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  • Conan learns the finer points of Dixie etiquette and manners. First lesson: no mashed potato scooping at the table.
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  • @MaryElizabeth611
    @MaryElizabeth611 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12853

    I love how Conan understood that the little girl was uncomfortable with the attention she was receiving, so he turned it around on himself and made her laugh. He is clearly a very respectful and thoughtful person.

    • @batmanlovesjokerr
      @batmanlovesjokerr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +408

      Yeah i also noticed that

    • @kenek629
      @kenek629 3 ปีที่แล้ว +515

      Literally thinking the exact same thing, Conan is a sweetheart

    • @WarmPotato
      @WarmPotato 3 ปีที่แล้ว +236

      Conan is best boy

    • @MaryElizabeth611
      @MaryElizabeth611 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      @@WarmPotato Lmfao, so true

    • @melonsoda4840
      @melonsoda4840 3 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      Conan is so thoughtful and kind

  • @BlueEyes-WhiteDrag0n
    @BlueEyes-WhiteDrag0n 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8519

    "He just admitted to murder"
    *"Thank you sir"*

    • @LindzCan
      @LindzCan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +219

      *I burst out laughing when the kid said that*

    • @gitarahmawati1653
      @gitarahmawati1653 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      What kind of spoon? Lol

    • @Plantofautumm
      @Plantofautumm 4 ปีที่แล้ว +169

      "That's how you confess to a crime, politely."
      I love Conan.

    • @ViaMirage
      @ViaMirage 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Can you imagine if that kid murders someone in the future?
      Headline: "Conan's show predicts murder" 😳😀

    • @william97able2
      @william97able2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Conan became Detective Conan for a moment...

  • @capowable
    @capowable 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1533

    “And when the soup has left the bowl, I cram the soup into my hole”
    Bloody brilliant 😂😂😂

    • @googelle7555
      @googelle7555 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      fav part. i laugh cried. lol

    • @alexandersarah245
      @alexandersarah245 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      It's improv comedic genius at it's best. The look he gives after. I died!

    • @ElBribri
      @ElBribri หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      hahaha

    • @dallenYT808
      @dallenYT808 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I swear I watched that like 10 times. I was dying 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @nefelilazaridi7048
    @nefelilazaridi7048 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4451

    It's incredibly intelligent how he asked the boy what kind of spoon is the long thin one and then soon after he asks him again because the boy now knows the answer ,but framing him for murder.
    That's a well-formulated joke right there.

    • @FunBoysGaming
      @FunBoysGaming 3 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      That's Conan O'Brien for you.

    • @sahilkambhampaty1886
      @sahilkambhampaty1886 3 ปีที่แล้ว +199

      Harvard level comedy

    • @kevinc.cucumber3697
      @kevinc.cucumber3697 3 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      This is one of my favorite segments from Conan. Pretty much all his jokes landed.

    • @brandonmejia7235
      @brandonmejia7235 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@alanchen7593 not a WHOLE day

    • @extrm161
      @extrm161 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      th-cam.com/video/4G6e4TaJxkI/w-d-xo.html
      This is how started .

  • @nyak63RUS
    @nyak63RUS 9 ปีที่แล้ว +12928

    "You broke this boy. You broke his brain."
    Conan- telling it like it is.

    • @ExtremeMith5
      @ExtremeMith5 9 ปีที่แล้ว +480

      Conan likes to fu- fish

    • @brainchild2197
      @brainchild2197 9 ปีที่แล้ว +660

      "Look at him, you've turned him into some kind of robot dressed as Louis Farrakhan."

    • @JamJam-ym6dk
      @JamJam-ym6dk 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Thomas Ashraf grandma go home

    • @076657
      @076657 6 ปีที่แล้ว +463

      She really did break that boi. Look at his fake smile. He's tense all the time, it's so annoying to talk to someone like that.

    • @andreashort310
      @andreashort310 6 ปีที่แล้ว +185

      passerell Yeah, if I ever had a conversation with him I wouldn't trust him, possibly even analyze everything he'd say and try to decipher his words into what he actually wants to say.

  • @jenot7164
    @jenot7164 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9499

    „And when the spoon has left the bowl...I cram the soup into my hole“ xD

    • @LeslieJayBoschPhoto
      @LeslieJayBoschPhoto 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      has. School of proper English might be for you.

    • @jenot7164
      @jenot7164 4 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      @@LeslieJayBoschPhoto Thanks for correcting me! :)

    • @Defaultuser329
      @Defaultuser329 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      😂😂😂

    • @donparker5349
      @donparker5349 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@LeslieJayBoschPhoto Teach the school of grammar Nazis, you will.

    • @stevethea5250
      @stevethea5250 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @B Plancher I wanted Schlansky to answer the questions at 2:40 😄

  • @stanleyshady9465
    @stanleyshady9465 ปีที่แล้ว +575

    I actually give props to that first kid.. He's gonna grow up with manners.. He remembered Conan said he liked to lay around and do nothing so he said that after realizing he was gonna get nothing.. and when it got to 'F', he just said Fish in the most innocent way unlike what most of us were thinking lol

    • @TheWingus
      @TheWingus 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

      The sheer speed with which he fired back with his answers culminating with him throwing Conan’s own previous answer back at him was so impressive.

