How Football's Biggest Awards Became Meaningless

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  • เผยแพร่เมื่อ 10 พ.ค. 2024
  • Whether it's the Ballon d'Or, the FIFA 'The Best' awards, or the Globe Soccer Awards, football now has a litany of different individual honours designed to recognise the finest players on the planet.
    However, few people ever question the criteria for these awards, and how the voting process actually works.
    So in this documentary turned rant, HITC Sevens takes a look at how awards in football have been at best rendered meaningless, and are at worst entirely corrupt - featuring Premier League teams, Cristiano Ronaldo, and Jorge Mendes.
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  • @miz5138
    @miz5138 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2277

    The great Johan Cruyff perfectly summed up Ballon d’or
    “Ballon d’or? A bunch of journalists and people voting for their friends”.

    • @numa2k147
      @numa2k147 3 ปีที่แล้ว +102

      They're not voting for their friends per se, but yeah it's a popularity contest. I guess it's nice for the player but... It needs to stop really

    • @DomenBremecXCVI
      @DomenBremecXCVI 3 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      I like how this implies that journalists aren't people

    • @kip741
      @kip741 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @Lion yeah but if the general population voted we know Messi and Ronaldo would still get a large proportion of votes due to fan following

    • @denzelwenzel
      @denzelwenzel 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @Lion People with "neutral eyes" don't exist. Everyone has consious and unconscious biases

    • @robtyman4281
      @robtyman4281 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I"be always referred to it as the "Balloon Bore' because it's boring. It's rigged, and for over a decade was swapped between Messi and Ronaldo . It became the 'Messi-Ronaldo' appreciation society award. The self congratulatory nature of it during the 2010's was nauseous and unedifying to see. It's ripe for a total overhaul and never again must two players (however good they are) utterly dominate an award. No one else got a look in between 2010 2019. This shows how rigged it all was during these years.

  • @waffler2357
    @waffler2357 2 ปีที่แล้ว +478

    The fact that Messi didn't even win the Globe Soccer Awards the year he scored 91 goals and 29 assists🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @ignls8809
      @ignls8809 2 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      2012 was one the most corrupted year of person award history

    • @pinkiero
      @pinkiero 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      would have won it if he hovered on the pitch instead of running.

    • @iTzAlwxyss
      @iTzAlwxyss 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He did

    • @jeswinjames5986
      @jeswinjames5986 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@iTzAlwxyss no he didnt

    • @michaelore4050
      @michaelore4050 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      The fact that Messi and Modric win the Ballon d or in 2010 and 2018 is still a joke to me

  • @dazzaMusic
    @dazzaMusic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +916

    Like Cristiano Ronaldo getting a footballer of the century award when we’re not even a quarter of the way through this one

    • @jeelianbb6405
      @jeelianbb6405 2 ปีที่แล้ว +193

      And Lionel Messi still exists

    • @veryveryhonestpendufan6062
      @veryveryhonestpendufan6062 2 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      Lmao that award is just meaningless.

    • @thesmuggest6680
      @thesmuggest6680 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Eh.

    • @bussytron
      @bussytron 2 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Yeah, That doesn't make much sense giving it to him this early on. Especially since who knows, There may be a footballer in a couple decades that is better then All of the Current and Previous Players up to now.

    • @YogSoth
      @YogSoth 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@bussytron Not to mention a guy playing right now, a little guy named Leo Messi. If Ronaldo kept playing until 2026 and led Portugal to back to back World Cup titles, then he might slide past Messi.

  • @RR-ut3xl
    @RR-ut3xl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +433

    The agent of the year award is the just the Obama meme giving himself a medal

  • @yashdahiya9186
    @yashdahiya9186 3 ปีที่แล้ว +485

    I always laugh when they release the list of which country voted for which player in ballon d'or

    • @chirayuaggarwal342
      @chirayuaggarwal342 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      I remember in 2018 the Indian journalist chose to vote for varane

    • @yashdahiya9186
      @yashdahiya9186 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@chirayuaggarwal342 the top vote was for ronaldo

    • @erictapia1772
      @erictapia1772 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Varane was a favorite and had a amazing 2018

    • @josegarcia1119
      @josegarcia1119 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@erictapia1772 deluded

    • @arroe8386
      @arroe8386 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      European journalists usually at least vote for players that should be in the top 10, but it's always funny to check the completly ridiculous votes of some African and Asian journalists

  • @jesusarmandochavez3829
    @jesusarmandochavez3829 3 ปีที่แล้ว +542

    If Alfie goes missing, we all know who did it.

    • @kylekilbey6327
      @kylekilbey6327 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      george mendez has sold him

    • @rohannalawade3227
      @rohannalawade3227 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Could be China as well

    • @georgeheaver5781
      @georgeheaver5781 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      The Saudis dismembered him like Khashoggi

    • @georgeheaver5781
      @georgeheaver5781 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@icee_ae facts lad not rude stating what the Saudi royal family did to someone who spoke ill of them, obviously wouldn't want that to happen to Alfie one of the best TH-camrs in the game

    • @drex5160
      @drex5160 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Pessi fan boys?

