LGR - Worst Classic PC Game Cover Art

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  • Taking a look at the crappiest, cheapest, most awful big box PC game covers I have in my collection! Prepare yourself, it's gonna be messy.
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  • @jamestolliver9970
    @jamestolliver9970 4 ปีที่แล้ว +147

    "If you dont have annotations on... what is wrong with you?" - Me watching from the future where annotations are no longer an option

    • @rommix0
      @rommix0 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      It really hasn't aged well has it lol

    • @kiddhkane
      @kiddhkane 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      There were whole channels dedicated to adding annotations to videos. What happened to them?

    • @grimmer54
      @grimmer54 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@kiddhkane ded

    • @ghost.8836
      @ghost.8836 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@kiddhkane They probably either went to subtitling videos or just abandoned the channel

    • @RatelHBadger
      @RatelHBadger 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Annotations were so helpful. Especially for reviews or video essays. Good channels would link to sources or other references.
      Much like the "response to: videos" of old TH-cam. So good at sending people down related video rabbit holes.

  • @keiyakins
    @keiyakins 7 ปีที่แล้ว +89

    I'm prety sure Jones in the Fast Lane is trying to mimic business software packaging, which has to be so bland it can't possibly offend anyone.

    • @HabadzaKalfa
      @HabadzaKalfa 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I'm recalling that Jones in the Fast Lane was aligned next to some Microsoft software in the store from where I used to get computer games in 1990's, so I was not even sure if it's a game or something else. Either way, the packaging made sure I didn't pick that up into my shopping cart back then. Might have reconsidered with the knowledge I have nowadays about it.

  • @LGR
    @LGR  9 ปีที่แล้ว +365

    Turns out that seemingly random _Spear of Destiny_ art is taken from a Boris Vallejo piece, titled _Last Stand!_ And on seeing the whole thing, it's pretty freaking awesome.
    vallejo.ural.net/1978/show.php?018

    • @fastbreak333
      @fastbreak333 9 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      I had a feeling that artwork was stolen. It was so low-res that there was no way that they drew it.

    • @Kj16V
      @Kj16V 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Had a look at the whole thing, plus some of the other art and - nope, they're all terrible!

    • @Kj16V
      @Kj16V 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ***** When I was writing my last comment I was trying to think of a funny quip about how 70's-80's these pictures were - Something about them being found in Conan the Barabarian's porn stash!

    • @DynamixWarePro
      @DynamixWarePro 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The link doesn't work for me. Searched for it and couldn't find the box art, is there another link for it?

    • @Jshaw71
      @Jshaw71 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      JukaDominator Kinda sounds like the title of a porno too, if you ask me...

  • @hokuou_niki
    @hokuou_niki 9 ปีที่แล้ว +128

    My favorite The Mystery of The Druids related thing is that one case where someone printed a whole bunch of that face and hid them all around his friend's apartment. Like his mouse wouldn't be working and then he flipped it over to have that face over the sensor and so on. He kept finding them from places for weeks.

    • @burp2019
      @burp2019 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      link pls

    • @lestatcomedante3907
      @lestatcomedante3907 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      burp, haven't found any info on it yet but if I don't forget and find it I'll post it in this thread.

    • @reid3031
      @reid3031 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This is inspirational

    • @AgsmaJustAgsma
      @AgsmaJustAgsma 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      My favorite usage of The Mystery of The Druids is on Wikipedia vandalism in general. I first heard of the game when Shadow the Hedgehog became a featured article and everyone had a field day with it.
      That, and the druid sneaking on the photo of Phil Fish.

    • @k-leb4671
      @k-leb4671 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@AgsmaJustAgsma Which photo?

  • @happydorkgirl
    @happydorkgirl 8 ปีที่แล้ว +163

    The cover for Jones in the Fast Lane made me want to make a spreadsheet of some sort.

    • @shortcat
      @shortcat 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      That means it's a great cover for what they were going for.

    • @GabrielCorpsegrinder
      @GabrielCorpsegrinder 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Its really neat art.

    • @EddieSlabb
      @EddieSlabb 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      It screams productivity software.

    • @InspiredSkeptic
      @InspiredSkeptic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Why did this make me laugh so much?? (Laughing in Microsoft Office 360 Excel)

  • @dotjretion
    @dotjretion 9 ปีที่แล้ว +166

    When I saw Mystery of the Druids I thought it read Mystery of the Drugs which I think would explain the face.

    • @JazGalaxy
      @JazGalaxy 9 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      its a bizarre idea for a cover, but it falls into the "bad anatomy" trap of not really understanding how mouths work. The jaw is a hinge. That means that when the mouth opens wide, the lower jaw recedes back toward the spine. A immature artists tend to want to make the mouth "open wide" and move toward the floor which creates these huge gaping maws that don't really happen in real life.

