@Dystopian Space Saga yeah I'm from West-Germany and no, I gotta tell you that this was one of these stereotypical germanic gibberish accents. We don't sound like shouting Nazis here (as portrayed in your shows mostly)
They should seriously make a movie about two teenage girls one from 1974 and one from 1934 going back in time to help a teenage girl from 1812 rescue her father
It must be so awkward doing that in front of people who aren’t laughing at all, meanwhile everyone loves it on TH-cam. Just imagine making all the little voices and having people stand there straight faced.
Well, he did get there by just being the funniest he can be- if a couple people along the way aren’t reciprocating I doubt he’d be too discouraged considering where he is.
@@pokaay3163 well yeah, Conan seems fine and reasonably so, but it still must be awkward no matter how he got there. Not discouraged as he still has an audience that loves it but just strange at times.
Thing is Conan's behavior at the table is probably similar to a lot of self entitled kids who show up in the cafe, so the server is probably used to this. XD
@@merlinious01 well I'm German and the only thing I understood was "something something, Schnitzel, something something, Glaubens- (2nd part of word missing), something something". So not really anything to be translated haha
Revisiting after many years due to his recent retirement. This has aged like fine wine. Conan has that wonderful ability of satire where everyone, including the satirized, can laugh and not feel offended. He's always had a humble approach to show business and being a celebrity. Gonna miss his show as he was one of the best.
I think he’s one of the few late night hosts that can adapt and evolve. Even with the end of thr late night show I think he’s expanding to doing soemthing more on HBO, that might pave the way
Sad about his long time show, as it was a pillar, be it with the NYC NBC flavor, or the LA TBS flavor. But here's to what gets me real excited: now he has the undivided energy and time to pursue what I'm sure is all of our favorite thing: Conan on remotes, especially Conan Without Borders. That would make TV instantly watchable again for me, no questions asked. Btw, wasn't CWB a series on Netflix already?
it's always interesting when Conan hangs out with someone who's really serious and professional about the job. The interaction is always something else
Conan said in an interview that during this remote he accidentally got actually drunk (which is super rare for him) which honestly explains a lot about how this video went
i laughed so much when he started making her talk german and when she was about to fall down her chair lol and when he said youre in la , everyones age goes down in here
I love it when the store manager not only instantly flies to the word “homicide”, but does a neck slashing motion to tell Conan to quit it with the killing stuff.
Conan needs to write his own official backstory and bio for Agnes! And I love the idea of the American Girls slipping through rifts of time in order to help each other. Imagine Kit helping to save Kaya's blind sister from being kidnapped, or Josephina helping Molly with....whatever Molly was doing in whatever time period she was in.
This was one of the first Conan videos I ever watched and I couldn't believe how I had never heard of this gem. He is so incredibly funny and from all the videos I've seen of him, he is absolutely amazing, he's what I call a real comedian, he makes jokes on the spot, keeps the jokes respectable when needed, and plus he never fails to make me laugh!
They are grownups making up stories about a bunch of dolls, with play hospitals and cafe's, so yes they are a bit weird. The ones that looked annoyed really are annoyed that someone jumped into their doll fantasy world. And on a side note.. TIFFANY! wowzers...
This is one of my all-time favorite clips. Conan has enough confidence and humility to act as silly as he wants to, even when others around him don't have a sense of humor - Ha!
Fun fact: The furious german gibberish of Agnes actually translates to a part of a sentence saying "that did not exist in ...", meaning "this was not the way things were handled back in ..." . So either Conan was just very lucky to have catched an actual phrase or he can even think of something funny and fitting to say in foreign languages. Either way: Such a genius scene!!!!!
not trying to be a downer here, but the - as you call it - "furious german gibberish" is neither real german nor does it translate to anything. the only (barely) understandable word was "glauben" , which means either "believe", "belief" or "religion". and yes, i do speak german fluently. Damit verabschiede ich mich höflichst von Ihnen und wünsche einen wundervollen Morgen und / oder Abend, je nachdem in welcher Zeitzone Sie leben.
