F**k Everything (Jon Lajoie)
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Written and directed by Jon Lajoie
Produced by Brandon Dermer and Jon Lajoie
Producers - Austin C. Bedell and Melissa Marin
Director of Photography - Cody Jacobs
1st AD - Seth Farley
Editor - Brad Conlin
Production Designer - Jess Greske
Production Coordinator - Alisha Ketry and Sarah Charmoli
1st AC - Jacqueline Stahl
Gaffer - Brandon Wilson
Key Grip - Andrew Dickieson
Electric - Gabriel Patay
Grip - Jason Arnot
Production Design Assistant - Caroline Louis
Makeup and Hair - Alicia Mizrahi
Production Assistants - Evan Rosenberg, Matt Groesch, Gabe Younes
Coffee Shop Girl: Erin Stack
Album cover design by www.Margomurphyillustration.com
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He's an absolute legend
Who gives a fuck
The shaolin monk also has good taste in music.
did not expect to find you here lol
Fuck your check mark.
Time flies by soooo fast doesn’t it?
I’m 33 years old now. This song came out 11 years ago, back when I was in college, and this masterpiece is so therapeutic for me to this day.
FOR REAL
Do you think anyone gives a fuck?
Same for me also 33 and I remember back at university when this came out I heard it everyday for weeks.
Do you really think i give a fuck??
Im 32 but that is so accurate
Still a masterpiece years later.
Right? Joe just has 1 mil subs, it should've been 10 by now.
2020, still a banger
Agreed
No lie it really is
Classic within little-big community of everyday ordinary normal mofers...
Even with all his success, both him and this song are criminally underrated.
That makes no sense at all
@@sabrina63 it does your just dumb
Yes
Indeed
This is his best song imo
Not that i give a fuck about that, but it is.
This is the most gangsta song out there.
Not that I give a fuck about it, though.
Id give a fuck but im way too busy not giving a chainsaw. Fuck chainsaws!
I don't even give a fuck about not giving a fuck that it is the most gansta song out there.
😂
best comments
no chainsaw givin
🤣💀
😂😂😂😂😂
“I don’t even like the stuff that I like”
-Jon lajoie
Life motto.
Relatable...
😂 😂
#relatable
"I don't even give a fuck, about not giving a fuck,
So i do give a fuck...
Wait... What?! "
When you're truly nihilist... :D Love this guy... Even if he doesn't give a fuck about that... xD
This man is my spirit animal.
LJ fuck your spirit animal
Dylan Stultz fuck you
Lmaoo fr😂😂😂😂
Batyote is mine
dont give a fuck
"Hours are way too long they should be half an hour at most" 😂😂 classic
😂
Pffhahahaha 🤣 🤣 🤣
at least hours aren't a joke like minutes!
"And fuck birth, entering the world of space and time is a bitch. Searching for purpose in a random universe sucks dick." Possibly the greatest lyric ever written.
thats why babies scream when they're born...it';s terrifying to be born..and we have lived many times before too..thats why we have ptsd from previous lives and thats why the human race is so messed up
huh@@kimmyfreak200
This song is an actual masterpiece
Yea but we don't give a f**k about masterpieces
;)
This song is chainsawing gold
Didn’t give a f**k so much he created an underflow of f**ks and end up with the most possible f**ks amazing
I still consider this not only peak Jon, but peak TH-cam.
LITERAL masterpiece.
I love how he seems genuinely pissed off at ice cube trays
He started rapping faster than eminem he was so pissed
Josh Javaherian - if I want ice I’ll got to the corner store and buy a bag...waiting for the water to freeze is a motherfucking drag!
Have you ever wanted ice and checked the tray to see if there's ice and there's no fucking ice? After which you give up on the idea of having ice cus it takes so fucking long to freeze and now that tray is just a useless degrading piece of plastic taking up valuable freezer space man FUCK ICE TRAYS
Chainsaw ice cube trays
and the fake chicken
My good dude John introduced me to Jon with the WTF Collective and he really loved this song in particular. He died 2 years ago. This song hits hard for how real it is and always will be. Here's to John. 🍻
to John!
He's going through the entirety of puberty in one song
pretty much!
