I Was Afraid To Masturbate Because of a Rock Band

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  • @JustinY.
    @JustinY. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26196

    Imagine having no idea who Charlie is and you see this video pop in your recommendation feed

    • @Manstrual
      @Manstrual 4 ปีที่แล้ว +128

      Ye

    • @solidsteel3954
      @solidsteel3954 4 ปีที่แล้ว +450

      That’s crazy another legend is here.

    • @futmaus9478
      @futmaus9478 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      @@Manstrual Ye

    • @Ryuno_Ace
      @Ryuno_Ace 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      oh it's you again...

    • @Ruby-yb8kk
      @Ruby-yb8kk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Hey

  • @quwackk
    @quwackk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34166

    This deserves a netflix adaptation

    • @whichsherice
      @whichsherice 4 ปีที่แล้ว +119

      Just when i thought this was weird enough.

    • @chickenbonevlogs9098
      @chickenbonevlogs9098 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      th-cam.com/video/PZpUXDTDTYM/w-d-xo.html wueogonki

    • @gikkus_gungus
      @gikkus_gungus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Eso bad

    • @longshothorse2011
      @longshothorse2011 4 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      QuWack whats up with verified people here using this channels comment section for self promos?

    • @crustykeycap5670
      @crustykeycap5670 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      @N-Word shut up you haven't uploaded in 1 month stop

  • @dudedudethegamer3023
    @dudedudethegamer3023 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21116

    You literally can’t blackmail Charlie at all when he’s over here bluntly telling us all of his embarrassing stories

  • @moistywater7744
    @moistywater7744 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4496

    This sounds like something Greg Heffley would say in his diary

  • @Danidev
    @Danidev 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10646

    If I saw this video title from any other Youtuver I'd probably flinch, but this is right at home here

    • @zenoriam8895
      @zenoriam8895 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      true

    • @DiegoC-m1e
      @DiegoC-m1e 4 ปีที่แล้ว +323

      When you make more comments than videos...

    • @uppercas3osu677
      @uppercas3osu677 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Lol fr

    • @zanasLTU
      @zanasLTU 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      hi dani

    • @sip5712
      @sip5712 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Nice

  • @Smytguy
    @Smytguy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8799

    It's amazing how confidently he tells his most embarrassing stories to us

    • @blosiblewolf1273
      @blosiblewolf1273 4 ปีที่แล้ว +147

      That’s why he is the best imposter in among us, he can confidently lie in front of everyone

    • @vivs9314
      @vivs9314 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Noodle Danger It’s character development!

    • @pokegurl123456
      @pokegurl123456 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      It's good to be open about these sort of things. Healing begins with humility

    • @Effyew2
      @Effyew2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      It's good for views, and honestly probably cathartic for him. As well as cathartic for us, I was edging this whole video.

    • @supremeintrovert7404
      @supremeintrovert7404 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@Effyew2 wtf

  • @cayetano3158
    @cayetano3158 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7832

    Did... Did Charlie just say... he asked PERMISSION!!???

    • @slightlylongername
      @slightlylongername 4 ปีที่แล้ว +372

      wait what

    • @thusharanup4906
      @thusharanup4906 4 ปีที่แล้ว +208

      WHAT WHERE DIDNHE SAY THAT OH GOD DID HENSAY THAT FOR REAL?

    • @dragonsrule20201
      @dragonsrule20201 4 ปีที่แล้ว +801

      @@thusharanup4906 he said he asked for permission from his parents in the begining. Literally made me cover my mouth in shock. Timestamp 0:55

    • @cameronjenkins3655
      @cameronjenkins3655 4 ปีที่แล้ว +348

      Yeah I... I don't know how to feel about that one chief

    • @batowner1
      @batowner1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +170

      @IvyBansXI how can you get more awkward than that?

  • @Omlet221
    @Omlet221 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12100

    “Mother?” “Yes honey?” “May I have permission to slap my twiddly dink tonight?”

    • @troms1014
      @troms1014 3 ปีที่แล้ว +353

      This comment is way toooooo underated

    • @juliangrande9978
      @juliangrande9978 3 ปีที่แล้ว +140

      Crazy Dave's TwiddyDinkies?

    • @phil_eggbat
      @phil_eggbat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      300th like

    • @maimartinez3297
      @maimartinez3297 3 ปีที่แล้ว +190

      Dont be silly and dont touch your Willie

    • @decryptteam
      @decryptteam 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@juliangrande9978 gloom shroom please

  • @fogman2041
    @fogman2041 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11430

    His 2nd time getting baptized literally turned him into Jesus

  • @ahmadhassan6128
    @ahmadhassan6128 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3549

    A selfie of bullet for my valentine holding their instruments watching Charlie hold his instrument

    • @Lex-s4z
      @Lex-s4z 4 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      This comment is seriously underrated

    • @Prgium
      @Prgium 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Yes officer the comment right here

    • @richraichu1370
      @richraichu1370 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I was thinking the same thing

    • @3m2pob25
      @3m2pob25 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It’s Charlie. Of course he would

    • @airbornemelody6156
      @airbornemelody6156 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      what a lovely band theyll be

  • @nakkilama
    @nakkilama 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12000

    i absolutely love how he's not even cringing while speaking about this

    • @gottagettothebag
      @gottagettothebag 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Nice George Pfp 😀

    • @nakkilama
      @nakkilama 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@gottagettothebag nice todoroki pfp :33

    • @sp8cey
      @sp8cey 4 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      oh he’s confident alright

    • @mini_gerard3116
      @mini_gerard3116 4 ปีที่แล้ว +107

      He cant be embarrassed. He's Jesus.

    • @nakkilama
      @nakkilama 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@mini_gerard3116 oooh hi mini gerard🥺

  • @missmorgue1242
    @missmorgue1242 4 ปีที่แล้ว +997

    Your tears don’t fall...
    And neither did Charlie’s pants

    • @mdebyangel
      @mdebyangel 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Underrated comment

    • @aithanleeom5152
      @aithanleeom5152 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Charlie:Mom it was a virus!
      *Jesus said to his mother*

    • @Anti_everything_and_everyone
      @Anti_everything_and_everyone 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      😭😭😭😭😭😭

    • @BigYosh
      @BigYosh 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      HE’S GUILTY TO JACK OOOOFFFF!

