I Ruined Evolution With Too Much Damage

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  • @balanced7518
    @balanced7518 3 ปีที่แล้ว +183

    I love how he doesn’t do an intro he just gets straight to the gameplay

    • @epiccow288
      @epiccow288 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      yeah

    • @Aliosar22
      @Aliosar22 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Sometimes it's a little confusing though. There have been games I didn't understand until halfway into the video

    • @ZUKTAAA
      @ZUKTAAA 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      i kinda miss hello everyone still

  • @VPCh.
    @VPCh. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +730

    It terrifies me that DF is an actual human rather than just a voice on the internet. Imagine driving and knowing the DF was in a car beside you.

    • @comicunderdog5422
      @comicunderdog5422 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      oh........OH RIP james bond car pulls up

    • @adinosaur2289
      @adinosaur2289 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      No face can ever match his voice

    • @notagoodproblem755
      @notagoodproblem755 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@adinosaur2289 true can’t think of anyone that has that face and voice

    • @timothybutcher4329
      @timothybutcher4329 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yep same

    • @roelkoot8625
      @roelkoot8625 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      You would be in danger then ow

  • @Andaisdet
    @Andaisdet 3 ปีที่แล้ว +153

    “To spike, or not to spike, that, is th-“
    The dumbest question, the answer is always to spike

    • @ClairvoyantFish
      @ClairvoyantFish 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ALL HAIL THE SPIKE, THE GODLY WEAPON

    • @JustAPlaguedCr0w
      @JustAPlaguedCr0w 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Hail DF, the god of spikes and destruction

    • @lumiinousity
      @lumiinousity 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@JustAPlaguedCr0w Ahahahaha good one

    • @DundG
      @DundG 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      But what about claws :(

    • @youraveragerobloxkid
      @youraveragerobloxkid 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      what about to cannon?

  • @toothgapjohn
    @toothgapjohn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +883

    We're all so lucky df ended up as a youtuber and not as a virologist

    • @Crayonsoup
      @Crayonsoup 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Yup videologist yup what I was going to say

    • @jacecupp3932
      @jacecupp3932 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ture also i love his vids

    • @TheGettoclown
      @TheGettoclown 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      If he didn’t become a TH-cam he’d be on national news for something crazy.

    • @nicholassandoval3045
      @nicholassandoval3045 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Who said he wasn’t a virologist for fun. 😂😂😂

    • @MagicCatbus2
      @MagicCatbus2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      DF would probably end up creating and accidentally release something worse than covid.

  • @matthewbranch2552
    @matthewbranch2552 3 ปีที่แล้ว +96

    The randomness of your videos makes me want to come back everyday just because nobody can predict what's gonna be up next

    • @tomat7192
      @tomat7192 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      7

    • @icoughed4991
      @icoughed4991 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Not true you can expect one thing: *spikes*

    • @PKMark
      @PKMark 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@icoughed4991 and suffering for others

    • @maltasar238
      @maltasar238 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      well his videos is either youre not supposed to get this much money/damage in ....

    • @TheBlooBlober
      @TheBlooBlober 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@maltasar238 Well sometimes it's different when he finds a proper game like Undermine, Super Life, or Forager, but yeah as of late it's been the types of videos you said and tbh it's kinda boring. I dont really watch them though I just have them on as whitenoise when Im about to go to bed.

  • @RaynmanPlays
    @RaynmanPlays 3 ปีที่แล้ว +167

    I am shocked and offended that DF would dare suggest the existence of "too much damage."

    • @bionicoath8651
      @bionicoath8651 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      There's no kill like overkill

    • @fi7863
      @fi7863 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@bionicoath8651 i love you now.

  • @rize8745
    @rize8745 3 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    I wouldnt say ruined, more or so, perfected

    • @tomat7192
      @tomat7192 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Take a L 8

  • @iateamuffintheotherday5619
    @iateamuffintheotherday5619 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    DF’s voice: pumped up kicks beat
    DF’s actions: pumped up kicks lyrics

  • @based1195
    @based1195 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Breaking news: DF has learned that “more hurt-y things” isn’t always the best strategy!
    *He’s evolving.*

    • @JustAPlaguedCr0w
      @JustAPlaguedCr0w 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I don’t know if this is bad or good. It’s good for entertainment but might be bad for the earth... which one would you rather have??

  • @jprockafella9012
    @jprockafella9012 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Hey df, I just want to say thank you for always posting videos that make me laugh, it feels like last week I subscribed to a small funny channel with 15k subscribers and binge watched every one of your videos. I hope that you see this and know that you’re content genuinely makes people’s day better and I’m sure everyone else would agree with me. Thank you for all the content and make sure to take a break whenever you feel like you need to.

