he's not br*tish 🤢
@@apoletestry3766 Love it.
“I found the holy nugget”
I don’t think a title of a TH-cam video has ever made me laugh so hard in my life. It just sounds hilarious out of context. Like, “Hey James, what’s that you got?” “The holy nugget.”
everything is funnier when james says it
unfortunately it was changed to "Even Jesus made an MP3 player..."
The idea of blowing up the Jesus Buds with the "Diablo", is absolutely hilarious.
Was looking for this comment exactly lol
It's oddly fitting in a way. Guess Jesus saved his loudest of volumes for his dirtiest of buds.
I was gonna thumbs up but it's at 333
I gotta get this off my chest. My first comment was going to be
" don't worry about blowing up the Jesus Buds, mate. In some religions, even the people blow up."
But alright, I thought that might be a bit much. So I hid it in the comments so less people see it airtight. DON'T CANCEL ME.
@@luismontano8549 foul 💀💀💀
I remember in airports ~15 years ago, they'd sell audiobooks in self contained players. They were semi-disposible. I wonder if any of those are still around.
I don't know where they came from but at a library I went to I borrowed Twilight on one of those little things or at least something similar to it. I think the year was maybe 2014?
If you're interested the channel Techmoan recently did a video on them. They're called Playaways
oh man I remember borrowing a harry potter book with one of those
Check out the channel ‘Techmoan’ he has a video on one :D
I remember that, whenever we were flying somewhere when I was a child my parents would always pick a couple of them up.
I like how the buttons are shaped in a cross or T type figure, really gives of the holy feels.
Right!
If only the screen was more than 2 lines
Oh yeah, because wasnt it a thing that Jesus was most likely crucified on a crucifix that was just a T?
Was just ganna say the same...wonder if it still works on vampires
It kinda looks a bit… inappropriate. Or maybe I need to get my mind out of the gutter.
In defense of the headphones do they really NEED to play top and bottom ends if they're only intended to play spoken word audio?
Your comment i dub the “Mid Testament”
Yeah, that's right, because you can still hear someone speaking clearly through some proper garbage headphones.
I should know, because I used to have some no-name green headphones.
what if jesus had some sick subwoofers and skullcandy crushers
@@ukargeo and jesus said "fuck you. *B A S S* "
@@ukargeo you know he would
Only Jesus himself would make packaging so easy to open.
me and you watching at the same time
Probly doesn't want to get more holes in his hands
Humans are too evil
@@trayner i shouldn't have laughed hard but damn i couldn't hold it
@@trayner i shouldn't have laughed hard but damn i couldn't hold it
The screaming all through Genesis made me laugh so hard.
Alternate title: Aussie Man Learns How Huge the Bible Really Is
Alternate title: Aussie man screams at Bible nugget for two minutes
Agree
I loved all the screaming 😂
6:46-7:03 And his subsequent reaction.
Funny thing is that there's even more depending on what Bible you use or what denomination you are.
As a man who use to be extremely religious, seeing him react at how big the Bible was made me laugh so hard. 😂
Same! I was cry laughing
Same here. Best part of the vídeo XD
Same XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD
mood lol
Same but I’m just recently got into Christianity
hearing this man scream helplessly as he went through genesis was good
Too bad he didn't look at psalms
Dank, I have watched you for a while. I have had some really rough weeks recently at my job. But your videos make my week 10x more bearable. I just wanted to say thank you for all you do.
First
By the way anyone here is from kazakhstan or I am the only onem
Gg
Yeah, it's amazing how entertaining he is. He can literally review assorted Lego food props and still be extremely entertaining. This guy is talented.
Why dis you put this in a TH-cam comment
The light flickering was actually spooky
Jesus making his presence known
,':|
@@spoonyluv19 jesus laughed that's why the light flickered
@@spoonyluv19 it's like that one scene in fleabag
Big J was laughing and nugged the lamp.
Loved this as a student of theology. Seeing your reaction to how long the Old Testament and chapters were was priceless! I want to buy this holy Nug now. Keep the high quality content comin’
Dank's reaction to finding there were 50+ pages of Genesis was pretty much my reaction during my intro to Theology class back in 2015 lmao
No offense, but why would you waste your time like that? That‘s like studying Scientology. Just… why?
