the shortest movie script - Bits and Banter [01/17/2024]

[@wallsgunna]

Best part of the chat being on screen is seeing joel_joel_joel_joel_joel_ type "Joel" in chat

[@quaker47]

Joel

[@minaDesuDesu]

Joel

[@xXsillysussyXx]

Joel

[@86pp73]

Joel

[@18skeltor]

Joelle

[@austinfletchermusic]

IT WAS THE JOSH HUTCHERSON MEME ENELLE

[@fendviyo]

Imagine gambling away your children's inheritance and the dealer starts cyber bullying you 😭reaching new levels of rock bottom

[@olc7222]

still uploading on your trip? youre a madman
thank you so much library man

[@minaDesuDesu]

After what Luna said, they have no other option to do so

[@CaioVictor20101]

the ACTUAL perfect grocery store:
never busy - 1
good parking - 2
great customer service - 3
frequent deal - 4
the rest is trash, fuck sea food, fuck samples, fuck delivery and fuck self-checkout

[@greenoftreeblackofblue6625]

I thought NL Karen Karken drawing was so fucking smart like "oh only the hair looks like Karen hair but also kinda like a tentacle that's 90%" AND THEN IT WAS SHE WAS FUCKING DRINKING WATER! AM SO MAD!

[@18skeltor]

I'd love to see the stats on the viewer count before and after he starts brute forcing puzzles.

[@Simoniz07]

The cheesecake factory menu bit was actually insane

[@gunchpussy]

the dog man bird man puzzle was getting me so heated. i think it was my personal pot play

[@zeromythosver.]

1:09:03 this bit goes crazy
My roommate and I see these guys on campus all the time and we felt so vindicated, NL stays saying what we’re all thinking

[@tehkokhoe]

LMAO The way apollo tried to gaslight everyone was insane

[@Star-pl1xs]

i usually have a high tolerance for his fringe-take horsepiss but calling the life aquatic "merely okay" has awakened The Beast

[@TrinityEcho]

he rotated it to 9, looked at the symbols again, double checked his input, and still didn’t see the mistake

[@blahblah94897]

Fish spinning

[@er4795]

"not all apples are red" fucking killed me

[@fuckhandlesgivemynameback]

44:03 bro this baldness blinking icant

[@randomperson01]

I love you library ♥

[@Smex]

so happy to see that atleast one of them are smart and are aware of the sheer length of the cheesecake factory menu, I personally have made it my life's mission to read it all. I have spent day in and day out reading it since I was at the young age of 13, I am now an old man, 27, my bones creak, I struggle to breathe, my hair has left me, I am unable to walk without the help of a tool. my life is drawing to a close yet I have only read to the halfway point, I look back on my life with a grim look, what would have happened if I never started this journey to begin with, would I have a wife? children? would I be happier? maybe if I just paced myself better and left spots open to socialize and live outside of my study I could have found love and had a child to continue my life's work, however that is not what I have done. I'm a broken man who has thrown his life away. To anyone reading this, heed my warning. don't do it, it isn't worth it, if you really must read something, go for something more quant like the rocky script or youtubes terms and conditions but please. don't do what I did

[@laggypirates]

Appreciate you librarian

[@Sebusol]

he really had me going when he named the proclaimers before mogwai

[@low-resghul8306]

Ever since that video I can’t hear the blow my whistle song without picturing the Jester from Lethal Company

[@GayBrain]

Context

[@officiallyaninja]

What video?

[@low-resghul8306]

@@officiallyaninja th-cam.com/video/qJU4oVM86Zo/w-d-xo.htmlsi=2Y9MH5iM3xB6V4zA

[@sscswimmer1]

I can't believe he doesn't know Whistle I would assume that's a peloton hood classic

[@KurttheKrab]

Hello, Librarian. I don't know how to access the discord where you take suggestions for videos so i will make my request here. I'm not sure how many times NL has done a steevo impression but I feel like it'd make a good video. Thanks for all your hard work and stay pegged.

[@loud_shitting]

thank you librarian :)

[@jkotis564]

Justin can express my fauna anytime

[@ScarletKomi]

1:50 Does Vancouver not have any public city "upkeep service" ? Do sidewalks in front of shops or next to a road just not get shoveled/defrosted?

[@shigekax]

I'm going to guess, from what he says about his neighborhood, he is deep in the suburbs

[@DrQuestern]

1:43:39 best part fr

[@rolfvanbreugel3730]

Chiblee is everybodies uncle i feel. ya smell me?

[@skiddy6085]

Josh hutcherson jumpscare

[@FreckoJoel]

[@slavenin6496]

chat really do be eating only burgers and avoiding real human interaction as a plague, stay pegged brothers on the other side

[@catfactsvids]

1:44:35
HOLY BASED

[@GeneralOutcast]

W take for the UK

[@CaioVictor20101]

6:20 wtf is this librarian

[@TheLibraryofLetourneau]

knowyourmeme.com/memes/josh-hutcherson-whistle-edit

[@leakylou2315]

Is the blackjack clip an animation that follows a real persons face/body/voice movements in real time? or a real video of a real guy?

[@ConRayArt]

thumbnail is wrong librarian, it says the 18th not 17th

[@TheLibraryofLetourneau]

ah tyty idk how this went unnoticed

[@ConRayArt]

@@TheLibraryofLetourneau no biggie 😎

[@xanderkhan73]

all of 42:00 ongoing abt scotland made my heart smile, thanks for the shoutout to our fucked up lil country

[@demujo]

nl needs to keep claire denis’ name out his mouth
shes the goat

[@Zunbil]

What game does he start playing at 11:46?

[@TheLibraryofLetourneau]

escape simulator

[@GayBrain]

NOOOOO NOT THAT PEETA IMAGE