SCP-3288 - The Aristocrats
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- SCP 3288 is a Euclid Class re-designated as a Keter Class anomaly also known as The Aristocrats.
SCP-3288 designates a highly predatory species or subspecies of the genus Homo (Homo anthropophagus). SCP3288 display a number of abnormal characteristics and behaviors that distinguish them from the baseline species.
An instance of SCP-3288 has teeth approximately six times the size of normal adult teeth with more than sixty teeth unevenly distributed over six distinct rows, requiring jaws much larger than that of baseline humans.
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SCP-3288 - The Aristocrats is based on "SCP-3288" by Metaphysician: scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3288
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that soldier who detonated the bomb from inside the SCP's stomach is a legend. Usually they just hide and run until they're eaten. Let's give this unknown soldier some respect
Yes
👏
What about the dudes who ran in to save the civilian?
Yea 👏
*press f to pay respect* f f f f f f
“Despite the loss of life, the mission was deemed a success.” Sums up the SCP foundation.
And any military
@@djej6524 o😢 oooo😢
I mean now scp is so dumbed doun like what do you expect it’s a ruthless organisation
with the foundation losing big amounts of poeple how do they not run out
@@Kfcisnicenocap what?
I (seriously, I'm not joking) love how this is more mild compared and leaves out the far more disturbing aspect of this SCP. These creatures were doing things way worse than just eating people... They were trying to procreate with humans. The results were the female hosts all dying as the spawn burst from them. One host was rescued by an MTF unit, only for the spawn to burst out and lead to the deaths of the woman, the unit, and the helicopter pilots.
I absolutely hate that about this video
The babies didn‘t burst out, though - they ATE their way out. =X
@@ArDeeMee yeah.
Cool
@@ArDeeMee and then proceeded to have the rescue team for dessert.
If even newborns of this species are such efficient killing machines, it can safely be "promoted" to Apollyon.
I always had a theory that SCP-082 Ferdinand was related to the 3288, since they're both large, super strong, and cannibalistic.
Could be, if not they'd atleast get along great.
ferdinand is french though, isn’t he?
@@ellis7622 yes howeber the habsburgs where also french in some parts i think
You would be right Ferinand is the King 3288 is his Cabinet
It is certainly possible Ferdinand is of this family. I mean, look at them, one big ugly family.
I genuinely think Ferdinand is DEFINATELY related to this bloodline, because that would explain SO much
Keter Class entries are either insane or just disturbing. This one Is both
Edit: Inbreeding is creepy man.
It is one of those anomalies that borrows some historical context mixed in with absolute insanity, especially with the litany of diseases and disorders these freaks put up with. The fact they aren't dead is freaking mystifying
"Absolutely nothing under this sign." That one gets me
I think the black knight was pretty nice
Eh, 4999 is actually pretty nice. All he does manifests in a room with lonely dying person and comforts them until the person dies.
@@octoling6479 that's a good exception to be honest
I really appreciate the varied and different appearances of the MTFs from different time periods. Keep up the awesome work!
I love your Unicronian faction symbol avatar.
@@johnDoe-gv8si it is badass 😎🙌🏽
@@johnDoe-gv8si thanks! Don’t really see it used with modern Transformers fiction these days so always glad when someone recognises it!
This SCP is one of those that unironically gives me chills, such a perfect metaphor for how the ruling class destroys regular people but also like, actually terrifying itself too.
Imma have to dunk on your hot take. It includes the notions of nobility viewing themselves as superior, as was common, but the direct mentions of the Hapsburg line and the constant reminder of “purity of blood” makes many more callbacks to the extreme inbreeding of the Hapsburgs and of European nobility in general
You guys didn't get at all, it's an elaborate "The Aristocrats" joke
@@alexrexaros9837 which was itself a potshot at the cruelty and depravity of the ruling class so its still correct
And the commoners who care to little to make a change. Those who don't want to be ruled aren't. Billions of people acting like thousands are spanking us. Get real and try harder.
*surname intensifies*
9:34 That quick dubbing of "bodies" over "babies" really cracked me up.
Fetuses, but yeah.
SCP explained: "Talking about Holy Roman Empire"
Also SCP explained: "Showed the 18th century emperor dressing like the ancient Roman"
Im so glad that others noticed this. Glad im not the only one that felt my brain melt a bit.
So am I
No Habsburg austrian Empire is
@@joshmcgootermier2301same
Junior Researcher: *Presents above SCP and it's details*
Senior Researcher: ...And what do you call this SCP?
Junior Researcher: The Aristocrats!