yeah @Careonovam, i heard the word "glauben" or "glauben´s nicht", almost sounded bavarian. Also "Schnitzel" ("ich will das Schnitzel") was audible enough to just make it out as an actual word. Moin moin from germany ;D Conan is pretty funny, my favourite thing on the show is when he is joined by Jordan Schlansky, that guy simply is a genious ;) Find´s auch super das hier anscheinend noch mehr Deutsche amerikanische shows gucken, bei uns gibts auch leider nur selten was gescheites in der Glotze. Wünsche noch frohes Schaffen und allen einen schönen Abend.
@@Careonovam hahaha und ich dachte ich bin eine der wenigen Deutschen die sich hierher verirren, freut mich direkt mal nen deutschen Kommentar zu lesen. Ist schon ne super show- Conan. Manchmal ist er mir fast n´bisschen unter der Gürtellinie, ist schon etwas grenzwertig aber vielleicht liegts auch daran das er hier bei uns drüben auffallen würde wie ein bunter Hund mit seiner Abgedrehtheit ;D. Einen schönen abend Dir noch!
He kind of reminds me of my uncle, who was also a comedic red haired man. Playing doll house with my uncle was a riot because he'd make me laugh so much.
The Caroline bit is amazing 2:18 Conon: Does she have to kill anybody? Guy: (gets very nervous and starts to stutter) The homicide route isn't a part of are storylines... Conon: oh ok right bc that doesn't happen when you are trying to rescue someone during war. 😂😂😂
I love how this all started with an innocent interview then ended with a middle aged dad with drinking problems and an illegal daughter he adopted.
The Procrastination Artist lol
The tour guide is clearly a little shaken by this experience
The procrastination artist you may friend, is now one of my favorite people on the world😂😂
I'm dead! XD
Hey , that’s his “play pattered “😂
I think that waiter deserves a round of applause, serious professionalism for that job
Agreed, I'd buy that guy a beer. I would have lost complete composure as soon as the doll was throwing a fit in German. Too funny.
he wouldve got a large tip lol
I agree. Plus his boss is right next to him
BlackrewDigital i said that
Andrew Chen Ok. I didn't see it.
The waiter looks like a frat guy who worked there as a joke and just never quit because he actually enjoys it.
It’s kinda cute bahaha
It would make a great sitcom
I would.go there just for him
He works there because he is a handsome man and makes bank in a girly place like this.
He's waiting for his own Agnes Schweitzhoffer.
The German yelling and pounding on the table is absolute gold.
That part is the freaking BEST 😭🤣!!!
@@BJ-bi9xv Everytime it gets to that part I start dying!!
Everything about this video is gold but especially as a German yeah agreed this scene was best hahaha
Super funny! Loved that part. 😁
@Dystopian Space Saga yeah I'm from West-Germany and no, I gotta tell you that this was one of these stereotypical germanic gibberish accents. We don't sound like shouting Nazis here (as portrayed in your shows mostly)
When Agnes started screaming german 😂
😂😂😂 best part
I died!
and banging her fist on the table like Hitler!
I've lost it completely
I can't get enough of watching it. I'm German, by the way. 😂
They should seriously make a movie about two teenage girls one from 1974 and one from 1934 going back in time to help a teenage girl from 1812 rescue her father
It'd be cool if they used the dolls like Team America
It would be quite a short movie. Handgun. Movie over.
Netflix: write that down, write that down!!!
@@yee8581 true
@@brenobacci yeah but you know movies never take the easy route
"Because that doesn't happen when you're trying to rescue someone...during war."
Contra Mundum 2.0 [Paradigm Shift] I almost fell over at that line
"It was my daughter's birthday. I couldn't be there, I'm a celebrity."
😂😂😂
"My agent told me my daughter named her doll something......."
😂
Dark comedy at its finest
This is essentially a ten-minute video of three grown men playing with a doll.
Best ten minutes spent in my life.
Hahaha
9 mins
this is so fabulous!