@@FunBoysGaming because i went to a Catholic university and they were required credits 🤷🏼♂️ lol
@@FunBoysGaming and yes, it was a massive waste of time
@@JesseLack did you go there because you wanted to or did you have to?
You think reading the Bible in one year is a task? This guy narrated the entire Bible. The entire thing! In probably less than a year, I'd assume.
It said on the box about 90 hours
@@coolbrotherf127 yeah but imagine fumbling your words one time and you have to repeat that part from the beginning again
@@engine4628Yeah, in total, it probably took a few weeks or months to get everything recorded perfectly depending on how much they got through per day.
@@coolbrotherf127 Oh yeah, easily months. People don't realize how taxing narrating is, both physically and mentally.
He was actually screaming with excitement about genesis, until he realised it's not Phil Collins on drums
I salute you for that joke
Had the same thought haha
Until he realized it’s not Peter Gabriel on vocals
He can’t feel it calling in the air tonight
he's in the land of confusion
Your reaction to all the books and chapters had me chuckling. Just FYI a lot of the books are quite short and very few people have read the entire thing from cover to cover. The yearly Bibles are usually selected parts to teach a specific lesson every day.
at the same time it's not really designed to be read in one go, i see it more as a collection of lines to quote lol
@@oliviersavard8676 Exactly, although I know a few people (including non Christians) who have. I've probably read 3/4 of it over the years, but I was quite religious when I was younger.
"very few people have read the entire thing from cover to cover."
I think true Christians really need to stop this. Or should I say, stop being a pussy and start REALLY reading the Bible. They don't need to know it end to end of course, but if they profess to believe, then they SHOULD at least know basically what's in it. And this is coming from a guy who's "one of those Joe Smith mormons," so we actually have three more books we need to read over the other Christian religions on top of the regular Bible, and we need to know what's in every one of them..
As a Christian, I am glad that DankPods released this video. It makes my day. Who said God doesn't have a sense of humor. For instance, He invented the banana, 14 billion years ago (which was bred 250 years ago, modern variety), only for us humans to make jokes about it in the 2020s.
Edit: Have you tried Fr. Mike Schmitz - Bible In a Year podcast? It is good stuff
I mean really, the bible is a book, containing 66 other books (possibly more since I only have an NIV). Most bibles (index and glossary included) are 1000+ pages. imagine NARRATING that.
Love how terrified Dank acts while talking about "disappointing Jesus" cause it is EXACTLY what growing up Catholic feels like
"you need to LET JESUS INTO YOUR HEART or he will be DISAPPOINTED at your LACK OF FAITH"
meanwhile 8 y-o me who doesn't understand anything: "but i don't get it, how will i know he will be there, will it hurt"
Catholics are all about feeling miserable and disappointed all the time, at least that's how it felt growing up Catholic.
I remember in a Bible school they told us to lay in bed at night and talk to God and see if we could hear him talk back and a kid asked why he didn't hear anything when sitting in the pitch black and the pastor was like "was there any other noise?" And he was like "a radio was on" and the pastor goes "God cannot talk over others! Try harder!" That poor kid was distraught
@Quark cool i'm sure everyone cares
I almost sounds foreign to me when I hear stuff like this, because the community where I was raised was much less strict.
"Oh no, now I know why [Jesus] is making that face, He's really disappointed in me!"
You did it! You broke Catholicism down to its bare essentials!
The amount of damage Catholicism has done to my friends and mother, it really deserves to be shat on
Oh a fellow queer person that watches dank pods, hello ^w^
@@Bandit_in_boots We’re multiplying :D
@@mysticaxolotl8215 let's goooooo
@@mysticaxolotl8215 indeed we are
1: The irony of the "Diablo" trying to kill the "Holy Buds" is a solid joke in it of itself. 2: The "Holy Buds" should have gotten a pass being that all they were used for was an audio Bible therefore not needing fancy bass or tops.
Exactly.
Multiple people have said this before as well. Oh well atleast their not rare.
777 Likes... I can't bring myself to upset that holy number.
@@whitworth5s248 Wooooooooie! That's a lot of daggum likes!
