@@travismusser7409 He also did this on ATC when they were playing poker. I don't remember if he actually called him, but I do remember Bill's face when he told him he was fucking his kids up haha
It caught me off guard and I was trying my hardest to be 100% silent because my 4 year old was still sleeping (every minute after the sun comes up is sacred) but the LOL was unstoppable... Then trying to explain "what's so funny mommy?" , only led to demands to look up "actual" funny videos which can only be minecraft or among us related. So this comment I genuinely appreciated 😂
the biggest "lie" my dad ever told me as a kid was that he was "the smartest person in the world" and i truly believed him because he would always help me with my homework and what not. it wasn't until i took algebra and he couldn't help me anymore that i realized he wasn't lol
Yes! First episode of 2021! Commenting early but hope Christina gets to talk on this one! I love Bert, such a sweet guy! Wishing everyone a happy and safe 2021. We love you YMH crew!
A quick reply about the Santa illusion, we’re raising our daughter with the understanding that Santa is pretend but the presents are real. Essentially it’s something we get to pretend together and we don’t have to lie about it. Just because we’re being honest about it doesn’t mean we all don’t get to pretend together.
@@MmmmGoodBoy cool thanks for sharing that! I'm checking out the Mark Normand episode. It's nice departure from the anxiety-inducing covid talk and political mayhem that I've subjected myself to lately. As I was peeing tonight and feeling anxious, I thought, "Ok, I need an escape from the world ending. But what?"
Another great one! Love these guys relationship with each other, they seem like really true friends couple and loved to hear Bert parenting experiences
My mom tried to make me and my siblings childhoods perfect, because her childhood was less than desirable. She lied through her teeth, while we were a "Christian" household. She had good intentions, but the day I learned she could and was lying to us was a shift in our relationship. She tried to hold on to the magic as long as she could, too long, while still preaching not lying and all that. She was doing all of this stuff for her. And as an adult I'm not upset by that. But I would never, ever lie to my kids the way she did to us. Use good judgment and timing, but don't rewrite the book of your life to make yourself the hero when you've been through it. I wish I had known some of her struggle stories from childhood before I turned 30. Would have made my confusing/difficult times in my 20s make more sense. My dad was honest, with hesitation, and I like him better for it. I'll say it.
This was a good episode. I feel like Bert is kind of in a good place and that's nice to see? As weird as that is to say about someone I've never met on a comedy podcast
ok I cried twice during this podcast! once when bert talked about ruining christmas for his kids and then again when christina said dry pussy soup lmao! laughed and cried!
I think it's easier to be combative with your spouse because Anger is a hard emotion to process. For people who have trouble processing anger having someone to release that energy towards that understands where it's coming from can be really helpful.
As a giant history nerd, listening to Bert’s sparsely accurate interpretation of history is extremely frustrating but also hilarious.
History nerd? PFFFT FUCKING JOKE U DONT KNOW FUCK ALL BOUT HISTORY
Bert and Christina energy is the best start to 2021.
100%
Bert doing the Santa call warmed my heart. Bert would be the best and worst dad. He definitely would of did better with a son
Welcome to Drunk History with your host Burnt Chrysler. In today's epsiode: The Pacific Ocean theater.
Next episode Burnt reminds us of the REAL reason for the season, Jesus' brother.
*Seriously though, how the hell has he not been on that show yet???*
I love this comment.
@@susie7336 💛
"We were just as bad as they were"
Please next year for Merch do an ugly Christmas sweater that says Santa is Jesus's brother.
I’d buy that in February, idc what month it comes out.
@@kman9884 very true ✊👖
But put them both in jeans
The picture of Tom and Christina in jeans but Jesus and Santa in jeans.
Sounds like the kinda sweater to wear in May
Burt really brought me to tears talking about the joys of being a father. That warms my heart
Awww watching bart cry about telling his kids santa isn't real was so adorable. What a sweet pudding pie.
Bert calling Pete was surprisingly wholesome
Second time he's done it tho. He called him on two bears w Tom weeks ago
@@travismusser7409 generally that repetition of empathy is a positive thing, you’re saying it’s not?
Uuuhhhh that’s was Santa
@@travismusser7409 He also did this on ATC when they were playing poker. I don't remember if he actually called him, but I do remember Bill's face when he told him he was fucking his kids up haha
@@blakewest7619 these fools got no idea huh
I laughed so hard when Christine apologized to Brent for interrupting him
It caught me off guard and I was trying my hardest to be 100% silent because my 4 year old was still sleeping (every minute after the sun comes up is sacred) but the LOL was unstoppable... Then trying to explain "what's so funny mommy?" , only led to demands to look up "actual" funny videos which can only be minecraft or among us related.
So this comment I genuinely appreciated 😂
Fuck Bart lol. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I laughed so hard at how unoriginal your humor is
@@DNYGdj you're one of those bitter haters who is made they're unsuccessful in life. It's steaming off of you.
@@DNYGdj thanks pal! I hope this helped you through your day.
