Jerma Rumble 2

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  • @vicentetemes5793
    @vicentetemes5793 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2337

    So it just occured to me that I should have a blind person listen to this and tell them that it is actual wrestling.

    • @thegreatglueman7208
      @thegreatglueman7208 8 ปีที่แล้ว +179

      Pure genius! This might even cure world hunger with Cap Crunch winning

    • @vicentetemes5793
      @vicentetemes5793 8 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      The Great Glue Man I just read that with Glueman's voice.

    • @ethanbradley1962
      @ethanbradley1962 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      The Great Glue Man

    • @nelsonnicholson6175
      @nelsonnicholson6175 8 ปีที่แล้ว +129

      "The AI is fucking stupid."

    • @vicentetemes5793
      @vicentetemes5793 8 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Nope Nelson How dare you. The AI is fanta-perfecto-bulous.

  • @TheGrayMysterious
    @TheGrayMysterious 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1713

    I am disturbed by Pac-Man's sentient, articulated hat.

  • @samouflage99
    @samouflage99 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1286

    I have NEVER in my LIFE cheered for a freaking cereal mascot before. This is outrageous.

    • @IzodGeneral
      @IzodGeneral 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      LOL!

    • @AJewInTexas
      @AJewInTexas 8 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      +samouflage99 Yes it truly is the power of the Jerma.

    • @TheRealGrimblo
      @TheRealGrimblo 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      You cheered for Cptn Crunch?!

    • @dexaphobia8089
      @dexaphobia8089 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I read that comment and was like "captn crunch?" But now im like anyone but the egg please

    • @NoMoreNever
      @NoMoreNever 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      When Captain Crunch made his entrance, I was cheering like a madman too! :D

  • @bowie.90
    @bowie.90 10 ปีที่แล้ว +750

    Gordon calls for Half-Life 3 and then throws out Gabe. Beautiful.

    • @onilichan4108
      @onilichan4108 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Half alyx is out now

    • @sponge6171
      @sponge6171 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Onili Chan What if he's dead and never got to see Half Life Alyx. What if he never got to see anything get resolved ever in more than just games.

    • @randomationstudios24x68
      @randomationstudios24x68 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      This is why half life 3 is actually happening

    • @SoradaServalY2K
      @SoradaServalY2K 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Gordon Freeman bled into reality and took over Valve HQ

    • @dogmanbitehurt8243
      @dogmanbitehurt8243 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      are you still alive?

  • @alliumcbc5692
    @alliumcbc5692 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1525

    Totally ready for jerma rumble in which benjamin franklin returns buffed up and covered in tattoos after escaping prison

    • @DAGfilms100
      @DAGfilms100 8 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      When did he kill bat-boy

    • @bigidiotdumbstupidguy9329
      @bigidiotdumbstupidguy9329 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      srsly tho when did he kill batboy? also whens mahvel?

    • @DAGfilms100
      @DAGfilms100 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      +Jack Petry there's been a couple times when jerks said bat boi is supposed to be dead but we never saw that happen

    • @bigidiotdumbstupidguy9329
      @bigidiotdumbstupidguy9329 8 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      deanthebean guess he just hates him that much

    • @Feksil
      @Feksil 8 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      Byeahjamin Franklin

  • @Krynictrace
    @Krynictrace 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1253

    "but Gabe Newell is out! And here comes Earthworm Jim!"
    Things happen too fast in the Jerma Rumble, it's too much for me to handle.

    • @fortuys7754
      @fortuys7754 7 ปีที่แล้ว +130

      *proceeds to get super kicked by a Byeah disguised as mario*
      AND MAELA JUST GOT SUPER KICKED OFF THE TOP ROPE !
      *AND HERES COME SANTA WITH A CHAINSAW !*

  • @CoolDrifty
    @CoolDrifty 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1008

    The fucking egg coming out of the fires of hell followed by jerma beating the shit out glue man made me lose it

    • @TheGrayMysterious
      @TheGrayMysterious 7 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      Santa Claus walking in drunk off his ass while swinging a chainsaw around right after Ma3la got blasted out of the ring is my favorite part

    • @jackthemysterious360
      @jackthemysterious360 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      CoolDrify I fucking lost my shit

    • @darkhoodx6487
      @darkhoodx6487 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Gordon Freeman confirming half life 3 and knocking out gabe is my favourite

  • @blastfoster6968
    @blastfoster6968 7 ปีที่แล้ว +309

    Heavy managed to:
    Almost get someone out 6 times but they stayed in.
    Stayed in long enough to see 4 people enter.
    Stayed in long enough to see 5 people leave.
    Reversed/Dodged 8 moves
    All in 7 minutes and 7 seconds.