The holy buds are meant for speech, so it be excused.
But bad holy buds deserve to be exorcised and cast into the fire for being so cheap.
Yes
As a Christian, you're fine mate.
As a fellow audio enthusiast, your doing the lords work blowing those demonphones back to hell.
Quite fitting to blow them up with the diablo.
The funniest part being the buttons shaped like a cross of sorts
All these comments are gold 🤣
Good thread
Agree
- gives headphone warning when hes blowing up the Holy Stinkbuds
- gives no warning for 30 seconds of high pitched screaming
Never change, Dank
The warning wasn't for you, it was for the holybuds :D
@@KnifeNerd9 oh that makes sense
"It does ultimately achieve its goals" is the highest praise for a nugget Wade has ever given 😛
okay as a fellow Australian, it's VERY funny hearing Dank, who is from the state infamous for all the churches it has, show how he knows absolutely fuck all about the church, very cathartic for my lapsed catholic, former religious school going self
Huh I didn't know that bit of church trivia and I live in Australia, thanks
To be fair, I was in a Baptist church in the southern USA flavored. I dont know anything about church either.
I prefer to think of it as RECOVERING Catholic.
@@CantankerousDave same.
(from a fellow lapsed catholic former religious school going self to another) we do indeed have a number of churches and indeed SA was intended to be a colony founded on the tenet of religious freedom, but the 2016 census reports that over 35% of south australians have no religious affiliation at all (to compare, it was 25% in NSW and 31% in VIC) so old mate dank is far from alone in that here
I was raised *VERY* Baptist, so seeing the catholic books in the bible really do throw me for a loop. Wisdom of Solomon right after Song of Solomon? It feels like finding the weird direct to video sequel for a beloved childhood movie.
I feel like in Europe, any branch of Christianity basically ignores 90% of the Old Testament per default. Also, the order of everything that isn't Genesis or Exodus is completely irrelevant.
"I don't know, this psalm sounded topical"
I was raised Christian, specifically Lutheran, and I was suddenly confused when I saw extra books that I typically wouldn’t see. I was also extremely confused by what NSRV CE was. I might have to take a look at this later.
It's the opposite for me. I was raised Catholic, and when my parents gave up on Catholisism (That's its own story, lol), they went to a Lutheran church, and it was a shock learning that most Bibles aren't like the one I was forced to learn from as a kid 😂
@@schenkov
Yeah, but a lot of Christians didn't get the memo because the OT is better at justifying the stuff they wanted to do anyway.
@@schenkov pretty much
Honestly, it actually seems fairly well designed.
Except it has no search function
@@ShihammeDarc well people who would buy this would probably now were everything was so yeah
@@Kier_1 scrolling through that much even if you know where to look seems like a drag
_Intelligently_ designed, if you will?
The holy cross button design was kinda dope ngl
If nobody's pointed it out yet there was a brand of single-purpose audiobook nuggets that got sold to libraries back in the day where the players looked just like this, it might not be quite as bespoke as it seems.
They're still a thing. The current iteration is called a Playaway and the backs look like tiny book covers xD
I'm in literal tears, I need a 10 hour loop of the screaming at the Genesis parts as soon as possible.
Someone will make it. We’ll add it to the danktionary of confoosed aussieness
TH-cam will provide.
You know, it's kinda genius putting Frank clips at the end of every single video because it means I always end up sticking around for the whole video.
I just skip to the end
@@hobobazaar8196 there is a special place in dirty bud hell for you 😔
@@GAMERIN-rn6dj I think Frank is a girl but yes
@@knickemz girls can be boys if the word before boy ends with y
Cheeky boy
Sneaky boy
Wiggly boy
@@peepothefrog4331 damb you might be onto sumn
Didn’t expect “Australian man screams at book” to almost make me pop a lung
6:35 “this would take you a year”
Me, in my third year of reading the bible, just being halfway: HAH!
Why are you wasting your time like that?
@@XuroX. cuz i try
6:55 "Local Aussie Man Is Scared by The Bible"
6:45 That hysterical screaming had me in tears!! 🤣🤣😂
It's a well-known fact that for a video to be successful in youtube it must include screaming, a thumbnail of a shocked expression, and a title containing an unanswered mystery.
