I think our friend Harstem hasn't ever played diamond and lower. He has no idea what does it mean to play bad. We diamonds are able to fuck up everything.
word, although I'm amazed at those "does this suck or is this IMBA" with 3.6k mmr+ at least I like to think I'm twice as good as them, but maybe I've been lying to myself my whole life
@@KotChorny it's very likely at least. Rumor is Blizz has "restructured" (read: mostly fired) the whole team responsible for HotS, SC2 and Classic games. This, my Protoss friend, is the future of SC2.
Noticed it became easier to build muscle in the gym after I started using the first two builds. Accidentally used the third build a few times and noticed I felt lethargic and weak in the following days, I'd stay away from that one.
lmao, great tale. I noticed your English is nearly perfect with such a nice twist to it that keeps me watching video after video. Storys and humor are on par. Your skills and analysis are really how I play SC2 vicariously through you and your content, thank you!
"You just played two games against your terran friend. He's fuming. He's telling you that your race is for complete idiots. He can't believe that, even though he's been practicing for 35 hours a day for the past 12 years and you only picked up the game yesterday, you're already beating him" This is why I watch this channel lol
Thank you for improving my newb silver terran ladder experience with these new highly skilled protoss strats :) I can't wait to experience the variety of these pro-toss openers on the ladder!
I am still waiting to see when Harstem will realize that the word "syllable" has three syllables. He is not so dumb as he thinks, he is just a few pennies short of a dollar.
@@milesscheetz9841 Thank you for clearing that up because I looked in the google dictionary just now and they were claiming there was three syllable in that word. Shows you how little you can trust google these days. I thought I was being clever.
@@666mandrake it’s hard to find out the truth in the age of fake news and silencing of the truth. Luckily I’m here for you, spreading truth despite being constantly under attack and labeled as a conspiracy theorist.
Had a really shitty day and 4 minutes in I'm already laughing out loud in the lunch room at work like a complete idiot. Thanks man, really needed this!
I am new to SC2 and have been playing less than 6 months. This video totally elevated my PvT game, and it really sunk in how build orders are used and necessary. That being said, I am looking for advice. I don't think I can handle maybe more than 2-3 build orders per race versus Protoss (my chosen race). Could you direct me to the best build orders to handle most openers? Also, do you have any must watch videos to, in general, help my game play (drills, key skills, how to improve micro, counters, timing)? I appreciate the help you have given me, you have been a mentor, even if you didn't know it. I actually whooped a Terran so good, he decided to switch to Protoss. Thank you.
honestly, it just sounds like Harstem really wants a reason to BM and flame everyone on the ladder. kinda like an american that really wants any reason to use his gun
I needed like 2 hours to consistently get the first void Ray to pop out at 3 05 like shown in the video(you can be faster, but I'm not gonna try to be faster than harstem). Queued up a game, got Terran, who was going for a cloak ghost rush, with the first ghost out of his proxy barracks at around 3 50. After seeing my void Ray fly into his base at 3 20 (I accidentally stopped a couple of times on the way there) he just surrendered, but not after saying "omg, gay confirmed". Since it's 4 am I probably would've got him again if I queued again, but I can't do the other builds yet to complete the story.
See next video "Make Terrans RAGE More Times With The Same Strategy (4 to 6 levels)" where you dramatically change build doing 13 pylon at start so terran think it's pure macro play... or you can build 2nd and 3rd gate in proxy. Trick this guys like you never did it before. P.s. I'm random and i feel offended. Probably shouldn't play ladder some time after it! Ty, Harmster, you saving a bunch of my time for free * hearts *
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"some of you might even have friend" bold statement right there
friend? is that a new patch? co op? oh you mean carried by random
a brilliant tutorial on how to lose the few friends you already have
have a toss friend on my level, always nice matches , now i dont play with him anymore because he uses that :D
I think our friend Harstem hasn't ever played diamond and lower. He has no idea what does it mean to play bad. We diamonds are able to fuck up everything.
word, although I'm amazed at those "does this suck or is this IMBA" with 3.6k mmr+
at least I like to think I'm twice as good as them, but maybe I've been lying to myself my whole life
*laughs in Gold* what drugs are you on?
lmao yea,
but to be fair against terran it does work, but not against zerg/toss
Gray Jedi lmaooo factsss
diamond zerg always floating 1000+ minerals xD supply block every game, mass overlord production
I am a terran player and i find this content offencive. I was laughing so hard when harstem said "we can stop pretending"
"Every single week we will release new content to annoy terrans even more." - Me: tears of joy. Terran: salty tears of anger.
"Most of the people watching this video havent even touched SC2 in the last 3 month" Never have i been so offended by something that is so true
I only played brood war but I always watch sc2 tournaments. how bout that?