    • @Tarantel666
      @Tarantel666 9 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      JazGalaxy
      No, it HAD to be drugs! Didn't you notice his missing teeth?

    • @rmtheg234
      @rmtheg234 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      The default background itself is fine but he is too close, it would had been better if the druid himself was a silloltte like shadow on the far background instead.

    • @thohangst
      @thohangst 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      0:39 this face?

  • @rommix0
    @rommix0 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    0:30 That annotation bit has not aged well at all.
    RIP TH-cam annotations.

  • @DrForrester2001
    @DrForrester2001 9 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    Love how that Spear Of Destiny as an "Anti Virus Seal" sticker on it. 'Cause you know, if you don't properly seal your games, they'll get viruses.

    • @DOSRetroGamer
      @DOSRetroGamer 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Well, in theory, if a game came on floppydisk, some asshole could nab the disk, save a virus on the disk, and then sell the game to an unsuspecting customer.

  • @q306005
    @q306005 9 ปีที่แล้ว +251

    I did not realize that was a nose with eyeballs shoved in the nostrils until you pointed it out, and I have watched your Tongue of The Fatman video so many times that I'm embarrassed I didn't notice it sooner.

    • @LGR
      @LGR  9 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      q306005 You're welcome :D

    • @Trynt33
      @Trynt33 9 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      It's okay man, I didn't recognize it either. Looked even more bizarre when LGR pointed it out.

    • @teh_supar_hackr
      @teh_supar_hackr 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      same with me

    • @Venserql
      @Venserql 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It took me some time to realize. I thought it was his whole head. Does it mean the cover isn't bad after all?

    • @totallynotabot151
      @totallynotabot151 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Surprised that people don’t see it, to me that was very obvious that they are doing a parody on the pit boss. Also, one of my favorite fighting games.

  • @EdKolis
    @EdKolis 9 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    I actually didn't realize "Tongue of the Fatman" was just someone's face (as opposed to a deformed 3D model of a human head) until you pointed it out... so I guess their trickery worked on me?

  • @MrHypnofan
    @MrHypnofan 9 ปีที่แล้ว +108

    The "That's Life" artwork looks like the animation from "Food Fight".

    • @burp2019
      @burp2019 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      the ugly person looks like they were edited into the picture lol

    • @U014B
      @U014B 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      That's an insult to "Food Fight".

  • @jersydvl
    @jersydvl 8 ปีที่แล้ว +145

    That dragon looks like a pickle.

    • @MrsTold
      @MrsTold 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      lmao avocado dragon!

  • @rinhato8453
    @rinhato8453 7 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    I dunno man, a dragon made of cucumbers is pretty awesome.

    • @scottbreon9448
      @scottbreon9448 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      A dragon made of Morty's LOL

  • @rerez
    @rerez 9 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    Haha, I remember pretty much all of these boxes! I bought Relentless when I saw that box because I thought it looked so cool. :)

    • @JBrothersz
      @JBrothersz 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It's pretty weird that it shows Twinsen on the dragon since you don't see the dragon that much in the game. But you can see that the hero is pretty serious about it. I love it. LBA 2 has far better cover art in Europe.

    • @PlantNamedEmma
      @PlantNamedEmma 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      funny meeting you here rerez

    • @SerKBer
      @SerKBer 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Me too bro xDD. What a bad taste can children have.

    • @HazyJ28
      @HazyJ28 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      JUST. BAD. GAMES

    • @davidsilverfield835
      @davidsilverfield835 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hey rerez!

  • @IICubeII
    @IICubeII 9 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    Tracers looks like Spock vs. Hank Hill

    • @shaitet
      @shaitet 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Zac Fitzgerald Asian Spongebob Vs. Hank Hill.

    • @Ecl1p5e-MM8BDM
      @Ecl1p5e-MM8BDM 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Jin Kazama VS Hank Hill

    • @ultrabaltard1479
      @ultrabaltard1479 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ILL KICK YOUR ASS!
      Not logical

  • @Aspire13
    @Aspire13 8 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    You know mystery of the druids is that bad when you try to search in on google and its full of memes

  • @karnyowns
    @karnyowns 9 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    The cover on That's Life reminds me of that Desperate Housewives game in every single horrible way imaginable.

  • @goopah
    @goopah 9 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Please cover "Mystery Of The Druids". The box art may be bad, but I have no idea what this game is about, and the title alone has got me intrigued as hell.

    • @SmeddyTooBestChannel
      @SmeddyTooBestChannel 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      the game is awful
      end of story

    • @ameliawright6947
      @ameliawright6947 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Its a shitty ES Rip-off.

