A testament to modern human humor and ability to laugh in the face of death. Seriously we'd probably meme this shit even as we're all being killed at this moment
"last time I saw my grand mother, she asked , if I'm still a praying man. I said yes ma'am. Well, She said, pray harder, it ain't working. I ain't gonna die waiting forsalvation, as long as we got guns, we gonna fight. And if we run out? Baby, they gonna wish we had em." -coach I think I'll trust the professional in this situation
Me: *has severe depression and anxiety* Also me: "Wow, I actually feel great today! Time to go be a productive member of society!" Zombie Apocalypse: *It's free real estate*
No. No trust me. The radioactive fallout from a nuclear bomb or reactor could mutate you and twist you body in horrible ways. Like give you an extra head or leg. Look up Chernobyl.
A zombie virus would be one of the easier apocalypses to survive, easier to survive than the bubonic plague really, armored vehicles, firearms, armies, armor, etc.
Perhaps he deepened his voice so as to sound more serious about the situation, considering it was a matter of life and death. Life emerges victorious in Ending A, but death quashes everything in Ending B.
IKR i been like i have NOTHIN to worry about last year i didn't enjoy anything if i would i could change anything it would be enjoy things before any of this covid19
Not bad. This was actually pretty good and quite interesting. I like that you used different voices and sirens in this but I'd recommend sticking to 1-2 voices, there is also no such thing as a Global Alert, it would still say National Alert. (I made that mistake at first too so don't worry.. xD) The voice can say "Global Emergency" but the screen would still have National Alert on it. It would also be cool if you started using different screens and even some with a scroll on them, as it would make it more realistic. Altogether, not bad Hermitage, not bad. Keep up the good work!
Alright, compared to your previous zombie scenarios, this was good. Nice change of pace, using different voices and sirens, along with some of the text being red. Obviously, there’s flaws, some of which include the “Global Alert” screen, which doesn’t exist, and scrolling text would make your scenarios more realistic, along with using different screens. Overall, this wasn’t bad! I can’t wait to see what you’ll make next!
Another thing. I live in the NY NJ area, and in an EAS test a few months ago, the background was filled with skyscrapers and a blue tint background (the buildings were tinted blue too). Along with that it sounded like someone was on the phone. It sounded like a real person was talking, not a robot. Anyways good vid, you keep pumping content like this out and I’ll sub.
Talking about Ending B here. Not that this ending is bad, but even if everything falls down, there could still be a fragment of hope regardless. Then again, this is my looking for the light at the end of the tunnel, and I could be blind to the dark albeit glaring truth.
I looked away from the tv when the "you know what comes to mind part" came on, and I looked back to my big flat screen tv only to see "ZOMBIES" in bold red text, scaring the living fucklets out of me!
I love your videos. I'm a big apocalyptic junkie, and the fact you make them into a story just draws you in. Great job. I have notifications set up, so I won't miss any of your vids. Oh and btw I like case scenario A better 😊
It's more like a sleep schedule, but I question myself on watching these in the middle of the night too, hell, a EAS test gives me anxiety every fucking time it starts in the night.
This scenario will be remastered in early 2021. It will have a COVID-19 feel to it.
Now this, is epic
AYYYYY HYPE TRAIN
Can't wait for the memories to flood back
nostalgia time
SPCHermitage 1258 this is chilling af
"if you believe you are infected, commit suicide immediately"
Wow, so calming.
I know right
Sewer Side
it sounds like TFM's zombie plague video in the japan segment,"If you are infected,you must commit suicide"
To be fair, the announcer sounded visibly distressed and fearful when she made that statement
At least buy me dinner first
17:09 Editor: how loud do you want the siren?
SCPhermitage 1258: yes
big oof
19:03 and finally he says its without the thing
GuineaPigOverlord LITERALLY WHAT I THOUGHT
zombies:
citizens:
sirens: ***Bb MAJOR CHORD***
Reason:
Offensive item: yes
*banned for 3 days*
Zombie: *Moaning at your doorstep and trying to break in*
You: Could you just stop for a sec, I'm trying to finish my Wii Fit yoga lesson
Zombie: No Problem, tell me when i can Continue.
Lol that's me
@@blagoevski336 So funny, when you're done, zombie breaks in immediately!