I mean... They were at one point.
With the obligatory Gilbert Gottfried voice
Well, here it's everybody, we all knew this day would come. The Aristocrats, although this version is WAYYYY tamer than the original.
I've seen Volgun's video on this one, and man, the writer for this SCP really did everything they could to make this one as vile as possible.
But that's the punchline, right?
@@xerothedarkstar It sure is, it's the whole point of it, but still impresive.
yess I love the volgun's video
This one stuck with me for years, largely due to the sheer insanity of these deformed and depraved monsters....
Reminds me of when Royal Families would go so far to commit inbreeding or incest, which lead to pedigree collapse and recessive defects galore.
Hapsburgs anyone? I mean this SCP multiplies like freaking rabbits. The list of diseases is no small thing either. In fact, the list is as follows according to the wikidot page:
Hyperdontia- Excessive Number of teeth in the mouth
Macrodontia- Abnormally large teeth in the mouth
Gross Mandibular Prognathism -Lower Jaw outgrows the Upper Jaw. Possible sign of genetic disfiguration (Much like the Hapsburg lip)
Dolichostenomelia- Unnaturally long or disproportionate limbs
Arachnodactyly- Abnormally long and slender fingers and toes, especially in comparison to the palm or the foot
Polydactyly- Excessive number of fingers and/or toes
Kyphosis -Best known by the cultural shorthand, "Hunchback"
Tapetum Lucidum- a layer of tissue behind the retina, increasing the possible light intake by the photoreceptors by sending it through the retina.
Complete Heterochromia- One eye is different from the other in terms of color
Gottschall-Gartner Syndrome- Extremely Rare (Damn near exclusive to inbreeding) disease where a layer of enamel is on the surface of the skin, this leading to extreme pain when it breaks
Alopecia Universalis- Medical condition where all hair, especially on the eyebrows and eyelashes is lost.
Acute Photophobia- Aversion to light; often exploited for interrogation.
Delirium, usually manifesting as malignant narcissism or delusions of grandeur.
And, as seen in the video, cannibalism. But seriously, of it weren't for that "Magic Gene", these freaks wouldn't NEARLY have lived as long as they have.
But the trouble doesn't end there: There was a complete list of vaults written down that marked every last known hive. However, it isn't complete because of the natural onset of mold damage to the original parchment. God only knows how many vaults are still out there
I’m certain that whoever wrote this scp did so just after reading about the Hapsburgs and particularly Charles the 2 of Spain.
@@glasscardproductions4736 the video mentions the Hapsburgs several times. When Charles came to power, inbreeding had been going on for 16 generations. His mother and aunt were the same person.
@@joannabaparileszczynska, by 'The Ptolemies', I meant that they were probably breeding with their siblings and parents by the time that they all looked like this, unlike the Habsburgs who only married their cousins and aunts/uncles.
@@glasscardproductions4736 aaaa, I see.
This video left out how they were now kidnapping women per the Empress commands saying: "she states our blood is pure enough that we will not dissolute."
I think these guys mistook the HRE as ancient Romans, since they showed them wearing togas and laurel leaves, which the Holy Roman Emperor didn't wear in the 18th century
Yeah, that really bothered me with how broad the reach of the series is.
The HRE was neither holy nor roman :D
@@foty8679 remember that same line from college
@@joshmcgootermier2301 Yea, its a funny fact.
@@joshmcgootermier2301 Habsburg austrian Empire is More noticeable
The thing I love about this channel is that they don’t just read the scp’s they actually tell a story
A few channels do too.
@twizzm i feel like that's partially to keep it concise
@@uncarbonatedmilk_ also because of TH-cam.
@twizzm just watch a different channel then : /
Leopold’s outfit is highly anachronistic. I think there might be some confusion of the Holy Roman Empire with the Roman Empire. They were not the same. The Holy Roman Empire was a collection of German city states and when Leopold was reigning he would wear similar clothes to ones you would see worn by 17th century kings
I was just thinking this
Technically it would be close to that. They probably lost contact with the above Hapsburgs around that time.
@@eobardthawne3333 the difference was a matter of well over a thousand years.
Wouldn't be accurate in the least.
The name holy roman empire was an attempt by the church to link their chosen HRE back to the RE of antiquity but this was in name alone.
The Russian Empire largely did the same thing but with a more legit claim.
This was like showing a tsar dressed as a an ancient roman since the title is tied to caesar.
Long winded, but yeah, not yeah, all the way back to Charlemagne HRE never dressed that way.