  • @gazb2740
    @gazb2740 3 ปีที่แล้ว +700

    Good to see that I'm not the only one who thinks these "awards" are a joke. It amazes me that some fans actually take them seriously.

    • @numa2k147
      @numa2k147 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Casuals lol

    • @kiriakoz
      @kiriakoz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @Niranjan Rajesh I’ve never cared about them. Football is a team sport but the Americanisation of our sport means that we have to worship individuals.
      Someone like N’golo Kante is never really going to win awards but he’s central to team performance.

    • @nepic01
      @nepic01 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      @@kiriakoz didn’t Kante win the PFA player of the year in 2017? Not that it is definitive.

    • @kiriakoz
      @kiriakoz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Niranjan Rajesh he should’ve won more. He won a title at Leicester and then to prove it’s no fluke, he did it again at Chelsea.

    • @numa2k147
      @numa2k147 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Niranjan Rajesh you got that from ''casuals lol''. I'm not responsible for what you understand but what I wrote and yes it's still a farce. They can legit give away a trophy for the best player with solid criterias but that won't get any views only hardcore football fans would support so yeah, CASUALS.

  • @scottd1885
    @scottd1885 ปีที่แล้ว +98

    That line about Ronaldo not having to degrade himself in Dubai for an extra few quid aged tremendously

    • @slim.sh4dy
      @slim.sh4dy 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      😆

    • @christophercopley6474
      @christophercopley6474 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      It really did thats hilarious

    • @lol010
      @lol010 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      So did messi

    • @slim.sh4dy
      @slim.sh4dy 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@lol010 not exactly, Messi went to the mls not just for money , he went fir his family to enjoy the lifestyle their and to (not official) own a mls club once he retires, we can tell he doesn’t care about money as he rejected billion offer deals from Al Hilal. Whilst Ronaldo went for the money. Ronaldo also may have went to help grow the league but main reason was money.

    • @lol010
      @lol010 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@slim.sh4dy He didnt get an offer from an mls club. Btw he also went there for the "lifestyle" where he can enjoy his life with his family

  • @rickaaay3938
    @rickaaay3938 3 ปีที่แล้ว +289

    You know its rigged when legends like Heskey never won the award

    • @RR-ut3xl
      @RR-ut3xl 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      FACTS

    • @gregparsley9343
      @gregparsley9343 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      It’s a joke. He made messi look Sunday league at best...

    • @NiSiochainGanSaoirse
      @NiSiochainGanSaoirse 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@gregparsley9343 so shit he was awesome

    • @vid1763
      @vid1763 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Legends like who?? :D

    • @gregparsley9343
      @gregparsley9343 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@NiSiochainGanSaoirse exactly. he lacked skills to the extreme that he became an icon🤣

  • @sethuloemosweu6749
    @sethuloemosweu6749 3 ปีที่แล้ว +120

    lol when he said the revelation award "disappeared", you just knew Joao Felix was gonna win when it reappeared.

  • @Adam9844
    @Adam9844 3 ปีที่แล้ว +164

    The Ronaldo Dubai award is the worst one. When messi scored 91 goals, falcao won the trophy lmao. Ronaldo owns the thing

    • @christianopulinaldo8319
      @christianopulinaldo8319 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      No mendes owns it
      He gives the award to his players every year

    • @Miuranger1
      @Miuranger1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Why are even taking it seriously?

    • @johnaajohni2129
      @johnaajohni2129 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@christianopulinaldo8319 who is mendes

    • @spleenetideal2662
      @spleenetideal2662 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@johnaajohni2129 Jorge Mendes
      Cristiano Ronaldo's agent

    • @jaydee7289
      @jaydee7289 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@spleenetideal2662 nahhh like who is jorge mendes??

  • @michealyakubu5007
    @michealyakubu5007 3 ปีที่แล้ว +133

    Let’s play a game: take a shot every time he says Jorge mendes

    • @siyagcinwamatsenjwa5309
      @siyagcinwamatsenjwa5309 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I would have passed out

    • @beantaz3862
      @beantaz3862 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@siyagcinwamatsenjwa5309 *died

    • @archstanton6102
      @archstanton6102 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Needed new kidneys

    • @rossomac21
      @rossomac21 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It's easy going for the first 15 or so minutes, but from then on your insides will be systematically murdered by shot abuse.

  • @tdyerwestfield
    @tdyerwestfield 3 ปีที่แล้ว +131

    Never forget Roy Hodgson voting for Javier Mascherano for the Ballon d'Or whilst as England boss.

    • @ShivSai123456
      @ShivSai123456 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      He shouldn't win but boi

    • @gustavosalvini1827
      @gustavosalvini1827 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      This confirms there is 0 bias towards the voter’s compatriots in the Balon Dor

    • @revabudiantono1708
      @revabudiantono1708 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@gustavosalvini1827 this also confirms even national teams manager had 0 football knowledge and wasting his vote for someone who obviously doesn't deserve it

    • @kmav2213
      @kmav2213 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@gustavosalvini1827 seeing as exactly zero (0) Englishmen we’re on the Ballon D’Or shortlist in 2014, I’m afraid this isn’t definitive proof, or even a shred of evidence.

