Cut For Time: Prosecution - SNL
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- No pair of prosecutors strikes more fear into the heart of defense attorneys than pageant queens-turned-attorneys Miss Kalynn-Kay Lind (Cecily Strong) and Miss Shelby Rose Lafawn (Charlize Theron).
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Cecily Strong is a gift to humanity.
She's my fav. Theron is always great too
In every single way! She's hot, intelligent and talented.
I agree.
Agreed.
She is
"And we will be seeking, such as, THE DEATH PENALTY" LOL! I love that part!
chouter21 “I know but..they want more”
"Thank you" 👁👄👁
Thank You... SUCH AS... your honor
THE JUDGE
"Such as" a go to phrase for writing assignments that needs to suffice a page/word requirement 🤣
It takes good acting to act badly and they absolutely nailed it.
B movies:
allow us to introduce ourselves
@@VengefulPolititron i think he means act badly on **purpose**
"I know, but they want more". LMAO
💀
Exactly what I say, whenever I am able to feast my eyes on those two ladies.
I don't know why I get a kick of of watching good actors do bad acting...but I DO.
Theomite p
Cause it normalizes them lol
You should see Meryl Streep in Florence Foster Jenkins. Even she had to learn to do bad singing.
@Josue Cabrera I'm not sure what this comment is in response to, but the OP was about liking watching good actors acting bad on purpose (like they were doing in this sketch or, to give another example, Garth Marenghi's Darkplace). He wasn't criticizing the sketch or the actors.
Me too.
Kudos to the extras in the courtroom who watched all this with straight faces. True professionals 👌
Absolutely! Great job🎉
I love that actress, such as Charlize Theron.
thank you, such as weenermeat
OMG I'm crying 😂
hahaha can't recall which pageant contestant used 'such as' hahaha...
weenermeat lmao
Paris Nurashikin Mohamad Supian I don't remember her name, but it was a blonde girl who had to answer the question about education in the US. She kept repeating such as for so many times. It was hilarious and ridiculous
Cecily's "HELLO, YOUR HONOR!" cracks me up every. Single. Time. 😂😂😂
😎😊
who took this video of the girls from my high school theatre class giving a presentation
c'mon yo battle play your cards right (your profile picture got the theme song in my head this is your fault).
Let's be honest. That's you.
It is my personally belief that actress such as Cecily Strong should win an Emmy she is such as very talented...thank you!!
Kenan smiling the whole time is amazing.
You mean crap-mazing. You can put up there the robot and it would be funnier.
kylesteinhauser it does suck
kylesteinhauser Smiling all the time? lol! Yeah, that's some talent.
He does that every single skit- just breaks every time. What’s so amazing🤷♂️
Only smiles when the gorgeous women are talking.
“We believe that balloons of heroin, such as, in the bottom will be able to be seen at this time. THANK YOU!”
''Alleged bottom'', mister Newturkey!
Peter, the evidence you present is damning!
why didn't this make it to air? their yelling was the best thing ever.
+Nova West got it! thanks :)
+Nova West got it! thanks :)
it was cut for time. it’s in the title.
This was a great skit so yeah it's sad it was cut
@@ElTurbinado It was allegedly cut for time. I've found that quite a few biting skits have been "cut for time."
"This is not a death penalty case"
"But they want more... so let's just see how it goes."
🤣🤣🤣
That line made the skit for me
I loved the parody of that dumb answer from the Miss America contest 😂😂😂😂
Such as
Actually it was Teen USA not Miss America. Completely different pageant and system. Youre welcome.
+Riki Hunter - miss south carolina, it's burned into my brain, "because some people out there in our nation don't have maps, and i believe our education, such as in south africa, and a... the iraq, everywhere like such as..."
I understand that - but she was a Miss Teen USA contestant (pageant system owned by Donald Trump) not a Miss America contestant.
That's a nice response - I'm just standing up for my pageant family! And world peace.
