I Ruined Evolution With Too Much Damage
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 9 เม.ย. 2021
- It's all about creating a creature that can defeat the others and upgrade itself in the process. Naturally lot's of damage seems like the best way to do this. I manage to design a creature that can inflict a ton of damage and take very little in return, as long as it's very fast. Eventually I decide to try even more damage while sacrificing speed and it all falls apart.
Sipho - store.steampowered.com/app/80... - เกม
I love how he doesn’t do an intro he just gets straight to the gameplay
yeah
Sometimes it's a little confusing though. There have been games I didn't understand until halfway into the video
i kinda miss hello everyone still
DF is the type of person who would invent the mosquito and be proud of its destructive potential
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Yeah probably
Mosquitos with spider-like fur on them, that will torment humans further
I mean the guy got a point
ye
“To spike, or not to spike, that, is th-“
The dumbest question, the answer is always to spike
ALL HAIL THE SPIKE, THE GODLY WEAPON
Hail DF, the god of spikes and destruction
@@JustAPlaguedCr0w Ahahahaha good one
But what about claws :(
what about to cannon?
It terrifies me that DF is an actual human rather than just a voice on the internet. Imagine driving and knowing the DF was in a car beside you.
oh........OH RIP james bond car pulls up
No face can ever match his voice
@@adinosaur2289 true can’t think of anyone that has that face and voice
Yep same
You would be in danger then ow
We're all so lucky df ended up as a youtuber and not as a virologist
Yup videologist yup what I was going to say
Ture also i love his vids
If he didn’t become a TH-cam he’d be on national news for something crazy.
Who said he wasn’t a virologist for fun. 😂😂😂
DF would probably end up creating and accidentally release something worse than covid.
The randomness of your videos makes me want to come back everyday just because nobody can predict what's gonna be up next
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Not true you can expect one thing: *spikes*
@@icoughed4991 and suffering for others
well his videos is either youre not supposed to get this much money/damage in ....
@@maltasar238 Well sometimes it's different when he finds a proper game like Undermine, Super Life, or Forager, but yeah as of late it's been the types of videos you said and tbh it's kinda boring. I dont really watch them though I just have them on as whitenoise when Im about to go to bed.
I wouldnt say ruined, more or so, perfected
@Take a L 8
DF’s voice: pumped up kicks beat
DF’s actions: pumped up kicks lyrics
Hahaha
I am shocked and offended that DF would dare suggest the existence of "too much damage."
There's no kill like overkill
@@bionicoath8651 i love you now.
Breaking news: DF has learned that “more hurt-y things” isn’t always the best strategy!
*He’s evolving.*
I don’t know if this is bad or good. It’s good for entertainment but might be bad for the earth... which one would you rather have??
His voice makes him look like the most innocent person but his words are so aggressive lol. Who else agrees
Edit: wtf 190 likes thank you guys for liking my comment 🥰🥰🥰
Me lol. he could be talking about how hes gonna kidnapp your family and slowly chop up their fingers and toes, how hes gonna invert their ribcage and we wouldnt even be alarmed because his voice is so calm. until he actually does it
@@alfredothemuscleking •_•
@@alfredothemuscleking holy so true
“I don’t know if I should do it from the front or the back” that’s what he said
Hey df, I just want to say thank you for always posting videos that make me laugh, it feels like last week I subscribed to a small funny channel with 15k subscribers and binge watched every one of your videos. I hope that you see this and know that you’re content genuinely makes people’s day better and I’m sure everyone else would agree with me. Thank you for all the content and make sure to take a break whenever you feel like you need to.
12:12 is essentially DF screaming MORE COWBELL
0:10
DF needs to do more things like this
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@@tomat7192 stop saying 7 please it makes no sense
@@TrixterTheFemboy ikr
I agree, it was a nice reference. He actually has multiple editors that edit these videos for him, that's why you'll see a difference in editing styles between videos.
@@TrixterTheFemboy HOW DARE YOU DISRESPECT THE 7!!
I love you, DF, but.... I cant be the only one who hears "eggonizer" when he says "agonizer"?
Him adding memes and clips makes his videos so mich better
He has embraced the memes
2:17 ancient humans with spears be like
Persistence hunters
Monke
BuT aCiEnT huMaNs DiDn’T LiVe uNdEr wAtEr!¡
Next time how about a claw in the middle with two tentacles on the sides to Grap them and get really close and then a lot of agonizers? Like a hug of inescapable suffering!
Every competitive Pokémon player ever. “The speed is the key to my success”. Lol
I loveee your videos sooooooooooooo much and especially the evolution ones, because there are so many spikes and it's awesome. And I've also liked, subbed, and commented.
The edits are so good
love the channel! always something different and fun
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I love your sipho videos and how you cover everything up with spikes.
Thank you for the content dude, this really boosts my mood!
DF and graystillplays need to play some multiplayer game together
They’ve played a few rounds of Among Us
DF, I only discovered your channel a week ago, and I mostly started watching because your voice sounds like the internal monologue of a bored 13-year-old narrating the lives of an ant colony as he holds a magnifying glass over it.
I have yet to be disappointed in any way.
Ive been on youtube for 5 years and up until now i had never found a youtuber whos every single video was entertaining. Please dont stop what your doing, your amazing.
your voice is so soothing, watching you during my break when i am studying or working
Another crazy video but you gotta love the editor of these videos as they know just what to add at the right time
The man is a legend. No dumb clickbait, no yelling at you to like comment and subscribe, just a great guy with great content. Sadly he's quite unappreciated. Don't change man, and keep up the good work !