Been on this train for almost 2 hours, and I can’t stop
"Best ten minutes spent in my life" okay well then that was the most depressing 10 seconds I've spent in mine.
I love it when Conan gets irritated because they aren't pronouncing his doll's bizarre German name properly,
SCHWARZHOFER!!!!
Pokoirl YaSe SCHVITZHOFER
It probably would be "Schweizhofer", at least this could actually be a last name. The waiter pronounced it good, atleast at good as conan
Schweizhafer is what he says.
Yeah that’s like The Whole point
Imagine being like a seven year old girl and in the next room you hear Conan O'Brien yelling about chicken to a doll.
And then yelling fake German in a high voice.
@@lebbo88 you
I already imagine this on a weekly basis.
They did this sketch when there were no customers around. Probably just before opening hours.
Ironically the story lines of these AG books are more traumatizing than that.
I love how passionate the manager is about protecting the innocence of the dolls.
He Moonlights, as the "protector" of Tiffany's Innocence. It ain't the first time Tiffany has said "Thanks, for Paying me."
"And her activities are suspicious." *Zooms in on that vacant half smile*
This comment made me laugh as much as the original joke.
“Schfeizhoffer?”
“Schweizhoffer!”
“Sfightshopper?”
“SCHWEIZHOFFER”
Fwightoffle
Croxion 0 Damn it got another 119 likes a week after
black boy haven’t been on YT in a while. Didn’t expect so much likes.
It's Schweiz, it is a german word and means switzerland xD lol
Agnes Schfiggtzhoffeer is Chucky long lost cousin😆😆🤣
It must be so awkward doing that in front of people who aren’t laughing at all, meanwhile everyone loves it on TH-cam. Just imagine making all the little voices and having people stand there straight faced.
Pretty sure they’re told to stay as calm & collected as possible. Conan is funnier with a straight man or two.
Would have to be watching with your eyes closed to say they weren't laughing at all
His team would be laughing tho
Well, he did get there by just being the funniest he can be- if a couple people along the way aren’t reciprocating I doubt he’d be too discouraged considering where he is.
@@pokaay3163 well yeah, Conan seems fine and reasonably so, but it still must be awkward no matter how he got there. Not discouraged as he still has an audience that loves it but just strange at times.
7:57 “Pay him to go away.” Seemed to give the manager a sincere laugh.
He’d have to be lobotomized not to lose it over that line 😂
I dunno, his look right after that was like, "God... why did I agree to do this? He's making our service look stupid"
"Did the dad actually leave town to find work or did he find someone else?"
Employee: **gets slightly triggered**
he got flashbacks
Yep
they were about to explode of laughter at the food table 😂😂
Hahaha
@@caitlyn86 LOL
"Can you do something for the doll so that it looks more like... *Mother?* "
Mike Pence's special request
Xt
Wolf6120 yrdkgdvv
Wolf6120 I see you in the comment section in all the blind wave videos.
@@aliakbari5865 I love it!!!!
Everybody gangsta until the dolls start movin.
HAHAHAH
And speak nazi
everyone gansta till jah starts talking 😳
best comment award😂😂😂😂🤣🤣
i snorted
According to Conan himself, he was absolutely TRASHED while filming the meal portion. Rewatching it with that knowledge makes this 1000% better.
Where'd you find out?
@@manalkhalid2130 prolly bs. you can see he only has like half that glass of wine over the course of the bit.
@@manalkhalid2130 he mentioned it on an episode of Conan needs A Friend.
the video where he confesses. th-cam.com/video/SMXYbvCxWlE/w-d-xo.html
He says in that video:
"You're gonna see me really trashed, talking to a doll."
I have a feeling he wasn’t welcomed back
and Agnes was deported...
@@scottmatheson2390 To the nearest dumpster.
asdfj O MY GOD I AM DYING RN
Same lol
Kic852 how could you😑
Thing is Conan's behavior at the table is probably similar to a lot of self entitled kids who show up in the cafe, so the server is probably used to this. XD
I'm pretty sure the server is actually part of Conan's staff and put on the uniform for the bit. I know at least some of them are.
