Joe Walker lines that I think about a lot (part one)

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  • @justasidekick5337
    @justasidekick5337 4 ปีที่แล้ว +659

    May I add:
    "Oh, so you think you're better than me just because you can read? Well get out of my bookstore!"
    And
    "Do not feed me a shit and call it *cous cous* Ja'far."
    Because those are my favourite lines from Twisted and I think about them non stop. (In conclusion, Joe Walker has a lot of iconic lines.)

    • @wolf09980
      @wolf09980 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      but you forgot the part after where it says "we dont like your kind in here anyway"

  • @Sophie-sw4mz
    @Sophie-sw4mz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +384

    ‘Mr Curt Mega, if that IS your real name’ gets me everytime 😂

  • @judysahakian4257
    @judysahakian4257 4 ปีที่แล้ว +274

    “When the technology is available!” Is one of my favorite lines from AVPM

  • @imtryingmybest673
    @imtryingmybest673 4 ปีที่แล้ว +291

    The “sir I wanna but these shoes Christmas song” monologue stuck with me so much I made a little drawing of him and bug with him saying it and hung it on my wall

  • @deadasadoornailname
    @deadasadoornailname 4 ปีที่แล้ว +296

    I KNOW it's not technically a Joe Walker line because it's not delivered by him but every goddamn day I'm haunted by *"JOE WALKER D I E S"*

  • @jc-pi9lf
    @jc-pi9lf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +294

    "mr curt mege if thats your real name " is a very underrated fourth wall break

    • @jc-pi9lf
      @jc-pi9lf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Catie B his name irl is curt mega

  • @atlascalliopecharon
    @atlascalliopecharon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +165

    There are too many opportunities in my everyday life to tell my brother “killing people doesn’t make them like you, it just makes them dead.”

  • @bi_cycle
    @bi_cycle 4 ปีที่แล้ว +438

    I just think about Joe Walker a lot. Like, an unhealthy amount.

    • @ameliaawan6188
      @ameliaawan6188 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Mood

    • @thatone6913
      @thatone6913 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Bi Cycle i always randomly scream joe in my house and my parents r always confused

    • @e.aesch0
      @e.aesch0 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Yesterday my mom accused me of spending more time “with” team starkid than I do with my actual friends

    • @thatone6913
      @thatone6913 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Emily Grace my parents have no idea who starkid is but my friends r so annoyed @ me singing and talking about joe walker every time we talk i feel an intervention coming soon

    • @trezalkapeliskova2121
      @trezalkapeliskova2121 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same.

  • @allieskelley
    @allieskelley 4 ปีที่แล้ว +150

    every one of joe walker´s roles is a gift to humanity

  • @evilkingarthur
    @evilkingarthur 4 ปีที่แล้ว +110

    Nothing will ever hit me as hard as “Quirrell, okay is wonderful”. It gets to me EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.

  • @thatone6913
    @thatone6913 4 ปีที่แล้ว +122

    a n d o f f e r i t a *C L E A N A N D P L E A S I N G W O R S H I P*

  • @emmaferreira717
    @emmaferreira717 4 ปีที่แล้ว +215

    His accent for the bartender kills me every time xD
    "WhaT ThE heLL DId yoU JuSt sAy tO ME?"

  • @rakum4919
    @rakum4919 4 ปีที่แล้ว +101

    "okay is wonderful" is wonderful

  • @isobel7213
    @isobel7213 4 ปีที่แล้ว +211

    He is Lord, Duck is Lord...

    • @delphisheridan7788
      @delphisheridan7788 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      The duck is pleased

    • @mads9966
      @mads9966 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Let us offer him a cleeeaan and pleeeaaasing wooorshiiip

    • @puppypotter27
      @puppypotter27 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      He is lord lord lord
      Duck is lord!

  • @bluebirdie2011
    @bluebirdie2011 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    how would I describe my love for Joe Walker?
    ...probably with adjectives.

  • @marinarasauce5701
    @marinarasauce5701 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    the one dislike is from the illiterate librarian in twisted

  • @panickedscorpio3308
    @panickedscorpio3308 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Joe gets type casted. Not as a character type, but as a type of cursed energy.

  • @leiii05
    @leiii05 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    Quirrelmort will always be something that I think about.

  • @alyssamonkey
    @alyssamonkey 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    Literally “You’re a big DEummY! And I’m mad at you!” Pops into my head all the time! Also, watching this I’ve realized that Tarkin’s accent is kind of a cross between Up and Achmed??