    • @spacialrevenant7591
      @spacialrevenant7591 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      his tears did crash around him, but not his pants

  • @adamfarhat6456
    @adamfarhat6456 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3730

    This guy was so religious he turned into Jesus when he got older

    • @geethashetty74
      @geethashetty74 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Tru

    • @faboisraw
      @faboisraw 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      underrated comment LMAOO

    • @AmonGus-ml1fh
      @AmonGus-ml1fh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      HAHAHAHAHAHA THIS JOKE IS EVEN MORE FUNNY THE 4632111134890066425363590214799641189419th TIME!!! AHAHAHAHAHA

    • @AmonGus-ml1fh
      @AmonGus-ml1fh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @Tollonis Not wholesome 100

    • @sinsyre8629
      @sinsyre8629 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @Tollonis You missed the irony

  • @ninjabunny101
    @ninjabunny101 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6752

    this is simultaneously the most and least wholesome thing i’ve ever heard

    • @romania5106
      @romania5106 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Yes now I can’t stop the thoughts

    • @RazorM97
      @RazorM97 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I can relate, I was saying, ah well I guess it is too late, might as well make friends with Satan while I'm still at it

    • @geniuz9636
      @geniuz9636 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@cleverunicorn
      Not the least wholesome. There’s literally people who eat and murder cats and abuse animals on TH-cam and on Twitch....

    • @geniuz9636
      @geniuz9636 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@cleverunicorn
      Humor which relies on ignorance or ignoring the facts is cheap, awful humor

    • @skeletonbuyingpealts7134
      @skeletonbuyingpealts7134 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@geniuz9636 What'd they say?

  • @AngrySecs
    @AngrySecs 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1708

    Its extremely wholesome that charlies has gone from being too self conscious to even show us his face, to being an open book and telling us all his embarrassing stories. Love how far hes come

    • @Sophia-qo5ge
      @Sophia-qo5ge 4 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      Character development 😌

    • @eigilherskind3112
      @eigilherskind3112 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Matthew Conrad Charlie needs no redemption

    • @dux3644
      @dux3644 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      It's inspiring for us shy introvert losers lol

    • @mikathewitch8980
      @mikathewitch8980 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      how far he has... come?
      I'm so sorry😂

    • @zarrowthehorse
      @zarrowthehorse 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Was that because he was self conscious though?

  • @GabrielMunkee
    @GabrielMunkee 4 ปีที่แล้ว +907

    I love how open he was with his parents

    • @RazorM97
      @RazorM97 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      So you are implying Matthew tuck is the father. Ok

  • @lemoncat7197
    @lemoncat7197 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1826

    i appreciate that he called out the people who claim to be "OCD."

    • @redactedz6146
      @redactedz6146 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @Vassili Koelblen yeah I've always found it weird people throw it left and right. Would ya mind giving a run down? Have a fairly nice idea but still confused

    • @microwaav
      @microwaav 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      [REDACTED]
      i also have (professionally) diagnosed ocd, and it really depends on the person.
      the main problem for my ocd (what is sometimes called "pure o" b/c of unrelenting obsessive thoughts) is that the affected individual tends to have intrusive thoughts, which usually leads to anxiety, depression, and a whole slew of other side effects that generally disrupts their life and ability to function well. (most of what i'm going to write as well as the above can be applied to other "types" as well)
      to quell it, most people develop compulsions or rituals to take their mind off of their intrusive and obsessive thoughts, but it often leads to other problems.
      for example, i have constant intrusive thoughts about being killed/kidnapped, others dying, natural disasters, killing/injuring myself or others (you get the picture.)
      to keep my mind off of this, i eventually formed compulsions such as:
      -sensory symmetry (if one hand has touched something, the other hand has to touch it in the exact same place)
      -turning a certain direction in certain situations (if i turn in the shower, i cannot do a complete 180, i must go back the way i came)
      these are just a couple of them. the point is that for a lot of people with ocd compulsions, we rely on them so heavily that we begin to believe that not doing them will cause something bad to happen. a lot of people with ocd _know_ it isn't a rational though process, but our brains essentially go "okay but what if. you don't know for sure." and the cycle keeps going and going.
      compulsions and rituals are a short-term solution for a life-long problem, so a very recommended form of therapy is exposure therapy, which is used to expose someone to a compulsion/ritual trigger and then helping them to resist the urge to perform said compulsion/ritual.
      there are other forms of ocd, like pocd (the individual fears that they might become/already are a pedophile, even though they are not), "contamination" ocd (the most stereotyped form of ocd, where the fear of illness befalling yourself or others around you is so extreme that compulsions often have to do with excessive handwashing, extreme cleanliness, and cleaning in general for fear of bacteria) and a bunch of other types as well.
      charlie also seemed to suffer from intrusive thoughts, just with a religious fixation, which isn't all that uncommon as a form of ocd.
      anyways if i missed anything other ppl can chime in, i'm sorry for this being so long, i just jump at the chance to clear up stereotypes and misconceptions about ocd (and mental illness in general.)
      hope you have a nice day :-)

    • @Hoganply
      @Hoganply 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I've claimed to be OCD before as a nervous impulse once at a family dinner with strangers. I know now it was an excuse to go with the physical manifestations of my anxiety that had presented.

    • @helloworld2784
      @helloworld2784 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Just like depression and other mental illnesses. They "flex" it online because it makes them feel cool. They think it's poetic and they romanticize it.
      Then, people who really needed help just get slapped of "you're just sad" because mental illness "claimers" ruined it for us.

    • @goddessofchaos7754
      @goddessofchaos7754 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      As someone with severe depression, anxiety disorder, I'm sure I also have PTSD (and OCD as well to a degree), I wouldn't wish a mental condition on anyone even my worst enemy. It is hell...

  • @fromuniverse0243
    @fromuniverse0243 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1931

    I read this as "rockband" like the game. And I thought his fear was getting his right hand strong enough, he'd be breaking his rockband guitar controller.

    • @aaronwarner9570
      @aaronwarner9570 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      SAME

    • @katearooni3000
      @katearooni3000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      OMG I DIDNT REALIZE IT WASNT ROCKBAND UNTIL I READ THIS

    • @LucefieD
      @LucefieD 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I also did.

    • @joshuabrown1787
      @joshuabrown1787 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      It would be believable coming from him lmaooo

  • @blizzaricity7521
    @blizzaricity7521 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3585

    Honestly this is a very natural response I’d say. The same principle has been used to reduce bicycle theft, they just put up posters near bicycles, these posters were just posters of eyes and sometimes with the text “we are watching you” and the theft of bikes drastically went down

    • @ringss_
      @ringss_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +110

      thats neat to hear ngl

    • @clintlegrange9900
      @clintlegrange9900 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Scrutiny

    • @louie-xk4yq
      @louie-xk4yq 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      @@clintlegrange9900 teflon is horrible for you it can be like eating paint get some cast irons and if you need to use tephlon use rubber bc the metal will scrape it off into yo food

    • @clintlegrange9900
      @clintlegrange9900 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@louie-xk4yq thanks I'll look into it

    • @tegofido
      @tegofido 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Quantum spread

  • @emilyanderson3765
    @emilyanderson3765 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2402

    i’m almost convinced that charlie had an emo phase

    • @fuckk-popandtiktok3388
      @fuckk-popandtiktok3388 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      What is that in your channel banner

    • @alexisabot9924
      @alexisabot9924 3 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      that's why he looks like Vic Fuentes now

    • @Sz_zach
      @Sz_zach 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      He did. He even made a video about it

    • @warmateo6261
      @warmateo6261 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @Apollo griffin2 more like 2006 or 07

    • @spicy6172
      @spicy6172 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@fuckk-popandtiktok3388 I love ur username

  • @rishabh5304
    @rishabh5304 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3212

    When you baptize once you become a christian
    But when you baptize twice you become jesus himself

    • @yanislahtal6253
      @yanislahtal6253 4 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      Nah it cancels out, which would explain a lot of stuff...