I've never played SC2 but somehow watching this
@@guicho271828 same!
lmao great tale
Beating terrans with void ray all ins in 4 different ways and even bad micro and mistimings
That's what we need
Great content
I have two phrases that describe the vid perfectly: "Prismatic core online" and "Per'dac Curall"
nice
"There are no more balance patches" 😈
Is he joking or its true? I’ve just resumed playing after 2year break
@@KotChorny it's very likely at least. Rumor is Blizz has "restructured" (read: mostly fired) the whole team responsible for HotS, SC2 and Classic games. This, my Protoss friend, is the future of SC2.
@@TLTeo would be the future if they actually manage to win any tournament haven't won anything lately
@@TLTeo hmm, very might be, because I’ve also heard that they did same with sc judging system, it barely makes sense to send reports at all now.
@@miscojones9904 I don't see how winning tournaments has anything to do with pissing off Terrans on ladder.
Noticed it became easier to build muscle in the gym after I started using the first two builds. Accidentally used the third build a few times and noticed I felt lethargic and weak in the following days, I'd stay away from that one.
If there's one thing that zerg and toss players can agree on, it's that terrans suck and it's fun to make them rage
"lmao, great tale"
Stargate is my two syllable word of the day!
Nice
How about double Stargate into dt into charge all in?
@@oruchkin
Sounds too complicated for a real Toss 🧐
me as a terran, now going into mass marins / bunker on a TvP game for the next month .
lmao, great tale, captain
I play random so I’m 1/3 hating you and 1/3 loving you, the other third still hates you.
more like 1/9
, u need a PvT matchup , it dosent really work well in PvP and even less in PVZ
lmao, great tale. I noticed your English is nearly perfect with such a nice twist to it that keeps me watching video after video. Storys and humor are on par. Your skills and analysis are really how I play SC2 vicariously through you and your content, thank you!
Harstem forgot one thing. "I played this on a crappy keyboard, crappy, mouse and with no gaming chair"
"You just played two games against your terran friend. He's fuming. He's telling you that your race is for complete idiots. He can't believe that, even though he's been practicing for 35 hours a day for the past 12 years and you only picked up the game yesterday, you're already beating him"
This is why I watch this channel lol
Harstem really cultivating his TV chef vibes with this video.
casually explained: protoss is a monke race
Lmao, great tale Captain!
Thank you for improving my newb silver terran ladder experience with these new highly skilled protoss strats :) I can't wait to experience the variety of these pro-toss openers on the ladder!
I am still waiting to see when Harstem will realize that the word "syllable" has three syllables. He is not so dumb as he thinks, he is just a few pennies short of a dollar.
good comment
nah, don't make it to hard please: >>the word "syllable" has more than two syllables
I mean technically it's just 2 syllables syl-lable (-ble isn't a syllable)
@@milesscheetz9841 Thank you for clearing that up because I looked in the google dictionary just now and they were claiming there was three syllable in that word. Shows you how little you can trust google these days. I thought I was being clever.
@@666mandrake it’s hard to find out the truth in the age of fake news and silencing of the truth. Luckily I’m here for you, spreading truth despite being constantly under attack and labeled as a conspiracy theorist.
This build is jokes, I don't even play Protoss and I went from silver to platinum league in one night 😂😂
How to make terrans rage?
Just fly all over their fuckin' base
Had a really shitty day and 4 minutes in I'm already laughing out loud in the lunch room at work like a complete idiot. Thanks man, really needed this!
lmao what a great tale captain can't wait to hear the shanty that will be written about it!
Awesome! I think Harstems evil twin-brother just took over the channel.
i am a terran and i am offended. I am now affraid to see the result of this video on the ladder
I usually play terran, but I think I may have to start playing with protoss now that Harstem has enlightened me. Lol
LMFAO, "We can stop pretending" I love it.
I am laughing and crying at the same time
I like your sound effect when you lift up cyclone with Phoenix LOL
Zerg watching this series: *sweats profusely*
I know a word... 'sophisticated'
You spelled it wrong.
Clearly, it should be:
So-fist-a-gated 🤜🏽
Harstem will single-handedly be the reason for the next month of void ray cheese like lowko lol.
I once was a struggling 💎 Toss vs Terran. Now I just make them rage about how I play brainless death-ball race. 😆
You channel has made me watch StarCraft 2 stuff again
This build gave my terran friend brain fungus, thank you
"You can't lose this probe, this probe is very very important. ... If you accidentally do lose the probe, it's really no problem."
Kevin now we need things that are strange that can annoy zerg and protoss with the same build, no cannon rush, no nexus rush, something new :D
ayy lmaos invading with their ufos, great tale
Starcraft is a Gourmet dinner,
Protoss is fancy Cheese,
Terran is an expensive Wine
Zerg is a delicious Meat
>Ask your friends
Harstem stop bullying me.
