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- Dm'd 100 terrible football pick-up lines to people on Tinder and it's absolutely glorious
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Chris has definitely made this video to remind himself that he isn’t actually pro
He cries about it every day tbh
He doesn't need that mate , he can just watch one of his episodes of "The ultimate team" and look at the time he took to get the challenges done
don't miss portugal vs france tonight #footballchannel93
Chris is just tryna flex
@@donotpressonmyprofilpic5166 this guy is a bot
“Want to crash at my place tonight” is the most subtle line but best of the video 😂
I wish I understood it.
@@nonamenorman9410 Basically Marcos Alonso killed someone In a crash,
@@sly7190 really?
@@Senne_Claes Madrid police have confirmed that the Bolton Wanderers defender Marcos Alonso was involved in a car accident in which a woman died. The 20-year-old crashed a BMW into a stone wall- Wikipedia.
Why did i think that was Fernando Alonso@@sly7190
Chris and Ollies bounce of each other humour nothing beats it
Same Icon
“Do chelsea kick off in 10’’
‘’Because Willy is warming up’’
Unreal
That’s great
They could say it about wolves as well because of there defender willy boly
Arsenal fans: we deserve respect
*Also arsenal fans*
“I’m an Arsenal fan but an even bigger fan of your arse”
This comment is gold
Wanna Play A Game?
Doñt look at my name
I’ve liked this comment even though I’m an Arsenal fan.
Lol I’m an arsenal fan
@@donotpressonmyprofilpic5166 ok I haven't look at your name has the game ended? 😂
"I Dm'd 100 women"
Meanwhile the majority are men.
majority
Majority
majority
Probably all 😆
Gay af
Shouldve done the David Neres: *I am Chris Dixon. Come to me.*
Chris’ girlfriend: he’s uncomfortable good at this...
*uncomfortbly
*uncomfortably
Chris’s*
@@senseivfx8806 *uncomfortably
True
Shannon isn’t going to be happy after this
Can’t believe there was nothing like the infamous “I am David neres. Come to me”
The fact that he does this is hilarious. Got to love good ole’ Chris
Not really old Chris 😂😂 rip fifa content
@@Nix42069 lol
You're telling me that chris didn't make a slip pun for the lad named gerrard?
Or a lovely cushion header pun 🤣
Must have slipped his mind
are you gerrard because you slipped into my demba ba-arse
@@tomcottis238 literaly the best thing i havee ever heard
chris, you said “dming 100 girls” but all you did was dm W2S’s sister
@@donotpressonmyprofilpic5166 I'm not going to I'm not going to im going to
@@donotpressonmyprofilpic5166 ok i won't press it
don't miss portugal vs france tonight #footballchannel93
Ok I won't watch the video
Did he acctually? If so give a timestamp
Ollie’s humour is so underrated
Since when did Chris become WillNE
Haha that’s great!🤣😂
Haha
He hasn’t become a pale twat yet what you on ab
Things I’m getting accustomed to:
-Liverpool players getting injured
-Chris Md making a banger video
😭😭😭😭
Lol
Getting the all clear from Shannon.
Shannon: F*ck no
Definitely should’ve messaged Gerard: “you’re not a looker, but i’m not Pique”
How could you match with a ‘Raheem’ and not make a sterling joke
"I would dive for you"
‘Am I Bayern Leverkusen and you spurs?’
Cause I’d love to transfer you a son’
Brilliant 🤣🤣🤣
His pronunciation of Aoife is about as horrific as Ireland's attacking threat under Stephen Kenny 😂
This is the best comment i have ever seen
@@cannobeanz173 🙌
Ooh he's had a shocking start here, it can't get much worse from here on
Wanted to DM 100 women, only to find out he's more popular with the boys.
Ollie’s just an amazing guy. He’s humorous and just funny
Chris's "I've got a deal with Nike, but I'd still love to associate myself with your Adidass" actually slaps 😂👌
tinder : what would you like tod-
Chrismd: "professional footballer, 24, 1 kilometre today
Can’t believe the way he pronounced Aoife, Irish viewers crying into their corn flakes
same
Yep
The fact he said Aoife like ' oi-fuh'and not "ee-fah"
The disrespect to Irish names 😂
@@oisinirvin2310 who tf cares about Irish names
Caoimhe would blow his mind then 😂
Caoimhe is pronounced kiva right?
@@ll00ll38 qwee-va
Gotta say I’m really loving chris’ videos now that he’s making them for older audiences
6:07 might be the worst attempt at Aoife I’ve ever heard 😂😂 it’s “E-fa”
Omg same
ikr hahahhah noticed that too
That's like saying my name is Jake but its pronounced Slag-a-thor.
It makes no sense and it's not even close.
@@myopiniondoesntmatter7068 well, no because Jake is an English name. Aoife is not. It makes sense in the Irish language.
1:33 Ollie is a freaking savage I love it
I never knew “Aoife” could be butchered enough that it could rhyme with Cruyff. 6:08
only the irish realise how bad that was
@@CDTekkers true I love watching people pronounce our names 😂
Those football pick up lines were actually really good😭
Ollie is genuinely one of the funniest guys on TH-cam
Chris MD for the next sidemen tinder
You're telling me that chris didn't make a "lovely cushion" header pun for the lad named gerrard?
