What Happened At Your Job That You Didn't Even Know Was Possible?
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I worked at a Wendy's once, and my drawer kept coming up $20+ short every day. I started double and even triple counting the money back to the customers. I had been in fast food and retail for several years at this point and had graduated high school. I knew basic math and how to count drawers. I couldn't figure out how my drawer kept coming up so short every day. I was fired. A week or 2 later I got a call from that Wendy's. After I left, there was another employee who went through the same thing. An investigation was done and they found out a manager was going into the drawer every day, stealing money. They asked if I wanted my job back. Ummmm....no. Why would you not check the camera's and investigate until a good employee was fired? Besides, I had another job at that point.
I worked at a Metro Grocery store for about 6 weeks, quit when they still hadn't paid me and wouldn't let me talk to the payroll lady. Her office was in a back area guarded by a security guard (I doubt her office was even in the store) and a floor manager had literally been giving me hundreds of dollars out of her own pocket so I could pay my bills and feed myself and whatnot. I got a call from head office a few weeks later and got a huge lump sum paycheck for those 6 weeks and was offered my position back. No thanks, I have a new job now where they actually consistently pay me bi-weekly
My sister got fired over a similar incident. When she worked with a particular manager her drawer was always short. After she was gone it happened to someone else. They told her about it, to which she responded, "I TOLD you it wasn't me!"
After that she also refused to take over any drawer without counting it first. Lesson learned? Don't trust the "I already counted it for you," response.
The dreaded "my drawer is short" anxiety.
Ok, here's my worst one. I was rarely more than a few pennies (at most a quarter) off. It's always figured that because change rolls are weighed instead of actually counted at banks, we were shorted a little in a roll or two (overages in change also happens).
So, I'm newly pregnant and put in my resignation as I'd have to move states to live with my parents again. Newly pregnant means my bladder was forcing me to go what felt like every 10 minutes.
This particular day, I had received the check my parents sent me to cover the cost of of a greyhound to get to them. I went to my work & cashed it, went back to my apartment and safely "hid" it.
Not an hour later, I'm back at work for my shift.
I worked customer service, always with one other person, and this night, it was the "single mom with a disney fetish", Let's call her... Maria. Now, Maria was 19, a huge fan going out to clubs, getting wasted, and the whole "disney" thing. That night, she was loudly complaining to everyone who listened that she hadn't gotten her child support yet and had no diapers, couldn't get formula, and her baby would starve.
Now, Maria had been there (our shift starts were staggered to help turn-over time) when I cashed that check. She KNEW how much it was for. Only later did I figure out how she tried to frame me.
She knew I frequently had to "tinkle", and that it took me exactly X minutes to get there, do my thing, wash my hands, get back. Now, this was also the only SHARED register, and, to make it worse, we SHARED our "security pin" to use the register. This was to make it easy for the 2nd person (doing paperwork, counting down the regular tills, setting up new ones, etc) to hop on if the 1st was on any break.
So, I suspect NOTHING. She has me hop on the register for the night (even though my regular bathroom breaks meant the best job for me was the other stuff), and, because she had worked there longer, I had to do it.
Que bathroom breaks.
One time I returned pretty quickly, and I saw she was shutting the register/cash drawer, and there wasn't a customer to be seen, - not walking up, not away, not standing there. I shrugged and figured she'd had to add some 1's or 5's.
End of the day, I was 500.03 short. I recounted. I checked EVERYTHING. Couldn't find it. Made a note and clipped it to the checks to say, "Hey, I can't find 500$, I THINK it's something with the checks, but... can you find it?" All discrepancies over 5.00 had to go through management. So, I had to wait for them to try to find it. I was FREAKING OUT.
So, the next day, I come in, thinking... hoping... they found it.
Maria shows up, showing off a new manicure, new 24K gold mickey earrings, a new mickey purse & new mickey sweatshirt. I asked how, when she was complaining the day before. She smirked and said, "child support came in."
A manager stopped us and wanted to talk to me, and I was pulled into the main office where the store manager and EVERY SINGLE other manager was there.
"Where's the money?" They demanded.
I explained everything. INCLUDING the fact that Maria had no money and suddenly showed up with expensive crap.
