I love 1:38 Orlandos laughter is just adorable with the Way he’s kinda chuckling and also it’s so cute that Johnny starts laughing and then snorts so adorable
"All that's left is to climb aboard the Davy Jones crocodile machine or whatever its called!" "What's the bloody thing called?" "The flying what?" "Dutchman!" 🤣🤣🤣
@@thatonerotom8999 yeah, he actually fell and they almost did a retake. The thing that kept it going was when he continued his bit. I just wish we could've seen what it looked like on the other side of the guardrail
"Now all that's left is to climb aboard the Davy Jones Crocodile Machine, or whatever it's called. What's the bloody thing called" ~Captain Jack Sparrow As if that isn't funny enough, watch Pintel's reaction to that little gem.
1) "All there's left to do, is to climb aboard Davy Jones' Crocodile Machine and save you bonny lass, eh?" ................................. "You knew this." 1.32, "I did not!" 2) "Kill him!" XD... Oh man, watching these makes me want to become an actor to be that goofy
0:59 Governor Swann: The charge is conspiring to set free a man convicted of..... I can't read my own writing. Me: So the charge is conspiring to not being able to read his own writing?
"The charge is conspiring to set free a man legally, lawfully- I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm just confused cause I don't know which version we're doing. Shall I say it? Or Jonathan-?" "That's my line dear." "Sorry."
Top 3 best ships in the Pirates of the Caribbean movies: 3) Queen Anne’s Revenge 2) Black Pearl 1) *Davy Jones Crocodile Machine Or Whatever It’s Called*
1:27 gets me every time!
"You knew this!" "I did not!" *bad poker face*
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Like me!
1:31
*WILL:* You knew this.
*JACK (sounding like a scolding father):* I did _not!_ _(immediately starts corpsing)_
@@lancecurry7538Johnny: "A little over the top, maybe."
Orlando: "Maybe."
1:40 - _(Cut to next scene...)_
*BECKETT:* The East India Trading Company has need of your services.
The Davy Jones Crocodile Machine
Flying what? Dutchman! 🤣🤣🤣
Band name idea.
Cracks me up every time
🤣🤣🤣🤣
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"i can't read my own writing" Omg xD
Happens to me quite often.
And that terrible attempt at a poker face 🤣🤣🤣
We've all been there XD
Me:
@@lonelywolffen9641 "crimes"
"Crimes! Yes, thank you very much."
"I shall help you find the compass. If you'll do strange things to my dog." LOL
"His name is Tim."
@@Ben-Jamin673 Tim...Burton???
I love how when Johnny Depp makes a mistake, he stays on character. You can hear it on the voice and accent.
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Johnny Depp is just the best actor ever.
agreed
HELL YEAH
Unmatched charm, that man has.
Can we all just appreciate that Norrington thanks Jack for fixing his hair? And calls him "dear"?
I think Jack Davenport said “Depp”
He says "thanks Depp," not dear.
It actually could be dear, bc Gov Swann called Beckett dear in another clip. May just be an old school english thing
I heard "dude" or am I wrong 🤷♀️
He said "thanks depp"
orlandos laugh at 2:34 is adorable
"Help?"
1:18 Orlando and Lee Arenberg just tilt their heads at the same time when they heard "Davy Jones's Crocodile machine" LOL
"There's a female presence here sir.... all the men have felt her-- no they haven't"
HA
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brilliant 😂🤣
@@EEEEEEEE its a joke
2:38
2:35 that laugh is adorable
"Help?"
2:32 Orlando's laugh is the best
3:43 Keira's laugh 😍
wasnt keira like 17 when the first movie came out
1:10 Trying to use my notes to study for an exam
I can sadly relate to that hahaha
I love 1:38 Orlandos laughter is just adorable with the Way he’s kinda chuckling and also it’s so cute that Johnny starts laughing and then snorts so adorable
I love that he manages to stay in character. 0:47
2:44 "i shall help you to find the compass. if you do strange things to my doggy his name is tim"
XD
I just fell in love with Johny Depp again
I love the way Orlando Bloom laugh :D
2:38 this part had me laughing my ass off haha
"There's a female presence here, sir. All the men have felt her... no, they haven't!"