    • @donstaunch7895
      @donstaunch7895 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      yeah good work lad.

  • @jodykusuma8071
    @jodykusuma8071 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5083

    Conan: F
    *awkward silent*
    Adam: Fish
    That must be save of the decade

    • @BabylonGateLA
      @BabylonGateLA 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      Save of the century!

    • @no8986
      @no8986 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@BabylonGateLA Save of the millenium!

    • @saiprathek
      @saiprathek 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @dregg I see you're a man of RL culture

    • @MarkyDoesLanguages
      @MarkyDoesLanguages 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @dregg This gave me prostate cancer bro

    • @nightmoose
      @nightmoose 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      lol conan set him up he just had to knock it down

  • @JB-kl4te
    @JB-kl4te 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4867

    Whenever you feel sad, Conan is your medicine

    • @sneakerlove5313
      @sneakerlove5313 5 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      J B this is actually true

    • @alix7680
      @alix7680 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Yes

    • @ivam6473
      @ivam6473 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      TAMBIEN AMIG@S !

    • @iranjohnproductions3146
      @iranjohnproductions3146 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I just got my wisdom tooth pulled out and this is definitely help distract from the pain!

    • @friedchicken1
      @friedchicken1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Conan is my laughing mechanism

  • @kaylie.sears.
    @kaylie.sears. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7555

    Today was my first time watching a Conan video and that was four hours ago. *I’m still here.*

    • @abbytownsend7739
      @abbytownsend7739 4 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      SAME

    • @Vanessa-cl3oz
      @Vanessa-cl3oz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +100

      Conan is the ring leader, and he has brainwashed all of us

    • @zf5656
      @zf5656 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      I read it as 4 years ago.

    • @dumadhyeugene4420
      @dumadhyeugene4420 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Me too!!!

    • @alcapone1417
      @alcapone1417 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Get a Job !

  • @MCO18
    @MCO18 2 ปีที่แล้ว +514

    “What is this spoon for?”
    “That may be-“
    “Cocaine.”

    • @Bitshitter
      @Bitshitter 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      There is a table spoon, and a tea spoon. The tea spoon has the smaller spoon end, and a longer stem. The table spoon is typically used for the soup, so it has the wider spoon end. Tea was typically served in the olden days unsweetened - in the South, people loved to sweeten their tea, like they sweetened their lemonade. To do this with tea, typically the sugar was added later, and stirred into the tea to blend the sugar. The tea spoon therefore only needed the smaller spoon end for stirring, and the longer stem in case the glass was a taller glass. The tea spoon was typically only used for adding sugar to the tea......

    • @burr69
      @burr69 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Bitshitter were they dumb? Didn’t they know they had hands to grab the sugar smh

  • @kuyamykel5721
    @kuyamykel5721 4 ปีที่แล้ว +626

    “What was your crime?”
    Omfgggg 😂😭😂😭😂😭😂

  • @madison1207
    @madison1207 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5570

    at 3:00 conan turned into jordan schlansky

    • @GeoAl09
      @GeoAl09 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      +Madison Zelhofer hahaha

    • @mathewjohnston35
      @mathewjohnston35 8 ปีที่แล้ว +147

      +Madison Zelhofer Irrelevant

    • @Sovichana
      @Sovichana 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yep lol

    • @Anonymos185
      @Anonymos185 8 ปีที่แล้ว +323

      Nah Jordan has various interests

    • @patrickcostello4146
      @patrickcostello4146 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      exactamudioso!

  • @DulceAmada
    @DulceAmada 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3976

    @1:56
    Like ships that go out to sea
    I spoon my soup away from me,
    and when the spoon has left the bowl
    I cram the soup into my hole.

  • @ryaneden1187
    @ryaneden1187 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +47

    Conan is probably the best unscripted comedian I’ve ever seen.

  • @armenstaubach9276
    @armenstaubach9276 2 ปีที่แล้ว +723

    That’s why I like this guy: humble, doesn’t push his jokes on people who don’t feel comfortable and never insults people, he stays behind the lines

    • @FriendlyCroock
      @FriendlyCroock 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      He never insults people except when he calls them lnsane or "a creep"? What on earth are you talking about? Are you watching the same conan that I'm watching?

    • @armenstaubach9276
      @armenstaubach9276 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@FriendlyCroock good question, do you watch the same Conan? I’m talking about this guy!

    • @FriendlyCroock
      @FriendlyCroock 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@armenstaubach9276
      Yeah, I'm also talking about this guy.
      The same guy who called jordan and bleirt every name there is? lol
      What on earth are you blabbering about?

    • @amused9179
      @amused9179 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@FriendlyCroock im sure there close tho

    • @armenstaubach9276
      @armenstaubach9276 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@FriendlyCroock lol thats called acting big brain... BTW, Terminator is not real, those machines are in fact actors... Do yourself a favor, dont watch these clips and stay safe, these clips might harm you

  • @johnnyfelcher8156
    @johnnyfelcher8156 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1432

    I like to sit at my house and do nothing.

