Yandere Girl Kidnaps You, But You're Cool With It [FULL SERIES] (ASMR Roleplay) [F4A]

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  • @RyuKaguya
    @RyuKaguya 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4478

    honest to god the number 1 reason why this is the best yandere story is that the MC is the embodiment of "jokes on you im into that shit" and is basically in control the entire time.

    • @Vid_lurker
      @Vid_lurker 3 ปีที่แล้ว +256

      I laughed so hard reading this mostly because it's true

    • @emberchan8025
      @emberchan8025 3 ปีที่แล้ว +162

      that would be my exact reaction to being kidnapped

    • @willyaleksanderwiksaas9561
      @willyaleksanderwiksaas9561 3 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      For some reason, i read that in the stereotypical papyrus/ SKELETAR! Voice.😅

    • @RyuKaguya
      @RyuKaguya 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@willyaleksanderwiksaas9561 Myaaa

    • @willyaleksanderwiksaas9561
      @willyaleksanderwiksaas9561 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      @@RyuKaguya "mye-HE! I see you’ve fallen for my trap!

  • @irandomtp
    @irandomtp 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3213

    *”And that kids, is how I met your mother!”*

    • @ashishdas1696
      @ashishdas1696 3 ปีที่แล้ว +176

      Absolute legend telling a hood classic.

    • @L0v3s1ckPuppy
      @L0v3s1ckPuppy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +100

      I laughed too hard at this

    • @Glitch-Phases
      @Glitch-Phases 3 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      Seen that line a Million times
      And it still gets me everytime

    • @knghtlykrewsader
      @knghtlykrewsader 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Woh really

    • @joehanks4027
      @joehanks4027 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Lol

  • @fromstarlighttosunrise128
    @fromstarlighttosunrise128 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3357

    if someone wants me bad enough to kidnap me and tie me up in their basement, they must be serious about it and that makes me happy

    • @Vid_lurker
      @Vid_lurker 3 ปีที่แล้ว +462

      The power of lonelyness is something NO yandere can prepare for.

    • @ashishdas1696
      @ashishdas1696 3 ปีที่แล้ว +167

      So true that it's not funny in any way, shape or form.

    • @yasuhirotjokro6506
      @yasuhirotjokro6506 3 ปีที่แล้ว +177

      I would be kinda cool with it tbh. But only if that yandere hadn't killed anyone I love yet soooo kinda 50/50 for me

    • @LastStand-xg8yy
      @LastStand-xg8yy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      I wish I had someone like that

    • @somedude4298
      @somedude4298 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Yeah i have a some thoughts my good comrades

  • @marziananapis7042
    @marziananapis7042 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3157

    the most unrealistic part about this roleplay is the fact that the pizza took 2 minutes and 6 seconds to arrive

    • @tombworld9012
      @tombworld9012 3 ปีที่แล้ว +346

      Pizza stalkers already know what toppings you want and have to beat the real delivery drivers to your door.

    • @joehanks4027
      @joehanks4027 3 ปีที่แล้ว +135

      @@Vid_lurker yeah let me double tap the app, it’ll skip 10 seconds

    • @dolofonosesostrefis
      @dolofonosesostrefis 3 ปีที่แล้ว +140

      @@joehanks4027 *franticly beating the shit out of my phone for a fast pizza*

    • @Mrdata711
      @Mrdata711 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Have you ever heard of Domino's my dude?

    • @jotarokujo934
      @jotarokujo934 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@Vid_lurker have you ever heard of r/woooosh

  • @josephjoestar953
    @josephjoestar953 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3297

    Everyone is saying that listener is a yandere but we are just love deprived.

    • @Cansoupy
      @Cansoupy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +189

      Or maybe we are both...

    • @ThatOneKate
      @ThatOneKate 3 ปีที่แล้ว +106

      26:25 is the place you look for

    • @thatheavenlycomposer
      @thatheavenlycomposer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      AND IM HAMON DEPRIVED

    • @okay1823
      @okay1823 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Joseph where did your ultimate move NIGERUNDAYO go

    • @mossmicrowave1514
      @mossmicrowave1514 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      JOJO

  • @Neutral_Tired
    @Neutral_Tired 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3431

    "Do you really care so little about your safety?" Love, at this point my self destructive thoughts should be paying rent

  • @smilemore7431
    @smilemore7431 3 ปีที่แล้ว +764

    I’m sad cause this implies that this series is over.

    • @mariolis
      @mariolis 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      yeah...

    • @Azunie
      @Azunie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I mean there could be an epilogue, but that would be a true end :(

    • @thorsager5692
      @thorsager5692 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @Rafael Henry woohoo its the bots, hooray

    • @rinthestarlit
      @rinthestarlit 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      OR IS IT

  • @gamersoaisis3147
    @gamersoaisis3147 3 ปีที่แล้ว +550

    I love that there are three different yandere's in this story including ourselves. Its absolutely amazing.

