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WE MUST GO EVEN FASTER - Ace Combat 5

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  • เผยแพร่เมื่อ 8 ต.ค. 2020
  • guys it got worse
    YES I KNOW BILLY MITCHELL IS A CHEATER
    SHUT UP ABOUT IT
    -------
    subscribe: / @coleisprettygreat
    I spent too much time on this video
    DISCLAIMER: These facts are not 100% accurate, my friend Mike did his best with the math.
    This was recorded on PCSX2 EMULATOR, not an actual PS2
    songs (in order)
    Gymnopedie No. 1 (Erik Satie)
    Wii Shop Channel
    Outro (Vulfpeck)
    Entrance Victory (Mortal Kombat Sega Genesis OST)
    Summers, Eternal Tourist Trap (Earthbound OST)
    Who Wants to Be a Millionaire $500k question music
    In the Hall of the Mountain King (Erik Satie, composed by Kreig)
    Soft Parade (Vulfpeck)
    “Meeting at Midnight” stock music
    Also Sprach Zarathustra (Richard Strauss)
    Cornered (Ace Attorney Soundtrack)
    Ace Combat 6 OST: Online Menu
    Ace Combat 6 OST: Chandelier

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  • @oatmeal147
    @oatmeal147 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3851

    "The higher you fly, the quicker you die."
    -Sun Tzu

    • @ultknight3135
      @ultknight3135 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Zanny mate

    • @barontuna
      @barontuna 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      The art of war

    • @ultknight3135
      @ultknight3135 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@barontuna I know it's a sun su meme

    • @riskfactor5686
      @riskfactor5686 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@ultknight3135 sun su

    • @rexhouston1072
      @rexhouston1072 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      “Sun Tzu said that, and I bet he knows a little more about Belkans than you do sweetheart!”
      -Soldier, 2015

  • @Tucker619
    @Tucker619 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4698

    “Honey is that a jet coming towards us?”
    “I don’t-“
    [turns into ash]

    • @myusername3689
      @myusername3689 3 ปีที่แล้ว +149

      Not even atoms are left lmaoooooo.

    • @nerobernardino88
      @nerobernardino88 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      FTL Kinetic Impactor

    • @ethanbolger6690
      @ethanbolger6690 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      @@myusername3689 gone... reduced to... um

    • @Tensho_C
      @Tensho_C 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      @@ethanbolger6690 quarks?

    • @ethanbolger6690
      @ethanbolger6690 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@Tensho_C maybe? Also I saw this when it was 5 hours ago, you saw it when it was 5 days ago

  • @Kevedsa4esan
    @Kevedsa4esan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2764

    Cole: im gonna break the light barrier
    You mean the sound barrier right?
    Cole: no

    • @eragonsargent8479
      @eragonsargent8479 2 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      DID I STUTTER?

    • @PureWater_MW_Korea
      @PureWater_MW_Korea 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      nvm guess i'll evacuate this solar system with my discovery before that jet colllapses it

    • @albernard8751
      @albernard8751 ปีที่แล้ว

      ……………………… *No………………………………..*

    • @bling__brute6048
      @bling__brute6048 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@PureWater_MW_Koreatrust me, that won’t be enough.

  • @sampletext5959
    @sampletext5959 3 ปีที่แล้ว +624

    “Is it possible to learn this power?”
    “Not from Osean.”

    • @navycalvin9337
      @navycalvin9337 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      BURN OSEA TO THE GROUND!

    • @vermas4654
      @vermas4654 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Belkan witchcraft

    • @gripen777
      @gripen777 ปีที่แล้ว

      BELKAN bullshittery

  • @razgriz4978
    @razgriz4978 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1547

    Who needs V2 when you have a fully loaded MiG-31 hitting the altitude limit, am I right, guys?

    • @AugustGreen_
      @AugustGreen_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +168

    • @aptspire
      @aptspire 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      So this is what really split Belka

    • @StrikeWyvern
      @StrikeWyvern 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      There are no borders. There are no clothes to take off. There is no meme.

    • @legoeasycompany
      @legoeasycompany 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      "What have borders even given us?" A space between for some extra headstones.

    • @lucaskoring4500
      @lucaskoring4500 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@legoeasycompany BORDERS ARE MENT TO BE BROKEN

  • @ROBOHOLIC1
    @ROBOHOLIC1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2064

    I swear, one of these days you'll accidentally go into Plaid.

    • @kabob0077
      @kabob0077 3 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      We must watch his career with great interest.

    • @Iffy350
      @Iffy350 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @@kabob0077 The sky’s the limit.