  • @augustonembungu6721
    @augustonembungu6721 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Awards are ALWAYS given to attack-minded players like strikers, wingers& attack midfielders while the defense-minded players are ignored

  • @Ale-fd6uj
    @Ale-fd6uj 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    The criteria to win ballon D’or changed after Messi won 4 back to back. It used to be which player had the best individual season and then became which player had the best season in the team that won the most important trophy. (Champions league)

    • @isntmypfpbeautiful5350
      @isntmypfpbeautiful5350 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Modric 2018. I still dont understand how he finished 5th while having more goals than the top 3 combined and nearly as many assists as the top 3.

    • @BIadelores
      @BIadelores ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Messi won in 2019 and 2021 even though Barca didn't win the CL in either of those years

    • @jasonugwu8326
      @jasonugwu8326 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@BIadeloresBest individual season Ronaldo for example won in 2016 and 2017 because of his CL campaign and not his whole year

    • @poptraxx418
      @poptraxx418 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@isntmypfpbeautiful5350 he had a good year too

  • @lordxavnoodlebrain2286
    @lordxavnoodlebrain2286 3 ปีที่แล้ว +113

    I need a full HITC Sevens Eurovision video at some point.

    • @acceleratorpt4262
      @acceleratorpt4262 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      you have watchmojo for that :v

    • @lordxavnoodlebrain2286
      @lordxavnoodlebrain2286 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@acceleratorpt4262 nah fuck that, I want someone better.

    • @sagbon98
      @sagbon98 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      7 last Eurovision winners: which clubs do they support?

    • @supersueca1
      @supersueca1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@sagbon98 I actually know the answer to at least one of those winners

    • @venturer9400
      @venturer9400 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@supersueca1 the Portuguese from 2017?

  • @Numorfutinca
    @Numorfutinca 3 ปีที่แล้ว +201

    This îs why the football hipster only watches Romania player of the month awards

    • @savidcaralho
      @savidcaralho 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      True football hipsters watch Brazilian 3rd tier player of the month awards tho

    • @Numorfutinca
      @Numorfutinca 3 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      @@savidcaralho Brazil? Eww so overrated. Real football îs in Tuvalu's local play offs

    • @acceleratorpt4262
      @acceleratorpt4262 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@Numorfutinca nu-uh, real hipsters see the 4th division of Micronesia play-offs

    • @MHF786
      @MHF786 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@acceleratorpt4262 you all are just wanna be hipsters lol
      *Can't believe none of you have watched the sugondese 3rd division kickoffs*

    • @bamg7678
      @bamg7678 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@MHF786 HA! Jokes on you! I watch those EVERY year. However, I do not understand how people don't watch them as it is presented by the greatest presenter EVER:
      Joe.

  • @ronaldmadziro5679
    @ronaldmadziro5679 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    I laughed so hard watching this video. You presented your points and hit the nail on the head with precision plus humour .This was a hilarious way to illustrate the farce involved in certain dubious Awards. Great job Alphie.

  • @rporta
    @rporta ปีที่แล้ว +9

    6:10 the fact Messi voted for Ronaldo, and Ronaldo didn't vote for Messi, says a lot

  • @MikoyanGurevichMiG21
    @MikoyanGurevichMiG21 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    It's not just football, this is across most award shows in general.
    You could say the similar statement towards the Grammys or Oscars becoming meaningless and this won't change as a true statement.

    • @romiarkan450
      @romiarkan450 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Except that one year when everybody actually voted with common sense which ended up with Parasite taking home four Oscars

    • @andim.8788
      @andim.8788 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@romiarkan450 that was once in wat 20 years

  • @michiadams
    @michiadams 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    This is possibly the best video this channel has ever seen. Amazing.

  • @linsithebe7080
    @linsithebe7080 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    IM SO GLAD THIS VIDEO FINALLY CAME OUT, GLOBE AWARD SHOWS IS JUST CIRCLING AFTER 5MIN OF OBSEVERING IT

  • @afellownerd
    @afellownerd 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    After the 2021 Ballon d'or, this video has aged like fine wine.

    • @swidr5626
      @swidr5626 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      After 2022 one even more

    • @victordurand3000
      @victordurand3000 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@swidr5626 benz deserved it

    • @swidr5626
      @swidr5626 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@victordurand3000 I mean other positions more, and the fact it didn’t include the whole year too

  • @chombus2602
    @chombus2602 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    Musicians that are fanatical football fans. Ex: Gallagher brothers - Man City, Elton John - Watford, Steve Harris - West Ham

    • @LuciusGeronimo
      @LuciusGeronimo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lethal Bizzle - Arsenal
      Enrique Iglesias - Real Madrid
      Lilly Allen - Fulham
      Kasabian - Leicester

    • @user-jd4eb6xl7y
      @user-jd4eb6xl7y 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ed Sheeran Possibly?

