The Easiest Game Ever - Hoi4 MP In A Nutshell
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Hearts of Iron 4 MP in a nutshell
(Hearts of iron 4 multiplayer)
Episode 303
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For a second I thought u did war thunder again
Pls I will watch the vod.
if this hoi4 scenario happens again for the axis, the minor axis players either with Italy or japan or not can secretly form a separate fascism alliance to plot on destroying n@si fashisem and other leading axis players.
you mean 20/9? I thought you knew better than to use this barbaric date format as a European
Historically accurate
That race for the last remaining US cities was a ride especially with the third party the Japanese showing up
"...looks like a tight race between the italians and romanians - wait - OH MY GOD, HERE COMES HIROHITO WITH THE STEEL CHAIR!"
Even the Animorphs division wasn't fast enough.
The Scramble for California
@@popydevthe Gold(en State) Rush
"WHAT THE HELL, HIROHITO IS CASHING IN HIS MONEY IN THE BANK!"@@tumbleman5681
This whole thing was the equivalent of seeing a 100 pound soaking wet high schooler go up against Mike Tyson with how much of a stomp this was.
This had some serious Hydrogen bomb vs Coughing baby vibes tbh, it wasnt even remotely close to the point of being impressive.
I mean that's the story of punch out soooo....
sounds like the type of shit golden’s into lmao
Had to throw together a quick script to justify an ad I respect that
Bo go get sued for ripping off man in the high castle
I don't care that brokoen runs ads but I do care that he cuts a large chunk out of already short videos to do so
if you saw his earlier videos they were 4-8m at best not until recently we got 10-20m videos possibly largely due to the extra income from them so no the 1.5m-2m for ads makes up for the longer content @@h3069
@@h3069its skippable and literally 5% of the video at most lol.
@@Karlswebb it's 9% of an already short video my guy
Italians: *seeing on the Hollywood Hills a chaos infornt*
Japanese: *steals horses to be faster to L.A. after seeing Romanian troops about to land*
ROmanians: *trumpet noises intensifies*
The Tojo honor guard arriving upon a romanian naval invasion of San Diego as the italian armored forces close in through the Rockies
I swear to god, this is some Jojo's Bizarre Adventure part 7 shit right here
Surely you mean Tojo’s Bizarre Adventure :) (if anyone gets the reference you’re a legend)
Then I guess I achieved Legend status.
That is some Top Gear/Grand Tour stuff over here
The Race for California was by far the best part of this entire thing, when Japan showed up it was hilarious.
Braun coming in clutch once again to throw the game
Ik like hoi needs a potg for that one
Pog
@@ericsoul604What's potg?
@@KnownNiche1999 play of the game
Braun playing majors is such a stupid plan by no and company. They know what they are signing up for...
Golden did a safari in Africa and didn't lose a million men? impossible
Maybe, I don’t think he actually went past Egypt or Sudan
@@onefastsled Dude, they litteraly capped CAMEROON
Imagine how painful it was for Braun to edit this
Is Braun the editor?
@@t_gabiuel6058 He just adds the speech bubbles
@@BuisnessBacca007and the balls too, no?
@@mossfen583 No the balls come singlehandedly from Floojoe
@@cyrusthagreat6649 But he's not the editor, no?
One of the funniest parts of the stream was Golden lend-leasing equipment to the USSR to prolong the eastern front war.
Literally goku handing Cell the Senzu bean
Golden LARPing as himmler in TNO
College winning in the first days of Barbarossa but then dying in Stalingrad and blaming his allies
he's being historically accurate
Why was he dying in Stalingrad anyways, I couldn't see
@@senseishu937supply, most likely
I mean, Italy, Romania and Spain left the front and so College had to spread his troops out. They were intentionally prolonging the game by sabotaging the Eastern Front.
Italy, Romania and Spain during Operation Barbarossa: "this shit is too easy"
*invade the US *
With how much of a stomp this was I'm convinced the hoi4 AI wrote this cause bo is on writers strike
Classic AIs and their tendency to favour fascism
The axis took so few casualties, I'm pretty sure the soviets and allies did worse than if they had left and allowed AI to control the country.
The Race for LA was the most suspenseful part of that game LOL.
Italy and Romania: *in a heated race to be the first to reach San Fran*
Japan: DEJA VU
More like they're about to reach the finish line... and then there's a Japanese guy there already.
"Konnichiwa."
"Throw your soldiers into positions whence there is no escape, and they will prefer death to flight. If they will face death, there is nothing they may not achieve. Except for an allied victory."
-The allies, probably
WHATS THE PRICE OF A MILE?! (MILE?)
Thousands of feet march to the beat
You know its a stomp when Bo doesn't show a single clip of him attacking the enemy navy.
The Japanese inf converting into cav at the last dash for that city was just perfect
So an Italian, Romanian, and Japanese walk into a bar in LA…
I think you got the order wrong and forgot the horse the Japanese picked up along the way
Looks like it's going to be a pretty short script today boys
Somehow got over 10 mins without the ads anyways......