    • @PhoenixT70
      @PhoenixT70 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @@Iffy350 Or not with the glitch he was going for originally.

    • @spartanalex9006
      @spartanalex9006 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      I get that reference.

    • @bigshow196
      @bigshow196 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      pfft, fuck going to plaid....dudes gone full camouflage

  • @BladedAngel
    @BladedAngel 2 ปีที่แล้ว +979

    4:52 You flew so far *down* through the map, that your jet broke through the bottom of existence. It then loaded itself back on the top to get a *higher* altitude from where it started.

    • @AlexandreSantos-yv2tj
      @AlexandreSantos-yv2tj 2 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Didn't know you were into planes, Bladed. Then again, your channel logo is the ISAF logo from Ace Combat 4, and you made the Sky Eye Birthday joke a while back, so I shouldn't be surprised

    • @julianguastadisegno
      @julianguastadisegno 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      BUT BLADED WHERE'S THE- *overflow errors itselfs out of reality*

    • @acewyvern3489
      @acewyvern3489 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      ah the legend
      ngl the only reason that made me click you when i saw my first vid from you was the channel icon xD, but i decided to stay

    • @Akdino5360
      @Akdino5360 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Minder fuck

    • @liamfalvey5142
      @liamfalvey5142 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@julianguastadisegno the Miata was atomized as the jet slammed into the earth at a high enough speed to annihilate the entire solar system

  • @alduintheanti-dragonborn
    @alduintheanti-dragonborn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +379

    "Blaze, push the power up and get out of that stall!"
    "Light speed it is then."

  • @WestAirAviation
    @WestAirAviation 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2952

    Your jet would turn into a loose cloud of plasma that would slice through the crust of the Earth so quickly its atoms wouldn't have enough time to interact with the Earth. You would literally ghost through the Earth like you never existed, and then you'd obliterate some Galaxy in the next super-cluster with Planck-sized gamma rays.

    • @ItsSnapu
      @ItsSnapu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      Holy shit so light speed?

    • @candycilluffo2200
      @candycilluffo2200 3 ปีที่แล้ว +268

      @@ItsSnapu Faster Than That

    • @DanielGyimesi
      @DanielGyimesi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +156

      "if something goes that fast what proof do we have of its existence..."
      if you know the movie you know :)

    • @ikat_tracer
      @ikat_tracer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@candycilluffo2200 Nothing can go faster than light.

    • @DanielGyimesi
      @DanielGyimesi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@ikat_tracer who told you that

  • @girthquakr
    @girthquakr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +880

    Alternative title: "Man creates nuclear warhead out of a Cold War era plane, because why not?"

    • @cac_deadlyrang
      @cac_deadlyrang 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Actual Alternative Title: Cole goes full GrayStillPlays.

    • @nickkorkodylas5005
      @nickkorkodylas5005 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Literally how the MiG-31K was made.

    • @zreyg2856
      @zreyg2856 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Noice

    • @Lonech
      @Lonech 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      More like the catalyst of the false vacuum collapse

    • @dunkieboi410
      @dunkieboi410 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      That title is probably something GrayStillPlays would use for a video

  • @jesperhustad
    @jesperhustad 2 ปีที่แล้ว +276

    *Stall* :
    When smooth airflow over the airplane's wings is disrupted, resulting in loss of lift.
    Ace Combat 5:
    Stall is when you keep your momentum and torpedo into the earth

  • @Not_MissHina
    @Not_MissHina 3 ปีที่แล้ว +229

    "Mom! I want a light speed in star wars!"
    "We have a light speed at home"
    Light speed at home:

    • @themrfives
      @themrfives 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Fuck it, this is cooler.

    • @liamfalvey5142
      @liamfalvey5142 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The funny thing is, he’s actually going about 3 times the speed of light

  • @KoolKyurem25
    @KoolKyurem25 3 ปีที่แล้ว +816

    Imagine being in a race in the millenium falcon and getting beat by this guy in a MiG-31

    • @phantomaviator1318
      @phantomaviator1318 3 ปีที่แล้ว +146

      Imagine going hyperspeed and getting passed by a mig31 that makes you look like you're sitting still

    • @mattholt1388
      @mattholt1388 3 ปีที่แล้ว +114

      The Soviets really were ahead of their time

    • @_Fennix
      @_Fennix 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @Nelli and solarsystems, apparently

    • @derrickmoses1507
      @derrickmoses1507 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      yeah cause C is around 8000 mph.....

    • @jackalexander3246
      @jackalexander3246 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      No...millennium falcon is around 10 times luminal speed. This mig-25, at the end of this video, is over 7000 times luminal speed.

