***** Jerma, be careful, Gabe Newell might get crazy on this one, make sure the Valve characters are there to try to prevent the whole world from exploding, you are our only hope.
I feel like there should be a mode that has recharging items So like the more of something you buy the faster it recharges and the higher your item cap is. So less giant spam waves and more stuff to do when everyone runs out of stuff
I couldn't tell if this was Middle Eastern or Latin American Soccer. It had everything: -Stampeding Cattle -Fans Taking the field -A No-fly zone being enforced. -Fucking Hadron Collider Portals. -An actual Boring (time lapsed) Soccer match -Danny Devito what fuckin country is this?!
hey jerma if i made a game would you play it and upload it on youtube? im thinking of spending ALOT of time making this cause i have many ideas in mind
When Jerma doesn't know what human children sound like.
Shit, the ground is shaking
+Morgan King WHAT
I never thought of that. I thought I was good at this sort of thing.
122 people played that game.. btw, eat tacos for breakfast... it's good for ya
SHIT... GROUND IS SHAKING
SHIT.......... GROUND SHAKING
Shit...... ground is shaking!
Best counter to the million cannons goes to STAR_
you could say STAR_ performed a 21 million canon salute for Jermie.
Suijin Thanks god there are no random crits...
*****
Even better
5:20
This might be one of the funniest jerma jokes I've seen but no one remembers.
"Oh you wanna drop firepower? You wanna drop some FUCKIN' FIREPOWER?!?" *Brazilian Luftwaffe flies over*
I died.
the back of my head is hurting from laughing so much
*****
LOL
***** I found it appropriate that at the time of writing you have exactly 64 likes.
***** The stretched face comes from Super Mario *64*, if that's what you're asking about.
***** Oh.
(the realization of what you meant with the last comment had just sunk in, and I headbutt a nearest wall in shame)
"GET IT IN THERE!"
"WHO IS IT GOING TO GO INTO?"
"IT'S GOING INTO YOURS"
#sterma
Rob Mick I ship it
+Spog Zallagi (hit)
Next video - still dropping cows
Wha- oh my, where'd all these likes come from?
Malcis add me on steam
TheLilNiceKid I'll need a little more than that.
Malcis add meon steam, please?
Malcis Likes = Cows
1:18 - Every Jerma vs. Star_ competition in a nutshell.
+Ryusuta Jerma makes a joke, and ster_ insta-wins
+Slair Bingo.
JERMA VS STAR JERMA VS STAR EVERYONE WANTS TO SEE THIS HAPPEM
I have never heard Star actually breaking out laughing that bad. This is amazing.
you haven't seen their damnation video then have you? that still takes the cake for most laughing by jerma and star
8:00 "Shit, Ground's Shakin"
xD
Laughed more at this than at the video, good job sir XD
7:55 "The ground is shaking"
Shit!
glitchmagician the ground is shaking!
kaleb velez Shit!
selthroWs
no
Soup4Dayz Why you gotta be like this.
This game is free on IndieGala right now and this was the video the linked to advertise it.
Pretty effective if you ask me.
I know you usually don't go back to these games, but please, Jerma, go back to this one.
With of course the amazing ster
Yas
I don’t think he did
ROFL at the hundred WWII bombers
5:21
"You wanna drop some FUCKING FIREPOWER?!?"
FIFA '41
SoccerField: 1942
More like Fi(re)Pa(wur)
Yes, it needs to be misspelled.
This is how I feel when I get air superiority in HOI IV
This game still looks more interesting than the Fifia games.
FIFA master race
+Mr. Shit Eating Grin and by the fifa race, i mean the mexicans
Never heard of fifia...
Brandon Yee Fifa Master Hand.
Well have you seen the bugs? Better than Skate 3. XD
Jerma and Star is a match made in heaven, i can only imagine what their children will be like.
That was a BEAUTIFUL teleport play by ster. HUGE teleports on Jermas cannons.
The cow punchline!
Sterma vs. Jar_! Sterma vs. Jar_! EVERYONE WANTS TO SEE THIS HAPPEN!
That's stupid.
Ammar Karic Thanks
How lonely he +1 his own comment.
Jordan frost Now its called +1?......
Goddamnit Google
"I need to build rezawrces" I see what you did there, very clever star...
2:14 "I need to BUILD RESZARWSEZ."
1:50 something I never thought I'd hear anyone say.
I want more of that insanity
I lost it at YOU WANT SOME FUCKING FIREPOWER?!
I couldn't think of a better start to my weekend than a Jerma video.
Sports game of the year, most realistic
i left my auto play on for like 10minutes and came back to this. xD
It has been a long time since even a Jerma video had me laughing so hard I was in tears, this was beautiful!
I need more of this
*BUILD REZAWRCES*
Jerma: You wanna use firepower? YOU WANNA USE SOME FUCKING FIRE POWER!!?! (Sends in 100 bomber jets)
Not jets planes man planes not jets
Jerma, are you making a Jerma Rumble 3?
I have a MAJOR plan for Wrestling stuff soon. I will give more details about that when I start working on it.
*****
I love you
***** If you make an entire custom story on one of the games that has the mode to do that i'll love you forever.
***** yay
***** Jerma, be careful, Gabe Newell might get crazy on this one, make sure the Valve characters are there to try to prevent the whole world from exploding, you are our only hope.
"I need to build resources"
Underrated joke
More.
best jerma video of all time
I have no idea whats happening...
Sumaxi is happening
Why not Jerma and Sterma
why not Jar_ and Sterma?
Why not STAR_ and JAR_?