I can't tell if they're computers passing the Turing test or humans failing it
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
*big brain*
Haha, you nailed it
cant be the peak of fine and be smart too i guess
I'm a pageant girl. This is so accurate for some girls.
Such as?
I KNOW, but they want MORE
all
Cecily Strong's vocal performance here puts an Oscar-winning actress to shame.
Cecily had the best voice control of any person I've ever heard. She's pretty easy on the eyes as well.
This skit didn't go anywhere but it was so silly I laughed. And the music was great LOL
Thank you such as the comment of yours!
I think this is the tune
th-cam.com/video/ShMnrfWRTFo/w-d-xo.html
@@dipd2009 thank you!
Jason Derulo-She Flys Me Away is the music
@@dipd2009 ahahahahah it is John Williams - Cantina Band from Star Wars th-cam.com/video/nSRwzP23ifI/w-d-xo.html
“I’m about to make a motion in your face, and it’s me doing this” *wiggles finger * 😂😂😂😂
A la, Judge Judy. 😂
I would listen to Cecily Strong read out of the dictionary...that's how funny she is.
I would too. But I’d rather she do it screaming as a beauty queen answering questions
One of the finest and funniest to grace SNL stage.
Everything she does, she gives 110%.... everything....
She is underrated!
@@zenithquasar9623 This is so true. She's not an obvious HOFer like Kate McK or Kristen Wiig, so it's taken me years to really catch on to her. But her Jeanine Pirro skits are just devastating.
SNL acting chops really shine through. They're thrown into the lion's den with some of the best Oscar recipients, yet never fail to shine through
Keenan is always such a biased judge. how the hell does he still have his job?
I know, right? 🤣 His reactions throughout the video though!!
He has a really nice smile tho :)
@Hana Foudah whoosh!
I like that biased judge Such as Keanan Thompson
@@MarioLotfeCano woooosh is with four Os
When she starts playing the trumpet I died! 😂😂😊
There really was a Beauty Pageant contestant in the 80s who played a Star Wars medley on the trumpet while tap dancing
I'm still dying an hoour later!!!
I died of cringe
I liked it, such as, this skit.
4:14 was the cutest thing I’ve ever seen this man do on SNL 😂😂😂😂😂
He's so cute lol
I saw a clip a few days ago of him breaking in a sketch about a retirement party where the IT department has a new wave band
It's one of the cutest things I've ever seen
...the JUDGE
best part lmao
hahahaha... and see how he reacted... hahahah... wiggle wiggle... hahha
He likes the action in his boring job
I love that one woman's laugh at 0:33 after "alleged butt"
Kenan saves so many sketches he's hilarious
That shoulder shake near 4:15 so funny
Louisc that is probably why he is in the most SNL sketches ever
True but this skit was great and needed no saving.
:) Yes, like the sketch where he's a high school student who falls out of his wheel chair. That sketch depended ENTIRELY on the tone of levity trojan horsed in by his light, playful, silly approach to his performance.
I like how she says "US americans", such as, the correct way.
Best way to say people from usa
@@lovelyfrancesquita6603 what I meant was Europeans have many differences to Americans, for example. BUT, USA is NOT america, but they ARE americans. Just like Mexicans, Chileans, Cubans, and many more are.
I know... but they want more
“It is my belief _that it is our pleasure_ such as, to introduce the guilty man.”
Charlize Theron can't look stupid even when she tries
@@cornjobb I think the whole joke of her character was that nobody could tell because of her accent and the way she carried herself.
..cats r we!!
She is gorgeous but have you seen her role in Arrested Development? She does a great job of acting like a stupid, immature person there. I highly suggest watching it if you have not already OP.
@@DReynolds_OG how about her accent??
What accent?
“I know but they want more...so we’ll just have to see how it goes”.....killed me
everytime I watch this and hear Cecily say "The Judge!" I crack up! 😂
Its time to give Cecily Strong credit, she is one of the best ever.
Cicely Strong just nailed this sketch.
Cecily was just killing it 😂😂
These lawyers really are very charming & poised!
