I will never understand horror movies with the premise that a group of 4 or more able-bodied young adults are scampering around terrified of one normal dude. He doesn't even have a gun. All they have to do is stay together next to one of the big windows so there's light and wait for morning. He's not gonna try to bull rush the whole group - and even if he did, there's _four_ of them.
I remember a skit in How It Should Have Ended based on Scream where one of the girls screams out for help at a party and a bunch of people rush in and start wailing on Ghostface
Do you know what real fear tastes like? Sweat. Adrenaline. Metal. Your brain says run in terror, not stand your ground cool and calmly while planning out a detailed trap for your pursuer. They're a bunch of pacifist hippie protestors and he's blinded by hate and revenge for the death of his friend.
@@gmork1090 Yeah, "stay together in the light and wait for help" is neither detailed nor a trap. Your description of the taste of fear was very Apocalypse Now, though. So, at least you have that going for you.
Bro come on, movies are divided into genres based on similar attributes. If you only look at the surface level, things are very samey. Go check out susperia and spoorloos if you want to change it up but mainstream commercials aren't for you bub
@Myknight723 pretty spot on. Cage is a serial killer who has a fascination with Daddy Long legs ( hence the title) he infiltrates houses and families like one getting in a crack in the proverbial window. This ties into Dantes Inferno somehow and Satanisism.
Honestly, it's an interesting concept. Especially with the whole implement of Artificial Intelligence and Neuralink, it looks interesting but I feel like it's executed kind of poorly.
I Saw the TV Glow is extremely good. The trailer doesn't really do it justice. The trailer suggests, lighthearted coming of age superhero dramedy. The reality is an exploration of self-destructive repression and depression that metaphorically cuts you open and scoops your guts out and leaves you emotionally devastated.
Yeah, it all feels pretty derivative. Like... did they make another Alien movie because they were passionate about the project and had a story to tell, or is it just a financial obligation to investors in the studio that owns the property?
I have Big Chap tattooed on my right arm from wrist to shoulder. My own art. I can't WAIT to NOT GO SEE that awful rehash rubbish. I'd pay $20 to not ever see it. Damn. It just keeps getting worse and worse.
Longlegs is based on a serial killer and its fucking Nick Cage... dude has had a ridiculous resurgence in his career. Ive enjoyed 98 percent of everything hes been in over the last several years.
Fun fact: Longlegs is about a serial killer possessing families and making them kill each other with the possessed person slowly warping into the posseser.
Horror movies have always had female protagonists. That's where the name Final Girl came from. The female protagonist/Final Girl is a staple of horror that still resonates today. A true horror fan would know that and respect it rather than be annoyed by it.
Horror movies have always had female protagonists. That is where the name Final Girl comes from. The female protagonist/Final Girl is a staple of horror. It's been like that for ages and it still resonates today.
Watching horror movies these days is about as interesting as seeing how long I can hold a fart in an elevator. Both are equally underwhelming, but at least one of them can clear a room
I'm gonna put the thoughts of some no-name on the internet to each of these trailers. Read if you want, IDK I just want to at least voice opinion, even if it doesn't get read. _Longlegs_ Mite b cool. Looks like someone saw "SE7EN" and wanted to make their own version. If they play more on the psychological horror aspects I'll be nice. If they focus on religious horror it'll be B at best. _Latency_ Maybe? Not sure. Feels like they have a good idea they're going to absolutely run a train of obnoxious jumpscares while not really addressing the theme of technology dependency. _Alien: Romulus_ Reboot of a reboot of a reboot that feels like it lacks the original charm of the series I love so much. Hopefully it scares some zoomers and alpha into watching the older movies to learn how good the franchise used to be. _Sting_ Someone saw "Infested" (a French horror film about a bizarre spider infestation) and made it 10 times worse. Also, stop demonizing exotic pet owners. Just because you don't understand how much care we put into the system doesn't mean it's wrong. I'm sick of it. _A Quiet Place: Day One_ The most idiotic horror idea gets another idiotic installment because the bar is so low. Next. _Never Let Go_ Good idea, but sadly the twist is already looking pretty obvious which spoils the whole story. Shame. _The Strangers: Chapter 1_ IP extension of "The Strangers" where some dude wrote a horror film because he got a knock at the door and someone was asking for someone that didn't live there. I have a feeling movies like this are what city people think living in the countryside is like; which as a Midwesterner I find absolutely hilarious. _The Exorcism_ Exorcist movies are best when it's done from a parapsychological lens. In a weird case of belief affirmation, people who are so strongly rooted to an ideology usually improve after having confirmation through ritual applied to their aliments. Both the problems and the cure rooted in placebo effect. If this movie touches on that, it will be a fun watch. _Cuckoo_ NEON is lookin pretty competent here! I like everything about this so far. Very subtle, strange, and suspends disbelief through confusion. _Tarot_ I think this is what Christians/Jews/Islamists see when they see Tarot cards which makes me laugh. _I Saw the TV Glow_ Now this looks interesting. I can't pin this one and I like the surreal mix of comforting 90's visuals and sounds paired with the sense of uncertainty. Probably a Millennial thing. _Nightwatch: Demons are Forever_ Big maybe? I enjoy Shudder originals. Gonna have to see what the Deutsch are up to with this. _Terrifier 3_ This somehow got a third film and it makes my eyes roll. _Wake Up_ Hard to sympathize with the slasher victims when they 100% deserve it. Thus making this more like a revenge film than a slasher film. Paul Blart: Mall Cop except he was once a high rank Eagle Scout and Navy Seal. Go get 'em Security guy! _Bloodline Killer_ Eh.
Why does it feel like I've seen them all already... I am only looking forward to Alien cause I liked the old ones... the rest look like "watch out of boredom" movies.
Which one is supposed to be the antagonist in "Wake Up?" The idiot kids or the poor security guards? Dudes just doing their job when one of them kills his coworker. Even if accidental, I feel like those security guys should be the protagonists. Unfortunately, I have a feeling the a-hole kids are the ones going to be the protagonists.
Longlegs, Latency and Cuckoo look the most promising fun of the bunch. I know Alien, Nightwatch, The Exorcism and Wake Up will be probably let downs, but I'll still give them a chance.
Honestly, Wake up looks like a fun movie. Maybe not like "horror" fun, but It looks like it could be a fun movie to just watch and maybe it'll surprise us
Damn some people shouldnt be allowed to make trailers: Dont let it go: you see nothing, 3 persons, crazy behaviour and 6 seconds of "what the fuck"--> brilliant! Sting: you see the f*cking whole movie in fast motion, all the deaths --> no way i spend money to see the boring scenes between the trailer's scenes.
So, horror movies officially have no imagination anymore. The only good movies on this list are Alien Romulus, Longlegs, and A Quiet Place. Think about that, two of those movies are sequels, and the other one is just inspired by Silence of the Lambs.
Picture an law enforcement officer get a knock at the door”jus to walk outside n not corner check. End up the criminal is now in her crib. Hollywood can dumb up a character long as it’s a woman. SMH
It's a direct sequel to the original Danish Nightwatch film which made more money there than Jurassic Park. It's set 30 years later, and has some of the same characters.
I dont keep my hopes up cause horror movies are always a hit or miss these days. The Strangers has a special place in my heart cause I saw the very first one that came out years ago in the theater and that lived up to its expectations cause it actually scared people. Longlegs I'm excited to see cause its Nicholas Cage's first time stepping into a true horror role such as a serial killer. Cuckoo looks interesting and I'm a sucker for Russel Crowe so I want to also see The Exorcism which has no connection with The Exorcist btw so this is a completely different and separate movie. A Quiet Place Day One also looks ok. The rest look like they just be let downs.
In your opinion, which SFX houses or people do the best MONSTER/horror make-up nowadays? Are there any movies that scared the "ish" out of you with the make-up effects??? I have one movie in mind, but to reveal it would spoil the surprise of this 2005 British horror movie! I literally slept with the bedroom lights on after seeing this movie!