  • @b28padrigamikhailfrancis14
    @b28padrigamikhailfrancis14 3 ปีที่แล้ว +712

    "Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results."
    Cole isnt insane, he got different results everytime

    • @ikat_tracer
      @ikat_tracer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Yeah but he isn't not insane because he got different results.
      Per definition he is insane but it's very comparable to weight lifting.
      You are doing the same thing every time, but expecting a different outcome.
      It's common sense that training something means roughly doing the same thing over and over again.
      Also as he stated his tries always progressed in some sort, in terms of getting faster and faster, building up speed.

    • @dodecahedron1
      @dodecahedron1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      he's not doing the same thing because each time he's going faster, changing the experiment slightly

    • @b28padrigamikhailfrancis14
      @b28padrigamikhailfrancis14 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@dodecahedron1 did u even read my whole comments?

    • @HCLSalt
      @HCLSalt 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ikat_tracer that’s not even the actual definition of insanity, it’s just a popular quote that many people think is the definition.

    • @Pao234_
      @Pao234_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@dodecahedron1 Not changing the experiment, just the results

  • @wherethetatosat
    @wherethetatosat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +371

    "Don't worry, our aces are faster than theirs!"
    You sure about that?

    • @Shaymin28
      @Shaymin28 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      They might not be as good in a close battle ... because you speed up even half a second .. and you will colide with either moon or ISS xD .. or even both

    • @Ilazie
      @Ilazie 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Shaymin28 or anything in the solar system

    • @NCC-0000
      @NCC-0000 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@Shaymin28With the SOLG :v

  • @PhantomRaptor1
    @PhantomRaptor1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +212

    "Yo buddy, still alive?"
    "...no"

  • @Tbt19-110
    @Tbt19-110 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1176

    Nobody:
    Blaze: “I’m going to make Ulysses look like a joke.”

    • @mathewbrigman5592
      @mathewbrigman5592 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Perfect

    • @mineko2219
      @mineko2219 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Ulysses did a small amount of damage to the economy
      But blaze will double that

    • @LuizAlexPhoenix
      @LuizAlexPhoenix 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Blaze: 7 nukes? V2? Check THIS out!

    • @brotherhoodpilot7604
      @brotherhoodpilot7604 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@mineko2219 You mean times it by 100,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000%

    • @elprimerplayer277
      @elprimerplayer277 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Im a Joke to you?

  • @arianetrek7049
    @arianetrek7049 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1130

    "Oh my *goooOOO*-"
    "Can I get 2 million Chicken Nuggets?"
    *"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"*
    I'm wheezing

    • @randomlyweird001
      @randomlyweird001 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      no

    • @randomlyweird001
      @randomlyweird001 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      now you can have 2 million chicken nuggets

    • @theholypeanut8193
      @theholypeanut8193 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      2 MILLION CHICKEN NUGGETS TO SAVE 1 CHICKEN

    • @F-35BLightningII
      @F-35BLightningII 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      How many chickens had to get neutered to place that order.

  • @idkbro5740
    @idkbro5740 3 ปีที่แล้ว +98

    “As you may know one of my favorite pass times at this game is to slam 60 million dollar Jets into the ground”
    Accurate

  • @MrTurbo_
    @MrTurbo_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +396

    AcTuAlLy, if any particle with any mass travels at the speed of light it would contain infinite energy, enough to vaporize literally the entire observable universe an infinit amount of times, so not just earth and your plane would be gone, it would literally be the end of the entire universe

    • @LuizAlexPhoenix
      @LuizAlexPhoenix 3 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      Taps forehead
      No problem if they can't catch me

    • @FirstLast-uz6eq
      @FirstLast-uz6eq 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      let's do it

    • @pnutjellybuttr5898
      @pnutjellybuttr5898 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      So that’s why light is the speed limit

    • @johnoaker1232
      @johnoaker1232 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      So what you’re implicating is that FTL drives are virtually impossible unless you want to annihilate the entire universe

    • @pnutjellybuttr5898
      @pnutjellybuttr5898 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@johnoaker1232 yes

  • @SAVikingSA
    @SAVikingSA 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1987

    Another fun fact: Humanity is actually capable of creating a 1 gigaton weapon, as designs like the Tsar Bomba are scalable. It was supposed to be 100MT but the Russians tuned it down. Theoretically, you could keep adding stages to a Teller-Ulam design to increase yield.