They said, "Ok, well, until we sort this out, use the register key and lock it when you go to the bathroom."
"Ummm, that's a LOT. Customers will complain, even if it oy takes me X minutes."
"Then, whoever works with you should handle the register and you do the other stuff."
"Maria won't allow it, she claims seniority."
"Just figure it out. We have to go over everything."
Ok... out I went. Maria gets called back, and I guess insinuated that I had cashed my check from my parents WHILE ON DUTY and stole while I did it.
Back to the office, where I said, "No... Maria took that check and gave me the money. She even remarked that it must be nice to have rich parents and then hounded me all night about needing money. Even Bob (assistant manager, not real name) heard it."
Bob nodded, confirming.
"And, the co-worker was Ava (not real name), and she was doing the other stuff when I cashed it and told me she'd miss me." (They called Ava, she confirmed).
I was sent back out. Meanwhile, another assistant manager was manning the register, as I refused to let Maria touch it.
The following day, back into the office. "We wanted to apologize to you. We know where the money went." Then, dismissed. Like... wth happened?
As I said, shifts were staggered, and in comes Maria. She's obviously hung-over and she was shocked to see me. "YOU should have been FIRED. I'm going to sue you for slander. How dare you try to tell them it was ME who..." here she screwed up. She didn't know a manager was right behind her, as I guess they wanted to talk to her again anyway?
She continued, "Who HIT THE CHECK button (we press for cashing checks) to STEAL $500!"
I just blinked as the assistant manager grabbed her arm and said, "Let's go talk."
About an hour later, she was being led out in handcuffs.
After watching the video surveillance and her saying HOW it was done (something they hadn't fully worked out), they had her. There was that time I came back and saw her shutting the drawer and turning quickly AWAY from the camera. They couldn't really see what was happening, and, because of her new sweatshirt being large on her, it was easy to hide what she was doing. She used the check cash button to access the drawer, stole exactly the amount that was on my parent's check, and shut the drawer, acting like she was pulling a wad of bills out to do a safe drop... but no drop was registered at that time, nor was any money added to the register (like I thought). There also was no customer right then (SOP for safe drops/replacing bills, etc). So, on camera, she appeared to be taking care of things, but she thought she got away with it.
I had a dear friend there who was a "regular" cashier, and over the next few months, I heard a LOT. Maria got jail time. Her baby went to baby daddy, who, in fact, had paid his child support on time, but only had to pay $100/week, which he paid every week.
The store ended up investigating other curious cases of missing money during her work time and found she had done similar things - always to newer hires - in the past, to the tune of nearly $3,000. Every single one had been fired. Onmy because I stood my ground and had a good reason (and the assistant managers were rooting for me, they knew a LOT more than I gave them credit for) did I keep my job and not end up in jail. The other amounts were low enough they took the missing $ out of paychecks (after making the person sign some document), but $500 was the most stolen at once from her.
EVERY SINGLE TIME, Maria'd come in the following day with new disney merch of some kind and a fresh manicure.
Best thing, though... after this all went down, all CSA workers had their OWN Pin for that register.
And, I got a beautiful "congrats on your baby" card, signed by the whole management team and every worker I was friends with.
And "Maria"... hope you learned a valuable lesson. Not everyone is too dumb to not be able to put the pieces together.
Bet you the person who fired you was in on it and was just looking for an easy scapegoat, until they got greedy and it came back to bite them. No one can be THAT stupid as to not check the cameras first, it was probably intentional
@@sabersz Maybe. But that was like 20 years ago so...
I went to a Little Caesars pizza spot, and the doors were locked. The employees behind the counter just yelled "We outta pizza!"
I yelled back "Then why are you open?"
they yelled back "Because our Manager is an idiot!"
I just laughed and went to the Domino's 2 blocks away
now THAT is a mood
me and my grandpa went to a burger king and they only had fish left
@@wayge oof
wayge please tell me u didn’t eat the fish depending on where u are
One time I went to IHOP and they were out of pancakes.
Umm I'd like to hear the whole story of the garage sale where they ended up with more stuff then you started with. lol
RayShell d someone returned
Probably their neighbors were like “hey I’ve got some couches and a bed you can put in your sale...”
