alexdiezg yeah, me too. I've actually aced many times using it, the problem is that it has a completely different playstyle than other common weapons, however if you manage to learn how to jump-push a corner (which isn't actually that hard) then it's a really cost-effective weapon
GabeN I was only 15 years old I loved GabeN so much, I have all his games I pray to GabeN every night before bed, thanking him for the games i've been given "GabeN is love" I say, "GabeN is life" My roommate hears me and calls me an elitist I knew he was just jealous of my devotion to GabeN I called him a peasant He rages and leaves the room I'm crying now that people can be so stupid I sit next to my PC and it's really hot Something is moving towards me I feel something touch me It's GabeN I'm so happy He whispers in my ear, "this is my wallet" He grabs my wallet with his powerful hands I'm ready I open my wallet for GabeN He starts taking the money It hurts but I do it for games I can feel my finances flying away I try to resist the urge I want to please GabeN He roars a mighty roar as he fills my library with games My roommate walks in GabeN looks him straight in the eye and says "Come join us" GabeN jumps out my window GabeN is love, GabeN is LIFE.
Who came here from "How 2 use the worst gun in CS2" about MP5-SD, where iNoToRiOuS changed the final opinion on MP9 by saying "Just buy an MP9, man" at the end. Edit: iNoToRiOuS in 2024 now thinks that MP9 is actually powerful rather than underpowered, as he thought back in 2016.
The mp7 and mp9 are actually pretty viable weapons. They do a decent amout of damage, are low cost, and have a fast fire rate. Not to mention the good armor penetration. Also, (even being smg's) you dont always have to go for headshots. Even at full health, you can often kill a T with a bodyshot. (Ok, now thats off my chest)
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I use it like i would use a rifle, and it's actually really good. The recoil for the first 9 bullets is managable, and the first bullet is really accurate. Accurate enough to get headshots from long a to a site on dust 2
SMG Tier List (Edit on 4/17/17 - Put UMP above P90 after factoring in costs, added meme names) Top (A): TR)UMP-45(th) > Pro-90 Useful (B): OP7 Situational (C): BIG MAC-10 = M'P9 Meme Tier (D): Mini M249
Lemonadical that's why I ranked UMP higher. MP7 has better recoil control and a pretty good running accuracy in comparison to the other ones. Siril It's pretty shit at anything further than medium-close range, but I was still able to counter snipe two scout rifle users with it before kek
It's actually really good IMO. Much better than UMP in my opinion. Very nice high fire rate, its super OP if you master the spray patterns and you know how to use it correctly. It's become one of my favorite guns in this game.
It's interesting when one looks at the mindset of Inotorious and nomicro4u. Inotorious has a negative view on the weapons, but nomicro4u as a positive mindset. And their solutions differ wildly. One suggests using the gun in a certain way, the other suggests using the gun during a certain time. Question is, which is more helpful?
"This right here has the ability with a .30-caliber clip to disperse with 30 bullets within half a second. Thirty magazine clip in half a second." -- Senator Kevin De Leon
With the Tec-9, P250 and Five-Seven nerfed into the ground the MP9 and Mac-10 are pretty damn useful now on eco rounds, plus if you're T side the Mac-10 is pretty damn useful for rushing B on dust 2 and rushing blue door on Cache. When you're on CT side the mp9 is pretty useful for anti-eco rounds and flanking through mid.
UMP is good when you're a rifle player, MP9 when you're someone who can change their playstyle drastically so the enemies can't predict what you're going to play.
DerPixelPanda ump is so good if you are using it as a rifle, and it is a lot cheaper than rifles, for me it is best choice against force buys and against eco. And you can play with it on the gunround too
same, especially when im screwing around in lower ranks, just chill in pit because silvers dont ever check corners or areas where people could be. jump up spray them down, then you can reload before the fuckers realize where you even are lmao
I loved the TMP in CSS and before... Gunning through the appartment on italy without a single fuck to give while T's don't even switch from their knives as they get there.
0:32 Correction police! The MP9 is the same thing as the TMP, However the creators of TMP Sold their rights to another Company, Which replaced the TMP and made the MP9 instead.
One actual advantage of the MP9 is it’s bursting potential, because of its moderate damage and good accuracy makes up for its shitty armor pen when bursting at a distance
7 years later this gun become the most op gun in cs2.
Time flies.
I actually like the mp9...
alexdiezg yeah, me too. I've actually aced many times using it, the problem is that it has a completely different playstyle than other common weapons, however if you manage to learn how to jump-push a corner (which isn't actually that hard) then it's a really cost-effective weapon
Fridtjof Johan Olderheim yes, I'm doing the same as you do. If I'm lucky enough, I can full buy in the next round
alexdiezg exactly, I'm honestly surprised by how few people understand how effective it can be.
i aced 9 times with this gun and saved my ass a lot.
kingkaschte bet you got some "mp9 noob" comments :P I got many comments like that
1:05 Dammit, they bought Tec-9's.
