I f**ked around with Hu Tao... (Genshin Impact)
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 16 ก.ค. 2024
- It's time to bring back Hu Tao... If only I didn't struggle to think properly.
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"It's more manly to go broke on fake women than real women. But then again, who's to say who is the fake and who is the real."
Sigma Kage just returned and already dropping wisdom bombs out here
what
@@Xedrie I think he meant ligma
Sigma Male: *a slang term used in masculinist subcultures for a popular, successful, but highly independent and self-reliant man*
Ligma: *balls* 🙂
@@jan_draws5268 thank you I've been waiting all day
Hahahahaha cybdyghr
Why does Albedo make everything look like it hits 10x harder.
cause he does
I might know if I actually read what his abilities do
@@Jeikage sigma's don't need to read kage don't worry
@@nanodesu3058 that's cute, mai san
He’s a support? Rrrr
My hu Tao looks different, she looks like a certain winery owner🤨
yeah mine looks tall n blonde 🤨
Mines is a zombie... I hope mihoyo fixes this and gives us 300 pimos for it
After I got my first Hu Tao it happened to me too, it might be a visual bug, was your Hu Tao also named Diluc? They need to solve that, she looks like a weird grown-up with that bug :/
Mine is a little zombie
yo mine looks a lot like a purple cat girl, has anyone else had the same problem? 🤨
Jeikage came back when the world need him the most
Ikr finally lol
when the world needed him most he vanishined
so after 100,000 years he came back
i see this comment under every video, can y’all get a bit more creative? the world needs him the most all the time anyway but you don’t gonna repeat it 15420728197716939 times 💀
4:55 ah yes, the best form of communication in genshin, jumping
true you can say alot with just that alone.
"i feel like seeing albedo's death was not necessary" uhuh yeah
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOf
WHAT THE FUCH 😂
“hola sapos conchetumare” THAT GOT ME ALFJQLBFLQBFKSNFNSMKDND. They said “hello ugly frogs”, the word "conchetumare" in Chilean Spanish, means many things, it can be a way of addressing a friend or insulting someone who deserves it.
SAMEE SNDJSJ pero nunca había pensado en la palabra “sapos” as “frogs” even though that’s like the literal translation T T
"I know there are some dora mains out there holding it down" ye holding the line is rough
Respect
Man, I feel you. Dora mains unite!!
Kage: I'm collecting this beetles for no reason
Me, who knows that Itto needs beetles to ascend: Interesting
11:00 I feel that too, especially around winter time, Onikabuto are also just cool, ya know?
Yea I know right, I heard itto definitely don’t need them, he needs something else, yea, I’m farming beetles and Geo domain because I feel like it
@@mikansyndrome I’m also hunting the wolves and samurai cause they’re invading the land and being nuisances
Don't mind me just refining my whiteblind for no reason in particular
Those DEF% mainstats gonna be real useful when Ittou and Gorou drop
well they're common so you can honestly get them in any artifact set
Only problem is they come out with a new best in slot set with a new domain.
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@@D157urb3d0 lmao watch that one domain where you want high def stats to be all crit dmg and crit rate.
@@Yesmypfpismeirl I get EM healing hp and def on artifacts alot and the ONE TIME I ACTUALLY NEEDED EM (Viridescent for Sucrose) I GOT HP ATK AND DEF
2:40 The "hola rat ass man case" literally had me rolling like lmaoo
"I felt like it should be a crime against humanity for Lumine to be stuck at level 20."
Me: *Sweating* Yeah... who would do such a thing ;;
Lvl 90 with lvl90 sword, triple crowned, all gold artifacts. Just a small flex
Definitely not me.
Nope.
She's level 23.
@@isdrakon9802 the dedication! My traveler is only level 90
You’re the only youtuber that appreciates eng hutao and that’s more than enough reason to protect you no matter what kage
another episode of guessing who jeikage is farming for !!
The time spent gathering the ingredients and making the food is greater than the time saved popping the food in co-op domains and weeklies. So why would we pop food?
Recently been farming artifacts for Hu Tao in the Crimson Witch domain, i got a healing bonus circlet with atk% and crit dmg sub stats and istg i was ready to end my life right then and there 😻
OMG I got the same thing! It had great substats and I felt like it was insulting me!