    • @PwnZombie
      @PwnZombie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Unless you are John the Baptist

    • @DelaliA109
      @DelaliA109 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Charlie is Jesus
      blessed with is beard and long hair
      in Americulem (Jerusalem) 😂🙏

    • @dkskcjfjswwwwwws413
      @dkskcjfjswwwwwws413 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Iike the stone mask

    • @space7588
      @space7588 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      No cap I was baptized 4 times

  • @Xelinan
    @Xelinan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9112

    Of course he was born religious, he’s Jesus himself.

    • @unusual3372
      @unusual3372 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @UCRpsO1nyDru-tEbosJmy-lQ no why don't u

    • @Jackscalfani2
      @Jackscalfani2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +206

      Keanu Christ

    • @farithrosh
      @farithrosh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Jeebus

    • @unusual3372
      @unusual3372 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@farithrosh bimgus

    • @frogpog7575
      @frogpog7575 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      he's not Jesus

  • @mr.q_rolos2161
    @mr.q_rolos2161 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6298

    This is the world's most interesting person alive
    Side quests Charlie has completed in life: He is a best selling author, was on the hunger games, his dad beat a pro NASCAR driver in a racing game, ryan Reynolds offered him a movie role or something I can't remember, he looks like Jesus Christ, has over 6 million subs on YT, And he always whears the same white tee in every video talk about dedication btw, And a accomplished music artist, Also a chess master.
    He is also a CEO, has many world records in sex toys, also has voice acted in killer bean. And a Master imposter, along with having more then 2 billion views on youtube. He is also a skilled flesh light samarai, Also has voice acted in tropica 6

    • @Melonese
      @Melonese 4 ปีที่แล้ว +110

      He must've been so sweet as a child

    • @Jack-vn8jy
      @Jack-vn8jy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +259

      This is the most interesting man of All Time

    • @Garvity69420
      @Garvity69420 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      There was 69 likes

    • @rick5219
      @rick5219 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Didkd Dididj
      I’m not touching that link...

    • @rick5219
      @rick5219 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Didkd Dididj
      Cuz it’s just gonna lead me to some garbage rap song that makes my ears bleed

  • @ilikesoup3114
    @ilikesoup3114 2 ปีที่แล้ว +200

    Asking your parents is wild😭 you had the most insane character arc of anybody ever

    • @jaclynzinck4241
      @jaclynzinck4241 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      well he literally mentioned having OCD later in the vid so it checks out, OCD is one hell of a disorder

  • @andrejtomic741
    @andrejtomic741 4 ปีที่แล้ว +665

    I want to see what Bullet for my Valentine would actually think about this.

    • @ARandomAccountYT
      @ARandomAccountYT 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Same

    • @knightartorias374
      @knightartorias374 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Tweet the band with a link to this video, if nobody else has already.

    • @DecimatedSoul
      @DecimatedSoul 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Matt Tuck has a great sense of Humor

    • @shirohemoth1946
      @shirohemoth1946 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      someone please make this happen

  • @JustinY.
    @JustinY. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3793

    Charlie's nut was so powerful it was one of the key deciding factors to the Mayans deciding that 2012 would be the end of the world.

  • @tayzatun6351
    @tayzatun6351 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3246

    These titles are extremely clickbait but the thing is they're all true.

    • @janhardlxix5048
      @janhardlxix5048 4 ปีที่แล้ว +219

      Then they are not clickbaits bruh

    • @sonny8599
      @sonny8599 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Its not clickbait if the title doesnt beat around the bush 😆

    • @LegendaryK_03
      @LegendaryK_03 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      It’s crazy how many people TH-cam can’t tell if this is a joke or not

    • @flarmin22
      @flarmin22 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Some of these stories are definitely BS. Still entertaining though, so who gives a shit

    • @bluecatdk
      @bluecatdk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Erickson Recopuerto it still is clickbait if its true cause it still Baits clicks

  • @Blaze77717
    @Blaze77717 4 ปีที่แล้ว +398

    I have a skyrim poster right above my bed so every time I do the deed the dovahkin is staring down watching me so i sort of know how he feels 💀

    • @k1nglasosa522
      @k1nglasosa522 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Uh idk maybe take it down

    • @gregh5061
      @gregh5061 3 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      @@k1nglasosa522 no he needs to show dominance

    • @Christian-be6eg
      @Christian-be6eg 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I also have a poster above my bed where I also do the thing just my poster is Rick and Morty

    • @Blaze77717
      @Blaze77717 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@Christian-be6eg Damn gives a whole new meaning to pickle Rick doesn't it? 💀

    • @Christian-be6eg
      @Christian-be6eg 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Blaze77717 that's one way to say it

  • @EnDeRBeaT
    @EnDeRBeaT 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2641

    "I was religious back then"
    And now you are a religion himself, that's a growth.

    • @adamthedog1
      @adamthedog1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      that’s literally what jesus christ did too🤔

    • @Polar_N01ZY
      @Polar_N01ZY 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      adamthedog wdym ‘too’ 😂

    • @sabb_4250
      @sabb_4250 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Peak character development

    • @Nothing64290
      @Nothing64290 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      The religion im in is the Filthy Frank one

    • @Nothing64290
      @Nothing64290 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@elxotul joji still makes music and his channel is STILL growing

  • @AcoolUserName999
    @AcoolUserName999 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1357

    I love how confidently he tells his most embarrassing stories to us.

    • @A_Distraction
      @A_Distraction 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      King th-cam.com/video/YPrD9nTbCAI/w-d-xo.html

    • @spadervenon9152
      @spadervenon9152 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      He knows that it's relatable so he isn't going to care if people say he is committing a sin

    • @whichsherice
      @whichsherice 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@spadervenon9152 "relatable"
      Haha yea that's the word.

    • @juhalight5921
      @juhalight5921 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Its nothing bad so

    • @norwegiannignog2470
      @norwegiannignog2470 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Confidently opening up while fake, is cathartic and makes you actually accepting of it.