  • @ivopizano5117
    @ivopizano5117 9 ปีที่แล้ว +805

    How does Jerma manage to be so consistently and originally hilarious???
    This guy really deserves major props

    • @ALKOS3D
      @ALKOS3D 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      A true fan of the sus man

  • @Death_Incarnate
    @Death_Incarnate 8 ปีที่แล้ว +627

    I screamed no when Gabe Newell was power bombed out of the ring....

  • @brendalord2764
    @brendalord2764 8 ปีที่แล้ว +189

    When egg rose from the ring of fire i spit out my fucking soup all over my laptop screen.

  • @moonmelons
    @moonmelons 10 ปีที่แล้ว +410

    30's Milk Man is under-appreciated.

    • @bringbackcaramel2302
      @bringbackcaramel2302 9 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      40s Milkman is popular though

    • @nopenope6034
      @nopenope6034 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      I dunno, he seems popular with 30's housewives...

    • @DeezNuts-rj3wc
      @DeezNuts-rj3wc 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Still worse then bat boy

  • @arandomday3530
    @arandomday3530 10 ปีที่แล้ว +265

    "Santa Claus and Captain Crunch are double teaming Burgah Boy in the corner!"
    This sounds like a Jerma fan fiction someone wrote.

    • @amateurvacuum
      @amateurvacuum ปีที่แล้ว +2

      are you still alive?

    • @floraeofthemoon
      @floraeofthemoon ปีที่แล้ว

      holy shit what the fuck kind of comment is that to leave lmfao

  • @codelyoko363
    @codelyoko363 9 ปีที่แล้ว +248

    I never thought i would see Gaben punching Pacman and fighting Gordon Freeman

  • @analothor
    @analothor 10 ปีที่แล้ว +385

    i lost my shit when jerma attached glue man

    • @PsiDelta98
      @PsiDelta98 10 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Let me help you find it.

    • @deandingus7160
      @deandingus7160 10 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I lost mine when I saw earthworm jim

    • @deandingus7160
      @deandingus7160 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      And the Easter bunny

    • @foohba1
      @foohba1 10 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I lost mine when "He's gunna dropkick the fuck outa your gramma!"

    • @analothor
      @analothor 10 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ***** thats not uncommon

  • @Graceclaw
    @Graceclaw 9 ปีที่แล้ว +141

    By KOs-
    Cap'n Crunch- 4
    Mario, Santa- 3
    Gabe Newell, Gordon Freeman, Earthworm Jim- 2

    • @TheLunasticks
      @TheLunasticks 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You counted that? :D

    • @Graceclaw
      @Graceclaw 9 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Tobi3440 (Blue Phoenix)
      I was curious/I wanted to give credit where credit was due. The "victor" in each of these is largely based on when people come in, not how much work they did/how good they were.

    • @TheLunasticks
      @TheLunasticks 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Graceclaw
      Well, in real WWE wrestling, it is the last person standing who wins as well. Still, I can see your point. :)

    • @Flinch9000
      @Flinch9000 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Funny how Gabe and Gordon never got past 2

  • @Ironjically
    @Ironjically 9 ปีที่แล้ว +325

    I'm watching this instead of the Super Bowl.

    • @NexusGideon
      @NexusGideon 9 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      GiveMeYourTeeth. Now. Good, sports isn't allowed on the internet anyway.

    • @lamfan3591
      @lamfan3591 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Good choice

  • @xweert711
    @xweert711 9 ปีที่แล้ว +459

    "HE'S GONNA DROPKICK THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR GRANDMOTHER"
    Oh
    Oh damn

    • @rogeliopadilla7545
      @rogeliopadilla7545 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I laughed so much at that part

    • @Moonfixer
      @Moonfixer 9 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Cap'n crunch don't play no games!!

    • @AlbertTheFinal
      @AlbertTheFinal 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      cringe dude

  • @N00BterminatorX
    @N00BterminatorX 10 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    I can't believe how customizable this game is! All these costumes and character creations, sure, but even the animations fit the characters. Gordon put up the 3 sign, the milk man had a bottle to drink, mario gave a super jump, even the crowd cheering for Gabe. This game is amazing, and not even for the reasons intended.

