Unhinged Celebrity Crushes
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 1 ต.ค. 2024
- Today I asked you to send me your celebrity crushes, I don't know what I was expecting. Obviously we got Dream and GeorgeNotFound. But Kermit? Kermit the Frog? A puppet? You are all unhinged.
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no
no
Already am >:)
no
dw james i already did
it is safe to say that teenagers scare the living shit out of James
they could care less as long as someone'll bleed
He’s scared of me? Nah I’m scared of him
@@nedyaj_ So darken your clothes, or strike a violent pose.
@@nedyaj_ So darken your clothes or strike a violent pose
Yes, I agree, we are a force to be reckoned with >:)
I resonate deeply with the goblin energy James Marriott emits. It makes his videos really enjoyable :)
james really called us fatherless, I mean hes not wrong but
Memento mori
he really called us fatherless and then trauma dumped his daddy issues, the hypocrisy
True-
my dad literally died
Same here darling
James: *Insulting Eddie fans*
Someone in chat: *he’s a drug dealer*
James: *he’s a drug dealer? Oh I kinda like him, fair enough.*
Mon just carries his drugs around school in a little box, that's quite audacious
Not even 10 seconds in and he's already bullying Billzo
It’s a lifestyle
It's valid
hate to say i went through a billzo crush phase … 💀😭
@@connieharrison6077 Atleast you admit to your crimes 💀
@@connieharrison6077 I-
not me hahaha (not in a weird way)
I half expected Wilbur to be the last one that would make James end stream 🧍♂️
I'm surprised no one put Wilbur honestly
@@_Miana_ I put him but ig it was too late.
it’s always a good day when james marriott posts
arguably, hear me out: no. /j
He's become obnoxious and annoying. Turned into one of those shouty TH-camrs that appeal to an audience with zero attention span.
i hope you and your family have long plentiful lifes to only have them ripped away
@@hermityt1663 nah bro he’s funny asf
@@t-spin4252 Sure, being obnoxiously loud and pulling faces is funny to a 6 year old maybe, it shouldn't be funny to an adult though. Also, the jump cut editing is awful, it's like being trapped with an over sized child that won't shut up.
I'm starting a petition to force James to watch the ninjago series
YES
Yes,yes We do
Yup free on Netflix
Litterly a god show
Omg pleeaaase
Ah yes another great piece of content exposing James's viewers
To be fair, my mom thinks James is more attractive than a good amount of the people in the video.
People are attracted to people near their age, thus James is probably 40
@@tanjeeschuan4999 you never know James can actually be 108
Agreed
@@Leah.274 JAMES IS A COW!?!?!?
@@KHphotography964 i wish
I think we should schedule an intervention for James, and maybe a therapist for all of his father-figureless viewers.
Guess I'm in the rare group of James viewers who have a good relationship with their dad😀👍
Hey, same here! Nice to meet ya😀🤝
Hey people, nice to meet you 😀
I am just entering this group, I only just started having a relationship with my father again lol
@@Elliotshmelliot Ayyy welcome 🤝
ehyyyyy its nice to see others
"i like the more intresting ones, like kermit"
well that tells us something doesn't it james
Me: feeling a little sad becuase of dead dad
James: WHAT IN THE FUCKING LEGO DRACO MALFOY IS THIS
Im preparing to rematch the whole ninjago series cuz my mental health is as chaotic as a James marriott stream
james, i believe everyone on your streams, INCLUDING YOU, need therapy.
“oh joe! he was in a netflix series!” literally could’ve worked for all 3 joes in a row.
Hey James bit of constructive criticism, vividly describing a vore scene between you and Nick from Zootopia doesn’t exactly draw in the views
It sure drew in mine
He'll get pyrocinicals view thats for sure /j
I mean damn, it sure drew in a couple thousand
These confessions make my alien cartoon crush seem normal, and that’s saying something
I love how each one of these drove James further into madness
“why is bowser kinda sexy” james’s channel in 5 words
All we learned from this video that James is weirdly good at voice impressions.
as someone who had a crush on lloyd garmadon (the grown up version, not the younger bowl-cut kid) in elementary school i feel very called out rn
Very cool video! Loved the part where we all got insulted by our favourite content creator
So the whole thing XD
From what I've seen in this video, in order for a character to be approved by James, they must be a drug dealer(Reminds me of the Charlie Slimcicle arc from hated to favourite student) and that James may secretly be a fanfic writer cause' look at this and tell me straight(or gay) in the eyes, that you don't see it as well: 4:24 - 4:30 and 10:40 and 10:56
I feel attacked for knowing about the Barbie villain
SHIT WHICH STREAM WAS THAT
Same
And I didn't even watch the actual movies, it was just part of my general knowledge 😔
Unhinged. Diabolical, even. One might say despicable.
i literally couldn’t breathe because of laughter after seeing jack manifold next to that toy story child
Kairy Draws' Art has given me a newfound appreciation for bowser, he's such a cool villain, he'd propably be my favourite if fawful didn't exist.
Bro Rick astley has aged like the FINEST of wines! He went from twink to daddy so easily!
as an avid joe keery enjoyer i am very upset at the violation of that image when there are THOUSANDS of amazing pictures of him online
as another avid joe keery enjoyer, i agree
NO SAME that photo was upsetting considering THERE ARE SO MANY OTHERS TO CHOOSE FROM
Barbie Fairytopia was 12x better than any video you could ever make and if you watched it as a kid maybe you wouldn’t be the way you are, respectfully, with love
7:00 TOO REAL even though kurtis looks like the embodiment of a guy from an 80s sitcom but he pulls it off
I'm watching a grown arse man make car noises at 0:45am. I am officially at rock bottom
My lowest point was when I was watching this live and instantly knew who Fungus was and what film he was from and could remember his voice perfectly
Fungus is iconic.
surprised lady dimitrescu didnt make an appearance
I love being aroace and watching stuff like this
The thing with georgenotfound is, when the whole New minecraft wave started happening I thought he was cute as hell,then I pretty quickly moved on from him, didn't rlyl enjoy his content either, and now over the last 2 weeks I've suddenly been going "hmmm wait a minute he kinda..." again and I am afraid.
ok but…..he kinda
@@noahsnetwork love ur pfp :]
he actually kinda....