I’m your thousandth. Be happy.
@@Bread-jf5do nah the guy actually works there he's an actor on the side tho it's LA
@@erickchajon5049 if exposure is what that waiter wanted exposure is what he got. 10,219,170.00 views
Ya
I love how increasingly frustrated the store manager becomes
Plenty of takes I'm sure they were there all day. What a strange job for these two grown men to have, gotta be a back story there.
@@lesliepropheter5040 haha
@@lesliepropheter5040 A "back" story indeed..
@@lesliepropheter5040 they probably have daughters or nieces. employees get a discount on playsets and dolls.
@@lesliepropheter5040 I think the backstory might be "they needed a job." It usually is.
Lmao what's most amazing about this skit is that the American Girl company actually approved this to air lol
When agnus starts yelling in german ... i can't i can't 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Josh A. Did nazi that coming.
@@Hwan.421 LMFAOOOOOOO. That was a good one.
I only took German 1, only picked out a few words.
Anyone got a translation.
@@merlinious01 well I'm German and the only thing I understood was "something something, Schnitzel, something something, Glaubens- (2nd part of word missing), something something". So not really anything to be translated haha
The way they all fled to catch the doll when it almost fell like she's real
Trust me after spending a 100 dollars on the doll she feels real (I’m saying this purely as a joke not to be snippy.)
I instinctually move to catch my dolls, especially after I just brushed their hair
I just came to the comments looking for this exact comment.
@@theweirdoag2277 Username checks out... lol
Im pretty sure everyone who works there lost their daughter
5:46 “She afraid of butterflies, she was attacked by one in Germany before she fled”😂💀💀💀💀
ChrisChew my favorite part 😂
It sounds def like me 🤣
Hearing a word "butterfly" in german is already an attack
As someone who lives in Germany, I can relate
The way the manager reacts to Conan asks if Caroline kills anyone, it’s like she really did and they’ve been covering it up for 200 years
"You're in Los Angeles. In Hollywood everyone's age goes down" - immediate sincere laugh from both gentlemen :D
That's funny
They're trying not to laugh lol.
😁
The guy giving him a tour was soooo annoyed 😂 But the waiter was awesome
I heard he is part of the Conan stuff out in to make it a bit more fun
happy feet he prob sees so crap lol and then got stuck with this 😂😂😂
It is because the waiter is the one who deal with kids
Victoria black nah, they get tipped
the waiter was an actor and doesn't really work at the store. Tiffany is an actress as well.
“Homicide really isnt part of Of Of OF OF OF our storyline”
Totally not a robot
i bet he killed someone he looks like the guy in the movies who is afraid of germs and does the cleanest of killings
@@bendovahkiin8405 it's not part of the dolls storylines. But it's HIS life.
Its english
meanwhile the dolls backstory involves rescuing her dad in the war of 1812!
Revisiting after many years due to his recent retirement. This has aged like fine wine. Conan has that wonderful ability of satire where everyone, including the satirized, can laugh and not feel offended. He's always had a humble approach to show business and being a celebrity. Gonna miss his show as he was one of the best.
I think he’s one of the few late night hosts that can adapt and evolve. Even with the end of thr late night show I think he’s expanding to doing soemthing more on HBO, that might pave the way
Sad about his long time show, as it was a pillar, be it with the NYC NBC flavor, or the LA TBS flavor.
But here's to what gets me real excited: now he has the undivided energy and time to pursue what I'm sure is all of our favorite thing: Conan on remotes, especially Conan Without Borders. That would make TV instantly watchable again for me, no questions asked.
Btw, wasn't CWB a series on Netflix already?
He's not retired. He's just doing different shows.
Did Conan retire.??!..😲😫
@@yvonneshanson1525 No, he still makes content.
They've gotta get the parents drunk so they feel more inclined to buy a $115 doll for their children
Omg
Shots anyone?
