As a descendant of the Celts, trust me, they knew. The English have a long and terrible history of enslaving pretty much everybody, including the Irish and Scottish (who had been teaming up against Anglos/English for years since they're related to each other, Scots are basically descendants of Irish migrants). And fun fact! The first king of the United Kingdom was Scottish because Scotland was still a force to be reckoned with then, and would never accept a fully English oppressor as their leader.
I feel like that's exactly how entire history was made: - I DONT KNOW WHAT IM DOING LADS - I can imprison and kill my wife? - We're out of wine... - Let's declare a war!!
Goes through the chest of the person you're publicly executing and torturing! Good fear mongering! Still trying to see why my peasants hate me though...
@@aceofspades2201 So, I can't tell all of them apart, but Kevin is the most chaotic. If there's murder and fire, it's probably Kevin. Daithi is the one yelling at Kevin most often. Jack is usually laughing at Kevin or joining him. And the others I'm still working on.
*Video name:* The Irish Lads rewrite history *Reality:* Irish civil war, armies in poverty getting rekt by a NPC and a crap tons of marriage and murders. Mostly murder after marriage
Jack at beginning of video: ALL together fer Ireland! Jack at end of video: I upgraded all of my lifestyle choices to be better at murdering I see you've figured out how this game works 🗡️
Jack: Jesus, Kevin you seem to know what your doing Kevin: I don't but a bucket of rats goes a long way apparently One of the many funny quotes during this whole gameplay
Yeah because that's what his last name means and this is the custom for many Celtic cultures for example if you run into someone who has the last name 'Mcdonald' That means their last name is 'Son of Donald' and that can tie into their clan or house depending on the culture.
I swear that Jack has a superpower for jinxing things! Paddy Fitzpatrick: "Unstoppable!" - DIES NEXT YEAR Earl Concobar: "I'm a legend!" - DIES IMMEDIATELY AFTER Conspiracy Confirmed!
Completely random fact: Jack Daniel (the founder of the whiskey) died from kicking a safe. When he kicked it, he broke his toe which got infected. He eventually died from blood poisoning.
"Earl Conchobar of Athlone has abandoned his mortal coil at 70 years of age. He drank himself to death .A shameless fornicator, he will be remembered for his uncontrollable and insidious lust." His WHat?
I'm sorry, as someone who writes in her free time, the grammar in this comment is bothering me... “This lady is pregnant again and I didn’t even go near her!” - Jacksepticeye 2020 Thank you for your time.
I never expected to see Jack and the rest of his mates to be playing this game. The video itself is an example of why but it was still fun to watch lol
@@Croutonium I mean, Jack is very successful and I don't think he will just play games for sponsors. I'm willing to bet that he played this game because the other irish lads asked him and he had no reason to say "no".
@@buggart You make a good point. I will say that sponsors are a more reliable source of income than ad revenue. It just doesn't seem like his kind of game, that's all
On Twitch Sean mentions that his throat is sore after recording a video by yelling, and he used a wig as well. Me: *thinking it’s gonna be an ego video* Also Me: *sees the tumbnail* what the fu..
Just found out that around 2 million Australians have Irish ancestors, now I know why I and most Australians can't stop swearing at least 10 times or more in a conversation 😂
Phantomiser, you don’t have to swear. You don’t have to have some people as ancestors and that be the reason you swear a lot. You swear a lot if YOU swear a lot. Someone else doesn’t determine that. Why do people think it’s cool to swear, it’s awful. Some people aren’t stereotypical cursers. You make that decision yourself whether you swear or not.
I expected the video to end after the first minute and I was sitting there wondering “Is this really what I want to do in my free time” then I saw the rest of the video and my brain said “yes”
Do you want to join the Irish and invade with us? Then you can get Cursader Kings 3 yourselves on September 1st play.crusaderkings.com/jacksepticeye
Nice
hoho first
WAR!
Hello jack
Hi
“Sit back and relax, because you’re about to see the Irish go to war!!!!” Seems like a normal Irish Lads video.