  • @AJewInTexas
    @AJewInTexas 8 ปีที่แล้ว +169

    IT'S SANTA CLAUS WITH A CHAINSAW.
    Welp I just pissed myself laughing.

  • @DWN037
    @DWN037 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Smash Reveals:
    "YOOOOOOO IT'S BANJO"
    Jerma Rumble Reveals:
    "30s Milkman is here, and that's something we're going to have to come to terms with."

  • @ScottJAw
    @ScottJAw 10 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    I lost my shit when Martin Van Buren came out.. sad to say I knew who it was as soon as he said President by the hair lol

  • @clutchedbyanangel
    @clutchedbyanangel 10 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    When Van Buren came out, how many thought, "Oh, the President," and how many thought "Oh, the Almost Fallout 3?"

  • @RoyalFusilier
    @RoyalFusilier 8 ปีที่แล้ว +145

    Unironially better than the 2015 Royal Rumble.

  • @HelenaRedgrave
    @HelenaRedgrave 10 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    I absolutely lost it when Gabe sprinted into the ring right the fuck out of nowhere.

  • @ConstipatedLlama
    @ConstipatedLlama 10 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    21:50 "This is _crunch_ time."
    Foreshadowing?

  • @thegreatcarraway
    @thegreatcarraway 8 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    Bring back 30's milkman! I love an underdog story!

  • @VincentVisions
    @VincentVisions 10 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    Jerma could easily be a legit sports announcer. No one could script this!

  • @darrylflethen799
    @darrylflethen799 10 ปีที่แล้ว +450

    This series is my absolute series on youtube! Jerma, please do more! Jermania 14 was especially awesome, with the ladder match. Your commentary is thrilling, consistent, and incredibly entertaining. I don't even know why, but it's great. Crunch's last minute appearence in 14 made me legitimately angry, and I hope Glueman and Jerma set aside their differences and take on Crunch!

    • @zzulema
      @zzulema 10 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      "This series is my absolute series on youtube!"
      Yeah. Good job there.

    • @thegooglebell8159
      @thegooglebell8159 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oh wow I just noticed that lol, grammee nazi

    • @thegooglebell8159
      @thegooglebell8159 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      But I agree with your comment😜

    • @thegooglebell8159
      @thegooglebell8159 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I did not mean to do that XD

    • @thegooglebell8159
      @thegooglebell8159 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      XD

  • @WolfDragonGamer
    @WolfDragonGamer 10 ปีที่แล้ว +126

    I just had an Idea:
    You can use the Jerma Rumble to memorize the presidents.

  • @PoeJones
    @PoeJones 10 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    "Last time, if you remember, Benjamin Franklin did kill BatBoy. Her ran him over with a truck and unfortunately, Benjamin Franklin is in state penitentiary,"

  • @xTreetable
    @xTreetable 10 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    Jerma, I just wanted to say that I appreciate the work and time you put into this, it's incredibly hilarious and entertaining. Thank you!

  • @megalomaniacalHalide
    @megalomaniacalHalide 10 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    I just want "IT'S SANTA CLAUS WITH A CHAINSAW!" as my ringtone.

  • @SawedOffLaser
    @SawedOffLaser 10 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    Jerma, i love all your videos, but the rumble has to be my favorite series you have done.

    • @NivPS3
      @NivPS3 10 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Me too,i hope he does Jerma Rumble 3

    • @weird407
      @weird407 10 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Gamer. We all know what is confirmed when a certain person enters the arena then :P

  • @mongoinky
    @mongoinky 9 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    The easter bunny made me spit out my cofee

  • @Weebusaurus
    @Weebusaurus 9 ปีที่แล้ว +174

    Martin van Buren, though uneventful while in the Oval Office, is actually quite an anomaly is many ways. van Buren was the first president to be born an American, for example. He is also to this day--and probably forever considering the birther nonsense that came from simply having a black president--to not speak English as their first language. As you may be able to guess from his name, van Buren was of Dutch descent.

    • @Meme_Lor
      @Meme_Lor 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Also, Fallout 3

    • @omberman
      @omberman 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Meme_Lor yeah I'd say that's where most young people know him from

  • @Phelan666
    @Phelan666 10 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    That easter bunny...Scares the shit out of me....