All cw circlets I get are healing bonus, and I haven't gotten a single hp sands for a long time now. Crimson witch domain is not daijobu ☠️
Same I got a def circlet and a def timepiece with crit rate/dmg in the same condensed resin I was so ready to test if I had fall damage in real life🥰
I get healing circlets all the time... and still not a single healing bonus maiden's beloved
2:20 - "Look at this, this is atrocious!"
Me, who has nearly identical stats: HAHAHA
I love how youre lowkey farming for itto lmao
man, hutao have an amazing English VA. "Aiya" id kind of a exclamation when something goes wrong, like "oh my" , or "ara"
Hmm, if I remember it right, on one of the little lightning root-tree-things on Tatarasuna has lots of Onikabuto crawling all over it. If you still need them for no specific reason.
There's a side room UNDER the main city that has about 6 or 7 of the little buggers on the walls and hanging on the smaller trees. I clear 'em out every other day or so. Pest control, ya'see.
@@michaelmoronez5980 Ah, that one cave under Raidens castle, from Ayayas personal quest? Good thinking.^^b
More Kage content..🙏🏻
Kate-
Kate back
@@Jeikage BRO AUTOCORRECT SCREWED ME UP AGAIN 😭😭
0:25 affected by Hydro -> received Electro DMG from somewhere -> Got Electro-charged status -> pressed the teleport button -> Electro-charge status hasnt come off (usually 2 ticks) -> Stunned mid-air -> Fell to death
5:44 Hydro status got cleared by Pyro -> Got hit by Childe Electro Attack -> Overloaded
"almost capped"
me who logs on with resin capped everytime being ar56 : PATHETIC
Kage trying to speak spanish is so fkn awesome XD
u know the place where u get the mask that turns into a catalyst if u go to that place u can get at least 7 onikabuto from the branches
the evil doggos were made by Albedo's alchemist master, shit's wild
I always think of that one meme. Whenever fighting them
"Get yo fkkn dog"
"It don't bite "
"Yes it doo
I know. That that man. Did not say the Abyss had *Squidwards* lmaoooo
Kage here suffering for solvent while i get at minimun 2 each week while praying for Prototypes... but the garbage artifacts are eternal.
Thanks for uploading, i cant wait for next episode!
Kage: does geo domain for NO REASON
Also Kage: gets upset over Def. Artifacts.
The "No reason" in question: scales of off defense.
I enjoy every vid u make man keep up the great work kingkage
Just stumbled across your channel today, and your commentary is hilarious! Looking forward to watching more vids
the name "funeral parlor comp" killed me 💀
I know I'm gonna have a good day whenever Jei posts a video 🥰🥰🥰
The beetle action made me choke on my water lmao
it was 8am and i forgot that "around" was in the title
Just watching Jeikage somehow and I dunno why but it gives me a smile on my face
Jei is literally my favorite TH-camr can't wait for him to keep uploading again
Aiya is like a slang in my opinion where I come from. Like how we always like to say "Aiyo, why you be like this." XD It's like a sigh, if I were to explain.
1:56 they have no faces so that makes it more creepy
You should be terrified of healers when you play who tao
What's this? Jei posted up a reference to my favorite pokemon Houndoom? Respect.
Make me remember that hu tao main that destroyed my ice bridge in the middle of nowhere and texted that emoji in the chat c:
Hu Tao ascended right at the start of this video.
"I must go now. My funeral parlor needs me."
damn im glad to know that i am not the only one trying to find some beetles for no reason :D
I feel so called out for looking at people's profiles to see what characters they have xD
I see them with most characters still C1 or C0 and I have to ask myself if they're f2p
A fellow koko triple crown, massive respect
The ganyu with a mustache and sombrero cracked me up
kage posted! it must be a good day
Ma mannn is back with some heat 🔥🔥
[edit: please remember this is just my analysis]
"Aiya/Aiyah" (seen it spelt both ways so idk) is basically a little sound effect word to express stuff in Chinese
for instance I remember a character was pestering another, so the one being bothered went "Aiya! Leave me alone already!"
so I'm assuming it's kinda like "Tsk!" or "Yare Yare" you get me? just something to express things like disappointment n stuff
Heads up jei, if you wanna farm for itto wait for the update his best in artifacts are in the new domain (same for Koko too)
Maybe roll a certain doggo to make finding them easier.
