George Tells The Beached Whale Story | The Marine Biologist | Seinfeld
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- "The sea was angry that day, my friends. Like an old man trying to send back soup at a deli."
From Seinfeld Season 5 Episode 13 The Marine Biologist: George starts dating a college friend who, thanks to Jerry, thinks George is now a marine biologist. Elaine's electronic organizer injures a person after being launched from a limo by a Russian novelist. Kramer decides to golf on the beach.
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Seinfeld stars Jerry Seinfeld as a stand-up comedian whose life in New York City is made even more chaotic by his quirky group of friends who join him in wrestling with life's most perplexing, yet often trivial questions. Often described as "a show about nothing," Seinfeld mines the humor in life's mundane situations like waiting in line, searching for a lost item, or the trials and tribulations of dating. Co-starring are Julia Louis-Dreyfus as Jerry's ex-girlfriend and current platonic pal, Elaine Benes; Jason Alexander as George Costanza, Jerry's neurotic hard-luck best friend; and Michael Richards as Jerry's eccentric neighbor, Kramer.
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Only George Costanza would have the luck to pretend he's a marine biologist, just for someone to specifically ask "is anyone here a marine biologist?"
Larry David made sure he was heard in practically every episode.
And only Kramer can hit a golf ball into a whale's blowhole.
Just like that episode "The code" -BOSCO.😂😂😂
But he always wanted to pretend he was an architect.
@@airport862 Saves a lot of money not to have to pay an extra or day player just to speak one line.
George's reveal of the golf ball and Kramer's response must be one of the most perfect examples of golden comic timing!
Kramer's response feels like the best part to me. Shock, embarrassment and amusement all appearing on his face while the audience had a laugh before he delivered the Titleist line.
@@mobilegameplaywalkthroughs990 Agreed, yet you have to appreciate Jason's super incredible ability to deliver this monologue perfectly IN ONE TAKE. Amazing. Apparently it was one take.
Also the way Kramer's voice cracks when he says the word, "Titleist" is just sheer perfection.
You know I always wanted to pretend to be an architect. Goals
This cast struck comedic genius gold every night. Best comedy ensemble ever on TV?
Seriously Jason Alexander so should have won an Emmy that season: The Marine Biologist, The Opposite, The Conversion. He was at his peak George.
It was the summer of George!
All 3 of those are elite George episodes. The Marine Biologist and The Opposite are easily 2 of my favorite episodes of the show.
The Opposite is by far my favorite episode
A George divided against itself cannot stand.
Omg the opposite😂😂😂
"....I tell you he was 10 stories high if he was a foot. "
Gold, pure gold.
Don't you mean "That's GOLD, Jerry! GOLD!!"
The Sea was angry that day!
@@rjwiechmanThat's exactly what I was thinking! 😊
"As if sensing my presence, he let out a great bellow, I said easy big fella!". Julia almost broke character haha.
Who is Julia? Are you friends?
@@ForeverSculpting Yea they are friends
@@ForeverSculptingElaine Benes didn't break character, or did she? I would think not, since shes a fictional character and not an actor. Only an actor can break character, and the actor's name is Julia!
Of all the Seinfeld cast members,Julia Dreyfus was the one who always broke character.
Hold it! Who breaks wind? The character or the actor?
Fun Fact: According to Jason Alexander, the monologue was actually an alternate ending to the episode. The initial test screening of The Marine Biologist ended with George walking into the sea, but the Seinfeld crew didn't find the ending funny. Larry David wrote the monologue and Jason memorized it in ten minutes. It was done entirely in one take.
Idk why would they have set up the whole thing with Kramer hitting golf balls into the ocean then? Unless that was all added after too
@@nvrules27 because it's funny
It shows how talented Jason is.
@@nvrules27 The monologue was made up at the last minute. The golf ball was in there all along. It was going to be George finding the golf ball in the blowhole.
Jerry Seinfeld said it's his favorite episode
One of the greatest speeches ever put on film. I get genuinely excited every time
TV actually
@@blizzard-storm97 whatever
A great acting performance.