  • @Sacra898
    @Sacra898 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    As soon as Jerma said "it's crunch time", I had an instinct that Cap'n Crunch would win. Jerma's a smart man

  • @TheMightySquare
    @TheMightySquare 9 ปีที่แล้ว +99

    Monopoly Guy should be the Fat Controller from Thomas the Tank Engine

    • @TheMusical94
      @TheMusical94 9 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Sir topham hat? Yeah, he says how much of an "idiot" he was for that...

  • @giraton1
    @giraton1 10 ปีที่แล้ว +92

    "Milkman, there's no need to feel down. I say milkman, get your feet off the ground. I say milkman, because your in a new town and there's milk, to, be, de liv erd......"

    • @oscarberegi6
      @oscarberegi6 10 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Dude don't this is Jerma not yogscast ps they suk

    • @giraton1
      @giraton1 10 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      the fact that you know what that is means you were a fan once, but i wont argue further.

    • @Obi-WanKannabis
      @Obi-WanKannabis 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      wait, I thought that was a YMCA reference, not yogscast o.O

    • @giraton1
      @giraton1 10 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      MrTURBOJOHN its both. during on of the yog-pods, they were talking about milkmen, then they saw the hat and thought of the band that does Y.M.C.A and came up with M.I.L.K. as soon as i saw the milkman, that's the first thing i thought.

    • @Obi-WanKannabis
      @Obi-WanKannabis 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      giraton1 oh yeah. M.I.L.K I remember now, it was so long ago o.O

  • @rafaelsoler6366
    @rafaelsoler6366 8 ปีที่แล้ว +132

    JERMA RUMBLE 4 JERMA RUMBLE 4, EVERYONE WANTS TO SEE IT HAPPEN

    • @toast7580
      @toast7580 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It's in May

    • @thedarkknight1209
      @thedarkknight1209 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Meme Enthusiast you shittin' me? did he say so?

    • @rafaelsoler6366
      @rafaelsoler6366 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Wilsons wagon yeah he did in a stream

    • @thedarkknight1209
      @thedarkknight1209 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Rafael Soler HYPE

    • @toast7580
      @toast7580 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Wilsons wagon HOIP

  • @a.lampman2165
    @a.lampman2165 8 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    >being that one guy who knew it was Van Buren when he said it was the 8th president

  • @NeoBoneGirl
    @NeoBoneGirl 10 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    Can't believe Star_ didn't just card count his way to the top of the rumble.

    • @happysniphurr8911
      @happysniphurr8911 10 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I think he was banned from card count..

  • @coww74
    @coww74 10 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    These are the greatest videos. I love how into it Jerma is too.

  • @360Freaks
    @360Freaks 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    For some reason I really can't get enough of these. I really love them all. Watched them probably three times each. I've even told myself that if I were in hospice while watching this, I'd probably be content. Thanks Jerma!

  • @MrMoldyMurder
    @MrMoldyMurder 10 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Captain Crunch OP.

  • @gerogelopezsthirdcousinsix5795
    @gerogelopezsthirdcousinsix5795 10 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Jerma Rumble 2 character roster: STAR_, Pac-Man, Grandpa, Monopoly Guy, Gabe Newell, Gordon Freeman, Ma3la, 30's Milkman, Earthworm Jim, Mario (totally not a drunk Byeah), Easter Bunny?..., Martin Van Buren, The [Red] Heavy, Coat Hanger, Cap'N Crunch, Santa, [Fat] Elvis, Burgah Boy, Jerma, and The Egg!
    And the winner is... HOLY SHIT IT'S CAP'N CRUNCH!!!!!!!

  • @Bacalh4s
    @Bacalh4s 10 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    This Jerma Rumbles are one of the best things you have ever done! Love them!

