Why France Is The Strongest Nation On Earth - Victoria 2

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  • @jan_Soje
    @jan_Soje 4 ปีที่แล้ว +937

    “Germany can eastily stop us if Germany has all of Germany so if I have more Germany than Germany does I can beat them” I love this channel

  • @rhetoricalbro4106
    @rhetoricalbro4106 6 ปีที่แล้ว +809

    "paint me like one of your British girls, Jaque"
    i remember that part in Le Titanesque

    • @titanesque3918
      @titanesque3918 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Why are you talking about me ?

  • @PeferG17
    @PeferG17 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1553

    "I love France, shame it's full of French people" - Basically every Englishman ever

    • @KDZX4
      @KDZX4 4 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      Basically every Frenchman ever. Me included.

    • @hassetjifrebro8222
      @hassetjifrebro8222 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Gary Romano I can’t imagine being a french nationalist. They just kinda like are french.

    • @oneringtorulethemagicarp7199
      @oneringtorulethemagicarp7199 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@hassetjifrebro8222 imagine being a nationalist lol.

    • @andrew-paulclements1502
      @andrew-paulclements1502 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@oneringtorulethemagicarp7199 being a Nationalist is okay, but only if your nation is cool... Like Texas or... Umm...
      Scottish.

    • @twoscarabsintheswarm9055
      @twoscarabsintheswarm9055 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@oneringtorulethemagicarp7199 imagine being a nation

  • @hmm1740
    @hmm1740 6 ปีที่แล้ว +961

    "If I have more Germany than Germany does, they can never stomp me"
    -ISP, 2018

    • @adrock_sokolov6570
      @adrock_sokolov6570 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      If I own more Afghanistan than Afghanistan does, they have no airports...

    • @sus4644
      @sus4644 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      - Napoleon, before getting his ass handed to him by the germans

    • @KimWithWarcrimes
      @KimWithWarcrimes 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Still works to this day

    • @someone-wh2rb
      @someone-wh2rb 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@sus4644 he kicked prussias ass tho?

    • @dragooll2023
      @dragooll2023 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@someone-wh2rb the III didn't

  • @KawaiiCanadafreememes
    @KawaiiCanadafreememes 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1866

    A french titanic is a comedy

    • @rasmussteenhansen3122
      @rasmussteenhansen3122 6 ปีที่แล้ว +154

      A french titanic.. What is it going to do? Surrender to the iceberg

    • @gamerz1172
      @gamerz1172 6 ปีที่แล้ว +119

      at least it wouldn't sink, unfourtantly the ice berg would then become so strong that it would take the combined efforts of the British titanic, American titanic, and Russian titanic to take it down.

    • @brandonlyon730
      @brandonlyon730 6 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      You should see the Italian Titanic it has a rapping dog.

    • @splurgabonnnephlhogg3000
      @splurgabonnnephlhogg3000 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      French Titanic is just the nation of France

    • @vincentrogiest997
      @vincentrogiest997 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      m.th-cam.com/video/zqzhC8ydk3Q/w-d-xo.html

  • @IronsidePitchBoi
    @IronsidePitchBoi 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1234

    First two notes: B3 and F#4
    Plink: C#7
    Distance: Minor seventh up

    • @benwilson276
      @benwilson276 6 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      Ironside Pitch Boi how ze fuck do you do this so fast and a so accurate

    • @Jok395
      @Jok395 6 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Musical fucking genius.

    • @divinearcher32
      @divinearcher32 6 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      The power of good pitch sense and music theory knowledge

    • @iltrds943
      @iltrds943 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Thank you for your blessing

    • @tjscooper24
      @tjscooper24 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Ironside Pitch Boi thank u god you done did it again know I know the notes ty

  • @benoitbvg2888
    @benoitbvg2888 6 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    Wow. That German rebellion in France led by Pétain was almost too good to be random.