I saw this as he said 😂
Indeed
"Don't lie who's been a *FAN* of *'Jack'* before August??⛅️"
''(ʀᴇᴀᴅ ᴍʏ ɴᴀᴍᴇ)💙"
Congratulations you win the best comment I've seen all day.
And enjoy a healthy dose of prolonged eye contact
Jack: THE IRISH WILL CHANGE HISTORY!
Ends up having a civil war...
Reboma Tamashi
It’ll end up being peace eventually. Once everyone is dead.
Again
The bloodiest battle will be Sunday, Bloody Sunday.
Last time we won a war we got into a civil war
Oh god no
Nobody expects the Irish inquisition
The crossover we didn't expect.
AH A SPEAKING PAINTBRUSH, BURN IT
well I didn't expect to see you here
Is drew irish
Didn't expect to see you here Drew
“Godwin is a man”
“Hey I can marry my cousin!”
“Lads, I have n o idea what’s going on”
sums the three of them up pretty nicely
Rhyer that’s just Paradox games in general.
Rhyer what about Kevin how do you sum up him
@@lucastotton9330 "Put some rats in a bucket, put the bucket on his chest, and all start heating the bucket so that they claw through-"
the second one is just "oh hey yeah i remember i'm playing crusader kings"
“I can imprison my own wife and murder her”
"Oh, your son!"
........
"THAT'S MY DAUGHTER"
"oh....sorry"
There was nothing other than sheer confusion on Jack’s face for the whole duration of this video
and occasional laughter
yea, he has clearly never played crusader kings before and the only reason he did it is because of the sponsorship.
Elias it’s such a different type of game for him
@@The_Angel420 yea
I wanna be noticed so I’m commenting on this
Thought the thumbnail was photoshop, then Sean busted in with a wig and a costume. You never truly disappoint me Sean...
Hot cheese
My thoughts exactly
@@jamzy6218 Best movie in FNAF World
HIS NAME IS JACK
The Half Aryan
I can’t tell if you’re being sarcastic or not...
"we convince the Scottish that the english are shite" Celtic diplomacy since the dawn of man.
I think the scottish already noticed that
Looks like everyone thinks the English are shite, as they should
As a descendant of the Celts, trust me, they knew. The English have a long and terrible history of enslaving pretty much everybody, including the Irish and Scottish (who had been teaming up against Anglos/English for years since they're related to each other, Scots are basically descendants of Irish migrants). And fun fact! The first king of the United Kingdom was Scottish because Scotland was still a force to be reckoned with then, and would never accept a fully English oppressor as their leader.
I was like...is that gonna be very difficult, honestly??
Y'all still speak their language though
I feel like that's exactly how entire history was made:
- I DONT KNOW WHAT IM DOING LADS
- I can imprison and kill my wife?
- We're out of wine...
- Let's declare a war!!
Everybody basically wasted alot of the time
A bucket of rats goes a long way...
also
-godwines a man!
-i can marry my cousin!
No, that's just modern day politics.
add "god said I could, ask the Pope" and your set
Dan: "We have a real disaster that's unfold here in Dublin."
The lads: I sleep
Dan: _"We ran out of wine."_
The lads: *O* *H* *N* *O*
69 likes I must resist my dude I'm sorry
😂
7:32 for the people who are gonna ask in the future
Bruh since when do the Irish drink wine?
@@DudeMcGuybro Am half Irish, can confirm.
"He looks like he teached me badminton."
-Sean *Mchlunchoklinwhorinchuh*
2020
right bruh
Bruh, did you seriously take the time and effort to write down Sean's gibberish?
RESPECT.
sean mclunchables
@@crisisasp5396 *d e l e t e t h i s*
bruh
Love how Jacksepticeye’s Irish accent gets more pronounced every time he’s playing with the Irish lads
hehe
Brian: “Jesus Kevin you seem to know what you’re doing”
Kevin: “I don’t but a bucket of rats goes a long way apparently”
Bucket of rats? It's my God given right to lick each and every one of those in there.
Ted Flob II *w h a t*
Goes through the chest of the person you're publicly executing and torturing! Good fear mongering! Still trying to see why my peasants hate me though...
@@Flob2 Truly a great american view on ratlicking.
