Inscryption is a good game

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  • stoat bad
    anyways inscryption is a really good game you should play it
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  • @alexiacorbin3052
    @alexiacorbin3052 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1404

    "there's never a case where having a geck is bad"
    geck approves

    • @someone-er1on
      @someone-er1on 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      geck my beloved

    • @killerplunger
      @killerplunger 2 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Might aswell have 100 gecs

    • @alexiacorbin3052
      @alexiacorbin3052 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@killerplunger 100 gecs is way out of my price range

    • @castafiorept7309
      @castafiorept7309 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@alexiacorbin3052 fr tho infinite geck army is broken af lol

    • @alexiacorbin3052
      @alexiacorbin3052 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@castafiorept7309 some crazy fisher guy vs an army of sel resurrecting geckos

  • @asdfghjkpaige
    @asdfghjkpaige 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1079

    If you keep doing those puzzles in that dresser thing, you'll eventually get a squirrel head for your totems and it helps immensely!

    • @ewarestbach7534
      @ewarestbach7534 2 ปีที่แล้ว +101

      Yea it's literally so broken it makes all other totem heads obsolete. Just get a sigil with the magpie search effect or more bones n it's too easy

    • @asdfghjkpaige
      @asdfghjkpaige 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @@ewarestbach7534 Exactly! I managed to get the blood, bones, and many lives sigils for my squirrels during my playthrough and it was insane

    • @mcinos1390
      @mcinos1390 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Dude I had the come back to your deck sigil with the squirrel head, it was so sick

    • @that1gamurguy-91
      @that1gamurguy-91 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I don’t really know much of inscryption but I think he’s far past that point

    • @mac6na6na26
      @mac6na6na26 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      unironically almost as op as bees

  • @_Silenceman
    @_Silenceman 2 ปีที่แล้ว +491

    this came out literally a few minutes before i finished the game myself lol

    • @light6666
      @light6666 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      jokes on you i already beated it

    • @_Silenceman
      @_Silenceman 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      so have i bro

    • @Lactosecow
      @Lactosecow 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      This truly is a problem that needs sleuthing out haha
      Homestuck

    • @mrShift_0044
      @mrShift_0044 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Lactosecow He he candy corn go brrrr (diabetes)

    • @slorchman672
      @slorchman672 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same bro

  • @bruderdasisteinschwerermangel
    @bruderdasisteinschwerermangel 2 ปีที่แล้ว +696

    >play new rogue like
    >break the absolute hell out of it within a few runs
    albino moment

    • @iwanttotakeanap1283
      @iwanttotakeanap1283 2 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      that's not even close to breaking it, you can do insane shit in this game

    • @albinofroggy
      @albinofroggy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Yeah this comes nowhere close to what can be done in the game lol.

    • @pifinite
      @pifinite 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Saying he broke the game is saying a lake is a ocean

    • @filurenerik1643
      @filurenerik1643 2 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      @@iwanttotakeanap1283 he didn't do a break, more like a really good synergy

    • @weeb_dweeb
      @weeb_dweeb 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Oh boy if you think that is broken you should see what manlybadasshero did

  • @ripleyandweeds1288
    @ripleyandweeds1288 2 ปีที่แล้ว +410

    Albino, playing any game: How can I make the most stupidly overpowered build possible?

    • @mrShift_0044
      @mrShift_0044 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Lemme shorten it for you, fam:
      "Albino when playing any game be like: How do i scuff dis"

    • @majorblitz3846
      @majorblitz3846 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@mrShift_0044 Like his word in Noita review video:
      "How to create the most painful experience...possibly?"

    • @Average_Arthur
      @Average_Arthur 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Imagine him playing Nova Drift

    • @maciej4250
      @maciej4250 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It's not the matter of _how_, it's the matter of _how fast_

  • @unknownentityenthusiast6765
    @unknownentityenthusiast6765 2 ปีที่แล้ว +567

    Inscryption is cool it’s just a shame there’s probably never going to be a DLC. I just want more of the cool-ass card games.

