Why is Donald Trump pretty and I am not? But why does he only have a wife but I have TWO HOT GIRLFRIENDS who I show off in my masterpiece YT videos? Do you know the answer, dear brendan
So i was at school the other day and we were not allowed to bring our phones with us.My teacher had to make sure that we didn't bring the phones and asked for the time my dumbass said half past ten and i wasn't even wearing a handwatch😔😔
Some people call their kids what they get called. My mum calls us( me and my siblings)mum in our home language . It could be the answer , but I dunno 🤷
pufferfish Dunno , I get called Grandfather and Grandmother by my Grandparents, Get called Mum , Dad , Sister , Brother , Aunt and Uncle , all by the people who are the roles they call me . It’s kinda like a term of endearment like “ Darling “ or “ Sweetheart”
who wants to give me kissEYYSS
Meeee
me
Me
yes pls
*mwahs*
When Fainted doesn't say: "whats up cuties"
Depression 100
Suicide 100
ghost 6969 *Deathpacito
self-esteem -100
I'm not liking it's the 666th like
please nobody like let's keep it at 666
Wait- when I saw the thumbnail, I thought it said, “Kidneys” instead of “Kisseys” and I just kinda accepted it.
😂i can't breathe
why am i surprised
You dare to leave without giving me kidneys-
GIVE ME THE DAMN KIDNEYS
Sameee
"my phone rang during the funeral!"
"so?"
"my ringtone is highway to hell..."
🤷♀️😂
😂
oh well 😂
That would be creepy asf tho 😭
*confused laughter?*
guess lm glin* to hell
*the “holy cow that's outta this world” chat brightened up my day*
ok
Since he wont say It I WILL.
"What's up cuties"
:)
Thanks cutie
Hi, fellow cutie! ;)
👑
thanks cutie
I love how people don’t even try and make the chats look real lmaooo
lmao us kpop stans we- we flirt another way-
Ik why would they have the images just there
@@danyoung9711 half of them are probably dads what do you expect
@@mrKing-oj1tk ur probably right
@@innerc1tycan- you- speak- please- ?-
bruh... he didn’t say “what’s up cuties daddy fainted here“ i’m crying :(
Here's an onion, cry summore, loser🤣🤣
If you need some random dude saying "hey cuties" to help you get through during the day, you're useless to society...
this comment was 8 months ago and most likely a joke dude
if anything, you’re the loser for not understanding it.
o👄o
@@medzanix8797 ur weird
When he added that clip of Mike wazoski falling over I died
6:55 Congrats to the people making these fake conversations and don't even know how messaging apps work.
Yep
Yep
Why the heck would they call their kid mom?
@@ElizabethCherryBlossom BAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAH
@- Нєι¢нσυυ - my brain just lost 10 braincells trying to read your comment ;-;
Money isn’t even made from paper…
When you realize that 99% of the chats are staged
It's mostly all staged but I still enjoy them as long as the people who staged them just tried to put a smile on somones face
I think that's the point of the series
it's funny you're taking it seriously
i wouldn't even care but when they mess up who texts who i get angry...
444 likes on this comment. mista isnt happy
4:53 bruh this dude is messaging the therapist not the other way around
Why is Donald Trump pretty and I am not? But why does he only have a wife but I have TWO HOT GIRLFRIENDS who I show off in my masterpiece YT videos? Do you know the answer, dear brendan
a lot of those "messaging" screenshots are like that: the reverse of what they should be
Same with 6:55, unless the mom named her child Mom
Space therapist out
@@AxxLAfriku wtf
When your favorite TH-camr forgets to say "What's up, cuties"
I suddenly don't feel loved anymore 😔
OOF
1:54
here I'll make you feel better
"What's up, cuties."
Hey baby
@@irin5941 😂😂😂
0:23 Damn, he tried his best tho
"Hello number neighbor"
"You just texted my dead wife's phone"
*_Let's play 8 Ball!_*
*8 BALL*
*8 BALL*
*8 BALL*
*9 BALL*
*10 BALL*
2:42 Nice Joe Swanson impression, daddy Fainted.