A golden/college victory… the prophecy it’s come true. This will bring about untold horrors on all the lands.
They won as Germany and Italy very easily in the Morbius sweep game.
@@matthewhecht9257 you’re right I had forgotten about that game
Impossible. The archives must be incomplete. Golden can't win a HOI4 game?!
DELETE THE ARCHIVES NOW!!
He didn't win he was given the game on a silver platter and was spoon fed almost the whole game, then the adults left him to play with a half dead corpse and the corpse still almost won.
@@kennys-dt8od That was Collage, not Golden.
While Golden is bad at the game, he is NO WHERE NEAR as bad as Collage.
Golden is just a mad scientist when it comes to his builds, he likes to do things his way and honestly believes in his abilities and making his team get the job done, he's not really bad at the game.
"God sometimes i wish i could bayonet somebody from up close" -Bokoen1
love how Italy, Romania and Japan just scrambling for LA 10:37
I love how the Axis B Team countries just absolutely curb-stomped Britain and the US somehow
The race for San Francisco was fucking GOLD! “There is a THIRD CONTENDER!!!” LMFAO
Ok with the title card I’m guessing either it was swimmy or golden on USSR
Edit: Common Braun UK
Being shit at micro isn't an exclusively Swimmy or Golden move. You can tell it's them in the title card when it says something like "wanted to try something new" or "pissed off all their allies".
I don't know who is worse between Golden and Braun
Golden doesn't throw like Braun, he doesn't int, his stupid plans simply allow him to clutch defeat from the jaws of victory.
Braun by a country mile
Golden is actually good. He just tries weird strats and blames everyone else when they don't work
@@rhysofsneezingdragon1758yeah its always seemed to me that Golden just doesn't know how to build, and refuses to believe he's actually lost ever
Golden dares to be different and unorthodox, something which often bites him in the ass. Braun seems to play "normally" but focuses on screaming and gamer rage for comedic effect.
Romanians: "I'll be there first"
Italians: *Goes 5th Gear*
Japanese: *Plays Initial D*
If Bokoen can make the fastest throw in HOI4 history into an 11 minute video, then maybe I CAN get a girlfriend.
That race was literally the most (to not say only) exciting part of the game and it was between axis members LOL
The script for this vid was incredible. Allies losing everything in Africa, Braun getting upset and AFK, Axis destroying the soviets but College still eating rocks in the final moments of victory and the grand invasion of the USA by Romania and Italy with a twist at the last second.
"Man, sometimes I wish I could go into close quarter combat and bayonet the enemy" Bo is letting out his evil desires during the sponsors.
honestly seeing Braun being added to the list of people that got Sealioned was a longtime coming. Especially with his Malding a month earlier telling Bo and Golden to "DO IT, TRY IT" in the early tank rush video. lol
At a nice bar in San Diego the bartender cleans tge glasse when all off a sudden a boat with the Romanian flag plunges through the wall , from inside someone yells "Dibs!" .
The bartender doesn't get to gather his wits when suddenly a horse charges through the door with a Japanese hanging by it's neck.
Through the open door it can be heard curses in Italian as down the street a tank is pushed by an angry man.
I love that it’s like the Spanish are back to take what they lost between 50&120 years prior to WW2
completely lost my shit when the race was happening for LA and the japanese show up out of nowhere, highlight of the video
I don't think I've ever seen the US capitulate in a multiplayer video, and for it to happen because Romania, Italy and Japan were clowning around is just the icing on the cake!
They've capped once or twice in prior videos
This must be the best ending in a while.
Just imagining Romanians and Japanese units navally invading LA, while Italian tank divisions run out of oil in the middle of the Nevada desert was so fucking weird
This was actually a 6d chess move so that golden can win, but it’s a hollow win
Japan swooping in at the last second was gold. Bo really needs to give his writers a raise
Nahh Bo, the easiest win was Swimmy Germany when France capping gave Germany 67k guns and steamrolled soviets. The game ended around November 1942
that sounds like a meme game
This is like one of those movies that has a script who’s story is influenced by product placement
Not gonna lie I wanted to see the aftermath. All the players in teamspeak Ally and Axis. Want to know what in Gods name was going through the Allies minds during this massacre, was there someone being an idiot
Honestly same I wish we got more of the post game chats with everyone talking.
It's weird I went to the same stream and skipped towards the end and it didn't seem like they had much of a discussion at all. I really wanted to know who fucked up and what their thought process was.
@@TravisBroski disappointing
I remember watching this and it reminds me of the heavy fighter strat you tried and the game was just destroyed so it took the strat away.
I honestly have to wonder what the chat for the Allied players was like while they were getting steamrolled like that.
Shoutout to the USA player in chat just going "meow" over and over.
Japan, Romania and Italy in race for LA while Germany literally got Stalingraded, such a bokoen1 MP moment 😂
I could hear Braun screaming from the beginning of the episode despite him being in another chat
And out of nowhere comes Japan with the steel chair
Gotta respect the business and the hustle in this one Bo
I love how Golden has practically mastered the African Front nowadays. The logistics there are absolutely horrendous.