    • @allisonhoff5805
      @allisonhoff5805 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I literally met a guy whose only interest was sitting in his house doing nothing. I kid you not. Conversation with that guy was like pulling teeth! After discovering his only real interest, however, I just stopped trying. Who wants to talk to a shmuck like that?! Unless he's Conan O'Brien, of course. :)

    • @johnnyfelcher8156
      @johnnyfelcher8156 7 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      Allison Hoff Oh. I was wondering why you stopped calling me.

    • @steffenflindt8670
      @steffenflindt8670 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It makes sense when u are high.

    • @JITCompilation
      @JITCompilation 7 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      I like to sit in my house and watch Conan.

    • @SereneSadist
      @SereneSadist 7 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      What's wrong with sitting in your house and doing nothing?

  • @NeoStele
    @NeoStele 10 ปีที่แล้ว +4054

    Alright....so I clicked on a Conan video to pass the time...just needed to pass a couple minutes. I've been sitting here for 3 hours, crying from laughing so hard....man this guy is hilarious.

    • @Ninga0809
      @Ninga0809 10 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      me too man....wasted my entire day but with NO REGRETS!

    • @tyleredwards7380
      @tyleredwards7380 9 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      I have been doing the same thing all day... its a trap!

    • @pennydesouza
      @pennydesouza 9 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      me too... conan literally makes me cry with laughter, no other chat show host comes close

    • @thirdmantube
      @thirdmantube 9 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Me too. I have heaps of work due tomorrow and it's 2am. I'm now going to click on Conan Visits Abraham Lincoln Presidential Musuem.

    • @thefoolmagushermit4805
      @thefoolmagushermit4805 9 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I know what you mean I was supposed to study biology right now but guess what? clueless gamer to

  • @LooseCo
    @LooseCo ปีที่แล้ว +215

    The speed at which Conan came up with the second soup rhyme was honestly impressive

  • @AleksandarIvanov69
    @AleksandarIvanov69 2 ปีที่แล้ว +272

    4:40 - right before Conan says "you turned him into a robot", the lady moves to touch the robot's control panel and turn off its hearing , so that it continues to believe it is a real person.
    Chilling... ... chilling.

    • @MissJoy16
      @MissJoy16 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Under-rated comment

  • @DanceVersionHD
    @DanceVersionHD 9 ปีที่แล้ว +13932

    "close to being charm-free" - how to politely insult someone 101... :p

    • @MrC4ctu5
      @MrC4ctu5 6 ปีที่แล้ว +175

      Southern charm

    • @076657
      @076657 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      DanceVersionHD since when is that an insult

    • @anotherasian3514
      @anotherasian3514 6 ปีที่แล้ว +171

      passerell exactly it's too polite you can't even tell it is

    • @radguurl
      @radguurl 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      DanceVersionHD the SHADE, lol.

    • @thENDweDIE
      @thENDweDIE 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      DanceVersionHD his face though 3:16

  • @mr.ajayjose
    @mr.ajayjose 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4658

    Man I love how spontaneous Conan is.
    Lady: "2 pump and you let go"
    Conan: "Just described my wedding night. BINGO!"

    • @SandiegoRockstar
      @SandiegoRockstar 5 ปีที่แล้ว +161

      To be honest she walked right into that.

    • @SamikGhoshMusicals
      @SamikGhoshMusicals 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Didn't he say 'Two pumps and down'? that makes it even funnier wrt the wedding night joke😂

    • @Muzikrazy213
      @Muzikrazy213 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      That trait is not considered spontaneity. It is called being witty

    • @tristan7844
      @tristan7844 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      A J there is no doubg he is the funniest person alive

    • @robbieclark7828
      @robbieclark7828 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Yeah, Conan’s pretty fast.

  • @rebilacx
    @rebilacx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +329

    1:36 when he said cocaine someone in the audience yelled "yeah!"

  • @cn8299
    @cn8299 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3669

    Shaking hands.. So pre-2020.

    • @davidratty2242
      @davidratty2242 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Take me back.

    • @OkOk-vx2gg
      @OkOk-vx2gg 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @jason9022 but the smell

    • @SankeerthReddy
      @SankeerthReddy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Namaste! It was even an episode name on Better call Saul.

    • @FBender
      @FBender 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Why? I am still shaking hands and I am not gonna to change that.

    • @realprisec
      @realprisec 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The video was posted 7 years you dumbass lmao

  • @asherslain3287
    @asherslain3287 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2717

    I feel like Jordan came from this school.

    • @thornycrown7775
      @thornycrown7775 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Micheal jordan?

    • @thornycrown7775
      @thornycrown7775 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Micheal jordan?

    • @biblestudies9280
      @biblestudies9280 8 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      +mateo reggi he meant Jordan Schlansky

    • @Cincystone
      @Cincystone 7 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      Micheal Jordan Schlansky?

    • @leafycatboy2799
      @leafycatboy2799 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      that might be true if jordan had any manners

  • @babakpersian
    @babakpersian 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3684

    He is not only a good comedian but also a genius for creating those jokes so fast and in right time by improvisation.
    I'm not american and conan is one of the few Host show that I regularely watch.

