Teacher Quits To Work At Costco and Eat Hot Dogs | Stavros Halkias
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I like that stavvy will rip into a guy and then turn around to defend him from others in the crowd.
Probably an East Coast thing lol.
“Hey mother fucker. Only I can make fun of chilis guy”
“My prey, get your own” lol
@@ConstipationNation Comedy thing.
Thats the difference between ribbing and making fun of
Ribbing is playful, well intentioned and takes how the other person is feeling into account
Making fun of is just straight up bullying.
Love the Chili's guy hope he finds what he was meant to do in life
he won't
@@lord_insany you sound like you smell like cheese balls and cum
@@lord_insany neither will you
@@lord_insany now that's the American Dream realized!
He already has.
Imagine being a comedian who doesn’t need any material or comedy repertoire. Stav just shows up and and turns the audience into his comedy. 😅
I'd say it's even harder honestly, just walking up there like "I'm going to be funny, right now" without a script....
@@Blas4ublasphemy for sure it is. That's why so few have his skill level at it.
It's def harder to be funny on the spot. So many people think they can, but they suck.
He has a lot of material, he just does not post it, I just saw him so yeah
He did like 3 of these bits when I saw him and it only took up about 20% of his set the rest was material that was pretty good too!
I only found Stavvy the other day & already he’s become one of my favourite stand up comedians.
Literally same, I’ve been binge watching his videos since last week lmao.
Yeah he's amazing. The best crowd work in the business.
Same
y’all late
@@Zeus1080pmaybe you’re just early?
I feel that guys pain. I was working as a Paramedic for the last 10 years. I'm still up to date and certified but I've now worked at Walmart for the past 3 months making the same money.
Damn son. What state r u certified at?! I'm halfway through my medic program in Brooklyn. Making me nervous bro
@@jonsmith5245 PA. Its different for everyone so don't worry about anyone else. Good luck to you.
How can you make the same at Walmart? What do you do in Walmart?
@@dsa513 It's common in many states including PA they have shit wages in "higher skill" labor and you can take you years invested into something and have walmart pay more/match it because service jobs are increasing their rates.
King of crowd work. So good.
The sound of Stavvy laughing at his own joke and the audience quieting down at 0:25 killed me.
He's enjoying the show just as much as the audience.
Same
And then…”nah so public school?” He definitely had that oh shit moment comedians get from time to time when the fear of bombing starts to turtle head
It’s kinda cool how Stav stuck up for the dude he was roasting. No one bullies but Stav
Stavros does the best crowd work. He is so quick on his feet. Love it!
I love how it’s not mean spirited. Just good laughs
Stavvy always has the sickest shirts!!
The sad part is once he loses weight his awesome shirts will no longer fit
Best tshirt game in the biz
@@hannibalb8276 Nah fam they'll just go from extra shmedium fit to the baggy fit that's in right now.
@@hannibalb8276 But then he can just get the same ones in a smaller size
I could watch Stavvy work a crowd all day man
Honestly, Costco glizzys are unbeatable for $1.50. 💪😤
Stav’s crowd work is the best in the game right now
I usually don’t like when comedians interact or make fun of audience but Staavy is so disarming. I love this
Never watched crowd work?
As a Costco employee for the Teterboro,NJ Location….I must say Costco CAN ABSOLUTELY BE STRESSFUL AS WELL But it is a great job. Mainly becus of the benefits. Not the pay
This is both funny & depressing
he had Chilis money , he can turn it around... hahaha
Hell yeah more crowd work. Please don’t forget to put emojis in the thumbnail.
My birthday wish is that stavvy roasts me like a pig. Wtf am I doing with my life?
The triple dipper is one of the greatest things mankind has ever come up with
There was a period during the forever war, when I was reading a whole bunch of 'World page of CNN' and one of the ads became "Work for the FBI?"
love this man's crowd work.
New favorite comic
Stav’s crowd work is incredible 😅
Could you imagine how funny Stavros must have been in school?
The title alone had me dying
this is prob one of the best yet. love you Stav
Some of the best crowd work I’ve seen.
A breath of fresh air , I love this man.
How he didn’t end up working a chilis tells me he might not be allowed in there anymore
Love this guy
This shit got incredibly real... real fast lol
That Chilis triple dipper slaps!
Oh snap got the same tee !