I feel like if they made a mod, where the players are generals, bo would be a blockade runner admiral and golden would naturally be a desert fox.
@@heraissillyor Bo would be an urban specialist.
@@KayveePlays of course, he's a rat after all 🐀
I been binge watching these videos from the very start.
Bokoen1 has matured a lot these past few years.
The last minute was basically the plot to Steel Ball Run
That last minute or so was like watching a Need for Speed The Run playthrough where the first who arrives in LA wins
Giving college a break in the script,
that’s a new one bo keep up the good work
I laughed SO HARD about the race to Los Angeles. This game was such a unique disaster
That has to be one of the funniest games I've seen so far. So much epic fail. Also classic College blaming somebody else for his mistakes.
I didn't know Bo was filming a new season of Wacky Racers
Just woke up and another new video just dropped! What a pleasure to wake up to!
I’d like the think the Japanese just found a ranch on the the way to San Diego and just stole all its horses
They broke into the Hollywood stables
3:50
The Rock's image on Gibraltar looks so based
The race for LA, never such an intense moment in history.
06:30 Mongolians fighting germans in Belarus, this shit really only happens in Hoi4
That happened in real life, sorry for ruining the comment.
@@supercat4539 honestly makes it even better lmao. Link? I wanna read about it 👀
Most of them were conscripted straight into the Soviet ranks and didn’t actually have designated divisions commanded by their own generals, but it was common for divisions with Mongolians to have a lot of them, and multiple German war diaries on TH-cam mention Mongolians @@thebiggestbill_
@@thebiggestbill_ Read about the mongolian participation in WW2, it was nearly exclusively on the eastern front, and a bit in Manchuria too at the end. There were a lot of mongolian volunteers on the East and you can read about the "revolutionary Mongolia" tank brigade funded by Mongolia even if most of the crew was soviet.
Drives up to the front with no fuel.
Refuses to elaborate.
Dies.
You know its great when College still finds a way to fuck up even in a situation where he CANNOT POSSIBLY lose.
man you can really tell college can't micro the side of a barn from the first couple minutes
9:39 Golden dose have a point with College struggling vs a crippled, demoralized and half dead Russia.
damn the script was wild with this one!
Gotta admit, was waiting for an end screen "And then the Axis lost to D-Day" 😂
3 way race to California may be my favorite moment this year.
Who needs the race for Berlin when you have the race for Los Angeles?
Man you better be giving your paid actors a good Christmas bonus for this performance
One hour gang wya
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The last part of the video was just a reverse steel ball run!
there is a clear need for innovation
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Spain retaking florida is wonderful, this video and the king Michael coup one are best of the best of the HOI4 in a nutshell
what an episode holy shit, this script was insane
1:32 some guy falls off the map lol
That chat log is so cursed I love it
Italy, Spain, Romania: _Going for LA and San Francisco_
Japan: Konichiwa fuckbois.
That race for LA was hilarious 🤣🤣
You have made a romanian proud!
I cannot believe Romania and Italy capitulated the US! 😂
Don't forget Spain too!
@@genericeuropean3745 well of course, it was a latin effort!
Also the Japanese at the end xD
Excellent script this time Bo
Wait are all his videos scripted? I thought they were real
@@kianvandenberg6364dude, come on. How could he have such great videos without scripting them? Surely these guys wouldn't be able to generate such amounts of stupidity and chaos naturally, it's all a performance
@@kianvandenberg6364 the scripts are indeed real.
Yes all of his scripts are filmed in front of a live audience.@@kianvandenberg6364
That last part was a Top Gear episode lol, _who can get to San Diego first?_
*In this episode, Clarkson, Hammond and May go touring across the US in each of their own type of vehicle. Who can get to the West Coast first and gather the most points up along the way?*
Golden won?!
I love how the biggest battle was between your own allies to get the East Coast USA cities.
Alt title: The race for L.A
The race for the east coast was hilarious
This whole video is the background to two nations where Japan and Germany control half of the US each after ww2
ah yes i remember the great race for LA, the italians were rushing with tanks from the east coast through the mountains of utah, the romanians launched a naval invasion with the support of spanish ships from the freshly occupied panama canal, and the japanese troops which came from ??? and after landing spawned a bunch of horses and rushed towards san diego. truly one of the moments of all time...
Man in the high castle scenario goes brrrrr
RIP DANKUS:
DANKUS has just killed himself literally 14 minutes ago
last part just turned into a grand tour video of who will get to LA first
This is one of the funniest videos ever on this channel. Btw i love College micro.
today on top gear, we came up a special road trip for the three of us...
Romania and Italy going for LA, it's so joever! Romania looks to be faster, Italy just ran out of fuel!
HOLY SHIT! JAPAN COMES IN OUTA NOWHERE WITH THE STEEL CHAIR!
College couldn’t micro the side of a barn so the Soviets decided to micro it for him
That race for Los Angeles and San Diego was gold
Another win for the golden chads over braun simps. We doing it boys