Regret: "Do you have any idea how valuable our halo ring was to the convenant?" Arbiter: "I don't know, maybe, 2 or 3 hundred credits?" Audience: "Booooooo" Arbiter "What, was I wrong?"
"This bomb has enough firepower to level a small African city. So just one question...what if you miss?" "Cortana, I have no idea.....ahhhhhhhhhhhhhHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHOLYSHITAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH---"
Lol I almost burst out laughing when a Arby screamed when he was electrically shocked. Also the Jeff Steitzer voice inserts were hilarious! Great job on this! :D
SpreeKeller the kicker is they could have made it 4 player. With the whole 4 spartans thing. Cannot see how they could have missed that golden opportunity
Actually thats not a random prophet, its a San 'Shyuum (basically just a random citizen of the prophets species) Prophets are higher class leaders of the Covenant.
This was absolutely stunning. The voice work was top notch. The lip syncing was a little off at times, but it's forgivable. I was chuckling the whole time, and I'm really looking forward to the next one.
Dude, I absolutely love how you portrayed everyone, particularly the covenant and especially the prophets. I can't wait to see how you're gonna treat the heretic.
"You have the microwave, Cortana. As soon as you get a chance I want a fresh batch of chapotlè." Bee tee dubs, Master Chief is basically Caboose in this series.
Oh God, that was so gut wrenchingly hilarious. but my main concern is: the Moon is colonized in Halo, so why can I not see any hermitically sealed buildings and facilities?
Its...a dub that ACTUALLY IS FUNNY. I haven't seen one of these since the Bad Lip Readings of Hunger Games and Catching Fire... AND THE DUB MATCHES THE LIPS TOO HOLY SHIT
When lordhood said "Give it a quick scratch Master chief." And, "That was not a fart..." I never laughed so fucking hard in my life before, i nearly passed out. Thak you Teh Spearhead.
"Do you have any idea how valuable a Halo ring is?!" "I-I don't know, uh, like, uh, what.. ten, ten.. twenty, twenty-five bucks, maybe? Uh, you-you're gonna kill me now, aren't you?"
![Halo Dubs: The Movie [H2A Full]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/8ioRxkW5-rg/mqdefault.jpg)
Lord Hood: Excuse me miss we're handing out medals here. Oh, I forgot we let women serve.
I died
"And much like my sex life, we're going to have to make this quick" lmaoo
"Unhh.. my nose itches... ah!"
"Give it a quick scratch, Master Chief..."
*pbbbbbbt*
"That was not a fart..."
Goddamn dude, I'm surprised I never saw these videos before!!! Goddamn Lord Hood was great!
Love your videos
The Act Man Wow never expected you here Act Man
The Act Man you are so right. CHIPOTLE 😂😂😂
A man shouldnt wage war on an empty stomach.....
U SMELL DELICIOUS LORD HOOD
"Look who I got, everybody... It's the heretic..."
Damn it, Caboose went to the Halo Reach campaign, and now his brother went to Halo 2 remastered campaign. *sigh*
yea those were good times we swap stories mine is obviously better
yeah
Michael Caboose It’s Michael J Caboose!
Regret: "Do you have any idea how valuable our halo ring was to the convenant?"
Arbiter: "I don't know, maybe, 2 or 3 hundred credits?"
Audience: "Booooooo"
Arbiter "What, was I wrong?"
Regret: Everyone shut the fuck up!
P.O.M. Keeper
I don't think I can afford that. Not all of us can sit on floating thrones of awesomeness.
Nathan Cameron My wife is going to be seriously pissed, can I at least have financial aid?
Navisiul 97 Truth: No
Misbehaven123
You got mixed up between Mercy and Regret.
"And now for some copyright infringement" *Star Wars blaster noises* I fucking died
you have now entered the world of Caboose
Ryan Zimmerman yesss
"THROW DAT BUM OUT, HE AIN'T GOT NO MONEY" I'm so weak 😂
Mercy: Everyone Shut the fuck up!
OMG IM CRYING :D
Frr!!
Yeah! Haha, that was the best part.
iamRJANO Also...