Kage's videos dont feel the same without the intro ;-;
YAYYY JAY IS BACK, please don't leave us anymore
Oh Jeikage...
The reason for the extra time enemies are people like me who play on potato phones....
Omg omg Jei is getting back. :)
The Kage is back at following butterflies again.
Condensed resin is the only resin
the Kage returned to the village when we needed him the most
0:23 What you saw Jeikage was a failed Hu Tao Ascension.
Watching Jei reading spanish was a new experience.
We always here for more Hu Tao appreciation vids
"I don't mind humping trees" - Jeikage 2021
Finally man we got some hu kage
1:56 i could’ve gone my entire life without hearing that
Why yall never get solvents? Im literally drowning in like 17 solvents and 0 Prototype Polearm material
WOOO MIGHTY KAGE IS BACKKK
Missed opportunity to call Andrius aka lupus boreas aka wolf of the north “updog”
Damn poor Kage got no dream solvents while I have 9 of those and my co-op party members always die except one (that's not me that survives).
at 0:24, jei unlocked the death flyer justsu, which I have mastered to perfection
2:40 Jei being american af and not having a clue of Spanish (chilean Spanish more specifically) was so fucking funny
I love it when EN speakers read shit they don’t understand, it sounds so goofy
Just finished the video Hu English VA sounds so seductive. I love it.
agreed
13:47 Here. Still bring my Dora out every now and then. Actually, she out right now in fact. I don’t care all that much about having them out, especially the Seelies because they get annoying after a while but Dora just floats there chillin’. It’s sad that other people just forget about some old stuff when something new comes around.
before the paper doll my only pet was the seelie and i wasn't using it cuz it was annoying and distracting
The faster way to go through the characters is called character selection… it shows bottom left corner of the character selection screen
Me clicking on a random Jeikage video: 😄
Me not ten seconds into the video:😟
I got Hu Tao C1 and her weapon! I felt closer to Jeikage somehow! XD
When you goona complete the final lesson 🤨 in honkai
I dont know why i even subscribe this non-damage showcasing, non-character tutorial, non-EXE video and non-reaction channel to begin with............................
because i dont care as long jeikage narrating the wholesome video.
Kage wants beetles??....sus....very sus Kage (for no reason)
11:30
You still have social credit left, Jei?
I don't know if my mother's dialect is different from mainland Mandarin Chinese, but she always said Aiya as a kind of sound of exasperation. Like, "Aiya, I just rolled another DEF main stat artifact" kind of exasperation. It doesn't have to be an angry Aiya either, its usually pretty mild. Like "Aiya, the cat is sleeping on my keyboard again" or something.
Kaaaaggeeeeee
My day is complete now
Kage just forgetting most of spanish speakers are in NA
Jei I gotta say as a Keqing main:
4pc Shimenawa set is *AMAZING on Keqing!*
Btw glad to see you back making videos for TH-cam again 😁
OMG i never even thought of that! ...gonna have to try it out omg sounds amazing lmao
@@Jo-wd5yl doesn’t mess with using her burst much either, gets back to full charge well before her skill runs out :)
@@nix7339 truuue her energy recharge is pretty good and her burst is practically always up anyways hmmm seems very decent, okay Nix, I respect you for sharing this information, thanks man I’ll give it a try😌
6:25
meanwhile me stalking ppls character stats in their profiles
Currently in history class I got too bored thanks for good videos
Abyss mages matings. Yes R34 got u covered.
0:26 : Girl just *ascended* .
I saw somewhere a skin for a certain purple cat girl… gotta maybe sure to save Welkin moon crystals
I regret not pulling for Koko I sure love her design
2:40 Lmao that was funny, I'm from Chile and that's a friendly way to say hi XD
Yeah, a REALLY friendly way XD
That Xiao dead picture bruh 😆 he was the one who wanted to fight her too
Fun fact: Those abyss doggo raided Springvale before (mentioned in Razor's story quest)
It seems like migration isn't a problem for The Abyss
Jei:I prefer feline features
His kokomi:
You got me missing playing with Albedo-
You sound like the man who said ..." All my life I've always liked syrup"
If you think about it, when it’s a freezing day and everyone is frozen Hu Tao can just use her E and warm her self up if Mihoyo believed in logic and Physics
Rest in peace, Jeikages resin
Jeikage reading the spanish words its just so funny to me
love ur videos pls do more hu conctent