Matias Piredda it is true that it’s Italian ice cream but it’s much more like ice cream that acts a lot like a dough... I’m just realizing, it’s weird to describe 😂
@@harperevans6856 Well I mean, I'm italian and according to what they have taught us there's no difference between ice cream and gelato, it's the same word
Fa Mulan you realise your first comment seemed more like sarcasm than a joke, right? it looked like you were defending the game saying that the ai doesnt need to be as detailed, then you proceed to act like a douche cause he didnt understood what your comment "was supposed to be"
Fa Mulan dude, what made people think you were being sarcastic was here: "oh shit better put in some ice cream AI and a minigame for eating it without spilling". Maybe if you didnt write that comment people would see it as a joke, but that bit seemed like you were saying that they dont need to care that much about details
walking your dog= crime taking family for picnic=crime dropped your purse= crime get robbed= crime get killed in mass genocide=crime in soviet russia victims hurt crimes feelings.
The new Hitman reminds me of gta5. Gta 5: you bump into a police officer, he kills you. Hitman: you turn on radio, become suspicious and then killed by security.
The minute it transitions into a shootout at the ice cream shop, a voice went off in my head, in a low, angry 47 voice, "I'M JUST TRYING TO BUY SOME FKING ICECREAM!" 😏
well it's bad in a hilarious way XD Because coins are only supposed to be used as a tool for distraction, there's no other AI behavior script associated with coin except suspicion, so it's normal that they would become suspicious of you when they see you use a coin for whatever reason, even though it obviously makes no sense in real life.
+Th3FiGhtEr03 the fuck you mean no? They're selling it for 60 bucks, it's a complete game (aside from the fact you have to wait to play the next segment)
+Zozorus-Rex yeah but that's not how TH-cam works. people get views based off of who is making the most money because that is what TH-cam puts in the suggestions. therefore he has less subs
Charles Baker Watch your mouth dumbass, if you look closely with your stupid eyes you can clearly see that there wasn't any question mark in my sentence, you salty bitch.
Legend has it when BedBananas received his preview copy of Hitman 2, Agent 47 provided a custom message to him before the first mission. He only said one thing. "Do what comes naturally, Banana, and remember to overflow the sinks."
my favorite parts are when 47 tries to by ice cream then the video cuts to him shooting everyone and when he was a counselor and silvio caruso lost it and 47 just is like "Calm down Sir" and when the golf guy gets poisoned hes just like hell yeah
Agent 47 trying to buy an ice cream and being forced to fight the entire police force is literally the plot of Rambo: First Blood
What? LOL
first blood money
It actually is holy shit hahah
agent 47: blood money
“All I wanted was some ice cream!”
Who knew paying for ice cream was actually illegal in Italy...
In Italy, they eat gelato, not this so called "eyes cream".
Nigel Mansell fuck you tho
Gelato is the primary cold dessert that represent their country. i guess so
@Your Dad whats your problem
Ye
1:06 "i'm not sure i know you". Apparently people in Italy get suspicious if they dont know a complete stranger.
O_O
Alex .T and apparently lose their Italian accent
Face Mcshooty Did you shoot them in the face?
@@VB-92 RADIO TOUCHER sound like a band name
In a shop
His crime was mistaking gelato for ice cream
“Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto. Now let’s all go to my place for some gelato.”
Gelato means Ice Cream in Italian I don't see the problem
Its Italian icecream tho
Matias Piredda it is true that it’s Italian ice cream but it’s much more like ice cream that acts a lot like a dough... I’m just realizing, it’s weird to describe 😂
@@harperevans6856 Well I mean, I'm italian and according to what they have taught us there's no difference between ice cream and gelato, it's the same word
Hitman AI is too funny. Put a coin on the counter to buy an Ice cream and I CALL THE COPS
Fa Mulan I'm not saying like it has to be like that. It's just a joke
Fa Mulan XD says the triggered
And an audible "whap" was heard as the world face-palmed at Fa's comment.
