I'm a walking paradox

This was writing by Kimberley Chung on Medium
/ im-a-walking-paradox

[@xenn4985]

Sir this is a wendy's drivethrough at 12:46pm there are seven cars waiting behind you please pull up to the second window.

[@isarel5999]

No i'm not
Threesomes with a goddamn triceratops

[@incandescentcola1354]

Reptar, rapping as I'm mocking deaf rockstars
Wearing synthetic wigs made of Anwar's dreadlocks.

[@Overlord_is_tired]

Bedrock, going harder than the motherfucking flinstones

[@nekyo7]

Literally, how I feel every day.
Just the other day I thought making a video about it, but it seems my thoughts are not mine alone...

[@that_g_u_y_]

This is almost everyone. We as humans know what must be done, but we make mistakes. It’s our nature.

[@Jxiaojthcuwonsbf1230]

I have written very similar scripts. I feel like you entered my head and heart and wrote this peice. Putr genuis, i feel close to you even though I have never met you.

[@KateKloud9]

This is awesome!

[@samarths]

WTF!! This is exactly what I feel like. How I've felt for a long time.

[@kaboomboom5967]

I am paradox,

[@sten5256]

so true

[@gangeshnagpal5535]

👏👏👏👏

[@andresbaezgodoy8686]

indeed

[@fantasyz4079]

literally me

[@Vengeance_7_7_7]

This...

[@caligonzalez1076]

What movie is this audio form?

[@protoindoeuropean]

>average female