“I don't know they just showed up and started killing me”
-Sèan's friend and also every single former colony
Its RTGame hes a streamer, he sometimes uploads it to youtube.
@@terracat2255 cool
👍
@Beefad 1 because my country India was attacked by Europeans
@Beefad 1 and also that was a while ago and we were freed by Europeans like only 75 years ago
8:46 Kevin is the type of chaotic-calm I aspire to be while describing torture.
I love that you HAD to put in that last bit about torture, just to remind everyone what you wanna be so calm about
I love how Jack’s face during that bit is perfectly the Obama “not bad” meme 😂.
Kevin: Describes a horrible form of torture.
RT, Brian, and Dathi: "Jesus!"
Sean: "Nice!"
Time stamp
@@aceofspades2201 Why do you need to tell them apart? Its a giant Irish Car Bomb, just sit back and watch the fireworks.
@@aceofspades2201 So, I can't tell all of them apart, but Kevin is the most chaotic. If there's murder and fire, it's probably Kevin. Daithi is the one yelling at Kevin most often. Jack is usually laughing at Kevin or joining him. And the others I'm still working on.
I'm convinced that Kevin and Jack can be the most chaotic duo
Should've name him brain lol.
It somehow worries me when kevin is quiet.. when he's concentrated and clearly plotting something..
Jack: Kills 3 kings
Also Jack: Failed to kill a six year old
Looks like we WILL have a Home Alone 5! 🤣
Also jack doesn’t finish the man eater series :(
"I've just killed three kings of England. I'm a legend!" (Immediately dies)
What a legend
It worked the last time. If you look closely, England broke out in civil war.
Jack Left to Make sure The King goes to Hell.
Jack: never played CK before
Also Jack *plays as Harold Godwinson *
Genius
so you have chosen...death.
You do realise that Harold Godwinson wasn't even king for a full year, right?
Alpharelic 2021 that’s the joke you get it right?
Dylan Mc didn't look much like a joke, but nevertheless, 😂😂😂
*Video name:* The Irish Lads rewrite history
*Reality:* Irish civil war, armies in poverty getting rekt by a NPC and a crap tons of marriage and murders.
Mostly murder after marriage
Your profile pick is from meta runners
I don't remember that in the history books, so it kinda counts?
As an avid player of the Crusader Kings games watching this was simultaneously painful and extremely entertaining.
Same
Assassin: I covered my tracks well
Jack: *uncontrolled laughing so Kevin can hear that he's responsible*
I’m just imagining Conchobar on his Death Bed like: “I haven’t done much in my life, why not kill a bunch of kings before I go?”
We’ve run into a problem, we’re out of wine
Every Irishman immediately: Oh no
Jesus solved this problem once
7:32 for the people who are gonna ask in the future
"hey thanks for marrying my kid, she's like 7"
I should not have laughed at that lolol
It's the early medieval age, it's alright
"King Robert likes me".
Jack: "King Robert is dead".
"Friendship with King Robert is over".
Hahaha.
Game of Thrones be like:
LOL!!! XD
The timing of all that was beautiful 😂
"Why you're so good at murdering kings?"
Jack : cause my Hitman Finger are tingling!
paddy fitzpatrick is at it again
Sadly, Jack. The winners write history. Historically speaking, the Irish haven’t had the best of luck. Invasion, famine etc.
We're gonna change all that!
XDD
The winners do NOT write history.
@@jacksepticeye Hell yeah gamer!
Talk about the luck 'o the irish
"Gee Kevin you seem to know what you're doing"
"I don't but a bucket of rats seems to go a long way.
Lmao
Side note: The hell is your Icon?
I mean he does have some experience from the Sims and such xD
Jack at beginning of video: ALL together fer Ireland!
Jack at end of video: I upgraded all of my lifestyle choices to be better at murdering
I see you've figured out how this game works 🗡️
Hey Bro! Wassup?
Hey Wazzup
Hey M8
Yo it's paradox. *_WHEN IS VICTORIA 3?_*
Drew 14 Stop
Seán’s life ruling over his part of Ireland seemed pretty badass. Killing three kings of England in a row.