Gets killed by a Galil.
iHaelas lol just about to comment that
Yeaaaahhh
Its a long tec 9
I just got u to 917 likes
yeah but thats the name he gave to the gun, he wasnt complaining
you shouldve called it the jump9
lol
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I really like the MP9. When I first started playing CSGO this was the only gun that actually worked for me.
Same.
For me its the P90
@@binbows2258 10 years later and it's still is P90
GabeN
I was only 15 years old
I loved GabeN so much, I have all his games
I pray to GabeN every night before bed, thanking him for the games i've been given
"GabeN is love" I say, "GabeN is life"
My roommate hears me and calls me an elitist
I knew he was just jealous of my devotion to GabeN
I called him a peasant
He rages and leaves the room
I'm crying now that people can be so stupid
I sit next to my PC and it's really hot
Something is moving towards me
I feel something touch me
It's GabeN
I'm so happy
He whispers in my ear, "this is my wallet"
He grabs my wallet with his powerful hands
I'm ready
I open my wallet for GabeN
He starts taking the money
It hurts but I do it for games
I can feel my finances flying away
I try to resist the urge
I want to please GabeN
He roars a mighty roar as he fills my library with games
My roommate walks in
GabeN looks him straight in the eye and says "Come join us"
GabeN jumps out my window
GabeN is love, GabeN is LIFE.
What is name of this meme
Nice one
Oh dear
@@rexx505 you never seen it?!
Holy shet
And now in CS2 the MP9 is seriously overpowered on new fucking levels.
how to use a knife because why not
welll that never happened
@@Ropliumwell about that……
4:20 seconds long, a meme.
Funy weed number
@@kodinamsinh3233 bro that was 3 years ago. I've grown, both mentally and comedically
Lmao wholesome reply section
see yall in 4 years
@@abuzzedwhaler7949 haha smok veed ewry dai
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Who came here from "How 2 use the worst gun in CS2" about MP5-SD, where iNoToRiOuS changed the final opinion on MP9 by saying "Just buy an MP9, man" at the end.
Edit: iNoToRiOuS in 2024 now thinks that MP9 is actually powerful rather than underpowered, as he thought back in 2016.
Reply to this comment which gun you want next. Whichever has the most replies is the one I'll do next week!
iNoToRiOuS hi
iNoToRiOuS R8 revolver
iNoToRiOuS autoshotty of course
iNoToRiOuS PP-Bizon
r8 revolver
Hey I also finally downloaded SFM after 3 days on my shitty internet, and I make make even HigherQuality™ memes now
iNoToRiOuS Challenge yourself and criticize the Zeus.
Next video on XM shotgun
How to use the KA Nife?
What song did you used for outro? It just say the fat rat and they have so many!!
iNoToRiOuS Do you niw what means shitty internet... my! My CS:GO laging like in 1000 years ago!
I'm supposed to eco but this one MP9 keeps kicking my ass.
is it the mp27?
imer erkmenis
Yeah. TheMp27
CrazyEddy some people say TheMp27 can smoke ct spawn all the way from t spawn
imer erkmenis
I heard TheMp27 once aced with a single shot.
The mp2+7
This is one of those rare guns that look terrible on paper but absolutely amazing in action and not vice versa.
the muzzle velocity is 400 METERS per second, or about 1300 FEET per second, not 400 FEET per second
TheDavid Getting things wrong only makes *you* the joke
1300 YEET or 400 YEET?
@@ThatOneRandomSteve cringe
There's .177 caliber air rifles with more muzzle velocity
r/woooosh
How to use dual berettas
Buy Tec-9 or five seven
How to use REKT-9 ?
Do the Deagle and call it "what's 1.6"
I approve of this.
we need the ACE-47
Mini awp*
/*уєѕ иσ*\ Yup, or until you actually want to headshot someone on purpose... Like using it from goose watching short A.
You should do the TRUMP-45 next
nIce pun
DerpNoodles hUMP 69
How does it relate to trump?
cheap and lots of money reward
Because Trump is the 45th president
I love seeing this in my recommended after 5 years. im not even being a stinker I'm very glad to re live these
The mp7 and mp9 are actually pretty viable weapons. They do a decent amout of damage, are low cost, and have a fast fire rate. Not to mention the good armor penetration. Also, (even being smg's) you dont always have to go for headshots. Even at full health, you can often kill a T with a bodyshot. (Ok, now thats off my chest)
Incoming "omg the video is 4:20 minutes long looool" comments
Aprax india
omg the video is 4:20 minutes long looool
You're the only one I've seen so far lol
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You did one
2:03 did I just watch someone die?
