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That dummy at 1:12 would have traveled the length of 2 football fields without looking at the road if she was on the freeway. I wasn't sure if she was going to fall asleep or crash into someone first.
That's the problem. The phone staring . It's everywhere! These people just can't wait to see their phone.
@@ilive4d80s6yea here in Florida everyone is moving here I've seen wrecks like crazy people running red lights a blowing past stops which I've never seen so many people doing it theses people are going to kill somebody.
she want to murder someone
I publicly humiliate them at every opportunity.
Sorry that clip is about 15 seconds long, and at freeway speeds (minimum 60 mph) you're going 90 feet per second, breaking 100 at about 70... and we (U.S.) have freeways up to 85 mph posted... SO low-balling, a majority of the Interstates she'd have gone 1500 feet on average in that time, closer to 500 yards, or 5 football fields more likely than 3... and not a CLUE in Hell what she'd missed, or who she'd killed in that time...
SO for all you prospective drivers, go mark off 100 feet of road, and just consider how MUCH you could fit in that, for any "just a second or two" you decide to look away from the driving at hand...
Think about that... and then TURN THE G** D*** THING OFF and keep it in the glove compartment or console, THE HELL out of sight, so you can drive. You can get the toys back out to play when you're not risking EVERYONE ELSE'S lives around you... ;o)
She stopped looking at the road for 6 full seconds. Don't use a phone when you're driving - you're going to kill someone. 1:10
💯💯💯
You forgot half of it. But things are new today. We always worry about killing somebody else if people do stupid things behind the wheel. But in my day, the stupid driver did not want to get killed either. The other half included here: ""Do not use the phone when you're driving. You're going to kill yourself, and maybe take somebody else with you." We have a "self". Don't forget the "self". :)
dont use nav? weird concept
@@mr.mcgibblets7048 You're pulling their original comment way out of context. It's fine to glance, I wouldn't call quickly glancing at the Sat Nav "using a phone". Looking at it & pressing the buttons on the phone for over 5 seconds definitely is completely stupid though.
That's right
1:13 wow, that speed and eyes off the road that long is how people get run over.
The joys of texting while driving! Adds that needed kick of adrenaline to your day, eh?
@@FranzSylbester like shutting your eyes or killing the lights on a dark country road - it definitely gets the passengers attention 🤣
Exactly. She was in such a residential area too, a child could've easily popped out from behind one of those parked cars.
yes, that's dangerous
She's lucky that jacking up some siding is all that happened. If she had hit or killed someone, it would have been the end of her life. There's no text message worth hitting or killing someone. Even if you don't care about the other person's life, your own life will be mangled beyond belief once you get done with lawyers, jail time, and having to put that conviction down on every job application.
5:02 Cracking eggs to the children's head is one of the stupidest things internet has right now.
Seriously! Why do parents find it so funny?
@@WhisperingMoon83 Can't understand it neither. At worst they may let down childrens trust to adults by doing that. Highly sensitive kid can even traumatize from such.
They do it to their dogs too.. you can't explain it to a dog.. not funny at all.. 😠
@@einienj3281 Seriously?! Social media and urge to be seen and noticed is melting our brains.
@@Synt4xTerr0r Yup.. I hate this attention wh*ring.. someone comes up with the most stupid stuff, you'd think it would end there, but no. Thousands upon thousands of people have to prove they are just as stupid..
04:01 Always gotta watch out for those desk fans falling from orbit!
It was a Russian drone on it's way to Ukraine
That was so close..
*I love your videos they are entertaining*
She almost ended up on bestgore website 😂
Oh that’s what it was! You can’t see it in full screen for some reason
1:19- I will never understand the fascination with filming yourself crashing your car because you were using your phone.
no ####
I don't think she filmed herself for the crash. She might be an uber driver that records inside the car for safety.
@@MattJasa - she saved the video. So, same thing.
The satisfaction is all about the reaction and you just reacted. Doing exactly what the filmer wanted you to.