    • @JohnGoetzGaming
      @JohnGoetzGaming 4 ปีที่แล้ว +98

      I don't enjoy any late night host other than him for this reason. They all have these written out jokes for the monologue and nothing funny to say afterwards. Conan comes up with a gazillion funny things on the fly every interview and sketch

    • @tylerm7300
      @tylerm7300 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      @@JohnGoetzGaming conan's iq is roughly 140-160 so a very bright red boi.

    • @AlamoOriginal
      @AlamoOriginal 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@tylerm7300 i don't care about your sources but if true it just makes sense

    • @bilaliqbalbaig3509
      @bilaliqbalbaig3509 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Most of the skits are pre written so

    • @cypher237
      @cypher237 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@AlamoOriginal
      "It just works..." 😏

  • @earthisnotflat7557
    @earthisnotflat7557 4 ปีที่แล้ว +404

    At the end. Conan O'Brien became "Detective Conan".

    • @Bingo2501
      @Bingo2501 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Lol, true!

    • @cypher237
      @cypher237 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Not the first time... like when he went to Conan, Japan... 😆

    • @earthisnotflat7557
      @earthisnotflat7557 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@cypher237 Was this episode before that episode or after?

    • @earthisnotflat7557
      @earthisnotflat7557 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@cypher237 Detective Conan should've made a movie with Conan O'Brien in it.

    • @cypher237
      @cypher237 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@earthisnotflat7557 here ya go:
      th-cam.com/video/X9hPmHzkcUA/w-d-xo.html
      😁

  • @user-fx7lk5dl4j
    @user-fx7lk5dl4j 3 ปีที่แล้ว +119

    “You teach people to be insane, you broke this boy, and you’re laughing, you’re laughing.”

    • @CATDHD
      @CATDHD 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      How about another joke, Conan?

  • @kseries1981
    @kseries1981 10 ปีที่แล้ว +832

    "Just described my wedding night. BINGO!" LOL

    • @dunmill9632
      @dunmill9632 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      kseries1981 2pumps and down

  • @sune6708
    @sune6708 4 ปีที่แล้ว +832

    *"You turned him into some type of robot dressed as Louis Farrakhan."*
    That took me out...

    • @shaneclyde8694
      @shaneclyde8694 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Where did you go?

    • @cliffsta87337
      @cliffsta87337 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Bruh. Me too. Omg. I was not expecting a Louis Farrakhan reference.

    • @tracyevettebarnes
      @tracyevettebarnes หลายเดือนก่อน

      I got a headache lol at that part

  • @theramo0
    @theramo0 2 ปีที่แล้ว +111

    Conan always makes me laugh in these things but that boy had me when he came back with “I like to lay in my house and do nothing”😂😂

  • @Leon-zu1wp
    @Leon-zu1wp 4 ปีที่แล้ว +128

    "You've turned him into some sort of robot dressed as Louis Farrakhan"
    Underrated joke

    • @PushTheStart
      @PushTheStart 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I checked the comments just to see what ppl said about that line. I died when he said that😂

  • @JRPHILLIPS75
    @JRPHILLIPS75 4 ปีที่แล้ว +510

    "I like to lay in my house and do nothing. "
    Same boy, same.

  • @TheSeeker008
    @TheSeeker008 9 ปีที่แล้ว +299

    Conan is a genius. "and when the soup has left the bowl, I cram the soup into my hole". love it

    • @OlgaLevin
      @OlgaLevin 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      LMAO!!!

    • @ZanderShepard
      @ZanderShepard 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      TheSeeker008 I lost it xD

  • @boredmonkee
    @boredmonkee 2 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    Can we give Adam his props for playing along, very politely, lol

  • @JayDagny
    @JayDagny 2 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    The whole bit with the leading questions at 2:39 is just so perfect. I don’t know why I always used to be annoyed by Conan the man is PERFECT at appearing the fool by acting arrogant

    • @Gildedowlmedia338
      @Gildedowlmedia338 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Conan pulling out his best Schlansky impression

  • @baab4229
    @baab4229 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2475

    Who needs manners if you have comedy/improv skills like Conan?

    • @Sanctifiers
      @Sanctifiers 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      it's not improv though. some of it perhaps, most is scripted.

    • @dpalaoro
      @dpalaoro 5 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      @@Sanctifiers "Some" and "Most". My two favorite meaningless words.

    • @MiniNinja258
      @MiniNinja258 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      David lol

    • @mightyobserver12
      @mightyobserver12 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Some are adlibs within the script

    • @kenn756
      @kenn756 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@dpalaoro lol

  • @LucidDream
    @LucidDream 7 ปีที่แล้ว +492

    xD "Now it is you who is under-dressed. I'll ask you to leave my home. Get out."

  • @gabrielavillalpando100
    @gabrielavillalpando100 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    “ But let’s face it one of you is a murderer” 😂😂😂😂

  • @MarkArandjus
    @MarkArandjus 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    "...but let's face it, one of you as a murderer."
    Ahahah, that is so out of left field and fits the moment at the same time!

