7:05 "charge baby" is a translation of "充电宝" which means battery bank. This phone may have reverse charging capability. 充电 means charge while 宝 means baby. "XX宝" usually means "XX tool" or "XX helper" in chinese.
The brick cellphone is badass. If I trusted Wish enough to buy the phone from it, I would. It would be funny as heck to walk around carrying that humungous brick.
The Chinese on the phone's box says "Retro Big Brother Big Cellphone"(大哥大=Big Brother Big/Big Brother Prime is how Chinese people used to call these 1st gen cellphones since only the richest aka. big brothers could afford one). I believe it shares motherboard and programme design with function phones intended for old people, that's why it is so loud and plays the strange music every time turns on.
I legit want the old school cell phone. My dad had a Motorola one from his company. It was the coolest thing I'd ever seen at the time....a phone that didn't require being attached to the phone jack in the wall
That soda dispenser ain't gonna work with glass bottle, it expects plastic 1.5L bottle as you can see in the spiral for the bottle cap. Then you have to poke the bottom with a small nail so that the CO2 will push the soda and the dispenser will work.
The neck item is kinda useless for its purpose (pain relief) since it creates overextension in your neck...which is constantly overextended due to our daily habitual posture. So you try to reduce pain by doing exactly the thing what creates it in the first place xD
I actually own the sleep earbuds I've been using them for like a month or so at this point they're good if you just wanna listen to podcasts while napping or sleeping but I've also lost each bud more than one time lol
yeaa Bitdefender like the Bitdefender that had a GIANT Data breach not so long ago leaking like every customer information so that some guy from Romania tried to log into my Router. Sadly Mr Chris from Romania with the IP that I wont write here, u picked the wrong house fool. Dont sign up for Bitdefeder. Sign up for Malwarebytes. Not Data breaches and by far better anti virus :)
The phone comment about radiation hit way too close to home lol. I remember a few months back I had a women come in looking to buy a prepaid phone, but didn't want anything that was 5G because she was still believing in the whole popcorn being popped by phones video. Re-looking up the video for fun later and seeing how long ago it was uploaded made me laugh. The phones they used must have been on 2 or 3g ( frequencies practically no longer in use to my knowledge), and now we are at 4 and 5G. Regardless if that video were real then 4G would already be doing irreparable damage, so I wouldn't see the harm in going up to 5G lol.
As a chronic side sleeper with earbuds that wakes up either in the middle of the night uncomfortably or in the morning very uncomfortably with my earbuds still in I cannot wait for Elon and Neurolink so I can have a Bluetooth speaker inside my dome and can finally comfortably lay on my side while listening to Creepypastas at night, I've tried like 20 pairs of earbuds and still not one comfortable pair for side sleeping, I saw a couple companies make special pillow with small cutouts where you would rest your ear comforably sideways but the prob with those is you have to commit to the one small spot there is so flipping the pillow to the cool side or moving it at all. In a perfect world I would love to be able to wear my over the ear headphones to bed and lay on my side but I doubt that will ever be a thing, most earbuds tend to make my holes ache after an hour or two. Such a first world problem I know lol!
Not gonna lie i think Austin could totally rock the hat lmao
I wouldn't hang out with him but it looks ok
Maybe if he was playing an extra in peaky blinders then ok
I thought the same thing.
People love to hate flatcaps, but there's a reason they were popular for so long.
@harmonic5107 Yeah, they can be great or be crap
*hiding from the killer in my house turning on my phone to call the cops* "ARE YOUUUUUU SERIOUSSSSSSSS!!!!!! DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUUUN DUN"
This one goes out to the editors, for putting up with austin's levels of random
It makes me cringe when he starts going random sometimes. It’s too much sometimes.
I’m surprised a channel this size uses cap cut
And his annoying voice
@@GarAct they def dont use cap cut
They're the real heroes of this channel
7:05 "charge baby" is a translation of "充电宝" which means battery bank. This phone may have reverse charging capability. 充电 means charge while 宝 means baby. "XX宝" usually means "XX tool" or "XX helper" in chinese.
“ARRRRRE YOOOOU SERIOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUSSSSSS?!?!?!?!?!”
That phone is WILD! 🤣🤣💀
“Extra! Extra!! Read all about it.” Austin was a lad for half a second.
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4:54 Bro doesn't realize he had English -> Chinese instead of Chinese -> English
I translated it with my phone and it said "big brother's cell phone"
Austin needs to be forced to use the brick phone as his phone for a week!