    • @TimTomJimJom
      @TimTomJimJom 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Mia Khalifa - West Ham

    • @TequilaToothpick
      @TequilaToothpick 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Delia Smith- Norwich.

    • @GeorgHaeder
      @GeorgHaeder 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@LuciusGeronimo Enrique Iglesias' father Julio Iglesias was a professional goalie for Real Madrid Castilla before he became a singer himself. The music and the love for Football runs deep in the Iglesias family.
      Bruce Dickinson - West Ham
      Dave Grohl - West Ham
      Robert Plant - Wolverhampton Wanderers
      Ozzy Osbourne - Aston Villa
      Rod Stewart - Celtic
      Snoop Dogg - Ajax Amsterdam
      Adele - Tottenham

  • @starkai6806
    @starkai6806 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I'm gonna be real here... This is the best football channel on TH-cam. NEARLY daily uploads of long and insightful content. Also, nice dry humor sprinkled on top. Love these videos and getting notifications that there's a new upload still gives me a rush!

  • @rav2521
    @rav2521 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    It is really sad that Fifa Ballon d'Or award has transformed from individual brilliance award to Champions League brilliance award.

    • @xprime1054
      @xprime1054 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      ronaldo and his pr merchants made people think only champions league is relevant

  • @cole3835
    @cole3835 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    This is the beest, funniest, and most savage video I've watched this year. Definitely deserves the Puskas and Globe video award of 2021.

  • @danieln6563
    @danieln6563 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    “That ought to have been sufficient ground for an investigation into crack cocaine abuse within the world of football.” Hahaha brilliant!

  • @anshumankonar877
    @anshumankonar877 3 ปีที่แล้ว +151

    How can u trust a award which have 'soccer' in its name🤷‍♂️

    • @3dsaulgoodman43
      @3dsaulgoodman43 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      It's just a word bruh. Used in some dialects of English. Doesn't mean it's wrong. It's literally the same thing as football. Want me to define synonyms?
      synonym
      /ˈsɪnənɪm/
      Learn to pronounce
      noun
      a word or phrase that means exactly or nearly the same as another word or phrase in the same language, for example shut is a synonym of close.
      "“the East” was a synonym for the Soviet empire"

    • @chombus2602
      @chombus2602 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@3dsaulgoodman43 dude, it's just a joke, relax

    • @AntoniusTyas
      @AntoniusTyas 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@3dsaulgoodman43 r/whooooosh

    • @SP-df1nm
      @SP-df1nm 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@3dsaulgoodman43 that triggered someone who couldn't get the joke

    • @gregparsley9343
      @gregparsley9343 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@3dsaulgoodman43 you need to relax bro. @Anshuman Konar was highlighting the fact that the majority of the world refer to the sport as football, but he was joking, chill out.

  • @shrimpsquad3956
    @shrimpsquad3956 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    The Puskas Award is such a joke

  • @ajbw04m48
    @ajbw04m48 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I've long said this channel needs more tenuous and obscure links to Eurovision, really hoping for more in the future

    • @Ale-fd6uj
      @Ale-fd6uj 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Because those two were the most deserving?

  • @TheEvapiiShow
    @TheEvapiiShow 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Alfie, can you make a video about the rapid decline of Bosnian football?
    Qualified for the 2014 World Cup, were in the playoffs to qualify for the 2016 EURO, and now the national team is 13 games without a win.
    The club football isn't doing much better, from almost knocking out Newcastle United in the early 2000s, to being slapped around by 4th placed sides from Moldova, is quite a decline.
    In the last 4 years, 4 clubs who competed in the "Premijer Liga" (top flight of Bosnian Football) were all relegated because they didn't get their license for the league renewed.
    Corruption is pretty obvious as it seems that one year a Bosniak, then a Croat and then a Serb team win the league/cup.

  • @Hi5GhostMUFC
    @Hi5GhostMUFC 3 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    Watford’s 2013 starting 11 that won against Leicester in dramatic fashion, where are they now?

    • @glennaldosf
      @glennaldosf 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      the Leicester side that lost would also be a good one... some premier champions?

    • @Stegibbon
      @Stegibbon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      All back at their parent clubs

    • @martinzingor7940
      @martinzingor7940 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      God, can you be more specific?

    • @Hi5GhostMUFC
      @Hi5GhostMUFC 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@martinzingor7940 wdym?

    • @Hi5GhostMUFC
      @Hi5GhostMUFC 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@glennaldosf that’ll be a good one.

  • @shrigurub2120
    @shrigurub2120 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Hey man , I love your Works, I don't usually comment at all, but this video was hilarious lmao, I usually get knowledge from your videos but this time it gave me laughs also.
    Thank you so much.

  • @DH20034
    @DH20034 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Very insightful video alfie! Learnt alot thanks for all your hard work! Keep it up

  • @PaddyOutback
    @PaddyOutback 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I’m still raging that Tonton Zola Moukoko didn’t win the Balon D’Or in 2007 despite scoring 54 goals in 51 games for Derby County……
    Damn, I’m mixing up real life and Chanpionship Manager again.