  • @noaccount4
    @noaccount4 6 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    Why can't you be normal Switzerland?
    *[Screams in neutrality]*

  • @ms039
    @ms039 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    Every time he mocks the french: "You can take ISP out of the UK but you can´t take the UK out of ISP"

  • @carbon2459
    @carbon2459 6 ปีที่แล้ว +202

    Stellaris artillery only

    • @carbon2459
      @carbon2459 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah, I know

    • @Jsay18
      @Jsay18 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      It even used to be the meta

    • @ozzni1
      @ozzni1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      oh god RIP early game

    • @scooperdooper4097
      @scooperdooper4097 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      wait theres artillery in stellaris?

    • @JesusChrist-bx8ge
      @JesusChrist-bx8ge 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@scooperdooper4097 Railguns and rockets.

  • @FrederickvonKroner
    @FrederickvonKroner 6 ปีที่แล้ว +426

    What France Focus Tree rework mod is this?

    • @tjscooper24
      @tjscooper24 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Frederick von Kroner I think it’s called what if France won all wars ever mod

    • @CosmicDalmatian
      @CosmicDalmatian 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      HPM

    • @quagnam438
      @quagnam438 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      One that actually works and has text

  • @vinifalleroliveira
    @vinifalleroliveira 6 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    3:18
    Meanwhile Brazil just flip flops between Republic to Republic.

  • @pervenchemusic
    @pervenchemusic 6 ปีที่แล้ว +367

    It's because they equip their infantry with Baguettes

  • @th5154
    @th5154 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    9:53 "Flemish Congo"
    Now that's art

  • @BelgianProblem
    @BelgianProblem 6 ปีที่แล้ว +243

    I demand Engineer Only.

  • @plainplane7580
    @plainplane7580 6 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    France, more like WHERE IS MY QING CHINA.

  • @lothairthecommiemonarch8488
    @lothairthecommiemonarch8488 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    After a long day of homework,chores and school you make me laugh so hard! You're amazing

    • @skeptic781
      @skeptic781 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Thanks pal

    • @GameyRaccoon
      @GameyRaccoon 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Twas a simpler time

  • @pervenchemusic
    @pervenchemusic 6 ปีที่แล้ว +148

    It's because they use *ARTILLERY!*

  • @fulgerash7225
    @fulgerash7225 6 ปีที่แล้ว +292

    Denmark is a real country'nt

    • @lentoturmahub8214
      @lentoturmahub8214 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      SOVIET PRUSSIA MAPPER
      *realn’t

    • @xunnex.
      @xunnex. 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      wait, soviet and prussia? that's like butter and jam on the same piece of bread

    • @fulgerash7225
      @fulgerash7225 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      still,stalin proud

    • @xunnex.
      @xunnex. 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      He shouldn't be, because I mentioned food in my reply.

    • @deltoroperdedor3166
      @deltoroperdedor3166 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Did someone start a barbie around here? Oh, silly me! It's just a burnt tankie

  • @awildfilingcabinet6239
    @awildfilingcabinet6239 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    “France is a great country, it’s just full of French people-“

  • @dannercroll8553
    @dannercroll8553 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I love the Victoria 2 games. I’d love to you see you play as one of the Scandinavian countries (of your choice) and simply “unite” all of Scandinavia.

  • @soviet_tank_lover
    @soviet_tank_lover 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    ISP is my favourite anime.

  • @andrealombardi9434
    @andrealombardi9434 6 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    Don't question Italian tactics, we always know what we are doing!
    Pls help us.

  • @sampatterson8986
    @sampatterson8986 6 ปีที่แล้ว +472

    Because they play Coolmathgames of course. Just kidding it's because of the amount of batteries they review

    • @castalov247
      @castalov247 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      The Germans don't play Coolmathgames which is why they have never, in all of history, defeated France.

    • @Kurdtzdopelgangr
      @Kurdtzdopelgangr 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      HALARIOUS!!!!

    • @5lake
      @5lake 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @anti brony master race thats a horrible thing to say, people die all the time. Its people like you who murder for fun. You belong in prison as saying things like that can get you put in prison. Or hate speech as its called.

    • @5lake
      @5lake 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @anti brony master race some people never learn...