The more stupid people posting online the better. All I do is laugh and laugh thanks Fail Army keep up the laughs@@The_blindpizzaguy1300
5.09 That kid is adorable! A kaleidoscope of expressions that says "I'm 3 and I've already had enough of this woman."
"a kaleidoscope of expressions.." what's that mean? 😂
@@erwynbalbuena9900 - A changing variety of different expressions. Do a Google Images search for 'kaleidoscope' and you'll see what the viewer sees when looking into one of them.
@@erwynbalbuena9900 kaleidoscope is constantly shiting through different shapes and patterns... her face was shifting through different emotions.
this is a stupid "TREND" that is going to be challenged soon ...that is not nice to do that to a unexpecting child victim ...if you unexpectedly hit and brake a EGG on someone head it hurts a little but all the todlers have soft skin and there are videos many of them cry when their parents hit them in the head with an egg and it brakes....NOT fare to them i think !!!
@@thejesse Thank you for saving me from having to explain the obvious!
I am 60 now, and I gotta tell you kids. It was really cool growing up with out a camera everywhere. It's nice that the world can not see all the stupid things we did. :)
🤣🤣🤣🤣
I'm 34 and i did way more stupid things than kids today, you often had some neighbor call your mom and not the whole world being able to watch all your worst mistakes for ever.
in the 80's and 90's though, people submitted their stupidity on VHS for a £100
My dad loved to shove a camera in my face and act like he was being a parent. I seriously envy you dude.
@@somethingclever9975 At least you had one.
The woman that crashed into the garages while on the phone had her eyes off the road for a whole 8 seconds, what do you expect!
Very careless.
yes
I expect the locals to take her out..
Imagine accelerating while not looking at the road.
yes, an inattention can cost us a lot
Ikr? She looked at her phone for, what felt like, 10 minutes. She was staring at that thing
she was trying to catch that rare pokemon. playing Pokemon Go
Only women can do that😂
@@mousamsutradhar6626 There's a FailArmy clip in a different video of a male (police officer no less) crashing into a cyclist because he was on his phone while driving. Grow up.
Time stamp 1:12 This is why you should keep your phone in your trunk! (Most people including my wife) are not responsible enough to leave it alone while driving. If her phone rings……. The first thing that she does is reach for it, to answer it. Just can’t ignore it.
She drove for a solid five seconds without her eyes on the road. She's lucky the consequences weren't much worse.
Absolutely disgraceful, she should be charged. If she'd have hit a kid running out in front of her car I think it's a safe bet she would have deleted the video immediately, not saved it and put it online for a 'laugh' . Shame on you, you cretinous selfish person.
Why can't we just make it so that if someone is caught with a mobile, they are immediately pulled over, told to get out of their vehicle, and are immediately charged with terrorism?
or, you know, just use self control
@@scmtuk3662more than a little rediculous
That little dog was loving life 😂
A little too much.
Corgi: Cool, exercise! This is how *I* do it!
I hope every dog is like that
i think he wanted to love those ladies😅
@@tony-bm4xx - Yeah, I'd also assumed the clip would go in that direction! 😂
3:32 is that a jellyfish
Its slime
4:38 I thought they were driving towards a tornado.
Hi friend, have a nice day
So did I.
Lmfao! I see it.
4:01 it's so awkward when you're just walking there minding your own business and a fan appears out of nowhere like; " yo, I'm a big fan! Mind if I crash?"
Cracking an egg on your kids head and having them lose trust in their parent is for sure the biggest fail here I feel.
Yep this was one of the dumbest trends
So true
Just cruel. An egg is like a rock.
I still think it's hilarious how the kid looked at the camera with a "really...?" face.
What's loose trust?
06:58 cat being cat, working as intended.
Last clip 8:01
"911. What is your emergency?"
Dog: "My owner left me 0.08 seconds ago."
911: "Did you try eating the furniture?"
No, but I peed all over the floor.
1:06 the lady tripping over the fire hose was the best 😂
That happened in my hometown, I watched it too many times seeing if I recognized her.
How appropriate… back to back videos showing proof that you clowns can’t even walk while being on the phone without having an accident followed by a video showing what happens when you clowns try to drive while being on the phone. Never ceases to amaze me that this is a thing…
Respect for not showing the same clips
The range of emotions the girl goes through at 5:05 😅
So funny🤣
5:42 Aaww.. the corgi is in love with these ladies.. 😂😂❤❤
The big dog with the water bottle (St. Bernard?) was just adorable. Not a fail, just a furball
That was a Newfoundland. I had many similar conversations with mine back in the day.
