It was the abnormal presence of testosterone imbalance in the lower jaw, the muscular extremities of the upper body, and the size distortion in the eyes.
I just Googled Steele Dossier and apparently he's a real actor who goes by the name Christopher Steele . He's played the role of counterintelligence man (I think that means he's the opposite of intelligent? ) . Prior to this Babylon Bee short he was best known for accepting a contract from none other than the wife of Monica Lewinskys boyfriend! I'm glad to see he's taking on less taboo scandalist roles.
Hmmmm... How does The Bee feel about being The Fish now? Flies like a bee, buzzes like a bee, has stripes like a bee. It's a FISH! Wow, until I just now typed that out, it had never made sense to me. Now, it's perfectly logical!
As a casual writer, describing things as what they literally are just to fill more space had me rolling. "Her knock sounded like the hand of a human skeleton covered in multiple layers of epidermis with its fingers curled into a fist knocking on the door. Knock. Knock. Knock."
@@daveeyes Violence is whatever they say it is, at any given moment. (So that they can turn around and use actual, literal violence against anyone who they "feel" has "offended" them.)
When they said that they mean "Other side's words are violence" , if they are one speaking it is " free speech" even the mocking ones ......especially the mocking ones
"Words are violence." Except that at the end the (not wo)man pulled out a gun and actually committed real violence instead of imagined woke wordy violence.
Gotta admit its pretty fing stupid that a judge legally declared bees to be a type of fish just so they would fall under a different set of regulations.
@@blogintonblakley2708 I think it would actually sadden Him. BUT through these types of skits the message can get out how ridiculous, wrong and hipocritical humans can be and are being. There are many ways to convey messages and this is one of them.
@@magdabadrena2836 The problem is that the hypocrisy here is coming from people who Christ tells to be tolerant. This video is the opposite of tolerant. Keep in mind Christ puts the last first, and the first last. Sermon on the Mount... You know the Blessed be's... Christ hung around with the outcasts from the religious community... not with those who were confident in their own righteousness. Is your church a welcoming place for gay, trans, and homosexual people? The way you'll know is that you have them showing up to services and as part of your congregation. If you loved someone that was trans... would you invite them over to watch the video with you for laughs?
@@transparentglazier It took me a few seconds to realize what it was, even then, I wasn't sure. I love the pipes, bubbles and the super long pipe stem, lollipop, cigar, cigarette.
I like how Steele was smoking a different item in almost every shot: cigarette, pipe, extrememly long pipe, bubble pipe and a giant round lollipop Babylon Noir at its best!
This somehow managed to be a legit pastiche of hardboiled detective dramas while also making light of the absurdity of postmodern gender theory. Bravo.
This was perfect. I like how the actual woman at the end put his cigarette back, because he dropped it, being dead. This is next level satire. It IS still possible!
The Babylon Bee has just produced something truly timeless. Kids will learn about how absurd our time was in their Christian homeschool co-ops by viewing this amazing piece of film.
@@blogintonblakley2708 believe it or not, mocking the absurdity and evil of things such as the transgender ideology is a historical Christian practice. Elijah asked the false prophets of Baal, for example, if their gods were on the toilet when they could not summon them to perform a miracle. Read Proverbs 26:4-5. Just as comedy does in other contexts, this tool of mockery communicates truth by other means that words aren't physical violence (in very specific instances, words can be used to incite violence but that's still different), that men can't be women, etc...and paroding the noir genre of film is just fun and hilarious.
@@JR-rs5qs Sorry but you are trying to put old wine into a new wine skin. Proverbs is the Old Testament. Christ brought a new deal. Grace. And Christ instructed you to be tolerant of others and not judge. Take a lesson from who Christ hung out with. Christ hung out with the outcasts from the religious community. Those that weren't convinced of their own righteousness. You know, prostitutes, tax collectors who were literally hated, thieves... Not church people.