    • @gamersoaisis3147
      @gamersoaisis3147 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @Gabeldegook bro, there is a difference between killing someone in slef defense and in the name of love
      If you need a "cleanup" and not just a bodybag... that's more than self defense.

    • @combativeThinker
      @combativeThinker ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@gamersoaisis3147
      Fool. What a meaningless metric…
      ANY means of self-defense is viable. Do what you feel you need to do to end the threat to your life.

    • @gamersoaisis3147
      @gamersoaisis3147 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@combativeThinker look, I agree. However, even if you cut a vital artery it will still not create a big mess. It would require lots of stabbing to make a "mess"

    • @matterasmr
      @matterasmr ปีที่แล้ว +1

      tru!

    • @darkendwarrior
      @darkendwarrior ปีที่แล้ว

      @@gamersoaisis3147 staby staby all over most times tho some people staby once and freak out at what they did

  • @ReptillianStrike
    @ReptillianStrike 3 ปีที่แล้ว +276

    I absolutely love soft yanderes like this. Someone obsessed enough to give you all of the love and care you could ever hope for, but not possessive enough to smother the hell out of your autonomy.

    • @NoNo-xt8ku
      @NoNo-xt8ku ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Same. The ones that just keep you locked up are a little far for me

  • @goose4469
    @goose4469 3 ปีที่แล้ว +573

    The only yanderes that are scary are the ones that are obsessive of your physical body and don't care about your 'love'. They can't be bargained with and would be happy either way if you were alive or chopped up into 50 parts scattered across their shrine

    • @goose4469
      @goose4469 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @Moxxie ikr, it's haunting

    • @slumpgod1459
      @slumpgod1459 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      That's the fun part 😈

    • @slumpgod1459
      @slumpgod1459 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Iss like a game of Russian roulette you're either able to negotiate or you'll be bleeding out from a fresh knife to the pancreas

    • @d3ltazer0judgement
      @d3ltazer0judgement 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Or chopped up inside a bag.
      r/guro users in a nutshell ( *DO NOT ENTER THIS SUBREDDIT, IF YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT THIS IS, SEARCH ON TH-cam, NOT IN REDDIT PLEASE. **_THIS PLACE IS THE GATE TO THE LUXURY LAYER OF HELL, WHERE THE SUFFERING AND EXTREME GORE OF LOVERS IS THE MOTIVATION OF A PERSONS BONER. THIS PLACE IS ONE OF THE REASONS WHY SATAN FEAR THE HUMAN._* )

    • @oliviawithers8496
      @oliviawithers8496 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I meannnnnn your not wrongs

  • @randomadventurer695
    @randomadventurer695 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1645

    Plot twist : the boyfriend is a yandere serial killer who plays it off as dumb luck with an innocent smile

    • @allycore472
      @allycore472 3 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      Or girlfriend-

    • @Exwhyy
      @Exwhyy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @TMSL Creator i love it

    • @morgue502
      @morgue502 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      b-bo beeeop?

    • @allycore472
      @allycore472 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@morgue502 skbeep boop. 🤨

    • @kaufox
      @kaufox 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@allycore472 bep bep bep bep boooop?🤨🤨🤨👊

  • @adill5160
    @adill5160 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1291

    This can only mean one thing, the series is over... damn

  • @ТнИя-б5ь
    @ТнИя-б5ь 3 ปีที่แล้ว +915

    This was the first series I’ve ever watched when I was new to the ASMR community and I’m proud of it

  • @gravelsalt7954
    @gravelsalt7954 3 ปีที่แล้ว +530

    "How'd you get your hands free?"
    Well, there's this thing called a *Pocket knife.*

    • @dolofonosesostrefis
      @dolofonosesostrefis 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      *Lies and deceit*

    • @memjoh6388
      @memjoh6388 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      misdirection

    • @thepieghost2660
      @thepieghost2660 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Hey pal welcome to The Tops casino

    • @Yonderrrr
      @Yonderrrr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@thepieghost2660 *what in the goddamn-?*

    • @thepieghost2660
      @thepieghost2660 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@Yonderrrr oh hey benny

  • @squidwardwardsquid1349
    @squidwardwardsquid1349 3 ปีที่แล้ว +138

    "Do you really care so little about your own safety?"
    Yes.