4:00 That’s not a dumb fail, that’s an epic win!
so lucky
1:18 - Selber schuld wenn man am Handy rumspielen muss...
"oh no what happened?" You bought a dog and decided to lock it up all day on its own, that's what happened.
4:39 i thought its a tornado
0:23 was he crying 😂
Yea anything wrong with that
5:05 Stupidity at its best...It's your child, not a toy..😡
Have you seen people hitting their dogs with eggs..? I hate these damn trends.. 😠
00:03 His friend is going to see if the motorcycle is okay and he is lying there watching 😂
haha
0:35 🎵 I fought the log, and the, log won🎵
1:25 and people still think they can text and drive at the same time.
7:25 He liturally teleported as soon as he saw his truck rolling off
*literally
Best jump cut ever!
Walking while using your phone is natural selection.
0:19 Such a beautiful area, it looks like a rainforest. Feel bad for him falling but he looks okay.
That's in Indonesia bro
Bear could have just went over the fence but was like nah, this is easier.
"I never liked where this was!"
*gone
Bears and swans are one of the biggest zero fuks a-holes of the animal kingdom.
True, but the bear was nice enough just to tear down enough to fit.
The last video, she deserved the mess. There was a pee puddle the dog was almost standing in. Don't leave your dog for longer than they can handle 🤷♀️
I hadn't noticed that. Good catch.
5:07 that's the most unamused face I've seen in a minute
I found this action pretty sucky and would have liked not to have seen it. Why would you do that with such a small child? It would have broken my heart where she was just so excitedly sweet.
That man descending the slippery stairs is STRONG! Try supporting your full bodyweight like that, avoiding the fall and almost saving your drink, grasshopper.
1:13 perfect example of how accidents happen these days
5:05 not a fan. Kids gonna be flinching in those kinda situations now
Lighten up, buttercup 😂
I do like how quickly she went from "Ow!" to "Okay, y'know what..." 😆
I like how on the first one he dint even check on his buddy, he went right to the bike lmao😂
Dude slipping down those stairs in 4th video fell hard. Had me rolling. Was fun to watch. Great video
Okay boomer
Nah that shit was really funny indeed. I feel bad for him, but man...😂😂
It seemed like he started levitating 😂
It was the smoothest fall I've ever seen xD
@@DutchDaddy”ok boomer” - said the NPC with no original thoughts
2:42 - Seems like Top Golf goofs are the new slipping on the stairs fail
oh don’t worry, there’s plenty more videos of people slipping down the stairs 😂😂
I genuinely felt bad for that fella that slipped down those stairs. Poor guy's cries...
4:38 at first i thought there was a tornado forming at the side of the road.😅
It's insane how the cross legs of the desk fan perfectly miss the lady at 04:01!
Thank God.
Dan that bear shredding the fence was glorious
After watching these fails, I'm convinced that I could star in a 'best fails of my life' video
I'm guessing the lesson at 2:52 is "Don't fill the bag up to the point that it's too heavy to either carry, or for the bag to even support the contents in the first place.
yeah, but I think this guy was just a lazy ass, he dragged the bag, it ripped open 🤪
Or stop buying the cheap trash bags.
@@davidhunt240 Yeah, lazy and stupid, didnt look very heavy at all.
@@SeminoleRail But all the bags you can buy are cheap trash. I put the bag for the bin in an extra bag to transport and return with the second now empty bag.
4:03 that was way too close she could’ve been really hurt😮
5:38 now you knew the storm was coming. Why you didn’t tie that down?
Fan thing had my heart skip a beat .!!! Nice compilation :)
Hi friend, have a nice day
@@madyhani- Bot. Reported to TH-cam for spamming.
Same here, to be followed immediately by the guy hanging from the van door by his belt!
1:26 wasn't a fail. That was a great escape. Come on man!
What happened was, being a irrespectible pet owner locking a large breed dog up in a crate for so long.