Alternate title: a bunch of drunk Irish Kings play with their kingdoms.
,,I named my daughter after you Kevin"
took me 3 seconds to get that and i started laughing like maniac
...I don't get it
Same though
According to Google, there are female Kevins out there! I thought that was funny.
this was released 1 minute ago, yet, there are 4 dislikes.. do haters put their notifications on???
Yes. But so do winners!
You got a hearrtt
Lol
Apparently.
Lmao
Jack: Jesus, Kevin you seem to know what your doing
Kevin: I don't but a bucket of rats goes a long way apparently
One of the many funny quotes during this whole gameplay
Ye Olde plague anyone??
So he played this game the same way he played Bitlife... hiring hitmen.
...Should we be worried?
Rebekah Wordsworth Probably.
Rebekah Wordsworth Absolutely
Once a killer, always a killer
Killer he is
When u actually able to understand Irish, and realise that Jack said that his surname means "House of friends"
"I am now King of England!"
Jacksepticeye: So you have chosen *DEATH!*
"We go up and convince the Scottish that the English are shite"
I don't think that would be a very hard task
Plot twist, Scotland convices Ireland that England are even more shite that they first thought 😂
4FFORD bruh I said the same thing
Ye mate, thats right!
I hope this is a joke, coz we’re not that bad
Sully why we so bad
“A bucket of rats goes a long way” a life hack to remember
"The great Gaels of Ireland are the men that God made mad,
For all their wars are merry, and all their songs are sad."
Seán: "I just murdered 3 kings of england!"
As a swede, I respect that! Good on ya, lads!
7:35
RT: We ran out of wine
the entire irish population: ah shite
BREAKING NEWS: "IRISH MAN KILLS 3 GENERATIONS OF ENGLISH KINGS LIKE A BOSS"
A true Gaelic Gladiator
Holy hec im laughing so hard after seeing this post
Me:He's unstoppable !!!
Several minutes later: oh he's dead ahahaha
I mean, it's better than what actually went down.
So B+ for effort.
Did anyone else notice that Jack called himself 'Jack, son of the house of friends' during the intro?
Yeah because that's what his last name means and this is the custom for many Celtic cultures for example if you run into someone who has the last name 'Mcdonald' That means their last name is 'Son of Donald' and that can tie into their clan or house depending on the culture.
My family's name means "the bald ones", referring to how monks shave their heads.
I swear that Jack has a superpower for jinxing things!
Paddy Fitzpatrick: "Unstoppable!" - DIES NEXT YEAR
Earl Concobar: "I'm a legend!" - DIES IMMEDIATELY AFTER
Conspiracy Confirmed!
I too must burden this power... Trust me it SUCKS when playing with friends... D: single player it hurts but multiplayer... With friends D:
I live in england
Completely random fact:
Jack Daniel (the founder of the whiskey) died from kicking a safe. When he kicked it, he broke his toe which got infected. He eventually died from blood poisoning.
At least hes safe now
Did u know that when whiskey was invented in Ireland it was 300 years before we made anything else
Actually found out this earlier today
Jackseptictoe
ZeAwesomeBoy that’s funny
"Earl Conchobar of Athlone has abandoned his mortal coil at 70 years of age. He drank himself to death .A shameless fornicator, he will be remembered for his uncontrollable and insidious lust."
His WHat?
This is the only situation where a reply from a sex bot is appropriate
This lady is pregnant again and I didn't even go near her 😂🤣 "jacksepticeye 2020"
I'm sorry, as someone who writes in her free time, the grammar in this comment is bothering me...
“This lady is pregnant again and I didn’t even go near her!”
- Jacksepticeye 2020
Thank you for your time.
@@leafy_green7573 of course what they meant was
"jacksepticeye 2020"
- This lady is pregnant again and I didn't even go near her
I never expected to see Jack and the rest of his mates to be playing this game. The video itself is an example of why but it was still fun to watch lol
Break The Chains
Reclaim the birthright! Crush the syndicalist menace!
Down with the traitors! Up with the stars!
I don't get it
Why did u say that?
How are you a syndicalist but support corporations like Paradox by buying their video games (which is a luxury, not a need).