FINALLY! Those guys are one of my favorite SCP stories.
9:33
"The skeletal remains of over 300 *BODIES,* all displaying severe and likely fatal birth deformities"
It does sound cut
@@ThatGuyRNA I think it was a little bit. Maybe TH-cam called them out on something. Considering the SCP's vile nature, I wouldn't be surprised.
It used to say fetuses
@@sealover7134 considering that they're probably on super f^cking thin ice regarding the algorithm and monetization, even making this is ballsy
@@Got_Dayng I wasn't aware you could edit a video like that after it was published.
Also, could Ferdinand the Cannibal be one of these Aristocrats? The similarities are plenty, when you think about it.
Maybe but he looks to human
They said that the deformities got worse and worse as they reproduced, perhaps Ferdinand was one of the much earlier Aristocrats, because Ferdinand is much less mutated than these ones.
and what about the peaople in the government like fauchi and biden?
@@nightmarerex2035 That's a pretty accurate comparison.
@@nightmarerex2035 do not encourage stupidity in comment sections
i choose to believe that this is what happens when you "keep it in the family"
And they said Charles II of Spain was a genetic mess. He looks like a perfect human specimen compared to this.
The Hapsburgs were weird as Hell and tbh I could see them actually trying this at one point
Gotta keep em' best genes in da family
@@ozymandiaz1002SWEET HOME ALABAMAAAA
@@tsukasaminende2877 ya family tree gotta look like a ladder amiright
@@ozymandiaz1002 in CK3 I call it the family circle
Honestly they probably tried but failed after generations of inbreeding killed most of their remaining bloodline due to mutations
I know there are consequence to recklessly eliminating every SCP, but I think this one is the exception to that rule.
They're probably studying them for now, getting everything they can get in terms of information and science, and THEN marching them into a grinder.
The foundation studies and once everything that sparks their curiosity had been seen they destroy it if it’s necessary
I loves it when the story is just the facts and we get to draw our own conclusions.
The origin of “random witch” is kinda meh. I thought the Habsburgs notoriety for inbreeding and deformities would’ve just naturally descended and continued until it led to… this. Other than that, this is actually one of my favorite SCP’s y’all have talked about in a while.
Considering the witch's knowledge of biology and her somewhat anarchist motives it is quite likely that the witch was a member of the Nälkä or as most would know it "Sarkicism".
@@mikaelantonkurki that’s a fair lore explanation. Call me old fashioned, but I like a lot of the SCP’s that are a bit more separated from all the lore sometimes. I love the lore that’s come up, but I’m not the biggest fan of it popping up wherever just for the sake of popping up. It’s more mysterious when there’s no explanation at all. At least for me. To each their own I suppose.
Well inbreeding alone isn't anomalous, just gross.
The Habsburg family-mafia were the most unhuman branch of the history ever now. That SCP is similar outside that they were/is inside.
... This feels like one of those SCPs that would be better for everybody if they were simply purged with a good old-fashioned remote injection of lead to the brain
I wish maxamillian and ferdinand would be able to meet… they have a lot in common!! I think they’d get along swimmingly
“Grave Consequences” got me chuckling lol good one
When they began to talk about the teeth, the first drain that came to mind was Ferdinand. This type of a mission requires no less than Samsara
"-and then I said 'The Aristocrats'!"
Immediately what I thought before watching the video.
@@joshmcgootermier2301 im so proud of the few people who got this XP
They should introduce that aristocrat king to Ferdinand the cannible I have a feeling that they might get along great or start a war either way it would be very interesting
He may very well be related as there were a number of French habsburg members named Ferdinand, was a common name in their incestuous house.
Is this because “the Hapsburgs married into so many royal families that they would have to start marrying themselves” -history of the entire world I guess, so they did, and the sheer amount of invest made these things?
When you are so inbred your an SCP:
*HABSBURG 100*
Alabama people: "Finally a worthy opponement! Our Battle will be Legendary!"
"Absolutely nothing under this sign." That one gets me
Wittlesbach: OUR BATTLE SHALL BE LEGENDARY!!
Another SCP that I would agree with the GOC regarding an SCP being wiped out
0:57 Are we not going to talk about the fact that the child disappeared as the agent watching him blinked.
There was also a strange audio hiccup from 9:33 to 9:36. Could just be me but I heard “strange .. bodies”
SCP Explained is itself an SCP? That would explain a lot.
@@anthonyruiz615 they had to sub "bodies" over "fetuses"
19:49 love the Hapsburg crest in place of the foundation logo
This is the most elaborate version of "The Aristocrats!"-Joke I ever heard.
