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  • @maxgeopiano
    @maxgeopiano 2 ปีที่แล้ว +900

    "My bulge is so hard"
    "My bulge doesn't have any functional usecases"

  • @deepakdre6675
    @deepakdre6675 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2390

    I would rather write in binary is when you tell it's hard

    • @CodingWithLewis
      @CodingWithLewis  2 ปีที่แล้ว +114

      Yep 🤣

    • @danielnielsen24
      @danielnielsen24 2 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Well assembly isn't that bad tho

    • @sql64
      @sql64 2 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      @@danielnielsen24 assembly isnt machine code

    • @danielnielsen24
      @danielnielsen24 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@sql64 it's close enough lol

    • @not_vinkami
      @not_vinkami 2 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Writing in binary is like writing in assembly, except you are the compiler

  • @aaplies8879
    @aaplies8879 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    Malbolge has self altering code, where c = c + c + (c % 94) don’t ask why

  • @Ice-on7xs
    @Ice-on7xs 2 ปีที่แล้ว +257

    BrainF*ck: *Finally a worthy opponant, our battle will be legendary*

    • @tasseratee
      @tasseratee 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Brainfuck is actually quite easy

    • @benonyoutube
      @benonyoutube 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      BF is the one

    • @asdfghyter
      @asdfghyter 2 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      BF is so much easier! It's not even close! To write a malbolge program you literally have to solve a cryptographic puzzle.
      The only reason it's feasible at all to write programs other than through brute force is because someone discovered an exploit in the crypto scheme. It took 7 years before the first person managed to write a functioning "99-bottles of beer" program.

    • @Rudxain
      @Rudxain 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@asdfghyter lol imagine fizz-buzz, or the *Ackermann* function

    • @maimere
      @maimere 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      BF is childish near Malbolge.

  • @Dubov1933
    @Dubov1933 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I didn’t grasp it till you said you’d rather write binary, now I understand.

  • @murtazahmed7398
    @murtazahmed7398 2 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    I keep hearing Mah Bulge is so hard 😭

  • @dexterpoindexter3583
    @dexterpoindexter3583 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "I would rather write binary"
    ... remembering 1978, when I coded 8080 assembly language & hand-translated it into binary (well, hexadecimal but it's 95% as brutal) to burn onto UV-PROMs, 'cause the ISC micros my business partner got from Georgia didn't have any assembler yet.

  • @ThatBuckskin-Frank
    @ThatBuckskin-Frank 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Me: you're forgetting the very first programming where it was basically paper and hole punches-

    • @domifick
      @domifick 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      That's binary tho

    • @hypercoder-gaming
      @hypercoder-gaming 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      this is harder tho

  • @expertoflizardcorrugation3967
    @expertoflizardcorrugation3967 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Honestly you have to respect someone who makes a programming language that's so actively hostile to the user.
    Though I'd imagine trying to read the code is every bit as bad as writing it. Technically that could be considered a use case, but the fact that you'd have to write a program worthy of hiding in malboge its really not worth it.

  • @AyaanKhan-xh5pq
    @AyaanKhan-xh5pq 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    You know its scary when he says he would rather write in binary.

  • @cain372
    @cain372 2 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    believe me that The absurd One programming language.

  • @bromine_35
    @bromine_35 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    It would be amazing to create hard to reverse engineer programs

  • @a84jdu3uc7d
    @a84jdu3uc7d 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    a little note: the first program written in malbolge was actually created by an algorithm, not even by a person! that's how hard it is to use this unholy abomination

  • @the_player_2
    @the_player_2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    There is an assembly language HeLL that compiles to malbolge to hopefully make it slightly easier to program in it.

  • @imanjallali1701
    @imanjallali1701 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    You seem to be from the future, I am doing computer science third semester but never heard of tech and stuff you talk about. You know I read more the topic you discuss. Your are truly an engineer, because your thoughts are different than ones out there in TH-cam.