  • @theralenkaliber158
    @theralenkaliber158 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3314

    Conan is right. They break people there

    • @mariosanchez7353
      @mariosanchez7353 7 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      Theralen Kaliber I thought the same

    • @MemberBerry-cu9qi
      @MemberBerry-cu9qi 7 ปีที่แล้ว +410

      It's pretty disturbing. I see people lying to themselves and to each other. There is no personality in that room until the kids start talking.

    • @theralenkaliber158
      @theralenkaliber158 7 ปีที่แล้ว +189

      yeah the kids where the most normal people, scary to think they will also become souless people later

    • @enriquezacur7252
      @enriquezacur7252 6 ปีที่แล้ว +221

      Yeah, because being discpilined, well mannered and polite is having no personality or being souless?

    • @SR-dg5mg
      @SR-dg5mg 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      exactly.

  • @scoobertmcruppert2915
    @scoobertmcruppert2915 5 ปีที่แล้ว +478

    4:35 You broke this boi. You broke his brain. hahaha

  • @draum8103
    @draum8103 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    OMG at 1:55 '...and when the spoon has left the bowl, I cram the soup into my hole'. This is why Conan is the best.

  • @zimnizzle
    @zimnizzle 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    “…but let’s face it, one of you is a murder.” LOL 😂

  • @barbaro267
    @barbaro267 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2750

    Why did I avoid watching this? This is my new favorite thing!!

    • @meheksingh1768
      @meheksingh1768 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      barbaro267
      omg your a merlin fan 😍😍

    • @barbaro267
      @barbaro267 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Mehek Singh Always and forever, my friend!

    • @QRSC-fh2ob
      @QRSC-fh2ob 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      NEVER doubt the TH-cam algorithm. All hail the TH-cam algorithm!

    • @charmedprince
      @charmedprince 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      barbaro267 me too haha. Am binge watching them now lol

    • @gierose
      @gierose 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      barbaro267 SAME haha this is gold!

  • @BlackGuyFromTheValveIntro
    @BlackGuyFromTheValveIntro 5 ปีที่แล้ว +676

    How is conan always consistently funny and entertaining?
    He’s like a mad comedic genius.

    • @JohnGoetzGaming
      @JohnGoetzGaming 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Yeah unscripted too. A lot of these guys have funny monologues or set up skits but they can't come up with stuff like he does a gazillion times in every sketch and interview

    • @Khornedevotee
      @Khornedevotee 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I guess it helps being really, really smart. :)

    • @extrm161
      @extrm161 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      th-cam.com/video/4G6e4TaJxkI/w-d-xo.html
      This is how started 😂,;

    • @exoticpash8823
      @exoticpash8823 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      that's exactly what he is

  • @MASBRICKS
    @MASBRICKS 2 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    watching conan is a never ending process. we want everything, behind the scenes, 10 hour long documentaries etc. just give us

  • @wonderowl530
    @wonderowl530 4 ปีที่แล้ว +156

    I just can't believe they didn't write a script for this

    • @bp51082
      @bp51082 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      I have been to a live taping of his and interacted with him directly significantly. It is unbelievable how quick he is

    • @user-vc5rp7nf8f
      @user-vc5rp7nf8f 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      i can't believe it's not butter

    • @kevinc.cucumber3697
      @kevinc.cucumber3697 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@bp51082 top notch comedians must be thinking hundreds of possible jokes at any given moment. My brain doesn’t work that fast.

  • @keepingamericagreatagain9229
    @keepingamericagreatagain9229 9 ปีที่แล้ว +389

    "I just like to sit in the center of my room and do as little as possible" lol..that one choked me up. Conan is a true comedian

    • @lurategh
      @lurategh 9 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      He and I have something in common there

  • @nobodynowhere21
    @nobodynowhere21 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4094

    2:45 Wrong. In polite conversation, try to avoid asking people questions like "What is your favorite..." and the like. It makes people feel trapped into reporting the very best thing they can remember they like, which can sometimes be embarrassing or uninteresting or otherwise not something they want to say, and often people don't want to or can't just make something up (basically lie) on the spot.
    Instead, try asking "Mr. O'Brien, tell me about some music you enjoy" or something like "I enjoy listening to classical music while I work out, what's something you enjoy listening to?" It takes a lot of pressure off of the responder to come up with the "best" response and the conversation will flow much more smoothly.

    • @Pemberjas
      @Pemberjas 5 ปีที่แล้ว +869

      this is unexpectedly serious and helpful advice lol.

    • @fitzhugh7463
      @fitzhugh7463 5 ปีที่แล้ว +103

      GeramiL DaviLa some people are absolutely terrible people and have to filter their thoughts, otherwise others will know how awful we are as people

    • @SharinganMan
      @SharinganMan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      @@fitzhugh7463 Yeah dude, we all start as babies, it takes time and practice to even know how to talk to others. It's fine. You're allowed to be bad

    • @cogYo
      @cogYo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      No one cares

    • @edwardblom2661
      @edwardblom2661 5 ปีที่แล้ว +163

      How can you not feel pressure when the person asking listens to classical when they work out 😂

  • @elissaharbuck2170
    @elissaharbuck2170 4 ปีที่แล้ว +191

    I have lived in Atlanta for more than 24 years, and honestly, this lady’s accent is nothing like the majority here. She sounds like she’s straight out of Alabama.