WTF is it real?
no lmao
I bet you have ptsd now.
If you want to experience life in a more sinister way go try the morbid-section of Funnyjunk :)
yup i can see him right now in hell
i like the mp9
ikr
mhm
softonic It's a joke video
xXx65Pootis65xXx xXx69Holybaguette69xXx wut? Sure u could get the ump for a cheaper price but i still like to use the mp9 regardless
Tmp is better
I use it like i would use a rifle, and it's actually really good. The recoil for the first 9 bullets is managable, and the first bullet is really accurate. Accurate enough to get headshots from long a to a site on dust 2
crazy how the economy change buffed this gun so hard somehow.
Please teach me how to use the Water Pistol (Glock)
For real, I can't make any Frags with that thing accept in Pistol kurwa matsh
no one can lmao
-Kyo - I find that the glock is fine to use and get kills with, but the usps feels like a nerf gun... So weak
+Someone usp s is ez to use, glock is the one that is hard to use
-Kyo - he did it bois
SMG Tier List
(Edit on 4/17/17 - Put UMP above P90 after factoring in costs, added meme names)
Top (A): TR)UMP-45(th) > Pro-90
Useful (B): OP7
Situational (C): BIG MAC-10 = M'P9
Meme Tier (D): Mini M249
yaboiTallMan WRONG! Everybody knows the bizon is the best smg you freaking silver -1
yaboiTallMan bison is actually pretty good weapon
mp7 is too expensive and worse than the ump, why buy it
mac-10 is god weapon
Lemonadical that's why I ranked UMP higher. MP7 has better recoil control and a pretty good running accuracy in comparison to the other ones.
Siril It's pretty shit at anything further than medium-close range, but I was still able to counter snipe two scout rifle users with it before kek
It's actually really good IMO. Much better than UMP in my opinion. Very nice high fire rate, its super OP if you master the spray patterns and you know how to use it correctly. It's become one of my favorite guns in this game.
4:20 minutes long, i see what you did here
It's interesting when one looks at the mindset of Inotorious and nomicro4u. Inotorious has a negative view on the weapons, but nomicro4u as a positive mindset. And their solutions differ wildly. One suggests using the gun in a certain way, the other suggests using the gun during a certain time. Question is, which is more helpful?
Do one of the COD guns (AUG or SG 553)
Love these vids :)
do the m249
TheJaiMangé4PommesHier78 no the dualies are the worst
TheJaiMangé4PommesHier78 yea pretty much
But m249 is an old school weapon we need to have some respect for it :D #legend
Chris Jericho lol tru
T3kzz I agree, duelies are trash
2:03 where u got that clip?
i also wanna know
*DEEP WEB*
mars...
Good question
Have you found it ik it's been like 3 years
MP9:
Worse than the UMP, costs more too.
431979197949182836113788577436822036514985563 shat?? Omg you dont have a keyboard and you have only numpad or wtf???
bruh the ump is garbage
change my mind
@@realkoniri actually learn the spray pattern.
More ammo per clip tho
@@OlviMasta77 correct me if im wrong, but its magazine not clip.
The best part about this video is that it ends on 4:20, and its full of memes. Nice touch there!
“God dammit they bought Tec-9’s”
*Gets killed by the galil
How to use the "loud Russian" (m4a4)
Premature reaculation loool,watching this in 2024
the combat arms refference xdddd subbed just for this
"god f**king dammit they bought tec-9's"
proceeds to die to an Ak-47
This is hilarious to see in 2023
1:04 they bought rifles actually
i cant believe this series all started from a legit p250 tutorial and now its a joke
"This right here has the ability with a .30-caliber clip to disperse with 30 bullets within half a second. Thirty magazine clip in half a second."
-- Senator Kevin De Leon
I love your Gun Toturials ! :D
The combat arms joke...
do the "how did he kill me, i had 2 pistols" (dual berettas)
lmao akimbo steady aim
HOW TO USE THE PP-BIZON with a name like "little negev"
"bullet hose"
nick csgo and more (that shoots real water)
it does way too little damage and way too little armor penetracion for it to be called that
Great vid my guy very funny! btw outro song if ya dont mnd i rly like it.
With the Tec-9, P250 and Five-Seven nerfed into the ground the MP9 and Mac-10 are pretty damn useful now on eco rounds, plus if you're T side the Mac-10 is pretty damn useful for rushing B on dust 2 and rushing blue door on Cache. When you're on CT side the mp9 is pretty useful for anti-eco rounds and flanking through mid.
P90TR SE with Reflex sight
€30
Those were good days....
