As a star wars fan - this angers me As a female - this angers me Everything about this girl - angers me Like if you wish that man didn't save her So no ones gonna talk about that fire mixtape....?
As someone who has been raped this is so fing disgusting to hear what she’s saying. The fact that she said it was EMPOWERING to watch her savior sob and cry about what his family will now have to go through all because he’s a hero…. Wow people like her genuinely make humanity seem hopeless.
i feel so bad for Jim, imagine saving someones life then being acused of rape, and then being convinced that your life is about to fall apart. i feel so bad for him.
Well you shouldn't have to worry about him. I looked into it and actually rape is too serious a crime to just be sued for. This man would have to go to court and be trailed in which he would probably be proven innocent anyway. I summary, there's no fucking way that her lawsuit is going anywhere.
I bet if a man that SHE found physically attractive had saved her, this video wouldn’t exist .. UNLESS he turned her down and she was getting back at him 🤷🏻♀️
Having just been trained as an ambulance assistant, I can tell you that the law assumes consent if the patient is unconscious and nobody has ever been successful in sueing somebody for saving their life. Don't get high blood pressure Daz 😂
Eden Wheatley Hey Eden Wheatley lol what are the odds not many people know that my full name is Ethan Wheatley lol that’s weird hi fellow Wheatley haha
Why hasn't Epic Rap Battles of History featured daz before my god he's talented I had no idea he could rap/freestyle etc it's untelling how good he actually.
"When a person in one of those big brown hairy costumes came running up to me going Arghhhh!" "Then she realised it was a mirror" God damn I love Daz so much
I hate women who say they've been raped just because they were touched. It's stupid, selfish, and insensitive to people who were actually raped. Also the background I think is a museum, sometimes they show weapons from old history, or it might be a shop, idk. Also her star wars rant jus melted my brain. One more thing, sweet distrack.
“It’s about a guy named Luke skywalker, his girlfriend Lelia and their son Anikan who eventually becomes dark Vader” There are so many things wrong with what she said
@@Wildanimalrescue uhm you can’t be raped online, you can be sexually harassed but rape is something that involves one person touching and doing the nasty without consent. But it’s still very very sad that happens, there’s a lot of shit online too.
Fun fact: Did you know that there is a law in America saying that if someone does something to save you and you get hurt mentally or physically you legally cannot sue them.
@@oceanbanana4341 That's literally not the ONLY reason why she won't win XD The judge won't even humor her accusations after they learn that a guy saved her life and now she's suing him for rape. If anything she'll be fucking arrested for making false rape accusations which is an actually a real thing. It's illegal to make false rape accusations.
This chick is a massive insult to all the women who have actually been raped, an invalidation of all the people who have drowned because no one was there to save them, and just a general stuck-up stain on the name of humanity.
Don't worry, she also thinks that us Australians are racists because our spread known as vegemite is offensive to our aboriginals, wants it banned. She also wants the word cunt banned in australia
Fun fact: in the second video she doesn't show the top of her head because she's hiding swealing from a huge brain tumor that killed all of her braincells
Cassidy: “Anakin gets gender re-assignment surgery and becomes dark vader” Daz and every Star Wars fan: “Ladies and gentlemen, I think my brain just committed S U I C I D E”
"Luke Skywalker, his girlfriend Leia, and their son Anakin who later becomes Dark Vader." THREE INCREDIBLY INCORRECT THINGS IN THIS SENTENCE WTF Luke Skywalker / Brother Leia Skywalker / Sister Anakin Skywalker : DARTH Vader / Father REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Some people are stupid. In her case really stupid. And like you said, if she is unconscious and can't give consent than she shouldn't complain. And I don't know why she would or is complaining. Someone just saved her life. I'm thankful that there's first aid and life guards because if there weren't I'd be dead years ago.
I am also a Medic in training and we are basically told that if anyone is in danger and is unconscious there consent is implied unless we are presented with a DNR (do not resuscitate) by a Registered Doctor! I also think its very fucked up that we can get "sued" for saving a life.
Guy: OMG that girl is drowning Me: sorry guys we need consent let's ask Me: do I have concent Girl: ....... .... .. . Me: HELLO Guy: did you save her Me: no I didn't get concent
“Luke, his girlfriend Leah and their son Anakin”… wait a damn bloody minute. She’s saying that brother got sister pregnant and she birthed their father? Uhhhh okay then. Han’s not going to be very happy when he hears this 😂
To this girl: There's a law in America called the "Good Samaritan Law". It means that if someone is saving, or trying to save your life, you cannot sue them for touching you. Thank you.