Shannon after seeing this video:
He has to go blud!
*IT’S TIME TO GOOOOOO!*
The first message he sent to a guy, “but one will have to do for tonight” was actually incredible 😂😂
Chris MD: I DM’d 100 girls as a professional footballer
Also Chris MD: I set my tinder to everyone so there are men here too
As someone from Groningen, that last one was class.
Call me Christian Benteke, cuz I’ve lost the ability to score.
Yes
Yes man
😂😂😂 frrrrr bro
im watching this after he scored twice this weekend lmao
Man just scored 2 goals in one game not so long ago 😂
The fact that almost everyone he matched with is a guy
Ollie does not get enough credit, that Rory Delap line had me creased😂😂
Who else can’t wait for Chris to upload
“24 hours opening packs in fifa 21 !”
“You can be my trophy!!!
I’ll display you for a while then lock you somewhere in a basement”
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Some of Ollie's lines were unreal! Was laughing the whole time! :)
This has to be one of the funniest vids I’ve watched in a long time
The Pepe crack was INCREDIBLE.
"I'm just trying to finish before Arsenal-Man United later" could have been one of the chat up lines
This doesn’t feel like a normal Chrismd video. You know why?
Because neither of their audios stopped working
Wow Chris... the crash one was actually brilliant.
Damn, I was expecting golddiggers.
6:09 I like how Chris calls Aoife (eefa) oieef
(I'm irish and it's an Irish name and it's really funny that he makes no effort at all to say her name properly)
Tbf if you don’t know there’s no chance of guessing 😂
‘Are you The Valley? Becuase I’d love to score there the third time’
Charlton are fucking massive x
Chris after making the video:
Definitely Shannon wouldn't recognize about this.
Who else is loving Chris’s content lately?
12:09 when your webcam dies but the show must go on
For the Gerard one I would of gone for “I must be demba ba because I can see you falling for me”
But banging vid
Yes, this is the family friendly ChrisMD I subscribed for.
15:13 imagine in that girl sees this video
honestly. this may go down as the best, most original youtube video of the year.
absolute BANGER from start to finish
Is that... is that Chris’ old room in the intro?
I don’t think so his old room had a bed behind I’m pretty sure
@@zubairhussain5589 it is , just a different angle and wouldn’t be unlikely if they cleaned it out
It’s sad to admit it but Oli added more creativity to this than arsenals midfield has all season
This deserves likes
Chris could do a video as a tribute to Diego Maradona (recreating some of his best goals)
Yo my day was so bad and then Chris uploaded. Love the content Chris ❤️
Loving the content Chris keep up the amazing work mate. Much love❤️🙏
Seriously one of the best youtubers on the platform.
"Is that one even footballie?..." 😂😂😂
Great new video, you inspire me alot and you are the reason i started youtube, thankyou!
You know your early when your before the bots 😂
These one liners are just incredible 👏👏
Chris blurring the pictures but leaving the instas, good effort tho 😂
You know that she’s a keeper when she makes a Groningen joke
chris give will the jubilani right this moment you donut
If there isn‘t a cold Night at Stoke joke in this Video this can‘t be Reality good
As a watford fan, I was dead at the troy deeney line😂
This is arguably one of the best videos on TH-cam
The Son one is class mate, Funny video. Good Luck with your UCL career.
This vid was actually the funniest and most weirdest vid on the ChrisMD channel
Chris is actually uploading
*i dont feel comfortable*
Ollie's back must be hurting from carrying this channel
Clicked on it thinking it was a WILLNE video
can we all agree that chris has been posting bangers lately
Chris posting bangers like usual❤️
Smudge was reflected in the golden play button
BIG WILLY WILL WANTS TO TRADE
OMG these lines were amazing. The Leverkusen one 😂
I like how Chris used to be so wholesome🤣
You should’ve asked Gerard to give you some “lovely cushioned head”
Chris and Simon could’ve actually gone pro. Sad that they didn’t.
Maybe in the lower leagues, I wish we could have a mix like that, footballer pro or semi pro and just a vlogger/ Chris like you tuber having a good time
don't forget tobi, he may be the best of the 3🤷♂️
@@Fran-du4eh that’s just not true Simon’s the best
No they couldn't have, if they could have, they would have. They are good compared to the average person but Pro, nah, no way.
“Sorry wrong footballer , keep swiping right for Adam Johnson”. 😹😹😹😹 that’s brutal 💀
Me: Sees it was made 7 minutes ago
Also me: Heading to the comments to hopefully get noticed by Chris.
This is the type of video i have been searching for for years
imagine how confused americans must be after hearing alm this banter
Chris and Ollie battling it out over puns on Tinder , I could watch that all day.
ChrisMD 2020: I usually like taking on 11 men
Gerard: Hope you don’t mind me SLIPPING into your dm’s
Why is this man DM’img guys
You should do a "I dm'd a 100 girls as a famous TH-camr". That would be really interesting 😂
Give will the ball
I bet Shannon is gonna love this video