  • @adhamyoussef5763
    @adhamyoussef5763 3 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    Day 6: The most fierce derby in each 7 continents.

    • @Stegibbon
      @Stegibbon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Not sure there's too many fierce Antarctic derbies to be honest

    • @lior995
      @lior995 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I mean 3 of them (Africa, Europe, South America) are already pretty known and clear, and who cares about NA, Asia, Australia and Ofcourse Antarctica?😅

    • @thezac7777
      @thezac7777 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@lior995 “No one cares about Australia” man stfu

    • @garyohara4612
      @garyohara4612 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@thezac7777 well they don’t do they lol except for Australians of course

    • @justhuy7960
      @justhuy7960 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@garyohara4612 Australians are all about cricket, they don't care about football much :)

  • @leonardodelacruz3859
    @leonardodelacruz3859 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    24:20
    The title on the top 😂
    Btw, this channel is my favorite football channel. Keep up the rare videos and topics.

  • @BOABModels
    @BOABModels 3 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    12:53 Neymar went to the awards in his Charlie Chaplin cosplay it seems.

    • @DrewDiePie
      @DrewDiePie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Looks fresh tho

  • @stivstilianos980
    @stivstilianos980 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    Day 2 : Do a video ranking all 21 world cup winning sides in history

    • @gregparsley9343
      @gregparsley9343 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      That’d be amazing. Seeing some of the early South American teams pitted against the more recent clubs in the modern game would be fantastic.

  • @michiadams
    @michiadams 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Happy to say I'm here again after Lewandowski was snubbed, time to restore some faith in humanity by watching this again...

    • @BiggieTrismegistus
      @BiggieTrismegistus 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Me too.

    • @srikariyer8544
      @srikariyer8544 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Messi deserved it 50 50 with lewy

    • @BiggieTrismegistus
      @BiggieTrismegistus 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@srikariyer8544 Messi certainly wasn't an unworthy choice but Lewandowski has been killing it for two years straight. I understand why Messi won and I'm not really upset by it, but it would be nice to see Lewy get some recognition, especially since Messi hasn't exactly set the world on fire since the new club season started.
      Note that I'm a Liverpool supporter, not a Bayern Munich fan. I guess part of it comes down to me wanting to see someone other than Messi and Ronaldo get the award some time. Those two have still been great the last few seasons but they're getting older and no longer head and shoulders above their peers like they used to be. Maybe I'm still pissed off that Virgil van Dijk didn't win it in 2019 too.😁

    • @michiadams
      @michiadams 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@srikariyer8544 Thats an opinion I absolutely respect, but I'm gonna have to politely disagree. What makes the difference for me was Messis relatively slow start at PSG (for his standarts), while Lewy just continued where he left off after the last 2 seasons. Don't get me wrong, Messi is the greatest player of all time imo, but right now, I think Lewandowski is a bit better.

    • @srikariyer8544
      @srikariyer8544 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@michiadams I agree, but voting ended at 10/24 and then, Messi iny viewpoint had the edge

  • @andreydragomirov8559
    @andreydragomirov8559 2 ปีที่แล้ว +96

    One of the most obvious examples actually was in 2010 when Wesley Sneider and Arjen Robben, both of whom played finals in both the Champions League with their respective clubs and the World Cup with their national team and one of whom became one of the top goalscorers of the latter, lost to Leo Messi who failed to score a single goal in 5 games for Argentina and pretty much won nothing that season.

    • @jerrycloward7570
      @jerrycloward7570 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Oh it’s happened so many times if you look closely.
      Iniesta in 2010

    • @keni8435
      @keni8435 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@jerrycloward7570 also Ribery dont forget

    • @harithdanial141
      @harithdanial141 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@keni8435 besides his club treble, ribery is the beast at that time. Uefa player of the year

    • @JBonjubia
      @JBonjubia ปีที่แล้ว

      Time to body this low IQ take.
      Messi stats:
      (2010)
      Matches: 64
      Goals: 60
      Assists: 17
      *He scored a goal every 89 minutes.*
      *He contributed a goal every 69 minutes.*
      Thats a goal a game. But because he didn't win Team Trophies it isn't deserved? What a shit take.

    • @patrickmoen8577
      @patrickmoen8577 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      You're right, Barcelona only won four trophies in 2009-10, including La Liga with a record 99 points. And 47 goals for Messi during the season isn't that great, is it?

  • @florianmaier6286
    @florianmaier6286 3 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    Day 63: 7 worst players who scored a hattrick in either the premier or champions league

    • @fug1456
      @fug1456 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      giroud

    • @robertwilloughby8050
      @robertwilloughby8050 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Did Ronny Rosenthal get a hat-trick in the premier league? I wouldn't call him the worst, but he was VERY inconsistent!

    • @ishtiaksifat9116
      @ishtiaksifat9116 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Shit idea, how do you define worst player? Any player can have e great day and score a hattrick, doesn't mean they are best or worst.