This woman ain't a feminist as she claims to be. Empowered by seeing a man break down??? That's disgusting. And she's also one of the reasons/people why rape victims aren't taken seriously. 😞 PS Daz, that rap was lit as fuck 👌🏼😩
MissPronounced Feminism is about empowering women, of course. AND equality of both the sexes and fighting for the rights of women and people who self identity as women. And sure, we both have different views on what feminism is about and I'm perfectly fine with that. And this woman says she's a feminist, but views that in a different light compared to mine.
She is neither. She is a fake. They have proved that she isn't real. Her story isn't real. She is just some anti-feminist claiming to be a feminist and spreading horrible stories of misandry and stupidity to make people think that, that is actually what feminists are like.
Rachel Forester then you're not a feminist, you're an "antisexist". if you really want equality for men and women both, you can't call yourself a feminist
I'm not a fan of Star Wars and haven't really seen it either but even I know its Darth Vader. Just which rock does this girl, Cassidy, live under? 😂😂 (Call me uncultured, that's fine.)
I genuinely didn't think it was gonna get dumber than that, then she went on to basically say the entirety of Star Wars revolves around the fact that Anakin is transgender. What the f**k happened to Sidious in her theory? Was he the doctor/surgeon? How the f**k can "Dark Vader" have a period when they transitioned from male to female?
Lifeguard here. I- I can’t with this 😂 I can’t tell you how many parents get mad at us for saving their kids. “THEY CAN SWIM! WHY DID YOU GO IN FOR THEM?!” It’s wilddddd
@@korlina2531 Then they'll be the same ones to say: "Why you didn't saved my kid??? You're a lifeguard, that's your job!!! Saving people!!!" You can never please these kind of people.
My uncle and mother were both lifeguards. I tell ya this, they didn't deal with that kind of bullshit, so I can't say they can relate. But I do know that you save more lives than the average person, so you have my respect. Do what you do best, but remember, if a crazy bitch like her wakes up like what we saw. I'll help you find a giant plastic sleeping bag, knock her the fuck out, and throw her back in somewhere secluded. Also 4 twenty pound dumbbells to keep her at the bottom. Just respond to this reply if you ever need help, I got your back!
Wait..so she states that she was knocked unconscious, but still goes on to say later that he was doing things to her under the water. If you were knocked unconscious you wouldn’t even know wtf he was doing to you.
I really feel bad for the guy that saved her from drowning and also sorry for the people that like Star Wars. I couldn’t stop laughing from crazy lady from going off about stupid stuff in her Brain 😂.
There's a thing called the Good Samaritan Law that states that if a person is unconscious and in a life-threatening situation, then there is implied consent between the victim and any rescuers that decided to try to help and revive them. It also states that the rescuer can't be sued for trying to help the victim. Therefore, you have no case.
Are we all just going to ignore the fact that she said that anakin is Luke’s son and his mom is leia? She literally just said that siblings gave birth to there father
I'm not a lifeguard, but I love and respect the work they do. I have been a victim of rape a few times. This is genuinely disgusting! I also find it extremely upsetting to hear her say that she thought it was empowering for her to see him cry. For me, this is just ridiculous! Also, I know I'm like 6 years late.
Even if this was real she still couldn’t bring him to court because of the Good Samaritan law which states people who do good deeds to help/save someone can’t be charged for anything
@@lovelyheart3745 Rape kits just gives results of any kind of sexual intercourse had happened to the victim. It's the person that confirms they were raped or not. But seeing Cassidy in her video about that she gotten raped, she looks well put together and not suffering emotionally from any abuse. Then again, I guess whenever it happened she gotten a rape kit done then. Yet I think the only way to get a rape kit at all is to have a for real crime to have happened and police need to approve for use of a rape kit. And I never been abused, and I heard it really wrecks people. That victims don't wanna talk about it, that the memories scare them every time. But Cassidy was unconscious. There's no telling she was raped by the man that saved her from drowning. I'm sure if she did take him to court all the other people that were there that day would be called in as witnesses to say what they saw. I'm pretty sure, it'd be that man saved her from drowning cause he noticed she knocked her head when she jumped, and once he gotten her the dock he was doing CPR to revive her waterlogged body. Who knows, maybe it's somewhere on the internet if she managed to take that guy to court or not over saving her from drowning.
on behalf of all women everywhere we don’t claim her, she’s not one of us
leigha rowland yes she is not one of us
Lol
Definitely not one of us.
leigha rowland IK YOU DIDNT
Ash
She must be one of those breeds that keeps coming out of the wood work more and more
As a star wars fan - this angers me
As a female - this angers me
Everything about this girl - angers me
Like if you wish that man didn't save her
So no ones gonna talk about that fire mixtape....?
Yea i wanna hear all six star wars mixtapes
That fire mixtape should be on spotify, iheartradio, ect.
As a Cassidy - this angers me
Cassidy Battaglino that’s the best one
@@zaddybonka5660 lol
How is no one talking abt how good daz’s rap was like I would add that to my playlist💀
shi goes hard
Saaaaaaaame!