Francine would say: "SHOTS! SHOTS! SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS!!
Trent Boyett Where's the Clorox?
Flowerperson Minianer 1000th like
Conan slowly descends into madness for 9 minutes straight
It's a thing of beauty
And I'm here for it
And he'll do it again tomorrow
I think that might be every remote segment and I love it
Descends?
"Oh my god, you worked in Guantanamo!" HAHAHAHA
What is that really?
Aisy Hudson basically he’s implying the waiter is torturing him.
"Pay him to go away!" BWAHAHAHAHA 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
@@Digitalhunny Like I said above, Agnes is a major bitch. Not a fan of riddles, either.
Waiter: “This is the cafe. This is where the magic happens guys.”
Conan: “This is where people sit with dolls and eat.”
The german screaming, omg gets me everytime
sounds not german at all but funny as hell
obviously a imitation
what german ?
I have tears streaming down my face. I have not laughed that hard in years.
+robert r completely unnecessary
The way they all reached for Agnus when she was falling off the table absolutely KILLED me 😂
Kevin Hideroa HAHA I JUST SAW THAT PARTTTRT
It is AGNES!
7:54
Hahahah me too
@@antoncigur3727 not according to the magazine cover at the end!
"I call this how girls treated me in elementary school....all backs turned" 😂
AND holding hands with each other. Double-rejection. 😂
Caseyroseyx
I read this the same as the part when Conan said that xD
Caseyroseyx 😂😂😂😂😂
RELATABLE =)))
Best line
The store manager increasingly wishes corporate had not agreed to do this.
"I'd like a doll with some skin damage and one who's prone to depression" xD
You can tell the waiter is living in LA to pursue his childhood dream of being Channing Tatum and is now working at the American girl restaurant
KC Couture hahahahaha
To quote him: „Absolutely!“ 😂
Lol Hahahaha
lol right?! I feel so bad for him! Haha
He got to be Joey Tribbiani!!
I PISSED MYSELF WHEN THE DOLL STARTED TO YELL IN GERMAN 😂😂😂
Like a nuremberg speech?
He started banging her hand down
Seriously.... every time I need a good laugh, I play this video and skip right to that part. Gets me every time.
I just laughed, but each to their own.
it's always interesting when Conan hangs out with someone who's really serious and professional about the job. The interaction is always something else
I just have a huge feeling that Conan is banned from stores, especially this one lol
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
They seem in on the joke. I've seen some of his skits that the store/people aren't happy about it. ;)
me too XD
Constipated Turd 😂😂😂😂 ik
Do you find the vicodin joke funny Dr.House?
The waiter really tries lol poor guy. He's a good sport
Thomasin Lockwood "poor guy"? I'm 100% sure he knows it's a joke and is acting just like he is. Don't pity him lol
Nati Whatever of course, but I still feel sympathy. It's like when you see a play and are moved emotionally by actors :)
Thomasin I'm trying to binge watch Conan videos....I don't need you staring at me from the bottom of the screen :P
Connah Andrews LOL hello friend! :) I didn't know you liked Conan too!
I felt very sorry for him
Her backstory: She was attacked by butterflies in Germany.
Before the flood
AND was daughter of heitiler
Got shot by soviet
Sie hat Krieg mit Schmetterling im Deutschland
@@adithyanvinod8342 naye naye naye naye naye naye naye naye naye naye
Conan said in an interview that during this remote he accidentally got actually drunk (which is super rare for him) which honestly explains a lot about how this video went
"We have butterfly pasta"
Conan:" oh no, she doesn't like butterflies. She got attacked by one in Germany"
Conan is the funniest living talk show host. No one can tell me otherwise.
Katie Dunlap indeed
IMO, Craig Ferguson is way funnier in every way. Just too bad he stopped doing his talk show... so in a way you are right.
***** I definitely see what you mean. Craig is hilarious, but Conan's style appeals to me more if you know what I mean.
Katie Dunlap agreed
Brianda Pondexter A
Agnes- “HES MARRIED!!!”