    • @Taltharius
      @Taltharius 3 ปีที่แล้ว +195

      Humanity 'can', but they haven't. Mostly because nuclear yield has diminishing returns past a certain point.
      50 megatons is actually really, _really impractical,_ compared to just using a multitude of smaller kiloton yield weapons to 'carpet bomb' an area.
      Not to mention that most Tsar Bomba-like yields are too large and too heavy for most missile delivery systems. In stark contrast, a single ICBM system might carry, say, 12 individual warheads of kiloton yield, and they can all accurately target separate areas individually (so a single ICBM with 12 warheads = 12 cities could be hit simultaneously).
      You can probably imagine how exponentially this would scale up, if multiple ICBMs get launched simultaneously...

    • @KriegsverbrechenGaming
      @KriegsverbrechenGaming 3 ปีที่แล้ว +267

      @@Taltharius yes but you forget the important fact that *big explosion = big cool*

    • @Taltharius
      @Taltharius 3 ปีที่แล้ว +128

      @@KriegsverbrechenGaming Don't get me wrong; if we could get the giant mushroom clouds _without_ all that nasty fallout, I'd be all for that.
      It would basically be just a giant fireworks display, yes?

    • @KriegsverbrechenGaming
      @KriegsverbrechenGaming 3 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      @@Taltharius great to see we understand each other.🤝

    • @BPJJohn
      @BPJJohn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      "Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they should"
      Dr. Ian Malcolm.

  • @AshMeta
    @AshMeta 3 ปีที่แล้ว +646

    "Beware the demons of Razgriz."
    "Enter the Demon Lord of the Round Table."
    "Go dance with the angels!"
    "Stick with Trigger and you'll make it."
    AC8: "The higher you fly, the quicker you die."

    • @Demon_of_Razgriz
      @Demon_of_Razgriz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Indeed

    • @keisufederationmapping2748
      @keisufederationmapping2748 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      @@Demon_of_Razgriz AC9: they’ve gone into plaid

    • @timothywilson4970
      @timothywilson4970 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@keisufederationmapping2748 AC10: EARTH IS SO BORING LULZ WE GOING INTO SPACE

    • @timothywilson4970
      @timothywilson4970 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Nelli YEP

    • @MachineMan-mj4gj
      @MachineMan-mj4gj 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      No joke, I could see AC8 having a superweapon that obliterates planes over a certain altitiude, and those words become the main character's survival mantra.

  • @killerbug05
    @killerbug05 3 ปีที่แล้ว +105

    "I push myself further and faster than anyone has ever gone before.
    Faster than light and thought.
    I race around the globe, leaving light in my wake.
    *AND THIS... IS... TO GO... EVEN FURTHER BEYOOND* " - coleisprettygreat circa 2020

  • @christiansanchez1486
    @christiansanchez1486 3 ปีที่แล้ว +100

    “I am the air you breath, and that air will give you Cancer” best fucking thing I’ve heard all day

  • @jamielonsdale3018
    @jamielonsdale3018 3 ปีที่แล้ว +765

    European Union: Spends billions of dollars building a particle accelerator.
    Cole: Planes stalling at their service ceiling can be fired into the ground fast enough to become a proton beam. If you do it just right, you can even disprove the Theories of General and Special Relativity.
    The speed of light isn't the maximum possible speed. The speed of light is about 1/4 the speed of MiG, the new universal maximum speed. This is a new constant, a sped which cannot be exceeded due to the stack overflow limit.
    I hereby submit my thesis for peer review and I look forward to being awarded the Nobel Award for my contributions to Physics.

    • @jessegd6306
      @jessegd6306 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      The way your comment is laid out, it looks like it's saying "If you do it just right, you can ...
      Read more"

    • @syoushiro1837
      @syoushiro1837 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Some h shape constant: f***

    • @assassin1o17onxbox8
      @assassin1o17onxbox8 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@jessegd6306 you got me

    • @z3nith4l
      @z3nith4l 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      So by that logic, reality is 32-bit?

    • @hallowedbeyourdays
      @hallowedbeyourdays 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      "The speed of light is about a quarter the speed of a MiG"
      Accurate statement if this was War Thunder.

  • @lebah8555
    @lebah8555 3 ปีที่แล้ว +222

    " *The higher you fly,*
    *The quicker you die* "
    - Coleisprettygreat, 2020

    • @bigbrainmove7257
      @bigbrainmove7257 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Praise me for the 100th like on your comment

  • @alexrowe7063
    @alexrowe7063 3 ปีที่แล้ว +584

    Clear voice, decent editing skills, good choice in music. You have the makings of great TH-cam. What other content do you plan on making?

    • @korioa
      @korioa 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      makings of great TH-cam.