His song ab that vegan teacher is on spotify
That part is so funny 😂 I literally started dying
"The type of rape that I was subjected to is called save rape"
Daz "Superman is fucked"
I laughed so hard I cried
The whole justice League is in trouble 😂
Umm wat about gravity ummmn gravity's gone
Omg same
Yea I died of laughter as well
Idk bout Batman tho, he might receive 4 years
"He grabbed my waste and pulled me around down there"
HOW DO YOU KNOW???
Truth syrup right here
The importance of spell check is real here
ikr
She has the same power as the girl form life is strange she went back in time
Facts
"I'm cultured."
Continues saying "Luke, his girlfriend Leia and their son Anakin."
Cultured my ass.
Very cultured
So true being the biggest star wars nerd and fan her vid killed me inside
Whaddaya know
She is also familiar with
Lifesavers
Dark Vader
Hairy brown things
Ivana Kay BAHAHA THATS HIS SISTER
As someone who has been raped this is so fing disgusting to hear what she’s saying. The fact that she said it was EMPOWERING to watch her savior sob and cry about what his family will now have to go through all because he’s a hero…. Wow people like her genuinely make humanity seem hopeless.
I’m so so sorry you had to experience that. This woman is a disgrace. She sets us all back 💜
Agree as a survivor I’m disgusted and disappointed the world has gone too far!!!
i swear we are devolving through time
i am so sorry for what you had to go through, i hope you're safe and well now
I’m so sorry you went through that
Hello, sort-of-recent-watcher!
Fun fact: she used to be a normal person, but when she hit her head it knocked a couple of important screws loose
THIS LMAO
Lol that’s probably true
It knocked them all loose along with some logistics
I just died from your comment
Some say those screws are still on the bottom of the pool till this day
i feel so bad for Jim, imagine saving someones life then being acused of rape, and then being convinced that your life is about to fall apart. i feel so bad for him.
Thankfully there is a law out there protecting him from being sued.
Same.
fr fam
Well you shouldn't have to worry about him. I looked into it and actually rape is too serious a crime to just be sued for. This man would have to go to court and be trailed in which he would probably be proven innocent anyway. I summary, there's no fucking way that her lawsuit is going anywhere.
I bet if a man that SHE found physically attractive had saved her, this video wouldn’t exist .. UNLESS he turned her down and she was getting back at him 🤷🏻♀️
She really finds Star Wars sexist because she's clearly scared of life savers.
Oof, good point
David Hudson do u mean that candy/mint??
David Hudson omfg you’re a genius. I can’t express how amazing that comment is😂😂😂
No I'm pretty sure she was on her period 😂
When she said “ It blows my mind “ I thought 💭 what how pathetic her channel and her videos are and her in general
“I’m going to sue him for rape”
“The judge is sure going to be on your side”
I died 💀
Who else agrees that the disstrack sounds like something you'd hear in Epic Rap Battles of History?
Love ur profile pic 😂
BatPhoenix1 yes
Yes 😷😷😷😓
Yes
BatPhoenix1 yes
“ORDER, man who saved woman’s life you are guilty”
“Can I legally throw her back in then before I go to prison”
“Ok”
It would do the world alot of good i think
Communism yup
@@irrelevantyt6738 what a name
Yes you may throw her back and your free to go after
As a woman I can confirm that we don’t claim her as one of us
VOUCH
Thank you Us men appreciate this endeavour
I hate this woman
Perche sister!!!!!!!!
Glad, as a male. If that was the case, I'd stop having girlfriends
“Apprrently I hit my head on the way down;”
*YEA WE CAN TELL*
Hahah
😂😂😂😂😂
BAHAHAHAHAJAJAJAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAH
Lol
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAJAJAHAHHHHHHHHHHH
Having just been trained as an ambulance assistant, I can tell you that the law assumes consent if the patient is unconscious and nobody has ever been successful in sueing somebody for saving their life. Don't get high blood pressure Daz 😂
“She needs to sort out her priorities”- Ron Weasley
Ethan The Ravenclaw omfg YESSSS HIGHGIVE ✋
E5
Eden Wheatley Hey Eden Wheatley lol what are the odds not many people know that my full name is Ethan Wheatley lol that’s weird hi fellow Wheatley haha
Ethan The Ravenclaw
YAS, Harry potter reference
I'm ravenclaw too😊 #CozImSmart
Ok, but when Daz broke out into rap, I think it cured my depression
I hope it gave more depression to Cassidy
Same here
I thought it was gonna be bad but it was actually amazing to listen to
In it I hope she gets DEPRESSED as SHIT
Why hasn't Epic Rap Battles of History featured daz before my god he's talented I had no idea he could rap/freestyle etc it's untelling how good he actually.
