Nick all of yaks episode I was admiring your cropped pants like wow not everyone can pull of this look but Nicky can. Keep it up this is your sex symbol era
Listen close, and listen hard, The tale of Violet Beauregarde This dreadful girl she sees no wrong Chewing, chewing, chewing, chewing, chewing, chewing all day long Chewing, chewing all day long.chewing, Chewing all day long. Chewing, chewing all day long. She goes on chewing till at last Her chewing muscles go so fast. And from her face her giant chin Sticks out just like a violin Chewing, chewing all day long. chewing, Chewing all day long. Chewing, chewing all day long For years and years she chews away Her jaw gets stronger every day. And with one great tremendous chew They bite the poor girls tongue in two And that is why we try so hard To save miss Violet Beauregarde Chewing, chewing all day long chewing, Chewing all day long Chewing, chewing, chewing, chewing, chewing, chewing all day long
I dont give a fuck if the new guy doesn't have a soul! He will be an amazing addition for the knews and we should embrace him. Looks like a day walker anyway 👍
In a recent episode KB announced that his urethra collects cotton. Upon hearing this plantation owner Brandon Walker turned to Nick and said "how much to buy ur boy?"
Barstool needs to just let Nick and KB do a weekend update type thing that they promote the hell out of. 10 min long, great for the algorithm and it would kill
When you guys do see the northern lights. Put on some cool ambient music, drink a glass of red wine and soak it in. KB you're a music guy,. Check out Boards of Canada's track "Nothing is Real." Enjoy the trip!🍷
took me the longest to understand why this sounds so familiar.... they are emulating NPR shows of yesteryears, some light humour and jokes about news at the starting segment
The brilliance of this show is criminally underrated.
The Knews gets better week after week. God it’s incredible
I come for the ads for other podcasts
i need to know what podcasts to listen to. thank goodness for ANUS.
KBs joke writing is insane. That IG nurse bit had me in my emotions.
Holy shit what a move by Nicky, taping the jokes under the table!!
love the new guy. great hire
I freaking love the bit with Owen taking down the green screens.. awesome.
i say this every week but this was the best Knews ever. good stuff boys
Damn OpTiC Scumpii and ANUS thats hype
Lmao
Can't wait for the Clay cameo
On the spectrum moment, the methodical line by line finger movement across table by KB. One of us, one of us, one of us...
Seen Connor in Philly, The ANUS boys stole a gem new hire
This show continues to get better and better. Just incredible work
Best show at Barstool
This is becoming my favorite podcast
New guy Knews segment was heat
Nick all of yaks episode I was admiring your cropped pants like wow not everyone can pull of this look but Nicky can. Keep it up this is your sex symbol era
Nicky is 100% the hot one
@@Vsgaisgsf3720 & I can pull them off him 👅
New guy is solid. W
Give Josh’s contract to the new guy cause the new guy is actually funny
We love the new guy
LOL The new guy tours with SCHAUB???
From a young age I knew listening to anus would always be my favorite part of the week, but I never thought it would evolve into this
I love the intro song and animation, it fits the podcast so well. "Is that story old and tolddd? FUCK NO BABY!"
I was just thinking I need to get this intro on my phone
Blessed with an owens mixer ad at the start. Thank you gargoyle riggs
The Knews is incredible
The fact you picked a violet and bethany and anna sophia rob plays both of them in their films is interesting to me….
Interesting indeed, it may be possible to predict the third knews era….
“They were definitely beta testing” was phenomenal
Most fire podcast on the internet.
Glad y'all hired the Gingers have souls kid
New guy is great
The broken book segment was elite, don't listen to the haters
Listen close, and listen hard,
The tale of Violet Beauregarde
This dreadful girl she sees no wrong
Chewing, chewing, chewing, chewing, chewing, chewing all day long
Chewing, chewing all day long.chewing,
Chewing all day long.
Chewing, chewing all day long.
She goes on chewing till at last
Her chewing muscles go so fast.
And from her face her giant chin
Sticks out just like a violin
Chewing, chewing all day long. chewing,
Chewing all day long.
Chewing, chewing all day long
For years and years she chews away
Her jaw gets stronger every day.