@@pritiv3690 Let me guess, you didn't gave a fuck... xD
@@tomhate9752 I am laughing so hard cos ur 2nd name
😂
@@seannolan3928 Well buddy, it's not just a name, it's my religion... :D
This song is a well articulated commentary on insecure people's behavior on not caring about anything, when in actuality, they care.
Nick Chavez you are think about it to much, fuck it
Nick Chavez fuck the english language. GOBLEDEEGOKPHHHH
+Allan Mccann fuck thinking about it too much lol haha...or chainsaw thinking about too much lol
+Nick Chavez Who gives a fuck?
+Nick Chavez you sir are correct
This has more character development than the whole 8th season of GOT.
I don't give a fuck!!
Ain't that the goddamn truth
Brilliant comparison my friend ! Spot on !
@@michaelhulsey201 I don't give a chainsaw
@@thurbis5204 Damn dude, that's a lot to not give...
The fact we never got a lonely island Jon Lajoie collab will always bother me
Oh god yes
Same timeline and everything. Would've been awesome.
That plot twist doe. Guy literally enlightened during the song.
"Entering the world of space and time" xD
flanker I don't give a fucking fuck
flanker I don't give a fuck
@@shitass1394 I don't give a fuck about hair on my screen
Literally as opposed to what other way?
Epic rap battles of history
Jon Lajoie!!!
VS
EVERYTHING!!!!!!
Begin!!!!
Jon Lajoie vs RuckaRucka Ali or Weird Al Yancovik
+BitFaucet Brasil YES
MC Vagina ! lol
I read that in the voice of the ERB announcer.
imagine jon vs supa hot fire
The opposite twist at the end is golden
I chuckled seven years ago, and I chuckled now too. This is a very Buddhist/Taoist/whatever introspective philosophy's perspective. You stop giving a fuck about anything to such extent that you learn to love everything.
@@lagrangepoint9386 That's a human thing, not a religion thing.
@@amberslahlize7961 they're the philosophical aspects of Buddhism and taoism.
@@lamanator3730 K, Buddhism and taoism is human, *not* enlightenment....
so i do give a fuck. wait what ? ( surprised face )
Is it normal for this song to be my favourite song for 10 years straight ? Like seriously, this some masterpiece over here. Fuckin perfect.
Whatever. I don't give a chainsaw.
@@danieldaniels7571 me neither, chainsaw this song.
@@MrJonitoni35chainsaw( fuck)😂
"And fuck Coasts, don't give a fuck about where Water meets Land.
And fuck Boats, just cause you float you think you're so fuckin' bad"
Best delivery of any bar, ever...
"ILL BLOW MY NOSE ON THE COUCH" - Best lyric ever
I DONT GIVE A CHAINSAW!
The lyrics of this song are so . . . . Deep, pure. They make you realise about your life.
Its a comedy song lol nothing more
Aslce words are so deep
@@allanthemanmccann1You didn’t get the joke did you?
I heard one of this dudes songs on a Facebook add. Had to do some searching, but found his stuff. At first I thought, "wtf is this shit?". But after really listening to a few of his tracks, he's actually brilliant.
Yeah, like how can it be so fucking funny while being so cool at the same time😂
MC Vagina... Not as funny as in 2009...
Everyday Normal Guy = much funnier now
He's just an everyday normal guy
If there was a contest to see who doesn't give a fuck the most, I wouldn't win cuz I dont give a fuck about winning yo!
That was funny but, FUCK JOKES!!!
Like wouldn't u take that L bc u don't care about wining but fuck it bc I don't give a fuck
Fuck humour. I don't give a fuck about feelings
fuck youtube bitch ass website
Nice paradox
"I dont give a f**k about not giving a f**k"
Will be the inspirational quote of 2019
Had never heard this one. I am posting it on Twitter. A really fantastic psychotic rant and I can SOOOOO relate especially right now. If you're interested he has a lot of singles all named on Wikipedia. He is a Canadian comedian.
Oh you sweet summer child.
The only guy EMINEM is afraid of dissing
richy aviles eminem dont give a fuck
he gives chainsaw
Fuck Eminem
Yeah chainsaw Eminem
Eminem has a song called don't give a f
>Don't give a fuck about chairs, I like to stand.
Hardest line in a rap
This is quite possibly the greatest song I've heard. I laugh every time
Yup
How did I miss this song!
Swifty Unknown fuck knows
Chainsaw know s
I know right? I even had an ex that always played his stuff!