  • @Июль-р8и
    @Июль-р8и 4 ปีที่แล้ว +802

    Imagine if bullet for my valentine sees this

    • @Dumb_Killjoy
      @Dumb_Killjoy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Someone tweet this at them

    • @ghost-jw8yo
      @ghost-jw8yo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@Dumb_Killjoy i'll do it

    • @Mpinecone
      @Mpinecone 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@didkddididj1914 bro get that garbage out of my feed

    • @tastesgood223
      @tastesgood223 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ”Hope she sees this, bro”

  • @Raiwoe
    @Raiwoe 3 ปีที่แล้ว +551

    As a part of the race of asians who is really devoted to christianity (filipino) I have experienced the anxiously guilt that charlie is explaining from the beginning. Damn I even prayed my heart out while crying because I searched tities.

    • @possibly8180
      @possibly8180 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Well you seem to have moved on from it now if your profile pic is any indication lmao

    • @Raiwoe
      @Raiwoe 3 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      @@possibly8180 I have come down to the path of degenerates.

    • @stephen1024
      @stephen1024 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@Raiwoe -10 points sa langit

    • @Raiwoe
      @Raiwoe 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@stephen1024 hindi lang -10 times tol probably a million more than that HAHAHAHHA

    • @MEOWMIX3DS
      @MEOWMIX3DS 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      almost same experience. searched hentai on tumblr and my mom and aunt found out, thank god i looked too sad and innocent when i lied to them. i was 7 at the time.

  • @JustinY.
    @JustinY. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9174

    This is just further proof Charlie is literally the reincarnation of Christ hinself.

    • @w0bblegum347
      @w0bblegum347 4 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      Hello justin

    • @JesusChrist-tj1zs
      @JesusChrist-tj1zs 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      Damn, good day here Justin.

    • @8287-r5b
      @8287-r5b 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      you are christ

    • @jojokess1060
      @jojokess1060 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      a

    • @joe-xk8nl
      @joe-xk8nl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Finally. Justin doesn't have over 100 likes this time and is top comment.

  • @girlproblemsbulletsolution1268
    @girlproblemsbulletsolution1268 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2733

    It is truly inspiring how Charlie has become so incredibly confident. There’s hope for us all if someone can be like this in their childhood and still come out a chad.

    • @ineptspecimen2280
      @ineptspecimen2280 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Yeah only if you are confident and able to laugh stuff off though.
      These aren't common traits sadly.

    • @girlproblemsbulletsolution1268
      @girlproblemsbulletsolution1268 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      @@ineptspecimen2280 I believe that anyone can learn confidence. I have anyway. Don’t shut yourself down by believing it’s impossible before you even try. The idea that someone can alter their own personality to how they want it is an exciting one and I think it’s possible.

    • @thememewhocriedboi4794
      @thememewhocriedboi4794 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@ineptspecimen2280 I used to be the cringiest little 12 year old on the planet, 4 years later, I've made myself funnier and more confident. If someone like me can do it, anyone else can do it too

    • @ezraramirez325
      @ezraramirez325 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Bro, i did it. I bacame so much more confident it's actually funny. So I'm pretty sure u can do it too. Just have to be patient and try to be talkative like literally talk about the most stupid shit ever and make a whole conversation out of it... Also work out this shit helps like magic.

    • @ants5875
      @ants5875 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@thememewhocriedboi4794 that’s just called growing up

  • @donjonpapi7493
    @donjonpapi7493 4 ปีที่แล้ว +681

    Little did Charlie knew Bullet from my Valentine enjoyed their stay in his room

    • @bastardtoadflax43
      @bastardtoadflax43 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Nice, man. Beautiful.

    • @BurneezyTooEasy
      @BurneezyTooEasy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @TheBoi353 Those are fighting words...

    • @didkddididj1914
      @didkddididj1914 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Shii th-cam.com/video/CTs1Sp2wL7s/w-d-xo.html

    • @clarenceclemente1303
      @clarenceclemente1303 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      'SO RIP MY PICTURES FROM YOUR WALL, BURY THEM TO JUST MAKE SURE" playing in the background in slow motion as he was tearing the poster lmaoooo

    • @polpnorbit
      @polpnorbit 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Didkd Dididj why? What does that have to do with anything 😂

  • @misterno.7
    @misterno.7 3 ปีที่แล้ว +100

    This is why I respect him. He doesn’t care what people think. That’s being a man.

  • @RadishHead7
    @RadishHead7 4 ปีที่แล้ว +792

    Honestly, you and your parents must have one of the strongest relationships ever.

    • @internetpoison
      @internetpoison 4 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      His father is the best, trust me.

    • @evanjones3826
      @evanjones3826 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The grip on the relationship us so strong

    • @maniacgamer8362
      @maniacgamer8362 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@didkddididj1914 shut up

  • @kenbrando4906
    @kenbrando4906 4 ปีที่แล้ว +397

    Noticed how every time he says the band’s name he peeks behind him.
    Still to this day Charlie is still traumatized

  • @jdgg544
    @jdgg544 4 ปีที่แล้ว +532

    Charlie’s Bullet For My Valentine poster with the tape over the eyes was actually the inspiration for the movie poster of “Parasite”

    • @sinrey1560
      @sinrey1560 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Vladimir Putin Most people who watch Parasite do.

    • @spamaccount2915
      @spamaccount2915 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Vladimir Putin anyone who’s have ever seen an advertisement understands that

  • @theobamiumchronicles2838
    @theobamiumchronicles2838 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2055

    Girls' storytime: My first kiss +tips!
    Boys' storytime:

    • @vishwarao6064
      @vishwarao6064 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      unnerraded

    • @vishwarao6064
      @vishwarao6064 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Void Animates Lol As a GIRL

    • @linus855
      @linus855 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      @Void Animates Lol nice try, girls don’t exist

    • @nielk.
      @nielk. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @Void Animates Lol girl? What's that

    • @SDfan2002
      @SDfan2002 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@linus855 I think it’s time we had the talk.

  • @Trapshack
    @Trapshack 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1418

    charlie trying to describe a single painting on a wall, turns around. " imagine this exactly except with a different poster and a lil more to the left."

    • @jdnendjdnjs5698
      @jdnendjdnjs5698 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      😂🤣😂 th-cam.com/video/CTs1Sp2wL7s/w-d-xo.html

    • @sirjezuzthell7788
      @sirjezuzthell7788 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@jdnendjdnjs5698 hello sir I do indeed make clips from games that are not funny :(

    • @SupaKoopaTroopa64
      @SupaKoopaTroopa64 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jdnendjdnjs5698 Wow, cool, reminds me of this: th-cam.com/video/yPYZpwSpKmA/w-d-xo.html

    • @hello-kp9ow
      @hello-kp9ow 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I started laughing with food in my mouth and I almost choked, thanks

    • @Shinydrybones
      @Shinydrybones 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I was looking for a comment like this. Thank you.