  • @sakura_xo7959
    @sakura_xo7959 3 ปีที่แล้ว +570

    Fake: what happened?!
    Me: oh pizza girl tried to kill me so I pulled a uno reverse on her-

    • @kurtdenaga9184
      @kurtdenaga9184 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Noice

    • @Vid_lurker
      @Vid_lurker 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      *places draw 4 card*

    • @friendlycowliam5790
      @friendlycowliam5790 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      After i saw this i have a uno reverse card with me

    • @L0v3s1ckPuppy
      @L0v3s1ckPuppy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      *wild card*

    • @ThatOneKate
      @ThatOneKate 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@Vid_lurker *places do X or draw 25 card*

  • @adrianlee9964
    @adrianlee9964 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1064

    This is epic, it's like when they rereleased Iron Man as a trilogy

    • @jokester5472
      @jokester5472 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Hi Adrian

    • @adrianlee9964
      @adrianlee9964 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@jokester5472 greetings

    • @forgotten7873
      @forgotten7873 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yes

    • @dixbeflopping1588
      @dixbeflopping1588 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yaaaaa

    • @carland2018
      @carland2018 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Damn we got the whole gang in this comment section @Adrian Lee
      @ROBERT THE ALL MIGHTY
      @DEPRAVED CREATURE
      @Lordheadass

  • @nicholasjohnston1970
    @nicholasjohnston1970 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2659

    Plot twist: listener is also a yandere

    • @JonDoe42069
      @JonDoe42069 3 ปีที่แล้ว +169

      Nicholas Cage: *You don't say.*

    • @DOOM_SLAYER_OFFICIAL
      @DOOM_SLAYER_OFFICIAL 3 ปีที่แล้ว +119

      Shrek and Donky: *MANIACLE LAUGHTER*

    • @noman2077
      @noman2077 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      i fit roll perfectly

    • @paperface1590
      @paperface1590 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      fuck how you know

    • @TheDeviousOnes972
      @TheDeviousOnes972 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Imagine how that relationship will work out

  • @nefceh2227
    @nefceh2227 3 ปีที่แล้ว +300

    Staying inside a house not needing to go outside or really work with a caring girlfriend? I'm down

    • @MaskOfLimbo
      @MaskOfLimbo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Bro, I always have my 3Ds with me and some games to finish. I be gucci if I can have food along the ride.

    • @memjoh6388
      @memjoh6388 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      introverts dream

    • @Your_mothers_shy_lgs
      @Your_mothers_shy_lgs 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Same.

    • @ajsgodlike310
      @ajsgodlike310 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Same

    • @spencertheloser
      @spencertheloser 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same

  • @megamace2
    @megamace2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +314

    If someone goes through the effort of kidnapping me in order to date me, I wont complain. They also knew how I decorate and what my preferred pizza is; that's something I can admire

    • @cjn5050
      @cjn5050 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      so you like pineapple on pizza?

    • @itsumikoroko
      @itsumikoroko 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Yanderes are the perfect partner!
      You mean to tell my forever alone self that you went through all that effort just to ask me out and thought I would say /no/ to you? Maybe you do need to be checked, because something must've hit you wrong to think that!

    • @megamace2
      @megamace2 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@itsumikoroko I forgot this video exists, thank you for commenting on my 10 month-old comment so I can listen to this again

    • @itsumikoroko
      @itsumikoroko 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@megamace2 No problem

    • @videogamemaster2869
      @videogamemaster2869 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@itsumikoroko EXACTLY! I MEAN HELL, WHO WOULDN’T LIKE THEM IN REAL LIFE

  • @kutkuknight
    @kutkuknight 3 ปีที่แล้ว +479

    The epic saga of “I love you for not judging me for being into this, thank you so much and don’t worry I will talk to my therapist about it eventually but until then please keep them coming because they make me feel good”

    • @andexibro1151
      @andexibro1151 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Damn

    • @LauklynGorena
      @LauklynGorena 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That’s rough buddy
      Zuko from avatar the last airbender

    • @Yanxve
      @Yanxve ปีที่แล้ว

      Bro really TLDR'd 70% of all ASMRs

  • @funnyvalentine2600
    @funnyvalentine2600 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3106

    I've been kidnapped so many times
    I don't really mind it anymore
    Just give me a sandwich and I'll be all set

    • @dr.slavender
      @dr.slavender 3 ปีที่แล้ว +280

      This shit is a normal Tuesday

    • @nacapac
      @nacapac 3 ปีที่แล้ว +240

      U get kidnapped so much times that u know how to get out of the ropes and just go to the fridge for a snack

    • @dr.slavender
      @dr.slavender 3 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      @@nacapac yepperoni

    • @bobjimmy6435
      @bobjimmy6435 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      @@nacapac at this point i just work out

    • @todorokisfavouriteobject9109
      @todorokisfavouriteobject9109 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      It’s a normal Tuesday for me

  • @potatohildy
    @potatohildy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +501

    “How can you still like me”
    I am a very lonely person

    • @alexas-1314
      @alexas-1314 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Yes

    • @Vid_lurker
      @Vid_lurker 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      That hurts a little

    • @SuperGamerGuineaPig
      @SuperGamerGuineaPig 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      They don’t expect how far most of us are in loneliness

    • @FlamingSolo
      @FlamingSolo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      You ain't the only one ;-;

    • @autistic_dude
      @autistic_dude 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Same

  • @diotheworld973
    @diotheworld973 3 ปีที่แล้ว +264

    When The MainCharacter Defys the Scripts

    • @LotteLattes
      @LotteLattes 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      So literally jotaro when you beat you?