    • @wee6838
      @wee6838 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      One of my favorite

    • @aeroandspace
      @aeroandspace ปีที่แล้ว

      Right? He;s like an early hbomberguy

    • @aguywithayota
      @aguywithayota ปีที่แล้ว

      War Thunder

  • @theemeraldstar7713
    @theemeraldstar7713 3 ปีที่แล้ว +221

    10:45
    Actually, since you expressed earlier that you are going way faster than the speed of light, and Alpha Centauri is 4.3 light years away without time dialation, I think you straight up reversed time dialation. I think what you meant was that it would take 484 days relative to Earth time, meaning that someone on Earth would have to wait 484 days for you to get there at that speed, but for you, it would be literally instant. How relativity works is that for the person in the spacecraft, time becomes less and less relative to the person in the spacecraft until the speed of light, where time relative to the passenger of the space craft is literally zero. None. Zero time. No minutes, seconds, nanoseconds, pecoseconds, no anything relative to the passenger. To an outside observer, you would take 484 days to get there, but to you, it would literally be nothing. You wouldn't age at all, you wouldn't even comprehend that time had passed at all. You would just look out the window and see the sun, but after light speed it would literally just instantaneously switch to alpha centauri and time relative to you would be the same while relative to everyone else it would take 484 days. For it to take 1.5 million years, you would directly contradict your math earlier of a rocket going 20,000 mph reaching there in 100,000 years relative to everyone.

    • @myusername3689
      @myusername3689 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Holy shit.....

    • @Emu_calli
      @Emu_calli 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Cole legit became the first time traveler

    • @f22littleraptor21
      @f22littleraptor21 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Holy sweet mother of god...

    • @dodecahedron1
      @dodecahedron1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      it wouldn't just be zero, at several times the speed of light he'd be going backwards in time breaking causality by arriving before he left

    • @adriankoch964
      @adriankoch964 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      ​@@dodecahedron1 Which means he could turn around, fly back and then there'd be two (or more) infinitely fast Migs zipping around. Though turning around could not be done since it would require infinite amounts of power due to the infinite inertia from flying at these impossible speeds. But hey it's outside of the realm of physics, so maybe you'll just turn into some sort of pure energy being and do whatever you want at that point.

  • @trigger5258
    @trigger5258 3 ปีที่แล้ว +166

    Tl;dr: Cole goes 47,600x the speed of light and vaporizes himself.

    • @KoolKyurem25
      @KoolKyurem25 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      and the solar system. Don't forget that. He outdid Belka and the US simultaneously

  • @ShikiYukiro
    @ShikiYukiro 3 ปีที่แล้ว +289

    after watching this... this came up in my mind...
    "He went Ludicrous Speed!"

    • @jimmyseaver3647
      @jimmyseaver3647 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      "They've gone to plaid!"

    • @Tumbleflop
      @Tumbleflop 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@jimmyseaver3647 Spaceballs the Reply

  • @cadrejeff
    @cadrejeff 2 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    “If a man beats his own record that many deemed impossible, then he has done the impossible.”

  • @felixgutierrez993
    @felixgutierrez993 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    As the ol adage goes...
    "The problem with being faster then the speed of light is that you can only live in darkness." ~ Sanic
    4:56 / 7:02

  • @kangjiahuang9928
    @kangjiahuang9928 3 ปีที่แล้ว +133

    7:26 Me after realizing that the speed is the signed thirty-two bit integer limit: *we go 2147483647 to -2147483648 real quick*

  • @Eagle-od1im
    @Eagle-od1im 3 ปีที่แล้ว +162

    Belka: We didn’t do anything wrong!!
    Blaze slamming into the ground faster than the speed of light itself: Hold my Mig

    • @Vchk1917
      @Vchk1917 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Grunder industries: *sweats nervously*

    • @JustaDan-su5ox
      @JustaDan-su5ox 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Belkans: DELET THIS NAHUI

  • @HarmonicVector
    @HarmonicVector 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    I guarantee you that if Mihaly was in AC 5, he could still rail you with EML no matter what.

  • @stephaniegalliart859
    @stephaniegalliart859 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Legend has it, he went so fast that he merged with spacetime itself, and is still zooming to this day

  • @craigmoonen6206
    @craigmoonen6206 3 ปีที่แล้ว +151

    Damn, those MiG-31's are build quite sturdy being able to survive the acceleration from mach 3 to faster than light speed in a matter of microseconds.
    *Damn Belkans*

    • @bruh-nd2mx
      @bruh-nd2mx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      U could say there
      Built different

    • @Delta-es1lg
      @Delta-es1lg 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Pretty sure the MiGs are Yuktobanian aircraft.