  • @kartijkondreddi4544
    @kartijkondreddi4544 3 ปีที่แล้ว +194

    His voice makes him look like the most innocent person but his words are so aggressive lol. Who else agrees
    Edit: wtf 190 likes thank you guys for liking my comment 🥰🥰🥰

    • @alfredothemuscleking
      @alfredothemuscleking 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Me lol. he could be talking about how hes gonna kidnapp your family and slowly chop up their fingers and toes, how hes gonna invert their ribcage and we wouldnt even be alarmed because his voice is so calm. until he actually does it

    • @kartijkondreddi4544
      @kartijkondreddi4544 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@alfredothemuscleking holy so true

  • @joshuamartin2618
    @joshuamartin2618 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    “I don’t know if I should do it from the front or the back” that’s what he said

  • @whither1098
    @whither1098 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    The man is a legend. No dumb clickbait, no yelling at you to like comment and subscribe, just a great guy with great content. Sadly he's quite unappreciated. Don't change man, and keep up the good work !

  • @picklicious6438
    @picklicious6438 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Him adding memes and clips makes his videos so mich better

  • @pizzapie5356
    @pizzapie5356 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Ive been on youtube for 5 years and up until now i had never found a youtuber whos every single video was entertaining. Please dont stop what your doing, your amazing.

  • @rirsobindagrave5135
    @rirsobindagrave5135 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    0:10
    DF needs to do more things like this

    • @tomat7192
      @tomat7192 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      7

    • @TrixterTheFemboy
      @TrixterTheFemboy 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@tomat7192 stop saying 7 please it makes no sense

    • @gunshygenie8899
      @gunshygenie8899 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@TrixterTheFemboy ikr

    • @thetominator64
      @thetominator64 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I agree, it was a nice reference. He actually has multiple editors that edit these videos for him, that's why you'll see a difference in editing styles between videos.

    • @tomat7192
      @tomat7192 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@TrixterTheFemboy HOW DARE YOU DISRESPECT THE 7!!

  • @thesllenderwoman4360
    @thesllenderwoman4360 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    The edits are so good

  • @styrofoamcow6996
    @styrofoamcow6996 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    12:12 is essentially DF screaming MORE COWBELL

  • @swordsmancs
    @swordsmancs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    2:17 ancient humans with spears be like

  • @InfinityOrNone
    @InfinityOrNone 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    DF, I only discovered your channel a week ago, and I mostly started watching because your voice sounds like the internal monologue of a bored 13-year-old narrating the lives of an ant colony as he holds a magnifying glass over it.
    I have yet to be disappointed in any way.

  • @DundG
    @DundG 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Next time how about a claw in the middle with two tentacles on the sides to Grap them and get really close and then a lot of agonizers? Like a hug of inescapable suffering!

  • @taylorlong3465
    @taylorlong3465 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I loveee your videos sooooooooooooo much and especially the evolution ones, because there are so many spikes and it's awesome. And I've also liked, subbed, and commented.

  • @nickcarroll3104
    @nickcarroll3104 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I love you, DF, but.... I cant be the only one who hears "eggonizer" when he says "agonizer"?

  • @beastie0700
    @beastie0700 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    love the channel! always something different and fun

  • @asexualidiot1022
    @asexualidiot1022 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Every competitive Pokémon player ever. “The speed is the key to my success”. Lol

  • @fawlous3353
    @fawlous3353 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    your voice is so soothing, watching you during my break when i am studying or working

  • @zekeknoch6297
    @zekeknoch6297 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love your sipho videos and how you cover everything up with spikes.

  • @hatchetsgaming1501
    @hatchetsgaming1501 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    when you just get a new game but ur fav youtuber uploads
    did you do it
    ?
    yes
    what did it cost you?
    everything
    was it worth it?
    yes

    • @hatchetsgaming1501
      @hatchetsgaming1501 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      tlou 2 btw

    • @gary1471
      @gary1471 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@hatchetsgaming1501 I’d rather watch a DF vid than play the last of us 2

  • @kettleoxford4440
    @kettleoxford4440 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Another crazy video but you gotta love the editor of these videos as they know just what to add at the right time

  • @lilharm
    @lilharm 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Innocent creature: *trying to mind its own business*
    DF: “hello would you like to talk about murder”

  • @JohnnyTheSergal
    @JohnnyTheSergal 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Thank you for the content dude, this really boosts my mood!