I grew up listening to old time radio shows with my family--Dragnet, Sam Spade, etc and this was incredible. I haven't laughed this much at a Bee video in awhile. ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️
@@Bright_Stranger Ah yes, the new Babylon Fish video. Lol The internet judges have determined that the limit on internet winners has been exceeded for the day. ;)
The light grew dim with the tears filling up in her eyes..she didn't want to laugh but she had to. She watched til the end and what a good end it was. No film noir here.... just the cold hard truth of the realities of present days. She wiped her eyes with the back of her hand, swigged down that last glass of gin and felt better for the truth having been told and walked out into the sunlight.
Well damn, that was awesome! I hope we see more from Steele Dossier in the future. That could be a great running gag ~ especially if he gets himself killed at the end of every episode, LOL! Hmm... I wonder if he has Reporter acquaintance (nemesis?) named Mueller?
Steele...Steele Dasia. That's gold Jerry! GOLD!! "The phone ringing sounded like a small structure hitting a bell over and over". The bubble pipe. Rich. Right up there with writing and editing on a Zucker scale. Impressive piece of film noir.
"She had managed to walk into the bathroom, human like in her stride. The familiar sound happened and then she walked out, human like again. That's when she left the biggest clue behind; a raised toilet seat. Upwards and masculine in a unlady-like manner! 🤣
@@aspirecan4829 that's why he was the detective and she was just a minimum wage secretary. She should have been smart enough to check his wallet and drawers too. The drawers in the desk I'm talking about. If she has kept her job for any length of time, I'm sure she's checked his other drawers before. She needs to go back to school and get her GED so she'll be smarter and not make the same mistakes next time her boss gets bumped off.
The Babylon Bee - nothing better!! Please expand your brand! Every conservative & Christian needs to be exposed to your brilliance! Thank You & God Bless
Old joe just stated "a 223 bullet travels 5 times faster than any other bullet" and that lunatic is in charge of the nuclear weapons launch devices and codes.
The metaphors and similes are well written, like a piece of writing that was written by someone putting words to behaviour so as to describe what was happening
This is gold, thank you. Great point on how perceived violence, which should be part of everyones freedom to express, is being answered by overly inflated responses, like chancel culture.
That ending lol. Sad thing with comedy on youtube though, a friend of mine was trying to show someone a video I sent a while ago, and found it was regionlocked and he couldn't share it.
It took me a minute to recognize the subtle switch of smoking paraphernalia, but I caught on well before the lolipop! Nice touch for her to put the cigarette back into his mouth. Truly, classic film noir at its best. RIP, Johnny. She loved you.
In the future, to tell if a person is a man or woman, you'll just need to consult a trained official highly paid critical theory expert. They will determined without question who is an authentic subjective identity and who is an enemy of their cult.
To avoid mis identification, everyone will have to dress in either of two colors. Wear a dress, pants, suit, etc, but always wear the color of your pronoun.
Were you able solve the mystery before Steele did? How did you figure it out?
I guess I figured out it was Earache at about 1:32. Oh dear I just butchered that poor murdered name. Can I be forgiven, Babylon Fish?
It was the pearl necklace. I can spot a fake pearl from across the room. No real dame would be caught dead with fake pearls...
I still can't figure it out.
It was the abnormal presence of testosterone imbalance in the lower jaw, the muscular extremities of the upper body, and the size distortion in the eyes.
Isn’t it obvious? They have wings just like fish, they have a thorax just like fish, and they live in hives JUST LIKE FISH!
"She started to cry, Her Adam's apple bouncing up and down like a piece of cartilage jiggling in someone's neck" 🤣😂
Didn't it use to walk the TA in Jessup, MD.
the 'noir hyper-literalism' is hysterical!
Women actually can have Adam’s apples I believe.
@Caleb McFarland Then it's an Eve's apple
@@ComeAlongKay yeah, and "men can get pregnant" too!
"Steele Dossier" is actually a really dope noir detective character name. Has a good ring to it.
It does, but the fact that the word "dossier" means like a file or something, is too hysterical to me!
@@Irish_Georgia_Girl
You’re joking, right?
I just Googled Steele Dossier and apparently he's a real actor who goes by the name Christopher Steele . He's played the role of counterintelligence man (I think that means he's the opposite of intelligent? ) . Prior to this Babylon Bee short he was best known for accepting a contract from none other than the wife of Monica Lewinskys boyfriend! I'm glad to see he's taking on less taboo scandalist roles.