    • @candlestone5397
      @candlestone5397 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      At least its not Old Man Henderson.

    • @alastordeer3355
      @alastordeer3355 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hey Dio

    • @swagmaster5103
      @swagmaster5103 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@LotteLattes ah yes the floor is made of floor :D

  • @GhostyGames.
    @GhostyGames. ปีที่แล้ว +43

    The writing is SO good, who knew that the listener could out-yandere the yandere herself

  • @itsyagirlrel
    @itsyagirlrel 3 ปีที่แล้ว +818

    Her: "Its gonna be perfect, just like you"
    Me: *Quietly sits down eating my blueberry muffin wrapper* "You said what-?" 🤠

    • @thosnave6440
      @thosnave6440 3 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      Wrapper... You eat the wrapper

    • @_cabbage_5396
      @_cabbage_5396 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Wait you not post to eat the wrapper

    • @arsonthepan4802
      @arsonthepan4802 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Why the hell are you eating the wrapper you goat

    • @itsyagirlrel
      @itsyagirlrel 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      @@arsonthepan4802 it tastes nice tho 😭

    • @_cabbage_5396
      @_cabbage_5396 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      @@arsonthepan4802 there still some muffin on the wrapper and I'm am not wasting

  • @gastly777
    @gastly777 3 ปีที่แล้ว +607

    It feels weird not hearing you at the end of an audio. Get well soon, Fake.

  • @UltraMira319
    @UltraMira319 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    "You don't break in if you don't break anything to get in."
    I love your unique sense of humor

  • @96whatsup
    @96whatsup 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    Forgive me if I repeat myself, but this is seriously one of the best yandere asmr thingies I've ever heard. Calm and collected MC that isn't afraid to dirty his hands. A brilliant twist in a sea of yandere thingies.

  • @finalfantasy50
    @finalfantasy50 3 ปีที่แล้ว +183

    this is the comic strip where yandere girl tries to creepily invade a guys life but he accepts it instantly, getting her own key to his apartment but he was planning on giving her a key already and then "forcing" him to get her pregnant only for him to cry in joy when they are at the hospital with his child in her arms

    • @joshuastoute8762
      @joshuastoute8762 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      What is the name of said comic?

    • @xenon5
      @xenon5 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Sauce?

    • @theoceanbuilderproduction8819
      @theoceanbuilderproduction8819 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Oh I saw that in TH-cam dub it was funny, but wish they made a series.... even though it be short but series non the less

    • @dianacarrasco2511
      @dianacarrasco2511 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@theoceanbuilderproduction8819 do u know the name ?

    • @thedarkfox4517
      @thedarkfox4517 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      WHERE'S THE LAMB SAUCE??????!

  • @GimmeDaBacon
    @GimmeDaBacon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +569

    Her: WHY DIDNT YOU CALL THE COPS WERENT YOU WORRIED ABOUT YOUR SAFETY?!
    Me: nah my life is pretty boring it could use something exciting that’s why I wanted to see where this would go would I be murdered, kidnapped etc etc

    • @SombrLou
      @SombrLou 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Holy shit that’s exactly how I feel about my life. I couldn’t add anything to what you said

    • @The_Musical_Zoid
      @The_Musical_Zoid 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      This is worryingly relatable

    • @charreos4817
      @charreos4817 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      kinda scary that you summed up my life

    • @mizu_official
      @mizu_official 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      This is oddly relatable

    • @cephalonplant4087
      @cephalonplant4087 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Sounds like yall want some more lockdowns in your lives to he more exciting xD careful what you wish for the monkes paw is always a hand reach away

  • @kai_lopez9855
    @kai_lopez9855 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    "It's not breaking in if you didn't break anything to get in."
    No no she has a point

  • @alfiikae1232
    @alfiikae1232 3 ปีที่แล้ว +153

    "Do you care about your safety?" Honey, I need more than a sprinkle of thrill in my life.

  • @Valkyrie0512
    @Valkyrie0512 3 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    That's the thing. Yanderes are the only ones that 1, know exactly what you like and 2, are faithful to the end.

  • @haze2770
    @haze2770 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Do you love me
    "Of course I love you"
    Would you hurt me
    "Never ever. I'd cry"
    Requirements fulfilled I'm yours.
    What an absolute lad. Oddly realistic.