'You smell delicious Lord Hood'
Finally someone mentioned a funny part lol
Howard EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP
"Soon the tax man will come and when he does all of your posesions will be taken and nothing will be left behind" I subed after that
"This bomb has enough firepower to level a small African city. So just one question...what if you miss?"
"Cortana, I have no idea.....ahhhhhhhhhhhhhHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHOLYSHITAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH---"
Lol I almost burst out laughing when a Arby screamed when he was electrically shocked. Also the Jeff Steitzer voice inserts were hilarious! Great job on this! :D
Holy shit Austin did all of those voices? What a boss
:D
8:07-8:57 CAN'T STOP LAUGHING!!
8:10 I was drinking water while I was watching this, and now my computer is soaked.
***** You don't have to apologize for anything, my computer screen was just a little wet is all. Besides, this hysterical video was well worth it.
that moment you realize this has a better story than halo 5
Halo 5 is like the CoD ghosts of halos only unlike CoD people came for the story more then the multiplayer also those assholes removed slip screen.
SpreeKeller the kicker is they could have made it 4 player. With the whole 4 spartans thing. Cannot see how they could have missed that golden opportunity
Tyler Freeman yet even this a better love story than twilight too
Tyler Freeman i realized that along time ago!
Chief falling through space was one of the funniest things I’ve ever
I like how when mercy said shut the fuck up sounds like cranky o fonner
And the part where that random prophet said "throw that bum out he ain't got no money "
Actually thats not a random prophet, its a San 'Shyuum (basically just a random citizen of the prophets species) Prophets are higher class leaders of the Covenant.
Hahaha for real and i love how master chief was screaming for like 2 min
patrick kelley his probs just a very minor prophet cuz there a many others minor prohpets other then those 3
brunt chieftain lel
"You smell delicious lord hood!!!" lost it there. You deserve more subscribers
this ant right no man can start war on a empty stomach
chief reminds me of Caboose in this
XD same hes my favorite character in Red Vs Blue
OMG TARTORUS IS CLEAVLEND
lol i died when he said " take his clothes of i want to see him naked "
Elite "I'm not into bondage"
Tartarus "well I am😉"
stories and games
That Elite was Thel Vadam btw.
"Eh, here's some copyright infringement."
This was far better than I expected.
Lord Hood: This isn’t right, a man shouldn’t wage war on a empty stomach.
Tartarus almost sounds like Cleveland Brown.
He straight up does...which is...kind of horrifying to think about
"bomb armed"
"bomb DETONATING"
How does this not have millions of views?
"What if you miss?"
"Cortana? I have no idea"
Just one of the many golden lines to laugh your ass off to
What I hate is the things much less funny than this get so much more fame. This deserves some credit.
Master Chief screamed through space and I loved it.
The only thing that would make this funnier would be to make this Master Chief the one from "Master Chief sucks at Halo 3". That would be hilarious.
+Teh Spearhead
Is master chief inspired by caboose?
+Delta D118 funny as hell that shit is funny
The Arbiter isn't very totes and cool because he didn't bring any snacks from his holiday on the halo installation.
The cafe on the halo is very good.
Delta 118 lolololoololol
Whoever came up with this is a bloody genius
"Bitch, do you ever shut up?"
Made my day. Thank you for this.
This was absolutely stunning. The voice work was top notch. The lip syncing was a little off at times, but it's forgivable. I was chuckling the whole time, and I'm really looking forward to the next one.
When I expect the original voices, these amazing voice overs is what I hear. And it's funny as hell.
This.... This is... just... BEAUTIFUL..... WHEN CAN I HAVE A DUBBED GAME?!
So is Tartarus being Cleveland, too much funny man
Shiny face's screams are hilarious.
Love the bits with Tartarus, and the Arbiter! Great job overall!
Aww, chief's laugh at 6:45 is so child like and innocent
"Cortana I have no idea" best one yet
Love all that screaming chief is doing!
Dude, I absolutely love how you portrayed everyone, particularly the covenant and especially the prophets. I can't wait to see how you're gonna treat the heretic.
Got recommended this on Facebook. This is fantastic
"You have the microwave, Cortana. As soon as you get a chance I want a fresh batch of chapotlè."
Bee tee dubs, Master Chief is basically Caboose in this series.