"The name's Steele Dossier, Remington Steele Dossier."
He is out of liquids
His water Broke…
The Babylon Fish really knocked this out of the park.
🤣🤣🤣 Well done
Why is this not top comment?
It definitely should fish!
Top comment here guys.
Hmmmm... How does The Bee feel about being The Fish now? Flies like a bee, buzzes like a bee, has stripes like a bee. It's a FISH! Wow, until I just now typed that out, it had never made sense to me. Now, it's perfectly logical!
Knocked it out of the park, like swinging a piece of wood redirecting a fast moving ball with enough force to exit the field of play...
As a casual writer, describing things as what they literally are just to fill more space had me rolling. "Her knock sounded like the hand of a human skeleton covered in multiple layers of epidermis with its fingers curled into a fist knocking on the door. Knock. Knock. Knock."
And the Adams apple as cartiledge
@@noodengr3three825 just truly fantastic writing. So rich and to the point. Every word needed.
All transwomen are sexist men who poorly perform their favorite sexist stereotypes of actual women
"She walked out like a man dressed like a woman who thinks he's a man dressed like a woman".
Lmfao 😆🤣
It all shtarted wit da bell on da phone shweetheart. 🤣
Murdered in cold blood, as cold as a gun that’s been left out in the cold…
Left out in a low temperature environment...
@@reharl4953 left out in an environment that identifies as low temperature
"Words are violence." That means pointing out reality is justification for assault.
I thought silence was violence...
That is exactly why they play these word games.
@@daveeyes Violence is whatever they say it is, at any given moment. (So that they can turn around and use actual, literal violence against anyone who they "feel" has "offended" them.)
When they said that they mean "Other side's words are violence" , if they are one speaking it is " free speech" even the mocking ones ......especially the mocking ones
"Words are violence." Except that at the end the (not wo)man pulled out a gun and actually committed real violence instead of imagined woke wordy violence.
"Like a swarm of angry fishes"
Lol, had to get one more in there. Love it.
It was the perfect line to wrap up the joke
And, swimming with the Beeses. 🤣🤣🤣
Gotta admit its pretty fing stupid that a judge legally declared bees to be a type of fish just so they would fall under a different set of regulations.
This should be a full blown television series! That main guy-he needs to do voiceovers too
You are why I advocate music industry. Make it interesting to visit other towns again.
This should be on ADULT SWIM
😆👍
Every episode should end with him getting shot
he has a golden voice
@@johnnyreb1209 lol!! So maybe he fakes his death each time using a bullet proof vest?
Perfectly disturbing, funny, sad, entertaining, and truthful all at the same time. I LOVED IT!
I would stop at disturbing…….
You think Christ would love this?
And why?
@@blogintonblakley2708 I think it would actually sadden Him. BUT through these types of skits the message can get out how ridiculous, wrong and hipocritical humans can be and are being. There are many ways to convey messages and this is one of them.
@@magdabadrena2836 The problem is that the hypocrisy here is coming from people who Christ tells to be tolerant.
This video is the opposite of tolerant.
Keep in mind Christ puts the last first, and the first last. Sermon on the Mount... You know the Blessed be's...
Christ hung around with the outcasts from the religious community... not with those who were confident in their own righteousness.
Is your church a welcoming place for gay, trans, and homosexual people?
The way you'll know is that you have them showing up to services and as part of your congregation.
If you loved someone that was trans... would you invite them over to watch the video with you for laughs?
@@blogintonblakley2708 Are you saying God doesn't have a sense of humor?
Better production value, comedy and photography than 50-million-dollar-20-writer-horde-woke late night show sketch
Funny how ppl who think words are violence seem to prefer physical violence as their preferred method of retaliation instead of using words.
Dont you know that a physical wound can totally heal easily......a wound caused by words cant be seen and can never truly heal!....snifff...
Actions speak louder. Every damn time
Yes, they prefer to use cold iron rather than irony.
Why is this better than the past 8 years of SNL combined?! 😆
Easy, it was thought out and clever. 👍
@@commerce-usa exactly! Every line was well written and they have the gall to actually do, you know, comedy!