  • @bobbyavitia
    @bobbyavitia 3 ปีที่แล้ว +171

    Part 4: Had us in the first half not gonna lie.

    • @alexas-1314
      @alexas-1314 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I got that reference

    • @astralbaby6962
      @astralbaby6962 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Is that a Jojo Refrence?

  • @AWater_Bottle
    @AWater_Bottle 3 ปีที่แล้ว +164

    "You're the first person I've ever liked" Woah that's kinda sad.

    • @tjltl
      @tjltl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      you’re the first person they liked, it’s not their fault their standards are so low

    • @overcaffeinated.coffee2703
      @overcaffeinated.coffee2703 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Bro same

    • @yokeru5738
      @yokeru5738 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@tjltl didnt have the kill the guy ;-;

    • @joehanks4027
      @joehanks4027 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes, yes it is

    • @andy_m.b.5291
      @andy_m.b.5291 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@tjltl Damn...

  • @sunnykoi8283
    @sunnykoi8283 3 ปีที่แล้ว +125

    The fact that WE COOL WITH IT IS AMAZING

    • @maincaller5102
      @maincaller5102 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Its one of the only ones I've heard that has the listener being ok with it

    • @RWR_0598
      @RWR_0598 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      aye fellow masicist

  • @inkysaur
    @inkysaur 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    nobody has mentioned how the story basically turns into yandere for a yandere and how she basically pulls a velma to figure this whole situation out.

  • @supernovavoidking6169
    @supernovavoidking6169 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    "but that, that's impossible we've barely even spoken before"
    and yet you like Voidking, VOIDKING ACCEPTS YOUR FEELINGS as long as Voidking gets to cuddle

  • @toadsagejacob7896
    @toadsagejacob7896 3 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    I randomly stumble upon this, hit Part 4, and I'm like "Damn, kidnapped twice in the span of 4 parts."

  • @noble430
    @noble430 3 ปีที่แล้ว +91

    Sad that it’s ended but pog that it was here!

  • @drakewyvern3182
    @drakewyvern3182 3 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    Waking up and being restrained while someone who is extremely infatuated with you confessing their feelings... me: 'clears throat' go on...

  • @Deathray5005
    @Deathray5005 3 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    fake: "I guess you were right to be suspicious."
    *i am going insane i can only see among us*

  • @Algoth_Igneous
    @Algoth_Igneous 3 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    I love how the Yandere is a nervous, adorkable mess on top of "I'd kill you for being in the same lifetime as my man"

  • @Go-Jo-tx6dr
    @Go-Jo-tx6dr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +257

    I have this question, what if a yandere kidnaps an another yandere ?? Will the kidnapped yandere try to escape or stay with the kidnapper ?

    • @imafuckingsimpthatsall2629
      @imafuckingsimpthatsall2629 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Depends if the kidnaped yandere, A. already has someone they love and what to be with, B. is in love with you already, C. just dosent like you at all, D. dosent care and dosent have anyone at all, also why are you here unless, my thoughts are correct...

    • @seoheekim7165
      @seoheekim7165 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Jesus knows everything doesn't he?

    • @donnycorn3086
      @donnycorn3086 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Holy Jesus
      That's a great idea!

    • @Glitch-Phases
      @Glitch-Phases 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      “DEAR LORD BABY JESUS!”
      -Ricky Bobby

    • @sophisticatedsheep8178
      @sophisticatedsheep8178 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      They would have kidnapped the kidnapper

  • @thesilentdeath3263
    @thesilentdeath3263 3 ปีที่แล้ว +162

    Imagine kidnapping someone and they just don't give a f**k 🤣🤣

    • @alexas-1314
      @alexas-1314 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Little story: two years ago i got "kidnapt" by my friends and the only thing that was in my mind was:"im going to die, or im going to lose an organ" the only thing i say was "fuck you" (in spanish).
      Ahhh
      Good memories

    • @ncs4637
      @ncs4637 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@alexas-1314 Damn

    • @gavinignacio464
      @gavinignacio464 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Let me play games on my phone and I’m happy

    • @hallsrelief2791
      @hallsrelief2791 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@alexas-1314 details? And why

    • @jacksonalex9190
      @jacksonalex9190 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I actually play like I don't care I fine with it?