  • @ButterflyTommy
    @ButterflyTommy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +294

    I crave these extremely specific kinds of videos. The editing, the music and the genuine pursuit of nonsensical science-it's beautiful. I love that you managed to inject your own personality into something so goddamn ridiculous and help keep the viewer on your level. You've successfully driven this glitch into the ground; literally, metaphorically and in the best way possible.

  • @thedawkturr4481
    @thedawkturr4481 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    One moment you're playing video games, the second, you transcend reality itself.

  • @tafarid.7347
    @tafarid.7347 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    "You cant catch me in the grey area"
    Yeah? Tell that to Ferarri.

    • @Joopyter724
      @Joopyter724 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Engine.mp4

    • @NoTraceOfSense
      @NoTraceOfSense 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      and he used a picture of Seb in the video

  • @coleisprettygreat
    @coleisprettygreat  3 ปีที่แล้ว +131

    more fun facts from my friend Mike:
    "...if you laid that many Taco Bell crunch wraps on a football field (end to end, side by side, stack on each other) it would be about 51x23x4.6E+15 wraps in dimensions. That is 71.8 billion miles tall. Pluto is 3.2 billion miles from earth."
    Also, I wouldn't consider this an actual record unless I did it on my actual copy with a real PS2 (or maybe the ps4 version). I know Billy Mitchell is a fraud, but I can't edit the video again, so...

    • @awholebunchofturbulence
      @awholebunchofturbulence 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      give me your chicken nugget

    • @mikuhatsunegoshujin
      @mikuhatsunegoshujin 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Okay, I'll try this. How do you screen record a ps2?

    • @Shibamemeu
      @Shibamemeu 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      at the time stamp 5:00 you are going mach 949004.100754

    • @Shibamemeu
      @Shibamemeu 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      and at 7:32 you go mach 2798866.150306

    • @sauercrowder
      @sauercrowder 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You know, I don't mean to be that guy, but all that math at the end was irrelevant cause it's not physically possible for the jet to exceed the speed of light or even really come close to it

  • @KaMil-gw2qr
    @KaMil-gw2qr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +101

    " i am everywhere, i am the air you breath, that gives you cancer"
    the fully loaded mig 31

    • @timothyscranton7358
      @timothyscranton7358 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      The earth is flat

    • @Ilazie
      @Ilazie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@timothyscranton7358 No, everyone knows the earth is a MiG-21

  • @tomasmartinez2504
    @tomasmartinez2504 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    7:45 You can go faster but the sistema wouldn't register that because you pass off the limit of numbers that are use to show how fast you go

  • @CaptainSnowman96
    @CaptainSnowman96 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    10:22 I'm glad the speed record hasn't gotten to his head

  • @quanto4297
    @quanto4297 3 ปีที่แล้ว +171

    Correction: The second you hit that speed, you would instantly collapse into a black hole.

    • @F-35BLightningII
      @F-35BLightningII 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I would have liked but it is on 123 so I would have been arrested.

  • @NotWindy017
    @NotWindy017 3 ปีที่แล้ว +161

    Only a Belkan would scheme this up.

  • @slothworks7032
    @slothworks7032 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    8:50 why did I expect to hear "RAID SHADOW LEGENDS"

  • @Torres-wo9xc
    @Torres-wo9xc 3 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    "Can't go any faster than this"
    *sees* *extra* *5* *minutes*
    "Are you sure about that?"

  • @Foulkie
    @Foulkie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +128

    Little fun fact, you can get under the map without the use of whatever cheat in free flight.
    They're little slips, or squares (i call it the borderless world) under the map in the corners of each, if not all, maps that aren't flat.
    But nice job achieving godly speed as far as it could take you man.

    • @stemmarb7r751
      @stemmarb7r751 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I knew about the hole in the south-eastern corner of M27's map, not about the others. Which makes me wonder, why are these holes there in the first place? Were they some kind of backdoor the developers used to check something or what?

    • @Foulkie
      @Foulkie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@stemmarb7r751 i have no clue as to why, i can also guess that these borderless holes are in ACZ but that one's free flight doesn't go all the way out to the very edge of the map, as I've tried.
      I thought for a while it was for special buildings like the ACES tunnel, Cruik fortress, etc. but it could also be just something the devs turned a blind eye to after all these years.

    • @ProfessionalNamielleLewder69
      @ProfessionalNamielleLewder69 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      "Borderless world"
      *Larry Foulke wants to know your location.*

    • @verticalflyingb737
      @verticalflyingb737 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ProfessionalNamielleLewder69 I was just about to say that!