    • @GuardianTam
      @GuardianTam 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Smedis2 that makes me even more curious.

    • @JanoyCresvaZero
      @JanoyCresvaZero 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Amelia Wright
      ES?

    • @dougsisk619
      @dougsisk619 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@JanoyCresvaZero I'm thinking Elder Scrolls? Could be mistaken.

  • @petenielsen6683
    @petenielsen6683 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    The Spear of Destiny is traditionally the Roman spear that gave Jesus of Nazareth his last wound when blood and water flowed from his pericardium. Why they have a cover from some Daniele Steel romance novel for the game is beyond me! And by the way, I remember that author's name because I WORKED AT KMART and we sold thousands of her books.

  • @carlz0r
    @carlz0r 9 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    On "The Kristal" the guy's expression doesn't really look like the face of a man engaged in a sword fight.. it looks more like the face you'd make if a best friend showed you this horrible growth on their skin, and you were simultaneously revolted and concerned.

  • @rimmersbryggeri
    @rimmersbryggeri 8 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    That Virtuoso one looks like it's "Dog The Bountyhunter, The Game".

    • @JaredConnell
      @JaredConnell 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      hahaha

    • @TimeBunny
      @TimeBunny 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      rimmersbryggeri now you mention it, I see it too :)

    • @GelatinousSSnake
      @GelatinousSSnake 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      "Doggo, The Bootyhunter, The Game".

  • @LavaCanyon
    @LavaCanyon 8 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    I actually didn't know it was a nose until out mentioned it.

  • @effluviah7544
    @effluviah7544 6 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    As a professional illustrator, I think personally that it's likely that many of these game companies couldn't afford the commission rates for quality or custom art back then, which would be considered "high" for any small or "indie" company. For example: Let's say a small company, maybe a few dudes running it out of a spare room in one of their houses, is ready to design and release a box version of their game for a limited run or test run on the shelves. Factoring in all other costs, an extremely small company like that, given everything else they needed to worry about and essentially get done themselves, very likely only thought about box art actually needing to be done (instead of just a concept) when it came down to the last "stages" of work, which isn't enough time for an artist to really make something high quality, given pre-existing deadlines for publication/printing, which were likely also pressing at that stage of work! This is a common thing; People have concepts and consider it "done" for the time being, but pro tip, hire artists early in the process to avoid bad cover art!
    And on top of that, it's common that clients (particularly clients who may not have any experience with drawing of any kind or level) sometimes struggle to explain fully the "prompt" of the piece. For an example, I once received a job description from a client in an early project email (well, early for me; for them, the project was close to a close already!) which only read: "A4 sized poster, painting style textures, a crowd of people with at least one man and one woman over the text, situated at the bottom, 90s style colours". WHAT? I need more information if I'm going to make you exactly what you want! And then that client proceeded to yell at me and call me a "bad artist" when I asked for more details, sigh. (Not saying these game devs were mean to their artists, but often, stress and heavy approaching deadlines can turn anyone into an asshole, especially if a passion project product is on the line, which was often the case with early "indie" game companies who were figuring things out in the early days, or so I've heard from older illustrators. And unfortunately, STEM field people sometimes tend to look down on us artists pretty severely, so sometimes you get genuinely mean people, although thankfully that's relatively rare, and in the gaming industry people tend to value their artists a little more!)
    Hopefully this provides some insight as to WHY the box art sucks so bad in some cases! This is only two possible reasons, but they're pretty common in projects like these for us illustrators, so I figure it may be the case for some of these as well. Kinda wish there were behind the scenes material for stuff like this!

    • @effluviah7544
      @effluviah7544 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Oh yeah, and often, people want too much in one piece. For example of this potential problem: "I want a cyberpunk background, a neon. city type situation, with multiple characters/people, with a neon backdrop around each character, with flavour text at the bottom to promote the game and a title at the top, with objects/items/features from the game opaque on the corners of the cover to show off some game elements..." That's too much stuff happening at once! And of course, that idea could turn out really good, but often, it ended up looking cluttered, didn't fit the shape or other design elements of the packaging, etc. and resulted in a gnarly mess of weird or even straight up bad art. So in trying to please the client, some artists were made to go overboard and make it look WAY too busy on the cover, which is visually repelling (as opposed to what you want, which is visually appealing) and resulted in some notably funky box art. Also, gradients. GRADIENTS EVERYWHERE lmao! Edit: By which I mean, gradients (as pictured heavily in one particular box in this video) were often used to fill blank space on a cover, which results in... Bad things.