@@thejellyguy Me three when I'm at the club. I love workouts!
@@kendallthiede373 XD
Population of earth: zero
Aliens: it's free real estate.
News: Go to Shelter
Also News : *If you go outside you will be shot*
Aliens once they land on Earth and breathe in the infected air: *Why do I hear boss music?*
@@karawithgun8148 Imagine that just then that one last zombie breaks out form under the debris and bites the alien. And then cut to black.
@@liker-qd4fz not gonna lie, zombie aliens sound pretty cool.
@@karawithgun8148 yeah
"stay tuned to your local news station for more information on this situation"
droppin bars m8
spitting straight fire
Man, every time it seems to get better and better.
This is......
Beautiful
The EAS rap
Eminem went silent after that
Meanwhile in Texas:
*SCREAMS IN SHOTGUN*
Everyone is loading thier shotguns in Texas and then they tell the zombies come at me bro
Meanwhile in Mississippi:
BRING IT YA UNDEAD SONS A BITCHES
Meanwhile in North Dakota/Minnesota: *grabs hunting gear* Let's go hunt sum Zombies
Meanwhile in Florida:
*Screams while fighting an alligator with Crocs*
As a Texan, I can agree we would load our weapons.
Easy, just plant down some peashooters and sunflowers, and you'll be fine
trollers I see you’re a person of culture as well
@@chungusbungus6149 I am my brother
And potato mines and SQUASH!
Uh, I see a bucket head, what do we do
I see you're a man of culture aswell, it's nice to see you here.
‘Vomiting blood, coughing up blood, diarrhoea with blood, dehydration... With blood’
It’s bloody scary
@@SPCHermitage jeez so bloody cringy
Total Nightmare
▶️Play
© SPCHermitage 1258 (2019)
I guess you can say its a real BLOODBATH
I'll see myself out
Bloody hell that escalated quickly
Comment sections can turn any creepy video into a meme
A testament to modern human humor and ability to laugh in the face of death. Seriously we'd probably meme this shit even as we're all being killed at this moment
shwiftyboi this is why i love our generation
Coronavirus
@@DraconicAux memed
Love or hate them, they spittin fax
The only way to survive such an event: head underground, then start an underground civilization.
"last time I saw my grand mother, she asked , if I'm still a praying man. I said yes ma'am. Well, She said, pray harder, it ain't working. I ain't gonna die waiting forsalvation, as long as we got guns, we gonna fight. And if we run out? Baby, they gonna wish we had em." -coach
I think I'll trust the professional in this situation
Kinda like Romeros Day of the Dead
Did I just heard "Vault Tech"?
Alabama can do that in 1 minute flat
Chazlee72 Day of the dead is a great movie
“If you are infected, commit suicide immediately.”
Hilarious.
Btw, the sirens during the first EAN are so loud I can hardly hear the voice.
Oops 😬
@@SPCHermitage It's fine tho.
Japanese Styleé! Honour is important
@@diablojim Agreed
SPCHermitage 1258 where’s ending C please
I live in Atlanta.
This is giving me the creeps
RIP you
Same
I live in Atlanta too. Notice how they didn't mention west metro? Too many hillbillies with guns out there to worry about it, lol.
Im Anonymous not so anonymous now lmao
Jack McAvocado just what I was about to say
New Yorkers watching this:
*panics in timberlands*
Crusty A u rite
Me, a Pennsylvanian:
*panics in Amish*
me, also a Pennsylvanian:
*PANICS IN BOTH AMISH AND ITALIAN*
FR-
Me, a Minnesotan: panics in snow
“there are no survivors”
WHAT ABOUT ANI-
“also, every single animal has turns into a zombie”
me:
What about all plant life?
@@curegear9650 they turned into carnivores plants 😂
What about the eas person
@KnightCole I beat it on Mega Brutal difficulty. Guys didn't stand a chance against the virus.
Cameron Jones what about fish?
When you accidentaly turn off peacfull in minecraft
Edit: big oof
... epic cool
ha comedy
r/unexpectedMinecraft
peaceful
When you break a mossy stone block in Minecraft
Cause the zombie deer virus wasn't creeping me out enough..
oh shut forgot about dat
Train to Busan? At the begin
i know right?!
