“How could you reject someone with a verified tick” *I am sorry but I must inform everyone you can be rejected even with a verification tick I sadly am the proof*
Things that make me feel like I could have a self esteem: Fainted calling me a cutie, the click calling me dandy-finalicious and jacksepticeye calling me a snack 💙 love them all
you can obviously hear fainted dump truck clapping in the background each time he laughs if you listen closely there for proving that fainted is indeed a cutie
Imagine not commenting: ""“Minecraft" "ASMR" "pewdiepie" "music" "Fortnite" "markiplier" “TH-cam is a perfectly balanced game with no exploits.” "Runescape" "World of Warcraft" "Shadowlands" "Dream" "MrBeast" "Warzone" "FaZe Clan" "100 Thieves" "Call of Duty" "Pokemon" "Pokemon cards" "card unboxing" "Charizard" "they don't want you to know" "Flat earth" "round earth" "triangle earth" "the earth is not earth" "what even is earth if not earth omg government is lying to you" "Minecraft" "ASMR" "pewdiepie" "music" "Fortnite" "markiplier" “TH-cam is a perfectly balanced game with no exploits.” "Runescape" "World of Warcraft"
“How could you reject someone with a verified tick” *I am sorry but I must inform everyone you can be rejected even with a verification tick I sadly am the proof*
dam
oh ok
As a unknown person, I can also sadly confirm that no girls likes us since we are unknown :(
hello verified guy ive never met in my life
Who are you?
“you have been unmatched” the disrespect lmao
FR LMAO
Ikr lmaooo
yeah lmaoo
D I S R E S P E C C
@@namento45_yt disrespecc?
Two uploads back to back=two days in a row of him calling us cute
rebel fleet trooper
@@cabtaxi yes
Lol my comment thi
*certified noob*
Day 22 of calling Fainted a cutie. Fainted you’re a cutie.
dew
@@MtnDew4828 dew da dew
im only on day 2
rebel fleet trooper
@@cabtaxi rebel fleet trooper
A WOODEN SHOVEL? *intense sweating* t-this can’t b-be! He has t-too much p-power!
HE HAS GONE ULTRA INSTINCT
@@snasdance9092 HES GOING OVER 9000! SOMEONE STOP THE MADMAN!
*NANI?!*
*KONO POWA*
I have dirt😎
"these are two separate measurements😏" *you have been unmatched* killed me XD
2:38 Jotaro and Holly in a nutshell
Wasn't expecting to see a jojo reference down here, but glad I did
is that a j-
LMAO
Wasn't expecting a Jojo reference but I aint complaining.
*clicks menacingly*
*IS THAT A JOJO REFERENCE???*
Things that make me feel like I could have a self esteem: Fainted calling me a cutie, the click calling me dandy-finalicious and jacksepticeye calling me a snack 💙 love them all
7:50
He could've used "So a façade YOU made up is better than the real you"
I don’t watch anything Star Wars retaliated, but the “Storm trooper is a skin in Fortnite” pic made me start shaking with anger-
Do not gay
@@VeryTastySoup87 ???
@@pixelized_cloudz7802 you shouldn't gag
@@pixelized_cloudz7802 gay*
@@VeryTastySoup87
1) I didn’t gag
2) I didn’t “gay”
3) What the hell are you talking about?
pov: you're a cutie.
I've always wanted to be an orange.
Thank 😊
No u
no u
Aww thanks😊 You're not that ugly
my day is always made when fainted says 'hey cuties'
mtn dew
@@MtnDew4828 Mtn Dew
@@MtnDew4828 mtn dew
@@MtnDew4828 mtn dew
@@MtnDew4828 mtn dew
i’m literally obsessed with fainted pls it’s all i watch nowadays
who’s femail
The discord egirl
Idk
idk man
plz reply
u everywhere
Day 10 of asking fainted to say "I'm facob Jacob" double digits boys let's go!
Shouldn’t you be saying that to fake jake?
@@way2solo that’s the joke
Pause.
@@way2solo R/Wooooooosh
@@chris12321 ohh okay
"I wasn't really in the mood for whale watching anyways." LMAO
love your pfp miss pocoyo so much
Oof fat shaming I do not like that
Fainted comment section is:
60% something about how fainted says cuties
30% day () of asking fainted to ...
10% random other stuff
random other stuff
*random other stuff*
What is a microwave
Your right
at this point i can't differentiate when he's using sarcasm and when he's not
Day 22 of asking fainted to shoot his shot with vee so he can have his own e-girl
dew
@@MtnDew4828 Mtn Dew
rebel fleet trooper
@@MtnDew4828 Mtn Dew
@@MtnDew4828 Mtn Dew
HONEY WAKE UP, FAINTED UPLOADED
oka
rebel fleet trooper
"What's up cuties.." uh uh *plays the uno reverse card*
day 2 of telling fainted hes a cutie.
Cool umm hi
@@ivanhawkins704 hi
@@hebirattler hi
@@oasiskj hi
𝗸 𝗮 𝘁 𝘁.
4:01 As soon as he started instructing how to block someone, I knew where this joke was going. Thank you Internet! you make me LOL!! 😂
/s
These vids don't get old
you can obviously hear fainted dump truck clapping in the background each time he laughs if you listen closely there for proving that fainted is indeed a cutie
Pretty surprised the wife made that standwich in a minuite
4:55 for no reason this part made me fall to the floor in laughter
YAY ANOTHER CHAT!!