@@jenniferharvey5340
Or people were just like "Hey, I don't want this anymore, take it."
My teacher once told us a story about how a kid got a -2% on a test that was 50% true or false, 25% multiple choice, 15% matching, and 10% fill in the blank (roughly, also I'm not 100% sure on this, it's just an estimation, I know it wasn't all fill in the blank, it was mostly easier stuff that didn't require one hundred percent memory.) A bunch of kids were forgetting to put there name on their papers so he said he was going to take 2 points off if you didn't put your first and last name on your paper. The kid got every question wrong, and didn't put his last name on his paper. He's the kind of guy that gets your order wrong at McDonalds.
@Charlene Robertson that's not the only reason
Ahem as a food worker if people would order /properly/ your order would get screwed up less often.
Example
"I want combo, can I get a burger combo?
Sure
Ah but I can I get it with cripsy chicken?
!?
But I don't want fries
?
Or a drink
?
"Do you just want a chicken sandwich???
"No! I want a combo with a chicken not a burger but no drink or fries!"
There are of course idiots in fast food too. But that's the most common scenario where an order gets screwed up.
The kind of guy that gets your “4 piece McNugget” order wrong
@@dragonfly3667 I think it's implied how smart he was, and what kind of meal he got wrong. I truly don't understand how you could get a -2% on accident.
Kid was a genius. It's actually really hard to get every question on a true/false section wrong. It meant he knew all the right answers and picked all the wrong ones.
I met Jimmy Smits at my retail job years ago, which he'd frequent fairly often. He is one of the kindest, most down to earth humans I've ever met.
I will never understand why some retail places dock the commission of whoever processed the return instead of the person who actually sold it.
Yeah that doesn't make sense
Rules aren't ment to keep people safe, their built to find away to abuse others. Some bigwig must of had a kid who worked Friday and had Saturday off, get all the Friday payday buys,and let their coworker pay all the returns
‘Oh that’s embarrassing.. I didn’t even know it was missing..’ i laughed so hard
Life goals right there
@@mihan2d Fr, if I can get to the point in life when I don't realize I'm missing $20k, I'll finally completely run outta fucks to give
Up until 12th grade, due to my Autism and IEP, I had free lunch as well as going to regular classes with a paraprofessional present.
It helped a lot.
14:55 If the system lets you add $5,000,000 without any sort of check, that's a crap-tastic system.
"negative citrus experience" 😂😂
Ya, that caught my attention as well. I must remember that for future reference. Hahahaha
The only kind I ever have.
Depending on the company a credit card could have a very high limit. I once worked for an airline/charter service where my company credit card had a $2 million limit. I would sometimes have to put $50,000 in fuel on it. I was once told to buy and ship 12 new GMC pickups from Texas to Alaska as they were $10,000 cheaper there even after we paid to ship them. This credit card needed a 10 digit pin number and 2 forms of identification to work.
better be safe with a card like that.
Yeah, i was very careful when i had it with me. I once had to pay for 10,000 gallons of jet fuel for a boeing 707 at $3.75 a gallon. That charter paid the company almost $700,000 though. I always called the office when i used it and the charge was paid within 24 hours. Anything i put on the card was immediately taken care of and the charge paid. The longest anything was ever on the card was over a 3 day werkend. By paying it off so quickly the company never paid over .5% interest on the trandaction ad it was never there at the end of the billing cycle when interest was calculated.
I worked in a bingo hall 20 years ago. In the event of a fire, we were to tell the manager 'the donkey is running' so as not to cause a panic...... like a donkey running around a bingo hall is a plausible scenario 😂
When I used to work in banking, a customer had an extra 20 thousand dollars deposited into his account by accident. It was a printing error. Our customers have a choice of having a passbook account (small book that shows balance, deposits, withdrawals and interest) or statement account (no book.) His balance was printed twice in the book and somehow the teller/software added the extra 20 into the full balance. He proceeded to spend most of his and the imaginary money within a 3-6 month period.
It wasn't me that did it or any of the tellers in my branch. It was a different branch. My manager would have skewered us alive if we did that lol.