  • @anemoemu3083
    @anemoemu3083 4 ปีที่แล้ว +609

    This sounds like a literal TED talk

  • @irecordwithaphone1856
    @irecordwithaphone1856 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1419

    I swear to god Charlie posts so much insane shit that it makes me think he would make a perfect sitcom character. Like, his life is literally so interesting and fucking wild. Master of chess, wrote for porn, Hollywood Star of hunger games, Keanu Reeves and Jesus merged into one, he writes and makes his own music, he’s a voice actor (bean), he has many world records including the infamous alien fleshlight light switch slapper record, he’s a successful youtuber and streamer, he’s fantastic at deception. What else do I add? He met and played a game with T pain. This man is just building up his ultimate life resume
    And on top of all of this he just comes across as a genuine dude

    • @A_Distraction
      @A_Distraction 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      th-cam.com/video/YPrD9nTbCAI/w-d-xo.html

    • @sis2047
      @sis2047 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@A_Distraction ni

    • @satoruriolu6132
      @satoruriolu6132 4 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      Meanwhile we have people like me, 20, and whenever people ask what interesting things I did in my life I don't know what to answer.

    • @Jch570
      @Jch570 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I record with a phone “like Keanu Reeves and Jesus merged into one” what’s the difference?

    • @irecordwithaphone1856
      @irecordwithaphone1856 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Joseph Joestar Fair point

  • @cakebandit
    @cakebandit 3 ปีที่แล้ว +199

    Damn it’s kinda nice to know someone else suffers from the same thing you do. OCD is a bitch man… glad you got over it

  • @herbivorethecarnivore8447
    @herbivorethecarnivore8447 4 ปีที่แล้ว +518

    Charlie is the perfect story of an awkward weirdo kid growing confidence and actually turning into a really awesome person. Very proud of you Charlie

    • @A_Distraction
      @A_Distraction 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      K th-cam.com/video/YPrD9nTbCAI/w-d-xo.html

  • @tofucube7703
    @tofucube7703 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1349

    Charlie was baptized twice because he's two people, Jesus and Keanu reeves

  • @brinka7918
    @brinka7918 4 ปีที่แล้ว +581

    people on tiktok keep saying “we are getting too comfortable here” when somebody shares something. they have no idea charlie is comfortable on youtube for years

    • @carsoncarruthers9606
      @carsoncarruthers9606 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      His entire life story is on his channel, it’s like we are all his family

    • @pine-solismylemonade5542
      @pine-solismylemonade5542 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@carsoncarruthers9606 his entire life story?Lmao🤭😆

  • @Xelical
    @Xelical 4 ปีที่แล้ว +114

    I struggle using the bathroom at my grandparents house cus there's a picture of my aunt, uncle, and my cousins on the wall right next to the toilet.

    • @JackTheripper911
      @JackTheripper911 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I'd say what the fuck, but that doesn't surprise me for grandparents, especially grandmas

    • @drengillespie
      @drengillespie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      My grandmother had this doll-toilet paper holder thing. It sat on the shelf across from the toilet. I used to turn it around.

    • @sethbishop6890
      @sethbishop6890 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Oh come on they have to be doing that on purpose laughing their asses off

  • @blakeog2034
    @blakeog2034 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2902

    After Charlie Jack's off: his tears do fall they crash around him!

    • @minttea6358
      @minttea6358 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Ayy 👉🏽👉🏽

    • @Eli1775
      @Eli1775 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      That is honestly one of the funniest things I've heard in long time

    • @ahmadshaeelakhtar9715
      @ahmadshaeelakhtar9715 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@minttea6358 kill em all!!

    • @Godmcgod
      @Godmcgod 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      his conscious calls, the guilty to come home

    • @plankit364
      @plankit364 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Scream, aim, fire...

  • @radu2837
    @radu2837 4 ปีที่แล้ว +311

    This is not even a joke anymore, its more like a trauma

    • @xxselenaxx2142
      @xxselenaxx2142 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      He knows it’s trauma, that’s why he’s trying to cope with his ability to entertain

    • @kuropotato8097
      @kuropotato8097 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      To be fair alot of my traumatic experiences are hilarious. Like that one time my school got bombed to shit with us in it. That stuff is comedy gold.

    • @Bruh-vd1pp
      @Bruh-vd1pp 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@kuropotato8097 excuse me w h a t

    • @GoForMusic100
      @GoForMusic100 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@kuropotato8097 bruh...

    • @larrybarry5303
      @larrybarry5303 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@kuropotato8097 i’m going to need context for this one.....

  • @johnmarston3264
    @johnmarston3264 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    As if the God would just miss someone’s baptism. Like a “Whoops i was busy watching football what happened who?”

  • @youraveragechroma2139
    @youraveragechroma2139 4 ปีที่แล้ว +232

    Mirrors in a bedroom are the absolute worst. I shared my room with my sister so I had to have immense restraint in the bedroom due to the bathroom being shared between 6 people and I didn't want to get caught off guard. When I *finally* got the chance it was like being in a power fantasy game when you store all your moves to use them all at once. That's when I get the look back of shame seeing my own reflection because my sister set up mirrors like she is trying to triangulate her x-y coordinates any time she feels like it. I'm glad those days are over and I don't get a 360 view of whenever I got pull one out of respect.

    • @toyreality1
      @toyreality1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      you should've moved to Alabama

    • @DecimusYna
      @DecimusYna 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I kinda feel bad for you. Thank heaven is over now.

    • @drdowner4416
      @drdowner4416 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This sounds more annoying than the self-damage nerfs

  • @_Bren__
    @_Bren__ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2580

    The fact that he could go for multiple months without busting a nut is honestly quite impressive. I would expect nothing less from Jesus Christ himself though.

    • @VeryAnonymousTurtle
      @VeryAnonymousTurtle 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Lol

    • @dwanetherockjohnson7612
      @dwanetherockjohnson7612 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      TRUE!

    • @sarryuken8786
      @sarryuken8786 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      _Bren _ - Lol that’s probably why Jesus committed suicide.

    • @sarryuken8786
      @sarryuken8786 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Sean Walsh - No he wasn’t! He laid down his life, and sacrificed his life for you no? Isn’t that called suicide? Taking your own life?

    • @sarryuken8786
      @sarryuken8786 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Sean Walsh - He also came to die for your sins! It’s nothing more than suicide! Plus if he was God, how was God killed?

  • @danielt9744
    @danielt9744 4 ปีที่แล้ว +731

    Dude’s been separated from the outside world so long he doesn’t even know that FYE is still around

    • @didkddididj1914
      @didkddididj1914 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      lollll th-cam.com/video/-WoDmJz8m7Y/w-d-xo.html

    • @noeyah9742
      @noeyah9742 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      @@didkddididj1914 stfu

    • @randomfools808
      @randomfools808 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Not in FL. There were 3 in this area and all are long gone.