Conan- “shut up.”
Agnes- “You make me sick”
✋😭
I love how the doll becomes an outlet for Conan's inner voice.
"Beg him to go away"
Kara you're in a magazine cover wow you deserve it cutie 😚
The fact my name is Agnes 😆😆🤣🤣🤣
@@loretita06 is your last name also Schfeizhoffer?
@@dank_frank2580 XD I WISH
Conan making the doll a picky eater and easily irritated was honestly so relatable
The manager hates Conan
+Miranda Luu lol yup id say so
+Miranda Luu lol yup id say so
+Miranda Luu the waiter hates him
everyone hates conan
+RedLotus Assassin I think the men take their jobs way too seriously.
I mean they're grown men working for a toy brand, lighten up.
*What goes up but never goes down?*
"Um I would say that's a 1990's view of the real-estate market." XD
*bUt iTs FrEe rEaL eStAtE*
The fact he thinks of this stuff on the spot is absurd
My answer was depression. I need help.
That should be the slogan for Viagra.
@@nbtstan3198 The real answer is just as depressing, your age.
The doll screaming in german killed me
Me too
I didn't understand anything lol and I am german
memesarelife༄ you mean you couldn’t understand what the doll was saying?
orangesoda ツ yeah
orangesoda ツ of course he couldnt understand it . Conan made that up
“I was in Gstaad skiing with Bono.” That line is absolute comedy gold. I actually used that line once to explain my absence.
or according to the subs, "it was it my daughter's birthday I couldn't be there on the celebrity there's God skiing with Bono"
7:53 i love how they both went in to save her !! LOL
Right! They were trying to save her life 😂
Now that's dedication.
Those are people who love their work
omg that's so creepy! They're so used to treating those dolls like they're real people, their reflexes took over.
Suzy Lux no seriously i work here we legit have to treat them like humans
"It's time, you are one of the chosen"
😂
My fav part xD
+Nova Star I lost my shit when I saw that part for the 1st time lol
+Pyrofrosty No reference, I just found that part extremely funny lol
+Pyrofrosty I thought my phone broke because it was all white..
that made me laugh harder than it should have.
i laughed so much when he started making her talk german and when she was about to fall down her chair lol and when he said youre in la , everyones age goes down in here
You just mentioned every moment of the video lol
+AleynaSeymen ... more funny.
Aleyna
I lost it when the doll was about to fall off the chair and they three of them went to get her
I love it when the store manager not only instantly flies to the word “homicide”, but does a neck slashing motion to tell Conan to quit it with the killing stuff.
when the hand starts pounding the table wit the german gibberish i lost it 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I dont think she was pounding the table...
Me too. The manager did not seem to enjoy any of it sadly
Matt Neal he cracked a smile tho
Can we please give this waiter the biggest raise ever? If he hasn't already quit to pursue his future career as the Riddler?
Austin Smith Seriously, this waiter is GOOD
He is the riddler
Brian Fowle and Agnes is ScarFace with conan as the ventriloquist
+Austin Smith He's probably an actor. Anyone who knows anything about LA knows a lot of out of work actors are waiters.
+ChoctawNawtic Ding Ding ding
Conan needs to write his own official backstory and bio for Agnes!
And I love the idea of the American Girls slipping through rifts of time in order to help each other. Imagine Kit helping to save Kaya's blind sister from being kidnapped, or Josephina helping Molly with....whatever Molly was doing in whatever time period she was in.
barbaro267 And maybe after they are all finished, they start moaning once they experience something interesting... heh.
Natalie Vollmar Dont those pieces of shits cost $100 each?
Natalie Vollmar still doesn't reduce the cost tho
barbaro267 molly was WWII
Cree Mee there not that bad! I have 17
This was one of the first Conan videos I ever watched and I couldn't believe how I had never heard of this gem. He is so incredibly funny and from all the videos I've seen of him, he is absolutely amazing, he's what I call a real comedian, he makes jokes on the spot, keeps the jokes respectable when needed, and plus he never fails to make me laugh!