Fa Mulan you realise your first comment seemed more like sarcasm than a joke, right?
it looked like you were defending the game saying that the ai doesnt need to be as detailed, then you proceed to act like a douche cause he didnt understood what your comment "was supposed to be"
Fa Mulan dude, what made people think you were being sarcastic was here: "oh shit better put in some ice cream AI and a minigame for eating it without spilling".
Maybe if you didnt write that comment people would see it as a joke, but that bit seemed like you were saying that they dont need to care that much about details
What NOBODY in the comment section is confused as to how a bald man blends in in a hair salon?
MartenDE maybe he wants to shave his eyebrows
Thamer_ss lol ok.
Its a gta hair salon
He was there for a shave? LOL
@@bluecollarmusic you got to blind.
Open Doors = crime! Gives money for good service = crime! Listen to music at the beach = crime
No crime = crime
Psychopata w masce not playing
the game? = crime.
walking your dog= crime
taking family for picnic=crime
dropped your purse= crime
get robbed= crime
get killed in mass genocide=crime
in soviet russia victims hurt crimes feelings.
RavenBoy99 hey ravenboy99 you shouldnt say that! its a crime > : D
FoxOnFire well you shouldnt have told me that, thats a crime! /:D
00:20 "Stop Blending In" So beautifully understated.
I think I speak for everyone when I say I can't express how much I love bed bananas videos
+sfitzg1 My day went from shit to awesome when I saw this in my subscription feed
Actually you don't speak for me, because I cherish / extol / adore / worship each and everyone of his videos ;)
Take care Brother.
Your videos are deeply spiritual
so is your profile foto
+Benjamin Doruyter *photo
I2YUNG4U * foe toe
*Phoh Toh
If by that you mean that they will get you deep into spirits then hell yeah...
7:05 Caruso: "It hurts more than being thrown down that well!"
Jesus, he really did need a therapist, didn't he?
He killed his mom, I think. Though, if she's the one that threw him in the well, she probably deserved it.
Who needs a sniper rifle when you have an axe
+Steven Hogan *stop scamming everyone*
+Heru Solares he's gone (report them)
Gamer Guy
Sniper elite: Axe Cop edition
Me
Another BedBananas video?
- 3:19
10/10 - IGN
+sfitzg1 too much water, 10/10 ign
hell yeah
The hell is wrong with the coach on 1:39
Fatwas
You sir are an artist
+joshdadirt So BedBananas is Helmut?
Agent 47: *casually tries to purchase ice cream*
Customers: “CrImE n0TiCeD”
The new Hitman reminds me of gta5.
Gta 5: you bump into a police officer, he kills you.
Hitman: you turn on radio, become suspicious and then killed by security.
Apparently GTA5 isn't the only one based on the U.S. after all.
HEY YOU AREN'T A REGULAR IN THIS ICE CREAM SHOP!
I don't know you! get lost! I'm calling the cops!
Blipblobit DID YOU JUST ORDER PISTACCHIO?! SHOOT THIS LUNATIC!!
Call 911
Syed Afzal you mean 000
I’m Australian
Another spectacular avantgarde video.
+Zuthar13 Oh my god is that the real zuther14?
Love your videos 👍
Didn't expect to see dad here
+Zuthar13 oh shit my second dads here. um hey dad....totally not watching my first dad...do..anything....please don't spank me.
Reply with a ;) pls
That part with the ice cream made me sad. He just wanted a tasty treat on a hot day and the money for the services
Reminds me of First Blood. "I just wanted a bite to eat, but that man kept pushing me."
Bla bla bla
"He drew first blood, not me."
"I know I'm a lady but... FUUUCKKK!" ~A lady in a green skirt 2016
"You dropped something" and then you drown her in her own vomit lmao
" & kid, it was ㅜAsㅜ丫。"
~WSB
7:51 glad to see Kenny survived the zombie apocolypse
Ha I get it
?