    • @TheBakerDB
      @TheBakerDB 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Arda Turan

  • @shreedesai4684
    @shreedesai4684 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    Fifa Ballon D'or should be renamed to Fifa the most popular footballer of the year.🤣
    And the Dubai D'or should be renamed to World's most marketable player of the year.🤣🤣🤣

    • @MateoTlm
      @MateoTlm 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Ballon dor is usually given to the player who deserves it the most.

    • @sjpmagar5800
      @sjpmagar5800 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Only 2010 2013 2003 2000 ballondor is given to wrong person. I think

    • @arkag5096
      @arkag5096 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@sjpmagar5800 also 2006

    • @peoplesgame1
      @peoplesgame1 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@sjpmagar5800 and 2019,2018

    • @tristanherb49
      @tristanherb49 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And 2021 and 2020 when it was just randomly skipped

  • @TheBroervan
    @TheBroervan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    That's the first time I have ever heard of the Globe Soccer Awards. Absolutely appaling stuff of which I am not surprised Cristiano Ronaldo takes part in.

    • @lfcglory9593
      @lfcglory9593 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      what do you mean you are not surprised

    • @molybdomancer195
      @molybdomancer195 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@lfcglory9593 I guess they mean they think is an egotistical idiot

    • @JD-hx7yd
      @JD-hx7yd ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@lfcglory9593
      Because Ronaldo doesn't mind doing anything for cash. The only thing he hasn't done for money is stay in the top leagues as opposed to playing in Dubai or Saudi Arabia, or China but I wouldn't be surprised if he goes there in a few years when he's not good enough for the champions league anymore.

    • @realtalk6195
      @realtalk6195 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@JD-hx7yd Cristiano should play in Turkey or Japan when he's no longer as good. He'd still be paid fairly but won't be settling for junk tier competition in a joke league in the Gulf or China.

    • @JD-hx7yd
      @JD-hx7yd ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@realtalk6195
      Guess we'll have to wait and see.

  • @Daegor1405
    @Daegor1405 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Along with your "Is Pele overrated" video one of the ABSOLUTE must-watches for any football fan since it ties so well into football´s goat debate while simultaneously shining light on the inner workings of the beautiful game!

    • @steveluckhurst2350
      @steveluckhurst2350 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I think we can stop referring to professional football as "the beautiful game" these days.

    • @steveluckhurst2350
      @steveluckhurst2350 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @NMA 55 NIDHIN JOBI yes

    • @steveluckhurst2350
      @steveluckhurst2350 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @NMA 55 NIDHIN JOBI money.

  • @realtalkwithphil
    @realtalkwithphil 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    I already don't regard Ballon Dor that much because it's for players on the spotlight. Even more difficult for defensive players.

    • @happytimes8623
      @happytimes8623 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      exactly, players like kante or busquets will never get the award cause they dont create highlights

    • @realtalkwithphil
      @realtalkwithphil 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@happytimes8623 Exactly 💯

  • @BOABModels
    @BOABModels 3 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    This is why I am more interested in Golden boot/glove winners from history as the winners are a statement of fact.
    This is also why I don't think that events like Figure skating or Diving can be considered 'true' sports - as they are decided on by judges rather than a real scoring system.

    • @asaptenebrae2240
      @asaptenebrae2240 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I disagree. That kind of sports cannot be evaluated through quantitative criteria like football. There is a lot of "intangible" in a skater run,therefore they have to have a panel of judges.

    • @Stegibbon
      @Stegibbon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@asaptenebrae2240 which is exactly why it's not sport. Sport is about tangibles.

    • @sakhinjobe8420
      @sakhinjobe8420 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      They are forms of entertainment and since sports is also a form of entertainment they qualify in that aspect since they can't be labeled movies but I agree they should be in the sports entertainment bracket

    • @lillexus5589
      @lillexus5589 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      If you would look at if from perspective of purity, football as it's played now isn't a sport either. Too much influence of the judges, not enough repercussions for the fact that breaking the rules within the sport is seen as normal and can be used for an advantage.

    • @Stegibbon
      @Stegibbon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@lillexus5589 same in every sport bro. My uncle was a pro rugby player before the cameras were everywhere and he always said the side of the scrum opposite the ref was the most brutal think he's ever experience. They'd smack the fuck out of each others heads every scrum, so much they had to rotate that spot. Also blood capsules, ball tampering (in cricket and NFL) people are always trying to break rules.

  • @joebebendorf262
    @joebebendorf262 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Congrats on winning the Best TH-camr of the decade!

  • @NobletheSavage
    @NobletheSavage 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Way to prove your point Archie . Relevant video I'd say .

  • @joebebendorf262
    @joebebendorf262 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    That was a marathon but I got through all of it. Great video!

  • @jaymngomezulu
    @jaymngomezulu 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Alfie, you were in Messi 2012 form on this video with regards to the narration! Thoroughly enjoyed the sarcasm! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @josephwillcox7262
    @josephwillcox7262 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    I genuinely haven’t laughed at a TH-cam video this much in a while, the pure sarcasm running through this makes me proud to have gotten 0 votes in Eurovision.