    • @vlaamscherp
      @vlaamscherp 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Heya there Sam
      Sorry for responding a little late earlier
      Good thing Brony's already here

  • @ledavalon7118
    @ledavalon7118 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    If it's really time consuming condensing your content and you think alot of it was pretty good, I don't think anyone would complain with a cheeky longer video here or there. Just a thought, love your work xo

  • @zman1064
    @zman1064 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I never thought I'd see that day when ISP hasn't uploaded hoi4 in a month

  • @TheCarloCarlone
    @TheCarloCarlone 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I'm currently playing as prussia, when germany was united, Italy was like the 5th super power.
    So I made Italy an ally. So we backed each other wars to share spoils of war.
    Now It's 1919, the 3rd world war is over. Switzerland is Italy now. Austria-hungary is mostly germany now (it can be called just hungary btw).
    Also the 1st WW started after I declared war against perù. This game is truly something.

  • @bala3355
    @bala3355 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I'm preordering Victoria 3 with 20 cents boooooi

  • @Trillium420
    @Trillium420 6 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Another great video ISP! But, how did you manage to evade the police after kicking that women?

    • @gabiv5491
      @gabiv5491 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lmao I thought I was the only one who thought they looked similar 😂

  • @seanquinn3034
    @seanquinn3034 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    France: *exists*
    England and Germany: *its free real estate fam*

  • @garmesan_parlic
    @garmesan_parlic 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love to vicky 2 content you're making more recently I like it!

  • @brandonworkman9526
    @brandonworkman9526 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Best part of ISP videos are the different Ironside hammer noises each video

  • @jadonberg9364
    @jadonberg9364 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    1:35
    People: DO YOU HEAR THE PEOPLE SING
    iSorrow: Again!!

  • @fadededed
    @fadededed 6 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    *where is Ironside Pitch Boi*

    • @C4Cole05
      @C4Cole05 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      We, the people demand that Ironside Pitch Boi becomes a human right and that he should have no purpose either than giving us the pitches of a the best HOI4 youtuber's sponsor's video's pitch. Viva Le Ironside Pitch Boi

    • @bundleoffuck2986
      @bundleoffuck2986 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Faded
      He’s coming, give him a moment.

  • @TheyThemItalian
    @TheyThemItalian 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Have you ever tried the Historical Flavour Mod (HFM)? It's like HPM, but will tantalize your history boner even more, with various more intensely detailed and unnecessary decision/ event chains.

  • @TheOtherwise1337
    @TheOtherwise1337 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Dat lithp ith really nithe, iThorrowProducthionth. Alwayth have loved it.

  • @xsellepoch9954
    @xsellepoch9954 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I’ve actually seen France single-handedly take on a united Germany and Britain and WIN!

  • @razorbird789
    @razorbird789 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Loving the Vicky games. A good suggestion is the play as an Unciv, cheat to make them civilised and play from there. Korea, Thailand, Japan, China, Iran and Egypt are all decent choices for this. Or go mad and play as Punjab/Afghan

  • @VonKrauzer
    @VonKrauzer 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Hey, ISP! Your vids of Victoria 2 are really good! Would love to see you dominating the world as Austria gone Super Germany.

  • @strato9889
    @strato9889 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I am french and I APPROOVE this title ISP !!

  • @td23asus
    @td23asus 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Try make some multipart eps. If you have so much content we'd love to see it, or maybe post an extended cut on ISP

  • @simonbasti4290
    @simonbasti4290 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    enfin une vidéo sur notre grande nation ;), les français manifestez vous !

  • @arctifire5709
    @arctifire5709 6 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    How about a car auction at 700k

  • @relinoylli2
    @relinoylli2 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "I like france its a shame its full of french people"
    hold my beer

  • @harrisonharry15
    @harrisonharry15 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I had just finished watching the Hoi4 version of this. Do you have a French fettish ISP?

  • @Ghostrebel017
    @Ghostrebel017 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    "I don't even remember the first one."
    Like the First War of Armageddon.
    Shit, now the Inquisition's gonna bag me.

  • @Youuuuuu
    @Youuuuuu 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Baguet is a stronk foe mind you!

  • @commandpower1172
    @commandpower1172 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Me: Gotta go!
    Friend: Why?
    Me: I’m French.