    • @safety1019
      @safety1019 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@randomfools808 i live in florida and there is a mall right next to my house with a f.y.e in it

    • @mf-vx9vy
      @mf-vx9vy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      They are so expensive

  • @dattebayosigma90744
    @dattebayosigma90744 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    4:47 is fucking golden.

  • @lightreaper1339
    @lightreaper1339 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3411

    I see, so young Jesus Christ prayed to himself.

    • @hxyzazolchak
      @hxyzazolchak 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      That is literally something in the bible!! Not even a joke

    • @sarryuken8786
      @sarryuken8786 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      LightReaper - Yes, young Charlie prayed to himself, his God the father, and the third god, Holy Spirit.
      All three are gods! There are 3 gods! And the human one committed suicide to save us!

    • @maisonmargielakicks
      @maisonmargielakicks 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@hxyzazolchak there is no need for you to take a joke seriously😑

    • @Lunartique07
      @Lunartique07 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@maisonmargielakicks but he isnt taking it seriously..
      jesus and god is the same person in the bible lol
      so he technically prayed to himself
      and now the second reincarnation of jesus is doing it himself

    • @wildin1170
      @wildin1170 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      AyZedEeEeZed You’re the only one taking something you shouldn’t serious

  • @svmmyb0i220
    @svmmyb0i220 4 ปีที่แล้ว +581

    Imagine if instead, he just made direct eye contact with Matt Tuck the entire time, and then right before climax yelled "SCREAM. AIM. FIIIIIIRE!"

  • @bingbong7206
    @bingbong7206 4 ปีที่แล้ว +583

    I have OCD as well, Charlie. I actually understand your pain and frustration and immediately realized it when you mentioned that you talked to your parents multiple times. This makes me happy that someone I really love watching has gotten through it, this gives me hope. (Thanks for all the love guys!)

    • @DHIRAL2908
      @DHIRAL2908 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Best of luck mate!

    • @smatchimo55
      @smatchimo55 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      i can recommend a group therapy option, only thing I ever found that actually helps. They might recommend meds but a good support group is all you need. good luck!

    • @killme7333
      @killme7333 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Yeah, I have OCD as well and when I realized Charlie used to have OCD as well, I got really happy. It helped me get a lot better

    • @novene
      @novene 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      oh man, that really sucks. i wish you the best of luck michael :)

    • @novene
      @novene 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@killme7333 best of luck in your recovery, hope u are better now :)

  • @keymaster430
    @keymaster430 2 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    "So yeah. Bullet For My Valentine ruined masturbation for me for a while. So that's it. See ya."
    Teacher: "Um, ok? Would anyone else like to share your summer vacation with the class? "

  • @yumiii333
    @yumiii333 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7798

    Wait did he really ask his parents for permission? 😂

    • @Ryzen1
      @Ryzen1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1170

      Thats next chad level right there

    • @sparrowsace
      @sparrowsace 4 ปีที่แล้ว +713

      Jesus does what he wants. *UNLESS* it's his mommy.

    • @fabriciobenitez987
      @fabriciobenitez987 4 ปีที่แล้ว +263

      Yeah bro he must have ball of steal

    • @alices7291
      @alices7291 4 ปีที่แล้ว +284

      THIS GUY RADIATES SECOND HAND EMBARRASSMENT IT OOZES FROM HIS SOUL

    • @nitsuasiwel
      @nitsuasiwel 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      lmao

  • @Gloomish.
    @Gloomish. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +675

    Charlie: “yeah I was baptized twice”
    Also Charlie: “bullet for my valentine was my favorite band back then”

    • @mr.3006
      @mr.3006 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      They're Christian band

    • @Dumb_Killjoy
      @Dumb_Killjoy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      You can be Christian and emo at the same time.

    • @Misanthropolis
      @Misanthropolis 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @A H That ain't metal, son.

    • @troloosauhund8747
      @troloosauhund8747 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Misanthropolis Not only trve cvlt Black Metal is metal, Metalcore is Metal too

    • @Misanthropolis
      @Misanthropolis 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@troloosauhund8747 Bullet for my Valentine is literally a band favored by emos. If emos like it, it's probably not metal.

  • @GekTC
    @GekTC 4 ปีที่แล้ว +742

    This is the greatest post nut clarity story of All Time

  • @gush35z67
    @gush35z67 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Really cool to see how Charlie has grown. He wasn’t always this confident, funny badass, he was just like everyone else.
    You’re a big inspiration to me Charlie, you’re really confident, you’re very genuine, and you just seem like a badass. And making this video shows character, you’re able to share such an embarrassing story, but turn it into something funny rather than making your viewers cringe (they might still be cringing but they’re definitely laughing too). Plus sharing this story allows your viewers to share somewhat of an emotional connection with you.
    Love the content, always makes me laugh!!

  • @thememeestfilmbuff
    @thememeestfilmbuff 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1299

    *I guess Charlie doesn’t like his rock and roll to be hard.*

    • @A_Distraction
      @A_Distraction 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      th-cam.com/video/YPrD9nTbCAI/w-d-xo.html

    • @oidko3969
      @oidko3969 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Damn

    • @corbinglenn2567
      @corbinglenn2567 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@A_Distraction go away bot

    • @YourLocalAverageSquidMan
      @YourLocalAverageSquidMan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@A_Distraction ​I would love to see Tison Playz try and exist in today's current landscape

    • @anorlondo4665
      @anorlondo4665 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ayyy

  • @geo-Sai
    @geo-Sai 4 ปีที่แล้ว +325

    I... cannot fathom how much more confidence I'd need to build before I'd even remotely consider sharing a personal story like *this* on TH-cam. Respect.

    • @eightcoins4401
      @eightcoins4401 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Honestly, this isnt as bad as all the stories from when he was a weeabo

    • @0xsergy
      @0xsergy 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      ye, that's how I feel. charlie is an inspiration to my own confidence, one day maybe. i just need some plastic surgery first. :D

    • @KOTEBANAROT
      @KOTEBANAROT 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ASKING PERMISSION FROM YOUR PARENTS ?????

    • @WidgetWagyu47292
      @WidgetWagyu47292 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@eightcoins4401 omg his college when we’re he acted like a main character lmaoooo the cringe I love charles for how open he is.

  • @gabbyn.3049
    @gabbyn.3049 4 ปีที่แล้ว +383

    Mission objective: *"Find teenage Charlie with the poster in MySpace."*

    • @Tzmpest
      @Tzmpest 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      i'm gonna say what you said but louder

    • @A_Distraction
      @A_Distraction 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ok th-cam.com/video/YPrD9nTbCAI/w-d-xo.html

    • @Cloverfr
      @Cloverfr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I really want to know which username he used back then.