I will never understand horror movies with the premise that a group of 4 or more able-bodied young adults are scampering around terrified of one normal dude. He doesn't even have a gun. All they have to do is stay together next to one of the big windows so there's light and wait for morning. He's not gonna try to bull rush the whole group - and even if he did, there's _four_ of them.
most men today are weak and effeminate
I remember a skit in How It Should Have Ended based on Scream where one of the girls screams out for help at a party and a bunch of people rush in and start wailing on Ghostface
@@Ouroboros619 Nice.
Do you know what real fear tastes like? Sweat. Adrenaline. Metal. Your brain says run in terror, not stand your ground cool and calmly while planning out a detailed trap for your pursuer. They're a bunch of pacifist hippie protestors and he's blinded by hate and revenge for the death of his friend.
@@gmork1090 Yeah, "stay together in the light and wait for help" is neither detailed nor a trap. Your description of the taste of fear was very Apocalypse Now, though. So, at least you have that going for you.
LongLegs was great! 9/10
Moist bashed the strangers! It's literally the exact same movie as the first !
they all sound the same , drink anytime you hear "beat music" /" whispers" /" run"/ " why are we here?"
Bro come on, movies are divided into genres based on similar attributes. If you only look at the surface level, things are very samey. Go check out susperia and spoorloos if you want to change it up but mainstream commercials aren't for you bub
I have officially no god damn idea what Longlegs is really about based on this trailer.
I’ve heard it described as silence of the lambs, but with the occult
That was only the teaser trailer, full trailer is abit more informative
@Myknight723 pretty spot on. Cage is a serial killer who has a fascination with Daddy Long legs ( hence the title) he infiltrates houses and families like one getting in a crack in the proverbial window. This ties into Dantes Inferno somehow and Satanisism.
It's about a serial killer who can possess others to kill.
@@Shugg-Goff-HHoffical Not being a dick, I just figured you'd want to know - it's "proverbial".
SOMFIN IN THE FOKIN WO'AH
The LongLegs Trailer 🫣
Latency looks like an episode of goosebumps
It was disappointing. Started out promising but they gave up at the end. Got a bs ending
More like black mirrors
Honestly, it's an interesting concept. Especially with the whole implement of Artificial Intelligence and Neuralink, it looks interesting but I feel like it's executed kind of poorly.
As someone who has been watching horror movies since the early eighties, these all look like films I'll not be bothering to watch
I Saw the TV Glow is extremely good. The trailer doesn't really do it justice. The trailer suggests, lighthearted coming of age superhero dramedy. The reality is an exploration of self-destructive repression and depression that metaphorically cuts you open and scoops your guts out and leaves you emotionally devastated.
Then yours not a true horror fan then and should stick to drama and love movies
@@chapellepullom8798No because 80% of this “horror movies” use the same tactics and use cheap jumpscares and story line can they be more unique
Yeah, it all feels pretty derivative. Like... did they make another Alien movie because they were passionate about the project and had a story to tell, or is it just a financial obligation to investors in the studio that owns the property?
偏見に凝り固まっているね。
映画好きなら予告が合わない映画ほど見て見ないと始まらないよ。
Why Latency when there is the classic eXistenZ?
Tarot was sooooooooooooooooooooooo bad, I had to stop watching after 25 minutes. And, 25 minutes was tortuous, lmao! Watch "Talk to Me" instead!!!!
there is literally no way you could have made us root for the deaths of the idiot teens in a slasher flick more than by making them Ecogoons XD
The most scariest thing about those movies : they all look the same.
Lol!
I have Big Chap tattooed on my right arm from wrist to shoulder. My own art. I can't WAIT to NOT GO SEE that awful rehash rubbish. I'd pay $20 to not ever see it. Damn. It just keeps getting worse and worse.
How is "Wake Up" a horror movie? It looks more like Rambo.
The Security Guard in Wake Up did nothing wrong.
I'll check them all out in a movie recap.