The Blue Fox daddy fainted 😌
We are his loyal children :>
Nose thumb eye head
This is the official petition for Fainted to start calling us Cuties again.
exist to sign
*Signs in really big and bold handwriting* There. That should be enough signatures
“My ringtone is highway to hell...”
Me: *wheeze* 💀🤚
*tea kettle*
@@mikotokayano009 *Yes*
👧
👗 this is lily, she’s 7 but she really wants to be 21...
But she has to wait because she can’t age up by people tapping on glass stupid
Love her or Hate her she speaking staright fax
yes but i still will
I remembered when everybody used this for likes-
Coming back in 14 years
Wow dude you deserve a like
He didn't say "what's up cuties, it's daddy fainted"
........I-
:((
6:57 Ah yes, contact named mom while being called mom B)
big brain
big brain
big brain
big brain
big brain
6:51 hmm... why would you name your child mom?
Ikr
When you hear a strange sound in the car so you remove the billie eillish CD:
Mekanik
ok
when he doesnt say “whats up cuties”
ok
Nobody:
Fainted when something funny happens: eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
"holy cow it is out of this world" and then the picture before lmao
🤮
So i was at school the other day and we were not allowed to bring our phones with us.My teacher had to make sure that we didn't bring the phones and asked for the time my dumbass said half past ten and i wasn't even wearing a handwatch😔😔
You were at *school the other day* isn't like everyone on lockdown wot?
@@wiktorianuzia9518 not where i live bruv
Wiktoria Nuzia dude, not everyone lives in the same country.
burger patty the whole world was basically on lockdown 🗿
6:53 Saving the contact of his kid as "mom" is called a pro gamer move
Kid being called mom and you call the mom a guy 😐
0:41 Please tell me the name of this audio....PLEASE!
omae wa mou shinderou nani
Translation:
What?!
YOU ARE ALREADY DEAD.
JRINNNNNNGGGGGGG
The song is "voltaic reaction" by kevin macleod
Mike: falls
Speaker: Yellow tape around his body
ok
@@greenbean7478 ok
@@captainsmith5851 ok
@@greenbean7478 ok
@@captainsmith5851 ok
“Dude you just texted my dead wife’s phone” *Phone*:LETS PLAY 8 BALL!
"Well I got you a toothbrush in the same color" haha, prenk
1:50 I started vibing on that. Author, what’s this version on coffin dance song?
This was 1 year ago and you probably found it already, but I think it's the oof version
when he said “ epic pp” i started laughing 😂
Newton’s Second Law: E = mc^2 carry the 1, find the compound interest of 20, and there ya have it!
Thank me later 👌🏾
👌🏾
When I saw that thumbnail, I fell in love bro also anyone know where to find that pick in the thumb nail? I need that in my life bro
7:10 it says “Mom”
But then the person said, “hey mom”
So it should’ve said “son” or “daughter” 🙃🙃🙃
Some people call their kids what they get called. My mum calls us( me and my siblings)mum in our home language . It could be the answer , but I dunno 🤷
@@catastrophicmid-lifecrisis451 why
pufferfish Dunno , I get called Grandfather and Grandmother by my Grandparents, Get called Mum , Dad , Sister , Brother , Aunt and Uncle , all by the people who are the roles they call me . It’s kinda like a term of endearment like “ Darling “ or “ Sweetheart”
@@catastrophicmid-lifecrisis451 weird
I'm judging u
@@VillainApologist_ yeah me too
tbh the "holy cow thats outta this world" was actually funny
2:35 HAD ME DEAD, AND STILL DOES🤣🤣🤣
Que comment about how this is the earliest I've been.
4:29 why does "you ok?" sound like "you're gay?"
OMG IKRR
hey guys! if someone ever does the "where does paper come from?" just respond with "Ok but where do you think ink comes from..?"
