Fake: "You thought I was a child the first time?" Me: (Spits out coffee at desk) "EMOTIONAL DAMAGE" Like being real, I'd probably give up on life if someone ever said something like that to me. Like it's not even friendzoning, it's childzoning
Fake: “Can I please come in?” Me: “Please! Come on in!….” Fake: “Oh I love you so much…… wait…. Who is this?” *”This is Chris Hansen from NBC News, and you’re on “To Catch a Predator”. We have a few questions for you, please sit down….”*
Faye is such a cool name and fits this character perfectly. I've heard this so many times before but I'll definitely listen to the Director's Cut as well 🤣 Thanks for doing my script!
She's only into my body and not what's inside... Just like every other yandere and non yandere gf I've had. Edit: secret ingredient? Oh shit she put her blood in this... Oh it's just something to knock me out. Phewww dodged a bullet on that one
That's why I recommend certain group of people to get a Western Digital or Synology NAS Station which offloads your PC's from the unedited/edited files. I don't know what's your revenue from YT but if you're willing to spend over 200$, get the My Cloud Ex2 NAS Station with the 2x4tb option. You have only 4tb available on it if you keep the standard configuration but if one drive fails, you can just replace that broken one and the data will be recovered from the second HDD. I've been doing Art commissions on Tumblr and had a second job as a photo editor. My PC used to have like 6 internal 2tb hard drives connected to it and even this wasn't enough. The Art I made didn't waste that much storage but the RAW pictures.. bruh, there were situations where a single RAW picture was over 2gb in size. And since I had to keep the RAW and edited pictures for at least one year, my hard drives filled so fast. Then the company which hired me, send me a technician since I had the problems with the filled up hard drives and he told me about those network storage devices (NAS) and after purchased the one from WD, it solved all of my problems 😂
@@Eocb8 Read the video description ;) This comment is related to it. And seriously, I would recommend this option to any ASMR artist who does those RP audios. TH-cam isn't a good platform anymore. Imagine having a video deleted because of a false DMCA claim and you have to reupload it. Well, good luck if you don't have the original files. This already happened to Honey Audios aka. TeaWitch Audios aka. Sweetheart Audios. Either this happened to her current channel or a older (deleted) one but I definitely remember that there was a video that got hit with a false DMCA claim on the copyright free music and she didn't had the video on her computer anymore :P
11:21 Washing an egg is as useless as washing the inside of a watermelon right after cutting it. If someone did that for me, that'd be a solid -10 points in intelligence 🧐.
This is why you A. Trust your instincts if it seems too good to be true that means some shit is afoot. B. Rig the house to explode as a contingency plan for this kind of thing. Now that may be a little extreme but my inner Yeagerist makes me value my freedom a little too much 😁
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FIRST ISEE SPOON, THEN I SEE CUCUMBER?
Wsg cucumber
Thx needed professional verification.
Couch approved
Fake: "You thought I was a child the first time?"
Me: (Spits out coffee at desk) "EMOTIONAL DAMAGE"
Like being real, I'd probably give up on life if someone ever said something like that to me. Like it's not even friendzoning, it's childzoning
Daycare zone 💀
Imagine your crush becomes your legal guardian, that's an oof and a half.
EMOTIONAL DAMAGE
Bringing daddy to a whole new level
Fake: “Can I please come in?”
Me: “Please! Come on in!….”
Fake: “Oh I love you so much…… wait…. Who is this?”
*”This is Chris Hansen from NBC News, and you’re on “To Catch a Predator”. We have a few questions for you, please sit down….”*
lmfaoooooooooo
Faye is such a cool name and fits this character perfectly. I've heard this so many times before but I'll definitely listen to the Director's Cut as well 🤣 Thanks for doing my script!
18:35
Easily the best part of this series
Fake:If you liked me all along why didn't you let me in,I practically begged you
Me:My house was genuinely a mess
Hey cleanliness and presentation is important 👍
Seen a lot of these comments already but i love these compilations its so great
lets fkkng goo!! another 30 min yandere audio
Thanks for the compilation fake!! I haven’t been able to listen to much ASMR recently 😅 glad this is here!