    • @SmoothTurtle840
      @SmoothTurtle840 2 ปีที่แล้ว +106

      I’m glad there won’t be. Inscryption is more of a Daniel Mullins game than a card game, and it’s cool to see him tackle a different genre with each game he releases.

    • @hiban751
      @hiban751 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Wait for the inevetible Multiplayer DLC

    • @twistergreen604
      @twistergreen604 2 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      Dm has been talking about an endless mode

    • @TheThreeGamingDudes
      @TheThreeGamingDudes 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      I just wished it was longer and the second part was more like the first and the last

    • @LucarioredLR
      @LucarioredLR 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Just wish we could experiment the other two gamemodes within Inscryption

  • @engineergaming3830
    @engineergaming3830 2 ปีที่แล้ว +284

    Try to kill ouroboros as much as possible the stats it has will stay forever and it gains +1 on everything for dying

    • @seal400
      @seal400 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      How to speed run 101

    • @Rainbowgamer0
      @Rainbowgamer0 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      He has already completed the game

    • @Slidius
      @Slidius 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      okay but does oroboros keep its stats even when u beat the game like the entire game? just curious cause i neglected it my first playthrough

    • @duke2772
      @duke2772 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@Slidius Ouroboros keeps its stats to the end of the game, not just for the first act, you'll see it later :)

    • @nikmaxter
      @nikmaxter 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      How do you get Ouroboros? I know its related to the Ringworm.

  • @FELONIOUSBOLUSS
    @FELONIOUSBOLUSS 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    33:30 I 1000% expected a Big Smoke "OOOOOOOOHH" there.

  • @drewsimon7745
    @drewsimon7745 2 ปีที่แล้ว +132

    The sacrifices “please I have a wife and children” Albino: haha cope

  • @atheontimesconflux1067
    @atheontimesconflux1067 2 ปีที่แล้ว +166

    Yo albino, Atheon here
    Quick tip for act 1
    You want to throw every time you get to the end, because it rewards you for doing so. After you get a broken as shit card progress to act 2

    • @NotAlbino
      @NotAlbino  2 ปีที่แล้ว +250

      Hello, I beat the game 2 weeks ago 👍

    • @atheontimesconflux1067
      @atheontimesconflux1067 2 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      @@NotAlbino ah, I see.
      Totally not freaking out abt the fact you actually replied

    • @bigman7676
      @bigman7676 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Thx for vex last week

    • @mega0_02
      @mega0_02 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@NotAlbino epic im so excited to watch it

    • @Fully_Certified_Idiot
      @Fully_Certified_Idiot 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@NotAlbino based

  • @schizokiri
    @schizokiri 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I remember i played this game’s early alpha where the dev thought it’d end up a horror game so you ended up eating your child or getting eaten. Also it was called “sacrifices must be made” back then

  • @jonathanc7072
    @jonathanc7072 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    I just sat through this entire forty minute video thinking it was ten minutes long the whole time.

    • @OperationSpeed
      @OperationSpeed 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      There was so much stuff i didn't wanna cut out of the edit

  • @aquatem7505
    @aquatem7505 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    I was playing this last night, accidentally created the ultimate power deck by having the Unkillable totem for squirrels, and a zero cost 7/7 deathcard with flight that absolutely carried me

  • @Q_z_
    @Q_z_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    11:10 "blind streamer not using the disabled tag, brave"

  • @CtznKn_
    @CtznKn_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    Inscryption is by far my favorite game of 2021 and i hate card games lol

    • @pokepe12
      @pokepe12 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      [Spoiler moment]
      I loved it too, but felt like part 1 was the best which is a shame since it is the shortest. The twists were awesome tho.

  • @tobiasramsing6922
    @tobiasramsing6922 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    22:49 Static card binary translation: deep beneath

  • @tylerdurham1156
    @tylerdurham1156 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I've been subbed for a while now and every single video really is the highlight of my day. I love every video I see and you're simply an amazing and fun to watch creator :)

  • @gavindewey2881
    @gavindewey2881 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Loving this game so much! Fave streamer playing a new favorite of mine, hope you keep playing as it gets weirder

  • @bracerkum69420
    @bracerkum69420 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Goddayum, I loved watching the whole vod of him with inscryption and now this banger? Thank you ElBimbo

  • @pietrococconi2621
    @pietrococconi2621 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I LOVE WATCHING YOU PLAY THIS GAME PLEASE POST MORE ALBINO 💕💕💕

  • @pixelate4131
    @pixelate4131 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    To those curious about what the binary of the dogma card (white noise) translated to:
    deepbeneath

  • @yaboirevived
    @yaboirevived 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    My week is finally looking up. Repentance out on console, and found a new game I like. Thanks for uploading and brightening my day after my hard breakup.