  • @addiedoherty9300
    @addiedoherty9300 4 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    Why did I not notice joey’s character holding Al’s character’s face in SAF until now 3:07

  • @Nina-gf1fv
    @Nina-gf1fv 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    May I add: 'You are not a failure..overall'; truly inspiring words to live by

  • @capitanrogers9235
    @capitanrogers9235 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    *Quirrell... Maaan... LISTEEEEEN*

  • @swampghost835
    @swampghost835 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    “quirell, ok is wonderful!” should not make my cry the way it does

  • @amityislandchum
    @amityislandchum 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    His facial expression after "there is no God" is probably my favorite moment in all of Starkid.

  • @keysersoze4685
    @keysersoze4685 4 ปีที่แล้ว +114

    It's like you read my mind! I have never clicked on a video so fast! The only one I can currently think that I would have added would be in Starship when Nick says to him "shut up you, you're drunk" and Joe goes "no I'm drunk!" Gets me everytime!

    • @starrynight7624
      @starrynight7624 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That's such an underrated line!

    • @keysersoze4685
      @keysersoze4685 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@starrynight7624 I know! I showed Starship to my parents, and this is the line that they quote daily!

    • @emmettspeaks
      @emmettspeaks 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Keyser Soze I don’t remember that line but now I gotta rewatch starship!

    • @keysersoze4685
      @keysersoze4685 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@emmettspeaks Honestly, now I want to rewatch it too!

  • @ameliaawan6188
    @ameliaawan6188 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    I love how we just have the exact same tastes

  • @ginodiminichii2611
    @ginodiminichii2611 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    No one is too old for LEGO bricks, met with joyous applause

  • @pamesy-jatterson7352
    @pamesy-jatterson7352 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    The description is kind of a mood

  • @thatone6913
    @thatone6913 4 ปีที่แล้ว +180

    me every day: *IM MAGIC IM GAY*

    • @k.brownlee30
      @k.brownlee30 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Don't worry It's marley sometimes..when I’m really happy, I can shoot sparkles out of my f i n g e r s

    • @whatalovelybreadstick2449
      @whatalovelybreadstick2449 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      “And I will pepper in the fact that I am gay”

    • @thatone6913
      @thatone6913 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      •What A Lovely Breadstick• that’s even more me

    • @whatalovelybreadstick2449
      @whatalovelybreadstick2449 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Don't worry It's marley John Mulaney is amazing

    • @thatone6913
      @thatone6913 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      •What A Lovely Breadstick• joe could throw me off my rhythm anytime 😍 (i’m bi)

  • @Elizabeth-nu3ct
    @Elizabeth-nu3ct 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    The ending of avpm musical gets me every dang time. It’s probably my favorite moment of any starkid musical, nay, any musical/film because the whole sequence just makes me so happy

  • @hannahjwhitson
    @hannahjwhitson 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    I think about Joe Walker a lot not just these lines

  • @samslaydes
    @samslaydes 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    “the duck is pleased”. me. i am the duck. context? me watching this video. thank you

  • @hello-mi2fm
    @hello-mi2fm 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    he has the range darlin

  • @fallen_Apollyon
    @fallen_Apollyon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    'How would I describe my childhood ? Probably with adjectives...'
    Yup I definitely love this man

  • @nicofisher141
    @nicofisher141 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    my favorite is his reaction when he finds out that the duck is not lord

  • @mel-burnes
    @mel-burnes 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    the self-restraint to not put in the entirety of torture tango--

  • @LosTrilocos
    @LosTrilocos 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Joe Walker: *what the hell can't he do*

  • @rowanwall6932
    @rowanwall6932 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    You missed “Life is...well it’s messy, and complicated. And you think that killing people will make them like you but it doesn’t. It just-it just...it just makes them dead.”

  • @k0pstl939
    @k0pstl939 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Just put all of torture tango lol

  • @roj6895
    @roj6895 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I WOULD DIE FOR THIS MAN

  • @wearawatch6895
    @wearawatch6895 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    'i'll eat your pillow'
    Is it bad I constantly think about this before I go to sleep...

    • @thatonestarkidfan3918
      @thatonestarkidfan3918 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Well you haven’t had a dream that you were eating a giant marshmallow, and then you wake up and your favourite goose-feather pillow is missing.

  • @eggbagg9659
    @eggbagg9659 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    I think about him in general a lot

  • @geniehossain3738
    @geniehossain3738 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    “Lord Vader, I command you to come back with me to the Death Star and JUST BE... just be... miserable for the rest of your life.”
    Love me some Joe Walker as Tarkin via a Little Mermaid reference 😂😂😂

  • @layoisaacssodeye
    @layoisaacssodeye 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "And if you can't come in 'er, come on 'er. God Bless America."

  • @Nibblenephim
    @Nibblenephim 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    James, you just think about Joe all the time.