I only caught it because I was new at the time and I had a limit set for customer withdrawals. The man came to my window wanting to take out money, but a lock was placed into his account and he couldn't take out money without approval from our managers. My manager declined to help him and told him to go to his original branch (our managers will often do that as they don't want to take the mistakes of other branches)
I don't know the whole story but I'm pretty sure someone got fired. I wouldn't be surprised if a supervisor or 2 got fired or reprimanded as well for not catching that mistake. Guy has to pay that money back.
Also, I just want to say if you come across a large amount of money that is clearly not yours:
-DO NOT TOUCH IT
-DO NOT SPEND IT
-AND LEAVE IT ALONE UNTIL THE BANK FIXES IT.
You will go to jail and be forced to pay it back. It's not worth it.
I've had other people's checks or transfers go to my account by mistake. More than once. Usually gets corrected before there is a chance to spend it. I've only caught them because I used to check my account all the time.
If I ever find a large sum of money in my bank account I'm taking it out & closing my account. If it's the banks mistake then they should be responsible for it, if I accidentally gave someone more then I was suppose to it would be my fault & he wouldnt have to give it back. If a big corporation does it, then it shouldn't be any different. However I won't spend it, I'll just save it for like a year maybe 2 because in Canada debts are no longer valid after 2 years of inactivity.
Leozero sorry to tell you this but even if you close your account your bank will still have your information. Not sure how they will go about getting the money back BUT I do believe other banks will pull up your credit report when opening new accounts. It might follow you there...
James Abbgy I’m really surprised that happened to you multiple times. Maybe I had a strict manager. I love her but she don’t play with mistakes like this
Charlene Robertson yea I hear that. We’ve had someone come back because she was given more money than she was supposed to have. Our teller came up short the day before. We had some sweetheart customers and trust me when I say we appreciate honest customers like you.
The 'wouldn't sell them a gun' and 'being written up' I would have informed the F.B.I. and informed them on the manager.
I used to work in a casino, and had heard stories about how one time a player on one of the Blackjack tables couldn't be bothered to get up and go to the bathroom, and instead just pissed on the floor under the table. Had all the makings of an urban legend, except it wasn't. Turns out one of the guys who drank with us after work was the dealer whose pants and shoes the guy had pissed on.
Regional told me I did a good job at dealing with a rude customer and that I was far more patient than they would have been, after the customer tried to yank open a door when our lobby was closed, because:" Our lobby was at the time still closed to the public and I politely told them to "please not yank it from me and our lobby is not open". Then the Regional Manager who happend to be in stepped in and told them to go through the drive through, they then said "They were not waiting in a drivethrough for a god damn ice cream cone! Because other restraunt without a drivethrough let is in their lobby!" My Regional Manager then responded by saying "Well then you should go there if you don't want to follow our rules" as he closed the door on the lady.
2:31 - How about stopping the screening of the movies if there IS A FIRE?
I guess they didn't expect people to just sit there lol, and announcing it to them was more of a priority over stopping the dang movies
Fire in the projector room- depending on the theater design, that could mean having to abandon all the projectors with no remote shutoff.
Ariane Bolt, wait, how come?
You have me curious now.
Didn’t they say the fire was in the projector room??
Lol, right? I imagine a fire alarm in a cinema should automatically raise the lights at the very least, let alone do the flashy beeping thing. That would have gotten people's attention.
I had a boss that actually admitted to his mistake and apologized. I almost fainted.
My bosses don't like when I admit I screw up but my customers usually appreciate it.
Duuude i need the story about that bag behind the yogurt counter damnit
The swimsuit dryer machine had a failed back-EMF brake. I've repaired industrial saws with the same fault. Dangerous as hell.
Got to the flea market with two working engines (5hp Briggs) a banana box of decent parts (carburetors, starters, shrouds with the pull cords, etc...) , one rusted toolbox with about half a socket set and two dozen odd-sized wrenches, AND a hedge trimmer that not only couldn't possibly work, but probably sat half buried in mud for more than five years.
1. The first thing sold was the hedge trimmer AFTER I blatantly admitted "No, sir. It ain't worth a tinker's damn. Look, that mud-glob is sticking out where the spark plug should be... BUT you might get a couple good parts out of it."