Yeah, his remotes are the peak of TV for me. It would be a very sad day should TH-cam ever deletes/loses his vids on remote.
the manager just standing there in shock of Conans psychosis
And the waiter is just playing into it, you could see it in his little smirk
She entered the country illegally and her activity is suspicious lol 😆
I literally died when he made it yell in german! XD and it's last name was strangely close to mine ._.
I died when she was smacking the table XD
josue sanchez Oh MAH gurd. Your picture is nova! I think I love you
:D
RIP Madison Zelhofer!!!
Madison Zelhofer He seems to be obsessed with us germans! :D
This video was from 7 years ago and we still love it. Conan is timeless.
I lost it when “she” started screaming in german and hitting the table with her hand
You forgot the scare quotes around "German"
LMFAO SAME
Not sure if you noticed but that was Conan making her do that.
He went out for cigarettes and never came back.
Homicide isn't really part of....of our story.
"She entered the United States illegally" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Pixel Pxerella guess they’re gonna put her in a cage.
@@SoulKingBK hopefully
We know he said that, we watched the same clip pleb
😂 lol
Gotta love Agnes🤘
I love how the manager was trying to hold in his laugh whenever Conan made the doll shout belligerently LOL
Those poor people 😂🙈 They genuinely looked pissed and annoyed.
its all scripted improv, they are told in advance what Conan will be doing.
@@KronStaro Then those people are good actors 😂 They looked pissed
They’re taking it too seriously 😂
They may know how he's gonna act, still they're highly annoyed and that's awesome
They are grownups making up stories about a bunch of dolls, with play hospitals and cafe's, so yes they are a bit weird. The ones that looked annoyed really are annoyed that someone jumped into their doll fantasy world. And on a side note.. TIFFANY! wowzers...
Conan deserves so much more recognition! We must protect him.
We protecc
Thanks! My family and I love to be on acid, and I'm glad you do too.
@@soyoltoi Hahaha. That was awesome.
Who’s gonna attack him? American girl doll manager?
Are you kidding me? He was disrespectful, rude and was acting like a 10 year old trying to be funny.
How girls treated me in Elementary School 😂😂🤦🏼♂️
Good point. There's so many funny things on this video you almost forget that part on the beginning. "That didn't work" - LMAO.
Loved that line XD
This is one of my all-time favorite clips. Conan has enough confidence and humility to act as silly as he wants to, even when others around him don't have a sense of humor - Ha!
I love these employees, they're trying to just stay so professional and not laugh
They get thrown to the doll dungeon if they break character
@anders damin Jordan? He has broken character more often lately
I love the fact the two employees LEPT forward when Agnes almost fell.
I almost died 10 times😂
Me: Big test tomorrow
TH-cam: recommends me a American girl video from 6 years ago
Also me: That’s a good idea
lol thats so trueee im supposed to be wrting my thesis proposal right now but FUQ DAT
I'm not alone (whispers: thank youuuu)
have like 18 assigments due in lmao but you know procrasination is FUN
Lilo I have a scary important meeting very soon and I’m watching this too 🤣
Did you pass your test tho?
The angry German outburst at 6:28 always kills me 😂
I just witnessed three full-grown man playing with a doll.
I've seen everything
3 of them, even!
Pretty conmon
“Pay him to go away...” 😂😂😂
"Homicide isn't part of our storyline" hahaha I lost it at this part
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I always use that "pay him to go away" line whenever I'm stuck in a situation with an annoying person.
🤣
The waiter guy was pretty cool. He was plugging thr store's activities, he was nice, calm. Hopefully he's doing fine.
That manager should lighten up! I'd be on the floor in a heap!
The server is fantastically professional.
He's also with Team Coco, which means he's acting and they rehearsed this beforehand.
"He is MARRIED! He makes me sick!!"
Hilarious!