@@vylbird8014 This video only has 1
😅😅😅😅
I officially use this as my ringtone😅
Poor dank’s mind is being blown by how much Bible there is fills me with so much joy. I felt the same way when I got a Bible thrown at the back of my head and had to go to the emergency room
That sounds like a story
@@Thobeian I had a bad childhood
@@kennorcott7074 sorry to hear that.
@@jero37 eh I’m better for it. And I have a funny story
Who did that, and why?
as someone who grew up super religious and has read the bible several times, his genuine shock at how long the bible is made me cackle
Agreed. Haha.
KING LIKED MY COMMENY YALL STFU
Hearing dank scream "JESUS FORGIVE ME" while blowing up the headphones is legitimately the best thing ever.
I wanted an iPod so badly when I was a kid. One Christmas morning my parents got me and my sister together to give us a “special” gift. We opened them up and at first I thought it was a regular MP3 player, but to my surprise it was a GoBible (it was an older version of this) and could not be loaded with music of any kind. This is really bringing back the memories haha
The disappointment you must’ve felt 😭
Oh that's a harsh Xmas morning 😔
Beat them with Jesus
I’m sure that’s some form of child cruelty. Was it a joke?
@Daniel Cook 🤣 I’m sure you were thrilled with it, bet you were the envy of all your classmates!
10:15 "I heard the voices but theres no man in here" fucking dead dude lmao. Great video as always!
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"Apostles' Creed? Isn't that a playstation game?" 💀
Assassins creed. Apostles creed is one too. It’s not public yet. It’s only mine at the moment. 🙏
@@leontechtalks buttbuttouts mead 💀
being a Christian, I was not offended, but laughed so hard at how big you thought the bible was, it is big, but no bigger than some of the text books I had to read back in my student days.
@zee some of the content is removed because if in fact the bible did record every work that jesus did there would be multiple books and i mean real books
Weren’t text books like extremely big back then anyway?
wait until he sees psalms lol
@zee ya know, not every single thing is documented. Back then writing was only for the smart people, so alot of casual events werent documented.
7:00 a man experiences religion for the first time
7:28
It's amazing to think that Wade talks over the "holy" bible because he's afraid of copyright strikes. Back in the day you would be afraid of excommunication if you did that.
Otherwise the cardinals of TH-cam would excommunicate him
Dude, you can copyright individual performances of works in the public domain
It would be so, so unlikely that the specific recording in the pod has been registered with You Tube content recognition (usually, that's music), but the most likely thing if it were would simply to be demonetized while play royalties go to the identified owner.
Back in which days?
@@VorteX-ox2fm The Spanish inquisition! Because you never expect the Spanish inquisition.
But honestly I have no idea lmao
"I heard the voices but theres no man in here" is an underrated line
As an ordained minister I loved seeing your reaction to the number of chapters and books! A refreshing view from what the world would see what I take as just common knowledge. Have a like and a continued patron subscriber:D
Amen brother!
I can't help but to imagine a pastor dressed to the nines with his feet up on his lectern, headphones on, laughing as an Australian man screams at technology
Even Men of God watch The Dank.
The screaming while scrolling through Genesis perfectly sums up my experience in Catholic school
As a Christian, this was hilarious! By the way the genesis 1-40 are collections of a few paragraphs so genesis is like a short book, along with all these others. I actually remember asking my parents for one of these for Sunday school lol.
🤮
@@nom3nnescio why
@@jirehjirehjirehjireh because religion is aids
@@jirehjirehjirehjireh tipped his fedora too hard m8
@@echodelta2172 Huh? He was just stating a fact about the Bible which is true. I don’t think he was trying to flex or anything
I'm of the Christian faith and I must say... I was pretty offended when I thought you weren't going to try and explode the buds. Glad you saw the error in your ways and let the buds burn
p.s. Screaming at Genesis was the best thing I've seen all week
All we can do is admit our sins and atone.
“ I’m not here to offend anyone, I’m just here for the funny nugget” has gotta be one of my favorite lines on this channel
* screaming progressively getting louder as he realizes how big Genesis is *
...and wait until he hears about Psalms
also as a Christain this was very funny and not offensive, so no worries! Great content as always!