  • @ainenicholgain7827
    @ainenicholgain7827 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    But... Umbridge?? 😥
    ( I forget that he played her sometimes, and then... I remember)

  • @stephanielynne9513
    @stephanielynne9513 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    You are not my friend...NAY yOu aRe frRiEnD oF nO mAn herE

  • @guinealover6674
    @guinealover6674 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Perfect, I was running out of things to think about.
    Edit: I would like to present: "You can kiss that promotion goodbye."
    "Fine..." *Smooch*
    *Gasp*

  • @bentopaixao3363
    @bentopaixao3363 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I have a huge crush on him so imagine my reaction when I saw him playing Umbridge
    I felt confused

    • @psa4578
      @psa4578 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Amigo somos 2.

  • @tsukikumoon2890
    @tsukikumoon2890 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Yes... you put the Quirrell that I love so much at the end. T^T 💖

  • @Retiredindulgence
    @Retiredindulgence 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    When there’s literally no musicals that joe speaks normally

  • @kyrabrown6307
    @kyrabrown6307 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Id give my liver to be able to have this much range let alone accents

  • @skai5020
    @skai5020 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    see how this video has no dislikes, that’s because no one dislikes this man it’s humanly impossible

  • @dysenteryworld
    @dysenteryworld 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    i think about joe walker so much the man ends up in my actual dreams. the last TWO dreams i've had he featured predominantly

  • @bryce4395
    @bryce4395 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    An iconic Joe Walker line:
    *OooooowoooooaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAA*
    (2:59)

  • @ilianakaterina5719
    @ilianakaterina5719 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    What about, "B@man likes the circus"

  • @gigirauchut1882
    @gigirauchut1882 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Joe Walker is really hot not gonna lie

  • @melissatheghost
    @melissatheghost 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This man is a legend

  • @emmab4587
    @emmab4587 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Literally all I could ever ask for

  • @Jojo-su2vm
    @Jojo-su2vm 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    HE IS LORD THE DUCK IS LORD! HE IS LORD LORD LORD THE DUCK IS LORD!

  • @jia9720
    @jia9720 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    2:49 THAT WINK!

  • @callahardy8639
    @callahardy8639 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    Where is “Jamilla.... you don’t have the guts”

  • @ameliaawan6188
    @ameliaawan6188 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Suggested addition: Joe in Film Improv Now saying "You taught me how to love"

  • @nellcorley233
    @nellcorley233 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    i love him

  • @peanutsthesquirrel5225
    @peanutsthesquirrel5225 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Joe Walker saying “You Little Shit!” after Lauren tricks him is something I think about a lot
    Also all of his umbridge lines
    Edit: almost forgot about “aww now two people are mad at meeee”

  • @idontevenhaveachannel
    @idontevenhaveachannel 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I can't help but see Umbridge

  • @jordanb7163
    @jordanb7163 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    his british accent is surprisingly good

  • @emmettspeaks
    @emmettspeaks 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I didn’t know I needed this in my life but damn it I did

  • @kyrabrown6307
    @kyrabrown6307 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    He can steal a scene away from every other person so quick. Watching twisted be like

  • @pippinpunk
    @pippinpunk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    this is exactly what i needed at this moment on youtube dot com thank u :,))

  • @superfluousdee6476
    @superfluousdee6476 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    now TWO people are mad at meeeeeee

  • @chromosomethumbsdown
    @chromosomethumbsdown 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The bartender on 1:20 is kinda talking like Achmed

  • @jasminegosewinkel
    @jasminegosewinkel 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love this video so much

  • @sarahellis6703
    @sarahellis6703 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    okay so you know how there are those diagrams that are transparent and show like digestive tracts and shit or whatever? i need something like that for the first clip cuz i can't figure out whose legs are whose

  • @yes-lad4050
    @yes-lad4050 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Also, may I propose "Well you fucking asked?" in Spies Are Forever

  • @edgarallanpoestan
    @edgarallanpoestan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I just realized how awful his hairline is, this poor man

  • @idontevenhaveachannel
    @idontevenhaveachannel 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    To honor
    Hitting on her staying on her getting on her and if you can't come in her come on her God bless America

  • @deviouspurrloin
    @deviouspurrloin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Bro I quote so many of these but I live by "Hitting on her, getting on her, staying on her and if you can't come in her come on her GOD BLESS AMERICA" and im a girl 💀

  • @Zynga76
    @Zynga76 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I wonder if starkid members know how much sexual awakening they caused in adolescents

  • @lifewithmari5181
    @lifewithmari5181 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Hi

  • @mrjames3391
    @mrjames3391 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Omg

  • @NobtheBuilder_
    @NobtheBuilder_ 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    6:28 the best singing his voice has ever sounded 🔥

  • @NobtheBuilder_
    @NobtheBuilder_ 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I just realised his accent in ANI is like fucking judge rinder 😭