  • @Ashes1032
    @Ashes1032 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I remember seeing a thing where this guy printed out hundreds of copies of Mystery of the Druids cover art, and hid them all around his friend's house. "He'll be fucking finding that screaming druid for years" being a quote from it. Makes me giggle every time I see the cover.

  • @RangerSnow
    @RangerSnow 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    the Jones in the Fast Lane box art looks like the cover to some business application, it's actually really fitting

  • @kosmosyche
    @kosmosyche 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Call me weird, but I actually like the Deep Sea cover art. It's cute, I want to hug that shark, lol. And Ken's Labyrinth is ok, too. Much better than the game (no disrespect to Ken Silverman, but it was barely a game and the art in it was just awful).

  • @Thornskade
    @Thornskade 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "Today is gonna be a contrast from my previous video which you can click on right here..."
    - No, I can't. Thanks, TH-cam fuckos

  • @cosminbanu9362
    @cosminbanu9362 9 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    Man...the last one is so bad....it's great!

    • @cosminbanu9362
      @cosminbanu9362 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      OrangeOctangular wow...i just realised that my previous reply was deleted...WTF TH-cam?

    • @LGR
      @LGR  9 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Cosmin Banu They've been all kinds of screwed up with comments this past week. I can't even unmark your comment as spam, and it doesn't show up in my spam comment folder!

    • @cosminbanu9362
      @cosminbanu9362 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Lazy Game Reviews meh. No problem man. I don't really care about my comment. But what about the youtube comment section as a whole? It will remain as buggy until the end of time or will google give a crap about his kids?

  • @EdKolis
    @EdKolis 9 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Aww, I like the Deep Sea pinball art - it's cute!

  • @SeeroBoarder
    @SeeroBoarder 9 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    LGR in 60fps?? :D

    • @BlooditeDrakan
      @BlooditeDrakan 9 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Much smoothness. Such wow.

  • @MegapiemanPHD
    @MegapiemanPHD 9 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    Worst Box Art? Like, every Sega Master System game ever.

    • @Rokios
      @Rokios 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Not every box is bad moonwalker is decent.

    • @yostoyou
      @yostoyou 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Old Man Jenkins Looked it up and... all it is is just the movie poster pasted on to a master system cover. So I can't really agree with that. It's still just as bad as all the others.

    • @Rokios
      @Rokios 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That's why it is the best.

    • @looker999997
      @looker999997 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yeah, I mean am I going to play a game or do my arithmetic homework?

    • @TimGaukerToons
      @TimGaukerToons 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Every Non-Sonic game is just the same old "Grid Background with something in the foreground", I don't see how the Master System attracted customers like the Genesis did then.

  • @gedzior84
    @gedzior84 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    'Heartlight' and 'Robbo' (11:45), are the games originally written for the Atari, by a polish genius Janusz Pelc, who was about 18 years old by the time. specially Robbo was a massive hit in Poland, and has pushed the boundaries in Atari graphics by then. Nobody could believe, that such beautiful colors could have been generated out of simple Atari machine :)

  • @evanpetyt597
    @evanpetyt597 8 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    9:33 the dragon looks like a pickle

  • @SerKBer
    @SerKBer 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    HAHAHA Poor little big adventure. I remember when I choose it from the shelf of a store, with just 6 or 7 years old. I remember my thoughts exactly when look at the cover:
    -Angry guy? Check
    -Sword? Check
    -Dragon? Check
    -Castle? Check
    And that's all, I told my dad to buy this one and I don't regret at all! What a great game for god's sake.

    • @Dad.................
      @Dad................. 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Man, I really gotta play this someday. It was the first game I ever bought for myself as a kid, way back when, but to this day I haven’t played it at all. For some reason it didn’t run on my PC. I was so disappointed. Tried for a while, then eventually forgot about it. Shame.
      Don’t remember the box art, just that it had a light blue background, so it probably was different from this one. Pretty sure it came on two CDs in one of those bulky dual jewel cases, though.

    • @SerKBer
      @SerKBer 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Dad................. Mine was the ps1 version. Man give it a shot! It won't disappoint you :D

  • @Ghost_Of_SAS
    @Ghost_Of_SAS 9 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    90 bucks for a Cdv game?! Australia needs an adult.

    • @thesinfultictac5704
      @thesinfultictac5704 9 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Their PM is proof of that

    • @Ghost_Of_SAS
      @Ghost_Of_SAS 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      TheSinfultictac
      I've heard Yahtzee Croshaw talk crap about him, but I must admit I don't exactly know why.

    • @cappuccino3444
      @cappuccino3444 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      australian dollars are worth next to nothing

    • @s8wc3
      @s8wc3 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      marmaladesnails
      when that game was released it was worth at least a s little bit of something

    • @k-leb4671
      @k-leb4671 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      90 AUD, especially back in the early 2000s, is way too much to pay for any video game, let alone Mystery of the Druids.