  • @SpectralMarker142
    @SpectralMarker142 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This game looks awesome! Would love to see you finish it, Albino!

  • @0m3GAARS3NAL
    @0m3GAARS3NAL 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I don't know how much more you've put into this game, but I would very much recommend taking another run or two or ten, beat him and solve the story stuff, it is quite worth it

  • @bofu.
    @bofu. 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Ive been waiting for this

  • @anidiotontheinternet2184
    @anidiotontheinternet2184 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    30:23 I knew this would be the caged wolf and I still didn’t expect a “what da dog doin”

  • @NovaTrap1312
    @NovaTrap1312 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Really intriguing game, nice vid.

  • @tacemiko3849
    @tacemiko3849 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    You should continue playing, this game has so much more than you can imagine ;)

  • @Nika-ue9vn
    @Nika-ue9vn 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Pro tip: if you ever get a immortality totem, add it to the squirrel as soon as possible

  • @coraline2770
    @coraline2770 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Loved this game so much can’t wait to see how it goes for you

  • @maxwelldavidson4157
    @maxwelldavidson4157 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Jeez, I never even realized some of the possible synergies until watching this. Search deck totem on squirrels totem along with Mantis God with the field mice ability singlehandedly won me the game so what do I know lol

  • @namisaku537
    @namisaku537 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The king of maggots with RNG of a god

  • @dirivial_
    @dirivial_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Very cool looking game, I think I'll check it out.

  • @brianm.595
    @brianm.595 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I like this developers games. Pony Island and the hex were both also interesting. I would expect this game to also "glitch" and change into something different.

  • @PikaBolaChan
    @PikaBolaChan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    the funny man plays the good card game. pog

  • @edwardsawdy2348
    @edwardsawdy2348 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    More of this plz

  • @TheGreatVoicemancer
    @TheGreatVoicemancer 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "Inscryption is a good game"
    Hm yes the floor here is made out of floor.

  • @DinoBoy4544
    @DinoBoy4544 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    EVERY TIME I TRY TO ESCAPE, YOU REAPEAR! TELL ME HOW YOU DO IT!

  • @roetemeteor
    @roetemeteor 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Oh, this is out? Hell yeah!

  • @Templarfreak
    @Templarfreak 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    33:06 you're guaranteed to always get the eye if you have died a certain number of times, or completed a certain number of runs without progressing the story

  • @BASEDsoda
    @BASEDsoda 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    maggot build OP

  • @DigitalTheAlchemist
    @DigitalTheAlchemist 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    16:06 bro really said "Alright lets just skip wetlands"

  • @azericthetraveller6355
    @azericthetraveller6355 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    22:49 fun fact: the binary here says deepbeneath

  • @migweegwee2824
    @migweegwee2824 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I didn't know it at first from its gra poo hivs, but the people who made pony island made it, witch was a really good game I forgot about

  • @nou8913
    @nou8913 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Cool game with a funky lore

    • @wontcreep
      @wontcreep 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      true, i love how it feels very mystic random at first but progressively all dots connect, so well made

  • @jordanspencer2157
    @jordanspencer2157 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    All I'm asking is that they flesh the out the wolf and stinkbug's play style. Loved the duel disk

  • @Joe_Nutz_139
    @Joe_Nutz_139 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I saw the thumbnail and thought "this will be a good video"
    wasn't disappointed

  • @Tempus62
    @Tempus62 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I just beat Act 1 I knew I had the god runwhen I got the totem "Worthy sacrifice" with squirrel, and had a 6/14 survivor card I had made. I knew that was it, and steam rolled the whole board. Really interesting game

  • @SpoookyLucky
    @SpoookyLucky 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    POGGY WOGGY UWU WOTS DIS IS THAT A NEW VIDEO NOT ABOUT ISAAC?!?!?!