"...Kill Him."
XD Priceless!
3:24
1:28 his laugh is gorgeos 😍
he's the best actor everrr ❤
Are you part of the Johnny Depp Fandom too?!?!?😂
Amy Ram indeed 😀
The noise....and that "sorry" cracks me up every single time!
2:10
"All that's left is to climb aboard the Davy Jones crocodile machine or whatever its called!" "What's the bloody thing called?" "The flying what?" "Dutchman!" 🤣🤣🤣
The jar of dirt scene was filmed once, and it wasent scripted. There expressions were real
Yeah, Depp was just improvising at that moment 😂
@@harm3825 and it turned out to literally be one of the best lines in all potc!
So he really fell? That looked painful ngl
@@thatonerotom8999 legit
@@thatonerotom8999 yeah, he actually fell and they almost did a retake. The thing that kept it going was when he continued his bit. I just wish we could've seen what it looked like on the other side of the guardrail
2:12 I must've replayed about 50 times XD
_(creaking sound)_
"...sorry."
"Now all that's left is to climb aboard the Davy Jones Crocodile Machine, or whatever it's called. What's the bloody thing called" ~Captain Jack Sparrow
As if that isn't funny enough, watch Pintel's reaction to that little gem.
"Crocodile machine"
DOGE
+The Unicorn wan wan it is i the derpy doge
LazyPolarBear I haz a unicorn
+The Unicorn noice m8 unicorns are cool
LazyPolarBear yup just realized ur dawge profile pic haz crazy eyes 0.0
I would be screwing up the 3:07 scene as many times as possible. It looks like a lot of fun.
"AGAIN, AGAIN!"
I lost it at the 2:52 part. "HALLULAH HALLAH"
"There, I said it! I feel better for it."
If I was Keira Knightley, then I'd also screw up the kissing scene as many times as possible
Yeah, me too!! ❤ She is a smart girl!!!
If I was Orlando Bloom, then I'd also screw up the kissing scene as many times as possible
His dog Tim... as in Tim Burton?
I'm a fan of johnny
And then Tim makes a movie about Johnny's dog being run over...
"The charge...is conspiring to set free a man convicted of...(sighs)............
I can't read my own writing...
"Crimes" , Thank you very much!
1) "All there's left to do, is to climb aboard Davy Jones' Crocodile Machine and save you bonny lass, eh?"
.................................
"You knew this."
1.32, "I did not!"
2) "Kill him!"
XD... Oh man, watching these makes me want to become an actor to be that goofy
1:32
is Bill Nighy the only one who does all the lines correctly? Becase he's nowhere to be seen in potc 2 and potc 3 bloopers
Cuz he's perfect actor, in his presence director never had to say cut
Is it not incredible how Johnny keeps in character? Phenomenal.
He is NOT playing character he IS the character!
@@daviddavidsonn3578that much is true... 🤘
0:22 Oh, my God, he talks!
This film has easily the best gag reel of the whole series
Orlando’s face after he kissed Keira was like *”oh shit I wasn’t supposed to do that”* 😂😂
0:59
Governor Swann: The charge is conspiring to set free a man convicted of..... I can't read my own writing.
Me: So the charge is conspiring to not being able to read his own writing?
"Marvelous. Crimes! Thank you very much!"
1:17!!! Crocodile machine 😂 i did not!!! 😂
also, 2:45 and 2:52
1:04 We've all been there XD
"The charge is conspiring to set free a man legally, lawfully- I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm just confused cause I don't know which version we're doing. Shall I say it? Or Jonathan-?"
"That's my line dear."
"Sorry."
1:56
"Are you certain?"
*croak*
"Sorry."
I laughed so hard at that!
1:32 hahaha
"I did not!"