Irish translation. "MY NAMES SEAN MAC THE HOUSE FRIENDS". He just said random irish words there. Its great
"Wait, it's all Ireland?!"
"Always has been"
Game of Thrones: Irish Edition.
Game of trones
When he said “game of trones” I died
Also I’m the 100th like
Irish going to war, instantly fight with themselves, historically accurate.
And more often than not *by accident*
No its 1 big pub fight
@@justingick4218 XD It's just a National Pub Brawl
Gold old Ireland.. Where your half drunk and you slept with someone's wife
This video should just be titled
“game O trones”
Thanks for making me *aggressively exhale* in the bathroom 🤣
I’m Irish and this is offensive
It’s “gaem a troens”
or game o' tyrone
Jacks accent is so strong when he play gaming with other Irish people.☘️🍀🥔
I live how the war mechanics are actually historically accurate, “you have to use the bishop to fabricate a war” use the church!!! 😂
Killing is wrong... unless it’s for our lord! Stealing is wrong... unless it’s for our lord!--Basically all religions.
Pony Express the church got it down to a science 😂
@@DukeSilver6973 and that's ironic since they don't believe in science lol
ck2 is free and paradox has lots of other map games
@@user-it2kq4ty9q CK2 is free?!
They should all make a group channel straight up called "The Irish Lads"
hmm
Oh my god yes
Yes
Like the Irish version of Click
@@rockytopg4767 Irish version of Sad Milk bruh absolute chaos
"I just killed three kings of England"
Moments later
"I died!"
morale of the story: kevin should never have children
I feel like that's the moral of a lot of stories already...
That's the morale of every thing on kenvin's channel
beautiful
Amen
How does a comment from a 7mil channel have 4 likes?
This is sad
Agreed-
Oh hey Daithi
How do u have 13 likes?
this was a most unexpected crossover, *and a most welcome one*
i'm genuinely happy that Paradox stepped up their marketing game so well
A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one.
“2 little beady eyed demons of Scotland”
Honestly that just accurately depicts all children I see here, beady eyed little demons
I did not expect Jack to play this game. As a person who played over 5000 hours of CK2, I'm very happy to see this video.
Same
People will play anything for a sponsor. But maybe he chose it. I honestly don't know. I'm just a shitty youtube comment.
@@Croutonium I mean, Jack is very successful and I don't think he will just play games for sponsors. I'm willing to bet that he played this game because the other irish lads asked him and he had no reason to say "no".
@@buggart You make a good point. I will say that sponsors are a more reliable source of income than ad revenue. It just doesn't seem like his kind of game, that's all
Jack was the luckiest King as he killed 3 Kings of England and died b4 sufferung the consequences🤣🤣🤣.
What a lad boys!
a new king of england comes
Jack: My hitman fingers are tingling...
XD paddy Fitzpatrick flashbacks...
Jack: You’re not going to war, are you?
Nogla: Why the fook not?
Fair play to Sean for trying CK3, a game I'd never have thought he'd give a chance, but not surprised at the results, haha..
**Sees Thumbnail**
“That’s my favorite thumbnail from now on”
**Sees intro**
*Smiles* 10/10 ❤️
Do more of this, take over everything, the Irish shall rule the world
That was sooo good!!! We need more of that irish vs. england.
Nobody:
Daithi: "Hey, I can marry my Cousin!"
Trust Daithi to go straight to that
Read this as he said it lol
2:16 for the people who are gonna want to know
SWEEEEEET HOOOOOOOOME AAAAAAAAAAALABAMA!!!!!!
Jack: playing with other Irishmen
Irish Lads: *some loud youtubers scream at each other for almost 20 minutes straight*
On Twitch Sean mentions that his throat is sore after recording a video by yelling, and he used a wig as well.
Me: *thinking it’s gonna be an ego video*
Also Me: *sees the tumbnail* what the fu..
What’s an ego video?
Grace V I think they mean alter ego like on Halloween he did an anti vid
@@gracev8762 I think they mean alter ego, like Anti and stuff (I'm not familiar with all Jack's alter ego)
Namikaze Vindu okay thank you
useless grape thank you
Jack: I’m in the middle of killing a 7 year old in the Isle of Man
Me: (checks on brother to see if he is still there)
lmao!