  • @sweettooth7500
    @sweettooth7500 ปีที่แล้ว

    If you ever beat the game (which i highly reccomend you do), there's a rougelike mode called "Kacyee's mod", which is basically challenge running.

  • @Xizilqou
    @Xizilqou 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    The antagonist guy in this game looks like every redditor ever

  • @itsraventm
    @itsraventm 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    i managed to beat the boss first try with the power of a ringworm. i dont even know the point of the card, i just boosted the health and damage at every campsite i encountered and NEVER lost it.
    well, that and the use of a certain sigil that makes the last fight a walk in the park.

  • @Slurpps
    @Slurpps 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    40 minute edited Albino video? Sold.

  • @ethanhinton4549
    @ethanhinton4549 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Another plus for the geck: another way (other than pelts) to have a 0 cost deathcard.

  • @asriel4046
    @asriel4046 ปีที่แล้ว

    Can't believe that Albino riggs even in this game.

  • @Slidius
    @Slidius 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    tbh albino is doing well and what matters is he's playing the way he wants to and is enjoying it

  • @tere4371
    @tere4371 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    good game indeed

  • @kestrel2045
    @kestrel2045 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    y'know, usually i don't like card games... but i might try this

  • @ninjacat230
    @ninjacat230 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    i just got a warren squirrel totem and instantly won the entire game

    • @ninjacat230
      @ninjacat230 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      and then i figured out how to combine child 13, ouroboros, and pregnancy to obtain INFINITE POWER

  • @twinakak
    @twinakak 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    1:10 my guy actually said cope

  • @TheFuzzyOcelot
    @TheFuzzyOcelot 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    heres hoping that he actually pays attention and enjoys the story elements and isn't one of those people who goes "anything that isn't act 1 is bad and shouldn't be in the game i want my money back"

  • @eagan_1902
    @eagan_1902 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    This video came out two days ago and I've seen it 6 times

  • @user-ev6ln1gp2l
    @user-ev6ln1gp2l 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I really liked this game, glad you played it

  • @lilmemze6318
    @lilmemze6318 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    i quite enjoyed that

  • @Perziak
    @Perziak 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    More please

  • @idanthyrsus6887
    @idanthyrsus6887 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I thought it was too simple of a card game to be fun but it did end up a fun experience

  • @gentlemangamerec7025
    @gentlemangamerec7025 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Albino finally plays Four Souls but gets kidnapped by some funny tree man instead to play some other game

  • @puffletuffle
    @puffletuffle 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    If you are curious the binary at 22:50 says: "deepbeneath"

  • @CoolKiller28
    @CoolKiller28 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Inscryption is an amazing game

  • @FrostyFortBoi
    @FrostyFortBoi 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    some dude said "stoat has been mewing" at 20:30 and it threw me off for a second.

  • @josephwalczak2076
    @josephwalczak2076 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    its great, then bad, then tedious, then great again

  • @MakkaPak
    @MakkaPak 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This game is so fucking sick, I hope
    albino plays the whole thing

    • @lubieplacki2772
      @lubieplacki2772 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      He finished it.

    • @MakkaPak
      @MakkaPak 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@lubieplacki2772 Well hot dog!

  • @objectiveice573
    @objectiveice573 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    rule number 1 in inscryption after you get the ring
    AWAYS PICK RING TRIAL

  • @Niki.J
    @Niki.J 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Can u finish the game please. It's very interesting to watch. Many thanks

  • @Yau_G.R.
    @Yau_G.R. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Yes damn i love the game

  • @sakuyaizayoi1945
    @sakuyaizayoi1945 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Did Albino ever finish Inscryption? Would love to see more

  • @Slidius
    @Slidius 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    lol that misplay at 30mins

  • @rhaelsura96
    @rhaelsura96 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Have you played Alt+f4? pretty neat game

  • @DrgnMastrim
    @DrgnMastrim 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    3:18
    H A H