These people actually want to write comedy yes BB is religious but at least the message to follow God is better than the msm message to follow evil.
@@violetdusk1968 exactly! It's nice to see the truth (Christianity) be able to point out the ridiculousness of the wicked
SNL… So Not Laughing
I love that every simile the detective makes is just a blunt description of what he sees. You guys are geniuses.
Yet another absolute gold sketch by the Bee. Top notch writers.
Fish.
Wait this is a sketch. But's so real.
They're not top notch, today's lunatics are just easy to mock for anyone who tries.
What Will Parker said. You meant Fish.
This is one of the funniest skits that yall have put out so far, masterfully done
I agree!! It’s definitely one of the best!
At least as good as the California couple moving to Texas 🤣👍
Agreed
As Steel died, the traffic continued to drone by outside, like a swarm of angry fishes…
Love it simply gold. Banned from Twitter for being funny and conservative. 😆
the constantly changing cigarette gag is perfect.
The tampon applicator was over the top. Funnier if he lit the string!
I had to go back and re watch it, was laughing to hard the first time to really notice.
@@transparentglazier It took me a few seconds to realize what it was, even then, I wasn't sure. I love the pipes, bubbles and the super long pipe stem, lollipop, cigar, cigarette.
I don't get the significance
“Ma’am sauntered out of the office like a man dressed like a woman who’s really a man who thinks he’s really a woman” 😂
Please turn this into a series 🙏
YES! ^^^^^^
I agree
I'd watch the f••• out of that.
Can't. Steele Dossier is already dead.
@@Mishn0 Other franchises manage to do this as well, see Palpatine.
You've just given the world a new phrase to add to the lexicon: "Like a swarm of angry fishes." Solid gold!
I like how Steele was smoking a different item in almost every shot: cigarette, pipe, extrememly long pipe, bubble pipe and a giant round lollipop
Babylon Noir at its best!
"She had many features formed by prolonged exposure to testosterone."
This somehow managed to be a legit pastiche of hardboiled detective dramas while also making light of the absurdity of postmodern gender theory. Bravo.
One of the Babylon Fish’s best works. Frightening, funny, tragic, and truthful.
There are only two genders.
Sexes*. 2 sexes. The whole deception begins with the term "gender". Coined by Dr John Money, of the David Reimer experiment.
This was perfect. I like how the actual woman at the end put his cigarette back, because he dropped it, being dead. This is next level satire. It IS still possible!
This is real and not satire.
The cigarette disappears from his mouth.
Brilliant! 🤣🤣The constant change of smoking gear is also genius.
The soap bubbles and the super long pipe, no one else noticed it.
The tampon @3:05! 😅😂🤣
The user started writing his comment, like someone who started writing a comment.
The Babylon Bee has just produced something truly timeless. Kids will learn about how absurd our time was in their Christian homeschool co-ops by viewing this amazing piece of film.
They're approaching Monty Python levels of satire. That's high praise.
@@zoebaggins90 literally hundreds of years from now, this will be watched. :D
Hmm. Can you explain what Christian values are being taught in this video?
@@blogintonblakley2708 believe it or not, mocking the absurdity and evil of things such as the transgender ideology is a historical Christian practice. Elijah asked the false prophets of Baal, for example, if their gods were on the toilet when they could not summon them to perform a miracle. Read Proverbs 26:4-5. Just as comedy does in other contexts, this tool of mockery communicates truth by other means that words aren't physical violence (in very specific instances, words can be used to incite violence but that's still different), that men can't be women, etc...and paroding the noir genre of film is just fun and hilarious.
@@JR-rs5qs Sorry but you are trying to put old wine into a new wine skin. Proverbs is the Old Testament.
Christ brought a new deal.
Grace.
And Christ instructed you to be tolerant of others and not judge.
Take a lesson from who Christ hung out with.
Christ hung out with the outcasts from the religious community. Those that weren't convinced of their own righteousness.
You know, prostitutes, tax collectors who were literally hated, thieves...