Swifty Unknown, I don't give a fuck ;]
I don't give a chainsaw.
When you're so nihilistic that you come full circle.
At the end he becomes truly enlightened
Actually this song really describes well the nihilistic traits. Since if you deny everything you eventually will deny the denial itself. Therefore the only what remains for you is to build something from scratch.
I know that, since I was nihilistic in the past.
Eventually all nihilism evolves into what i call optimistic nihilism. It just becomes an excuse to party and have fun after a while
@@NoBop2000 but what happens when nothing is fun anymore ? and everything is just a suffering and a drag
I actually came here today to read conversations about nihilism.
I'm 67 years old, so I was an old lady when this song came out, but I still laugh until my ribs hurt every time I hear it.
Ladies and gentlemen, please rise for the national anthem.
I don't give a chainsaw about the national anthem
😂
Nah fuck that
@@retron99 no you damn idiot
The true national anthem
This man molded my childhood sense of humor 😂 still bangers years and years later
“I don’t even like the stuff that I like”
Star Wars fans can relate.
GamePlayMetal i dont understand
@@raulmirut6519
No one complains about Star Wars and the things that happen in Star Wars more than Star Wars fans.
Same with call of duty fans
No they don't
Revenge of the Sith and maybe Empire Strikes Back. Everything else is trash.
I still say "I don't give a chainsaw" lol
Same, that line definitely lives in my mind rent-free lol
My last date went home screaming after I asked of I could chainsaw her.
He didn't even chainsaw anything in this video XD
chainsaw everyone and chainsaw everything
-Jon Lajoie
Tony Montana definitely agrees!
@@NexusKin kinda random but okay
*the doom slayer
What the chainsaw. Wakakakaka
i have counted howmany times were said in the video. but i dont give a fuck sharing it
that's pretty cool, but nobody here even gives a fuck
i dont give a fuck about u not sharing
+FrostScum I don't give a fuck about your reply
I just gave a fuck
Random Commenter already gave it, told you so. None left
If this video kept going, eventually he'd get back around to "I give a fuck about not giving a fuck, so I don't give a fuck..." and then it would just go into an endless loop of not giving a fuck and giving a fuck. But honestly? I don't give a fuck.
so you give a fuck about not giving a fuck?
Not giving a fuck has never been harder
But its not like i give a fuck about that..
Yo dawg...
I'd rather just not give a chainsaw
Or do you give a fuck? hmm
12 years later, still words to live by
This dude might actually be the most savage man on earth
I'd chainsaw that coffee shop girl
._.
With my penis
Gutter her out
I read this prior to watching the video, and I thought you were a psychopath
August Tierney Maybe I am! 0_o
Play this at my funeral 😂😂😂😂😂
Kk
I don't give a fuck about my funeral bitch lol fun
Lol
I don't give a fuck
I actually have this song in the 'my funeral' playlist.
I ended high school with this song
i am still at the same mental development stage 11 years later
That's probably bad. I received my fully formed adult brain around 27/28. I could literally feel the change.
This song legitimately carried me through last year. I was working for an abusive employer and singing this song out loud in the car going out on jobs was my only coping mechanism. Well, playing squash, praying and smoking weed probably also helped.
You're a literal legend ❤️ Hope you got a better job now.
I don't give a chainsaw
Hell yeah
nice combo there
I listen to this song every morning before heading to school
Same
You both schmucks gonna listen to it before heading to McDuck for work
@@delpher32exe stfu
Your teachers probably do too 😂😂😂😂
I listen to this song every day of my fucking life.
Best rap song of the Millenium
+Itsmeeman1 And the best pop song of the millenium would Beauty and A Beat by Justin Bieber and Nikki Minaj.
David Mu I don't normally advocate violence but if you have a gun and three bullets... 1 for just a babe, 1 for nik minge and one for yourself
Itsmeeman1 Justin Bieber's second best song so far in this galaxy of this decade As Long As YoU Love Me has a gun shooting three bullets repetition rounds going around many parts of the progression of the dubstep beat track.
+David Mu Best rap song ever. nuff' said.
+Itsmeeman1 Fuck the millenium, though i dont give a fuck about giving a fuck about it either... man, Fuck You
Jon Lajoie is a living legend, still love his songs as much as I did 10 years ago :)
I feel like the production of this music video was probably the most therapeutic thing ever. Smashing everything in sight with a bat and a chainsaw while screaming about not giving a fuck in a huge, empty warehouse sounds amazing.