    • @emanonworks
      @emanonworks 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Cloverfr his tiktok name back then is shade, dont know if this helpfull or not, try search in myspace maybe u find it

    • @TherRealSmoothSoviet
      @TherRealSmoothSoviet 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@emanonworks No no, that's just his cover for tiktok, he just wanted to experiment with tiktok, he never used shade anywhere else

  • @horizonset
    @horizonset 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Imagine asking your parents for permission to do the deed....

  • @ThePortalGeek1337
    @ThePortalGeek1337 4 ปีที่แล้ว +98

    I genuinely can’t imagine Charlie being the polar opposite of his current self during his teenager years

  • @justinvreelandmusic
    @justinvreelandmusic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +632

    “I don’t know if you guys remember fye”
    *Charlie, there are three of those stores within 30 miles of my house*

    • @OverlordJojoo
      @OverlordJojoo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      30 miles? damn my country is like 3 miles thick, I have no idea what fye is

    • @soupermemez
      @soupermemez 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I have a fye not too far

    • @dinkleberg6982
      @dinkleberg6982 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      same here could not believe the slander they have great deals on movies, found team america the other day for $6

    • @NoxisYT
      @NoxisYT 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@dinkleberg6982 They filed for bankruptcy this year I think. Most of them by my house have shit down. Back when they were big they did charge way too much for a single CD.

    • @joonashalpin8501
      @joonashalpin8501 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@dinkleberg6982 Are you living in 2005? I haven't heard of anyone buying a dvd movie for over ten years. I just googled Team America world police free online, and it came up as the 3rd option.

  • @franekyvp3590
    @franekyvp3590 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1138

    I have "real" OCD and listening to the dumb, insane and absurd that Charlie did really helps lol

    • @matty_daddy
      @matty_daddy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      th-cam.com/video/rXijzaUxMrs/w-d-xo.html
      Watch his other video in ocd, he goes more in depth

    • @samyuktha.
      @samyuktha. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      yes! same. in another video he talks about how he overcame it and that has been really helping me!

    • @sams9462
      @sams9462 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@samyuktha. his story’s taught me many lessons

    • @hey-ty7yu
      @hey-ty7yu 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Same

    • @crazyspoonwizard
      @crazyspoonwizard 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yup

  • @sal5811
    @sal5811 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    As someone who has struggled with crippling OCD, thank you so much for being real about it!

  • @leekguitar
    @leekguitar 4 ปีที่แล้ว +355

    "i got baptised twice just for the lord to notice" charlie wouldn't want to disappoint his father

    • @A_Distraction
      @A_Distraction 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol th-cam.com/video/YPrD9nTbCAI/w-d-xo.html

    • @Cruscker
      @Cruscker 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@A_Distraction no

    • @YourLocalAverageSquidMan
      @YourLocalAverageSquidMan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      ​@@A_Distraction I would love to see ​Tison Playz try and exist in today's current landscape

  • @aaronmeives4496
    @aaronmeives4496 4 ปีที่แล้ว +647

    Charlie is that one anime protagonist going for 100% of life’s side quests

    • @chickenbonevlogs9098
      @chickenbonevlogs9098 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      th-cam.com/video/PZpUXDTDTYM/w-d-xo.html roetovpprj

    • @naxezy9635
      @naxezy9635 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Sad Peanut 44 man u really need to stop self promoting ur vids

    • @seraph8293
      @seraph8293 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      fillers

    • @A_Distraction
      @A_Distraction 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      th-cam.com/video/YPrD9nTbCAI/w-d-xo.html

    • @corbinglenn2567
      @corbinglenn2567 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@A_Distraction bot

  • @Lol-jb1ud
    @Lol-jb1ud 4 ปีที่แล้ว +268

    *Top 10 Saddest Anime Backstories*

    • @Chuy1348
      @Chuy1348 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yes truly 😔

    • @tngabe4224
      @tngabe4224 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I’m crying rn

  • @princevince2135
    @princevince2135 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I actually had this same situation with a mr Rogers poster hung on my wall, staring right in front of me. It was that one poster that was distributed to promote the movie

  • @NomisBbew
    @NomisBbew 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1815

    "Bullet for my valentine is a metal band"
    Charles calm down.

    • @es0teric76
      @es0teric76 4 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      Well, technically they are "heavy metal"

    • @guitarmaxxer
      @guitarmaxxer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      @Giancarlo Báez thank god someone knows their genre

    • @guitarmaxxer
      @guitarmaxxer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @Giancarlo Báez i listen to metalcore, prog metal etc lmao i dont need an explanation, thanks tho

    • @cloroxbleachtm9638
      @cloroxbleachtm9638 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Its Metalcore

    • @formerlyskidsinmyute
      @formerlyskidsinmyute 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Who cares?

  • @ChoklitThundah
    @ChoklitThundah 4 ปีที่แล้ว +273

    I love how instead of just using the Redline poster as an example, he decided to add an imaginary poster then subtract the Redline one

    • @graceartsy4414
      @graceartsy4414 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      that sounds exactly how my brain works

    • @A_Distraction
      @A_Distraction 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      iOS th-cam.com/video/YPrD9nTbCAI/w-d-xo.html

    • @creatureofhabit7049
      @creatureofhabit7049 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Because redline poster is not in the middle

    • @ChoklitThundah
      @ChoklitThundah 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@creatureofhabit7049 Haha yeah I figured but just thought it was funny since it's still the only thing on his wall

    • @Spooks_FGC
      @Spooks_FGC 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Aditya beat me to it

  • @aperson8690
    @aperson8690 4 ปีที่แล้ว +468

    Charlie is like the quiet kid in the back of the class with a hood on if all of the sudden they gain communication skills

    • @rolo0o
      @rolo0o 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      As the quiet kid in the back of the class I have to agree

    • @iforgorowl7590
      @iforgorowl7590 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@rolo0o 😔👊

    • @xryeau_1760
      @xryeau_1760 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@rolo0o I sat closest to the door whenever I could instead of the back of the class

    • @rolo0o
      @rolo0o 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@xryeau_1760 That's like my friend (who's also a quiet kid) cuz she liked getting home/leave class rlly quickly. I had to stop sitting in the back tho cuz I got glasses so I usually sit in the middle now

    • @Nagi780272
      @Nagi780272 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      thats funny because before he showed his face his avatar was a dude in a red hoodie with the face covered in shadow

  • @chloelong2847
    @chloelong2847 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Old video but Charlie we are kindred spirits, I am so happy you talk about your weird compulsions as a fellow Pure OCD sufferer, I’m sorry u had to suffer of course but as a long time fan you’re my fav < 3

  • @williamcline9335
    @williamcline9335 4 ปีที่แล้ว +325

    Charlie is the most open and human guy on youtube which is why he's my favorite

  • @precoius
    @precoius 4 ปีที่แล้ว +225

    My mom hung a cross in my room. Ever since then, I’ve taken a little more time to shower than I used to.