2. Came back home with literally everything else except the same toolbox, PLUS two steamer trunks full of tools, three plastic tool boxes, a sofa-bed (fold out), and an antique wood cookstove, FINISHING the day 300 bucks to the good!
...Damn good day at the flea market. ;o)
I have a whole bunch of stuff boxed up and ready to go to the next community yard sale, but now with quarantine that's looking iffy.
To touch on the “old people steal more “ I’m a personnel support worker and yes they do but it’s usually due to dementia or past experiences they may feel they have to “stalk up” happens quite a bit in homes weather it be stealing someone’s dentures or making claim to a whole room.
We got a restraining order against the corporate operations manager. He wasn't allowed to be in our terminal.
He got into an altercation with a driver.
Cause the driver asked him a question.
The operations manager was on camera throwing the first punch.
Jimmy smitt’s daughter teaches at my school
Work at a grocery store, on the numbers pad of the quantity button the 00 option is right next to enter. A coworker accidentally tried to sell a guy 20 avocados (I have no idea why) and hit the 00 without noticing. They’re 1.25$ each so he racked up over two grand in a second and nobody noticed until she read the total. It was a fun day cuz we have to have a manager override anything over 90$
Granted not my story but a friend's, and he was the customer, he goes to a corner store and buys something for under a dollar (forget how much the price was), hands the cashier a dollar to pay he gets his change back and he gets over a dollar in change
Started working at a small local bank in the late 2000s as an ATM assistant. I'd stand in a room with 16 ATM machines and help customers with basic transactions and information. All local government paychecks go through this bank and are paid at the beginning of the month. On payday I'd arrive at 7 am and the place was packed to the brim and I could barely walk. At around 8:30 to 9 am all ATM machines ran out of cash. At around 9 the armored car arrived with more cash and employees restocked the ATMs one by one. During that time I'd have to frantically direct customers to the remaining machines that still had some cash, then direct then to the ones that had just been restocked, all the time while hearing complaints about how outrageous it was that they couldn't have access to their own money, or that all their money came out in $ 5 bills. One public school teacher (stereotypical Karen) screamed in the middle of the packed room inciting everyone to start a riot right then and there. Thankfully no one listened. By 11 am things calmed down to a moderate traffic. This happened every month during the 1 year I worked there.
5:32 and the fossilized roll. I can believe it. I worked nights at a 24 hr restaurant and we hired this one waiter (about 90% of the staff was women, but. We either got fantastic or crappie waiters....) and we could not believe he graduated from high school. The capper one night for shift clean we told him to clean the microwave stand, the two microwaves and stock the nacho chip bags. We sold dinner plate sized rolls as our special. Almost always warmed up. One waitress popped four rolls in (two in each, they'd just fit) and started them warming. He walks behind her with a rag he poured straight vinegar on (not diluted as a cleaning solution), yanks out the rolls and slings them on another counter and starts scrubbing at the microwaves with this terrible stench-y rag. He was asked what the zorch was he doing?!?!?!? Cleaning the mic's, like he was told. You wait until the food is done, there was plenty else to clean on the stand. The gal he did it to was past cheesed as she was hopping and it messed up her getting stuff out the way it needed to be. That was his last night. (the rest was just... terrible. It was just frosting on the entire fiasco of his two weeks there....)
i used to work in a call center where (mostly elderly) people called to order things to be sent to them
i had to explain what 18.5 means
i had someone who didnt realize that "a line with a dot above it" is an i
after i explained to someone what the 13th is not "more than two weeks" after the 3rd the said to me "that is too high for me" as in too difficult
one person was to pay at the very latest on the 1st or feb but payed on the 28th of feb (meaning the money arrived even later) and then complained why she got a reminder with late payment interest
another person bought a tv for like 500 but payed only 200 and also complained about late payment interes whilst claiming she intended to pay the rest whenever some time (the computer does not consider that it just sees there is money being owed and sends reminders accordingly)
and almost no person from switzerland can correctlynidentify letters
The thing about the credit card being charged $20k. We've had that happen at my job but the system won't let you close out a bill unless it's zeroed out, so we can figure out the issue very quickly. Good thing that guy was rich, anyway lol
I went to a Wendy’s and pulled up to the drive-thru speaker. I was told immediately “we dont have burger meat” and i’m like ok... i just wanted a frosty anyway. The dude audibly sighs (it wasnt even close to closing time, but most of the time they max out at 3-4 cars in line) and says “ok, $2” and I basically had a frosty shoved in my face. My passive and polite ass just said “thanks”.