And with one great tremendous chew
They bite the poor girls tongue in two
And that is why we try so hard
To save miss Violet Beauregarde
Chewing, chewing all day long chewing,
Chewing all day long
Chewing, chewing, chewing, chewing, chewing, chewing all day long
Chewing…just like a tiger shark in the Pacific Ocean did to the left arm of 13 year old girl Bethany Hamilton.
I love that multiple countries are missing from the map
I have a feeling this Mook guy is going to get hard to like
optic scumpi must be going down hill
I can’t tell if KB getting the promo wrong every episode is a bit or an actual mistake, either way it’s hillarious
Smarter Child... wow what a throwback
Nick really is a genius.. the News is the best parody since Norm MacDonald hosted Weekend Update on SNL
A+ knews segment boys
New guy looks like Zack and Cody’s friend
I stay liking the ep even before i listen, salute kings
"now I only think in words" -kbnoswag
Hands down top 5 show at barstool!!!
How is that not Daryl Sabara? Child actor best known for his work in Spy Kids, Spy Kids 2, and Spy Kids 3(-D) Game Over
Married to Meghan Trainor
I dont give a fuck if the new guy doesn't have a soul! He will be an amazing addition for the knews and we should embrace him. Looks like a day walker anyway 👍
come to chicago for live show
We need to see The Baby Boy more during episodes. What a guy
We want Wanoy
best show ever made
Baby monitor? Put me down for a hell yeah
In a recent episode KB announced that his urethra collects cotton. Upon hearing this plantation owner Brandon Walker turned to Nick and said "how much to buy ur boy?"
NEED the baby monitor
LOL I have the same movie theater fear nick
The new guy is awesome
the " ig before the er" joke was masterful
Feat. Optic Scumpy
I love this show so fucking much
omalley has a point too. i never sit next to a redhead its too much lol
Kingkiller Chronicles is a great read, Nick!
I’m honestly kind of starting to worry about Kyle
Almost fainted when you said Detroit. Plz do it
Thanks newo
Great show fellas
The higher an aircraft is, the thinner the air driving more efficiency.
Live show in Portland sometime pleaaassee
I’ve laughed for the last 5 mins about Nick trying to give his grandma black face.
I loved broken book. Those first episodes were amazing. Idk why you boys are embarrassed by them
100% agree, they were great
Barstool needs to just let Nick and KB do a weekend update type thing that they promote the hell out of. 10 min long, great for the algorithm and it would kill
Come on guys. It’s Wahama HS in Mason, WV that has the Wisconsin W not Weir…
Red heads and the French will always be okay to make fun of. It's universally known.
Nicky Clicky strikes again!
the redhead thing is true
Kb big world of Warcraft guy
IG before the ER lol
The knews/roasts segment fucks so hard
Adult swim vibes from this show love it
It's cool you guys hired feits' make a wish son
KBs legs look malnourished under that table
They sound like they're from West Hollywood not West Virginia
The pretty beast killed it this ep
K with Aziz Ansari homage 😂😂😂
How long before Nick and IBM are dating openly?
I saw the new guy performan at Helium in Philly
Why does the Knews backdrop not have China, Russia, or half the Middle East???
Bethany gonna be a great addition to the show! Great hire boys
Here for the non edited green screen meta
Bethany Hamilton continued to surf with one arm and won a professional competition.
It’s the sys white male red cap for me
I hope you found your Val
The broken book was a hilarious bit
Connor Mook aka OpTic Scump
Big Black G - Warren
Who is Brenda Schwab?
Ep. #305, Dalé!
When you guys do see the northern lights. Put on some cool ambient music, drink a glass of red wine and soak it in. KB you're a music guy,. Check out Boards of Canada's track "Nothing is Real." Enjoy the trip!🍷
a dolph in
Chup is how Indian people say shut up and it’s pronounced “choop,” should be almost a staccato
Here for Miresh
Shame on you both for never seeing Soul Surfer
took me the longest to understand why this sounds so familiar.... they are emulating NPR shows of yesteryears, some light humour and jokes about news at the starting segment
Gonna miss the violet Beauregard jokes