  • @Noobassassin98
    @Noobassassin98 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    I never realized how much I like this attention

  • @earian9360
    @earian9360 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    The way she calls me darling is perfect... I could die happy

  • @ChrisTheNonesense
    @ChrisTheNonesense 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    This is hands down the best yandere audio rp i ever listened to

  • @crms0n718
    @crms0n718 3 ปีที่แล้ว +141

    Ok- this is 100% me in a yandere situation 😂😂

    • @DOOM_SLAYER_OFFICIAL
      @DOOM_SLAYER_OFFICIAL 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Same bro

    • @dillonhonore3579
      @dillonhonore3579 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      I'm more of a "aggressively cuddle the crazy lady into submission" kinda guy tbh

    • @imperialguardsman8088
      @imperialguardsman8088 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@dillonhonore3579 that might actually be the most sound strategy to getting yourself out of that situation

    • @dillonhonore3579
      @dillonhonore3579 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@imperialguardsman8088 who said i wanted out? That's just my brand of affection

    • @Vid_lurker
      @Vid_lurker 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@dillonhonore3579 nice

  • @nyxcoser6948
    @nyxcoser6948 3 ปีที่แล้ว +148

    "Do you care about your safety?" Nah, I want to run away from everything so I'm actually quite thankful... Just let me watch anime and play games then I'll stay forever..
    BTW I'm your problem now so good luck with me

    • @dillonhonore3579
      @dillonhonore3579 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Me: "Lord help you if I'm in an agressive cuddle kinda mood"

    • @erichshawn
      @erichshawn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      My man

    • @sitifazlinfasha3624
      @sitifazlinfasha3624 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      HAHAHAHAHA

    • @dolofonosesostrefis
      @dolofonosesostrefis 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      One of my favourite sayings ever is: "You saved me, now I'm your problem. God wanted me dead, now you get to find out why."

    • @xXRuler_of_AtlantisXx
      @xXRuler_of_AtlantisXx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same, bro.

  • @usagipoutine
    @usagipoutine 3 ปีที่แล้ว +172

    I am the too calm type of person.
    I could get hit by a bus and just continue my way to school.

    • @redrouter8766
      @redrouter8766 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      damn

    • @despacito_spajder953
      @despacito_spajder953 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      *gets hit by bus*
      "prick"
      *bus driver`s jaw drops*

    • @MudZeePlayGamer
      @MudZeePlayGamer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      *gets hit by bus on a highway*
      "Tis but a scratch"

    • @xvx_k1r1t0_xvxkillme2
      @xvx_k1r1t0_xvxkillme2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Back in middle school people would wack me with textbooks because I would ignore it. At best they'd get a "ow" which was my response when I noticed it :)

    • @alexas-1314
      @alexas-1314 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I once crash into a bus when skate bording

  • @Yuki_Ika7
    @Yuki_Ika7 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    that was actually pretty wholesome (in a fucked up way), i love it! i would have asked the first kidnapper who our character loves if we could stop back to my old apartment so i can get some of my old stuff so i can move in to her place (mainly just my stuffed animals and knife collection if she would be ok with me bringing the knifes)

  • @ri0t406
    @ri0t406 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    "Do you care so little of your safety?"
    Girl I stopped going to my therapist so HE doesn't need a therapist.

  • @mysticaljack385
    @mysticaljack385 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    "I have a couple of consoles"
    Me: what are waiting, Just Marry me already

  • @mariolis
    @mariolis 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    This series is what brought me to your channel and made me subscribe...
    after part one came out there was a rise in yandere x willing asmrs in other channels too... a market completely barren before this... while 99% of the audience that watches yandere content would ACTUALLY BE WILLING
    every other ASMR at the time had the listener resisting... which is complete immersion breaking

  • @Cbabilon675
    @Cbabilon675 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I absolutely love this story! The Twist at the end was perfect. I could see this as like a short movie, or even maybe a miniseries. Or better yet, an anime.

  • @animefangirl3700
    @animefangirl3700 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Damn wish, I could just have taken control of this audio, so I could do random hugs and cuddles whenever I sense her insecurity, awkwardness, and just when I feel like it, which would be most of the time.

  • @robertbusselmaier
    @robertbusselmaier ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Honestly, the Yandere archetype is really fascinating because behind the selfish and violent obsession lies someone who probably has abandonment issues and just needs to know they won’t be left alone again.

  • @_cabbage_5396
    @_cabbage_5396 3 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    Pizza girl: why you close the door on me
    Me: your touching somthing that doesn't belong to you
    Pizza girl: I just want a autograph...
    Me: yeah a AuToGRrApH nice try she taken

  • @Esomres
    @Esomres 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    "Do you really care that little about your safety"
    Well being that my morning walk ends me up 3 states over, ye.

    • @grodygibsonlcd8038
      @grodygibsonlcd8038 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      IF I WOULD WALK FIVE HUNDRED MILES, THEN I WOULD WALK FIVE HUUUNDREED *MOORE!*

    • @combativeThinker
      @combativeThinker ปีที่แล้ว

      That’s just a walkabout, mate.