I lost it when he moved the head of the doll while speaking german and then the angry beating on the table 😂😂
DAMN that waiter is incredible at customer service. What a legend
Lisa Wang “PAY HIM TO GO AWAY!”
Boris Müller this had them all cracking up 😂😂😂
Hes an actor
Fun fact: The furious german gibberish of Agnes actually translates to a part of a sentence saying "that did not exist in ...", meaning "this was not the way things were handled back in ..." . So either Conan was just very lucky to have catched an actual phrase or he can even think of something funny and fitting to say in foreign languages. Either way: Such a genius scene!!!!!
Herrin von Ribbeck I’m pretty sure he speaks German well it’s still very cool tho
not trying to be a downer here, but the - as you call it - "furious german gibberish" is neither real german nor does it translate to anything. the only (barely) understandable word was "glauben" , which means either "believe", "belief" or "religion". and yes, i do speak german fluently. Damit verabschiede ich mich höflichst von Ihnen und wünsche einen wundervollen Morgen und / oder Abend, je nachdem in welcher Zeitzone Sie leben.
yeah @Careonovam, i heard the word "glauben" or "glauben´s nicht", almost sounded bavarian. Also "Schnitzel" ("ich will das Schnitzel") was audible enough to just make it out as an actual word. Moin moin from germany ;D Conan is pretty funny, my favourite thing on the show is when he is joined by Jordan Schlansky, that guy simply is a genious ;) Find´s auch super das hier anscheinend noch mehr Deutsche amerikanische shows gucken, bei uns gibts auch leider nur selten was gescheites in der Glotze. Wünsche noch frohes Schaffen und allen einen schönen Abend.
@@Careonovam hahaha und ich dachte ich bin eine der wenigen Deutschen die sich hierher verirren, freut mich direkt mal nen deutschen Kommentar zu lesen. Ist schon ne super show- Conan. Manchmal ist er mir fast n´bisschen unter der Gürtellinie, ist schon etwas grenzwertig aber vielleicht liegts auch daran das er hier bei uns drüben auffallen würde wie ein bunter Hund mit seiner Abgedrehtheit ;D. Einen schönen abend Dir noch!
Fun fact! That was not German!
This is my favorite Conan sketch of all time. I never thought I'd nearly die laughing about a grown man playing with a doll.
My favorite too, never fails to crack me up no matter how many times I've seen it
He kind of reminds me of my uncle, who was also a comedic red haired man. Playing doll house with my uncle was a riot because he'd make me laugh so much.
The waiter. Even at such an asinine job, with a total goofball at the table, he maintained perfect professionalism. Bravo, sir.
"Homicide isn't part of our storylines."
Me: That's what fanfiction is for.
GleamEyes This is one of the best comments.
Fanfictions have a play-pattern all their own
Cue Westworld intro
the manager hates conan lmaooo
Jasmine Marie he is getting free advertising so he prob just dealing with him
Totally
The store manager is not loving this
When Agnes started angrily slamming the table! 🤣💀
I've watched like 30 of these videos now. I can't STOP.
C G0R3Z I'm going through the same thing!! The Civil War remote is hysterical!
C G0R3Z It's like my Gordon Ramsey binge watch marathon all over again.
VigilantAssassin Same thing for me binge watching Gordon Ramsay and Conan O'Brian
VigilantAssassin I've had one of those as well XD
ShadowHawk That's so ironic.. I can't stop watching Gordon Ramsey.
The Caroline bit is amazing 2:18
Conon: Does she have to kill anybody?
Guy: (gets very nervous and starts to stutter) The homicide route isn't a part of are storylines...
Conon: oh ok right bc that doesn't happen when you are trying to rescue someone during war. 😂😂😂
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I cry with laughter each time I watch this 😂😂😂
Its so damn hilarious 😂
Annelise Jr I'm dead after "you're one of the chosen"
I might have replayed these about 3 times I think
Same lol 😂😂😂
Annelise Jr I love Conan 😂😂❤️
Imagine waking up in a cold sweat and your American Girl doll is staring at you saying "it's time, you have been chosen".