    • @olskzeri2704
      @olskzeri2704 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      She's from Thomaston.

    • @thewolfkingofla
      @thewolfkingofla 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@olskzeri2704 She's really from Alabama. She's from Auburn

    • @brayerkh
      @brayerkh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Here in Middle Georgia, a lot of people I know sound exactly like her.

    • @imma5269
      @imma5269 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I know people from that area who sound like that outside of the city

    • @elissaharbuck2170
      @elissaharbuck2170 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@imma5269 yeah, I can agree with that

  • @user-oo1ly7ee2c
    @user-oo1ly7ee2c 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    You broke this boy....you broke his brain 🤣

  • @Max-nm9pl
    @Max-nm9pl 8 ปีที่แล้ว +410

    Conan should do way more remotes. It is soo funny how he destroys every location he goes .

  • @ImJakeSrsly
    @ImJakeSrsly 8 ปีที่แล้ว +750

    This is in the top five of the funniest Conan remotes.

    • @lsedanolg
      @lsedanolg 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jake James moments*

    • @skeletorof_greyskull4164
      @skeletorof_greyskull4164 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      lsedanolg. No you fool, it is remotes!

    • @jasonchung4236
      @jasonchung4236 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Meexi Remotes in this case refers to segments that are recorded outside of their studio, at a "remote" location.

    • @sumitshelkee
      @sumitshelkee 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Meexi no problemo

  • @AccessoriesAddict5528
    @AccessoriesAddict5528 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    "I would call you close to being charm free"
    *Conan's face!!*
    😂🤣😂

  • @gregvgs3
    @gregvgs3 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    “A graduate..of the manners..school” 😂

  • @adelachaudh2416
    @adelachaudh2416 7 ปีที่แล้ว +597

    Omg! Conan's rhyme was so much better! Haha

  • @Thevoidlezz
    @Thevoidlezz 9 ปีที่แล้ว +417

    wait is conan channeling Jordan salanziky

    • @dribbler90
      @dribbler90 9 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      haha good one!

    • @gokulauri
      @gokulauri 9 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Salanziky? You mean Schlansky?

    • @taraebrahimpour9317
      @taraebrahimpour9317 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      who's that?

    • @shuttze
      @shuttze 9 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Tara Ebrahimpour
      Jordan Shlansky just look it up on youtube...

    • @MrStensnask
      @MrStensnask 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Aah, good ol' Salanziky

  • @tapio_m6861
    @tapio_m6861 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    For a moment, Conan went into Jordan Schlansky mode.

  • @m_gwb
    @m_gwb 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    "You broke this boy. You broke his brain."
    why did he sound so concerned but also like Dr. Seuss lmao

  • @MrMikeexley
    @MrMikeexley 9 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    The best part of this bit is that she is really trying to teach him.

  • @ElisandroDeLeon
    @ElisandroDeLeon 9 ปีที่แล้ว +560

    omg, I lost it when he said "oh i heard that guy likes to f.."

    • @Thirteenthdi
      @Thirteenthdi 9 ปีที่แล้ว +120

      Elisandro De Leon "Fish." That kid is actually pretty sharp.

    • @pooiyx
      @pooiyx 9 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Thirteenthdi "Fishing's creepy."

    • @zai9407
      @zai9407 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      pooiyx Ikr hahahaha

    • @FlamuriHp
      @FlamuriHp 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Elisandro De Leon hahahaha LMAO

    • @meshabrown8413
      @meshabrown8413 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      f you 😢

  • @TheBrendanzn
    @TheBrendanzn ปีที่แล้ว +17

    This guy is a modern day Peter Sellers, I tell you he's on the same level. I honestly wish he would go into acting before it's too late, he would give us some of the best comedic content of this generation. The way he turned the entire judging bit at the end into a murder mystery is elite comedy, yet it is all improvised 😂

  • @resignedshore780
    @resignedshore780 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    2:46 this bit makes me laugh so much, "i cant sleep i get these bad dreams" lmao Conan is so funny

  • @TheFancyRoman
    @TheFancyRoman 8 ปีที่แล้ว +923

    1:58 "And when the spoon has left the bowl. I cram the soup into my hole" Someone call an ambulance, Im dying here!

    • @aintwegotfun
      @aintwegotfun 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +TheFancyRoman LOL!

    • @rosyalmonte4239
      @rosyalmonte4239 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      LMAO! I was rolling on the floor on that one!

    • @PhilipZilfo
      @PhilipZilfo 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm crying hahahahahahahahahah

    • @omoshiru66
      @omoshiru66 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      The chef I then congratulate, before go to regurgitate xD

    • @jeffreylebowski9530
      @jeffreylebowski9530 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      and when the soup has left the bowl i cram the spoon into my hole ... and then I´ll try to get the bowl into my hole...