Why not Jermie and Starmie? Gotta catch that Starmie
shoop da poop STAR_ JAR_ BINKS_
We need to start a petition for this to happen
Wait, this game has HATS?! Best game ever 10/10.
You did a jontron reference
No ducks, though.
7:53
Shit! The -ground- camera is shaking!
That portal connon play by star #rekt
Level Up!
Congratulations!
Your Steryu has evolved into a Stermie!
Oh my God, when Jerma summoned the frigging Luftwaffe.
"TH-cam has detected that your video is shaky..."
Thank God you're back! I was getting a little worried.
OMG my sides have evaporated. Pleeeease play more! :)
"There's HATS!?!?"
4:20 Jerma's got the balls
I am both confused by and compelled to play this.
famous last words : " I have 170 more of these "
The little "Hoohooshoos" that the players were saying freaking drove me insane.
I wish jerma had more subs, he deserves them.
I agree he should have way more!
Give Jerma all of pewdieshit's subs 2014.
Doesn't mean he doesn't deserve them, you cant presume hes just gonna be another pewdieshit
He already has alot of subscribers, no need to get greedy. Just be glad he has this many.
Not sure that im being greedy, just stating my opinion that he deserves more.
Lol, that TF2 Servers reference with the BUILD REZAWRCES
Anyone else binge watching the golden age of Sterma?
my sides now orbit Saturn.
You preparing for the world cup
Christ that ending shook more than a JonTron video.
when a cow hits a wall, you can see them phase through it slightly.
'' the ground is shakin!! '' 7:49
Both my laugh bone and my brain hard crash when Jerma pulls out the airstrike
I laughed so hard when the airstrike came in I couldn't breathe DX
more of this i couldnt really tell what was happening some of the time but it was awesome
I feel like there should be a mode that has recharging items
So like the more of something you buy the faster it recharges and the higher your item cap is.
So less giant spam waves and more stuff to do when everyone runs out of stuff
there is zero balance in this video game what were they thinking lmao
2:14 it's been 5 years and I only just got that reference.
2:15 am i the only person who got that joke?
420 BLAZE No.
+Ayy Lmao top kek meme 69gag xddd
+420 BLAZE (Ghoster247) I didn't get it at first, but I know what you're talking about. I just forget what video it was.
+4ven8 "TF2 Servers"
Pizza Poosta
Thanks, I appreciate you telling me.
was star making' fun of the swedish accents? wen he say "good luck"? shit just go real
That didn't sound swedish at all.
No he impressionated the japanese way of pronouncing english words. Just like in his Oddjob video: "Spong-e Bobu".
DarklordAbraxas he did not.
Jiji brushie Oh, and why do you think so?
DarklordAbraxas Well. star were in the swedish team and wen he sayd good luck in a funny way.
When i read this video title at first i was like WTF? JERMIE AND SPERMIE? But then i was like ohh it was stermie lel
This has made my day, my stomach hurts and I am crying from all of the laughing
BUILD RESAWSEZ
This is the video that set me onto Jerma!
I couldn't tell if this was Middle Eastern or Latin American Soccer. It had everything:
-Stampeding Cattle
-Fans Taking the field
-A No-fly zone being enforced.
-Fucking Hadron Collider Portals.
-An actual Boring (time lapsed) Soccer match
-Danny Devito
what fuckin country is this?!
they had cows which country allows cows or planes
Userext47 The same one that allows portals.
*****
Maybe the country was sponsored by Aperture?
Somewhere but not here.
7:48 Suddenly, the battle for Narnia
I love how Star is actually trying to win, while good ol' Jerma is just fucking around with the stupidest powerups he can find
This made me feel better.. having the knowledge that your may have cancer is a hard thing.. yet you made me feel better ;)
It's been nearly three years and he still hasn't fixed that grammatical error in the description.
RELEASE THE COWS
The ground is shakin'!
EA's Fifa 15/16/17/etc is probably gonna look something like this
BUILD REZOURCES.
REZAWCES
KONSWUCT ADDISHUNAL PIE-LONS
Levi Witham RAUWKET LAWN-CHAIRS!
BWE A PWART OF SOWAL.
"Danny DeVito's moving down mid lane, passing it to his teammate..."
Stermie best soccer commentary NA/EU/SEA?
8/10 didnt taunt at the end.
These are the good videos, these make me laugh.
The lesson to learn from the start of the last match is this: Hats make you good.
I wanna see a weekly episode of this Jeremy
2:15 you need to construct additional pylons!
hey jerma if i made a game would you play it and upload it on youtube?
im thinking of spending ALOT of time making this cause i have many ideas in mind
I lost my everything at the soccer bombers
The teleporting canon strat
Woah Jerma has a Stermie? It takes a lot of effort to evolve it from a STAR_YU. Could I trade you for it? I have a Lv. 33 Gaben.
Scammer! We all know that the highest Gaben level is 2!
Max Aethon I see what you did there.
GEN 7 TO TAKE PLACE IN JERMA-NY CONFIRMED!
This is literal six year old comedy in its purest form
Hope all of you are doing well
more please lol, This is an excellent game for both of you.
"Shit! Ground is shakin'!"
"Shit, The Ground Is Shaking" Pt 2
The line "i need to build resources" was a reference to his tf2 servers vid
teleporting guns was a genius idea :D
ster has his duck noises while jerma has his voice change thingy mabob. NOICE
this video should be called the cow punchline
This is one of your funniest videos jerma :) If you made more I would watch more.
omg those cows at the end. reminded me of sleepy sheep from paper mario tyd
Jerma, I love you. You are literally my favorite TH-camr. Ever.
I LITTERALY ALMOST DIED WHILE WATCHING THIS VIDEO IT WAS SO AWSOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!