Miklo 2 its the same voice actor as Kenny from Telltales the Walking Dead
killdemore123 no shit!!?
Miklo 2 ok then so what was the point of putting a ? up there
all that death and for what? a bowl of gelato?
Worth It!
GELATA !!!
3:16 " whats this metal taste? OH god no!"
2 secs later "Hell yeah!"
He actually enjoys being poisoned XD
That's the joke!
When you wake up.....find me.
Where's this from!
+Kalman B Edge of Tomorrow.
+Savage Pikachu its not a movie
Are you my drugs ? !
“We have made excellent progress”
*Beats with Dr Pepper can, punches, shoots in crotch and throws over balcony*
“See you next week”
*Breathes*
random civilian: "SoMe BoDy hElP mE!!!!!!!"
Random guy you've never met before and will only meet once in your life: "I'm not sure I've seen you before, I'm calling the police"
The pure insanity of these videos! I love it :)
You've done a better job selling this to me than Square Enix.
6:13 the way he seats like "I don't know what you are talking about..." lmao 🤣
My mom showed me your videos 6-7 yrs ago when I was like 11, here I am rewatching them again
"The best opening scene"
It deserves an Oscar.
The deus ex soundtrack always gets me
Another brilliant video by bad bandanas
?tfad uoy erA gnimaG erutpaC+
"I CAN FIX THIS!!" *Smashes him in the face with a Dr.Pepp can.*
2:05
Mr. Krabs has entered the chat
1:35 to be fair their suspicions were correct
7:33 "Ballistic Kill" mmhmm
Nice
Took out Silvio and any future bloodline
@@theultrakid6715 hell yeah
All I want to see is this intro in the next Hitman movie. This is some AMPAS level camera work.
2:09 I assure you, good doctor, my cure is most effective.
The minute it transitions into a shootout at the ice cream shop, a voice went off in my head, in a low, angry 47 voice, "I'M JUST TRYING TO BUY SOME FKING ICECREAM!" 😏
5:40 when you're deaf but you can hear explosions
Tinnitus will do that to ya
1:56 The most epic baseball bat fight ever is going on right now
The next gta 6 Ai xD
DEFINTALLY
Agent 47: **Buys ice cream**
Italian police force: wait that's illegal
"hell yeah"
xDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
that part killed me Jesus
I’d managed to somehow not laugh until that part😂😂😂
Ti si Srbin?
The part with Silvio and the therapy made me laugh so hard I couldn't breathe
0:52 the reason he got in trouble is because it's gelato, not ice cream
1:04 Guess what! *You don't need to know every person in the damn street*
lol why are the AI in this game is so bad??place a coin for an "Ice Cream" and get suspicious for that?
+Talden Vader Ikr
Still better than Hitman Abomination.
well it's bad in a hilarious way XD
Because coins are only supposed to be used as a tool for distraction, there's no other AI behavior script associated with coin except suspicion, so it's normal that they would become suspicious of you when they see you use a coin for whatever reason, even though it obviously makes no sense in real life.
No, no, no. You're all missing the point. He cut in line.
no man, the ai is not bad; it's clearly meeting the "chicken report your crimes" industry standard.
6:00 Best psychologist ever. Love his technique. It has inspired me in my own work as a psychologist.
This game is supposed to be finished?
No?
Are you telling me you don't like freedom?
+Th3FiGhtEr03 the fuck you mean no? They're selling it for 60 bucks, it's a complete game (aside from the fact you have to wait to play the next segment)
+Charles Baker ITS NOT FINISHED YET DUMBASS thats "the fuck you mean no" he means no it isn't finished -_-
+theLV2 nope. buuuut you only have to pay full price.
“The stress manifests itself in the strangest ways, I’m told”
47: “Y O U R M O T H E R”
*Explosions*
Maybe the confusion was trying to buy ice cream in a gelato shop.