  • @NealX
    @NealX 8 ปีที่แล้ว +150

    I love how he turned it into Clue XD

  • @matthewgriffin3486
    @matthewgriffin3486 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    I always come back to this bit, every joke is a home-run; it's almost hard to believe this is completely off the cuff/improvised. Conan is just incredible

  • @pedrofelipepamplona1944
    @pedrofelipepamplona1944 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Am I the only one who thinks that the southern accent is secretly adorable ? 🥰

    • @childofgaru
      @childofgaru 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      its kinda annoying once you live there long enough tbh

    • @frankhill4358
      @frankhill4358 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sounds like I’m about to see a lynching

  • @sachoslks
    @sachoslks 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6693

    Im 25% more white after watching this video.

    • @nikooahmadi3427
      @nikooahmadi3427 8 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      lmao

    • @eviloatmeal98
      @eviloatmeal98 8 ปีที่แล้ว +241

      You mean "14% british, 5% swedish, 4% italian, and 2% irish but it could be polish, we don't know because ancestry.com hasn't gotten back to us yet"?

    • @eviloatmeal98
      @eviloatmeal98 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      sachoslks lol probably

    • @ghadajebnani6460
      @ghadajebnani6460 8 ปีที่แล้ว +107

      I've watched it 6 times... I believe I'm now whiter than Tilda Swinton in a snowstorm

    • @sachoslks
      @sachoslks 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Gerald Deliva lol

  • @ulipeterson6112
    @ulipeterson6112 7 ปีที่แล้ว +150

    "now its you, who is underdressed.
    get out."
    :D

  • @karthikprabhu3173
    @karthikprabhu3173 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    2:50
    Vibes of Jordan schlansky for sure

  • @7493h
    @7493h หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Conan is so smart! Fascinating to watch.

  • @CorvusOfMellori
    @CorvusOfMellori 8 ปีที่แล้ว +217

    1:59 "...AND WHEN THE SOUP HAS LEFT THE BOWL, I CRAM THE SOUP INTO MY HOLE!!" OMFG I DIED!! Conan is so clever!!

    • @drServitis
      @drServitis 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      +CorvusOfMellori I crammed a spoon into my hole once.

    • @livesh684
      @livesh684 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      +CorvusOfMellori hahahahah this part caught me of gaurd.. i burst in laughter

    • @kibasproject194
      @kibasproject194 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +CorvusOfMellori there was a cut of the scene right before he said that... he's not that spontaneous as you think

    • @CorvusOfMellori
      @CorvusOfMellori 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Kiba's Guitar/ Vocal project
      I know. It's still a good line and very clever. :-)

  • @MrHimypeeps
    @MrHimypeeps 10 ปีที่แล้ว +107

    "And when the soup has left the bowl i shove the spoon into my hole" I just lost it and woke everybody in my house up

    • @Krsnik666
      @Krsnik666 10 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      ***** RIP in peace

    • @MrPleasethink
      @MrPleasethink 10 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      BOB LOBLAW Great advice. I rip in peace all the time. Especially in elevators.

    • @elizabethrivas7263
      @elizabethrivas7263 10 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      BOB LOBLAW Rest In Peace in peace..? lol

  • @anima099
    @anima099 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    He turned a bunch of squares into all sorts of shapes lol best ever.

  • @shashankh7768
    @shashankh7768 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    "I would call you to be close to charmfree" bro that's unreal burn right there

  • @1398go
    @1398go 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1830

    Why have you let go of his arm, you lost interest when you found out he's a horticulturist? 😄

    • @sahityabk
      @sahityabk 5 ปีที่แล้ว +156

      That girl is gorgeous

    • @felixpacher98
      @felixpacher98 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@sahityabk I'd imagine, most of the guys there have gorgeous girlfriends, with manners like these

    • @Simplejackfade
      @Simplejackfade 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Sahitya Dusa ikr?

    • @cooliostarstache5474
      @cooliostarstache5474 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@felixpacher98 r/niceguys

    • @felixpacher98
      @felixpacher98 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@cooliostarstache5474 do I have to get that?

  • @anonmous7204
    @anonmous7204 8 ปีที่แล้ว +746

    Like ships that go out to sea
    i spoon my soup away from me
    And when the spoon has left the bowl
    i cram the soup into my hole.

    • @danielmaraist7699
      @danielmaraist7699 8 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      god I lost it

    • @IanMaCee
      @IanMaCee 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      +Daniel Maraist Where'd you lose it I will help you find it.

    • @danielmaraist7699
      @danielmaraist7699 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      IanMaCee I'm losing it even harder now

    • @ElBribri
      @ElBribri 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      classic poetry

    • @Jump-2-the-moon
      @Jump-2-the-moon 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Incredible that he made both lines 8 syllables just on the spot like that.

  • @morbiusprime2043
    @morbiusprime2043 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    - what did you think of my dance?
    + [Ugh]
    - A graduate of the manners school.

  • @tradito
    @tradito 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Conan has unbelievable improv skills.

  • @misalvvr
    @misalvvr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +314

    Conan:
    *I don’t like fishing it’s creepy*

    • @odradekk
      @odradekk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      So true

    • @nightmoose
      @nightmoose 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      when you don't keep and eat the fish it IS kind of creepy.
      "yes...I'm going to haul this wet animal out of the depths by it's mouth and then put it back in again!!! muwahahaha!"