  • @hatchetsgaming1501
    @hatchetsgaming1501 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I like how he finds the most random game and shows us all that its really cool

    • @Sylphs316
      @Sylphs316 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah! I actually am about to buy it cus I'm bored and this looks fun :D

    • @hatchetsgaming1501
      @hatchetsgaming1501 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Sylphs316 i did once i saw the vid said meh i might try it watched the rest then have been playing it its fun

  • @bowtie_penguin
    @bowtie_penguin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Half of these comments are “wow DF could absolutely destroy our planet if he had the materials too :)”
    and I absolutely agree

  • @agent2864
    @agent2864 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    DF and graystillplays need to play some multiplayer game together

    • @swordsmancs
      @swordsmancs 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      They’ve played a few rounds of Among Us

  • @kingcool4892
    @kingcool4892 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I like how 2 mins in people already say the video is amazing, but gotta say this vid is epic

    • @gary1471
      @gary1471 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Literally nobody said the vid is amazing when they’re 2 mins In

  • @drchromatic
    @drchromatic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    If the alien invasion was run by DF then it would not take long to finish the entire world

    • @doorknob1518
      @doorknob1518 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      i mean it would take like 4 to 100 attempts until he seccusfully takes over

  • @mmilipersonal9929
    @mmilipersonal9929 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I’ve been trying to think of what each TH-cam I watch represents & for DF it’s Probably running into a wall until some thing works

  • @Ryu_D
    @Ryu_D 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Thank you for the episode.

  • @ryleyjenkins2724
    @ryleyjenkins2724 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    How does he only have 1.37 million subs? This content is sooooooooooooooooooooooo good!

  • @frostdachshund9618
    @frostdachshund9618 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    At some point you just got to accept that this is normal for DF

    • @tomat7192
      @tomat7192 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      87

    • @artic_cy4705
      @artic_cy4705 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I've accepted him a LOOONNNGGG time ago

    • @stevennguyen8935
      @stevennguyen8935 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I accepted since Stardew Valley was uploaded by him consistent

  • @legendary190
    @legendary190 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    When your so exited for DFs content that you watch it 1 minute after the vids released.

  • @cloaker7139
    @cloaker7139 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    DF I have a trick to suggest:
    Peapods and spikes.
    Spikes can then be placed really close to each other

  • @scarfsthreads6047
    @scarfsthreads6047 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Give this man any game he will destroy it regardless

    • @Someonecrea
      @Someonecrea 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      That his greatest skill

  • @shawdow1029
    @shawdow1029 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    He attac, and he... frankly just attacs

  • @Maxorus123
    @Maxorus123 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    God i love this guy en his crazy ideas. So glad i came across this guy when i was into stardew valley

  • @-NanoByte
    @-NanoByte 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Whens the idleon video coming out, I'm super excited for that

  • @cronchythelordofchazz
    @cronchythelordofchazz 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    In the first two minutes df. You surpassed anakin in your willingness to stab little ones

  • @wp_2k
    @wp_2k 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    df’s strategy:
    step 1: find something dangerous
    step 2: use excessive amounts of aforementioned dangerous thing
    step 3: kill everything

  • @0507MAZ
    @0507MAZ 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    the first time i watched DF, i know i will like him. after a few months of watching him, i feel like i like him more and more, cant get enough of him.

  • @joshuamartin2618
    @joshuamartin2618 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    “high speed stabbing is much better” that’s what she said

    • @Nathan.u.
      @Nathan.u. 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      "Im not really sure if i should do it from the front or the back" - DF

  • @minecraftnoob7224
    @minecraftnoob7224 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    “DF is unpredictable”
    Me: No you can predict him. He’s always here to cause suffering.🔥

  • @onebrickatatime9097
    @onebrickatatime9097 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    you can assign different zooid ability to the same key if you click on the icons in the lower right part of growth mode

  • @legionbeast
    @legionbeast 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    You should totally use the grabbing tendrils to pull foes in close and do gruesome things to their flesh.

  • @infinatefail302
    @infinatefail302 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    A+ editing on this one!

  • @themanthatlikeswaffles2544
    @themanthatlikeswaffles2544 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Df: I’m going to make a creature that benefits nobody, except me

  • @thedudethatplaysgames2686
    @thedudethatplaysgames2686 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    “I’m struggling probably because of lack of intelligence”

  • @strydyrhellzrydyr1345
    @strydyrhellzrydyr1345 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Dude... U gotta learn.... The spike idea seems great.. u just keep making them point like a W... Make the angles between the spikes. Much smaller. More acute angles... Or better yet.. PARALLEL

  • @faielyne
    @faielyne 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Idea: grabby in the front, two claws on the side, spikes everywhere else.

  • @anubis63000jd
    @anubis63000jd 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I like using the sniper, and lining up as many cannons in a row as possible.It's important to line the cannons up one behind another. Not side by side. It drills through things.
    Creature blueprint example: |_|_|_|

  • @alucardincorporated3093
    @alucardincorporated3093 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Jesus Christ Even the editor said that's just df in general when he said I'm also wildly unpredictable

  • @thatone6751
    @thatone6751 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "High speed stabbing is good" might want to invest in ballistic knifes which are a real thing

  • @thewatcher7579
    @thewatcher7579 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I see what your doing with the thumbnails lol

  • @dragoslocher3687
    @dragoslocher3687 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    13:18 you could have just cut the conetion point of the "arms" from the main body so that it would not spawn those little guys.
    Just a tip.