I used to worked at a convenience store near a hospital. We got a thank you card from someone praising us for having fresh, hot coffee ready every morning when they get coffee on their way to visit a relative in the hospital. Made me feel pretty good.
The elderly do in fact shoplift more than young people. They seem to think that no one pays any attention to the sweet little granny hiding out in the corner of the store. We notice Nana Karen. We know what you're trying to do.
Lol "Pope Eyes" *picturing the googly eyed Popes from David Firth's animations
If I were the employee in the gun-machete story, I wouldn’t sign the write up.
I just wanna know what was in the 'yogurt bag'
RIGHT?!?!?!?!?
What is that with people taking a dump or whatever on a shop floor ? Never believed the stuff until a friend of mine who worked for some years in a walmart that his happend at his store on a regular basis (he is from Texas and iam from Germany)...
Just an FYI, you don't want to be on prescription strength ibuprofen. It puts holes in your stomach. I have 5 of them from being on 800mg ibuprofen from 1997-2016. They did warn me and yes I did take all of the precautions. I still ended up with peptic ulcers. It has also caused other issues as well that I don't want to state here. You can use your imagination, lol.
I wish I were in a position, where I wouldn't notice that $20k are missing.
I worked an electronics store as a repair specalist for a while. Had a coworker who claimed to be compitent with computers use a metal screwdriver to open a laptop. Gotta do what you gotta do sometimes, I get it, except he kept losing grip on the back cover and scraped the screwdriver between the display and the touchpad several times, damaging both on this brand new gaming laptop. Final straw came when he wiped a client's machine and reinstalled Windows without backing up the data as instructed. All of this poor woman's documents, photos, videos, everything gone because of the incompetence of this guy.
Actually enjoyed/enjoy the job (went from retail to cabinetry, got laid off from that around Christmas, just now got hired back)
my ex works at a semi-local taco bell, and apparently his coworkers have memorised my dad's order (he goes there a lot bc my little brother loves taco bell) and my ex says that my dad is like a breath of fresh air compared to a lot of other people they deal with. my dad is such a polite guy.
I didn't think it was possible for a 300-400 lbs guy with a broken back and two bad knees, a pinched nerve, asthma and a bad heart to be able to move fast
to the guy that wrote the novel at work, your work would own the rights to that novel and any royalty checks made from it. I have heard many stories about people trying to sue their employers for the rights of something they created, only to lose because all inventions made while working for a company belong to that company.
I used to work at a car dealership. One day I walked through the new car delivery lot and found 5 Jeep Wranglers that were all missing their rear mounted tire. Same model, same tire and rim for all 5.
Reported it. Found out later that day that the (poor quality) security cameras caught someone come onto the lot in another, much shittier Jeep Wrangler and slowly steal all 5 tires.
Brilliant move really. Easily accessible, industrial area, no locks on the tires/rims. Whoever did that got themselves like $3000 in new hardware.
We had a car from a local dealership used in a bank holdup as the get-away car. I Guess that could be considered a test drive.
As a grocery store clerk I can confirm that even if we catch you shoplifting we can’t legally stop you. Like we can ask you or say we’ll ban you but that’s it. We don’t have the power of arrest. So you can walk out with a full cart and we can do nothing. Idk why I’m telling you this I actually like my job
What about citizen's arrest?
@@DuchessofEarlGrey I don’t think shoplifting qualifies really as it’s not directly harmful to anyones person or personal property. I do know they can claim assault charges if we even attempt anything so we just don’t.
we have one lady who used to ask us to put her milk in her backpack and then claim we hurt her back for insurance fraud. People are wild
@@blakeetter280 Wild. Yeah, that's the word -.- Have you seen those dashcam videos of people pretending to get hit by cars by throwing themselves onto hoods? I really should get a dash cam. You never know.