  • @nonuvurbeeznus795
    @nonuvurbeeznus795 8 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    6:17
    I guess Jerma forgot that Grandpa eliminated Gabe Newell last time? Just a little bit of revenge for Gabe, it seems to me. :)

  • @rasamatazz9823
    @rasamatazz9823 10 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    The Coat Hanger literally had me in tears

  • @GCab70
    @GCab70 10 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    Some suggestions (a few are random, but fuck it.)
    -Bill Clinton
    -Toad from Super Mario
    -Ranger from Fistful of Frags
    -Mega Man
    -Bubsy
    -Calvin Coolidge
    -Ned Flanders
    -The Annoying Flashlight Guy
    -Freddy Krueger
    -Noob Saibot
    -BOT Bill from CS:GO
    -Chuck Green in his underwear
    -"The ground is shakin'!" Guy
    -Terry Crews
    -STAR_'s ugly Saints Row 2 Character
    -BLU Scout
    -Wal-Mart Clerk
    -Clyde (perfect teeth must be on character)
    -Burger King Cashier
    -Truck Driver from Big Rigs
    -Knuckles the Echidna
    -Dr. Eggman
    -Female Byeah
    -Judge Dredd
    -Dr. Kleiner
    -Waluigi
    -Batman
    -Octodad
    -Your Dark Souls 2 Guy
    -A character from Kingpin (the game of swears)
    -Biker from Ride to Hell

    • @connortipton1648
      @connortipton1648 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      There should also be Colonel Sanders XD

    • @lancetheradioactive9034
      @lancetheradioactive9034 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yay for Knuckles!
      No, srsly, this could be at least somewhat appropriate.

    • @ryanallen1328
      @ryanallen1328 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Instead of the Burger King Cashier, I think we should get the King of Burgahs himself, Burger King! Perhaps he has a face off with is rival Ronald McDonald.

  • @themechanist7875
    @themechanist7875 10 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    I love how Gordon Freeman immediately went for Gaben:
    "This is what you get for not making my next game!"
    "THIS IS WHAT YOU GET FOR MESSING WITH THE FREEMAN!"

    • @tomothytimbo
      @tomothytimbo 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I swear to god if HL3 got confirmed after this video.

    • @jordanrogers9296
      @jordanrogers9296 ปีที่แล้ว

      Eight years later....

  • @jonathanmiller4188
    @jonathanmiller4188 10 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    When Santa came out a voice echoed in my head...
    "Santa is gonna fuck you up"

  • @AnvilPro100
    @AnvilPro100 10 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I love how when Captain Crunch gets in the ring all the energy starts building, with Jerma and the crowd getting loud and the action picking up, and then it all peaks with "SANTA CLAUSE WITH A CHAINSAW!"

  • @Chayification
    @Chayification 10 ปีที่แล้ว +105

    Would love to be in Part 3 haha! Loved Earthworm Jim!

    • @Lahrkin
      @Lahrkin 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      Woah. You're here

    • @logansetna316
      @logansetna316 10 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I adore you.