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Bruh
Why does Austin pull that jean hat off so well🤣
The brick cellphone is badass. If I trusted Wish enough to buy the phone from it, I would. It would be funny as heck to walk around carrying that humungous brick.
Honestly can we get Dankpods to buy Austin Evans some Mystery Technology. They will soon find out the awesomeness of Nuggets.
I have never seen Austin styling so hard as when he had the black and gold shirt on as well as the denim hat.
That big phone made my day 😅😂😂😂😂
If there's one content creator I would watch for eternity it's this guy's content. ♥️ Love the vids, keep up the good work 💯
The Chinese on the phone's box says "Retro Big Brother Big Cellphone"(大哥大=Big Brother Big/Big Brother Prime is how Chinese people used to call these 1st gen cellphones since only the richest aka. big brothers could afford one). I believe it shares motherboard and programme design with function phones intended for old people, that's why it is so loud and plays the strange music every time turns on.
Dude low key that denim hat is a whole ass fit on Austin
And now Austin became a TRUE SLAV.
Votka!
I legit want the old school cell phone. My dad had a Motorola one from his company. It was the coolest thing I'd ever seen at the time....a phone that didn't require being attached to the phone jack in the wall
It can't just be me that immediately saw it was English to Chinese and not Chinese to English
4:55
Austin, the lets get ready to rumble guy is mad litigious. I urge you cut that part out and reupload. That loser sues everyone over it.
Not a waste when you get enough views hopefully to cover the cost. Saying that I absolutely love these vids you all do 😊
plus the money he got from the sponsor
That phone is probably the greatest thing you have ever gotten from wish.
NGL rocking that Big Chungus phone would be hilarious
That chunky phone start is awesome!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I hoped he called someone with it!
I wonder why it didn't translate, its almost as if he selected English to Chinese instead of Chinese to English. Literally just says "mobile phone"
thanks Austin! that was fun video 🤣🤣
That soda dispenser ain't gonna work with glass bottle, it expects plastic 1.5L bottle as you can see in the spiral for the bottle cap. Then you have to poke the bottom with a small nail so that the CO2 will push the soda and the dispenser will work.
Nice grammar. Not!
@@reydo17 English isn’t everyone’s first language and their comment was perfectly legible. What did you gain from your comment?
@@ShoreyJr grammar isn't only in English, genius
@@ShoreyJr don't waste your time feeding the troll
'Only' $485 Austin is becoming sensible.
no joke that battery bank thats also a phone would be incredibily useful is many emergency situations .. , i can see so many uses for it
Would be nice to have links to these items. Some items are really interesting.
"why is he doing that?" 😂😅🤣
Somebody tell me how to get that little happy dog
10:58 You should have confirmed on camera if they actually did refund you
That phone power on audio is hilarious!
14:05 that part just hurt me mentally. EM Radiation is quite literally EVERYWHERE.
Great Video Austin 👍🏻✌🏻
One sponsor I actually like. Bit defender is amazing love that security
the phone in 4:53 be called big brother big phone 🤣
The phone killed me 😂😂😂
The battery cable is actually super useful for diagnosing charging ports, I've seen TronicsFix use a similar one while testing Nintendo Switches
Yeah guys you need to ring a ling Austin's Ding-a-Ling Bell😅😅😅😅😅😅😂😂😂😂😂
That deep fried windows device noise got me 😂😂😂💀💀😂
The neck item is kinda useless for its purpose (pain relief) since it creates overextension in your neck...which is constantly overextended due to our daily habitual posture. So you try to reduce pain by doing exactly the thing what creates it in the first place xD
4:51 “大哥大手机”
Yes It Is Chinese And it Means "big brother's big phone" if you directly translate it
I Love Love Austin Evans Videos 💙🤍🖤
I actually own the sleep earbuds I've been using them for like a month or so at this point they're good if you just wanna listen to podcasts while napping or sleeping but I've also lost each bud more than one time lol
17 mins of my life is well spent. We need to jump deeper into this rabbit hole!
austin grinding the uploads
My dad would unironically love that blue jeans ivy cap. I bought him a leather one for Christmas and he wears it all the time
this is exactly what i expected when i clicked on this vid
austin looked so much like Connor mcgregor with the cap and shirt on without the muscles
Imagine Austin isn't eating Edibles before he comes into his show or on a livestream ✌️🤪🍃🥳✊🤣
yeaa Bitdefender like the Bitdefender that had a GIANT Data breach not so long ago leaking like every customer information so that some guy from Romania tried to log into my Router. Sadly Mr Chris from Romania with the IP that I wont write here, u picked the wrong house fool. Dont sign up for Bitdefeder. Sign up for Malwarebytes. Not Data breaches and by far better anti virus :)
14:30 is that one of those spy gadgets, which is used to find bugs😂
That brick old school like phone was strangely fascinating, I need more of it!!
that flat cap, its not a kilt ya needed, thats more farmer thing, "grab some cider an stay off my trattor" XD
@12:15 bang out of order! 🇬🇧
The direct translation of the label on the old school cell phone reads "big brother big phone" 🤣
Should do tech from TEMU
That was the best boot-up sequence EVER.