    • @chillguynamedwan1034
      @chillguynamedwan1034 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That's what Pixy wanted.A world without borders

  • @HadienReiRick
    @HadienReiRick 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Technically... you actually can go faster... just that the speedometer would either not show a higher number, or show a lower number depending on how the number overflowed. its entirely possible that you are going at int.max speed per frame... instead of per hour.

  • @lacucaracha111111
    @lacucaracha111111 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    1:50

  • @edberg9631
    @edberg9631 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    "Yes! That's right baby, that's what I like to see" - small nuclear bomb going 5000000 mph

  • @branislavradojevic7898
    @branislavradojevic7898 3 ปีที่แล้ว +138

    when you search in Bing:
    *"how to make a nuke"*

  • @holycake3759
    @holycake3759 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    This is the first video of yours that I have seen and I am crying with laughter. Haven’t laughed this hard in ages! Earned yourself a new sub thank you

  • @rekthan_2333
    @rekthan_2333 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    This is one of the greatest videos I've ever watched on TH-cam. And it was released on my birthday. I'll take that as a birthday gift lol

  • @galeforce64
    @galeforce64 3 ปีที่แล้ว +274

    I just watched the prequrl like 2 hours ago, needless to say was excited to see a video so quickly after, thank you!

  • @IlluminatorMTfan
    @IlluminatorMTfan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +261

    “I have tried this glitch in Ace Combat Zero, 6, and 7. It doesn’t work.”
    **looks at Ace Combat 4** *HMMMMM*

    • @GoredonTheDestroyer
      @GoredonTheDestroyer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      As funny as it would be, I doubt the glitch would work in Ace Combat 4 because of how different the game's flight physics are - They're heavier and, dare I say it, more realistic than 5.

    • @LuizAlexPhoenix
      @LuizAlexPhoenix 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@GoredonTheDestroyer Depends on how you account for it. The F15/MTSD is so mobile that I can't play in First Person Mode effectively.

    • @GoredonTheDestroyer
      @GoredonTheDestroyer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@LuizAlexPhoenix We're talking about a specific glitch, and how it might or might not work with the more primitive physics of Ace Combat 4, though.

    • @WinVisten
      @WinVisten 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@LuizAlexPhoenix S/MTD, not /MTSD. Close enough, though, you got the letters right.
      And that's my favorite plane ever, my username is even named after it!
      F-15S/MTD is my waifu.

    • @falken2089
      @falken2089 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      But the MIG-31 is not available on Ace Combat 4, and I don't remember what is the fastest plane on that game...

  • @theinfiniteblade6256
    @theinfiniteblade6256 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    9:41 thats how much calories there is in your mom's breakfast

  • @witty8366
    @witty8366 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Imagine being in a like 20 gen spaceship and you get beaten in speed by a 4 gen mig 31

  • @thedawkturr4481
    @thedawkturr4481 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    I like how this went from funny haha moments, to transcending space-time.

  • @Anderson12690
    @Anderson12690 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Dude, thank you so much for this nostalgia trip you just gave me.
    I used to play this game when I was a kid so much...god bless you for bringing back so much memories.

  • @zoomygloom
    @zoomygloom ปีที่แล้ว +1

    THIS WAS SO SICK BRO
    please make more ace content, I'm a Project Wingman player and i love seeing what the other competition is producing! this was hilarious too

  • @skeletonwguitar4383
    @skeletonwguitar4383 3 ปีที่แล้ว +190

    When you commit warcrimes in the belligerent's home territory and civilian areas, but most of your units in the AO are foreign mercenaries - 8:14 to 8:20

    • @ElParteDiscotecas
      @ElParteDiscotecas 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      So, that's why the are called the Grey men huh...

    • @ascendant2-7
      @ascendant2-7 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Belka should've just could've called this guy to do the work.

  • @jamielonsdale3018
    @jamielonsdale3018 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    Dude went about the speed of light. Say goodbye to everything you know and love.
    For reference, the bomb that hit Hiroshima was equivalent to 0.74g of mass impacting the ground at the speed of light.
    This MiG-31, fully loaded, weighs about 30,000,000 grams. Hitting the ground at the speed of light, it would release approximately 40 million times the energy of the Hiroshima bomb, or about 15,000 Tsar Bombas.
    Put another way, this 'bomb' makes the Krakatau eruption look like a firecracker.
    Also, at the end of the video, he went about 4x the speed of light. Physics is irrelevant at that speed.