  • @BaconMageLv0
    @BaconMageLv0 8 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    A random scoreboard.
    STAR_ (175Pts) (Slams +50(3) (Slamed -50(4) (Rounds Survived +100(4!) (Humiliation -50%)
    Pac-Man (300Pts) (Slams +50(5) (Slamed -50(3) (Rounds Survived +100(4!) (Humiliation -50%)
    Grandpa (600Pts) (Slams +50(3) (Slamed -50(2) (Rounds Survived +100(3!) (Elimination: Flipper 250)
    Monopoly Guy (150Pts) (Slams +50(2) (Slamed -50(4) (Rounds Survived +100(4!) (Humiliation -50%)
    Gabe Newell (950Pts) (Slams +50(3) (Slamed -50(4) (Rounds Survived +100(4!) (Elimination: Flipper 250) (Elimination: Kicked Out + Steal 250+100)
    Gordon Freeman (950Pts) (Slams +50(5) (Slammed -50(4) (Rounds Survived +100(3!) (Elimination: Pushover 200) (Elimination: Leg Up 400)
    MA3LA (275Pts) (Slams +50(7) (Slammed -50(12) (Rounds Survived +100(8!) (Humiliation -50%)
    30's Milkman (175Pts) (Slams +50(3) (Slammed -50(2) (Rounds Survived +100(4!) (Humiliation -50%)
    Earthworm Jim (1350Pts) (Slams +50(7) (Slammed -50(6) (Elimination: Flipper 250) (Rounds Survived +100(8!) (Elimination: Kicked Out 250)
    Mario (1650Pts) (Slams +50(7) (Slammed -50(6) (Rounds Survived +100(7!) (Elimination: Flipper 250(2) (Elimination: Spartan Kick (Major) 400)
    Easter Bunny (600Pts) (Slams +50(1) (Slammed -50(2) (Rounds Survived +100(4!) (Elimination: Flipper 250)
    Martin Van Buren (25Pts) (Slams +50(1) (Slammed -50(2) (Rounds Survived +100(1!) (Humiliation -50%)
    Heavy (350Pts) (Slams +50(12) (Slammed -50(6) (Rounds Survived +100(4!) (Humiliation -50%)
    Coat Hanger (75Pts) (Slams +50(3) (Slammed -50(2) (Rounds Survived +100(1!) (Humiliation -50%)
    Cap'n Crunch (2000Pts) (Slams +50(7) (Slammed -50(8) (Rounds Survived +100(5) (Elimination: Spartain Kick (Minor) 300) (Elimination: Pushover 250) (Elimination: Kicked Out 250(2) (Victor 500)
    Santa (1050Pts) (Slams +50(2) (Slammed -50(1) (Rounds Survived +100(3) (Elimination: Power Bomb 300) (Elimination: Flipper 250) (Elimination: Kicked Out 250)
    Elvis (0Pts) (Slams +50(0) (Slammed -50(0) (Rounds Survived +100(0!) (Humiliation -50%)
    Burgah Boy (150Pts) (Slams +50(2) (Slammed -50(0) (Rounds Survived +100(2) (Humiliation -50%)
    Jerma (0Pts) (Slams +50(0) (Slammed -50(0) (Rounds Survived +100(0!) (Humiliation -50%)
    The Egg (250Pts) (Slams +50(1) (Slammed -50(3) (Rounds Survived +100(1) (Elimination: Flipper 250)
    -------------------------------------------------------------
    Bonuses
    Most Slams (300) Heavy (With 12)
    Butt Monkey (Most Slammed) (+150) MA3LA (With 12)
    Toss Master (Most Eliminations) (300) Cap'n Crunch (With 4)
    Outlaster (Longest in ring (300) MA3LA (With 8)
    ---------------------------------------------------------------------
    Final Scores (Ties will be broken by rounds lasted, then slams.)
    1st Cap'n Crunch (2000+300 Bonus) (2300)
    2nd Mario (1650)
    3rd Earthworm Jim (1350)
    4th Santa (1050)
    5th Gabe Newell (950)
    6th Gordon Freeman (950)
    7th Heavy (350+300 Bonus) (650)
    8th MA3LA (275+350 Bonus) (625)
    9th Easter Bunny (600)
    10th Grandpa (600)
    11th Pac-Man (300)
    12th The Egg (250)
    13th Star_ (175)
    13th 30's Milkman (175)
    14th Monopoly Guy (150)
    15th Burgah Boy (150)
    16th Coat Hanger (75)
    17th Martin Van Buren (25)
    18th Elvis (0)
    18th Jerma (0)

    • @daappr
      @daappr 8 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      You have such free time...

  • @Nuclear_Gandhi
    @Nuclear_Gandhi 8 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    AND HIS NAME IS JERM CENA

  • @frey0r
    @frey0r 10 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    23:29 Jerma is mad : Part Rumble

  • @AtzeHHouse
    @AtzeHHouse 10 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    I said it once and I will say it again: Jerma, you should become some sort of sports commentator

  • @baxterrhodes7542
    @baxterrhodes7542 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I've always loved that Jerma's Gordon Freeman, though not around very long, is lore accurately broken and OP. Like G-Man really just let this guy out into a wrestling ring and said "Let off some steam".

  • @Cheeky_Goose
    @Cheeky_Goose 8 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    One of Jerma's finest works!

  • @Flight_of_Icarus
    @Flight_of_Icarus 10 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    I lost it when Van Buren came in. **Major US History Nerd**

    • @goofus1589
      @goofus1589 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      This is what got me to learn all the presidents by heart.

    • @Ultimator2468
      @Ultimator2468 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      AdecostarElite His appearance inspired me to ask my friend to put him in a video game we had been working on. He came back the next day and told me he had the best hair of any president other than Reagan (smash) ;3

    • @ColdestSubZero
      @ColdestSubZero 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      after I read this he came in XD

    • @ColdestSubZero
      @ColdestSubZero 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      after I read this he came in XD

  • @DylanHlava
    @DylanHlava 10 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    I didn't know STAR_ knew how to change his race.