  • @tcmcity51
    @tcmcity51 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Imagine not voting for a man who scored 91 goals breaking a record in a calender year

  • @amoghagnihotri204
    @amoghagnihotri204 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Very well presented video as always. The amount of research that must've gone into it: 👏🏻👏🏻
    Edit: Why didn't you award the Irish Guy at the end? ☹️

  • @thebigmarvinski
    @thebigmarvinski 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    congratulations on the award alfie

  • @arminxvs3372
    @arminxvs3372 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Day 115:
    "Final Yugoslavia First League Teams: Where are they now?" would be interesting with Red Star winning the 90s CL but then falling from grace as a lot of teams in the region.
    + maybe how a lot of them changed names or logos as socialism felt off (loosing a red star etc.)

    • @reverse5163
      @reverse5163 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Fucking war.. So much People died while a couple of scumbags got rich... Usa holds 50 states together we cant hold 6..😥😢

  • @pirotessc1811
    @pirotessc1811 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    2020 no Ballon d'Or, they robbed Robert Lewandowski, it will never be forgotten and forgiven too...

    • @TimewastiusMaximus
      @TimewastiusMaximus 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      They're gonna rob him this year as well...

    • @samirgrg8923
      @samirgrg8923 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@TimewastiusMaximus
      Kante is gonna win it.

    • @TimewastiusMaximus
      @TimewastiusMaximus 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@samirgrg8923 yep, and for only playing well in a few games...

    • @PissG
      @PissG 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@TimewastiusMaximus Meanwhile a certain player was bottling 3 important matches in the same calender year. he also got caught in an incident and calling other player derogatory term while all time diving and slapping opposing player. not forgetting that he also called a football federation as corrupt, without evidence. lack of sportmanship in general... still won Ballon d'Or.

    • @sidulooty217
      @sidulooty217 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@PissG CR7 fan spotted 🤣. Cry is free

  • @ryanmkeen445
    @ryanmkeen445 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    yours is the only youtube channel id pay for, u should make ur own football documentary channel, im sure loads of people would chip in

  • @davidowusu1184
    @davidowusu1184 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    That jab at the end there against the global Jorge Mendez and friends awards was just masterful 🤣🤣🤣
    Great video

  • @alexpotts6520
    @alexpotts6520 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    I will defend Roy Hodgson's decision to name Javier Mascherano. I'm not sure about the whole of the year, but for my money he was distinctly the best player at the 2014 World Cup, and contributed more to Argentina's runner-up performance than Messi did. (This is quite apparent just from the scorelines, Argentina won several games 1-0, and their results owed far more to defensive solidity than attacking flair.)

    • @nachoalvarez7171
      @nachoalvarez7171 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Absolutely, here in Argentina Mascherano was such a hero that several people changed their social media profiles to include him

  • @BLKPlutoh
    @BLKPlutoh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I really like these deep dives. I’m curious if you could do a deep dive on Roman Abromavich’s investment in women’s football at Chelsea? Or the different women’s leagues, English Women’s Premiere vs Spanish vs NWSL vs Bundesliga

  • @yimnatawandanyika
    @yimnatawandanyika 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Love your content ❤️👏

  • @SamOGr
    @SamOGr 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Congrats on youtuber of the century! Didn't think you'd win it but the process seems very legit

  • @ousmansano21
    @ousmansano21 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Definitely your best video ever and I have been watching since 2018👏👏

  • @jordannadroj9061
    @jordannadroj9061 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Enjoyed much very! Best video of 2021 award coming your way

  • @Crundmama
    @Crundmama 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Your best work yet. Fantastic.

  • @P1ngo-e
    @P1ngo-e 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    This seems to be very accurate in 2021 Love it man good job

  • @wolfmauler
    @wolfmauler 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    😂😂😂Your appraisal of Messi's quote there near the end, had me in absolute stiches!!! 😂🍻🍺

  • @HufflepuffDaddy
    @HufflepuffDaddy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Outstanding research!

  • @justme-hh4vp
    @justme-hh4vp 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    OMG, it's just a damn popularity contest!!
    Agent of the Century 2001-2020: Does that imply there will be five such awards this calendar century?
    Making up an award ceremony is one thing but altering the nature of time itself is something else!

  • @joshthesandwich
    @joshthesandwich 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The entire GSA segment had me losing my mind. Too funny man.

  • @Tunde....Ballack
    @Tunde....Ballack ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Hahaha, he got so angry at the end lol. But I remember the first time I first found out about the Dubai D'or, well honestly it was more like ran into it in an article. After research what the award was, and why I had never heard about it years after it's inception, I was left with my mouth hanging open at the sheer shamelessness of the award lol

  • @mxo.
    @mxo. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    26:20 "Reads like a quote from a hostage" 😂😂😂

  • @parth7406
    @parth7406 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Loved the information ❤️‍🔥

  • @Tazza81
    @Tazza81 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Another cracking video Alfie (on the only HITC channel I watch since James left HITC Sport)

  • @GideonKiprotich665
    @GideonKiprotich665 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    7:37 Wonder what could possibly be running in Neyma's mind 😂😂😂😂

  • @BassyBoy
    @BassyBoy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    Oh my how I love the cynicism about the Globe Soccer Award. Very good video!