Such as, I know right?
Regal attorneys of this America & U.S. Americans! Thank you! Your honor! luvit haha
*The music tho!!!* 😂😂😂
I love how they walk in the courtroom, with music, & introduce themselves.
Absolutely did not expect the Cantina Band Theme
Nobody expects the Cantina Band Theme!
I live in stl missouri and can confirm we talk like this.
+Vandaleese : All you "St. Louisians" ("St. Louisites"?) over there may talk like that, but I've lived all my 50 years near KC and in N. Central MO, where I currently reside, and I've NEVER heard anyone talk like that and KC has some real certifiable dumbsh_ts! So, that does not reflect well on you all on the Eastern side! :) (haha! jk!- I couldn't help but mess with a fellow Missourian!)
Hunny Beez
well played!
hahaha me too it's true
+Vandaleese ayyy me too
You all talk like pageant contestants?
Cecily is a gold medal word salad spitter. no wonder her 'girl at a party you wish you hadnt started a conversation with' is so good
It was hard to continue watching every time they said certain things, SUCH AS "such as"
Luma that was the point of the skit though haha pageant queens are known for doing that
They're alluding to Miss Teen South Carolina - look it up. It's hilarious such as.
Luma th-cam.com/video/lj3iNxZ8Dww/w-d-xo.html
That's the whole joke
Pageant queens are notoriously dumb and try to fill out their speech with useless words so they don't have to talk as much.
No punchlines. Just non-stop in congruity. Loved it.
US Americans.. such as...
don't have maps
Yup
Cecily is so funny to me!!! "Thank you!" 😂😂
I'm bout to make a motion in ur face! and its me doing this...Lmao how did this not make it into the show?!
Because that was pretty much the only funny line )
Ashley Lynn f I read this right when he said that lol
This is one of the hilariousest sketches SNL ever made and Cecily is STRONG!
So no one is gonna comment about the fact that they played The Imperial March and the cantina song from Star Wars?
Oh my gosh. You should win the internet for this and you only have 10 votes. 11.
Ahh so that is it !
Ikr i LOVE the idea that that would be the talent of a pageant queen lol
I am so glad this comment is receiving the recognition it deserves.
@@rachelrachel9152 it IS. It's a direct parody of something that happened. Search TH-cam for Star Wars Trumpet Stacy Hedger
They're making fun of South Carolina miss teen USA. Such as
I watched that video. Cute, nice looking girl, but as nervous as she was confused..
Charlize nailed the Michigan accent!!!! Most people go too Minnesota or Wisconsin with it lol
Elizabeth Culver Edwards I'm from michigan and I didn't even realize the rest of the US thinks we have a distinct accent
Bored and
Bored and Sad since when does Michigan make magic supplies. Im a Michigander, and I’ve never heard of that. We make great wine, have the best cherries. And ect. But never have I heard of magic supplies.
Colon MI is hugely known for magic...
but other than that I didn’t pick up on the accent since I’m a Michigander!!! ✋🏽❤️
Did she? I'm a Michigander who's moved, and everyone points out my accent. Her a's aren't correct. But I don't think either of then were doing an accent, since Cecily didn't sound like she was from Missouri.
Take a shot every time they say “such as” I’mmmmm allreaaaddy druunk as heeeeell 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌🍷🍷🥂🥂🥂🥂🍻🍻🍻🍺🍺🍺🍸🍸🍸🍸🥃🥃🥃🍹🍹🍹🍾🍾🍾🍾
The extra guy sitting behind the defendant is a babe
itsnickhoffman who?
He reminds me of Frankenstein.
So true lol
John Don it's Matt Dillon. Just pause at 4:41. The behind.
Anmon you're right he's cute
I love Charlize in this skit , she's adorable.
FINALLY; a portrayal that does our badly broken and dysfunctional judicial system justice!
The Skin Doctor recommended this.
That music was spot on I love this so much
When your at 900 words but your essay is 1000 😂😂😂
This is so "Legally Blonde"!