9:31 "The skeletal remains of over 300 *BODIES*, all displaying..." some spooky editing there
Ferdinand the Cannibal after learning of this SCP: MY FAMILY
now I'm imagining Maximilien the Great saying to Ferdinand, in the words of Josh from Drake and Josh : "hug me, brother!"
@@Zadrenoss8991 HAHAHAHAHA TRUTH
Legends say the workers who examined the bodies are still in the bathroom
Good one
Zink
I have been waiting for this episode forever, this is the first SCP entry I ever read.
I usually think I won’t ever get affected by any scp because I live in Europe. Now I’m afraid because if the scp foundation were to be real I’m in danger.
These things are somehow worse than a family walking into a talent agency 😨
I like how the operative set his bomb off. That's cool, creepy but cool.
One of my favorite scp’s, love the character models for this episode
I especially like the model of the blue suited male with the big teeth...
loving the longer videos guys, great work!
Random, but the king saying "...but some are more noble than others," reminds me of one of the rules in Animal Farm that was changed under Napoleon that said, "All animals are equal, but some are more equal than others."
So, what would The Aristocrats do if they manage to get rid of the "peasants"?
They'd eat them.
There was another part in this story involving a helicopter crash and horribly pregnant kidnapped women. It’s really disturbing so if you want to find out what happened go read the wiki.
What do you mean there a SCP? Look like the normal Habsburg family to me.
Honestly the habsburgs might've tried to do extreme inbreeding at one point and created creatures like 3822 but less durable and more human not saying much since it was the habsburgs
Ive been waiting to see who would touch on the house of Hapsburg next. This one's my favorite least known scp
An infamous anomaly that makes the song "Sweet Home Alabama", look like a sonnet in comparison. And we wouldn't have it any other way.
Day 277 of asking the O5 Council to use SCP-1968 to create a universe in which 682 doesn't exist.
Im gonna ask this
Do ancient symphonies and songs have different ranks or something?
Dude I have to admire your determination.
@@Project_VideoGame It's just a song that people have been using as a meme for incest in the Southern USA.
I wish someone would tear me up like 3288
You know, I really hesitated on clicking this video at first... Only because of the joke "The Aristocrats", but then I thought, "They wouldn't..." and clicked anyways. LOL
Day 5 of asking what would happen if the Omnitrix was placed in scp 914
It would probably just be a bit better every time
You sir should be put in the d class for this multiverse altering question
I kinda wanna know what happen if we put a trar bomba in vary fine and see what would happen, mabye it would be enough to kill 682, so long as it doesn't kill all us in the blast
Might as well ask on the wiki forums, since I dont think a good answer will show uphere
Maybe the thing will stop giving you the wrong form when you slam it too hard!
You guys definitely need to a part 2 to this one
I've been waiting for you guys to do this one. Thank you!
just from a pragmatic standpoint, would it not make more sense for SCP-3288 to keep a steady supply of "peasants" as serving labor, or as livestock, rather than eating them with reckless abandon? I'm not trying to justify their depravity, I'm just trying to be logical...
I think, in their case, it's to represent the higher class that feed upon thé lower class
But here, "feed upon" is quite literraly
@@mylesmichel9108 so they don't really give "you-know-what" about preserving the resource that is what they call "peasants?" it would be just like such figures as them too, to not care whether they deplete their food supply or no longer have a "lower class" to serve them... (I'm not saying they're entitled to service, I'm just saying they could stand to be a little more pragmatic in who and how many of the "peasants" they eat..)
They don’t seem like creatures that are very prone to exhibiting self control to be fair😂
@@matthewschultz4670 that's a good point...
been waiting for this one for a while!! amazing work as always :D
"inclusive family ties" well that's one way to put it
one of my favorite scp stories. good work man!
Alabama 100 with this SCP article, definitely
You know it’s gonna be a good scp explained video, when it’s about scps
I’d love to see a cross test between 3288 and 053.
Makes me wonder if the Aristocrat comment in Hellsing Abridged is in reference to this SCP
I'm pretty sure that that punchline was about Gilbert Gottfried's famous racy joke with the same punchline but since you've said it, it is possible...
"The Aristocrats" is quite an old dirty/gross-out joke. This SCP is inspired by the joke (and the real-life inbreeding among the Habsburgs), not the other way around.
This is the second most disturbing tale titled "The Aristocrats"
Yay! You have the best SCP stories
If thes 3288s eat humans then would they eat 682?
9:13 what do you mean you weren’t funny? You got a giggle out me!