Austin looks like logic
6:08 your face killed me 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤌🏾
love these episodes!
The waiting montage, where Austin tries to launch his music career.
The phone comment about radiation hit way too close to home lol. I remember a few months back I had a women come in looking to buy a prepaid phone, but didn't want anything that was 5G because she was still believing in the whole popcorn being popped by phones video. Re-looking up the video for fun later and seeing how long ago it was uploaded made me laugh. The phones they used must have been on 2 or 3g ( frequencies practically no longer in use to my knowledge), and now we are at 4 and 5G. Regardless if that video were real then 4G would already be doing irreparable damage, so I wouldn't see the harm in going up to 5G lol.
16:59 Are you hyped for the Z Fold5/ Z Flip 5? also what are your thoughts on the new Razr Ultra Flip Phone?
now we know how austin got the drip in ithe THIS IS vid
scammers everywhere LOVE Austin, he will give them money in return for content
Austin with those in ear headphones makes me think he could never wear hearing aids
the music at the start of the wish fit part is sooo good omg what is it
They're clowning a hat style that Austin has worn in the past un-ironically
That phone is the perfect joke gift for my dad I'm so getting it 😂😂😂😂😂
I'm gonna need someone to post the mp3 of that phone startup sound
Paddington Bear called and he wants his hat back. 😂
read all about it, austin has traveled back in time 100 years and became a Dickensian stereotype
Now I’m imagining a fan seeing him in the wild with that shirt & actually just punching him in the face. 🤣😭
I love that a bunch of dudes together can be totally chill and one call another "you stupid idiot" and everyone laugh... Is what more young men need.
Its just called being good friends
@@IDoABitOfTrollin don't even need to be friends, it's just being good people.
20 bucks says austin doesnt have bit defender on a single device
Joanna is soo innocent 😂
5:55 I need this and a boot up chime for my MacBook Air 🤣
I unironically need that phone in my life, just for the boot music.
When he put the Jean cap on bro looked like logic 😭😭😭
"Which Newsie did you base Clark Kent off of? Was it Austin Evans?"
Austin, you had your Google Translate set from English to Chinese instead of Chinese to English. That’s why it didn’t work.
15:45 lol "amped". Good pun even if unintended
love your videos bro
I love these kind of videos
You know wish sends their parcels down a canyon into the airplane down below and that's why most wish parcels are bashed up!!!
Top Notch editing this video, had me dying
As a chronic side sleeper with earbuds that wakes up either in the middle of the night uncomfortably or in the morning very uncomfortably with my earbuds still in I cannot wait for Elon and Neurolink so I can have a Bluetooth speaker inside my dome and can finally comfortably lay on my side while listening to Creepypastas at night, I've tried like 20 pairs of earbuds and still not one comfortable pair for side sleeping, I saw a couple companies make special pillow with small cutouts where you would rest your ear comforably sideways but the prob with those is you have to commit to the one small spot there is so flipping the pillow to the cool side or moving it at all. In a perfect world I would love to be able to wear my over the ear headphones to bed and lay on my side but I doubt that will ever be a thing, most earbuds tend to make my holes ache after an hour or two. Such a first world problem I know lol!
That denim hat looks like kinda hat you wear when you drink beer in every joint in your town
the start up sound needs to be a ring tone :D
"I am not getting this laptop. I am not getting this laptop. I am adding it to cart."
I'm sorry I love that phone lmao 🤣🤣 (I'm watching this alongside Le Mans lol)
it's official...I'm never trusting Austin again with headphone reviews, lol
That black and gold shirt is actually awesome
Didn't know Wish was still around. Thought Temu killed it
Can we get another DK Oldies video?
even with bit defender, ferrari will definitely find a way to fuckd up their strategy again
12:34 is the look of 2023
6:17. Congratulations, You have just been sued by Michael Buffer.