I’m in 2020 and I’m still not able to get over how DOPE THAT DISS TRACK IS
Dude I know right!🔥
Yep agreed
I know
Facts that man spits bars
same
She seems like the person to ask a baby if it's OK for her to change their diaper and wait for a response.
Waiting for another five months
What's next? she sues someone for breathing in her direction😂😂
Hahahah that's actually happened. Some college banned "breathing hard and panting" because it's rape
Now she's gonna sue a fucking nurse for saving her life xD
She will sue if you trip and accidentally touch the furthest side of her boob
Awe your name is about calendar bless
*caleb lol
"When a person in one of those big brown hairy costumes came running up to me going Arghhhh!"
"Then she realised it was a mirror"
God damn I love Daz so much
Abbey Swaine that was beautiful😂😂😂😂
*spits out water*
Ain’t the first time she hit her head obviously
When she hit it, it was a bloody mess
I bet her parents threw her at the wall when she was a baby
Deadfool lol
Ayyyyyyy
hahah yassss
"When a woman says she has been raped, she has been raped. End of discussion."
Wait... did she say her name was Cassidy Boon or Amber Heard.
💀🤣
interchangeable
😂😂😂😂💀
They’re synonymous
Amber heard wasn’t lying that’s the only difference
I hate women who say they've been raped just because they were touched. It's stupid, selfish, and insensitive to people who were actually raped. Also the background I think is a museum, sometimes they show weapons from old history, or it might be a shop, idk. Also her star wars rant jus melted my brain. One more thing, sweet distrack.
Julia Cortez why would she film that in a museum?
I was molested when I was young.. This is very insulting to me..
@@themeatman6757, idk I think it the background might be
It is truly disgusting.
its a fake luckily
“It’s about a guy named Luke skywalker, his girlfriend Lelia and their son Anikan who eventually becomes dark Vader”
There are so many things wrong with what she said
I know anakin is there dad not there son plus its darth Vader not dark vader
When two siblings give birth to their dad
"Amazing everything you just said was wrong." -Luke Skywalker
True
Sweet home alabama
If she sees this video she's gonna accuse him of rap rape
Underrated comment
Lmao best comment
i mean... that was a violation
That was so true
😂😂😂
I can’t get over Daz breaking into rap, shit slaps so hard 🤣
this is extremely offensive to people that have ACTUALLY been raped. SHE WASN'T RAPED. SHE WAS SAVED.
@Rebecca ik the audacity 🙄🙄
Me being a rape victim hearing her say that lowkey made me want to perish
@@noctexcaelum I’m really sorry that happened to you :(
@@Wildanimalrescue uhm you can’t be raped online, you can be sexually harassed but rape is something that involves one person touching and doing the nasty without consent. But it’s still very very sad that happens, there’s a lot of shit online too.
@@noctexcaelum same I would like to be wooshed into a black hole away after hearing her speak.
Fun fact: Did you know that there is a law in America saying that if someone does something to save you and you get hurt mentally or physically you legally cannot sue them.
Yeah that's why if she's legit she won't win the case
@@oceanbanana4341 That's literally not the ONLY reason why she won't win XD The judge won't even humor her accusations after they learn that a guy saved her life and now she's suing him for rape. If anything she'll be fucking arrested for making false rape accusations which is an actually a real thing. It's illegal to make false rape accusations.
FACTS
This chick is a massive insult to all the women who have actually been raped, an invalidation of all the people who have drowned because no one was there to save them, and just a general stuck-up stain on the name of humanity.
Don't worry, she also thinks that us Australians are racists because our spread known as vegemite is offensive to our aboriginals, wants it banned. She also wants the word cunt banned in australia
@@Reddzion she ain't gonna touch our fuckin culture
@@lilitalianjay4196 Skynet will send the first nukes to her, and many others like her in their direction.
👌🏽👍🏽
@@Reddzion
Omg..
I now actually want the Darth Vader distrack, it sounded awesome
Fun fact: in the second video she doesn't show the top of her head because she's hiding swealing from a huge brain tumor that killed all of her braincells
This deserves more recognition 😂😂
Wow.Just wow Lmao.
i think rice gum is garbage to he wtf is its every day sis???
just forget the random he
Yass qeen
Her next title is gonna be: How I sued a guy for shaking my hand
The trilogy is gonna end with "a man breathed, I'm gonna sue for rape"
But she would consent....
Next time on Cassidy boon : I sued a man for blinking, I didn’t consent
😂
I know I’m 2 years late but holy shit and the beat and lyrics for that little rap damn Daz 😂
ikr
Don't worry I'm just as late.
ismothie cactuslover i’m later
I'm hella late but I fucking JAW DROPPED. That was FIRE.
Yep yeah
Cassidy: “Anakin gets gender re-assignment surgery and becomes dark vader”
Daz and every Star Wars fan:
“Ladies and gentlemen,
I think my brain just committed S U I C I D E”
Is... is no one gonna tell her that trans women don’t get periods??