Not church people.
oh my goodness the production value ... beautiful
I grew up listening to old time radio shows with my family--Dragnet, Sam Spade, etc and this was incredible. I haven't laughed this much at a Bee video in awhile. ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️
Time machine, please?
Still available on SiriusXM channel 148
You mean a Fish video
@@Bright_Stranger Ah yes, the new Babylon Fish video. Lol The internet judges have determined that the limit on internet winners has been exceeded for the day. ;)
The skit kinda of reminded me of Naked Gun with Leslie Nielsen, especially the voice over parts asking silly questions.
The light grew dim with the tears filling up in her eyes..she didn't want to laugh but she had to. She watched til the end and what a good end it was. No film noir here.... just the cold hard truth of the realities of present days. She wiped her eyes with the back of her hand, swigged down that last glass of gin and felt better for the truth having been told and walked out into the sunlight.
gin + sunlight? haha.
Well damn, that was awesome! I hope we see more from Steele Dossier in the future. That could be a great running gag ~ especially if he gets himself killed at the end of every episode, LOL! Hmm... I wonder if he has Reporter acquaintance (nemesis?) named Mueller?
Adams Adams Apple acting was admirable. The best work Adam has done.
I can't with the Babylon Bee 😂😂😂 I mean... The Babylon Fishes 😂
😂😂😂😂 how do you come up with this stuff???? I am laughing my head off!
Edit: can we just replace SNL with Bee sketches already?
I'm reminded of the surreal comedy troupe Firesign Theater.
Excellent work.
Please make these into Series/Episodes: Love the indiscreet swapping out of Pipes, etc...mores of this!
Steele...Steele Dasia. That's gold Jerry! GOLD!! "The phone ringing sounded like a small structure hitting a bell over and over". The bubble pipe. Rich. Right up there with writing and editing on a Zucker scale. Impressive piece of film noir.
"She had managed to walk into the bathroom, human like in her stride. The familiar sound happened and then she walked out, human like again. That's when she left the biggest clue behind; a raised toilet seat. Upwards and masculine in a unlady-like manner! 🤣
Love the receptionist putting the smoke in your mouth!
Thank you Chandler for resolving my biggest issue with this crime. The unfinished beverage.
Seriously, it was bothering me.
My pleasure!! 😇
Although, did you notice she just took his watch? What about the wallet? Shouldn't she have searched the desk drawers? Where's the safe?
@@aspirecan4829 that's why he was the detective and she was just a minimum wage secretary. She should have been smart enough to check his wallet and drawers too. The drawers in the desk I'm talking about. If she has kept her job for any length of time, I'm sure she's checked his other drawers before. She needs to go back to school and get her GED so she'll be smarter and not make the same mistakes next time her boss gets bumped off.
@@nelsonmcatee3721 🤣🤣🤣 Excellent points! The drawers. 😂
The Babylon Bee - nothing better!! Please expand your brand! Every conservative & Christian needs to be exposed to your brilliance! Thank You & God Bless
I'm definitely using Dossier, Steele Dossier to counter anyone near me does 007 Bond, James Bond shtick. This is gold.
Brilliant, absolutely brilliant. 3:04 the smoke stick changes. Hahaha.
"I needed a drink, I needed a lot of life insurance, I needed a vacation, I needed a home in the country. What I had was a coat, a hat and a gun."
So much better than anything put out from Hollywood this century.
Oh man, I'm 90 seconds in and I have to keep pausing it so I can laugh and not miss any of it. Brilliant as always Bee!
Really?
Perfect! They just keep getting better & better!
Old joe just stated "a 223 bullet travels 5 times faster than any other bullet" and that lunatic is in charge of the nuclear weapons launch devices and codes.
Yup. And ICBM's travel way, way faster than a .223.
“I could still hear the traffic like a swarm of angry fishes”!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Well done Babylon Fish! 🐟
That they did this without a layup "Dick" Tracy joke is amazing.
that would have been too easy and obvious. they wanted some class))
Soon women are going to see being called ma'am as an insult.
I would love Steele Dossier to become a regular... This tickled my soul!
The metaphors and similes are well written, like a piece of writing that was written by someone putting words to behaviour so as to describe what was happening
Notice how many times his smoking device changes.
