Crusty: kills his teammates over and over Also Crusty: pets a rhino and tells his team not to touch it because it's endangered Professionals have standards
Of course! Crusty can summon forth an infinite supply of teammates! Teammates are not an endangered species...They're only endangered by Crusty on an *individual* basis, not species-wide.
7:24 Crusty: “Seventeen days I’ve been set in this cell” Also Crusty literally a few seconds later: “How long have I have been here!?” Ah, spoken like a true crazy person.
You know you're losing track of Crusty's videos when you expect him to open with "Hello! My name is Hunkleburg Mildrew Beesparkle!" and are surprised when he introduces himself as Crusty.
@4:45 Apparently you've been watching the Modest Pelican channels...You've learned the importance of staying sufficiently hydrated at all times! Bloody good for you!
"Kids! I'm back and I got milk!" "Dad, it's been 23 years since you went out to get cigarettes!" "Damn it! I forgot the cigarettes! I'll be right back."
I freaking love you @Iamcrusty you have such a dark sense of humor. You're all around too damn funny. As the meme would say you're too powerful to for us to let you live
I found your channel the other day and loved every video I watched your my favorite youtuber cause I been laughing and way happier ever sense I found your channel
Crusty I recently just found you and I must say how do you not already have a million subscribers I'm so glad you popped up in my recommended keep up the great work on the channel
Zeus being stabbed in the balls and being beaten to death by a man with a cat hammer strangely sound exactly in line with something you’d find in Greek mythology.
IAmCrusty 's character in this game always haunts my dreams, but his humor makes my head hole happy. Crusty 1 Depression 0, well done you fantastic soul. I worry about your sanity at times Crusty XD
You know that one Pirates of the Caribbean movie where there are multiple Jack Sparrows stranded on the Black Pearl in Davy Jones' Locker??? This guy is a personification of that.
Finally. A decent storyline and one of the most ambitious cross-overs in history.
Crusty: kills his teammates over and over
Also Crusty: pets a rhino and tells his team not to touch it because it's endangered
Professionals have standards
Of course! Crusty can summon forth an infinite supply of teammates! Teammates are not an endangered species...They're only endangered by Crusty on an *individual* basis, not species-wide.
Friendship is strong but a minigun is stronger
“Be polite, Be efficient, And have a plan to kill everyone ya meet.”
-Sniper TF2
"I enjoyed Modern Warfare before you needed like a whole continent to store the game on." Its funny because its true.
Crusty deserves more attention and recognition. This is some quality content
"Oh, you can die! We know that now!"
We are all immortal until proven otherwise, Danny
You dare call our lord and saviour Danny even if its his real name mortal
@@pizzafrog.2468 I figured it would probably make him feel weird if we started calling him by his actual name
What that’s his real name? My friend has a awesome big brother named Danny. He’s a Guitarist
Stephen Robinson ah, I see you’ve heard of Howdyhowdyyall
@@aneebsiddiqui3575 who?
My mom: What are you watching son?
Me: I’m watching a man beat Zeus to death with a cat hammer.
My mom: What did you say?
Me: You heard me.
Meow meow goodbye brains
2:40, rlly thought he was about to whip out a wand and go “AVADA KEDAVRA!” Mid song 😂
😸😹😹😹
😂😂😂
“I have friends now.”
Can’t relate.
Callum Smith Ha, no. I don't, man.
This whole video was hilarious, but "Mr. MeowMeow" had me rolling!
The only way to kill a god is with a cat every one knows that, that is why the Egyptians worshipped them
He missed the opportunity for meownir
THIS IS THE MOVIE “CRUSTY” WE NEEEED OF COURSE BEING 18+
7:24
Crusty: “Seventeen days I’ve been set in this cell”
Also Crusty literally a few seconds later: “How long have I have been here!?”
Ah, spoken like a true crazy person.
one day i'll find out how long i was there
You're a wizard, Crusty!