@@alwynsam5349 no need to point out that you're clever
@@andreisidro8640 clever ? it was a callback to the episode :D
"The sea was angry that day... Like an old man returning soup in a deli" 😂
from contemplative to inane at the speed of light :)
He was mixing up the old man and the sea with who knows what 🤔
Soup Nazi reference maybe
Jerry's expression at that
@@rayangeline7644 That was two seasons away, lol
I always laugh at the ..." is there a Marine Biologist ".. line😂🤣🤣
It's so far fetched ...yet perfectly hilarious, love this show. My All time favorite. ☝️
That's the voice of Larry David
My thoughts exactly....the absurdity creates the hilarity😂😂😂
Is Larry David voice 😅.
"At that moment, I was a Marine Biologist." That is one of the best lines from the show.
The little yell from the audience member when he reveals the golf ball gets me every time 😂😂🤣🤣
Sounds like LD
Makes it even funnier 😅
Yes, that's what I was thinking too. Pure, spontaneous shriek of laughter!
Jason Alexander’s facial affirmation to Kramer’s question “Is that a Titleist” is JUST perfect! Also, Michael Richard did a great job delaying and letting the audience laugh through the golf ball revel before asking it.
Jason Alexander said that the audience laugh was over one minute long and had to be cut down.
"Is anyone here a marine biologist??" 😂
That was Larry David's voice
George's luck lmao
@@Minty_Fresh8 makes it all the better lmao
Said, Larry David.
Not Khatanji-Brown 😂
Jason Alexander memorized this three-page monologue in an hour. Jerry is on record stating that the look on his face throughout the entire monologue is that he cannot believe Jason was word-perfect.
Ten minutes actually. This scene was written in at the last moment during the actual taping.
Three-page monologue? What, were the words written in font size 72?
@@SidGolanIt was written at 2.00 am not during taping and when Jerry gave it to him he said you’ve got 30 mins to memorize it to which Jason replied No Problem….
"three-page monologue," what, in 72 point font size?
@@hasselettlol
When I first saw this, I thought this was one of the greatest comedic stories and delivery ever told on TV
In 2021.....IT STILL IS!
Yep. This will never NOT be funny!
2022, can confirm it's still funny.
Saw an interview with Jason where he said that Larry David wrote that last scene on the day of the live show.
Also in 2023
Its not funny! The whale died! He was already beached. It was really a tragedy! Kramer killed that fish!
Why couldn't you make me an architect? You know i always wanted to pretend i was an architect 🤣🤣🤣
The extent of his ambition.
The "Vandelay and Associates " Architecture Firm
Jason Alexander deserves some kind of award for this. Just incredible
The impressive part is not that he memorized it in 30 minutes but he had all the gestures and everything with it too. That's nuts.
THE beauty of George is that he will see a lie thru to the end. And sometimes it works
He has a place in the Hamptons! 😂
@@Murat531454 "Alright, you wanna get nuts? Come on... LET'S GET NUTS!"
It's not a lie...
if you believe it
"Remember, Jerry, it's not a lie if YOU believe it."
@@Falconlibrary "Don't you just get down on your knees and thank God that you know me and have access to my dementia?"
George:“ And suddenly I find myself face-to-face with the Great fish!”
Jerry:”Mammal..”
George:”whatever.”
"Like you know" 🙂
Lol the great fish is my fav part of the episode 😂
Who else is here after Jerry Seinfeld was on the Rich Eisen Show?
yeah.....heh
Yes sir
Yep
Yup
uh, maybe?
“You got me in the Galápagos Islands with the turtles! I don’t even know where the hell I am!!!” LMAO
The "old man at a deli" line is one of my favorite in the entire show. Jerry's absolutely confused look is great
This scene is an Emmy winner for George, is a long overdue
yeah it's a shame he never won. Steve Carell too.
George's walk into the ocean is just so funny
Yeah!! Confidently doubtful!🤣
Probably the bravest thing he ever did in this series.
Yes, and he did it all for a woman he would never see ever again.
He was wearing socks walking into the ocean. 😂
AND "the sea was angry that day my friend"
I have never seen a man walking into the unknown with such resolution as George Costanza did...when he went into the sea to meet the high tides and the mighty beast.🍺🤣🤣🤣
In his socks!
Kramer's expression on watching the ball is acting A to Z. 😂
He could barely keep the smile in…😂
Now knowing that it's Larry David saying "Is anyone here a marine biologist?" makes that line a hundred times more funny.
So good
Scenes like this are the reason why the show is STILL talked about. Jason Alexander is just incredible!