@@DuchessofEarlGrey honestly really should, its a few bucks that could potentially save a lot of money. also sometimes funny stuff happens
@@blakeetter280 Both my sisters were involved in hit and runs. One guy on his cell phone, the other dumbarse with his company logo on the door. Neither of my sisters have cameras. But at least everything worked out for them. I live in a small town so funny stuff rarely happens. Usually some twat on a bicycle who thinks they don't have to stop at stop signs.
12:00 I work overnight security. I have maybe 20 minutes of work to do on an average day, and spend the rest of the 8 hour shift writing songs and studying music. Literally get to do my dream job of making music, while also getting multiple breaks and a lunch with no time limit on how long I take. I normally do two 20ish minute breaks and a 40ish minute lunch, and then leave 30 minutes every day.
Worst garage sale ever. 😂
A baby flipping out of a cart. I didn’t see it but one of my coworkers did. The baby was like 1-2 years old and fell face first on the recently polished floor.
Using high pressure N2 instead of low pressure when servicing an aircraft tire. Tire blew up, taking with it the guy’s right arm and both feet.
He survived and apparently made a new career as a motivational speaker.
Damn, he must've been stumped
"Fossilized Cinnamon Rolls" is definitely going to be my new band name.
Edit: okay, "Negative Citrus Experience" is another good one.
11:45 William Faulkner had a job as a security guard working the graveyard shift. In behind making his rounds, he sat at a desk and wrote a novel (I think it was "As I Lay Dying."). It took about six weeks, all done at his work desk.
it's outrageous that commission can be taken back when they DID THE WORK ALREADY wth
Bail Organa being a nice dude I love this
Why does the ending sound is always louder than the video?
Wasn't me that this happened to, but when I worked in a call centre for retail catalogues, a colleague of mine once took a payment, from a debit card, of £2000 for a payment due of £20. This was on a system where you needed to put the dot in it so it needed to look like £20.00. The payment was accepted. Refunded the £1980 immediately and the customer just laughed it off.
LOL @ white ink. That's the print shop equivalent of blinker fluid.
Last week I was written up for having a private conversation with a coworker about video games during our lunch break
My boss, who is an insufferable ass, yelled at us because we're not a coffee shop
We just stared at him with a look of what the f is wrong with you
As a punishment I had to sweep the entire warehouse the rest of my shift
I had a security guard bring me a bottle of siracha that had a rubber glove over it. It had been in someones ass...
.. What car dealership let's a customer test drive a car on their own?? That's just asking for a vehicle to be stolen.
My grandpa had a $50,000 credit card limit so if someone charged him $20,000 he wouldn’t notice until the statement came out. Then he would have proceeded to lose his shit. Lol
Ha, microwaves get such a bad wrap yet they are amazing in a commercial kitchen. I constantly seared steaks and pork chops on the grill and finished them in the microwave and got compliments on the food.
Work at a grocery store and had to be the guy telling people that a door is exit only for now (virus BS) one dude just said “well I’m in” and stormed past. Whatever, rude but I’ve had way worse. Laughed it off. Dude comes in the next day and offers a heartfelt apology I said thanks and told him he was a good person if he actually cared enough to do anything. Ironically he still entered through the exit only door. Real nice dude. I usually only get notable interactions with Karen’s so this was nice
Author/Sec guard needs to check contract and make sure using company assets does not give them any ownership claims.
Maybe Fire was more hazardous in the old times
Tried to get a bucket of chicken from kfc. “Sorry sir, we’re all out of chicken.”
My God... 😳🍗
Worked ar embroidery type store filing paperwork. I now now the sound of one of those machines going through someone's finger. No chaos no screaming, only an "Oh dear" and the machine getting shut off and the two other women on the remaining shutting theirs off to help, owner and myself coming out of the office around the corner. Surreal how casual everyone was about it, I swear each of them probably had it happen at least once the time they have been there. Wonder how the place is now, owner had to sell due to MS slowly getting worse and I wasn't kept on.
I don't know if I remember this story correctly but my father got to tour a top secret submarine through some connections with friends, at some point during the "tour", the submarine dry fired into the Docks which it was docked at.
The car couple did that cause they knew about the thing about the company not giving it a limit. Its not their first rodeo 😂
"One of the kids sharpened his finger."
He WHAT?!?!