Movie recaps are worthless. I block every single one of those pointless channels.
Longlegs is based on a serial killer and its fucking Nick Cage... dude has had a ridiculous resurgence in his career. Ive enjoyed 98 percent of everything hes been in over the last several years.
Frrr
Willies wonderland my favourite
Never Let Go and Cuckoo are mildly interesting, the rest looks like utter garbage.
Wake Up makes me want to root for the bad guy.
Lmao fr those kids are annoying 😂
Yea, they murdered his friend why wouldn't he flip out.
Bruh but it looks sooo edgy and cool. That's relatable to me and my generation ong no cap.
100% agree
That's the point
Not one movie that's worth going to the cinema for... amazing
Fun fact: Longlegs is about a serial killer possessing families and making them kill each other with the possessed person slowly warping into the posseser.
Oh so a copy & paste of "Sinister." Got it.
@@wadewilson8011 - I've seen both. They're quite dissimilar.
The movies are becoming shit, haha, women's 31:43
The second one looked good until it didn’t haha
I think all but one had a female protagonist. This is getting annoying.
Horror movies have always had female protagonists. That's where the name Final Girl came from. The female protagonist/Final Girl is a staple of horror that still resonates today. A true horror fan would know that and respect it rather than be annoyed by it.
Horror movies have always had female protagonists. That is where the name Final Girl comes from. The female protagonist/Final Girl is a staple of horror. It's been like that for ages and it still resonates today.
OH GOD! Will the Predators Pllllllleeeeeaaaase HELP US!!
I would watch Maika Monroe watch paint dry
I saw the glow was such a stupid ass movie.
These make no goddamn sense...
That cat better survive the new Quiet Place movie
❤
It did
Watching horror movies these days is about as interesting as seeing how long I can hold a fart in an elevator. Both are equally underwhelming, but at least one of them can clear a room
Terrifier 3 boutta go crazy
Which movie is the picture from the thumnail?
Latency, but it's not actually about cool monsters, it's some virtual reality ghost AI bullshit
Service cat? Ffs. Even a great series has gone woke. So lame. I hope she has to go through the film without.
Alien Romolus, longlegs ,Terrifier 3, are the trailers that got my attention. All others are crap to me
Terrifier series is just gore gore gore gore gore gore gore, followed by does my blood and guts painting look pretty to you? Nah.
Spiders bite, not sting.
I swear to god there's only actually one horror movie script that gets used like a blueprint over and over again.
I'm gonna put the thoughts of some no-name on the internet to each of these trailers. Read if you want, IDK I just want to at least voice opinion, even if it doesn't get read.
_Longlegs_
Mite b cool. Looks like someone saw "SE7EN" and wanted to make their own version. If they play more on the psychological horror aspects I'll be nice. If they focus on religious horror it'll be B at best.
_Latency_
Maybe? Not sure. Feels like they have a good idea they're going to absolutely run a train of obnoxious jumpscares while not really addressing the theme of technology dependency.
_Alien: Romulus_
Reboot of a reboot of a reboot that feels like it lacks the original charm of the series I love so much. Hopefully it scares some zoomers and alpha into watching the older movies to learn how good the franchise used to be.
_Sting_
Someone saw "Infested" (a French horror film about a bizarre spider infestation) and made it 10 times worse. Also, stop demonizing exotic pet owners. Just because you don't understand how much care we put into the system doesn't mean it's wrong. I'm sick of it.
_A Quiet Place: Day One_
The most idiotic horror idea gets another idiotic installment because the bar is so low. Next.
_Never Let Go_
Good idea, but sadly the twist is already looking pretty obvious which spoils the whole story. Shame.
_The Strangers: Chapter 1_
IP extension of "The Strangers" where some dude wrote a horror film because he got a knock at the door and someone was asking for someone that didn't live there. I have a feeling movies like this are what city people think living in the countryside is like; which as a Midwesterner I find absolutely hilarious.