Are you building a solar system 🤣🤣🤣🤣
That "BRUH" was perfect!
ok
Dollars are actually made of cotton that doesnt come from trees
Lemme type something, “Nose”
“Heart”
Help m-
Lungs I can’t bre-
Intestines I cant ea-
Throat
👃❤
7:01 uH how does this chat work
I just got a mortal Kombat 11 ad, about friendship.
5:57
the way he said pp was like toddlers just learning the word
lots of these are clearly fake texts.
for example, at 6:57, the contact says "mom" but the mom in the scenario is the one on the receiving end...
it’s a joke dumb as
MxlkyWay how are us saying that this person is a dumbass when you can’t even spell
Nino The amaze cause they don’t wanna say dumbass probably
This hurts my brain
@@lizzynicoll724 low effort jokes aren't funny
woah im early
again
3rd time today
me looking for who tf asked: 🤨🧐
@@crook7493 Oh come on
seriously-
i thought it said kidneys not kisseys
Oh 😥
when he said the she wont touch my playsation again, he sounded like joe seanseson
1:56.. JOSH IS SLAMMING THE TABLE *AGRESSIVELY SOBS*
my pp hurts :((
@Kendrick La7mar mine was red for some reason
The maria a b c one lmaooo
He didn't say hey cuties,no kiseyyyys for him.
The thumbnail- *me dying of laughter*
Lol the frist one i cant 🤣🤣🤣
0:00 I read that as: You dare leave without giving me *KIDNEYS*
“My ringtone is highway to hell....”
OH NO,OH NO,OH NO NO NO NO NO NO
Like, this guy just goes around.. collecting people's chats😂😂 you're awesome 💯❤️
2:35
Don't mind me I just have to keep replaying this because it's the funniest thing I've seen in awhile
0:04 Those sound effects had me dead🤣🤣✨
15:14 I did that in kindergarten. It haunts me to this day
0:19 ah yes, the way to fix any problem *_8 Ball_*
These r super funny I can’t stop watching them lmaoo
I love how all the dads have a Cronk voice
that maid ghost tho 😅
I watched that movie so much that I KNEW what that thing was from...(I'm talking about the picture on the thumbnail)
4:14
**flashbacks to the skit Kurtis Conner made of this**
I did something similar to “spaghetti carbanana” but instead “Porsche borscht” lol
We're all going to hell after laughing at that highway to hell one...
"Spaghetti Carbanana"
*Dies of laughter*
COFFIN DANCE HAD ME VIBIN
0:40 LOL JUST LOL 😂 CNAT STOP LAUGHING
Imagine looking forward to humus😂😂
3:29 man, aint gonna lie dis dude probably yell at you for trying to touch his cards
The first one is so me😂
When he said it’s a me with a Mario picture I was died laughing
0:10 I remember the Barbie film wich this blue creature came from and never thought I would be reminded of that so many years later 😂
Bro I couldn't stop laughing lol
Get this man to 1 MILLION!
I always laughed during watch this videos
I feel like fainted saying "whats up cuties" is gonna cure depression lolololololol
8:27 This is the type of mom that doesn't tell you to pause an online game.
“My ringtone is Highway to Hell...”
Ouch
The first one on 0,25 x sounds like some demonic ritual
Are you building a solar system LMFAO
THIS IS THE THIRD TIME HE DIDN'T SAY WHATS UP CUTIES
I'm unsubbing
we should cancel him 😡😢😢
Professor Otis no this is unforgivable behavior 😓
@Professor Otis we're very lonely
Maybe he doesn't love us anymore 😟
7:52 anyone talking about his notifications that he hasn’t read LMFAO
7:29 thats the best pickup line ive ever seen.
'i dont need to tell, kelly is reading this over my shoulder' CoFfIn DaNcE InTeNSiFiEs
ok
I love the first one- Bibble.
I love the realisation at 0:50
6:32 lmfao so hard bro I CANT STOP HELPPPPPPPP
1:49 _i a m d i e i n g_ 😂😂😂
I proceeded to actually laugh out loud. lol
0:35
Dude I can't 🤣🤣😭😭😂😂
Bruh the pic tho of the thumbnail LOL ,😂😂😂😂