  • @DanielGyimesi
    @DanielGyimesi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    To be fair though, try programming in Assembler. You'll never ever think that programming in C is hard anymore

  • @BaconToPig
    @BaconToPig 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love challenges

  • @iconsworld9
    @iconsworld9 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    You'll have to be a cyborg to understand malborge

  • @redwire85
    @redwire85 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    just wait till the programing language that is only spaces tabs and enters shows up

    • @Vexxel256
      @Vexxel256 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Isn’t that just like binary but repackaged?

  • @swastikpatro6436
    @swastikpatro6436 2 ปีที่แล้ว +114

    I would rather write in binary, Hahahah 😂🤣

  • @kaiperdaens7670
    @kaiperdaens7670 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    There is also a language that works with whitespaces like bro immagine making a misktake and searching it it would be so hard bc you need to select it to see it bc otherwose it is invisible.

  • @hh126
    @hh126 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    the creator didnt even write a program in it, he made an ai in python do it for him 💀

    • @itsTyrion
      @itsTyrion 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wait fr?

    • @Schnorzel1337
      @Schnorzel1337 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@itsTyrion yes and no. He didn't come up with a program, but no AI ever touched this language. It was a search algorithm.

  • @pulkitjain8135
    @pulkitjain8135 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    When language is lower than assembly

  • @simongray3314
    @simongray3314 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    The Bruh sound effect is appropriate.

  • @hypercoder-gaming
    @hypercoder-gaming 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    When someone made the first program for it, it was actually done by an algorithm by that person. So technically even they couldn't do it

  • @xewnmusic
    @xewnmusic 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Mabulge is also pretty hard...

  • @XYWZExtreme
    @XYWZExtreme 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    "Malbolge is hard"
    Assembly : Allow me to introduce myself

    • @Vexxel256
      @Vexxel256 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      The difference is assembly does attempt to be sensical

    • @MCNarret
      @MCNarret ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Assembly is easier

    • @Ceres23
      @Ceres23 ปีที่แล้ว

      machine code: are u sure about that

  • @QualityDoggo
    @QualityDoggo 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Fun fact, according to Wikipedia, that "first program written" was built by an algorithm. The official version is also not Turing-Complete due to memory limits, but there are extended/modified versions which are supposed to be

  • @billyfrcs19
    @billyfrcs19 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Meanwhile Brainfuck: did u forget me?

    • @ImXyper
      @ImXyper 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      malbolge is way harder than brainfuck.

  • @iamwisdomsky
    @iamwisdomsky 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    It's no programming language if it's not even practical for use. Anyone can create a more cryptic and incomprehensible language. there's no end to it.

  • @c0smo709
    @c0smo709 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    im a professional malbolge developer earning 400k/year in banking systems. you simply have to get used to it

    • @ImXyper
      @ImXyper 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      mhm sure bro

    • @c0smo709
      @c0smo709 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ImXyper ?

    • @ImXyper
      @ImXyper 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      malbolge developers do not exist. the first program was made by an ai after 4 years. no way banks hire you lmaao

    • @c0smo709
      @c0smo709 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ImXyper i literally exist, i found this job in my small home town. id post my linkedin but thats too much info flying around on the internet for a high value person like me. if you dont believe me you can ask my dad

    • @ImXyper
      @ImXyper 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@c0smo709 says the guy who uploads tf2 clips to his channel and titled one of them "yo sick dance moves bro"

  • @EliRickard
    @EliRickard 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Malbolge always feels easy compared to orionDS. Lines are limited equal to punch card. Each line must define return from previous line. Prebuilt and defined functions are written in Unicode symbols. Strings must be written in OrionSE and use each call’s dynamic encryption key, limiting it 30 total calls before redefining except the encryption key used to read values is blocked from being used in definition. Finally it requires compilation at which point everything gets reduced to 50 lines of limited orionRT code which has to be run in an OrionEnv where all the keys are changed and locked and the code is reorganised at runtime based on the priority numbers given to each part.
    Also there’s no documentation, interestingly it’s hard to even find anything about it. I’m unaware of even a public “hello world” demo. Found my copy of the ide on a floppy disc with 3 page get started guide. Best I can tell it was originally used in the early 2000s for the military with tools that I think were meant for weapon deployment or maybe detonation but I can’t tell.