_The Exorcism_
Exorcist movies are best when it's done from a parapsychological lens. In a weird case of belief affirmation, people who are so strongly rooted to an ideology usually improve after having confirmation through ritual applied to their aliments. Both the problems and the cure rooted in placebo effect. If this movie touches on that, it will be a fun watch.
_Cuckoo_
NEON is lookin pretty competent here! I like everything about this so far. Very subtle, strange, and suspends disbelief through confusion.
_Tarot_
I think this is what Christians/Jews/Islamists see when they see Tarot cards which makes me laugh.
_I Saw the TV Glow_
Now this looks interesting. I can't pin this one and I like the surreal mix of comforting 90's visuals and sounds paired with the sense of uncertainty. Probably a Millennial thing.
_Nightwatch: Demons are Forever_
Big maybe? I enjoy Shudder originals. Gonna have to see what the Deutsch are up to with this.
_Terrifier 3_
This somehow got a third film and it makes my eyes roll.
_Wake Up_
Hard to sympathize with the slasher victims when they 100% deserve it. Thus making this more like a revenge film than a slasher film. Paul Blart: Mall Cop except he was once a high rank Eagle Scout and Navy Seal. Go get 'em Security guy!
_Bloodline Killer_
Eh.
Never let go looks interesting
Wake Up looks really cheesy, but I'll definitely say the Security Guard is the protagonist. Fuck those stupid obnoxious teenage activists lol
wish they would make a sound of music sequel....
Would surely be something we would never forget ❤
Why does it feel like I've seen them all already... I am only looking forward to Alien cause I liked the old ones... the rest look like "watch out of boredom" movies.
Which one is supposed to be the antagonist in "Wake Up?" The idiot kids or the poor security guards? Dudes just doing their job when one of them kills his coworker. Even if accidental, I feel like those security guys should be the protagonists. Unfortunately, I have a feeling the a-hole kids are the ones going to be the protagonists.
Isn’t tv glow about trans people? That’s what a bunch of reviews said
All movies become feminist Women fuckt of to all the entire Hollywood cinema, especially Marvel 5:26
Nightwatch seems watchable. And Ofc we like more gore Terrifier 👏
So another year of jumpscare garbage, desperately trying to remake stuff, or pandering trash. Yaaaayyy.
Most of these movies look like crap. What's worst, they seem to have exactly same lines. It's always 'Run'.
Hollywood / jump - scare / CGI / cardboard acting, zzzzzzz.
Long legs and Cuckoo look good. You can't improve on Alien or the Exorcist. If I want to be scared with kids, I'll watch stranger things.
-CHOTISIMAS las peliculas. HORRIBLES. Not scary at all, pure CGI and loud sound it's NOT scary !
remakes, sequels, prequels.....nothing original....Hollywood is as dead as the music industry !
I'm glad someone is finally making a horror movie about Sting. His songs are rubbish.
6:00 "Well, I'm a black guy in a horror movie, so there's only one thing to do."
I Saw the TV Glow seems like its a rip off of Candle Cove.
I thought so, but it's not like it at all.
It sucks - don't bother
I got so bored I stopped watching less than 4 minutes in... if this is the best, that's sad...
For me it depends if I recognize any actors in the movie. Some ill watch no matter what
Around half of these look worth a watch which isn’t bad going.
You can't be a good possession horror it looks like Hollywood is running out of ideas make horror movies
Omfg, this wokе crap has already made its way into horror movies. There's nothing else to see anymore.
Longlegs, Latency and Cuckoo look the most promising fun of the bunch. I know Alien, Nightwatch, The Exorcism and Wake Up will be probably let downs, but I'll still give them a chance.
latency looks like the biggest let down in the list, i agree with cuckoo and longlegs
@@wynterpill it is so far
I liked the first two "A Quiet Place" movies. Not sure about the new one, but I'll give it a shot
Honestly, Wake up looks like a fun movie. Maybe not like "horror" fun, but It looks like it could be a fun movie to just watch and maybe it'll surprise us
Nightwatch a let down? We‘ll see.
if the jump scares are based on loud sound, then its a cheap one.