  • @KlepzButGamer
    @KlepzButGamer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Alternate title: Spikes in evolution

  • @latioshunter
    @latioshunter 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Nobody can ever know what you're gonna do if you don't know either.

  • @FreeHugzForLife
    @FreeHugzForLife 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Use the claw with two greaser attached to 3 claws then double up on the sides for maximum damage

  • @flesherlml4569
    @flesherlml4569 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    did u hire a editor? because i see a lot of edit work on this video (or did u edit yourself ?)

    • @jenna.5896
      @jenna.5896 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Pretty sure he has an editor.

    • @flesherlml4569
      @flesherlml4569 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jenna.5896 thank for answering actually i was going to delete it but thanks anyway

  • @classcommie
    @classcommie 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    "It's once again time to run evolution in reverse and create a creature that basically benefits no one." - God right before he created the first human.

  • @rifflerunderhill7006
    @rifflerunderhill7006 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Curious how well a grab and poison build might work.

  • @3snoW_
    @3snoW_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    "Let's lose mobility for more firepower!" - starts dying repeatedly lol

  • @Paskaloth
    @Paskaloth 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    sweet more stabby creature fun!

  • @hahasofunny3973
    @hahasofunny3973 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Ruining evolution is my favorite hobby

  • @itsJJJbitches
    @itsJJJbitches 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    df "staying quick and agile will be the key"
    me to myself "thats not gonna last...."
    df"we gave up all speed for damage!"
    me "yep knew it"

  • @probablyblue426
    @probablyblue426 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Spore 2 is looking pretty good!

  • @doodoobadoo2506
    @doodoobadoo2506 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I looked at the thumbnail and said "That's alot of damage!"

  • @tinpin609
    @tinpin609 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    “Lack of design skill”, at least DF is self aware.

  • @funnyhowthingsturnout6186
    @funnyhowthingsturnout6186 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Evolution is just a numbers game.

  • @Coastal_Tavern
    @Coastal_Tavern 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    You are my comfort youtuber.

  • @OurHeroXero
    @OurHeroXero 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    If I've learned anything about @DangerouslyFunny in the past week...it's that if they were one of the Robot Masters in a MegaMan game...they'd be Spikeman

  • @MoonstarWStarmoon
    @MoonstarWStarmoon 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    DF, you might like a game called Ecosystem! It's where you make an environment and evolve creatures over time

  • @Sechs0rBecks
    @Sechs0rBecks 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    so someone did a game out of the first phase of Spore?! Cool, was the best part of the game anyway. xD

  • @shortplays2573
    @shortplays2573 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    You should definitely try Reassembly its like this game but in space you evolve and it's fucking awesome

  • @respecttheduels7868
    @respecttheduels7868 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    He said he was gonna stab something so sophisticated...
    “I’m gonna do ever more stabbing”

  • @joki293
    @joki293 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Your voice is just so cute it makes my heart melt 🥰😵🥺

  • @Hana1LuLu
    @Hana1LuLu 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    The minute he removed his mobility I knew it was the beginning of the end

  • @mattevans4377
    @mattevans4377 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Did DF forget he already did the whole super sniper build? Guess he just likes shooting big loads ;)

  • @tanknomaniac
    @tanknomaniac 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Dangerious Funnilius Stabbicus.

  • @gfb-uk8re
    @gfb-uk8re 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Imagen if DF was in controll of every knife in the world

  • @Peacich
    @Peacich 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Why is this so entertaining?

  • @antongarnemark7240
    @antongarnemark7240 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That's a lotta damage

  • @ellismeyer1716
    @ellismeyer1716 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Pog

  • @jtcmule3336
    @jtcmule3336 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Will there be more Feed And Grow: Fish? I enjoyed that one alot!

  • @KyrstOak
    @KyrstOak 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    4:07 Sudden rabbit. 😆

  • @caranielsen1306
    @caranielsen1306 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    “Now that’s ALLOTA DAMAGE!”

  • @DWal32
    @DWal32 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    what if you put the core of your thing at the back instead of at the front where the spikes are

  • @MaryMae_Gacha
    @MaryMae_Gacha 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I want Df and Gray to collab so bad :0

  • @cubicfarzomm8870
    @cubicfarzomm8870 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    1:09 please no... AHHHHH

  • @Bullerephon
    @Bullerephon 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Now that's a lotta damage

  • @dillanswanson60
    @dillanswanson60 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    3:14 literally a lobster

  • @cyclojunctureomnibus946
    @cyclojunctureomnibus946 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    When df uses an American dad clip:
    Nice