I guess not
Omg I was thinking about that
Imperfect_star_ 81 Hah hah she is so stupid
"1:32"
When someone needs some resources simply search: *Promohub club*
එය සැමට වැඩ කරයි 💰
Omfg ya🤣🤣
Mum: I can smoke while pregnant.
9 Months later
Child:
*Godzilla had a stroke from laughing and f**king died*
Lol yes
I would add another like but I like the particular amount you have currently 😂
@@LynNorickHaile what 😂💚❄
*dies*
Geez, this woman's parents should have named her Karen
Tom Tom The Cat 😂
I’m the 69th like ;)
@@julietthomas6392 I'm the 79th like?
Leven Hardy no ur just like a 3rd grader or smth
@@julietthomas6392 uhh
Im in 6th class. And why does that t
bother you?
“I want to tear down every poster, and burn down every toy.” Well goddamn, Ebenezer Scrooge. 😂😂
He’s protected under the good samaritan act, so legally, she can’t sue.
unikitten3684 good
That's what I was thinking. I've been life guarding for 3 years and so yeah he's good 😂😂
Omfg GOOD
But she was doing it anyway
Solid butter Productions She won’t get far
“Star Wars is sexist”
Star Wars: *Has Badass female characters and even a female lead*
June Alexandrite there are different female leads, which 1 u talking about? @June Alexandrite
@@bradyn4423 she's talking about Rey/ray🙂
@@androidbirds9956 thankyou I suck at spelling 😂
@@idc9064 You don't suck at spelling, you just forgot how to spell her name.
June Alexandrite THANK YOU 🙏
Omg the Darth Vader rap was actually everything 😂😂💕why was it so good!
imma download it
•BeyondTheScene • as soon as i read your comment it started
I read that as " Darth Vader rape". Fuck me.
because daz wrote it
•BeyondTheScene • what is the name of the background music?
You can see her 2 brain cells working 7 days a week bouncing around in her head so she can form words
"Luke Skywalker, his girlfriend Leia, and their son Anakin who later becomes Dark Vader."
THREE INCREDIBLY INCORRECT THINGS IN THIS SENTENCE WTF
Luke Skywalker / Brother
Leia Skywalker / Sister
Anakin Skywalker : DARTH Vader / Father
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Logan don’t you mean sister/ lover 😂😂 (it’s jokes ofc I love Star Wars)
This video makes me cringe in so many ways
Omg i am mad at her i am a big starwars fan
Logan I know right
@@Notachancex you would be correct if they were born in Alanama
I’m in first aid and when someone is unconscious like she was, that is implied consent, so she therefore can’t complain about anything.
Some people are stupid. In her case really stupid. And like you said, if she is unconscious and can't give consent than she shouldn't complain. And I don't know why she would or is complaining. Someone just saved her life. I'm thankful that there's first aid and life guards because if there weren't I'd be dead years ago.
Mimi Brown-Adams she is stupid and also I agree, I’d be dead by now as well, I’m very happy there are classes like that I’m high school too.
Also, aren't there like "Good Samaritan" laws?
@@Abejaved yes there are. She probably hit her head a little too hard and forgot about them...
I am also a Medic in training and we are basically told that if anyone is in danger and is unconscious there consent is implied unless we are presented with a DNR (do not resuscitate) by a Registered Doctor!
I also think its very fucked up that we can get "sued" for saving a life.
Guy: OMG that girl is drowning
Me: sorry guys we need consent let's ask
Me: do I have concent
Girl: ....... .... .. .
Me: HELLO
Guy: did you save her
Me: no I didn't get concent
underated comment
I would've said hey lady do you want me to save you
Guy: did you save her
Me: no cause consent is needed and she was under the sea under the sea
This is like the meme where it’s like “ask the child if he or she is choking”
“ARE YOU CHOKING?????”
I love this comment so much!
😂Fax
“Luke, his girlfriend Leah and their son Anakin”… wait a damn bloody minute. She’s saying that brother got sister pregnant and she birthed their father? Uhhhh okay then. Han’s not going to be very happy when he hears this 😂
To this girl: There's a law in America called the "Good Samaritan Law". It means that if someone is saving, or trying to save your life, you cannot sue them for touching you. Thank you.
I didn't even know that thanks for the information
Hell ya
Now that's a period.
Thank goodness! Although it probably means someone did try to sue and that's why the passed the law
That is here in Australia as well.
This woman ain't a feminist as she claims to be. Empowered by seeing a man break down??? That's disgusting. And she's also one of the reasons/people why rape victims aren't taken seriously. 😞
PS Daz, that rap was lit as fuck 👌🏼😩
Rae-Rae she IS a feminist. Feminism is about empowering women, not equality. Egalitarianism is about equality.