  • @mdma2078
    @mdma2078 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I come back to this video every now and then to laugh at the dubaid'ors, its such a shambles i can't 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @andrixigo1415
    @andrixigo1415 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    absolutely brilliant video! great job Alfie

  • @elviscassemiro9139
    @elviscassemiro9139 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    This video aged like gold

  • @benh2302
    @benh2302 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Mate this is one of the best videos I’ve watched 👏👏👏

  • @SuperJJAlexander
    @SuperJJAlexander 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This is one incredibly creative way to get yourself declared persona non-grata in Dubai. Good for you, mate.

  • @redtailpunk
    @redtailpunk 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    one of my favorite videos in a while!

  • @vb2388
    @vb2388 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Thing about Ballon d’Ors is that they keep changing their criteria for some reason…sometimes it’s about how many trophies the said individual one….other times its the individual performances and stats that matter..

    • @numa2k147
      @numa2k147 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      No the criteria is the same, only people and fans change it. They only changed when FIFA was in charge of the Ballon d'Or , but by that time we knew it was rigged but peoole didn't want to admit it.

    • @vb2388
      @vb2388 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@numa2k147
      Ballon d'Or award honours the male player deemed to have performed the best over the previous year, based on voting by football journalists. After 2007, coaches and captains of national teams were also given the right to vote.
      The public cannot vote for Ballon d’Ors….you are confusing FIFA BEST with Ballon d’Or..
      Pray tell me what the criteria is…as Modric wasn’t individually as great as Messi or cr7 in 2018 yet won the Ballon d’Or..
      Yet, Messi won the Ballon d’Or in 2019 although his Team Achievements weren’t as great as Van Dijk’s..

    • @Stegibbon
      @Stegibbon 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Depends how real Madrid and Barcelona do in Europe

  • @johnpacino007
    @johnpacino007 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    From 1966 to 1976. Every player that won the ballon d'Or, either won the European Cup the World Cup or the Euro, barring 1967, 1970 & 1974, 1975. From 2006 to 2018. It was the same barring, 2010, 2012, 2013. Clearly, winning these big trophies & putting in clutch performances, backed by solid domestic league performances, have a massive sway with the voters

  • @vectors2final36
    @vectors2final36 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I only watched this video because its been showing up in my TH-cam recommendations for a couple weeks. I tried to ignore it, but when every other football video in my recommendations had been watched, I finally broke down to view it. I can't believe I actually watched it until the end.

    • @gregparsley9343
      @gregparsley9343 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      In fairness, although this isn’t his best and the videos are long, compared to other ones, you can tell how much research is put into them and they are very informative and in-depth

  • @arielayo
    @arielayo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This video has reared its head again and deservedly so after the disastrous top 30 ranking of the 2021 Balon d’r

  • @delfincastellino-dominguez1607
    @delfincastellino-dominguez1607 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Day 93: Top 7 ranked National teams' golden generations if they were compiled into a league format

    • @qwert28077
      @qwert28077 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @DDeglane16 a league consisting of the current top 7 teams in fifa rankings all time teams.

  • @lindanixaba4314
    @lindanixaba4314 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    No wonder Lewa was mercilessly robbed🤣🤣

  • @Tunde....Ballack
    @Tunde....Ballack ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The Jorge Mendes Awards would be a much better name for the Dubai D'or

  • @archstanton6102
    @archstanton6102 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Congratulations on your award Alfie, well deserved. Hope you can repeat next year

  • @jackandyaron6186
    @jackandyaron6186 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Alfieph youre doing such a good job with your videos that im starting to really hate football

  • @joashgeorge6870
    @joashgeorge6870 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Brilliant video with a compelling and engaging argument.

  • @JamesGames95
    @JamesGames95 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Great video mate, perfect combination of insightful, educational and genuinely funny

  • @numa2k147
    @numa2k147 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    France Football sold the licence of the Ballon D'or to FIFA for a few years hoping it would bring it more prestige but... They ruined it awarding it only to two players.

    • @bruce2638
      @bruce2638 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Those 2 footballers would win either way

    • @Kevin-zl3ci
      @Kevin-zl3ci 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@bruce2638 tbf you could argue for Messi in 2010 with either Iniesta or snejder.
      And Ronaldo in 2013 for Ribery. But yeah generally those two would win anyway

  • @aaronsempa5820
    @aaronsempa5820 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    What will it take for Robert Lewandowski to win a Ballon d'Or?

  • @elldotms
    @elldotms 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Brilliant vid man, hope the community watches this and boycotts these weird awards

  • @owenfitzgerald5928
    @owenfitzgerald5928 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I know this could be a hard video to make but would love to see a top 7 of the worst Ballon dor votes or voters

  • @damianangela4338
    @damianangela4338 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Congrats on winning best youtuber of the century alfie 👏 well deserved