  • @BajunTheCat
    @BajunTheCat 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Have you ever heard of Whitespace? Imo that's even harder bc you can't find mistakes easily

  • @yablock7346
    @yablock7346 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Fun fact : The hello world program wasent even writen by a human

  • @NaN_000
    @NaN_000 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love bruh sounds in your video's

  • @anibrataghosh8978
    @anibrataghosh8978 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Mabulge is liked by women I hear

  • @himanshubarnwal7811
    @himanshubarnwal7811 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Let's go back to MICROPROCESSOR 8080 or 8086..... 😂😂

    • @mrfive427
      @mrfive427 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      How about 4004

    • @andreeachan6618
      @andreeachan6618 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      To be fair, 8086 was quite easy, just tedious.

  • @aah134-K
    @aah134-K 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Imagine writing a big system with this, and when managemant didnt like you for being late, they cannot do shit to make and change except by you

    • @izacaqsha3480
      @izacaqsha3480 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      They Will fire you and rewrite the system

    • @aah134-K
      @aah134-K 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@izacaqsha3480 i had a story on a guy doing this, they raised his salary 3 times. Used to get 3k usd monthly but then ended getting 10k a month,
      Eventually fired him because he got stuck not able to implement authorization to the system, ut was the jungle

    • @izacaqsha3480
      @izacaqsha3480 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@aah134-K well, sounds bad for his carrier progress, Will be a bad remarkable history

  • @fakeduck4474
    @fakeduck4474 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Its probably harder than just grabbing a knife and writing the code directly to the hard drive

  • @MrJuandahero
    @MrJuandahero 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    The dark souls of the programming world

  • @w0yta
    @w0yta 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    They are probably using this to make GTA 6

  • @Krispy453
    @Krispy453 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Imagine the people responsible for testing it

  • @kishanprajapati3327
    @kishanprajapati3327 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Imagine Debugging in launguage

  • @kraleemil
    @kraleemil 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    You know it is hard when any one says i rather write in binary

  • @captainjy8440
    @captainjy8440 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Just imagine how hard it was to make

    • @Schnorzel1337
      @Schnorzel1337 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Actually very easy. Coming up with it was some work.

    • @captainjy8440
      @captainjy8440 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      So making a coding language is easy???

    • @Schnorzel1337
      @Schnorzel1337 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@captainjy8440 In general no. Malborge yes.

    • @captainjy8440
      @captainjy8440 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Schnorzel1337 so you could make a new coding program today and upload it to the Wold

    • @Schnorzel1337
      @Schnorzel1337 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@captainjy8440 Yes you define a grammar in something like a Backus-Naur-Form, then write a compiler or interpreter. If you are fine with a very very small scope or a esoteric language I can write one into this comment.
      Lets go ahead and invent "Length" programming language.
      Every line is one assembler command, depending on the length of the line you get a different assembler operation.
      Every line starting with [ and ending in ] is a variable.
      So the line "abc" is equal to "xxx" and is interpreted as the third assembler option depending on the CPU.
      isVariable = false;
      foreach line from code{
      x = length(x);
      if(line[0] == '[' && line [-1] == ']'){
      isVariable = true;
      }
      compile(x,isVariable);
      }
      You get the gist.
      Inventing Java or C++ takes ages of hundreds or thousands of coders.

  • @VermillionPengu
    @VermillionPengu ปีที่แล้ว

    The only thing harder than this would be writing the code on paper and then executing it by moving the logic gates manually.