Look at Christina validating Bert. You can tell he needs that.
the biggest "lie" my dad ever told me as a kid was that he was "the smartest person in the world" and i truly believed him because he would always help me with my homework and what not. it wasn't until i took algebra and he couldn't help me anymore that i realized he wasn't lol
Kirsten: I want more childhood Christmases with Ellis
Santa to Ellis: let’s go full t’rottle
Santa to Ellis wanna touch my chicken wing
I sort of wish Christina and Bert had an animated series together.
Would watch the fuck outta that
Christina's gasps make Bert's stories significantly more interesting
It’s probably just quarantine time, but I feel like Burt has been reading this book for like 6 months.
Barf on the left side is unsettling.
Agree, big time agree
watch a live sometime xD
Agreed. She’s on the right side though
Guys, burnt isn't an obese alcoholic. He's just a method actor preparing for his role as a fat, rosy cheeked santa for tina's kids.
Peaking for fat astronauts
Burnt is but Bert isn’t
Jk good comment
Uh hundred percent
Would deserve all the oscars
I love Bert's story of Xmas. Someone please animate it!
Great idea
we need animated santa pete 😂
Please add a regular Bert & Christina podcast to the rotation. These two together is my new favourite.
Love this duo. I'd love to see an episode with Bert reading emails and listening to voicemails!
Yes! First episode of 2021! Commenting early but hope Christina gets to talk on this one! I love Bert, such a sweet guy! Wishing everyone a happy and safe 2021. We love you YMH crew!
A quick reply about the Santa illusion, we’re raising our daughter with the understanding that Santa is pretend but the presents are real. Essentially it’s something we get to pretend together and we don’t have to lie about it. Just because we’re being honest about it doesn’t mean we all don’t get to pretend together.
Bret is so wholesome. Got me tearing up listening to how his girls found out about the tooth fairy and Santa
I love how Christina always wears red lipstick. Inner goth never dies.
She definitely rocks the red. She’s a makeup maestra. Stay hot mommies 🔥🔥
I love that Bert is reading a book on WWII, and still knows nothing about the war. Haha. Oh, Bert...
I feel like he started that book pre-COVID too. He's been talking about it forever.
$10 he's listening to Hardcore History with Dan Carlin. The series of podcasts he is doing right now is about Japan in WW2.
Bert should start a "History according to Bert" podcast.
@@jzen1455 History Hyenas check it out
@@MmmmGoodBoy cool thanks for sharing that! I'm checking out the Mark Normand episode. It's nice departure from the anxiety-inducing covid talk and political mayhem that I've subjected myself to lately. As I was peeing tonight and feeling anxious, I thought, "Ok, I need an escape from the world ending. But what?"
Love love love this! Anxious bears raising children
These two bring me infinite joy.
Bart is starting to sound like Lola from Big Mouth
Goddamn that is great! Now I can't unhear it. 👏
omg lol
Now I'm wishing there was a Bert character lol
Holy shit its exactly that voice haha whyyyyyy would you do this to me lol I cant un hear it haha
@@dntgvafuk89 there is, she’s named Lola.
Tell me why i got teary when they talked about the end of Santa for the kids 😭
Jesus Christ I wish I had a dad like Bert. The way he talks about Georgia is too sweet
I'm no historian but I'm pretty sure Bert was like 99% wrong about the pacific theater lol
Whatchu mean he also said the U.S bombed TOKYO hes a historian he knows his stuff
I think you can reevaluate that % to 100%
@@assmuncher3894 in his credit we did bomb Tokyo but not with an atomic bomb lol
@@charliedog29 hehe dyum didnt know that
Bert should start an "Alternative History" podcast.
Why am I tearing up at “I am the tooth fairy”
Bart: “it wasn’t even a war.”
Also Bart: Continues to tell stories of the horrors of war.
Classic Bart!
Bert is like a Toddler that finds out commonly known information and tells everyone but he’s an adult with a family.
Perfect comparison 😂👌
And gets important details wrong just like a toddler
That’s why he’s perfect and that is why he IS The Machiiiiiine
@@psychonautics_420 I'm sCREAMING this is the most accurate description ever 😭
@@Daelo45
lol 😂 🤜🏽🤛🏽 keep em high and tight jeans
I love when Bert retells old stories
I could listen to the two of them everyday!!! Hands down my favorite episode!
We need a "Where my Queens At?" Intro
Where my queens where my queens under eighteen at?
Not after they paid for the DMX intro
I just want them to change the line “raisin’ kids” to “raisin’ jits”
Give them half a mil then 🤣🤣🤣 or go on fiver yourself and find someone who can do impressions of DMX and pay for it yourself for a lot cheaper 🤣🤣🤣
Bert's Santa lie needs to be made into a Christmas special.
Bert/Christina and Christina/Dr. Drew are gold
The most unaware/aware Brets ever sounded. Sobriety’s coming in hot.
Bert your kids are lucky you pretend so hard for the magic of Christmas
Another great one! Love these guys relationship with each other, they seem like really true friends couple and loved to hear Bert parenting experiences
So excited to listen to this after the podcasting dryspell that happens during the holidays.