This is actually a good rap song. xD
+Corndog Crusader Except for the weird gay sexual stuff. xD
Is there something wrong with homosexuality?
Or just sexuality in general?
Your comment makes no sense in the 21st century.
Corndog Crusader
Yeah, it's pretty out of place.
*****
You've used the words "fuck" and "chainsaw" in the same sentence, make up your mind.
+Alex Hayes He doesn't give enough of a chainsaw to make up his mind.
He doesn't give a fuck about anything --> Censored title. Legit.
Aidan89TH-cam He clearly doesn't give a fuck about not censoring.
+Aidan89TH-cam watch all the video '-'
+Aidan89TH-cam He cares about every mother fucking thing actually..
What a good man!
+DeadAndUnknown you're both right - only 50% of the letters are censored.
Wait, so does that mean he does give a fuck about not giving a fuck in proportion to not giving a fuck?
2024 and still listening to this absolute gem
Found this last night. My new anthem.
2024 and still not giving a fuck
Ofc Jon lajoie is a legend but we obvious wouldn't give a fuck about him.
Fucking boats, finally someone who understand me...
11,481,665 views. With only 137k likes and 3k dislikes, that leaves 11,340,857 people who don't give a fuck about this song enough to weigh in.
This song was truly ahead of it’s time.
This guy is finally famous with his song “everyday normal guy 2”. His musical talent is finally known around the world.
Haha. Never heard this one before. Dude never disappoints.
How did you miss this for so long??
@@macrons593 TH-cam and their glitches not showing it in your subscriptions
Same here.. in fact everything about this legend i just discovered in 2020.. NEVER DISAPPOINTING👑
I don't give a chainsaw
Such an underated guy
Been keeping tabs on you since the first normal guy
underrated but have videos with like 70 mil views lmao
@@burtonboard44 should be 70 billion
BeetleJuice3x most underated comment
Prolly because has no real talent and needs autotune
@@burtonboard44 True, but most of those were me.
This is a very good song to illustrate the self defeating character of nihilism. This is a very philosophical song, and I want to congratulate Jon on it.
Yes this has roots in Gödel's incompleteness theorems.
yeah, especially the ending is amazing
@Manek Iridius John Cena
@@zagyex yeah well now it's complete bitch
I don't think he gives a fuck
This man managed to have a full on character development and change of heart in a span of 3 minutes. Peak cinema
agreed
Who's listening in 2020?
I don't give a fuuuuuck
still not giving a fuck !
Lol
I don't give a fuck about commenting
Wait what?
I give a fuuuuuuuuu
Don't give a fuckkkk 😎
The Batyote part makes me laugh just as hard at 21 as it did when I was 13. I adore this man.
I’m surprised I had to scroll this far down to find this comment. Such a hilarious part of the song 😂
Took me years to find this song again
How? "Fuck everything" doesn't stand out? XD
A lot of people say "Fuck everything" lol
***** And have a song with that as the title...
Would you like to search all of the titles with "Fuck everything" in it? I can probably fine you a lot.
Find* oops.
at least bi-weekly, i say i don't give a chainsaw to someone and they have no idea what i'm saying. this has been happening consistently for 11 years. i appreciate all the memories i have with your songs and videos man! a core member of my childhood's entertainment roster to be sure #chainsaweveryoneandchainsaweverything
I could listen to this while I'm totally pissed and still end up laughing
Character development.
this song has more character development than most anything that can be watched.
Biggest plot twist in music history
💜💜💜 hahaha yes yes yes 😂😂😂
I think the relevance in this song all these years later is amazing
Waaaay ahead of it’s time
Wanna hear a joke? Did you hear about the party in space? No, because it took years to planet! Get it? Ha ha! Ha.. ha...
I'm gonna get my coat...
Eric Cartman Ahh Yes this last name Cartman? Yes? Sounds Jewish.....Hmmm Need a shower little jew?
Eric Cartman Watch southpark smartguy... He just served you on a golden platter.
Eric Cartman No Shit Fatty
I always loved your sense of humour, Hitler.