Around 3:42 i wonder what Bloom was thinking?
Butlermagic95 He was thinking a lot of things. Hahaha!
MercedesKawasaki Haha.
2:25
“I’m stuck…” 😅
Leo got Oscar. Your turn Johnny.
De Oggo johnny don't need no rigged Oscar to make him seem like a better actor, he's perfect already
When Johnny Depp just stays in character even if he made a mistake AHAHHAHAHAHA
I cannot unsee Becket skipping and whistling like a schoolboy.
"Theres no one there" hahaha
1:47
Some kid: "heY ThAt's FrOM ForTnItE!"
Me: 3:26
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Orlando Bloom's laugh at 2:34...priceless.
Orlando Bloom has the girliest laugh 2:34
So cute Johnny Depp
Can't wait for the new one in 2017
Johnny must be amazing to work with!
To be a fly on the wall when they were filming this! Great movie!
"Crocodile maschine."😂😂😂😂😂😂
1:16 Jack and will both scenes. Lol
The cast is full of fun❤
this is the kind of content i need after finishing the third movie
Ahh, that's what I like to call Dutchman Depression.
Orlando Bloom has the girliest laugh ever
So?! Its cute 😳💓💜
+Carella You are interested in a man, right?
Aw, it sounds like they had a whale of a time filming this! :)
"The charge is conspiring to set free a man convicted of... I can't read my own writing!" 🤣🤣🤣
laughed hard always love JD no matter what.
These still crack me up
An emotional scene and then... "I'm stuck" 😂
These are my favorite PotC-bloopers :)
3:40 for that first second how Keira just succumbs to the kiss... and then remembers there are people around watching.
Tia, watch your step!
OMG JOHNNY YOUR HAIR'S STUCK!!!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
1:13 Me At School Wen I'm Trying To Tell a story I wrote
Brianna Sketch true
3:06 YOU'RE NOT IN THE TELLYTUBBIES MATE!!!!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
1:16 the day jones crocodile machine lol
I LOVE it :DD
thanks for uploading!
0:37 Can someone tell me what's Johnny Depp saying, pwease? I'm learning English but he speaks too fast for me xD Thank you ~
"Yes to the first, and yes to the second, but only so far as we keep to the-(mess up) I'm just going to start the take again, shall I?"
+Anna Pomerantz Thank you !!
Good idea!
Love how they all call each dear 😂
Keira's euuyagghh made me laugh!
I just love seeing Johnny never leave character
Well? Did anyone yet do strange things to his dog, Tim?
1:00 best one ever
2:13 I've never heard a human make that noise before. He sounds like a tractor.
i don't think that was him,sounded more like a machine they were using in the background or something
3:12 There has been an awakening.... Have you felt it
"Ha-hah!"
"Sorry!"
Let's be real here, we know you're here for Davy Jones' Crocodile Machine.
Love this!
0:23 😂😂im laugh that coughing lol😅😅
How are movies ever made when it's so hilarious to make them??!
like I said before IF YOU'VE DISLIKED THIS VIDEO WHY ARE YOU EVEN WATCHING IT
The films were fantastic, but it's a missed opportunity not using the crocodile machine.
Top 3 best ships in the Pirates of the Caribbean movies:
3) Queen Anne’s Revenge
2) Black Pearl
1) *Davy Jones Crocodile Machine Or Whatever It’s Called*
Amazing
Is it me or is Johnny Depp just so amazing
1:17 DUDE IM CRYING 😭
Love how british we all are, just calling everyone dear. I love it. 😂😂
crocodile machine😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
So funny I can't stop laughing
You have to wonder if Johnny was really just acting, or whether he wasn't entirely sober through some of these scenes.
Oh yea definitely drunk at least, the crew pranked him in stranger tides I think, he drank straight vodka and couldn't talk lmao
2:12 - LOL
great times...
Is naomi harris doing the accent ?? And are there any other bloopers of tia dalma ?
Where can I get a Mr Cotton's parrot