Jerry's performance on this one is underrated. His look when George says 'like an old man trying to return soup at a deli' gets me every time.
Love how George says he always wanted to pretend to be an architect, instead of actually becoming one. He probably knows one takes much more work than the other 😅
Funny also that he was not upset with Jerry because he lied, but because he lied about a different occupation.
Incredibly Incredibly fascinating comment.
Yes: To pretend to be. That's his dream. Not to be. To be or to pretend to be. I think we have a new Hamlet here. 🙂
It's impossible to pick the single best scene of Seinfeld, but George's story at the end of this episode has to be in contention for the top spot. I laugh my ass off every time
💯
"It's the largest mammal on earth but as George says, it doesn't has to be" 😀
Who else is here after here in Jason Alexander got this memorized in 30 min and yet he's the only cast member not to receive an emmy award
“From where I was standing I could see directly into the eye of the Great Fish.”
“Mammal.”
“Whatever.”
Only Jason Alexander could throw down a speech like this!! Gets me every time 😂👏
That's Larry David at around 1:49 looking for a marine biologist! 😂
that line got a huge laugh itself... but got cut off because it was a pre taped scene!
good ear!
It’s a shame to not show the golf setup with Kramer at the beginning of this clip. It’s one of the best setups in all of tv.
This is one of the great soliloquies in the history of the performing arts, and nobody can tell me otherwise.
Monologue.
@@scorpiusbalthazar4327 Shhh! Don't tell him otherwise!
What’s so hilarious about this to me is he never once considered that a real marine biologist would say, there’s nothing I can do about a 2 ton whale dying on the beach
I mean, he drove to the end of Long Island to keep a lie going. Walking into the surf was not beneath George Costanza.
@@vtexposfan The point is he didn't have to do a thing and still look like a marine biologist, but then we wouldn't have gotten that excellent soliloquy.
When I saw this episode on TV I laughed until I cried. Great writing, great delivery, great responses from everyone. Still one of the most hilarious things I’ve seen on television.
The sea was angry that day my friends. Like an old man trying to send back soup in a delli. One of the best lines ever in Seinfeld. I love the Sein😄
One of Jason Alexander's best performances of the entire series. One of George Costanza's greatest moments, along with The Opposite, of the entire series. Still can't believe this was filmed one time without any rehearse or bloopers.
And the monolouge was written the night before taping.
@@fromthehaven94 Filming. Seinfeld was captured on 35mm film.
@@dan_hitchman007 Whatever
I loved "The Phone Message" where George is agonizing about not going up for "coffee".
Kramer's expressions after george shows the golf ball 😂
I love the way Kramer shifts nervously in his seat.
When the writers came up with the idea of the golf ball suffocating the whale and George saving the day, it was less than 24 hours before filming. They handed the new script to Jason Alexander to memorize the speech, and the look on Jerry's face isn't from shock at George's biological accomplishments; it's genuine shock at Jason's capability of memorizing word-for-word in such a short amount of time!
How they didn’t break character is an absolute miracle.
Julia Dreyfus almost did.
I never wanted to be a marine biologist until I saw this episode! One of the best episodes in tv history, period!
Studying cholestrol levels in whales🤣🤣
Best episode out of 9 seasons.
They're the largest animal..but they don't HAVE to be! 😀
Such a convoluted career story. You don't normally go into such detail when you talk about your friend's job.
3:33 ….of the great fish.
- Mammal
😂 underrated bit
One of George's few moments of glory.
Elaine trying not to laugh at 3:24
"It was at that point, I decided to tell her that I was not a marine biologist. She told me to go to hell, and I took the bus."
I just saw the interview Jerry Seinfeld did when he stated that Jason Alexander was given that speech only 30 minutes before he was to deliver it on television and slam dunked it! How he was able to memorize it and deliver it along with George's mannerisms was astounding!
the most incredible part of this is the at the beginning: "I dont know it it was divine intervention or the kinship of all living things, but at that moment, I WAS a marine biologist"
Kramer's expression at the end looks remarkably similar to ones of the guilty dogs videos you see on TH-cam.
This scene and entire episode never gets old 😂
One of the best iconic endings to a sitcom episode ever. Jason's delivery was impeccable and Michael's reactions were golden.
This show will stand the test of time hundreds of years from now...
One interesting aspect of Seinfeld is how they will switch into almost quaint, theatrical language sometimes. 'the sea was angry that day my friends' lol.