A somali pirate in New York? I kept expecting her to say, I am the captain now.
Ur so corny she’s Kenyan slow ass
опять негрильная повестка через раз да каждый раз
Bing Bong
Had enough of women women women all the leads all the storylines..woke sucks period. I’ll stick to old movies
I bet u smell Like sweat and are terribly lonely. Id love to hope its gonna be okay, but i think u are too bitter for that
Latency looks really dumb and boring.
Omnia? Um "Brainscan" remake? Wtf!?
Russel crowe foightin a bloody ghost he is
In space, no one can hear you remake Alien for the umpteenth time.
Make a skinwalker movie. Just like long legs, it could have been a skin walker, knocking on the door, begging for help with a kids voice. Scary crap.
Damn some people shouldnt be allowed to make trailers:
Dont let it go: you see nothing, 3 persons, crazy behaviour and 6 seconds of "what the fuck"--> brilliant!
Sting: you see the f*cking whole movie in fast motion, all the deaths --> no way i spend money to see the boring scenes between the trailer's scenes.
I will watch Alien out of nostalgia and I don't mind the horror tropes in all of these, but adding scary sounds to CGI still doesn't make it scary.
La portada no tiene nada que ver con los trailer
So, horror movies officially have no imagination anymore. The only good movies on this list are Alien Romulus, Longlegs, and A Quiet Place. Think about that, two of those movies are sequels, and the other one is just inspired by Silence of the Lambs.
I read about Art the Clown's "shenanigans" in the first two Terrifiers, so I'll just have to pass on Terrifier 3. No thanks!
So maybe watch 2 of them.. maybe..
Trouble- Cage the Elephant. Such a good song. I first heard it in the credit for borderlands 3 14:09
Picture an law enforcement officer get a knock at the door”jus to walk outside n not corner check. End up the criminal is now in her crib. Hollywood can dumb up a character long as it’s a woman. SMH
Why isn't anyone mention sting.
cukoold - nice movie
Awesome ❤
So, the mall security guard is the hero taking out the woke trash? Nice
Хорошо, фильм "Проснись" Заинтриговал.Не буду ждать многого , но шанс есть (напомнил "Убойные каникулы")
The new Quiet Place doesn’t look on par with the first two.
If Cuckkoo ends up disappointing im giving up horror forever.
not one good movie
i cant help but laugh knowing its nic cage doing the voice....
So much woke trash coming. God I miss the 90's.
Some of that Latency trailer reminded my of videodrome
😮😮😮😮🤔
"Nightwatch, a Shudder original".... except for the 90's one with Ewan McGregor. Lots of the same imagery and lore XD
It's a direct sequel to the original Danish Nightwatch film which made more money there than Jurassic Park. It's set 30 years later, and has some of the same characters.
I dont keep my hopes up cause horror movies are always a hit or miss these days. The Strangers has a special place in my heart cause I saw the very first one that came out years ago in the theater and that lived up to its expectations cause it actually scared people. Longlegs I'm excited to see cause its Nicholas Cage's first time stepping into a true horror role such as a serial killer. Cuckoo looks interesting and I'm a sucker for Russel Crowe so I want to also see The Exorcism which has no connection with The Exorcist btw so this is a completely different and separate movie. A Quiet Place Day One also looks ok. The rest look like they just be let downs.
I love Nic Cage in anything. Did you see his movie, "Arcadian?"
"I Saw the TV Glow" should NOT have been in here. Miss me with that woke bullsh*t....😒
Terrifier 3 Christmas movie of the year
In your opinion, which SFX houses or people do the best MONSTER/horror make-up nowadays? Are there any movies that scared the "ish" out of you with the make-up effects??? I have one movie in mind, but to reveal it would spoil the surprise of this 2005 British horror movie! I literally slept with the bedroom lights on after seeing this movie!
Was it The Descent?
@@JamesChaytor-p4k Yes! Watch the original British version, not the Americanized "we are so happy" version.
I saw the TV glow is such a shit
3:13 so space Odyssey meets existence
That last one looked brutal 😐