Gotta agree with Stav - the chicken bake is the only thing I get at the Costco food court. You can get hot dogs and pizza anywhere. Those chicken bakes tho, mwah 🤌
And I quit Costco to become a teacher, how ironic hahaha
Kills the guy on stage but defends him, I love that lol
I also enjoy a triple dipper or a Costco hotdog from time to time. Those dogs are good
Welcome to Costco, I love you
Stav pretending he doesn’t know about the triple dipper
I wish i had Chili's money.
I legit don't understand why he shat on Costco so hard that was one of my favorite and best paying jobs with benefits and they match your 401k dollar for dollar.
I'm still pissed that Costco removed the Turkey provolone.
I had a very close family friend working in the NSA out of Baltimore until he left after nearly a decade. Costco sounds like the better choice for quality of life.
The chicken bake does indeed fuck. Love that lol
a freelance counter terrorist group is so funny
Delivery Dash! More like " cold food if I don't tip" Dash your dreams on the rocks of life
Costco Chicken Bakes are some of the best premade food I’ve ever eaten
"he has chili's money he's gonna turn it around". Stav is a treasure
Welcome to Costco I love you
"I was a teacher and it made.me.really fucking depressed" - some guy
"Oh. So you're not a teacher anymore?" - stav.
Yknow, I don't think he is Stav hahha
Cant wait to see you in NorCal next time!
hilarious!!!
best crowd work stavi
Oh no he’s a glizzy gobbler
I liked this... for the thumbnail
I would rather dry-mop a peep show booth than be teacher.
Intelligence Agencies, Hot Dogs....
Obama Enters Chat
3:20
I had a bacon ranch burger from chilis the other day and it was waaaaay better than it should have been. Ngl
I love those Costco hotdogs
Getting paid to stand in front of people and fuck with them is incredible
Woahhh, it's Thursday yo
He can def still work counter terrorism stuff with a degree in middle eastern studies and Arabic language.. they pay big money for that too..
Where can I get that goodfellas shirt?
More like stav quit the podcast to go eat hotdogs at Costco
Come to Toronto Canada, damn you
Rip that relationship 🤣
Chicken bake is better than pizza, but the frozen pizza in Costco is better than what they sell in the food court
I love how Stavros pretends like he doesn’t know what the Triple Dipper is at Chili’s.
💯
😂😂😂😂😂
It’s his appetizer
Thats literally a fat guy move to act like you dont know food💀💀
ohh he knew he just called it the app medely thing haha
Hey I was the former teacher in this video. Thabks Stav for the laughs! And thanks to the crazy amount of people sharing the love. Half a year after he roasted me, I am now doing a lot better and in a much better job. Thanks so much!
EDIT: FFS I haven't had the chicken bake holy shit
Bro you have red hair, im not sure hot topic is a “much better job” you know hahahahahahahahah (stavy laugh)
yoo thanks for taking it in the chin. I tried to do stand up in college and it's super hard to "roast" someone you don't know and still have them in your side. I also am a teacher and it sucks 😂
@@stephennorman4306 cringe
Dude cant even spell lol
@@rameysavoie7442 lol bro you don't know the difference between grammar and a typo relax
Costo really does take care of it's employees better than the Department of Education😂
My homie works there since like high school. He makes great money. He went part time like 3 years ago and has bought a house and shit lol.
Dude i work at Costco almost 5 years and I make $27hr pushing carts haha
@@steveotatooed gotdamn
@@steveotatooed and here I am sitting alone in my desk doing outsourced contractor bullshit pretending I'm in the I.T Industry, while making a 3rd of that, realistically.
@@mathias2277 Hook me up
As a former teacher, I felt the depression episode of getting chili's everyday.. I know exactly where that man is coming from haha
I wish they would just immediately separate out the kids who don't give a shit are are causing stress.
So is it just a phase or is former teacher a bit of a hint?
@@jackxiao9702 that’s not the problem, the problem is the class sizes are massive and teachers are criminally underpaid
@@elijahgavin6706 Bingo. Good Teachers make students care, but you can only do so much when you have 40+ students in a classroom.
You working at costco too now?
As a teacher, quitting to work in a toll booth sounds pretty tempting
The state of our society is deteriorating year over year. Teachers should be some of the highest paid individuals in the system.
Do it
@@Murcat- If he's posting from the developed world, a lot of it has automated tollbooths now, you can't.