It’s not really that bad I have seen a few with it in the car but just don’t approach them
Notebook Paper Animations kinda weird when I first saw
Did they infect Greenland tho? Gotta upgrade the transmission
Me: Starts wiping out the world population
Greenland Madagascar New Zealand and new Guinea: TIME TO FUCKIN TURN UP
U have a point
Yeah they did but it didn't work
I finally won on the plague type virus on normal difficulty by infecting greenland first
@@Sparro-1 wipe a nigga soul
Moms be like: *IT'S THAT DAMN PHONE*
So true XD
Yes
Karens: don't worry professor, I was a mistake too!
Bruh! 😂😂😂
😂
Me: *has severe depression and anxiety*
Also me: "Wow, I actually feel great today! Time to go be a productive member of society!"
Zombie Apocalypse:
*It's free real estate*
I also have depression and anxiety.
Same lol
"Southeastern United states.."
*praying that Louisiana isn't considered southeastern*
"...Louisiana"
o h n o
Normal Human Being me_irl
MARYLAND IS SOUTH EASTERN LIKE SJFUGURBEKWIFB
Normal Human Being most underrated comment ever
Represent the south from your boi
*o God o fuck*
Is someone playing Plague Inc.?
Yes
And I think I hear someone playing Pandemic.
@@SPCHermitage well, plague inc is amazing
Necroa virus be like.
necroa ftw
I think a virus scenario is more scary than a nuke
MATT! You can use your bullshit powers to stop the disease!
Nuke = Die Instantly
Virus = Die slowly or turn into a zombie
I'd rather be nuked than have a virus strike
No. No trust me. The radioactive fallout from a nuclear bomb or reactor could mutate you and twist you body in horrible ways. Like give you an extra head or leg. Look up Chernobyl.
A zombie virus would be one of the easier apocalypses to survive, easier to survive than the bubonic plague really, armored vehicles, firearms, armies, armor, etc.
I love how while the sirens are going off the subtitles are like
*Music*
Bruh I'm jammin to this siren right now
Sirens are music (dodododododooooooo
19:00 APPLAUSE
*Vibe time*
*harmony*
Me: why am I so anxious all the time
Also me: *watching zombie apocalypse eas messages at 3 am*
*
*chokes on spit. Snorf! HA
Californians when they get this message.
*SCREAMS IN SURFBOARD*
German Gomez screams in LIBERAL
GiddyTuberGaming Alabama: *SCREAMS IN INCEST*
Missouri: SCREAMS IN METH
New mexico: screams in spanish
Wisconsin: *screams in cheese and 20 feet of snow*
"if you believe you are infected, commit suicide immediately"
well, i was already thinking about that before this whole thing happened
Jase Nantes Don’t
French fry Gamer he was talking about the video if it legit happened... I don’t know
Dude... You good?
Yep me too, i selfharm me too lol
IM STILL ALIVE. IT FEELS SO WIERD THAT PEOPLE CARE
Wow. Great work! That Deep Tom voice at the end was really something.
Professor Brain Corporation Yes, I agree!
Perhaps he deepened his voice so as to sound more serious about the situation, considering it was a matter of life and death. Life emerges victorious in Ending A, but death quashes everything in Ending B.
"seek underground shelter"
"don't go outside or you will be shot on sight"
Yeah somethings not right here
Maddox Star that was before the government of Atlanta collapsed
Dam the sussy Tom know how to rap 🥶💵
The alarm sounds like drunk scotland guys playing the bagpipe
What makes me a good demoman?
How....how would you know?
" the end has come."
Me: grabs all crosses in house
Coughing with blood, diarrhea with blood, vomiting with blood, a coma, bleeding around the ears and nose,
*might as well say death*
Kingtigershark It seems to have ties to Ebola.
@@blugreencat6395 no, it's a zombie outbreak.
@@TaigaNine that may be Gastrointestinal Bleeding that forms from the mouth to the rectum
blood
Kingtigershark Lmao
7:15 "All citizens are advised to stay indoors"
Bosses be like: you're still coming to work right?
Dr. Soos
Mine would to hell with Joe these bastards are at my door ! “ SEND ME A PIC TEE “
Imma send a dick pic
"Let's just hope nobody gets sick"
*15 minutes later*
god damnit.