  • @sirmount2636
    @sirmount2636 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    I am beyond thrilled that ISP is continuing his Victoria 2 rampage. This game is a neglected lover next to CK, EU and HOI!

  • @orestpaja2531
    @orestpaja2531 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Play as Albania and conquer the world

    • @vlaamscherp
      @vlaamscherp 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      TheDa9l did something similiar

    • @markhenley3097
      @markhenley3097 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Play as Italy and conquer Albania.

    • @vlaamscherp
      @vlaamscherp 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@markhenley3097 Zeg makker

    • @daniele5349
      @daniele5349 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@markhenley3097 riprendiamoci fiume

  • @toddberkely6791
    @toddberkely6791 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Totally worth the longer editing times

  • @gheorghitaalsunculitei9146
    @gheorghitaalsunculitei9146 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    5:33 If you wondered where's the Gaza Strip

  • @abeillebretonne4301
    @abeillebretonne4301 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    **England and Germany exists**
    France : It's free real estate.

  • @macariofernandes7103
    @macariofernandes7103 6 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Can you pleeeeeeeeeeeease play as Spain next time ? It has a lot of potential

  • @_Muzolf
    @_Muzolf 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    You know, i did not think it was possible to make the map more cancerous as how everything looked like from our perspective after WW1 in real life, but you somehow managed it.

  • @Krasipol
    @Krasipol 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    I watch you for your dry humor and not for the games you play, the first videos from you i watched were the cities skylines ones from a year ago.
    Then i watched about 90% of your old hoi4 videos before i subscribed and decided to buy hoi4 for myself.
    But now i am close to buying victoria 2 because of you, so gj, Paradox should hire you as their marketing executer.

  • @pervenchemusic
    @pervenchemusic 6 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    France? More like "la baguette"

    • @Andeloine_is_not_a_communist
      @Andeloine_is_not_a_communist 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      More like ARTILLERY ONLY.

    • @ajteodoro4616
      @ajteodoro4616 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Andeloine_is_not_a_communist **PEOPLE YELLING ARTILLERY ONLY INTENSEFIES** *ISP: STOP JUST STOP!!!!!!!!!!*

  • @lucrib25xd
    @lucrib25xd 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Finally more Vic 2 make a video with Brazil, about huehue land

  • @DiamondCalibre
    @DiamondCalibre 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    You should try out the cold war mod for Victoria 2, or some other mods! I love your heart's of iron content but Victoria is always refreshing and has a nice depth to it, both in playing and watching it.

  • @shadowfalcon1269
    @shadowfalcon1269 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Would soo much do this but... my life is busy and I can’t really play irl. So if I am gonna help you, it’s by letting a person that can help you for real. Good luck!

  • @davidhunt6748
    @davidhunt6748 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Build Scandinavia...but here's the twist, do it as the polar bear island Jan mayen

  • @lusornemo8066
    @lusornemo8066 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    You better build the Maginot lone south of the Belgian border, just in case

  • @MrDrCthulhu
    @MrDrCthulhu 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    More Victoria 2? This is the dawn of a new age!

  • @dallastcb
    @dallastcb 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    you should play as the CSA. Very high meme potential.

  • @sarcasmal5744
    @sarcasmal5744 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    That intro was one speedy boi.

  • @sidewaysbush9387
    @sidewaysbush9387 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    1945 endseig at 350k. Take the bait

  • @billysbilbolag2050
    @billysbilbolag2050 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    If you're having problems getting these videos down to 10 minutes, then make them longer, we won't complain

  • @MontyRL
    @MontyRL 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    What mods do you use? All the vic 2 games you've played show pop ups and decisions I never seen.

  • @daddytito917
    @daddytito917 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    What’s that little strip nation near South Africa at 5:35?

  • @FTWNorwayFTW
    @FTWNorwayFTW 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Thank you master, i will rejoice the day we conquer the market and become worldwide.

  • @brandonlyon730
    @brandonlyon730 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    6:11 actually there something even worst their isnt one but three Italian Titanics, one had a rapping dog and another involved Atlantis. I'm not even kiding.