I was in a car accident and had to take muscle relaxers. I took one and I was done for the night.
Story with the cinnamon rolls - it's actually very disgusting and a health hazard that the restaurant has old food sitting out in a display case. If they want to display what their food looked like, they could have pictures or plastic replicas of them. But actual food they just let sit out there to harden and rot? Disgusting.
Elderly people absolutely steal more than younger people. We had to discontinue selling instant coffee because we were loosing so damn much money
@7:57 This kinda frak up as any "BubbleHead" is anough to get you tossed from the Silent Service. You dodged a Mk-48 by recovering them
Who doesn't know that a credit card limit can be over $20k?
I forgot what card it is but there's a card that you literally have to have $1M in the bank to even GET THE CARD.
The last one 😂😂😂😂😂. What the hell 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂??
I somehow got a 168% in high school English because I actually did my school work. I went to a inner city school :v
The season shoplifters especially girls. Will cry hysterically and wet them selves....the local police officers usually know them by first name ..on more than one occasion police officers tried to talk us out of pressing charges because they don't want that nasty smelly thing in their car..... The tactic works
*17:03** BEST MOMENT!!!*
*22:05** SO WOULD READ THIS IF IT WERE A BOOK OR ENJOY IT IF IT WERE A SHOW*
19:09
Who needs a fucking CALCULATOR to figure out table salt.
I had diarrhea once when I was working, mind you, I didn't go in with diarrhea, I think something was funky with my employee meal. I had a bit of an accident, I informed my boss and was told to get back to work, I also once split my pants at work, that was easier to deal with, so I just put an apron on backwards in addition to the one on my front.
"If I'm 5 minutes early for my job, I'm considered late."
Um, hello? Logic? Where are you?
17:18 there's the damn onions again
I thought you were making a joke about crying, but 17:21 wasn't a sad or heart-warming story. So I don't understand the meaning of this comment.
Crying because they ran out of coffee maybe? Seems a little vague and overkill.
@@ArcanineEspeon sorry it's actually the part just before that. I fixed it
@@Slinging.Wrenches no, no you did not.
Bro got "Bailed" out by Bail Organa
You might not want to post about that novel. Get a real ass of a manager/accountant and suddenly they own your novel.
Wait a second…. I’m not sure if I’m understanding the Seers one correctly so please correct me if I’m wrong. In America if you work on the checkouts in retail and someone returns an item the money comes out of your pay check?? That’s messed up.
The salesperson gets % commission on the items they sell. If an item is returned, the commission is backed out of your pay.
@@pxn748 ahh ok, thanks for explaining. That kinda sucks tho
That "fire in a crowded theater" story missed a major point. The phrase says "YELLING" fire not calmly walking in and announcing it. The demeanor of the messenger determines how those receiving the message will act.
I train dogs. A lady forgot to bring her dog to dog training . . . Twice.
11:19 as one does!! 😂😂😂 what!
What happens at yogurt store stays at yogurt store.
So the stolen car... I used to work for carvana. That wasn't a stolen car that was a delivery error that an employee forgot to handle and when it was noticed got scared and clammed up or the driver that delivered forgot to reload after getting cars behind it off... It for sure was not a miraculous car thief return.. I mean... Probably... Side note: the carvana intake lot i worked for had about 20-30 luxury cars stolen off the lot every month I was there... Never caught anyone...
I want to know how you end a Garage sale with more than you started with!
I was a temp and I ended up with 2 CEOs and 3 managers in the span of 6mths
Sharis is nothing like Ihop. Ihop is Ihop. Sharis was my favorite country themed 24 hour restaurant.
At least they returned the stuff in the first story
Not at work but at school today i just saw the smalles cafeteria in my life in between the chairs they barely could go in there and they were 2 long tables the most people in a class is mine class and there are 12 of us there no wonder there wasn’t any councilor or anything
3:51 this is not funny, nor fun. and what's tragic is supervisory/management level personnel exist that actually "don't have a clue". 6 figures a year and can't use google.
How did people make millions before the internet then? You don't need google to make 6 figures if you were valuable to a company before the 2010's where it started taking off.
"$980 in fifties"
_Mistaken Reaction_
Dang the theatre I work at only has 16 2:16