This is absolutely excellent!!
"I had said the narration part out loud." 😍
That microaggressions unit would come in really useful here.
love how Steele has a different smoke/pipe/cigar every now and then. great sense for detail
This is my favorite piece youve ever done. Ever. Brilliant, moody, hilarious, touched my cynical goth heart. The art style, perfection. Love it
The ringing of the telephone sounded like a small striker, hitting a bell in rapid succession
“No one murders a name on my watch” Hahaha 😝
The moment you realize it wasn't a metaphor; it was a bad memory: "So many bees." 🤣 Well done, your best yet.
This is gold, thank you.
Great point on how perceived violence, which should be part of everyones freedom to express, is being answered by overly inflated responses, like chancel culture.
This skit had so many layers to it. Brilliant writting
It really is great.
Right up there with Jack Webb & Johnny Carson and the "Case of the Missing Clappers". Well written, well executed! (Look it up. Hey I'm Old, OK)
The descriptions here are just phenomenal.
I don't think he's dead. He is still narrating after he was shot.
That ending lol. Sad thing with comedy on youtube though, a friend of mine was trying to show someone a video I sent a while ago, and found it was regionlocked and he couldn't share it.
Sounds like you need Express VPN..
Ben Shapiro jokes aside, VPNs are actually very useful for circumventing region-locks on any platform.
You guys just get better and better all the time. This will go down as a classic
The description of the phone bell and the door knock made me lose it.
Babylon Fish hits another one out of the large grassy open area surrounded by seats for adoring fans.
I liked how his pipe changed in nearly every scene, ending up with a cigarette. Oh, and the lollypop!
Steele Dossier can never die. He will just come back in another form.
Oh! Oh no! Oh no! This had me rolling lol... when 'Eric' had the tampon applicator like a cigarette just got me LOL Brilliant Babylon Bee skit!
We need like 10 episode of these at 30 minutes each. This is🔥🔥🔥
the best. I love period pieces and detective tv shows from the 30 - 70's. Once again the bee has outdone itself. THANK YOU XOXOXO
Just when I think the Bee can’t get any better, they do something like this.
These two have some real talent!
This is truly brilliant writing and performance, as well. You guys are reaching for the stars, and I'm reaching with you!
Most entertaining thing I’ve seen in months
Upvote for username alone!!! 🤣
"...like a swarm of angry fishes..."
Classic BB.
Great quality. Lots of awesome one-liners
Love the narration 😂😂😂😂😂
One of your best, keep them coming Remember kids don't shoot BB guns at fish hives 😁 😉
I like fish. Could never do that.
@@deoxribonucleicacid8746 Fish honey is the best 😁
It took me a minute to recognize the subtle switch of smoking paraphernalia, but I caught on well before the lolipop! Nice touch for her to put the cigarette back into his mouth. Truly, classic film noir at its best. RIP, Johnny. She loved you.
"I could still hear the traffic outside, like a swarm of angry fishes." Perfect!
Incredibly funny...well done, Bee! 🐠🐟
"Ma'am Levine"... nicely done
I am SUCH a fan of the Babylon Fish!
I just snorted water through my nose, like a misdirected stream of ice cold, liquid satire.
“Dossier. Steele Dossier.” That got me
In the future, to tell if a person is a man or woman, you'll just need to consult a trained official highly paid critical theory expert. They will determined without question who is an authentic subjective identity and who is an enemy of their cult.
To avoid mis identification, everyone will have to dress in either of two colors. Wear a dress, pants, suit, etc, but always wear the color of your pronoun.
I laughed out loud. This is the type of skit SNL used to do back in the glory days.
This left me hungry, wanting more. Like a man who watched a Babylon Bee clip and wanted to see another.
🤣🤣🤣👏🏻👏🏻
As a Noir fan, I can say..."That was good.....like a hot cup of Swiss Miss , after being locked over night in grandma's basement in February" .....
Holy cow! This skit is absolutely hilarious! The Bee is the best comedy around!
Give the writers a bonus.
'Like a swarm of angry fishes' made me laugh.