“If a zombie bites you, bite it back to reverse the effect”
LOL
Ayyy bee swarm simulator player
*Sneezes while watching video*
*dies*
You need to change your username because that was actually kinda funny
Well.
Yeah
As I watch this MrBeast puts out a video about zombies lmao
Its real then
“Symptoms include, nausea, vomiting, violent coughing, sneezing, high fever”
Screams in 2020
i dont recall fever or vomiting being covid. nausea, sure, but still.
*_BUT JUST WAIT UNTIL GOD REALIZES IM DARING HIM TO JINX IT AND KILL US ALL_*
Me: *loads flamethrower*
Also me: “@@shintsumetai8161 you know the rules and so do I”
@@shintsumetai8161 ok. We’ll for the crime of a false alarm *YOU ARE GOING TO BRAZIL* !
Announcer: "If your infected, kill your self"
Me: *How settling*
2019: Wow, This is such a good EAS scenario. Good thing it'll never happen!
The CoronaVirus in 2020: * nervous chuckle * we're in danger
May: WRITE THAT DOWN *W R I T E T H A T D O W N!*
July: Let’s begin to throw asteroids with the pathogen, just in case.
December: Let's end it with a bang!
IKR i been like i have NOTHIN to worry about last year i didn't enjoy anything if i would i could change anything it would be enjoy things before any of this covid19
The first zombie scenario in which humanity is eradicated! This scenario is unbelievable!!
⭐️
*unforgiving angel cries in the corner*
For some reason, I think humanity barley survives in Unforgiving Angel
If this was a normal plague outbreak,it would be scarier
Especially if it had scary symptoms, like all of those crazy skin rashes and welts
@@thecat627 wait, Skin rashes?
*Laughs In SCP-610*
There actually is something that basically causes a zombie like state, though it only affects deer so far.
Imagine if Aliens came to Earth to discover that everyone is a zombie and got eaten by the zombies. LOL
Let's just say.......this video would be less scary if that happens what your saying
Lol. A little comedy in this video won't hurt at all.
@@lindowickre true
That WOULD be something else.
I figure out that the aliens are telling the story in scenario B.
Virus at ending B: "I'm about do what Is called a pro gamer move"
I dont need to stay home i have a *RUSSIAN GAS MASK*
Pyro?
OwO
Why did i read this in a russian accent
Yesssss
Same!
17:11
THX and EAS: the collab
Thank god captions are enabled
So true tho
DinnerTomato EAS: thx virus 😂
21:15 This scenario will have two endings
Vote now on your phones
A dildo ufo fucks the earth
@@GTRonefresh in what kinda scenario does this happen?
A
B stands for Better
@@GTRonefresh HAHA
Not bad. This was actually pretty good and quite interesting. I like that you used different voices and sirens in this but I'd recommend sticking to 1-2 voices, there is also no such thing as a Global Alert, it would still say National Alert. (I made that mistake at first too so don't worry.. xD)
The voice can say "Global Emergency" but the screen would still have National Alert on it. It would also be cool if you started using different screens and even some with a scroll on them, as it would make it more realistic. Altogether, not bad Hermitage, not bad. Keep up the good work!
Love ur videos
Ya u should that i have a font that you can use to make it look realistic
Thanks, Radioactive! Always need the criticism to improve my videos.
But what if the people before were infected and they had to bring in new people to get the message out
Hi
Coronavirus: “Y’all hear dat?”
Spanish flu: I'm with ya
aids: SUPERNANOVIRUS
The Black Death: Huh?
Weltreich Lore Spanish Flu : Sorry, can’t hear you I’m in another universe
You had one job...
*ONE DAMN JOB*
You have1 job CDC
17:15 loving that Bb major chord coming from the sirens 😂
Sounds like THX intro
Reminds me of 20th century fox for some reason hahahaha
@Karl Frost now all we need is the Bb concert scale
Sound like THX
Yas, it feels like an orchestra is playing to keep us calm :D
This gave me a heart attack. I was looking at a different tab while this was loading, and then the sound effect played!
Knuckle Chuckle that’s why you shouldn’t do something else while booting up Videos like these
Atlanta resident here. I laughed at how they included all the north metro towns but didn't include west metro (e.g. Villa Rica and Douglasville).