  • @smallboi4522
    @smallboi4522 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    I’ve loved this series with a fiery passion 💕

  • @Karpmaster-bj6bq
    @Karpmaster-bj6bq 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    "If I don't see you, I might as well be holding a pillow and imagining it was you."
    Damn, really had to call me out like that 🤣

  • @dilly2016
    @dilly2016 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    I'm just listening to this at my desk while doing homework and answering her questions like I'm in a business meeting

  • @blakeverdon4492
    @blakeverdon4492 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I love how this turned out! You don't often see many series in the same vein as Stalker X Stalker

  • @daisukiliebe3189
    @daisukiliebe3189 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    The story about her parents is quite sad and looks like it's not just the property she inherited.

  • @forgottendepths2935
    @forgottendepths2935 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    This is truly glorious! But also kinda sad because I hoped for more.... yet I am still satisfied.

    • @Vid_lurker
      @Vid_lurker 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Just like the Left4Dead, seares only has two games, but thare just so good that I wish thare where more but im satisfied.

  • @yeetthemod176
    @yeetthemod176 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    This is so adorable, I never thought I would find anything like this lmao

  • @what-is-snappening9567
    @what-is-snappening9567 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    Listener isn't a yandere, they're a love deprived apathetic.

  • @joshuas.newsome1139
    @joshuas.newsome1139 3 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    I have been using picrew long enough to reconise most of the thumbnails

  • @despacito_spajder953
    @despacito_spajder953 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    "its beyond a decade of insanity whatever happens happens, not even phased lol" - Me

  • @alpaga4396
    @alpaga4396 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    This series is genius. change my mind

  • @KittyTM
    @KittyTM 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    This has to be one of the best role plays ive ever heard of

  • @MarshmallowChibi
    @MarshmallowChibi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Her:”Think of it as a vacation from your life”
    Me: *its free real estate*

  • @JP-pl6xh
    @JP-pl6xh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    The title is a whole mood

  • @greybigfoot1722
    @greybigfoot1722 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    The first in this series was the first video of yours I watched. Back when they had very few subscribers. And now they’ve come very far, it’s nice to see.

  • @elireyalvarado8121
    @elireyalvarado8121 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    The forum is literally a "How to" on Stockholm Syndrome
    This actually helped me out a lot with my writers block ironically enough

  • @mastadonking3816
    @mastadonking3816 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Yandere: I already know what toppings you like on your pizza.
    Listener: Pineapple?
    Yandere: ....I've made a terrible mistake.

  • @GarrettCaldwell-Young-gk3lj
    @GarrettCaldwell-Young-gk3lj 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Possessive, charming, kind. Best three traits that a partner could have.

  • @fatithfulwarden3352
    @fatithfulwarden3352 3 ปีที่แล้ว +103

    She can kidnap me as long as she brings my Xbox too if she does that I’m never leaving ever

    • @KrygerWolf
      @KrygerWolf 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Facts

    • @Vid_lurker
      @Vid_lurker 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      "The power of gaming is strong with this one, we will wach your gameing career with great interest."

    • @Snowfall_775
      @Snowfall_775 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Same but PS4

    • @erichshawn
      @erichshawn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I have never seen a more swag comment, props to you

    • @johnhowe1501
      @johnhowe1501 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same but my guitar and you have to promise to take me to guitar center once a month

  • @closingthisaccount237
    @closingthisaccount237 3 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    You have won the favor of God, good job young one.

    • @grodygibsonlcd8038
      @grodygibsonlcd8038 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hell yeah even God himself agrees with this-

    • @totallytherealbasil
      @totallytherealbasil 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      God, can you release a new patch for the earth, the one where you remove politics. It'd be real fun.

  • @bababoy5432
    @bababoy5432 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    The voice is wonderful
    I LOVE IT

  • @modo808
    @modo808 3 ปีที่แล้ว +89

    Horror fact: when I drag my depressed ass onto my bed and put in my AirPods and listen to asmr I actually cry because of how depressed my I am

    • @benjamingabriel6451
      @benjamingabriel6451 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      U need a hug man?

    • @modo808
      @modo808 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@benjamingabriel6451 that would be nice

    • @benjamingabriel6451
      @benjamingabriel6451 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Sadly I nowhere near you but dude look you need some one talk to just comment here.

    • @adeeta5701
      @adeeta5701 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      f my guy

    • @modo808
      @modo808 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@benjamingabriel6451 thx I will try

  • @nicolasramos3265
    @nicolasramos3265 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The absolute best yandere asmr ever because y’know it just hits different.

    • @nicolasramos3265
      @nicolasramos3265 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      also i think an actual epilogue would be nice, because i just dont feel right with this ending now it’s too good.