I don't think I remember hearing you laugh before this video. It's adorable
This is really good. You could prolly make an anime out of this
Never fails to help me sleep
Really enjoyed this and happy it ended well
This would be difficult to say no.. that being said the attempts did seem suspicious. The cake to crush analogy was cute it it's own weird way 🥰
This is my favourite serie of this channel, thank you so much.
I hope you are well Fake ASMR, take care of yourself, your health is the most important 🤗
Dam the desperation is so strong it hurts
Gotta say the compilations are much nicer, just because it more or less continues the story and I can enjoy it longer 😂
I enjoyed this series previously. I think that somewhere to animate it somehow it would actually be really hilarious
I've been looking for a longer video from fake
After that first interaction with her I wouldn't open the door when she was there.
She's only into my body and not what's inside... Just like every other yandere and non yandere gf I've had.
Edit: secret ingredient? Oh shit she put her blood in this... Oh it's just something to knock me out. Phewww dodged a bullet on that one
u had gfs tf
So this is how chad feels...
"And that kids is how I met your mother but DONT do it to your crushes it COULD go poorly for you"
Faye:"if you likes me then why didnt you let me in?"
Me:"I'm really superstitious and I was scared that you were a vampire."
Just found your channel and enjoying it very much.
That's why I recommend certain group of people to get a Western Digital or Synology NAS Station which offloads your PC's from the unedited/edited files.
I don't know what's your revenue from YT but if you're willing to spend over 200$, get the My Cloud Ex2 NAS Station with the 2x4tb option.
You have only 4tb available on it if you keep the standard configuration but if one drive fails, you can just replace that broken one and the data will be recovered from the second HDD.
I've been doing Art commissions on Tumblr and had a second job as a photo editor. My PC used to have like 6 internal 2tb hard drives connected to it and even this wasn't enough.
The Art I made didn't waste that much storage but the RAW pictures..
bruh, there were situations where a single RAW picture was over 2gb in size.
And since I had to keep the RAW and edited pictures for at least one year, my hard drives filled so fast.
Then the company which hired me, send me a technician since I had the problems with the filled up hard drives and he told me about those network storage devices (NAS) and after purchased the one from WD, it solved all of my problems 😂
Wha...?
@@Eocb8 Read the video description ;)
This comment is related to it.
And seriously, I would recommend this option to any ASMR artist who does those RP audios.
TH-cam isn't a good platform anymore. Imagine having a video deleted because of a false DMCA claim and you have to reupload it. Well, good luck if you don't have the original files.
This already happened to Honey Audios aka. TeaWitch Audios aka. Sweetheart Audios. Either this happened to her current channel or a older (deleted) one but I definitely remember that there was a video that got hit with a false DMCA claim on the copyright free music and she didn't had the video on her computer anymore :P
Huh?
I love this series 😊
11:21 Washing an egg is as useless as washing the inside of a watermelon right after cutting it. If someone did that for me, that'd be a solid -10 points in intelligence 🧐.
9:50 homegirl was getting desperate
This is why you
A. Trust your instincts if it seems too good to be true that means some shit is afoot.
B. Rig the house to explode as a contingency plan for this kind of thing.
Now that may be a little extreme but my inner Yeagerist makes me value my freedom a little too much 😁
A. Is good advice for sure.
B. ...i dunno bout that one chief, i have neighbours and all that would be less than appreciative.
Like shit Scoob some fuckery is afoot.
Oh no gaslighting "it would make me feel terrible if I can't even make a simple cake"
“Some form of compensation”
Wonderful audio fake simply delightful 💓💖💓💓💓☺️💓💞💓☺️💓☺️💓☺️☺️💓💓💓💓💓
This is such a weird starter to the conversation 💀
Listening to the description of the size difference makes this video feel like “Dommed by a midget ASMR”
Fake: May I come in?
Me: It's time to troll her with a pot of greed meme deck!
Fake: Oh fuck not again! Fuck this shit I'm out!
😂
Dude i would've folded so fast
Most of the hearted comments seem to be compliments. So…… nice eyes, can I have them
However many months later, and she's still thirsty as heck.
Nice
Now on to the real question, was the rest of the cake poisoned?
19:43
Washed an egg?
Eyyy pog
damn
Hello there.
I also have feelings for you sorry for not confessing my feelings sooner I love you so very much 💘💘💘😍😍😘😘
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Nice