This is Jack being a 100 percent normal. That is if he’s an irish person
No way hes playing a paradox game I didn't think he would like it I'm so excited
Does god exist?
Bruh me too, i've been playing paradox for like 4 years now
He played like shit but at least he had fun which made me happy... i hope that this video introduces more people to Crusader kings
Yea it’s cool that paradox is getting sponsors like jack for their games. Honestly my interest in history stemmed mainly from Eu4, I love that game
@@eclipsimzero9484 idk
“Hey I can marry my cousin.”
-Dathi De Nogla 2020
"for Ireland"- jack, now there's a Irish hero
Jack: Can the Irish lads Rewrite History?
Everyone: Yes i Can join You
*"Im arrogant, fickle and compassionate"*
-Jacksepticeye 2020
Drew 14 It’s because you have no soul and just do fortnite funny moment fashion contest countdown MLB videos
his neighbors:
"is he doing that irish thing again?
quick, kids, your earmuffs."
Yeah, seán is louder than the fire alarm in school, someone set it off and we had to wear headphones
Jack doesn't need the bell, *HE IS THE BELL*
"Just a wee bit of an accident. I didn't mean to kill off your army and entire family."
Jack playing a Paradox game isn’t something I thought I would ever see
sameee
Big same
You can tell he’s never played one before 😂
Ghostwolf true, still quite entertaining to watch him kill random people tho.
When theres a war goint on but youre too busy sleeping with peoples wives
ForsenCD
Ok but can you imagine what would Seán do if Coca Cola *actually* sponsored him? I can just say that Coca Cola company missed a LOT...
Sure did!
Top of The Mornin' Cola. Tastes like Irish.
so many funny moments, I love this collab so much 😂 think my fave is the run out of wine one lmao
"you need to have a reason to go to war"
I'm american, how do I turn that feature off?
You already did
9/11
blame a country that is majority not white and not christian for something dumb
@@rekk1215 well,I mean,jaoan struck first,then in 9/11 the Taliban struck
@@rekk1215 I wish this wasn't so accurate 😭😂
Imagine if this was irl, and kings would have no idea what they're doing and accidentally declare war all the time
Well that’s actually pretty historically accurate. Lots of incompetency in that time period.
Welcome to modern politics, where they are just as clueless but the wars are cold and held in shadows.
Me: laughs in school
Teacher: what's so funny
Me: nothing
My brain: Sean Mcflachlan
2:16 is what every von Habsburg has thought of at some point.
also 7:25
Jack when makes a video: 50% Irish Powers
Jack when he makes a video with Irish Lads: 1,000% Irish Power
Decker 1208 ITS OVER 9000!!
“Marry them then murter them like game a trones”😂
Just found out that around 2 million Australians have Irish ancestors, now I know why I and most Australians can't stop swearing at least 10 times or more in a conversation 😂
Phantomiser, you don’t have to swear. You don’t have to have some people as ancestors and that be the reason you swear a lot. You swear a lot if YOU swear a lot. Someone else doesn’t determine that. Why do people think it’s cool to swear, it’s awful. Some people aren’t stereotypical cursers. You make that decision yourself whether you swear or not.
Why do people think cause some people have to swear cause to their heritage, it’s garbage.
Then I must be realllllly Irish.
@@darthmaul2005 *Takes breath* ... IT'S A JOKE
I expected the video to end after the first minute and I was sitting there wondering “Is this really what I want to do in my free time” then I saw the rest of the video and my brain said “yes”
"you should declare war then go attack"
"No I won't"
*WAR CRIMES*
BOT
"Roses are red'
"Some flowers can be black"
"And in the words of jacksepticeye - You da snacc"
@@Drew14 okie sure
*Snacc*
@Mr. Green *Snacc*
No U da snacc
@@Alpharelic Uno reverse card
Sean sounds so much more Irish when he's with the lads 🤣🤣🤣 it's actually really sweet, the Irish lads being very Irish together
*Irishness intensifies*