    • @AleksandarIvanov69
      @AleksandarIvanov69 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      That line alone caused the South's modern uprising.
      "Gol dang, you ain't jokin bout mAh fishin, boeh!"

  • @magicalmysteryollie
    @magicalmysteryollie 9 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    "And when the spoon has left the bowl
    I cram the soup into my hole"
    One of Conan's funniest moments, definitely!

  • @maryellengilvey1791
    @maryellengilvey1791 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Conan I went to Charm School too when I was in High School. We learned how to eat at the table, set the table, how to converse, how to sit like a lady, how to walk, how to drink out if a fancy tea cup, how to walk down an aisle when you enter, how to walk down a runway like modeling an outfit, how to stand with a book on top of our head and walk properly and many more things. I really enjoyed watching you in Charm School.

  • @ButterBallTheOpossum
    @ButterBallTheOpossum 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    I know the southern accent is usually associated with the uneducated and simple people but there really isn't anything more soothing than an articulate speaking southern person

  • @najkraemer3117
    @najkraemer3117 9 ปีที่แล้ว +641

    that young lady with the red shirt was very good looking.

    • @JustSomeGuyOk
      @JustSomeGuyOk 9 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      i know. what the fuck is she doing with that dweeby looking guy??she should roll with me

    • @najkraemer3117
      @najkraemer3117 9 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      JustSomeGuyOk HEy shes mine XD

    • @user-qy1zn1lm2h
      @user-qy1zn1lm2h 9 ปีที่แล้ว +150

      shut the fuck up guys

    • @user-qy1zn1lm2h
      @user-qy1zn1lm2h 9 ปีที่แล้ว +212

      JustSomeGuyOk i said shut the fuck up bitch

    • @mrhungrybutawesome
      @mrhungrybutawesome 9 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      Lol the replies for this comment hilariously sad XD

  •  10 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    If you can imagine that woman at 30 yrs ago, OMG. Some Georgia frat boy had a great time.

  • @wasabiattack
    @wasabiattack 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    This is one of my absolute favorites. So funny, wholesome and quirky.

  • @fltngmmth
    @fltngmmth 12 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Rare instance of breaking the "yes and" rule of improv and producing comedy. Conan is a genius. One can only aspire to achieve such a display of timeless wit.

  • @RaphaeLoh01
    @RaphaeLoh01 7 ปีที่แล้ว +254

    I want that "slide-in" suit!

    • @turbohotvedt
      @turbohotvedt 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same someone please find out what those are called

    • @Meela234
      @Meela234 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@turbohotvedt Ikr? When mom wants you to dress up for the family photo. Slide that sucker on for a few minutes, then off when finished. Lol

    • @turbohotvedt
      @turbohotvedt 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@Meela234 hehe, the way Conan put on the jacket was smooth as f

    • @bstmeg5237
      @bstmeg5237 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Classy

    • @LickMyMusketBallsYankee
      @LickMyMusketBallsYankee 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I've looked for it everywhere, the only thing I could find were those printed on Tuxedo T-Shirts (some look kinda good on Amazon). I'm beginning to think it's a prop made specifically for Conan.

  • @VitorCaldeira1980
    @VitorCaldeira1980 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1102

    I love conan videos !!!! so hilarious !!! :D

    • @richamiga
      @richamiga 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I cant stop watching them.. Conan, i am addicted to you..help..

  • @Dad_of_War
    @Dad_of_War 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Conan can even make the charm school lady laugh, what a comedic genius!

  • @absoluteterror9098
    @absoluteterror9098 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    "you BROKE this boy"

  • @TrueBlueRoyal
    @TrueBlueRoyal 10 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    The look Conan gives to the camera after she told him he was "Charm-free" was priceless. 3:17

  • @sasha3010
    @sasha3010 4 ปีที่แล้ว +192

    Excuse me I'm German and I am astonished that I found Conan just recently! He's insanely hilarious. X'D - "A kid trapped in an adult body." 4sure

    • @adamfernandez3846
      @adamfernandez3846 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Conan ging vor ein paar Jahren nach Deutschland

  • @dpcrawdad_3
    @dpcrawdad_3 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    "You have not offended any plants." Is still my favorite line.

  • @GeoffreyBronson
    @GeoffreyBronson 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    I must say, that's a very nice picture of them all at the end. They seem like a lovely bunch to be fair, the world could use more manners.

  • @NealX
    @NealX 10 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    What would have made this bit even better? Why, Jordan Schlansky of course!

  • @pezelbuda
    @pezelbuda 5 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    "You broke this boy" came out with a southern accent xD, Conan is learning

    • @abdelll9737
      @abdelll9737 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Are you related to Nando Parada? One of the survivors of the plane crash?

    • @pezelbuda
      @pezelbuda 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@abdelll9737 u mean from the plane crush in los andes?

    • @pezelbuda
      @pezelbuda 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@abdelll9737 no I'm not!

  • @reycesarcarino4653
    @reycesarcarino4653 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    2:00 The Charming Humbug Lady was unprepared
    For Conan's wit (Wit Vs Charm)

  • @caliart1677
    @caliart1677 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I love Conan so much. I have never seen someone be so disrespectful but also so respectful at the same time.