I’ve been trying to think of what each TH-cam I watch represents & for DF it’s Probably running into a wall until some thing works
Innocent creature: *trying to mind its own business*
DF: “hello would you like to talk about murder”
I like how he finds the most random game and shows us all that its really cool
Yeah! I actually am about to buy it cus I'm bored and this looks fun :D
@@Sylphs316 i did once i saw the vid said meh i might try it watched the rest then have been playing it its fun
when you just get a new game but ur fav youtuber uploads
did you do it
?
yes
what did it cost you?
everything
was it worth it?
yes
tlou 2 btw
@@hatchetsgaming1501 I’d rather watch a DF vid than play the last of us 2
Thank you for the episode.
When your so exited for DFs content that you watch it 1 minute after the vids released.
I'm just 2 min
I’m like six minutes late
If the alien invasion was run by DF then it would not take long to finish the entire world
i mean it would take like 4 to 100 attempts until he seccusfully takes over
I see what your doing with the thumbnails lol
He attac, and he... frankly just attacs
I like how 2 mins in people already say the video is amazing, but gotta say this vid is epic
Literally nobody said the vid is amazing when they’re 2 mins In
Half of these comments are “wow DF could absolutely destroy our planet if he had the materials too :)”
and I absolutely agree
God i love this guy en his crazy ideas. So glad i came across this guy when i was into stardew valley
A+ editing on this one!
“I’m struggling probably because of lack of intelligence”
Same
“high speed stabbing is much better” that’s what she said
"Im not really sure if i should do it from the front or the back" - DF
Whens the idleon video coming out, I'm super excited for that
11:38 He's so cute saying " he ded"
Give this man any game he will destroy it regardless
That his greatest skill
Alternate title: Spikes in evolution
Df: I’m going to make a creature that benefits nobody, except me
“DF is unpredictable”
Me: No you can predict him. He’s always here to cause suffering.🔥
At some point you just got to accept that this is normal for DF
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I've accepted him a LOOONNNGGG time ago
I accepted since Stardew Valley was uploaded by him consistent
In the first two minutes df. You surpassed anakin in your willingness to stab little ones
You should totally use the grabbing tendrils to pull foes in close and do gruesome things to their flesh.
Jesus Christ Even the editor said that's just df in general when he said I'm also wildly unpredictable
the first time i watched DF, i know i will like him. after a few months of watching him, i feel like i like him more and more, cant get enough of him.
you can assign different zooid ability to the same key if you click on the icons in the lower right part of growth mode
DF I have a trick to suggest:
Peapods and spikes.
Spikes can then be placed really close to each other
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"Let's lose mobility for more firepower!" - starts dying repeatedly lol
Idea: grabby in the front, two claws on the side, spikes everywhere else.
df’s strategy:
step 1: find something dangerous
step 2: use excessive amounts of aforementioned dangerous thing
step 3: kill everything
How does he only have 1.37 million subs? This content is sooooooooooooooooooooooo good!
Now that's a lotta damage
Why is this so entertaining?
Dangerious Funnilius Stabbicus.
Spore 2 is looking pretty good!
sweet more stabby creature fun!
That's a lotta damage
He said he was gonna stab something so sophisticated...
“I’m gonna do ever more stabbing”
You should definitely try Reassembly its like this game but in space you evolve and it's fucking awesome
Evolution is just a numbers game.
so someone did a game out of the first phase of Spore?! Cool, was the best part of the game anyway. xD
4:07 Sudden rabbit. 😆
Use the claw with two greaser attached to 3 claws then double up on the sides for maximum damage
I looked at the thumbnail and said "That's alot of damage!"
"High speed stabbing is good" might want to invest in ballistic knifes which are a real thing
Ruining evolution is my favorite hobby
I like using the sniper, and lining up as many cannons in a row as possible.It's important to line the cannons up one behind another. Not side by side. It drills through things.
Creature blueprint example: |_|_|_|
“Now that’s ALLOTA DAMAGE!”
Big pog
Dude... U gotta learn.... The spike idea seems great.. u just keep making them point like a W... Make the angles between the spikes. Much smaller. More acute angles... Or better yet.. PARALLEL
1:09 please no... AHHHHH
DF, you might like a game called Ecosystem! It's where you make an environment and evolve creatures over time
Now THAT’S A LOTTA DAMAGE
What do you mean to much damage? More pain equals more happiness and SCREAMS HEHEHEHE HAHAHAHAHAA
Pretty cool
Yes more vids of this game please
Will there be more Feed And Grow: Fish? I enjoyed that one alot!
Curious how well a grab and poison build might work.
When df uses an American dad clip:
Nice
13:18 you could have just cut the conetion point of the "arms" from the main body so that it would not spawn those little guys.
Just a tip.
This reminds me of bubble tanks arena that game was great rip flash
I love this episodes 😍😍
Nice english
If I've learned anything about @DangerouslyFunny in the past week...it's that if they were one of the Robot Masters in a MegaMan game...they'd be Spikeman
Imagen if DF was in controll of every knife in the world
This man is soo determined woah
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No he just has a lot of time on his hands and this is his job
Nobody can ever know what you're gonna do if you don't know either.
The minute he removed his mobility I knew it was the beginning of the end