FINALLY!
m o n k e
@@ezsqueezy_ i agree
I got the notification while watching your videos.
I dont have a problem you do!
Cats: meow
Dogs: woof
9-year-olds: *FIRST FIRST*
Happy birthday to all those birthday people out there 🥳
rebel fleet trooper
@@cabtaxi rebel fleet trooper
@@cabtaxi rebel fleet trooper
rebel fleet trooper
@@cabtaxi rebel fleet trooper
7:13 love how it's 4:20PM
On june 9th aka 6/9
OMG LIGMAMA, JOE BALLS PART LITERALLY KILLED ME. IM STIL LAUGHING LOLL 🤣
Wooden pickaxe, now a wooden shovel, after the tools it might be leather armour.
You saying whats up cuties is my daily dose of serotonin
I faint every time when fainted uploads thts why I'm late
I just watched the whole chats series without a break :D
HAHSGTSYSHAHHWHS “you have been unmatched”
When fainted realizes HES the cutie🖤
Simp your a simp
6:29 and that's how peter parker's uncle was killed a doge with a wooden bat
Damn I really need that shovel *:clicks like button:*
“ligmama, joe balls” IM DEAD 🤚🏾💀🤣
Fainted, you’re the real cutie. Its the law.
amogus
amogus
amogus
@@leonstldal6225 AMOGUS
I was laughing so hard when he said ligmama 😹😹😹😹
AHAHAH THIS CURED MY ANXIETY XD
10:07 Arsenal and Tottenham fans love that statement.
The Fitbit one got me!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
3:39 “I’m on the toilet please advise”
Me: *send me your poo* 😂😂😂😂😂😂
"Are you mail or femail?"
"No, I'm Gmail"
"You mean gay?"
*yesn’t*
@@хХКТТУХх wow hey lol
My Clock: 4:54
Me: ight time to watch fainted
Fainted:"hey cuties"
Me:💕💕🤭
Mtn Dew
rebel fleet trooper
ChocoHouse
ava
Nash Friya
Hearing “What’s up cuties” is the highlight of my week
This is my fav series
5:53 killed me XD
Yes. Fainted has posted.
the pickup line is real smooth 😭
As a Star Wars fan, I can confirm….
*ANGRY*
Day one of asking fainted; “what’s the most cursed user you have seen in your comment section?”
2:04
Homework - Hours Of My Energy Wasted On Random Knowledge
That fortnite stormtrooper guy is the reason human extinction is the solution to all problems.
The earliest I've been in fainted
i dont care if these are fake or not, theyre too funny
1:58 What if school takes only 2 hours for me?
2:13 I identify as outlook.
4:07
*you dare to use my own spell against me, potter?*
i actually got the minecraft wooden shovel omg tysm
I love your videos
17th day of asking fainted to do the anime girl voice for a whole vid
the standwich got me
THE SERIES HAS RETURNED
couldnt stop laughing at the thumbnail
6:34 the backround looks like my living room xd
OMG I HAVEN'T WATCHED FAINTED IN MONTHS I MISSED HIS VIDEOS SO MUCH WOEHDMAK
- insert fainted saying that we are cuties joke -
"Rip Elon" lmao
'hey cuties its fainted' the only thing keeping me sane rn
Fainted, the cutie overlord
Imagine not commenting: ""“Minecraft" "ASMR" "pewdiepie" "music" "Fortnite" "markiplier" “TH-cam is a perfectly balanced game with no exploits.” "Runescape" "World of Warcraft" "Shadowlands" "Dream" "MrBeast" "Warzone" "FaZe Clan" "100 Thieves" "Call of Duty" "Pokemon" "Pokemon cards" "card unboxing" "Charizard" "they don't want you to know" "Flat earth" "round earth" "triangle earth" "the earth is not earth" "what even is earth if not earth omg government is lying to you" "Minecraft" "ASMR" "pewdiepie" "music" "Fortnite" "markiplier" “TH-cam is a perfectly balanced game with no exploits.” "Runescape" "World of Warcraft"
no
i could never
rule34 tags be like
@@r4yv1 FAX ONG
Me: *subs* *cough* *cough* wheres my shovel eh
Day 6 of asking Fainted for a Waifu
I need that Minecraft shuffle
Already from the thumbnail I sighed.... But LOUD...
7:05
“I fear no man...but that *thing* ..it *scares* me”
When he said destruction he sounded like the original guy hormone monster from bigmouth
The last one tho lmao
THUMBNAIL THOOOOOOOOOO
HELP IM LAUGHING SOOO HARDTDDD
those slices must be stale af
The 2 measurements guy is 3 inches tall? WOW
That Dora one 😂😂😂
These messages- 😭✋
7:26 420 HAHAHHAA- why am I like this-
1:10 I wouldn't even be mad just impressed
His voice=❤️❤️❤️
Yes my fav series
People are savage sometimes.
Lmao, rip Elon
I can confirm I got a wooden shovel and it’s very pog
3:33 answer
HOW DID I GET THAT?!!!😂
*Ahem, wheres my shovel*
that storm trooper one made me lose faith on humanity