@@joemerino3243 I was kidding.
I’m not, I’m goin to fight one of them robots if need be to get my job back
*"He had Chili's money, He'll turn it around."*
Stav always wiping my dark hole of depression away.
A bidet in a room full of single ply.
So profound
You always need to make sure your dark hole is wiped properly.
Not the only dark hole he's touching huh 😉
Stavvy's wiping your dark hole? Damn dude, how'd you score that
You know damn well Stav rushed through the rest of his set and hit up Costco afterwards to get himself some hot dogs and a family-sized chicken bake.
Nah he went to Chili's for that triple dipper
Except they close before his show even started.
I spit my coffee when the dude said Costco or counter-terrorism
He said teaching or counterterrorism and he chose teaching bc he thought it would be less stressful.
His life story would make for a great sitcom.
There is an epidemic of ppl spitting out their drinks while watching YT. We need the government to step in.
My Dad worked at Costco in his 20s, and he said it was so good he almost didn't go to law school.
They have good benefits and pay well.
Going from public school teacher to working at Costco is an upgrade.
Just a large dip in income but sure probably an easier job.
@@whitebroccoli694 Large dip? Costco will start you at $17/hr and bennies after 90ish days I think. What's a first year public school teacher making in a typical school? $38,500 - $40,000? So about $6,000 difference? Then factor in taxes, he's probably no worse than he was teaching if Costco took him on fulltime.
@@somuchfortalent you’re not factoring in the two months that teachers have off over the summer when many get jobs. Two months of summer work is an extra $4,000 so a starting teacher is probably making 10k more per year than a person starting at Costco. Add in the fact that teachers end up making 80k after twenty years of working there is more potential.
@@whitebroccoli694 $80k after 20 years of what teachers put up with isn't anything. Costco is the clear winner. Plus you can get OT at Costco.
@@somuchfortalent being a teacher isn’t for everyone but for those who enjoy it I’m sure it’s a great job that certainly pays more than Costco and comes with summers off.
Stavros just does group therapy in a standup format😂
As a teacher currently having a breakdown after a shitshow of a day, this made me crack tf up 😂😂😂 thanks for this man
As the teacher from this video... Just get outta there my dude. So many better career options 😂😂😂
I hope someone from the NSA sees this and recruits him. He deserves a second chance.
Counter terrorism, NSA. Cosco division.
"He had Chili's money he can turn it around" Best way to end it
Stav is the perfect comedian for this time. He can make us all laugh at how fucked things are when having Chilis money is a flex.
My algebra teacher was a wild lady who loved telling everyone about her dream to open a tequila hot-dog stand. We need to figure out a better situation for these teachers xD
Stav is 100% right about the costco chicken bake. My dad had me try it once and now we'll do Costco runs just to get the chicken bake at checkout.
Stav's the king of crowd work. Fucking love this guy.
his shirts are always so on point lmao
Crowd work is when you ask what they do for a living or if they had a threesome or if they're also getting fat. Sometimes you mix two of those to amplify the comedic effect. It only works if you're wearing cool sneakers and hip t-shirt though.
King is Andrew Schulz, recognize your ancestors
@@gojira444 what do u look like
Slurpin down glizzys at the Costco like Tracy Lords. 😂 🌭
This is so much better than people of new York interviews
I love how he’s genuinely laughing along with the audience all the time.
Dude probably ain't lying about the NSA. My boy literally got an interview with the CIA as he was working as a teacher at a charter school... Which he had to teach at, because you actually require a teaching license to work at a regular public school
Absolute GOAT, Stavros.
Freelance counter terrorism hahaha
He looks like if Jeffery Dahmer ate Ron Jeremy instead.
As a first year teacher I can concur, it’s rough out here
Dude, I can't fathom how people choose that shit. I know for a fact I'd end up at Costco instead.
I love the whole act and what people pay to see is just to be roasted or watch people get roasted lmao
I wanna see someone legit heckle stav. I don't think it's possible. The way he shut down the guy who "oooh'd" was priceless haha
I got previous teacher at my job. He quit to drive forklift. He makes more money driving forklift then he did teaching. School boards don't realize teachers can't teach kids if they have to live in their van.
"He had Chili's money; he's going to turn it around"
I want to throw myself out my window, but this is very funny and makes me smile.