343 should make a skull that turns all cutscenes into parody. Just like this.
Cortana: Me inside your head, now!
Chief: Heheheheheh this tickles!
Oh God, that was so gut wrenchingly hilarious. but my main concern is: the Moon is colonized in Halo, so why can I not see any hermitically sealed buildings and facilities?
dude thank you so much for doing this you have brought me so much joy. :) And an excuse to watch these beautiful re-mastered cutscenes again... ;)
I love halo but this was epic. Keep up the great work
7:11 Admiral Hood: "That was not a fart."
Admiral Hood: "That was just my shoes."
You have single handedly enhanced my childhood 200% or destroyed it... NAH THIS IS HILARIOUS!
I love how Thel is voiced.
Quite possibly the funniest thing I've ever seen in my life, Thank you! LOL
Well Johnson knows what the ladies like....hats.
LOL The ending was best part lol Master chefe sreaming like Bicht. yet a makes since on his Actions that he took.
This is awesome! I cracked up. Also I love how Cheif is the one from Derdect. Keep up the great work!
This is friggin hilarious!!! Great as always!
8:11 Me when I'm in a plane
I have such great self control that I try not to laugh daring the video and I did it. I mange not to laugh for about 30 sec.
8:10-9:30 Funniest shit in the whole episode!
+Nevvon Dennis It's like hearing a child ride a roller coaster for the first time!
Lt Bicker LOL!!!!!!!!!!
This was hilarious! Note to other viewer's don't drink anything while watching this
Its...a dub that ACTUALLY IS FUNNY.
I haven't seen one of these since the Bad Lip Readings of Hunger Games and Catching Fire...
AND THE DUB MATCHES THE LIPS TOO HOLY SHIT
For two years I thought these were taken down for copyright. Now I've finally found them again!
Halo 2 anniversary, featuring Chris Tucker as Sergeant Johnson!
Johnson sounding like Chris Tucker is the funniest shit
"But a halo was still destroyed. Someones gonna have to pay for it. And since all 3 of us are dirt poor, its gonna have to be you."
This was brilliant! I can't wait for part 2!
2:01 fave part as always
When lordhood said "Give it a quick scratch Master chief." And, "That was not a fart..." I never laughed so fucking hard in my life before, i nearly passed out. Thak you Teh Spearhead.
this is hilarious please make more! :D
I cant wait for the rest! This was hilarious!
I fucking love this video.
THE CHIEF'S VOICE ABSOLUTELY BROKE ME! I DIED LAUGHING!
10/10 was actually laughing the whole time, and passed it on to one of my friends.
Funny AF! Do more dude!
45 seconds in and I was already laughing my ass off!
"Screw your stupid marriage proposal we're about to get attacked!"
Lord Hood made my day XD
so that's what caboose used to do before he joined blue team.
7:23
Cortana: you do realise he just shit himself, right?
Master Chief: oh yeah (would be funny if) he does that all the time.
I fucking love it when he grabs the bomb and screams. I was in tears. XD
8:14 SO FUCKING FUNNY THAT SCREAM seriously that scream
"Do you have any idea how valuable a Halo ring is?!"
"I-I don't know, uh, like, uh, what.. ten, ten.. twenty, twenty-five bucks, maybe? Uh, you-you're gonna kill me now, aren't you?"
"What if you miss?"
"Then nothing of importance will be lost."
OR
cue the Medic "I HAVE NO IDEA!"
This is so funny. I'm hope you'll do the other halos.
Hoping
This made the most badass cutscene in halo 2 the funniest cutscene in halo 2
HOW DOSE THIS NOT HAVE A MILLION LIKES YET LOL
"Bomb detonated" Loved it xD
8:39 me a few hours after mexican food
That was the greatest thing I have ever heard in my life
Can't believe this was 10 years ago...
Very entertaining, the voice work was really good!
This was hilarious great job!
damn, you are really talented for this
Holy fuck this is awesome and I need more
7:53 funniest minute ever
I love the Chris Tucker voice for Johnson
This has made my day thank u :D
9:17 i laughed my ass off *thump* "Oh fuck!" XD
"B!tches always go for the fly mothafucka with a hat" -Sargent Major Avery Johnson(best halo character ever)