Just imagine if you paused when the sirens were playing and you could still hear them
@@arnoldmbs-_-7283 Some people actually would " YES YES YES ! " to this .
Holy s*** yeah
EAS: We are prepaired for any emergency!
SPCHermitage 1258: *hold my goddamn tea*
You: Can this just PLEASE stop?
*zombie enters into your house*
Zombie: hell nah m8
Nice! I cannot stress enough how much I love this channel and the content you make. Please, PLEASE, keep up the good work!
Alright, compared to your previous zombie scenarios, this was good. Nice change of pace, using different voices and sirens, along with some of the text being red. Obviously, there’s flaws, some of which include the “Global Alert” screen, which doesn’t exist, and scrolling text would make your scenarios more realistic, along with using different screens. Overall, this wasn’t bad! I can’t wait to see what you’ll make next!
Thanks, and any criticism is appreciated in order to improve my videos:)
Global Alert will probably never exist, as there is a very little chance that there will ever be anything like this...
Global alert could happen, and in an event like that it would likely be implemented.
Another thing. I live in the NY NJ area, and in an EAS test a few months ago, the background was filled with skyscrapers and a blue tint background (the buildings were tinted blue too). Along with that it sounded like someone was on the phone. It sounded like a real person was talking, not a robot. Anyways good vid, you keep pumping content like this out and I’ll sub.
Hey, ThePhoenixFire, can you show me how to make scrolling messages?
'You may exit your shelter."
"...yeah but it's gonna be stank out there... "
what with the ultimate *sniff* of zombie flesh, and the omega *wiff* of death, it gonna be *stank* af
The most funny and ironic thing is that I'm watching this during COVID-19 outbreak...
Same here
Fortunately, COVID shouldn't turn you into a zombie.
as soon as I saw that George A Romeo quote, Johnny Cash's When the Man Comes Around started playing in my head, thanks Dawn of the Dead
Saaaaame!
Me: *Starts up video, expecting the EAS to be located in the western US*
A few minutes later...
Me: *sees Atlanta* Oh-
Kuro The Dutch Angel Dragon me sees NY city: ah shit here we go again
Oh my God me too
Talking about Ending B here.
Not that this ending is bad, but even if everything falls down, there could still be a fragment of hope regardless. Then again, this is my looking for the light at the end of the tunnel, and I could be blind to the dark albeit glaring truth.
The light at the end of the tunnel is a train.
@@shelbythibodeau5506 No leaf clover reference
R.I.P George Romero
(This guy is the reason zombies are a thing)
“Brace for the end”
That. That right there, absolutely terrified me. I’ve never been THAT scared of one of these on TH-cam.
The beginning: Plague Inc. in a nutshell
Edit: actually it’s the entire video
the antivaxxers strike again
LOLOLOLOL! We were debating this at work 15 minutes ago! (Well, the debate ended 15 min. ago
Lmao
Thats already happening with measels
Yeah, not.
Damn antivaxxers
The hype train has arrived at last!!!
Definitely
Speaking of trains, 17:16 sounds like a motherf**king train.
More like, the hype train has finally reached its terminus and ran out of fuel.
But still, I agree
*There were no survivors.*
Me: Unless you count technology, the funguses, the plants and the inanimate objects.
Have You seen The last of Us
Meanwhile in china:
SCREAMS IN NOODLE
In Australia:
*SCREAMS IN KANGAROO*
In Japan
Screaming in anime and sushi
France : *screams in croissant*
Biddly_Bandit
meanwhile in USA:
SCREAMS IN GREASY BURGERS AND GUNS
In Canada:
SCREAMS IN SYRUP AND CANADIAN BEER
NOOOO.... NOT WEST VIRGINIA **screams take me home country roads**
Great song though
**screams in fortnite profile picture**
MOUNTAIN MAMA!
TAKE ME HOME COUNTRY ROADS
Boople do
Welp, time to move to Antarctica
😂😂😂
(4 Chinese nukes hit Antartica)
Move to Greenland. Plagues seem to be unable to get there
ZOMBIE PENGUINS!!
Cael McLeish WHEEZE WHEEZE WHEEZE WHEEZE WHEEZE WHEEZE WHEEZE WHEEZE 😂😂😂😂😂💀💀💀💀💀
This is setting my nerves on edge
Edit: To calm my nerves, Imma imagine I live in a apartment building near the top floor
Your profile picture is fucking hilarious XD
"Zombies have been observed climbing buildings." *YOU'VE BEEN SURROUNDED*
If those zombies have skill in leaping to your height on that building, haul ass!