"Pretty strong balls there Zeus."
Not the first time the god had heard that before.
"if theres one weakness i know where to find it, its the balls!"
Crusty, 2020
10:00 nice to see that Crusty cares about indangered animals just as mutch as I do
Indeed
You know you're losing track of Crusty's videos when you expect him to open with "Hello! My name is Hunkleburg Mildrew Beesparkle!" and are surprised when he introduces himself as Crusty.
Me: “Wait is that Dia...”
Crusty: “Welcome to Diagon Alley”
Crusty: oh my god it’s Gary oldman!
Me: *growls in Sirius black*
"Hold my knife." - proceeds to stabbing 😂😂😂
Your comedic delivery and timing is incredible.
Crusty: I have been here 17 days
crusty, 3 seconds later: how long have i been here?
Crusty: * Imitating Lightsaber sound*
What he sounds like: *BEE*
@4:45 Apparently you've been watching the Modest Pelican channels...You've learned the importance of staying sufficiently hydrated at all times! Bloody good for you!
Crusty always kills it in his vids, but the Gary Oldman reference killed me. Straight up, bust out laughing, killed me.
Crusty: "This is a ugly house"
Me: (Angry American noises)
American Houses look great, I live in a British place called Britain and the houses in America look much better.
@@HelloThere-ml5gw everybody knows that britain is british
@@ddan1998 I was obviously joking
Danish Aqil r/wooooosssshhh
@@ddan1998 I always thought it was a part of France.
I love these videos they keep me from depression
The transition from Serious to not knowing what he's doing and back is non-existent
2:07 OMG CRUSTY! YOU ARE JACK SPARROW!
You beautiful creature.
This is gonna be BANGER
You know it's going to be a good day when Crusty releases yet another masterpiece for us all to behold!
"I threw the head down the toilet then I lost the head" destroyed me
Whenever I think of Crusty I just can't stop thinking of the Joker, he reminds me of him so much
Love your content man. Do think your best work is following game stories and reacting as it unfolds. But then again, all your content gold
Seeing a new Crusty video is like seeing your father come back with the milk.
"Kids! I'm back and I got milk!"
"Dad, it's been 23 years since you went out to get cigarettes!"
"Damn it! I forgot the cigarettes! I'll be right back."
Stephen Robinson *23 years later*
@@AustinBlack28 yup, 23 years
Stephen Robinson no I meant to time skip 23 more years
@@AustinBlack28 gotcha my bad
That opening was beautifully done
I freaking love you @Iamcrusty you have such a dark sense of humor. You're all around too damn funny. As the meme would say you're too powerful to for us to let you live
I found your channel the other day and loved every video I watched your my favorite youtuber cause I been laughing and way happier ever sense I found your channel
That poet part in gulag got me good. Good job, Crusty
Crusty is the Harry Potter we need. Quick! Re-shoot ALL the movies with Crusty as the star!
I love his vids so much 10/10 best psychopath on youtube
Crusty I recently just found you and I must say how do you not already have a million subscribers I'm so glad you popped up in my recommended keep up the great work on the channel
6:53 He is imitating Ronald Weasly lmao
Im new to the channel . And it already made my day!
Hello new cult member
First name Last name good name.
@@HelloThere-ml5gw thank you
As strange as it sounds, Crusty’s videos somehow reassure me that everything’s going to be okay… it’s almost frustratingly calming
"Some people say I'm wierd. I've never understood it"
Best line ever.
Crusty! You are incredibly hilarious and entertaining. We love you, and can't wait for your next video, even though we aren't done with this one!
Dude you make the funniest videos ever. You are pure comedy and gold. Me and my daughter enjoy watching your insanity lol
i absolutely LOVE intro like THAT !!
1:06 tododododoodo todododo tododoodo TODODODODO BLOddy hell what are you doing there????