  • @strategossable1366
    @strategossable1366 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Do Greece in victoria 2 and don't go bankrupt

    • @shashwatsinha2704
      @shashwatsinha2704 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I did an awesome greece game in vanilla.
      I played till 1903ish and had all of Greece, Tunis, Egypt, Sudan, Ethiopoa, Saudia Arabia and Oman.
      Above100 Industrial power and 10 rank in military.

  • @HisMajestyGuigui
    @HisMajestyGuigui 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Does anyone knows the first background music of the video?

  • @androxity8615
    @androxity8615 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Germans in ww2: **press x to doubt**

  • @jared4walsh
    @jared4walsh 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    if you play the HPM Or HFM Mod it well make it better.

  • @charleshax
    @charleshax 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Alright, that Ironside intro does keep changing pitch

  • @cameronwhorf9546
    @cameronwhorf9546 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Playing as France allied to Italy...... can’t go wrong there...

  • @ziggy5331
    @ziggy5331 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    They got baguettes, which are really big and hard

  • @KleonIIIGr
    @KleonIIIGr 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Is it just me or does the state at 1:13 looks like mega-luxemburg :P

  • @raggybaggy4974
    @raggybaggy4974 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Aren’t people from Belgium just French people that like waffles

  • @MrSaywutnow
    @MrSaywutnow 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    >Tries not to mock the French.
    >Mocks the Italians instead.
    This is acceptable.

  • @FireSmeg
    @FireSmeg 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Deseret in Vic2. Do it. Be the mormon we deserve.

  • @AwayWithYouVileBeggar
    @AwayWithYouVileBeggar 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Day 204: Still waiting for the infamous Banat Republic to make it's usual Vicky2 cameo.

  • @HusaviProductions
    @HusaviProductions 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    do artillery only in vic 2

  • @tylerpape4382
    @tylerpape4382 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "I see it runs in the family."

    • @xeanderman6688
      @xeanderman6688 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Made me piss my pants in laughter

  • @Visio19
    @Visio19 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    You should try playing hearts of iron 4, I think you’ll enjoy it.

  • @lmno3069
    @lmno3069 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    What about a paradox mega campaign? From CKII to HOI IV
    I know it will be long to play, but I think that it will be worth it
    (Btw, I french but don't mind your comments about us, I even quiet enjoy them. We really can be a pain in the ass)

  • @oxXkiritoXxo
    @oxXkiritoXxo 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Pays de Galles indépendants !!! (Indépendante Walles !) : kamelot

  • @liamlynch1
    @liamlynch1 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    What Victoria 2 mods are you using? Is it the pop demand mod?

  • @kristijansimunic9458
    @kristijansimunic9458 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Serious question: Is the Italy more useless in hoi4 or vic2?

  • @Dinuvanus17
    @Dinuvanus17 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    You use any mod?i'm new to the game and i'm wondering if you use some mods or it's vanilla game

  • @andrewfernicola7260
    @andrewfernicola7260 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Dude id love to see you play some more vicky 2 mods. check out divergances its got poland as a major power!

  • @circleofsorrow4583
    @circleofsorrow4583 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I bought the complete version of this game for like 3 euros, and I have never been able to work out how to play it. Is it worth persevering? Is there a good TH-cam series to help me?

  • @damirbasic4915
    @damirbasic4915 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Haven't played this one, but naval looks just as laughable..maybe that's just the ISP backdrop :-)
    I dream of the day where I'll hear Maginot, Piedmont and Savoy pronounced half-decently on these videos.

  • @rovsea-3761
    @rovsea-3761 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    I don't think that ISP understands that the military score isn't a division counter.

  • @danielmoldovan7
    @danielmoldovan7 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Play Romania in Victoria 2

  • @thebuddman2143
    @thebuddman2143 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Isorrow productions more like ironside productions

  • @curvinghawk5480
    @curvinghawk5480 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Victoria 2 Banat World Conquest

  • @snazzrazzmazzlejazz8974
    @snazzrazzmazzlejazz8974 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Can we get some Divergences eventually?

  • @balkan2097
    @balkan2097 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Play the mod "Divergences of Darkness" for Victoria 2 and play as burgundy its a great mod