  • @tophatoctopus1997
    @tophatoctopus1997 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    i beat the first act with a 0 cost 2/1 that went back to the hand on summon named quattuor

  • @YeeeetusYoinkus
    @YeeeetusYoinkus 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Like how he named 1 card Reginald
    He’s been watching some graystillplays

  • @Bubbaspiff
    @Bubbaspiff 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    magic the gathering but a spooky video game

  • @PhilTruthborne
    @PhilTruthborne 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Damn this game seems really interesting, i think imma give it a shot myself

  • @larryhoover2541
    @larryhoover2541 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I just wish this was a game you could play forever. Trust me, I've tried and it becomes painfully clear just how scripted everything is after a couple replays. Hope the devs release an endless version, the other two acts were sub par as well. Overall great game, but a little disappointing and not to mention falsely advertised.

    • @kingjoriy
      @kingjoriy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Agree, endless mode with leshy would actually make me die happy

    • @ellagage1256
      @ellagage1256 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Was Doki Doki "falsely advertised" when it presented itself as a dating sim instead of a horror game?

    • @samman9738
      @samman9738 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      The first act of this game is excellent. Totally agree that this act should be endless.

    • @petrikhorr
      @petrikhorr 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      your wish has come true

  • @Mudlumps
    @Mudlumps 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    1:00 chat moment

  • @quilfrey1139
    @quilfrey1139 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Do the secrets and the painting

  • @kubasonek1841
    @kubasonek1841 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Waiting for next episode

  • @ultimatexer6583
    @ultimatexer6583 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    [Inscryption Spoilers, kinda]
    Dont be discouraged by the feel/style of Act 2, Act 3 goes back to how Act 1 was for the most part

    • @Chronische
      @Chronische 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Personally, I really liked Act 2, because I really liked the old Pokemon TCG gameboy game.

    • @ultimatexer6583
      @ultimatexer6583 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Chronische I liked Act 2 as well, especially since I had literally no idea that the game was anything more than Act 1, but Ive noticed a lot of people stop playing at Act 2 because they think thats what the rest of the game is

    • @Chronische
      @Chronische 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ultimatexer6583 If that's what it was, I'd have been happy, honestly! My biggest complaint about that section is how short it is, tbh. Mixing the decks together (though at the cost of your side deck) made for some hilariously broken combos!

    • @mrShift_0044
      @mrShift_0044 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Chronische My complain is how stupidly underdeveloped everything after act 1 was. It's like the Robot literally made the most minimal fuckin game to *spoiler* in classic min-maxing strat, instead of actually finishing game to it's fullest.
      I'm still salty that we are stripped of Necromancy scribe, she seemed so chill....

    • @Chronische
      @Chronische 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@mrShift_0044 Certainly, it's a breeze to blast through part 2 in less than an hour, and part 3 in not much longer than that. An ideal act 4 would be all 4 scrybes working together to make a totally sweet game that makes use of all their features!

  • @agarthansupersoldier
    @agarthansupersoldier 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    It's really hard to outplay Theodore Kaszynski

  • @MAGRulesU
    @MAGRulesU 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Lez go he playing this game hopes it good

  • @ezequiel543210
    @ezequiel543210 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    really cool game ngl

  • @aaronb5065
    @aaronb5065 ปีที่แล้ว

    ⛏*dink*⛏*donk*⛏

  • @alitternuclearbomb
    @alitternuclearbomb 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    ouroboros moment?

  • @protonjones54
    @protonjones54 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Why does the stoat get more and more SQUARE as the game processes??

  • @Kano_Productions
    @Kano_Productions 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Pvz heros but spooky

  • @vajas6656
    @vajas6656 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    can you make a playtrough with the new offical Kaycee's mod?
    Pretty please

  • @shamim4136
    @shamim4136 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    My brain while playing this: 3x+1xc-22=

  • @lesstalkmorefun1548
    @lesstalkmorefun1548 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    True

  • @adrian_2
    @adrian_2 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    pls play more real dope

  • @cmdrlawliet3552
    @cmdrlawliet3552 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Me, sacrificing the Stoat for the first time: “Awh, fuck, no, wait, he’s got feelings?! 😥”
    Albino: “cope.”