HELLO JAMES
Is it normal not to have a celebrity crush?
Yes
Very
@@dj_playzstuffd6010 alright good lol
More normal really
He lost his sanity in the minion stream. This is the aftermath.
JAMES WHOLE STREAMUSSY WENT INTO THIS ONE.
Streamussy 😭😭
yes
maybe
perhaps
Maybe
I feel attacked for knowing fungus
This video has convinced me beyond a shadow of a doubt, James. Is. A. Furry.
love that mcr and andy is both mentioned less than a minute in
your pfp >>
Same
James just called all of us fatherless when I don’t have either parents
Waluigi can wa in my Luigi
i have an incredibly long list of celebrity crushes.
james mcavoy, ewan mcgregor, hailee steinfeld, florence pugh, david tennant, matt smith, jake johnson, zendaya, oscar isaac, pedro pascal, taron egerton, richard madden, diego luna, ben willbond, ben barnes, marissa tomei
thats not even the full list its just kff the top of my head
(im mentally ill if you couldnt tell 😻)
i feel like James purposefully said this shit 7:18 just to make me cry because that is literally what fucking happened happened to me lmao
i dont know what's more unhinged- these crushes or James in this stream
I’m surprised no one put Draco
9:57 me going “top half fish or bottom half fish” then James saying it. Me “. . . When you think the same thing as James you know you f**ked up.” 😂
Earned that subscribe tho.
Having gerard as my pfp and watching this video at the same time feels illegal
A small part of James dies in every episode, it'll only be so long before he's a shambling husk (affectionate)
My celebrity crushes: ldshadowlady, lights, and kallmekris. *h e l p*
To who ever put Harry styles 🫶🫶🫶
absolutely loving Jamie boo bear's descent into madness 💗
kind of concerned about how he would have reacted to my crush on Aphmau's minecraft characters
I understand you
Whoever chose jacksepticeye
I agree but not with that photo 😂
POV: you watched this stream live and your just looking for your chat messages
Where is Jar Jar Binks
Where is ARAGOG
WHERE IS PORG
Ok, no. But why is waluigi that flexible. He is giving me chills in the best ways.
HARRY
EXACTLY
This video explains my mental situation atm... Chaotic
My sibling likes Gérard way idc if I spelt it wrong but when you sung that on stream it's true they have 2 friends 🙂
whoever said andy biersak 😻😻😻😻😻😻😻
ur chat is so awful
Yep, never watching another stream/yt video from you without headphones. My mom sked who tf was barking
My celebrity crush is you James Marriott
When James swears:
🔊
"have u ever seen donald glover and childish gambino in the same room together? no"
well have u ever seen jesus christ and me in the same room?
To the person that sent james Fungus from that barbie movie.. im scared of you
Ninjago Lloyd Lego costume? Why are you trying to wear a kids costume and pretend to be Lloyd who is a kid? Kinda sus ngl
Do you have any grasp on the concept of time? And the fact that legos age?
@@grungjy don't talk to me about my childhood
Woke up for this, and James did not disappoint.
candace dixkfit ur .oth
gerard way is so hot
I am a very gay person and I hate heartstopper.
Out of interest, why?
@@imbored9955 I just don't like the show and I have never read the books
Mine was Chris evans when captain America came out.
I was 5 and taught to be homophobic but I’m now proudly bi
Putting this video on the TV with a strict mother may not be the best idea but it’s an idea.
The fact he thought anyone would watch him without having daddy issues is surprising to say the least
2:39 is someone being just a few slippery steps away from becoming that one episode of My Strange Addiction
Edit: Yeah 10:42 as well
who in the lego draco malfoy is this
its la-loyd, son of lord garmadon ✨
I LOST IT WHEN I SAW LLOYD
NO SAME CUZ WHY DIDNT THEY SEND OLDER LLOYD
James realization that most of us have either dead dads, disappeared fathers, or reprobates for dads💀
James we only said he looked older because we didn’t want you to end the stream the truth is you look older
THE JOE KEERY ONE FUCKING KILLED ME
two tiered bowl 💀
I’m a little upset that Simba wasn’t up there but Fungus was.
Nah it's completely valid tbh
My cousin made a no no a while ago by going on Ibs Paint and making Joe Lockes eyebrows more far apart im now tramuatized
I don't have Twitter, but I have a huge crush on Neve Campbell
The amount of viewers on your stream with dead fathers is slightly concerning.
Unsubbing because James doesn't know Lego Ninjago
i’m apart of the 1% of viewers who’s dads r still in their lives
watching james marriott make a car impression deeply upsets me
but i mean, its a james marriott live stream what was i to expect
Adian Gallagher coming up so soon called me tf out😔
Joseph Quinn and Eddie Munson have my heart Sorry not sorry
One of my friends is legitimately attracted to GLaDOS (or so he says). I
He’s not even into robots, it’s just the personality i think?? Also he has an actual boyfriend lmaoo
Does baymax count as a celebrity
How dare you talk about fungus like that James
Ngl, Mrs.Incredible or is it just me?
surprised that didn’t see Timothée Chalamet done in the list
whoever put harry styles i agree 😌😌
also the ‘liam payne just threatened me’ 😂
Ok but like,, why did they have to put THAT pic 💀
OUT OF ALL OF THEM-