Genesis itself is quite short (you can read it in less than an hour), it just has a lot of short Chapters. Psalms is a bit more of an undertaking!
"the old one-hunge-fiddy right in the middle"
As a Christian, what is it like for you to experience other Chistians who get offended by the things you don't find offensive involving the religion in some way?
@@apoletestry3766 I've not been a practicing Christian in over 20 years, but you'll find most religious people don't get offended by jokes about their religion so long as it's not clearly insulting. I didn't find any of Wade's comments in this video offensive.
I work for (not kidding) a Bible software company, and the screaming at the table of contents had me in fits. 😂
A Bible software company? Is God your CEO?
Sorry I can't resist 😂
wow, your acc is old
so is jesus your manager?
You forgot to mention the worst “sin” of all: it has just two lines of text on the screen
6:41-7:03 As a Christian and big audiophile, this...had me dieing of laughter. I love hearing you scream like Daniel Stern from Home Alone while scrolling just through the book of Genesis alone. Can't wait to learn that there is way...way...WAY MORE. Keep up the hard work man! 😁
Same I laughed the entire time 😂
lol same
AHHHHH AHHHHH
Just wait until he starts scrolling through Psalms 🤣
@@MegaEmmanuel09 Ah yes, we gotta tell him how it all works.
Alternate Title:
Wade screams at a Bible for 11 minutes
9:38 ah yes, the scarlet fires of hell
Sexy Bluetooth speaker: "Power on"
Jesus : *concerned*
SBS : "Bluetooth mode"
Jesus : *more concerned*
SBS : "Auxiliary mode "
Jesus : **loses it** HEATHENS !!!!
....?
@@EnclavegovtofficialUSA
It's a reference to the sultry tone of the Bluetooth speaker's voice.
@@Sheroloxthe lustful tone :)
I was waiting for Frank to offer him an apple.
Yea 🤣🤣🤣💀
Oh no not again
The fact they didn’t put the controls in the shape of a cross bugs me so much like they were so close
They did, well its more in the shape of the person ON the cross. Complete with a round button for the head
Dude as a Christian this was some of the funniest shit I’ve ever seen. Trust me most of us aren’t stuck up asses and we don’t care, you do you dude your awesome. Great vid
I mean, he did have to make an honest plea for people not to flip out. Kinda says a lot, don't you think?
THANK YOU! Someone else with a smiliar mindset! 👍🏻
@@myfavoriteviewer306 Yeah it says a lot that Dank is a nice dude and literally nobody flipped out over this vid. Get over yourself.
“I’m sorry Jesus”
*distorted scarlet fire starts playing*
9:45 apparently... God is unhappy.
As an ex Catholic, watching dank realise how big the bibble is actually incredible lol
“I’m not trying to offend anyone, I just want the funny nugget” such a good line
@Quark okay dude… cool. I’m a nihilist so yeah.
Hilariously, one of my favorite sunday school teachers growing up was a chill af Australian guy (I'm American) who the church deacons would always ask to do bible readings for church services because Accent™. Somehow this feels full circle from that. 😂
Full-voiced, high pitched screaming is generally my go-to reaction to bible stuff, as well.
Me as a Christian would high pitched scream if I had to listen to some guy talk to me on the gobibble
Yeah, he was starting to sound like that goat by the end of it lol.
Yeah, some of the stuff in there can be pretty disturbing
being forced to grow up in a HEAVILY christian family, seeing him start screaming at just how big the bible is had me in TEARS. honestly thats exactly how i feel about it nowadays
The classical Old and New Testaments did not become things that could be kept in the common private household till the advent of the printing press, and yet somehow faith in the Christ lived before this. Christians could hear from both, but it was generally through the benevolence of those who could afford the expensive scribe labor.
Heavily religiose isn't the same as deeply devoted personally to the powerful spirit of the Christ, which is where, little by little, I have gone. Scripture can be used to bully, as can formal church organizations. Fooey on that from heaven itself.
@@SeekingTheLoveThatGodMeans7648 hey go crucify yourself
@@SeekingTheLoveThatGodMeans7648 ...