  • @Digger318
    @Digger318 9 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Little big adventure 1 and 2 are some of my fav games ever! and i picked up number 2 from a closing down sale and didnt know what it was, i just wanted an adventure game, a FPS (quake 2), and some strategy games. MAX 2 (ew) and Conquest earth (not bad but forgettable) i got 4 games for 100 hong kong dollars.

    • @JazGalaxy
      @JazGalaxy 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I like the relentless cover. Yes Twinsen looks ridiculous, but that's keeping with the tone of the game. Design-wise, there's not a whole lot of problems going on, I don't think.

  • @averaen3890
    @averaen3890 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I love going through the LGR backlog when I can't sleep, thanks LGR!

  • @johnisblessed4782
    @johnisblessed4782 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    11:20 "Get me outta here"
    Pretty sick to imagine that this dog is actually a sentient being crying out beyond space in time for anyone to help him because he's trapped in some sort of nightmarish purgatory dimension surrounded by small PEZ Dispenser-esque statues of his deceased companions.

  • @GameHammerCG
    @GameHammerCG 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Why does “Welcome to the Future” have BSE (aka Mad Cow Disease) in large text on the front?!

  • @Karma20XX
    @Karma20XX 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I'm an artist and I love videos like this. From my perspective, video game covers are different from fine art so it's fine to critique them because they are a commercial product first. In the case of "Ken's Labyrinth", "Jill of the Jungle", etc. it might be a little unfair to blame the graphic designer / illustrator for the weird art style. The person responsible for choosing the appropriate style / artist is usually the Art Director. Maybe the company just hired whoever they could get?

  • @ChillyPeppers
    @ChillyPeppers 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    the alternate art for 'out of this world' just screams tim & eric to me, and i love it.

  • @jimday666
    @jimday666 9 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I think the Deep sea cover was pretty good in his way.

  • @mootbooxle
    @mootbooxle 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Hehehehe these are legitimately cringeworthy! Nice work!

  • @Lilcasscass
    @Lilcasscass 9 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I agree %100! More effort needed from EA on LBA's art lol.

  • @byrnespeed
    @byrnespeed 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    90$ in Australian dollars still is around 75$, this better be a fkin good game! lol games were overpriced back then. I remember SNES cartridges at around 80$ right? Poor parents back then...lol

  • @SilentCheechGaming1991
    @SilentCheechGaming1991 9 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Its weird watching people in 60fps, im used to it in pc gaming but, you rarely ever see film in 60 fps. I do like it though.

    • @BlooditeDrakan
      @BlooditeDrakan 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      The smoothness! It's real! It's fucking sexy.

    • @dhoffnun
      @dhoffnun 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      This is a long shot but it reminds me of some parts of Hitchiker's Guide to The Galaxy. (The old BBC version) Some parts were shot on film, and other parts were shot on video cassette cameras - so some scenes would be in 24 fps, and then the next scene would be a lot higher (not sure if they were actually 60 though) - it was pretty strange. Great show though - if you like old British cheese, that is.

    • @BlooditeDrakan
      @BlooditeDrakan 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      David Hoffnung Yup, I've heard of it, but never scoped it out. I should, I know.

  • @NukTap
    @NukTap 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    would megaman be on this list if it weren't just PC games?

    • @shortcat
      @shortcat 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      It would be even if it were just PC games.

    • @Aditya-wg3lp
      @Aditya-wg3lp 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      there is a dos version

  • @JBrothersz
    @JBrothersz 9 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    I'd love to see you talk about Little Big Adventure 1 and 2. LBA 2 is my favourite one since it's less 'dark' than the first one.
    LBA needs more attention since it is so underrated!

    • @JazGalaxy
      @JazGalaxy 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      never got to play LBA 2. I would be interested to know how it is.

    • @JBrothersz
      @JBrothersz 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Well JazGalaxy, I think you are in for a treat! The sequel is an improvement in almost every way possible. The outside world is in full 3d and the game is better structured. It feels more 'open-world' and there is a lot to discover. You can even visit several planets!

    • @JazGalaxy
      @JazGalaxy 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The thing I loved about LBA was how "broken" it was. That is to say, the game design was very loose. You really felt like you were empowered to explore and conquer the game world in whatever way you could figure out. Have to kill a tough badguy? THrow your ball around a few corner and work the angles out just perfectly to hit him. Or, climb to a point over his head and fall down on him, stunning him, and then beat him to death before he can react. That, or just sneak by.
      Games are too constrictive these days.