Brett and Krista are a great combo. This made my morning.
Best duo to listen to🤣 the energy is completely matched
Bert's santa stories are so wholesome 🥰
Nadav really gotta produce when Bert's on. Like 10 names beeps in 20 mins
I love how they have the same quirky laughs the snorting and high pitch laugh are so funny, glass must shatter when it happens lol
Christina knows how to take control of Bert going off on a tangent. She's an excellent conversationalist. Love the main Mommy Tina!
my dad pulled the "military school" play on me. just now realizing that they def don't take phone calls at nine at night either
Same bro
Kids are dumb and we were all dumb kids
Bert and Christina is a perfect combo for podcasts
I’ve heard Berts stories on repeat so many times I could recite them as if they were my own.
99 percent of the time that Bert says he “wasn’t partying” or was “sober” he takes it back and says he had a few drinks lol
I absolutely loved this episode, they have an amazing dynamic which each other.
I’m a little late to this EP but yo Bert is such a good guy at the end of the day. We love you Brent
Definitely watched it twice. The husband and me. Rational revolution!
These two are so awesome together!!
One of the best chemistry's between hosts and topics and smooth segues. Omg Sorry Tom get hurt more.
This is the best! I want to find friends like Bert and Mommy Jeans 😂. Please do more!! Thanks so much 💕!
Smashed this notification, stay high and tight mommies!
You two do the best podcasts together
Absolutely prime episode today Bert was on his A game. Really makes me want my own kids, maybe I'll finish college first though lol
Bert and Christina need to have their own podcast for sure.
Amazing casserole recipe Bert. Thank you for sharing.
Push and Bert are the exact same person and it's amazing!
I love these two together so much ❤️
I am loving the new 2 Berts 1 Cave!
Burnt “I spit bars” Chrysler
2bears live 😆
Bert: "I can't believe I can't do that"
Tom: "what"
Bert: "Rap!!! "
He doesn’t spit bars, he takes bars, Xanax.
"Thats where it spits"
Bert said he spits bars. All I could think is that he drinks bars
My mom tried to make me and my siblings childhoods perfect, because her childhood was less than desirable. She lied through her teeth, while we were a "Christian" household. She had good intentions, but the day I learned she could and was lying to us was a shift in our relationship. She tried to hold on to the magic as long as she could, too long, while still preaching not lying and all that.
She was doing all of this stuff for her. And as an adult I'm not upset by that. But I would never, ever lie to my kids the way she did to us. Use good judgment and timing, but don't rewrite the book of your life to make yourself the hero when you've been through it. I wish I had known some of her struggle stories from childhood before I turned 30. Would have made my confusing/difficult times in my 20s make more sense. My dad was honest, with hesitation, and I like him better for it. I'll say it.
She lied to teach lessons, she lied to control us, not sociopatbically but so we wouldn't step out of line. Lying is gross and lazy. Don't do it.
You two mommies are such a delicious treat.
Watching comics interact with little to no filters make wish I express myself so freely.
Bert is never at a loss for words.
Honestly, the Santa bit was so fucking sweet. If my parents did that kind of stuff I would have appreciated it so much.
God I love Brett more and more, he’s such a good man
This was a good episode. I feel like Bert is kind of in a good place and that's nice to see? As weird as that is to say about someone I've never met on a comedy podcast
First ever podcast I’ve seen and I love it!!!
Am I the only one who loves this dynamic? They need to start a pod together
LOL Santa’s drunk and needs an Uber
I'm playing this video for my kids when they find out about santa 🎅🤣☠️
Bert and Christina are a hilarious combo
The fact Bert MEANT GreyHOUND and said Grey Goose is the best easter egg ever lol
The length that burnt went to make Santa real for his kids his admirable
Eastern block check, you guys are amazing couple, thank you both coming on. 1:05:00
Can we please make like one bear one cougar or something because, Christina and Bert together is the best.
For the record, I watch this every week, not just here because Bretts on
These two are a great combo.
thank god I found these pods
loved the live show!
this is like watching two different forrest fires meet in the middle of the woods
Kirsten is right about the intro song I’m watching every episode from now on because of that intro.
That Santa story is so creative and funny!
you should have a podcast that alternates between LeeAnn and Brent each week as cohosts
ok I cried twice during this podcast! once when bert talked about ruining christmas for his kids and then again when christina said dry pussy soup lmao! laughed and cried!
I think it's easier to be combative with your spouse because Anger is a hard emotion to process. For people who have trouble processing anger having someone to release that energy towards that understands where it's coming from can be really helpful.
This got me through my first Monday of 2021! Too funny
I love that she’s taking notes!!!lol
I did not get notified of this episode. I was refreshing the homepage looking for my Monday podcasts...Thank God and screw TH-cam!!!!
I love all of you guys!❤️
I actually feel bad for Bert’s life at home. He treats him family well and gets manipulated because of it.
Happy New Years!!!!!
You guys make me less afraid of being a parent someday lol.
Great episode. The parent stuff is so true.