He's obviously channeling Moby Dick in the monologue.
Man I love Seinfeld, I’m glad this channel exists
Love the sheepish look on Kramer's face when George pulls out the golf ball--"A hole in one, huh?"
Jason Alexander was brilliant in this scene! What a delivery, and payoff!
Kreamer's expression here was priceless 😂
Kramer's face is priceless!
One of the best sitcom scenes of all time
George's walk into the ocean doesn't get enough love.
Love how it's Larry to scream it. His little 'cameos' were always great.
According the commentary on the DVDs, the audience reaction to this scene was so loud and lasted for so long, the guys in the editing room had to alter the volume of the crowd and cut the amount of time the audience can be heard, otherwise it would have caused the episode to run too long for broadcast.
I’m really glad this channel is uploading HD clips in the original aspect ratio instead of the widescreen version that crops out some of the jokes (like in the pothole episode). It’s a nice touch!
This is comic genius. Kramer’s face was priceless.😂
There is never a marine biologist around when you need one... except this incident. I would consider this a Festivus miracle!
2:20 Jason Alexander memorized the text in one hour, written the night before, and the scene was shot in one take with no rehersal.
if I had a time machine. i would go back in time and award Jason alexander an Emmy for this monologue. "he was 10 stories high if he was a foot" great writing, great performance. Jason was Robbed! Robbed i tell ya!
They should've added the part about Kramer golfing on the beach earlier, for more context, but still a classic hilarious scene 😂
Kramer's face alone is worth an Emmy, yet to speak of George 🤣
George is my favorite character in this series, but I love that all four main characters had great storylines - that is part of what made Seinfeld so fun and unique.
Jason's delivery of the monologue is absolutely perfect. Such an amazing actor!
When George throws off his hat and starts walking into the water, I laugh every time.
A rare example of things-kind of-working out for George.
Maybe because he actually did something that helped another living being.
The Sea was Angry that Day my Friends is iconic, but George’s rant at Jerry in Jerry’s apartment about telling the woman he’s a Marine Biologist is brilliant: “Why didn’t you make me an architect?!! You know I always wanted to pretend to be an architect!!”
Georges face when he pulls the golf ball out of his jacket. LOL.
Jason Alexander is a treasure.
One of the all time best moments on TV.
It’s so cute how interested Kramer and Jerry are with George’s story
Omg!!! That is one of my top favorite comic story tellings of all time. Absolutely brilliant!! And the sprinkles on top was Kramer dying holding back a smile when he asked about the golf ball brand.
One of my all-time favorite sitcom bits. "The sea was angry that day, my friends..." "What is that, a Titleist?" Perfect!
Jerry correcting george with "mammal" still gets me. I dont think that was rehearsed but its so brilliant. All of georges bullshit and he didnt even know they were mammals
Bravo to the actors (cashier and customer) behind Kramer and Jerry, acting "normal" while the crowd was laughing wild.
Just watched Jerry talking about how they came up with the golf ball in the whale idea at 2am the night before the final day of shotting the episode. Jason memorized that speech in 30 minutes. The look on Jerry’s face wasn’t acting, he was SHOCKED that George absolutely nailed it first take.
“The sea was angry that day my friend. Like an old man sending back soup at a deli.” Thats all Larry David
Only a trained theatre actor like Jason could have pulled this off. He was the best actor on the show and he was comic timing monologue perfection here.
At that moment...
I. Was. A. Marine. Biologist.
George's speech was already entertaining but it is the ending that puts it in legendary status.
one of the greatest punchlines from a sitcom ever
Seinfeld was hilarious. Greatest sitcom ever?
Yes, absolutely!
It’s my favorite! At least during its prime starting Season 3
yes and it's not close. Maybe Modern Family.
Without a doubt
One of the funniest scene ever!!! I remember almost passing out from laughing so hard when i first saw it!
That shot of George walking into the ocean is hysterical.
Kramers smug face when he realized he was thd cause of it. 😅. Comedy has never created a more wild character as him.
"You know I always wanted to pretend to be an architect" He doesn't really want to be an architect, he just wants to pretend to be an architect, haha.
The sight of George marching into the water😂😂😂
One of my fave Seinfeld episodes ever! Every line and dialogue and expression in this clip were *chef’s kiss*
3:02 Jerry's reaction 😂