    • @JBrothersz
      @JBrothersz 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      JazGalaxy Cool, I never looked at LBA with that perspective, but I can agree with you. These kinds of things are still in LBA 2, so don't worry. You can buy for almost nothing these days on some retro game sites. And I heard that there is a chance that LBA 2 will get a port on iOS and Android devices, just like LBA 1. I played through LBA 1 on iOS and I was quite pleased with it.

    • @Lunchpacked180
      @Lunchpacked180 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      JBrothersz JazGalaxy you can get the games optimized for modern pc's at GOG...
      www.gog.com/game/little_big_adventure
      www.gog.com/game/little_big_adventure_2

  • @AmayirotAkago
    @AmayirotAkago 9 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I think you're being a bit hard on the LBA cover. Yeah, it's terrible 90's CGI, but it's the best they could manage at the time, and it's not like the game itself looked any better. At the very least it's indicative of the artstyle and characters. If anything, the PS1 version cover was worse because it's just a cropped picture of Twinsen from the PC cover with a logo slapped on it.
    Nevertheless, a very entertaining video as always ;) That black monster's nose-tusks on the Out Of This World cover tickle my funny bone.

    • @LGR
      @LGR  9 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Nah, I _know_ EA could've made some something far better for LBA and still use a similar 3D art style. Even beyond that style which just hasn't aged well, it's the composition, the randomly-placed objects, and that hideous gradient that make me gag :)

    • @AmayirotAkago
      @AmayirotAkago 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lazy Game Reviews Alright, fair nuff. I suppose I'm just biased cause I love the game :P

  • @starfyter87
    @starfyter87 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I really think the Deep Sea pinball box art looks actually kind of nice... if it were accurate to the game at all, that is. It would definitely fit a stylised cartoon game about fish adventures or something.

  • @EatingCtrlV
    @EatingCtrlV 9 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    "Everything about these smells like poo" I lost it, straight up laughing.

  • @ComicBookGuy82
    @ComicBookGuy82 9 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Still they are better than today's generic manly man with a weapon posing for the camera.

    • @LGR
      @LGR  9 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      In one way, I'd agree! I'd almost rather have unique yet awful art instead of generic yet awful.

  • @TimeBunny
    @TimeBunny 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    With a lot of these, it made me think either "were they tripping?" or "how lazy were they feeling that day?" Some of them were pretty entertaining though :)

  • @Wourghk
    @Wourghk 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I actually like the Deep Sea cover art. The shark is almost adorable with its blunt edges and nightmarish tooth-circle.

  • @DFMurray
    @DFMurray 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Gotta love that "Anti-Virus Seal" sticker on the Spear of Destiny cover.

  • @PrincessGoth574
    @PrincessGoth574 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I never noticed that the face on The Tounge of the Fat Man was a nose.

  • @Qgal5kap123
    @Qgal5kap123 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I immediately had to play Jones in the fast lane after seeing this.

  • @HorologicRannygazoo
    @HorologicRannygazoo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    All Epic Megagames games in '93 - '94 had the worst box art. Cartoon-y, very little to do with the game. But they were decent games. Ken's Labyrinth, Jazz Jackrabbit, Zone 66, all the Pinball games, all pretty good games, all goofy boxes.

  • @derkcast620
    @derkcast620 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    i have a question: mystery of the druids is 90.00?? is the disk made of a rare metal?

    • @EmeraldCoasttt
      @EmeraldCoasttt 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Australian goods are expensive

  • @ridewben
    @ridewben 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    $90 AUD in 2001 was about $46 USD, which is still sort of expensive for a crappy PC game in 2001, but I recall N64 games selling for like $50 USD so it's not too crazy.

  • @Dukefazon
    @Dukefazon 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    VIRTUOSO might not have been a good game but I really liked it. It had some really neat atmosphere. I loved it's music, but not the CD quality, but the PC midi music. It was so catchy.

  • @Moothead2
    @Moothead2 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I wait years for you to talk about Little Big Adventure and this is it's first appearance on this channel!? DAMN YOU!
    Oh, and the image depicts the Temple of Bu which is suspended in the mantle type area of the planet. Not entire sure why, or how, Twinsen and Dino-fly are there but I guess it's just to illustrate the main character. As others have said at least it gives an honest representation of the art style, though the font on the American version is disgusting :p.

    • @JBrothersz
      @JBrothersz 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      The in game art style is great. It's a shame that you don't see it in the cover art. The back of the box art is a lot better in that regard.

  • @alfblack2
    @alfblack2 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Whao. 60fps. So strange. I love tongue of the fatman!! Yeh, I kinda dig the wierd art on it. (it is such a wierd game). Dang now I want a new copy. Hmm. Hope GOG has it.