    • @nothingbutsmith7243
      @nothingbutsmith7243 10 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Showracemenu

    • @SquidmanMalachar
      @SquidmanMalachar 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The Mighty Walrus So that's why Star_'s stats were messed up. disntinct lack of aerial headshot smacks
      Gotta be careful using that command

    • @nothingbutsmith7243
      @nothingbutsmith7243 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yoda0099 Exactly!

  • @lizardmen98
    @lizardmen98 10 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Man tears of joy shall be cried tonight.

  • @chapinmc2
    @chapinmc2 10 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    I lost it at the Monopoly guy and Sir Topham Hatt.

  • @grumpydoodle8455
    @grumpydoodle8455 9 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    Anything better than enjoying the Jerma Rumble with some delicoius yoghurt? No? Did'nt think so.

    • @bowserfriend
      @bowserfriend 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Jerma Rumble and yoghurt, add pancakes, add cupcakes and you have
      .
      .
      .
      .
      .
      .
      .
      Diabeetus!! Congrats

    • @grumpydoodle8455
      @grumpydoodle8455 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Zeros Lel.

    • @LeslieKnopewaffles
      @LeslieKnopewaffles 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      yogurt** didn't**

    • @TheWOOFinator1337
      @TheWOOFinator1337 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Defending Comic Sans
      Yoghurt's the English way of spelling it, "Yogurt"'s the American (/Canadian I think?) way...

    • @LeslieKnopewaffles
      @LeslieKnopewaffles 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      TheWOOFinator1337 yoghurt has a red squiggly line under it while yogurt does not.

  • @killawhale8726
    @killawhale8726 10 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES ANOTHER JERMA RUMBLE!

  • @MrRitsukaLoveless
    @MrRitsukaLoveless 10 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    Issac from Binding of Issac for Jerma rumble 3 :D

    • @thebebe1221
      @thebebe1221 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I was just about to comment that

  • @bigbeefscorcho
    @bigbeefscorcho ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Every time a new person comes out on every single Jerma rumble, it’s like your brain getting zapped by a taser for a second. There is never any way to predict who’s next

  • @Eetarsaurus
    @Eetarsaurus 10 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    When I saw this video in my sub box, my face lit up with the happiness of a million angels and I cried like a young child. Tears of joy streamed out of my eyes in a wave of pure serenity as I started the video. Needless to say, my computer keyboard is now fucking ruined from water damage.

  • @cam897
    @cam897 9 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    This is like the 5th or 6th time I've watched this, I need help.

  • @SolidSp33d
    @SolidSp33d 10 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    Am I the only one who wishes they can here Star_'s reaction to his ass being handed to him?

  • @marmiteghost
    @marmiteghost 10 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    "he doesn't care if you think his cereal is too sugary, he's gonna come down, he's gonna dropkick the fuck outta your grandmother" i could not stop laughing

  • @Hardyt3kyoyo
    @Hardyt3kyoyo 10 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    the inconsistencies of them being in the rumble arena but entering in the smackdown arena is bothering me WAY more than it should...

  • @deletedwaffles
    @deletedwaffles 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I love that all of his wrestlers are characters from his past gameplays but even then if you don't know a character it doesn't matter because they're just so bizarre that it fits regardless of not knowing which game they're from.

  • @TheCALLofDEAD
    @TheCALLofDEAD 10 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    so happy when I saw this in my subscription box

  • @lolcatninja
    @lolcatninja 8 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    "there goes the coathanger, take it easy, see you next fall, get the fuck out of here" I dunno why but I found that hilarious

    • @klg9549
      @klg9549 8 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Probably because those send-offs get progressively more unkind/unnecessarily aggressive. Jerma's delivery is always perfect too.

  • @LoneCoolBeagle
    @LoneCoolBeagle 10 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Jerma, your character in this is beautiful.

    • @zake881
      @zake881 10 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I feel like he looked slightly like john cena (spelt wrong?)

  • @leetri
    @leetri 10 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    Aww, I had my money on GabeN, and once again he disappoints. This is my favourite series on TH-cam by far. Hope this becomes a monthly thing, at least bi-monthly. :P

  • @kylehaake1002
    @kylehaake1002 10 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Easter bunny is in my nightmares.

  • @bigtastyben5119
    @bigtastyben5119 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    I wish jerma made at least one more jermarumble likes this again.