Did you intentionally make the time 4:20?
400 METERS per second 1312 Feet per second. Not sure if that was intentional as a "joke" or whatever but yeah.
"God fucking damn it they bought Tec9" *Dies by the Galil AR*
DAYUUM YOUUBE BACK AT IT AGAIN WITH THE 4:20
Please Do The Discount m60 (M249)
oh shit i missclicked
Pls do the mini M4A4 (MP7)
its also the best smg for its price and rly good if you l2p it
lmao.
the fact that the video is 4:20 minutes long is just amazing
The video ended at 4:20 nice bro
The wiki actually says that LMFAO
Pigzit I just saw that too lmao
Who wants to bet he snuck on and changed it to that in the hopes that a site admin wouldn't see it?
the only smg im buying these days is ump
UMP is good when you're a rifle player, MP9 when you're someone who can change their playstyle drastically so the enemies can't predict what you're going to play.
DerPixelPanda ump is so good if you are using it as a rifle, and it is a lot cheaper than rifles, for me it is best choice against force buys and against eco. And you can play with it on the gunround too
трололо с: Just as the MP9. It just needs a totally different playstyle, because jump-peeking is not everyone's thing..
mp7 is also awesome
It is.very good if u master.the spray pattern
"God fucking dammit they bought tek-9s" *Gets killed by a galil
1:05
“God fucking damn it they bought Tec 9s”
*dies to a galil*
Rewatched it for a hundred times. Noticed vid length.
0:22 OMG!! SOMEBODY REMEMBERS THAT GAME!!
i guess not u... its combat arms
Dual berettas its so fucking OP if you can use it correctly
Aggrieved Ranger except glock lol
Yusuf Azmaz i was losing badly yesterday so i told my team to rush mid with dual berettas it worked out so well and we made a comeback LOL
Even glock can be OP. Sometimes. When you're lucky and hit 5 headshots against an armored opponent.
Nope, that's not "overpowered".
The awkward moment when people dont understand what "overpowered" means.
0:15 I just now figured out that is CallMeCarson
What's that video clip of the guy kicking the chair at 2:02?
lose first round
buy mp9 and rush on second round
see you in global
*rush b
i buy on it with a helmet if i win pistol round as a ct
yep and get a random headshot with that xD lol
サツッピミク
Mostly i get around 3 kills. Then i get killed
The M'P9 is MLG. The video is 4:20 minutes long. BLAZE IT
omg notorious you actually mentioned combat arms for once xD BB4LYF3 hahahaha
It is good to see a guy that knows ca plays cs go
when the video have 4:20 minutes ;v
Blaze it
do the glock, aka, worst gun in csgo
glock is decent wtf
boi glock is dogshit
boi you don't know how to use the glock
ItzJim_ ive had some good plays with the glock but it gets shit like 80 in 7 all the time
That's why you have 20 bullets and a burst fire, and you kind of need to get headshots :)
Video lenght - 4:20
"...God fucking dammit they bought Tec-9's " * gets killed by Galil *
love these vids man!
pp-bizone please (I spelt it like this on purpose)
How to use the "I have too many bullets"
TylerM then go check his "i have 16k video"
Lucas
bizon
Yea do the bizon. And my rule of thumb is that no amount of bullets is too many.
*****
The fireman's hose
I ran outta Bullets with bizon once :D
the song in outro is time lapse TheFatRat
Lumsynwave it’s actually foster the people - don’t stop
The fact that the bullet goes slow actually makes it more lethal, especially to body armor.
"God fucking dammit they bought TEC-9's." I'm dead 😂
Lol I really fucking like that Gun xD
Jannik Me toooo
same, especially when im screwing around in lower ranks, just chill in pit because silvers dont ever check corners or areas where people could be. jump up spray them down, then you can reload before the fuckers realize where you even are lmao
oh yeah, swag-7
SMG Shitty Machine Gun
hey can you tell me who is the singer of "beautiful" in this video
thank you
i like it
How do you get “custom” skins like the one intotorious is using in this vid and also the bizon one?
He's not very funny
Whats the outro song called? i looked at the description and somehow the links dont work
I loved the TMP in CSS and before... Gunning through the appartment on italy without a single fuck to give while T's don't even switch from their knives as they get there.
Whats the music at 2:04
0:32 Correction police! The MP9 is the same thing as the TMP, However the creators of TMP Sold their rights to another Company, Which replaced the TMP and made the MP9 instead.
One actual advantage of the MP9 is it’s bursting potential, because of its moderate damage and good accuracy makes up for its shitty armor pen when bursting at a distance
2:05 why does that sound like the music from A Silent Voice/A Shape of Voice?
whats the clip at 2:04
hey that's lex