  • @florentjendrysiak3396
    @florentjendrysiak3396 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Hi Clint ! You say Little Big Adventure is a great game in this video, so maybe you could review it sometime. I remember my father buying me LBA 2 when I was a kid, it was wonderful ... The game was created by French developer Frederic Raynal, who was a kind of pioneer in 3d graphics PC games (he also made alone in the dark). Maybe you already know that.
    Thank you for your funny and interesting videos !

  • @Tricob1974
    @Tricob1974 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Re: Spear Of Destiny box art. This seems to be inspired by the ending screens when you beat the game. It uses the same Black-And-Brown shading, though the box art has a little more red in it. But yes - to anyone who hasn't actually beaten the game, the box art doesn't make the slightest bit of sense. :-)

  • @alphamone
    @alphamone 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    With Mystery of the Druids, it came out back when the Australian Dollar was down around 60 US cents, so 90 dollars was quite close to the equivalent prices in the US for new games. Its just a pity the prices didn't drop as the Australian dollar got stronger.

  • @Faithnato
    @Faithnato 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I thought Mass effect 2 and Binary Domain have the worst cover in gaming history....apparently I was wrong.

  • @wadmodderschalton5763
    @wadmodderschalton5763 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    It's Another World (Out of this World) but the source material is never used. (0:59)

  • @thepetrarcticwar2778
    @thepetrarcticwar2778 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    seems like Problem Sleuth, a comic by none other than Andrew Hussie, has references to The Mystery of the Druids. for example, in TMotD, you have to re-assemble a phone to use it to progress in the game. the same thing happens in PS. also, PS uses a similar drag-and-drop inventory system.

  • @Snotnarok
    @Snotnarok 9 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I think one of the most obnoxious bits of art on a box I have is Phantasy Star IV, thing is it's well rendered but it's not accurate. It's done by Boris Valjeo, it's well painted and is a classic style fantasy pic. Thing is the actual game is an RPG with 90's styled anime in comicbook-like cutscenes. The manual is also filled with more anime styled stuff so it's so confusing and strange.

    • @dhoffnun
      @dhoffnun 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ha indeed! I always thought that box art didn't match the game at all... never realized Boris Vallejo did it. Looking back, that is his style. Man, what a great game. I can hear the opening theme now...

    • @Snotnarok
      @Snotnarok 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      David Hoffnung
      Phantasy Star IV? Heck yeah, not many seem to know about it. All you ever hear of jRPGs is Final Fantasy

    • @zenksren8206
      @zenksren8206 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It was pretty much the norm to change the cover when localising Japanese-made games in the 80's and 90's. Anime used to be virtually unheard of outside of Japan so it made more sense market-wise to change the cover of a game to something more "hardcore" and generally appealing to western audiences. It's also why for the longest time they would give Kirby an angry face on US box-art.

    • @Snotnarok
      @Snotnarok 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ant Booth
      I'm aware of their reasoning but it's still idiotic, I mean the cover isn't going to change the art inside the manual and in Phantasy Star IV's case: there's comic book like cutscenes with tons of art that's all anime, so it's a waste when the game you boot isn't anything like the cover. Then again I guess the entire Atari age could be summed up with that. Painting vs beep, boop.

    • @zenksren8206
      @zenksren8206 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You wouldn't get to look at the manual in the store, lol. Also the manuals to Mega Drive games (at least in Europe) were 95% text with tiny screenshots anyway.

  • @BIGMIKEREC
    @BIGMIKEREC 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Just wanted to let you know, due to my current location, Internet is slow as heck. So, I put this on 144p and listen to it at .5x speed so it buffers sometime sooner than next week. The entertainment value produced by this is exceptional.

  • @ValorZeroAdvent
    @ValorZeroAdvent 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    So, what's your rationale for picking the best and the worst artwork? Is it technical-based? Or is it more towards relevance and the ability to capture your attention and making you want to buy it?

  • @q306005
    @q306005 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I guess TH-cam made us all really strange by disabling annotations. What is wrong with You... tube?

  • @stappitfu432
    @stappitfu432 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    That sharks mouth and teeth are totally messed up. Guess the artist missed his art classes explaining perspective.

  • @Interference22
    @Interference22 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    BSE on Welcome to the Future: did they know at the time that was another term for Mad Cow Disease? Woops.

  • @RelliKsReliCsTheBeerNinja111
    @RelliKsReliCsTheBeerNinja111 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Oh my god I want spear of destiny on a poster and a t shirt! I love it! Its so much cheese its cool!