14:57 bro took "TENNO HEIKA BANZAI" to a whole new extreme right there
9:35
Anyone else notice the little sound-editing hiccup?
682 vs Able. The rematch
Who thinks scp-082 Fernand the cannibal is an aristocrat
I also thought there might be a link there!
I was just catching up to the latest videos and I see that they uploaded a new video!
I'd like to see this guy and Ferdinand have a conversation.
The funny thing about these stories is that it shines a light into the mind of the creators. I winder what this story says about it’s writers and their opinions on rich people and their relationship to the less fortunate
Also. I bet they’re related to Ferdinand the cannibal
look at history
SCP explained should make a podcast on spotify, I could listen to these episodes for hours on end as well as without having to keep youtube open
I always thought that this scp was related to Ferdinand... I don't know why...
Would Ferdinand and the Aristocrats get along?
How would scp 082 meets scp 3288
I already knew this one but guess who isnt sleeping tonight
i like how the holy roman emperor is dressed like an ancient roman emperor 😂
This one is brutal
Is SCP-082 part of this family, He seems to fit the description
That's unclear actually there hasn't been any tales connecting Ferdinand and the habsburgs but I like to think that Ferdinand was one of the earliest instances of 3288 and thus less inbred
Me from Vienna: I hope there's an Austrian SCP too!
... oh, well. Okay then.
"absolutely nothing to find under this sign"
people: oh yea there is ABSOLUTELY nothing i suppose
Anyone else wonder if SCP 082 / Fernand could be one a SCP-3288 or one of the experiment used to make them
One of my favorite articles!
ooof. that cut of "bodies" at 9:34 is rough
Did anyone notice that at the end the SCP logo wad changed to the hasburg code of arms?
I decided to make my own SCP (I couldn't think of free number)
SCP - 893
Anomaly #: SCP - 893
Entity Class: Keter
Containment Procedures:
SCP - 893 must be kept in a dark room with no lights and the viewing deck windows must be tinted to disallow and light to reach 893 as it will quickly go invisible. All cameras in SCP - 893’s must be fitted with thermal imaging capabilities incase any light reaches 893. SCP - 893 must be fed every day 12 times with its meal consisting of native African wildlife which is the natural prey of 893. In the event of a breach all personnel guarding 893 and the surrounding area must equip their standard issue thermal cameras and must aim to hinder not kill as 893 instances have been recorded to emit powerful acids from its mouth when hit in the belly. If possible, power to the lights in SCP - 893’s sector may be cut to help aid the process to re-contain the anomaly.
Description:
SCP - 893 is a warmed blooded diurnal (daytime) hunting creature, 893 refracts light using its skin making it entirely invisible. SCP - 893 has a bullet proof back, arms and legs but its underbelly is easily penetrated. 893 has 4 hind legs and 2 frontal legs that look and act similar of those seen on the prey mantis and is used to pierce its prey such as large mammals including humans. SCP - 893 has a series of razor-sharp teeth and through testing has been seen to be able to cut through the body of a human quite easily. Its head shows an exposed nostril cavity that allows 893 to be able to smell a drop of blood from 5 miles away. Since 893 refracts light to become invisible during night it returns to its burrow and only comes out in the day. SCP - 893 can expel its highly potent stomach acid from its mouth if injured near the stomach region, this acid can burn through human skin with ease. The acid is unlike any known to man and has a designation of 893-1, the acid has also been seen to melt through concrete, metal and wood in a matter of seconds. 893 also has an extremely short metabolism requiring it to eat large amounts of flesh in a single day.
Tell me what you think :)
This one is pretty good
Not bad, you should try submit this to the wiki
This is pretty good but if you want to submit it to the wiki I recommend making a story around some agents trying to solve murders caused by this scp and making it not bullet proof but making it cold blooded and extremely quiet
3288 is basically vampire kind mutant
I also thought that!
These scps have extremely well writing and I love more should be like this
Imagine being a Hapsburg now, just sitting down casually enjoying a "manwich" while watching this....😮
Manwich.....😅
Absolutely disgusting lol
Also, can't wait for you guys to do Chernobog's story c:
And I thought the nazis had a bad supremacist complex.
It's like if Jeffrey Dahmer was born into nobility, had kids and taught them all to be just like him.
@@imyourdaddy5822 Agreed.
I'm just gonna have to steal this for my D&D group.
That *voice* of the Aristocrats are absolutely *amazing*
"Look, we don't know what is in there so if it's an ancient curse that turns your skin inside out we want no one hurt, got it?"