"Protoss players only use 2 syllable words" syllable is 3 syllables right there. What a Terran
Congratz, Harstem, for your esl open cup winning!)
this is freaking perfect! how didn't you laugh at the ending monologue? xDDD
I love the pick of destiny poster in the back
I just think shield batteries shouldn't warp in with full energy, or maybe make an upgrade that gives them that like infestors
Harstem, reading my mind: This is a fabricated story
HAHAHAHA, since 22:35 until the end, you gotta love this.
Lmao, Great tale!
Big plays from the big lips! I always use this strat against salty terrans
I like the speedrun format. Anyways thanks for the content, (trying to) follow it made me a better player!
yo Harstem, I glad you won showtime, it was cool....my dude!
lmao, you've opened a pandora's box Harstem!
"any word with more than two syllables". job done ^^
LMAO great tale!!
I don't get how Harstem has only 55-56k subs on this channel. This is genuinely funny content.
lmao, great tail :)
Protoss players only know two-syllable words?! Inconceivable!
This still holds! Today I've played two PvT's with this build and both terrans forgot to gg! Protoss bullshit ftw!
I am new to SC2 and have been playing less than 6 months. This video totally elevated my PvT game, and it really sunk in how build orders are used and necessary. That being said, I am looking for advice. I don't think I can handle maybe more than 2-3 build orders per race versus Protoss (my chosen race). Could you direct me to the best build orders to handle most openers? Also, do you have any must watch videos to, in general, help my game play (drills, key skills, how to improve micro, counters, timing)?
I appreciate the help you have given me, you have been a mentor, even if you didn't know it. I actually whooped a Terran so good, he decided to switch to Protoss. Thank you.
Bruh...when he said "Here comes the ultimate move" an ad of Black Desert Online played...
basically, if you lose the first cyclone without getting any void ray, you're dead.
Kind of a cheap build though in the first place right. It would be way harder to defend that build than it is to pull this build off.
Been waiting for this video my whole life
As a terran: I am offended to the depths of my soul.... well played good sir!
hahaha someone saw prince yesterday in code A!! love it!
muah, chef's kiss. protoss cheese always pairs best with terran whine
honestly, it just sounds like Harstem really wants a reason to BM and flame everyone on the ladder. kinda like an american that really wants any reason to use his gun
"mikro" hahahahahaha absolutely hilarious
Please, next series of coop missions, go Karax and full cannon Rush over the place.
We gonna love it!
This video will spoil a whole generation. RIP.
Any word with more than two syllables!!! XD
Colossus - my favourite two syllables word
Lmao, great tail
a cheeky quite literally tutorial
Pro-toss? Gnhkrsch! Uhh!
I needed like 2 hours to consistently get the first void Ray to pop out at 3 05 like shown in the video(you can be faster, but I'm not gonna try to be faster than harstem). Queued up a game, got Terran, who was going for a cloak ghost rush, with the first ghost out of his proxy barracks at around 3 50. After seeing my void Ray fly into his base at 3 20 (I accidentally stopped a couple of times on the way there) he just surrendered, but not after saying "omg, gay confirmed". Since it's 4 am I probably would've got him again if I queued again, but I can't do the other builds yet to complete the story.
the king has returned!
laughing alot, very fascinating anecdote
I am a protoss I only know the word syllable because you used it so thank you for my first three syllable word.
lmao, great tale!
Simply love it
As a lazy protoss player, and a hater of Terrans I love this video. Even had someone curse me out as they surrendered, so good. More of these please
Good for you lazy toss player. at least you can win like this. Imagine you actually had to have skill to play a race :(
The golden content!!!!!!!!! Miss spell to win!
23:25 Sillabul 👍🏼
Harstem: most of you watching this video haven't touched sc2 in 3 months.
Me: excuse me sir it's only been 2 1/2 months.
Lmao, great tale.
Super strat, Ty !
Lmao, great story!
One less friend to worry about.
See next video "Make Terrans RAGE More Times With The Same Strategy (4 to 6 levels)" where you dramatically change build doing 13 pylon at start so terran think it's pure macro play... or you can build 2nd and 3rd gate in proxy. Trick this guys like you never did it before.
P.s. I'm random and i feel offended. Probably shouldn't play ladder some time after it! Ty, Harmster, you saving a bunch of my time for free * hearts *
22:40 my Boy harstem spitting facts. If youre a terran, sucks to be you
lmao gr8 tale
Moar Clowntent Pweez!
I play both Terran and Protoss, so I feel somewhat conflicted about this. Oh well.
That's why I like Harstem