That's actually pretty offensive.
@@Adrian-dl9nb how?
XShrike They are the same thing tho
1:05
“Hey man who are you?”
*cheese*
4:46 next gen animations.
Just give the man his ice cream...damn
1:42 when u use dollars to buy ice cream in italy
Jesus christ, This series is insanely entertaining.
ah great you triggered a Vietnam flashback
"I just wanted ice cream" **immediatley goes to scene with gunfire**
I fucking died at 4:14 HAHAHAHA IS WAS SOOO FUNNY
Nobody will notice if there is no one left to notice .
1:23 Rip customer 47
5:35 I love that duck noise XD
Holy shit, the editing and scenarios are hilarious !
You have earned yourself a subscriber sir :D
See, i don't get why you don't have the million yet, you clearly deserved it.
because he doesn't upload consistently
+Zozorus-Rex it's not an argument dipshit he was literally answering your question
+Zozorus-Rex yeah but that's not how TH-cam works. people get views based off of who is making the most money because that is what TH-cam puts in the suggestions. therefore he has less subs
Charles Baker Watch your mouth dumbass, if you look closely with your stupid eyes you can clearly see that there wasn't any question mark in my sentence, you salty bitch.
+Zozorus-Rex I enjoy eating brownies with vanilla ice cream
4:49
Hitman: THINK FAST
*hits*
Hitman: O: I DROPPED MY SODA
Poor Hitman :'( no ice cream for him, I guess it's that bar politic: "No ice cream for bald guys".
6:10 leaves CrowBar, Knife n Cruso lies so calmly over it....
Dats just wicked...😂😂😂😂😂
Shits gettin Banana levels of weird. 4:20
0:00 - 0:21 that is some of the finest editing I've ever seen
3:51 when in doubt... Brick
7:42 the way he fits in a your mom joke before killing him
7:45 - "Are you in any way retarded, mister?!" XD
Bedbanana playing this game is like an insane person talking to an insane computer. Only they understand each other.
8:14 fucking made me piss myself..
i hop u clen de landre
cuz it mudders dai
she no lik pee pant s
mk
Legend has it when BedBananas received his preview copy of Hitman 2, Agent 47 provided a custom message to him before the first mission. He only said one thing.
"Do what comes naturally, Banana, and remember to overflow the sinks."
why did eveyone get triggered at the ice cream shop
That's kinda how 2016 works.
The classical music in the background makes this pure art.
4:30 holy shit, just got real
Gaurd: *gets poisoned*
Guard: oh god what is that metal taste?
Guard: HELL YEAH
LIFELIKE AI
One of the funniest videos i ever saw ahahahahha
8:45 "I know I'm a lady but fuck!" fucking lost it.
i was drinking a cherry dr pepper when i saw that dr pepper logo and thought to myself huh what a coincidence
No.nthats a dr. Pepp logo.
They are two different things.
D I F F E R E N T
close enough
2:40 47 in a barbershop... HE HAS NO HAIR
Hitman : Vacation 28 Days Later
+Atlas This needs to be a thing
+Connie Wood i want a dragon can i have a dragon give me a dragon
Atlas Yes
my favorite parts are when 47 tries to by ice cream then the video cuts to him shooting everyone and when he was a counselor and silvio caruso lost it and 47 just is like "Calm down Sir" and when the golf guy gets poisoned hes just like hell yeah
5:28 nice
When this guy play hitman : non target eliminated
-1000000000
this was awesome
Guard's protocol on judging criminal behaviour: Guilty until proven dead
game of the year
it has been three years but I still get shocked at how magnificent this Sapienza map is.
This is hilarious. You should do one for Hitman 2 (with the current updates).
Bedbananas was born with the gift of making anything look bad.
Oh, this ending...
I just bursted out laughing when it said "I just wanted an icecream" and then it cuts right into a shooting :DD typical Hitman experience