I’m in the lds church and there is the Bible the Book of Mormon the pearl of great price and doctrine and covenants and they’re all like 1500 pages
@@shnoiken Oh well.
Can't complain you don't have anything to read.
6:47 I swear I left this video on in the background to go make coffee and started hearing this in my kitchen. My speakers are really loud. I had no idea what the f it was and ran back to my bedroom. Thanks Dank, love ya too mate.
I love how his breakdown at the end is the modern day equivalent of Adam and Eve trying to hide that they ate the fruit.
I was cracking up at the mere concept of this, it's so perfect and out of touch at the same time
all hail nuggets
It's almost as good as the holy bible Game Boy cartridge.
I love that he’s so shocked by how many chapters are in each book 🤣🤣🤣
no one tell him about Psalms
@@CovaSKT yea
"JESUS YOUR SO KIND THANK YOU" hahaha gets me every time.
His so kind what?
@@cptrelentless80085 the bible
The stink buds died for the sins of all the nuggets
I laughed
As a Christian, I can now declare this as a certified holy moment, bro its so funny you legit scared the HELL out of any demons within the buds.
Cmon that wasnt clever?
@Quark Hey man I get it. Please believe in what you think is best but im going to believe in Jesus. Dont try to drag others down though, i mean im not calling you an uneducated Atheist that is lost. I mean reality is what you believe it to be and I respect that 👍
Agreed, certified holy moment indeed 🙏
@@GibsonSwag dude got so frustrated by your response that he straight up deleted his comment lmao
Based. same. Christ is KING
"Apostles' Creed? That's a Playstation game ain't it?"
That got me wheezing real hard and I'm not even halfway through the video
@Quark k
I love how he's just totally in fear of disrespecting the nugget-phones.
@Quark Settle down sir. No need for aggression.
Gd player spotted
@@kenos911 hi kenos
@@TrumpetBoyGD hello trumpet man
This comment sections is WAY more calm and kind than I expected it to be.
There are specific types of people who watch this content. They aren't of the type that types slurs in the comments.
@@EnclavegovtofficialUSA fair enough
Did he really just blow up "holy" stinkphones with the devil? That is just to perfect!
@Quark damn bro, I was just making a joke. I don't believe either.
In nugget's name we pray, amen.
LET THERE BE NUGGETS
CAN WE GET AMEN HERE?!
@@strob5657 ''And there were nuggets.."
I wish I could blank my memory so I could rediscover and watch this wonderful channel all over again.
I absolutley agree…
Have you tried drugs and alcohol? 🙃
This is probably the one instance in which the cheap nuggetphones actually make sense. I mean, what does it matter if they're all mids when you're just gonna be using them to listen to a guy reading the bible at you?
At 9:24 you can see him walk off camera is the reflection of the nugphones and I love it
9:33 This is how I always imagined repenting would look like.
Side note, I love watching these videos. Dank could talk about watching paint dry and I'd still be invested
The distant yelling of "JESUS FORGIVE ME!!" fucking killed me
When I was a kid I remember getting beaten senseless by my religious father on easter for saying "Jesus is coming. Grab a towel."
Now he's pooping in a bedpan and can't stand. Love you, dad.
Who? Jesus, or your dad? * gasp! * Or, same guy?!
mmm
what does a towel have to do with easter and why were you being senseless idk i aint relgion
@@BrainiumBasher9001 You sweet summer child- (joking)
A true "what would Jesus do"-moment - who doesn't remember the bible story of Jesus beating a child senseless?
This video was released in April 2022, right in the midst of the most depressing time of my life.
I can remember late night, I was having a super rough day and I was emotionally exhausted, crying, and alone. I got myself a snack, lay in bed, and found this video. And it somehow made me laugh hysterically, even during the time where I was the most depressed I'd ever been. This video and channel got me through some super tough times. Thanks a ton Wade ❤️
It means little coming from an internet rando, but I genuinely hope you're doing good
@@olivercharles2930 I appreciate it. I've had my ups and downs, but a lot has improved since then. I'm moving on up with life and I hope I can keep this trend going. I'm a lot healthier than I was 2 years ago
The Monty Python clip was enough to convince me that I NEED to meet this man at least once in my life
*intermisson*
Hol up