MissPronounced Feminism is about empowering women, of course. AND equality of both the sexes and fighting for the rights of women and people who self identity as women.
And sure, we both have different views on what feminism is about and I'm perfectly fine with that.
And this woman says she's a feminist, but views that in a different light compared to mine.
She is neither. She is a fake. They have proved that she isn't real. Her story isn't real. She is just some anti-feminist claiming to be a feminist and spreading horrible stories of misandry and stupidity to make people think that, that is actually what feminists are like.
Rachel Forester then you're not a feminist, you're an "antisexist". if you really want equality for men and women both, you can't call yourself a feminist
Rachael Forester ik its like she is making a joke about it well she thinks its serious for her😭😂😂😥😥
It’s 2020 we out here talking about all the bars gettin dropped by professional rappers and then you got Daz 3 years ago
Yessss!!
It should be on an album
I love Daz he makes my day with how funny he is
Damn, I never knew Daz was such a good rapper??? Like what an OG??????
He has a song called "clickbait" you should check it out
i read you comment as raper rather than rapper the first time im dumb as fuck
Are we gonna ignore that that disstrack was just straight fire
I like how the comments are empty because nobody can argue
It was low key fire
👇🎹 💣 af
Perfection
We must not ignore it
When she described star wars:
Luke skywalker his girlfriend Leia and their son Anakin/ Dark Vader...
Me:
SWEET ALABAAMA
Layla Cakstina lmao
Underrated comment lmfao
But she's "cultured in cenima"
I know ya! I’m surprised daz didn’t say anything XD
I'm not a fan of Star Wars and haven't really seen it either but even I know its Darth Vader.
Just which rock does this girl, Cassidy, live under? 😂😂
(Call me uncultured, that's fine.)
Her:I'm so cultured in film
Also her: its about this guy called luke skywalker and his girlfreind leia have a child called anakin
She legit said that
I genuinely didn't think it was gonna get dumber than that, then she went on to basically say the entirety of Star Wars revolves around the fact that Anakin is transgender. What the f**k happened to Sidious in her theory? Was he the doctor/surgeon? How the f**k can "Dark Vader" have a period when they transitioned from male to female?
Lifeguard here. I- I can’t with this 😂 I can’t tell you how many parents get mad at us for saving their kids. “THEY CAN SWIM! WHY DID YOU GO IN FOR THEM?!” It’s wilddddd
I've seen an entitled parent story about that exactly.
I mean, hey, if you want your kid to die, fine. Whatever. We won't touch them.
Ooooffffffffffff
@@korlina2531
Then they'll be the same ones to say:
"Why you didn't saved my kid??? You're a lifeguard, that's your job!!! Saving people!!!"
You can never please these kind of people.
I'm so sorry you have to deal with that bullshit. Just keeping doing you and don't let the Karens get in the way. We need more people like you. 👏👏👏
My uncle and mother were both lifeguards. I tell ya this, they didn't deal with that kind of bullshit, so I can't say they can relate. But I do know that you save more lives than the average person, so you have my respect. Do what you do best, but remember, if a crazy bitch like her wakes up like what we saw. I'll help you find a giant plastic sleeping bag, knock her the fuck out, and throw her back in somewhere secluded. Also 4 twenty pound dumbbells to keep her at the bottom. Just respond to this reply if you ever need help, I got your back!
Padme: Female Protagonist
Leia: Female Protagonist
Rey: Female Protagonist
Doesn't Seem Sexist To Me
Rey’s a Mary Sue.
ashoka tano
Anican: female protagonist
Jyn Erso: Female Protagonist
L3-37: Not a main protagonist, but still awesome, and female
this girl is like the girl who thinks that the moon and the sun are the same size.
Except that girl was doing her acts for comedy and this girl is serious
@@jenniferb.awesome yes
No this girl is the kinda person to get fries and if one fry is missing she goes RUNNING TO THE MANAGERS OFFICE AND COMPLAIN XD
winter wolf HEHEHE LOL TRUE
FRIENDS 101 Lol yeah, Ryan is a bit taller then Brendon. *(if you get, I love you)*
“Then she realised it was a mirror”
HOLY SHIT THAT ONE GOT ME
How is star wars sexist when the whole saga has a shis ton of bad ass women!
Fuck ye dude
@Patch 3009 I mean she did die of sadness 😂
So true
They have pretty much two women in that entire trilogy lol (this was mainly a joke don't fucking kill me)
Jase Wendlandt nice one cat I usually take jokes don’t worry cat
Who else in binge watching Daz during quarantine?
Mehheh
Yep
me (i'm always bored out of my mind)
Possibly
yep
“Luke, his girlfriend Leah and their son Anakin”
OH THE PAIN!!!! THE NEVERENDING PAIIN!!
Man I felt that when I heard it of
Yeah i choked on my water when i got to that part.