  • @BelldofersMatlack
    @BelldofersMatlack 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Imagine learning how to use this to not have people hack your stuff

  • @quym373
    @quym373 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    write a transcripter from python to this programming language :)

    • @Schnorzel1337
      @Schnorzel1337 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      That might be impossible due to the limits of the language.

  • @tiopeperino9501
    @tiopeperino9501 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    When Malbolge created C++

  • @tom-on
    @tom-on ปีที่แล้ว

    I'm pretty sure the hello world program was generated by ai

  • @iwebbio
    @iwebbio 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Omg
    I'm gonna learn it

  • @srivenkateswara371
    @srivenkateswara371 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Sir,how to become a good programmer, reply me sir

  • @aerglass9816
    @aerglass9816 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    the best for begineers

  • @MursleenMursleen-o9k
    @MursleenMursleen-o9k 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Good

  • @aidanunknown8694
    @aidanunknown8694 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I spent a few weeks learning brain fuck which is a pretty difficult language but not nearly as fucked as malbolge lol

  • @betafish995
    @betafish995 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Imma learn this in a day(I have like 10 other languages in front of it to learn it a day)

  • @virtualdev0
    @virtualdev0 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Finally, a worthy opponent

  • @spartan_isravel
    @spartan_isravel 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    You can tell me about r Language

  • @Rhidayah
    @Rhidayah 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Everyone talking brainf*uck,,
    Whitespace Programming Language: oh no, anyway

    • @yablock7346
      @yablock7346 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Chicken : ...

  • @Janti0607
    @Janti0607 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    You sound like the dude from Silicon Valley

  • @duke605
    @duke605 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Brainfuck: am I a joke to you?

  • @JoshGDS
    @JoshGDS 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    For a moment, I thought it was Brainf*ck

  • @maciejka1
    @maciejka1 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    i would still use thst over javascript

  • @frogsaup
    @frogsaup 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Yeah, hell is accurate

  • @ΚλεάνθηςΛαζανάς
    @ΚλεάνθηςΛαζανάς 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    What about mindf*ck language

    • @ImXyper
      @ImXyper 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      malbolge is way harder than brainfuck. or really anything else

  • @nobodythenobody9779
    @nobodythenobody9779 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Your videos are addictive

  • @TheOtherSteel
    @TheOtherSteel 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    If it's designed to be impossible to use, but someone wrote a program for it, then it failed it's design goal.

    • @Schnorzel1337
      @Schnorzel1337 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      "wrote" is a stretch an algorithm found it.

  • @jap00_39
    @jap00_39 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Holy shit. This just allowed me to solve a ctf I’ve been stuck on for over a week. Your a life saver

  • @Ceres23
    @Ceres23 ปีที่แล้ว

    Machine code: so cute

  • @ΑντώνηςΠετσος
    @ΑντώνηςΠετσος 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Well in the old day programmers could code using only 4 keys in their keyboard

  • @エッ-p8c
    @エッ-p8c 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Basically human readable binary.

  • @chenx97
    @chenx97 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    That's right, I'd rather write down the machine code myself.

  • @YukiSatagawa
    @YukiSatagawa 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    WHOA!! My guy u know to call on the tech! This looks way too complicated but interesting 😊

  • @Drawing_with_Divine
    @Drawing_with_Divine ปีที่แล้ว

    "i would rather write binary" 🤧💀

  • @kamcio9495
    @kamcio9495 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Assembly ? Machine learning ? Am i joke to you ?

    • @Schnorzel1337
      @Schnorzel1337 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Imagen assembly, but every instructions changes your data uncontrollably that is not even where the presented language resides.

  • @jaggns5774
    @jaggns5774 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I would rather write in Base3, then translate to Hexadecimal, and then into binary than try to use that language.