This is one of the best I am Crusty videos I've seen. I'm dying over here 🤣👌
Zeus then slowly died from the cat poison and IAmCrusty became the new god
May he punish the non believers and bring glory to his followers all hail Lord IAmCrusty
I haven’t watched your videos in ages, but good to see you still upload!
who are my parents?
2:53 he’s just takin it like a champ!
He sounds like a combination between captain jack sparrow and Heath ledger joker...
It’s beautiful
2:02
Crusty: i have friends now
After a while
Crust: started beating up his friends
Who would've thought that Once Upon A Dream would work so well. Also, I want a cat axe now.
you have thoroughly entertaining content
Thanks, man! That means a lot :)
Crusty was too damn happy during this whole video
Crusty: *dies* that's terribly inconvenient
Crusty: smashes guys face in with a sledgehammer while humming the Harry Potter theme
Me: now this is quality content.
Just love every of your videos.
You are with so much passion on it, its inspiring🖤
Ouh yes Mr crusty is here thank you mate for making us have a splendid time
And for putting smiles on our faces
I was here since about 16k and I still enjoy your content Mr psychopath, sociopath, maniac, and insane Man
11:28 that look of "why?" from that NPC has me dead
"Who's a good boy? You are. Let's kill a God!"
Crusty is incredibly nice to his friends
"Some people says I'm weird... I never understood it..." man I'M dying :D
This is the best intro I have ever seen anywhere
you are batshit insane and I love it. you are so funny. thank you.
Zeus being stabbed in the balls and being beaten to death by a man with a cat hammer strangely sound exactly in line with something you’d find in Greek mythology.
Crusty and drumsy would make a great comedy duo, I have given a idea... I think
IAmCrusty 's character in this game always haunts my dreams, but his humor makes my head hole happy. Crusty 1 Depression 0, well done you fantastic soul. I worry about your sanity at times Crusty XD
You know that one Pirates of the Caribbean movie where there are multiple Jack Sparrows stranded on the Black Pearl in Davy Jones' Locker??? This guy is a personification of that.
Ah, this is the kind of Captain Jack Sparrow content I need.
Can... Can I get into hell for laughing extremely hard at this? I would really like to know..
If you go i will meet you there later
As soon as this started I was laughing
That intro was pure gold
Crusty u mustbe drunk when doing these videos.BRILLIANT!
I was laughing at this video whilst walking down my hallway and I kicked my toe on the doorway so hard I think I may die shortly. Crusty help
0:42 now thats was some "far cry 6" shit. love it)
"There's one weakness... it's the BALLS!"
True words have never been spoken before this quote.
a video of our lord and saviour Crusty the day of my birthday... hhaahh~best moment ever
Happy birthday
This is so unique and amazing keep up the hard work
Crusty so deserves the subs hes gaining now
Since you started TH-cam the blades and sorcery introductions have made me laugh before the video started
"I can't remember what I installed"
The true Nexus experience at work
There needs to be a lightsaber mod but with Crusty making the lightsaber sound effects.
Keep em comin Crusty!
Crusty: who needs lightsabers
Darth vader comes in and says: i find your lack if lightsabers disturbing
OML, does anyone else hear a drunk Johnny Depp playing video games in his basement?
My son watches all the time and I absolutely love the antics.
That beginning was so chaotic evil
You could've titled this "Sheogorath Versus Zues" and honestly i don't think anyone would've argued
Literally a minute 12secs in and I'm dying laughing ohmygod 😂😂😂😂😂
crusty making the harry potter theme is my ringtone
The intro was so bloody funny
I really liked the 3rd person scene
I would love to see you voice act as megatron but like you improvise the lines
It's like if Jack Sparrow and The Joker had a child and it learned all it could from Handsome Jack. I love it.
just stopped by to drop a like& comment. I’ll watch later.
0.31 when your late for work and ask for a pay rise
Seeing Him from the third person makes him even more insane
But it made a nice introduction to the video, didn't it?
@@MidnightDStroyer I agree