Yes
+Jacob Kemezys Have you ever actually seen Legally Blonde?
+Jacob Kemezys Charlize Theron
not even close
+Jacob Kemezys Not at all. Elle Woods was actually intelligent.
From the great state of Michigan, but now residing in a state of, such as Florida, I enjoy SNL clips, such as this one. I believe that, if more court cases were, such as like this one, more people would want to go to jury duty.
Thank you. Thank you.
💚
Now that we have a reality star as the republican nominee for president this seems downright prophetic.
this better go down at his own trial
and now president
Wow its been a whole month without nuclear apocalypse.
Miss congeniality movie
Kim Kardashian is a lawyer now.
Bobby Moynihan's Brazilian runway strip soul patch is killing me!!🤪🤪🤪🤪😂😂🤣
Lmao Cecily
This is one of my favorite SNL skits ever.
"thank you, such as!" lol
Wait-- this was CUT FOR TIME?! This is one of the best sketches in the history of SNL!!
Why would they cut this? I’ve watched it so many times 😭
It is my belief that this sketch that is presented here before your eyes is what is to be one of best sketch that is ever made in the United States of this America. Thank you.
"thank you" "the judge"
Kenan Thompson has long passed all other SNL performers as the most prolific and talented player. He's just too perfect in every sketch from Day One.
Well to be fair he had more experience then most day one performers
After The Skin doctor. Please raise your hand.
I just lose it at "alleged butt" every time. 😂😂
LOL Cecily Strong is hilarious
I found myself humming the music in the shower a full day later.
The only real tragedy in the video is how she held that trumpet. Oh my....
as a trumpet player, it hurt my heart a little
+Paige W IKR
As a band member, (flute) I cringed when she held the trumpet wrong
Can you guys name the song she's playing?
Angel Ruiz Cantina band by John Williams from Star wars episode lV
This was probably my favorite SNL video of all time
I personally believe this made me laugh, such as, out loud.
I have personally laughed, as a US American, out loud at several comments and the Iraq, such as, and your comment has inspired me to the highest laugh to world peace, The Judge.
The music makes it all funny. So on point!
Reminds me of Romy and Michelle
To be on SNL would be a dream come true because just think about how much these people love their jobs and love coming to work each time. I'm so jealous!
I really wanted this to be longer 😭😂😭😂
I feel very attacked bc their speeches is exactly how I write my college papers
LOL, that was a great "such as" video!
I think I might be in love with Cecily Strong
wow can't believe that Marina Joyce made it to SNL
Lucinda Garcia OMG 😱 You wrong for that.
Lucinda Garcia I don't get it...
Who else came here after The Skin Doctor's recommendations?
But where is his comment?
This is exactly why I don't watch beauty pageants...they are so silly and senseless.
+Rakhil T. That's what makes it all the more hilarious!
Tamara Jacobs Yes, it's a good parody of the silliness of pageants.
+Rakhil T. ...and why I avoid getting involved in our badly broken legal system...for the same reason!
Fortunately, I'm literate and capable of critical analysis, which is a virtually disqualifies me for jury selection!
Rakhil T. I was in pageants and I hated it tbh. I almost went anorexic
Charlize Theron making South Africans proud 🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦
I had a lawyer barbie when I was a kid and I’m 99% sure she had this EXACT outfit and briefcase.
I just love SNL. Watched it since I was 5 yrs old. Also loved In Living Color, Mad tv, and the Simpsons.
You can tell they took debate club in middle school
When they went for the death penalty I lost it
40 years of SNL and they have the nerve to put Charlize in that shake and go wig
Arif Better than a permatease.......
"I know! But they want more" Cracked me up lol
Give Cecily Strong such as an Emmy already!!!!
Why this sketch was never made into a movie with at least two sequels is beyond me!
Love me some Michigan, what a beautiful Water Winter Wonderland.
Thank you... The judge!!!
I fell down laughing during this scene🤣🤣🤣🤣