  • @r.o.b9363
    @r.o.b9363 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I personally love Brainfuck

  • @dumdumbringgumgum2940
    @dumdumbringgumgum2940 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    "My Bulge"??🤣🤣
    Jokes aside this looks terrifying

    • @DrMorax
      @DrMorax 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      "My bulge is so hard"

  • @johnsimpsen5
    @johnsimpsen5 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I guarantee that there’s some esoteric language that’s more difficult

    • @ImXyper
      @ImXyper 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      nope. this is the most esoteric esotic programming language there is.

    • @scottwhitley2242
      @scottwhitley2242 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​Can you tell me why it's considered esoteric? Is it an old witches language or something similar? Thanks for your time.

  • @mobus1219
    @mobus1219 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    If someone can make a converter for python or smthing to malbodge it would basically be impossible to de cypher

    • @Schnorzel1337
      @Schnorzel1337 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Reverse the converter => done

    • @ImXyper
      @ImXyper 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Schnorzel1337 there is no converter

  • @timedebtor
    @timedebtor 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I don't know, these languages that are designed to be difficult but not solve a problem are just academic
    I feel like knitpaint is a better example of a difficult but useful language

  • @notagain3732
    @notagain3732 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    So here is a question ... Wait for it .. can we teach an AI to use Mabolge maybe using deep learning ? The AI will write a program and run it . As for why to do so , maybe for some sort of cyber security perpose like a virus that will take the anitivirus companies a year to handle. Just a thought

    • @Schnorzel1337
      @Schnorzel1337 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Very very unlikely. First mabolge is not Turing complete, so you are very limited in the programs you could write.
      Second the vast space of possibilities that needs to be compressed is not feasible. The thing with mabolge, if you do a thing twice after another, the result won't be the same.
      Third, there is no training data available at all.

    • @notagain3732
      @notagain3732 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Schnorzel1337 interesting , i would not have thought its that bad . Thank you so much

  • @Neraam_S
    @Neraam_S 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    malbolge is hard

  • @ab.md.faisalrahman3310
    @ab.md.faisalrahman3310 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    The guy that wrote the programme for 2 years. Did he get paid? 😅😅

  • @nikto4475
    @nikto4475 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Same as other esoterick languages(esolang)

  • @박동민-e6s
    @박동민-e6s 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Weird question what is the minimum to be considered a program???

  • @lunarl1ly
    @lunarl1ly 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    its easier than whitespace

  • @idkt-t9214
    @idkt-t9214 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    A was expecting something corny and predictable like "The hardest programming language is the first one you learn", found out about something super interesting instead. Cool video.

  • @Rahruma
    @Rahruma ปีที่แล้ว

    Assembly in corner
    also if it doesnt have functional usecases how tf its programming language?

  • @hasibryan
    @hasibryan 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Who made the programming language

  • @Mr.K_Vibes
    @Mr.K_Vibes 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Who made that language to begin with...n using what?

  • @mrnobody.4069
    @mrnobody.4069 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I learned a little bit of Microsoft basic from the 1970s and it's surprising how simple that is and it's very easy to learn however this is worse than assembly code I don't even want to learn that!

  • @oldskool9783
    @oldskool9783 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    in a way this is less a language and more of a needlessly complicated way to compile down to machine code.

  • @vq_qr3
    @vq_qr3 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    If its impossible to learn how the fuck it got created.

    • @ImXyper
      @ImXyper 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      an ai made it

  • @boris6069
    @boris6069 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Coding in binary 👀

  • @camquilici5422
    @camquilici5422 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I believe you’re referring to “Java”

  • @cryaesthetic3603
    @cryaesthetic3603 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Isn't whitespace a thing?

  • @HandheldGamingHQ
    @HandheldGamingHQ 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Okay but how did they create it if it's that hard to understand 🤷 ??

    • @ImXyper
      @ImXyper 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      an ai made it

  • @looooooooooooooooooooongytname
    @looooooooooooooooooooongytname 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    The hello world script in malbolge wasn’t even found by a human
    It was found by ai
    Also there’s a so lang called chicken, and the only valid word is chicken

  • @Icode2395
    @Icode2395 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    H.O.A.T