Ahh i get it! GameCrazedNERDS
For some inexplicable reason hearing the line fuck life, fuck everything, and trying to find meaning in this universe sent me into an existential crisis. Over a song that says fuck toasters, and boats abd chainsaws. What the fuck am I doing with my life?
only you have the answer :). maybe replacing the word fuck with chainsaw will help to see things more positively.
*****
go say that to protons........
Tony Punzo
Ouch your edge is killing me, tone it down man!
Tony Punzo
I don't think it's a good idea to live like Charlie Sheen though xD
+jean-francoise marco mmmm. Encouraging.
Where can i find a clean version?
No fucks were given in this video so it is clean
Yolo Swaggins no fucking idea
FUCK CLEAN VERSIONS
Yolo Swaggins Play the beep sound on repeat it would be the same
Yolo Swaggins fuck you yolo Swaggins
When he said fuck roosters I FELT THAT 💯
Gonna tell my children this was Eminem.
Wait...it isn’t!? 😳
They won't give a fuck.
@@commentcraftsman 🤣🤣 you are a legend, not that I give a fuck 🤣🤣🤣
Why insult Jon by comparing him to Eminem?
@@SMPKarma because he don't give a f***
Doctor: you have 3:37 minutes to live
Me:
😂
/s
........so nothing?
but then you can't listen to it again right after
What are you doing in the remaining 1 second?
And zero fucks were given that day.
Infinite*
+Adidev Vinaik i didn't give enough fucks to tell you that infinite fucks is over 999 million fucks but you know......
i discovered Jons songs about 15 years ago and they made my ugly days better in that time . Thanks Jon and big hug from Poland . Still back here from time to time .
I like how when he realizes that he actually does give a fuck about everything he just takes a few seconds to reconsider his existence
I haven't seen this in a while. It's still funny.
There is more character development in this short song, than the entirety of the Disney Star Wars saga.
I still use “I don’t give a chainsaw” to this day and people always look at me so weird 😂
🏘💀
Stay weird my friend!
That’s fucking hilarious
@@Kas3- Hilarious, definitely stay weird !
I'm gonna play this at my funeral
how you gonna play this at your funeral if you're dead? uhh uh
Not by giving a fuck; that's for sure.
Ani Melodies I don't give a fck
i played this at 31st december at 23:58
Ani Melodies 😂😂😂
This I call a MASTERPIECE
this is gold
+SOUSO991 fuck gold
lmao
+SOUSO991 REKT
Fucking gold
This guy puts a smile on my face every time I listen to his music.
Who would chainsaw the coffee girl?
LMAO
she had chronic bitch face
Me
I don't give a fuck.
so long as i have room in the freezer. im not a wasteful person.
All the dislikers really love this song
I don't even like the stuff I like
fuck this video
fuck this video
+Cow Hearts chainsaw this video
this is so classic
I DON'T GIVE A FUCK
Whenever my brain gets in a philosophical mood it always ends up repeating the bit at 2:28, and then suddenly my train of thought has turned into a rant about ice cube trays.
still here in 2019
*I don't give a chainsaw.*
Chainsaw my channel
Still dont give a fuck
it took me 45 seconds to realize this was a joke
wait which part?
+rexical the chair thing
Patrick Bateman No do you?
his first line was literally fuck toasters i dont need to cook my bread and fuck coasters, i use a little plate instead, come on man
I don't give a fuck.
play at funeral
+Lewis Smith FUCK funerals
Ok I will
+Donald Trump Art Of The Deal With It Chainsaw funerals.
+Lewis Smith No one would be there to listen to it cause they won't give a fuck :)
+Lewis Smith yeah but you'll have to change the tense of the verb. Imagine the eulogy...
He fucked everyone and he fucked everything.
He chainsawed everyone and chainsawed everything.
The English language is a bitch.
I discovered this treasure in 2014 still listening in 2022
Why can’t I stop listening to this song? It’s so funny and so perfectly accomplishes its mission. It’s a shame this was the only iteration of this particular character from Jon.
I mean, his character arc was done in a single video...
that bit about the ice cubes is so smooth
"I don't give a chain saw", I cried at the line🤣🤣🤣🤣
This song changed my life forever 12 years ago. The legend
He was truly ahead of his time making this amazing music in 2011
The song of my life :,)
Lets just talk about how good this song actually is.
TBH most of his songs are. They are just underrated.
I haven't given a single solitary chainsaw about a motherfucking thing in the last twelve years