  • @SuperChristopher-ll8bd
    @SuperChristopher-ll8bd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +209

    Part 1
    Me: Sleeps in chair.
    Fake: "Come on wake up." Shacks me lightly.
    Me: "Go away mommy, I'm to tired." Opens eyes to see Fake. "Oh, hi."
    Fake: "Oh good, If you were out any longer that could have been bad. Like brain damage bad."
    Me: "So where are we."
    Fake: "I can't tell you."
    Me: "we're in a basement right."
    Fake: "I mean yeah it's a basement, but I can't tell you where."
    Me: "Cool, Cool," looks down. "And I'm tied to a chair."
    Fake: "Yeah it's not ideal for a first date but it'll be fine. You just sit there and be your perfect self and we can talk."
    Me: "So I've been kidnapped."
    Fake: "Kidnapped is a harsh word. Think of it as a vacation from your life where you can just stay here and let me love you."
    Me: "Love me?"
    Fake: "Why of course I love you, why else would I do all this."
    Me: "to hurt me?"
    Fake: "Hurt you. I could never hurt you. Sorry if you're into that but the thought of you getting hurt makes me want to cry, and kill. Yes I did this but what was I supposed to do ask you out. It's not like you would have said yes."
    Me: "Of course I would have."
    Fake: "Wait you.. Wait this is that thing were you pretend to love me."
    Me: "no it's not. In fact I knew you were fallowing me. I thought It was cute."
    Fake: "but what if I actually plained to hurt you."
    Me: "Welp then I guess that was what would have happened."
    Fake: "Dang it I messed everything up. Well even if you don't like me anymore it doesn't matter."
    Me: "But I still like you."
    Fake: "Welp my whole plan just went down the drain."
    Me: "Can you untie me."
    Fake: "Oh sure." Unties me. "I'm sorry were the ropes to tight."
    Me: "no it's fine." Gets up. Falls into Fakes arms.
    Fake: Catches me "Wow be careful. Your legs must be tired."
    Me: "I'm gonna stay here." Nuzzles into Fakes neck.
    Fake: "Yeah that's ok you ju..." Is cut off by a kiss.
    Me: pulls away from the kiss and nuzzles back into Fake's neck. "Mine."

  • @officerhoovy3445
    @officerhoovy3445 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    "Loyalty and kindness before anything"

  • @astrum_remi
    @astrum_remi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I listened to the whole series yesterday, and I wake up to this. 👍 Nice

  • @Greenstiker8975
    @Greenstiker8975 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    so yandereness runs in the family

  • @lreismann9180
    @lreismann9180 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    I actually almost fell in love with this girl

  • @3personal5me8
    @3personal5me8 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I absolutely love your voice. It's so unique and different

  • @j_blayz2027
    @j_blayz2027 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    I'm honestly fine with an yandere being overprotective with me.

  • @summertime1287
    @summertime1287 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Her: “sit there being your perfect self”
    Me: have you seen my grade- 💀🔫

  • @yurimisaki288
    @yurimisaki288 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "You left the spare key under your mat so"
    Yea, because that's the key to your heart
    (DAYUM WHY DID I THINK OF THAT-)

  • @chuchupow
    @chuchupow 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Aside from the fact that she didn't get the house exorcised after the death of her parents, this is a really good deal. Free house, food, videogames, and she's a writer. I can brag to everyone at bookclub, this is amazing 🥰

  • @rubynall80
    @rubynall80 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Thanks for putting this entire series in one video.

  • @thiagodutra7474
    @thiagodutra7474 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    This is so far the best Yandere ASMR i've heard. I loved It.

  • @marki9511
    @marki9511 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    this is actually just what i wanted. like Id be so up for it if i got kidnapped by Yandere

  • @Sleepingwithjeanson
    @Sleepingwithjeanson 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    This asmr is so interesting. Crossing out the romance, I want to go over the entire ganders thing. The way that she could be a psychopath (probably), and as she said, “My dad was gonna leave so my mom killed him then killed herself”, psychopathy can run in the family, though, it is rare. So, I liked her script. But the thing that I like the most is how in part 4(final) she added another one. She was obsessed with the person who was obsessed with you, and this makes the listener feel a feeling of confusion, yet guilt. Because this was all shown right after you go through all how she was feeling, it’s so neatly done! I love the script, I give her a well done on this :) it is a year late but let’s just pretend otherwise
    I do adore the idea, and the whole series ? Amazing. I give her a round of applause , great writing !
    Though, there are SOME parts that aren’t that realistic, but meh, it’s an asmr right?
    The thing with the other yandere; It gives you the “I wonder if I make other people feel the feelings I feel” in another perspective. It’s so cool
    Anyway, yeah , I like the yandere thing because it links with psychology.
    Also because i think it’s cool, whenever I listen to it usually as a focus on the script, unlike others, I’m usually just gay panicking

  • @partypinguin4348
    @partypinguin4348 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    This legitimately got my heart racing I think I found a new favorite asmr/ asmr creator 😁