I'll congrats someone who get what I'm referencing
@@tatir7081 Dying light
@@loganblackfire7238 congratulations
It’s ironic this was set in 2020, the year this is probably gonna happen
We did it bois, unless this horror of a scenario happens in the next 2 hours we fine!
@@the_octord we still going strong 7 months later, no zombies yet
2020: *Is a bad year*
Zombies coming in April: *Casually walks in*
its only fake
Russell Kidd r/whooosh
they don’t walk in they limp in
Me sitting here in May 1st 2021: *._.*
This will always go down as one of my favorite scenarios ever. You do a great job!
GODDAMMIT BILL I TOLD YOU THAT’S THE NIGHT OF THE LIVING DEAD VIRUS NOT COFFEE!
who’s playing Plague Inc again?!
Me
It wasn't me this time
I am, but I made a Fortnite virus
Stolen comment
Me i called the virus T- VIRUS559
The Emergency Alert System has been activated like a Trap card
You activated my EAS card! It allows me to draw 3 cards from my deck!
4:19 “EMEGENCY ALERT SYSTM *’* ”
Top 10 mistakes that slipped through editing
Not the typo but the apostrophe, yep
Plauge, Inc. + Resident Evil 2 = Reality
3:01 30 Minutes later...
Me: *looks at the watch time* WELL WHAT DO YA KNOW
This is a Star Wars joke isn't it? Is it is then
*WELL, WHADDYA KNOW*
Did The Undertaker become infected?
No... He's already dead
@@brandonjones9998 *N A N I ? !*
Maura Vids Omae wa mou sinderu
@@mrmaynard1266 *SCREEEEAAACH*
@@mrmaynard1266 *O O F*
If any of these scenarios happend, you'd hear a loud bang from my room
This is probably the greatest EAS scenario of all time. Classic or remaster, this is about as perfect as it gets.
*The Walking Dead - Season 8*
Carl's death deflated me as a human being... literally the most depressing scene I have ever witnessed...
No, that was Glenn and Abraham... Carl was bit and shot himself to keep from turning...
Oh fuck I may have just spoiled a key scene for you 😂
@@thecat627 Ok now I can't watch TWD in a few years (no hate)
That red “Zombies” at 10:10 creeped the bejesus out of me.
I looked away from the tv when the "you know what comes to mind part" came on, and I looked back to my big flat screen tv only to see "ZOMBIES" in bold red text, scaring the living fucklets out of me!
@@thecat627 Lol
Oof
I love your videos. I'm a big apocalyptic junkie, and the fact you make them into a story just draws you in. Great job. I have notifications set up, so I won't miss any of your vids. Oh and btw I like case scenario A better 😊
"[A]pocalyptic junkie"
Heh.
Me, sitting here on lockdown in May 2020 due to COVID-19: *sweats*
You mean sweats
“April 18, 2020”
Me in 2020: aw shit.
Can you make a video about the earth losing its magnetic sphere
that would be scary
Electro Cat 😂 lmao
@@electrocat07 Me if that was teh happen
You mean a magnetic storm?
Request One no. When earth loses its magnetic field, it could turn into mars and would be a living hell. Everyone would die.
Why am I watching this 30 minutes before bedtime?
Why do you have a bedtime?
Why do you exist?
It's more like a sleep schedule, but I question myself on watching these in the middle of the night too, hell, a EAS test gives me anxiety every fucking time it starts in the night.
Trying to poop yourself?
Well... I am a Canadian (:
me: YE HAW
This was brilliant, probably one of the best EAS scenarios out there!
I love the sirens in the background!
No one:
Captions at 18:59: [Applause] [music]
Russians getting this EAS.
*SCREAMS IN VODKA*
FOR THE MOTHERLAND
Plauge Inc. Intinsifies
Adverse Reactions.
Plauge
Kotori?
Lol, on the global alert, That would be serving my area. YASSSSS!!!
Bulldog. Plays same
As soon as i saw that opening quote i knew i would enjoy this. Great job!
Symptoms include *your brother screaming at fortnite*