  • @Sjahko_
    @Sjahko_ 10 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    Make more Jerma rumbles, please. They are so hilarious. I watch them with my friend and we keep laughing and laughing the entire video. I think you like these rumbles too, well you sound very happy and laugh so I suppose that you like them and if you make another rumble please put Coat Hanger in it. xD His arms are so hilarious. But thanks for making me laugh every video, except the commentaries :P

  • @CasperGrimshaw
    @CasperGrimshaw 10 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    Jerma is Mad part 4: Murdering the Glue

  • @NecromancerSloth
    @NecromancerSloth 10 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Jerma, Bat Boy and 30's Milk Man are both hilarious. They don't get enough credit

    • @LydCal999
      @LydCal999 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      fuck that, eggman+batboy= batman and eggboy

    • @MrBrimstone
      @MrBrimstone 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      why not glueman? ;_;

    • @NecromancerSloth
      @NecromancerSloth 10 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Doctor Melon Also glueman, he was something to behold.

    • @MrBrimstone
      @MrBrimstone 10 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Necromancer Sloth
      he needs to make a comeback in the next jerma rumble and get payback for that humiliating scene backstage

    • @jam3673
      @jam3673 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Doctor Melon Why is it no one talks about Coat Hangar?

  • @Chapapakk
    @Chapapakk 10 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    This is waaay more intense than any WWE match. Edge of my seat the entire time.

  • @Shilag
    @Shilag 10 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I hope you continue this "series". I know they take a lot of work, but these are some of the best videos you've ever made, hands down!

  • @ChubbyRoseQuartz69
    @ChubbyRoseQuartz69 10 ปีที่แล้ว +177

    Jerma Rumble 3 needs
    Morgan Freeman
    Pizza Dude
    Doofus and Goofus
    a Baby Shpee
    a Female Byeah
    the Muppet Man
    the Rat Burger guy
    James Madison
    the two ugly guys from saints rows 2
    Bubsy

  • @TheShieldsMD
    @TheShieldsMD 10 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Lost it at Gordon Freeman throwing the three up.

  • @bedebao
    @bedebao 10 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    I love Jerma Rumbles.

  • @tubasil8786
    @tubasil8786 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    I actually got hyped when captain crunch entered lol

  • @mylegowalrus
    @mylegowalrus 10 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    this is the funniest thing i have seen since the 1st rumble

  • @TrollStack
    @TrollStack 10 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    "[Burgah Boy] probably just came out of the shower.” We all know burgah boy doesn't take showers

  • @accursedcursive4935
    @accursedcursive4935 10 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    This video was worth the weight.

    • @AGrayPhantom
      @AGrayPhantom 10 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      But the weight! It's crushing me!

    • @husky7876
      @husky7876 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      i think you mean "wait"

    • @pacowallochenkenrick
      @pacowallochenkenrick 10 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      husky7876 "Worth the weight" is a joke about Gabe Newel

    • @accursedcursive4935
      @accursedcursive4935 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      AGrayPhantom
      What was this doing marked as spam?

    • @masontao
      @masontao 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      husky7876 I say I say, the joke went right over your head and into the fan behind you!

  • @TheMartdor
    @TheMartdor 10 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    PLEASE DO A THIRD!

  • @Snickersnek
    @Snickersnek 10 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    I like to think that STAR_ came straight over from his latest Strike Vector video and that's why he's a spaceman. Also that is what he wears inside his Strike Vector ship. Exactly that.

    • @TransforceMLP
      @TransforceMLP 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      Or Star turns out to be The Stig.

  • @Bake_jennett
    @Bake_jennett 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    i’m watching this 5 years later and it’s great

  • @SnikkasHD
    @SnikkasHD 10 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Battle of the Breakfast people! Haha
    At the end i found myself clapping my hands eventho there is noone who could physically recieve that honor. I just realized i clapped in front of my screen with noone in my room.
    Man, This was awesome! Keep it up and do more of these! Absolutely love this!!!
    That backstage part with Jerma was hilarios ;D

  • @JoJoMadara
    @JoJoMadara 10 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    Ok. Who else lost their shit when Cap'n Crunch showed up!?

  • @FatrickAteman
    @FatrickAteman 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    "star_ changed his heart and is now attacking gabe newell!" foreshadowing

  • @AmbiFMA
    @AmbiFMA 10 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    These are the only times I've been hyped over wrestling :D