    • @TheeGothixa
      @TheeGothixa 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Oh wow.

    • @thomasmoriarty04
      @thomasmoriarty04 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I know what i have to do, but i don't know if i have the strength to do it.

    • @SB-cu6lq
      @SB-cu6lq 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@thomasmoriarty04 bruh

  • @pourkouris
    @pourkouris 4 ปีที่แล้ว +304

    "when i was young i was extremely religious"
    Well that explains why you tryna look like jesus

    • @Jackscalfani2
      @Jackscalfani2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Keanu Christ

    • @AlbinoRhino1886
      @AlbinoRhino1886 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Hes not trying good sir he is jesus reincarnated himself. All hail moistcr1tikal

    • @VerbranntHD
      @VerbranntHD 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      He doesn't just look like him.

  • @Rabbit-the-One
    @Rabbit-the-One 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    My room was covered in band posters. I NEED them to watch.

  • @sunshineslowking5025
    @sunshineslowking5025 4 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    Charlie's stories are hilarious but also immensely comforting; I've been ashamed at the things I did during that age but hearing someone else talk and joke about things like this makes it feel normal and okay (still embarrassing obviously but not HUMILIATING), and honestly it feels like an ENORMOUS weight off my chest to feel that way.

  • @saldan3985
    @saldan3985 4 ปีที่แล้ว +229

    "When I was a young man, I was extremely religious"
    That explains his looks now...

    • @roverclover3178
      @roverclover3178 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      G e z a h z

    • @elfin5140
      @elfin5140 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ok time to be religious

    • @truegd4374
      @truegd4374 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      We met jesus himself

    • @jessebean13
      @jessebean13 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Thought you were gonna make a Black Parade reference

    • @jan-mg5ug
      @jan-mg5ug 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Jesse Bean *g* *note*

  • @knowndisc
    @knowndisc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +163

    "The poster's stared down at me."
    "That's when I knew my parents had put cameras in my bedroom."

    • @A_Distraction
      @A_Distraction 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol th-cam.com/video/YPrD9nTbCAI/w-d-xo.html

  • @outpatient1
    @outpatient1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    IT MAKES IT SO MUCH BETTER WHEN YOU SEE WHAT THE BAND LOOKS LIKE 😭😭😭😭

  • @slicedlemons5925
    @slicedlemons5925 4 ปีที่แล้ว +185

    Honestly props to Charlie for actually telling us this, like if this happened to me I would never tell anybody

    • @Otgel
      @Otgel 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      He makes money by posting shit like this

    • @smatchimo55
      @smatchimo55 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@Otgel he's a smart dude, so it's partly yes for the clicks, but this is very good for people to think about and might help them deal with their own weird shit like this.
      This is the kind of story that is literally under confidentiality agreements for therapists, but hes just like thwap, on the table lol.

    • @RL_Happy
      @RL_Happy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      there are no ads on this

  • @lellycat991
    @lellycat991 4 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    i had the exact saame scenario with a john cena poster and he was shirtless smirking at me 24/7 with his chain necklace

    • @strengar7145
      @strengar7145 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      but how would you be able to see him?

    • @jackattack7940
      @jackattack7940 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nice Loveless pfp

    • @ltb1345
      @ltb1345 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Oh, I’ve seen that poster before. Really weird how it’s just a floating necklace.

  • @dawn6658
    @dawn6658 4 ปีที่แล้ว +252

    This...is what TH-cam is about.
    Having a “friend” share a story about some crazy ass shit from his past. 😂🤣😂

  • @CyTheVi5099
    @CyTheVi5099 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Your tears don't fall, They crash around me

  • @endergirl1421
    @endergirl1421 4 ปีที่แล้ว +136

    Imagine them finding this video

  • @rickyp976
    @rickyp976 4 ปีที่แล้ว +163

    One of the best stories I've heard in my entire life. So good knowing I'm not the only one who did weird shit when they were growing up. I admire your honesty Charlie, on a serious note you're probably helping alot of young people realise they're not as fucked up as they think and they're not alone. Keep up the good work dude. Lots of love from the UK.

    • @jasperrose1930
      @jasperrose1930 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Goddamn this comment is so wholesome, I don't even have an appropriate enough response

    • @Gerbilsftw
      @Gerbilsftw 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I feel exactly the same

  • @YopparaiNyanko
    @YopparaiNyanko 4 ปีที่แล้ว +333

    Charlie, you literally got to experience the fetish, without the fear of being arrested for public indecency. 🤣

    • @didkddididj1914
      @didkddididj1914 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      th-cam.com/video/-WoDmJz8m7Y/w-d-xo.html k

  • @theaestheticwalrus3399
    @theaestheticwalrus3399 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I can unequivocally say this is my favorite youtube video of all time.

  • @angeiiortega1568
    @angeiiortega1568 4 ปีที่แล้ว +132

    When you said bullet for my valentine poster my brain immediately pulled up the “the poison ” poster because it has a hot chick on it. Then you said it was the bandmates LMAOOOOOOOOO

  • @celtictheknight
    @celtictheknight 4 ปีที่แล้ว +299

    Props to Charlie for being a Bullet for my Valentine fan.

  • @feroexe7965
    @feroexe7965 4 ปีที่แล้ว +220

    I like that he's pretty open about this kind of stuff.

    • @A_Distraction
      @A_Distraction 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lol th-cam.com/video/YPrD9nTbCAI/w-d-xo.html

    • @Seven-ez5ux
      @Seven-ez5ux 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You're obviously new here haha

    • @OneEyeDollar6
      @OneEyeDollar6 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@Seven-ez5ux How does that mean they're new??

    • @dreamwareinc.3071
      @dreamwareinc.3071 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@OneEyeDollar6 i think he was going for a "YoU jUsT rEaLiZeD tHaT, bRo???" type thing but it doesn't really apply here lol it just feels forced

  • @blakemusonda5896
    @blakemusonda5896 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1031

    No surprise that Jesus christ himself got baptized twice

  • @fighter5338
    @fighter5338 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1602

    he got baptized twice??? he really is homeless Jesus. May god lend him money.

    • @lucassperli5024
      @lucassperli5024 4 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      He doesn't need money, he was in hunger games

    • @butteredlampshade
      @butteredlampshade 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Yeah he's famous he doesn't need money

    • @MedievalFolkDance
      @MedievalFolkDance 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Money?? The man is a top-tier-card puller. He makes money by spending it!

    • @chickenbonevlogs9098
      @chickenbonevlogs9098 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      th-cam.com/video/PZpUXDTDTYM/w-d-xo.html fmoeuvohj

    • @fighter5338
      @fighter5338 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      ​@@MedievalFolkDance he does what he can. just like Jesus duplicating the bread, he duplicates the booster boxes