@@tommcwilliams8826 Hmmm or maybe you secretly got choked by Luke's son then daughter Anakin turned into Dark Vader?🤔
Literally came here to say this!!!
Hold up “SWEAT HOME ALAAAABAAMA 😂
This was the first Daz video I saw, and I was so mad at her before, but the whole time I was just in shreds laughing my head off 😂❤
it's official, this is the start of daz's rapping career.
If only he was in the diss track wars
Cool cant wait to see Machine Gun Kelly and daz games track
The newest one is good. The vegan teacher diss
And his career has already taken Flight!😌
And then not my teacher
Darth Vader: join the dark side and get free tampons
Luke: wft no
Swiffty
Free tampons? Sign me the fuck up
Ciel Phantomhive how's Sebastian doing?
Dinosaur Chicken nuggets
Well, he’s not getting me my free tampons. Now is he?
Ciel Phantomhive just order him to get you some tampons.
Her: I didn’t give him consent
Me: (sees someone drowning)
Also me: Ok mam I need you to sign here and uh here and I need your finger print
😂😂😂
😂😂if I saw that I would have got on the floor and started to laugh🤣🤣
Her: help
Me: I need f ing concent
Her:gggggggghellllllppppgggg
🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣 literally can’t stop laughing and it’s 2020
Watching this in 2023 and still as a huge star wars fan I am just about ready to explode I swear that bump did some serious damage
That rap honestly made my day
Same, wish I could rap.
@@hungryandtired4861 same.
I love daz so much!!😂🤣
Same
Same
Cassidy: “when a person in one of those big brown hairy costumes came running towards me”
Daz: “then she realised it was a mirror”
That should have been in the diss track
“Luke and his girlfriend leia” *SWEET HOME ALBAMA* “and their son anakin” that is so wrong anakin is their farther
Good to know some one else picked up on that
I was just about to mention this
Amd i thought i was the only one who new that the gril got every wrong woth star wars
Yah i literally wrote a comment on that just now i didnt see this until now
And remember she said she was cultured in cinema
That rap at the end is absolute boss. You should bring it out on a playlist.
Dat song though omg best song ever
Arcader Master i know right
Arcader Master yes
Arcader Master yes it is
Arcader Master yes sing it Daz whoooo
Ikr
Daz missed how she said "luke sky walker and his GIRLFRIEND and his SON Anakin"
COME ONE DAZ
Samachi Rulez I was thinking the exact thing
I came in the comments looking for this cuz no way I was the only one 😂😂
Hahaha that got me dying 😂
Samachi Rulez and u can’t fucking spell so ye
She also said Leia is Luke's girlfreind butwe all know they are brother and sister.
I just noticed Daz's hairline makes his face look like a heart. So adorable.
I don't understand exactly how it looks like a heart but I do understand where you're coming from.
Bro where TF did you get that from he doesn’t look like it
OMG I HAVE THE SAME HAIRLINE AS DAZ I JUST REALISED
Where….
@@katiec972 where in the fuck can a hairline be🤣
still going strong with the diss track as my ringtone for 6 years
Daz: "You (the woman) were unconscious with a trout sticking out your ar*e!"
Me: "Looks like it's still up there"
haha
Eve Mackie maybe that's why she decodes to choke people on her period... 😂👌
Eve Mackie I was reading this as he said it
Eve Mackie 😂😂😂😂😂
He had NO BUSINESS making the ending that good lmao that track was fire
Daz commenting about how she said “dark Vader” while completely blowing past the fact this genius said luke and leia were anakins parents
Ikr
Hallelujah another human being noticed!
Sweet home Alabama
Ikr
Finally someone noticed
seven years later and daz's rap
still goes HAAAARD ! ♡ he ate with that shit
“I did not give them permission”
Ah yes because u can definitely just wake up, say ‘yeah sure u can save me’ and continue dying
Favorite comment right here
😂😂😂
Exactly why good Samaritan laws exist. Cuz people are loony.
“Luke skywalker, his girlfriend Leia, and their son Anakin”
*whatinthegodamn-*
Avery Plays ARMY!💜💜
A.R.M.Y'S EVERYWHERE
Yooooooo
armyyyyy
Avery Plays I love your profile picture 💕
Wait..so she states that she was knocked unconscious, but still goes on to say later that he was doing things to her under the water. If you were knocked unconscious you wouldn’t even know wtf he was doing to you.
xXLiamXx -memelord- Finally
Sure sign of a troll is all I can say.
YES THANK YOU. COMMON SENSE
xXLiamXx -memelord- so true
I really feel bad for the guy that saved her from drowning and also sorry for the people that like Star Wars. I couldn’t stop laughing from crazy lady from going off about stupid stuff in her Brain 😂.