Some would call it KARMA
No. Dog is just an imbecille.
If I knew that guy that got stuck on his van door, I'd totally run outside to get lots of pictures/video, then help him! 🤣
You gotta do a cellphone fails compilation. So many dashcams out there
"What happened?" - What happened?! Seriously? That's whats happening leaving your poor dog alone for too long that it even had to pee in front of the safety gates. Dogs usualy don't urinate in their habitation. They only do it if they are left with no choise.
Mum with the egg should be reported to social services
3:40 R2D2??
Oh my..
6:58 - Clearly that cat wrote the 'Don't bother' poem before failing on that clothes horse! 😂
2:07 what was she doing💀
...trying to do too many things at once, she's got no balance and being overweight doesn't help - the guy with her has a BF Goodrich t-shirt on, maybe he should have had balancing duties 🤣
1:07 Good thing they blurred out that Burger King sign so nobody could tell it was Burger King in that video showing the Burger King burning down.
Hahaha!
7:11 cat plinko
The cracking the eggs kid is funny, she ain't even cry bro. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
1:13 that's exactly why you don't use your phone while driving...
yep
1:12 Who put that darn house there!??? Her eyes for off the road for an eternity!!
0:19 that person became a cartoon for a split second 😂
1:10 how to take a bad situation and make people happy
4:07 I had to clean my monitor after watching that.
how they survived for so long😂
The girl at 1:12 took her eyes off the road for seven full seconds.
I've seen 6 seconds 7 seconds and 8 seconds in the comments. I'm gonna sat it was 4
I will probably never understand why people have such huge dogs inside their apartments… and telling that they are part of the family is not a valid reason
3:09 - When you know you got the wrong tow vehicle.
The first guy on the bike was like.. "I'm fine BTW" 😅😅😅
5:00 well raised kid, took it like a champ and that "c'mon mom" face lmao
Gross
Hi friend, have a nice day
@@madyhani you too :)
The dumbbell who hit himself with the dumbbell..lol!! You even heard that
1:09 the epitome of Gen Z
zero clue to ANYTHING going on around them
Dude cracked his melon with the dumbbell.
6:20 I adore how she speaks to the bear as if it knows language...and here I thought I was an idiot in Fails of the week.
04:53 HEY.. That lady stop! give me back my stuff....😂😂
5:01, I hope that was the little girl's sister and not mom😂
I couldn't stop laughing at these fails! That last one had me rolling on the floor. 😂
3:40 R2D2 scream 😂
The last video...
"What happened?"
" I are save you from a cricket!"
3:41 that woman is making an R2 impression
5:41 man's best friend right there
It is called boredom not failing.
I'm not too fond of the egg challenge thing.
4:00 It′s raining fan! Hallelujah
It′s raining fan! A fan
I'm gonna go out to run and let myself get
Absolutely soaking wet
It′s raining fan! Hallelujah
It's raining fan! Every special fan
Tall, brunett, dark dress on street
Is the target and strong and meeeeeean....
On the first video I laughed out loud. The guy run towards the motorcycle not caring about his friend lying in a heap on the ground. As a biker I know this is a priority quandary. LOL
Why would you "care" about someone who fell all of 2 feet wearing safety gear when there is an out of control vehicle?
@@zacklewis342 Just one word .... humanity !
That poor bastard in the beginning that slipped and fell down the stairs with his cup of tea, was that crying I heard?? Pitiful...
That's what you freaking get for using your phone while driving. It's not hard to just stop for a second and then use it.
Starters, this is why we don't let friends drive...............our bikes. Dumbest deal ever!
Now you know why doctors and lawyers are rich.
1:10 how the hell did she not see that 😭
She was starring on her mobile, probably looking where the next Burger King is so she can order ten more Double Whoppers
Hi friend, have a nice day
That man’s soul left his body after the trash bag ripped open 🤣🤣🤣🤣
0:19 That was a full blown Loony Tunes slip. 🤣
6:48 blurr out a beer can? WTF? Hahahaha!
I think it was a sex toy.
0:28- breaker bar, not rachet.
Insert handle all the way in to pipe.