  • @JamesRDavenport
    @JamesRDavenport 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    6:23 - "I AM CORNHOLIO! Are you threatening me? I need teepee...for my bunghole!" lol ;)

  • @chris613123
    @chris613123 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Whoa your selection is very balanced, from flat out ugly designs to boring and disorganized design layouts. I like how you focused on different types of ugly instead of just obviously ugly box arts. Thanks for the excellent quality videos, keep on at it LGR!

  • @kahe4237
    @kahe4237 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Seems like steam greenlight type of games existed 20+ years ago.

  • @Zerathzul
    @Zerathzul 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I recognize the "eyes" they used in that Tongue of the Fatman boxart. The came from a kids toy from the 90s. Yeah, that's right. They couldn't be bothered to get proper prop eyes, they just used some bits they got from a toy.

    • @Zerathzul
      @Zerathzul 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It was these: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zaks
      You can't see any of them in the wikipedia article, but some of the Zaks sets came with little eyes, and that's what that fatman boxart used.

    • @Zerathzul
      @Zerathzul 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Found an example. Check out here nerdyhermit.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/Zaks.jpg
      The plastic eyes from that image are what they used for their prop.

    • @LGR
      @LGR  9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Wow! I think you may just be right!
      i.imgur.com/uNFlmNt.png

  • @DocHollidayGames
    @DocHollidayGames 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    That Spear of Destiny cover is to Spear of Destiny what the Silent Hill moves are to the Silent Hill games.

  • @maciektrybuszewski9964
    @maciektrybuszewski9964 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Fatman art is pretty scary, the problem is where is the tongue?

  • @PenguinDT
    @PenguinDT 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    That Spear of Destiny's cover almost made me spit out my morning coffee, bravo!

  • @baxterhubris4340
    @baxterhubris4340 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Rip annotations :(

  • @TremiRodomi
    @TremiRodomi 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    6:21 We don't blame you, man. Is there any other reason 4chan loves this cover so much?

  • @Dragondude2525
    @Dragondude2525 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    i'd love to go to camp corn and cheese!

  • @AndiKravljaca
    @AndiKravljaca 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    $89.95?! Jesus Christ.

  • @ThatRatGuy
    @ThatRatGuy 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    LBA 1 had a different box art where I live...

  • @DarkAvatar1313
    @DarkAvatar1313 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The "That's Life" female looks like a younger Hillary Clinton.

  • @Skippy19812
    @Skippy19812 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That Spear of Destiny box art is *FANTASTIC*! It somehow manages to simultaneously be both the worst and best box art I have ever seen XD

  • @nataloves
    @nataloves 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    hory shiet, yours is the first video in which i clearly see the difference between 30 and 60fps. will have to get used to it! also, am i the only one who sometimes feels like you're lypsincing? the audio quality is TOO DAMN HIGH, i need to hear lipsmacking and breathing!

  • @dillyndvd
    @dillyndvd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    0:27 People in 2021 are strange

  • @klaymonkey9073
    @klaymonkey9073 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    you should do a quickie explanation and review of these games. N.B - I like how the Little Big Adventure box art is the only box art of it's generation that accurately reflects the in game graphics and content. You've got to hand it to them; they were at least honest about it :)

  • @treespunk
    @treespunk 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Mystery of the Druids looks like a Residents album. I don't know, something about the CGI quality, his expression/clothes, even the title

  • @Clay3613
    @Clay3613 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    $90 for a PC game?! Madness.

  • @MJ1284
    @MJ1284 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    4:40 oh hey, Spoony made it on a video game cover!

  • @MARCOPLAYSDOSGAMES
    @MARCOPLAYSDOSGAMES 9 ปีที่แล้ว

    AHAHAH ... My friend, I have to kindly disagree, there are beautiful boxes on your table ! Probably because in Usa you had some "better" boxes than we had in Europe, you have more expectations than me:))
    For example , Dune II came out in USA by Westwood with a great box, 2 moon on a red sky and a detailed light infantry behind power structures on the front cover. It has also an epic name "Building of a Dinasty" .
    Never understood how it could possible that it has reached Europe with only a desert and some smoke on a dark front cover and incredibly renamed ... Bottle of Arachis ... ops sorry, Battle for Arrakis !!! :))) 

  • @mayuthekitsune3306
    @mayuthekitsune3306 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Having seen Retsupurae play Mystery of the Druids, I can say the druid on the cover is in shock because of what the protagonist does

  • @DoomBunnyKiller00
    @DoomBunnyKiller00 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    While not actual games with orginal artwork, the D!Zone and H!Zone boxes by WizardWorks look pretty awful as well, mainly due to the boxes using "simulated" screen shots instead of real ones. Such horrible marketing but i mean, come on! I'm not sure if that was a common thing or not in the 90's though. Maybe from third-party developers/publishers?