She's the reason there's instructions on poptart boxes
LMAOO
LMAO 💀
Tahahahaa!
thats some funny shit right there yee yee
Or do not drink poison labels on Bleach. Just get rid of the labels natural selection.😂
There's a thing called the Good Samaritan Law that states that if a person is unconscious and in a life-threatening situation, then there is implied consent between the victim and any rescuers that decided to try to help and revive them. It also states that the rescuer can't be sued for trying to help the victim. Therefore, you have no case.
avery brown a-fucken-MEN!!
Well it was like the judge would've been on her side anyway
+Peppa Pig OH GAWD NO
avery brown She probably a troll tho
Phoenix Wilde God I hope so.
Listen, period jokes simply aren't funny, I'm bloody serious.
Nick Wood fuk
Nice
Haha wow
Nick Wood, LOL it's really painful to see these
Just stop making jokes, period.
Eight years later and that rap is still a tuuuune🎤🎶
Cassidy boon: “Luke and his girlfriend leia”
Me: dear lord- ma’am they are siblings
Oh..*DRAMATIC PAUSE* OHHH!
Also they give birth to anakin
It was gross when Luke & Leia simply KISSED in the movie. To imagine that they had a chi- 🤢
Lil Kitty Fry YES EXACTLY WHAT I WAS THINKING. I was like “Oh dear god, they aren’t bf and gf they are siblings”
So Luke and Leia give birth to their dad. Makes sense
"Then she realized it was a mirror" *Fucking Legendary daz!!!!!!* 😂😂😂😂😂😂
daz give us the full track pls😂
SAVAGE!!!
360 noscope
***** that was daz 😂😂
shot fired
Are we all just going to ignore the fact that she said that anakin is Luke’s son and his mom is leia? She literally just said that siblings gave birth to there father
Existenceispain thank you🙏🏼
Exactly
i couldn't say anything about it because I've never seen star wars 👀
IKR, but acknowledged the “dark Vader” part
It made me physically uncomfortable and daz didn’t acknowledge it so I couldn’t forget about it
I’m so sad I didn’t see this when it was posted because this is GENIUS!!! Daz… you are a genius plain and simple! Love you
I couldn't stop laughing when she said
"hE rApEd mË"
Me too mate 😂🤣
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Eminem can rap
And daz can too
Oooooooooooooooo
We got a SONG WRITER HERE!!!
same
ayeeeee CaP
your a lyrical genius
That rap was better and more dissful then anything ERB has ever made. That was incredible. I'm so happy right now
Do u think that they've seen this coz that totally should
YESSS OH MY GOD I THOUGHT THE SAME I LOVED THIS RAP SO MUCH
What was the music during that rap?
Daz should be featured on ERB
+Beth.35 DAMN STRAIGHT
I'm not a lifeguard, but I love and respect the work they do. I have been a victim of rape a few times. This is genuinely disgusting! I also find it extremely upsetting to hear her say that she thought it was empowering for her to see him cry. For me, this is just ridiculous! Also, I know I'm like 6 years late.
I'm so sorry you had to go through all of that and if you feel offended I totally agree with you ❤
Her: sTar wArS Is sExIsT
Me: Lightsaber? You need a LIFESAVER
That a reference to ERB: Adolf VS Darth Vader much? Lmao that was a good reference!
Björn Branwen, Hitler never stood a chance against DARTh Vader
Noooo that would be rape 😂😂😂
Well actually not lifesaver because she’d sue it for rape
Ahh yes I do remember when me sister created lightning on her period
**Someone tries to save her**
Her: *_OFFENDED_*
*Saves her*
Her: IM TRIGGERED, REEEEEEEE
Even if this was real she still couldn’t bring him to court because of the Good Samaritan law which states people who do good deeds to help/save someone can’t be charged for anything
This is good to hear
@@lovelyheart3745 Rape kits just gives results of any kind of sexual intercourse had happened to the victim. It's the person that confirms they were raped or not. But seeing Cassidy in her video about that she gotten raped, she looks well put together and not suffering emotionally from any abuse. Then again, I guess whenever it happened she gotten a rape kit done then. Yet I think the only way to get a rape kit at all is to have a for real crime to have happened and police need to approve for use of a rape kit. And I never been abused, and I heard it really wrecks people. That victims don't wanna talk about it, that the memories scare them every time.
But Cassidy was unconscious. There's no telling she was raped by the man that saved her from drowning. I'm sure if she did take him to court all the other people that were there that day would be called in as witnesses to say what they saw. I'm pretty sure, it'd be that man saved her from drowning cause he noticed she knocked her head when she jumped, and once he gotten her the dock he was doing CPR to revive her waterlogged body. Who knows, maybe it's somewhere on the internet if she managed to take that guy to court or not over saving her from drowning.
Damn right spread that to all the fruit loops that think they can sue someone for saving their fucking life
"A small part of me was happy to be alive, but the rest of me was screaming inside."
-me in the morning before school