    • @GastArts
      @GastArts 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Don't you just love it when you go fast you break reality XD

    • @petrkinkal1509
      @petrkinkal1509 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      "This MiG-31, fully loaded, weighs about 30,000,000 grams. Hitting the ground at the speed of light, it would release approximately 40 million times the energy of the Hiroshima bomb"
      Nope the energy would be infinite since anything with rest mass larger than 0 takes infinite energy to get to speed of light.

    • @joelikespotatoes8321
      @joelikespotatoes8321 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wait if something were to ever go that speed you would serioisly ignore physics. Does that mean you can teleport?

    • @ThatOneKate
      @ThatOneKate 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@joelikespotatoes8321 no because teleportation is going from on place to another without any kind of pathway

    • @WestAirAviation
      @WestAirAviation 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@petrkinkal1509 If time and space have a quanta, can't you use that to calculate the maximum energy that will affect a particles real velocity, so long as the distance or time is finite?
      I'm pretty sure there's an Oh-My-God particle out there that, from its inertial frame, hasn't experienced 1 planck second yet... which means from its reference frame it's kept up with nearby photons.
      Given enough time it'll lose the race, of course, but I can calculate the energy required to do that as long as distance or time isn't infinite.

  • @yuujincooper5043
    @yuujincooper5043 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    9:14 the way his voice just keeps on going scares me

  • @lexpew
    @lexpew 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This may be hard to do and I'm not sure if this would even work but if you could access the game code somehow you might be able to change the way the data is held to wrap extra score around the max size of the what's most likely an integer or float data type. So when it hits the max it resets all the way back to -2147483647 + the extra score so theoretically you could calculate your extra score later by counting the amount of times it wrapped or how much extra would be added to it. Sorry if this is wrong I just code and make games in my free time and am not an expert but I think it might work :)

  • @champagnegascogne9755
    @champagnegascogne9755 3 ปีที่แล้ว +148

    Challenge: for every 6 digit speed record he makes, you must provide the hentai doujin title of it

    • @moerukaze5464
      @moerukaze5464 3 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      Okay
      141568: HomeRun
      556906: Not Found
      313953: Watashi-tachi no Ie ni Pet ga Yattekita
      365250: Not Found
      599900: Not Found
      339272: Not Found
      745280: Not Found
      842048: Not Found
      821696: Not Found
      156608: Co Bizyutsukan
      335168: Not Found
      779328: Not Found
      642048: Not Found
      483647: Not Found
      When it got over 6 digits I just took the 6 digits from within the numbers so yeah.
      ....I have nothing better to do...

    • @SlanderousSlav
      @SlanderousSlav 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@moerukaze5464 You madlad

    • @aekgir4698
      @aekgir4698 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @@moerukaze5464 This guy right here, he is a certified professional my people

    • @spliffy98
      @spliffy98 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@moerukaze5464 holy fuck we got a code red over here

    • @reedman0780
      @reedman0780 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@moerukaze5464 when reaching 6+ digits try from the farther right to left or farther left to right. That is, if the numbers dont show anything on the first try

  • @dank_lord
    @dank_lord 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    And he's flying higher
    King of the sky
    He's flying too fast
    And he's flying too high

    • @johnsturgess2969
      @johnsturgess2969 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Flies in SABATON

    • @WinVisten
      @WinVisten 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      r/UnexpectedSabaton

    • @lemmonboy6459
      @lemmonboy6459 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      And he’s flying
      AND HES FLYING
      *AND HES FLYING...*
      THEN THE WINGED HUSSARS ARRIVED!

    • @backbarrel6485
      @backbarrel6485 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@lemmonboy6459 SHIROYAMAAAAA

    • @aviatorjames512
      @aviatorjames512 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      *HIGHEEEERRRRRRR*

  • @TheGreatSawyer1
    @TheGreatSawyer1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    "I'm wasting millions of taxpayers money"
    Well, since it's a MiG31 at least it's the Russian taxpayers 😏

  • @solarflare6300
    @solarflare6300 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I completely forgot about this video and I’m happy about it because I got to rewatch this handsome man break the universe again

  • @swagatmynuts6664
    @swagatmynuts6664 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    "The Higher you fly, the quicker you die" and that is why don't do drugs kids. this man spits straight facts

  • @SadlyBaked
    @SadlyBaked 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    I feel like Cole is affiliated with South Belka Munitions Factory with the amount of destructive potential he did
    Just a hunch

  • @anchovyacquirer
    @anchovyacquirer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    im at 7:08 and the speed on screen assuming its a mig 31 its kinetic energy is 1.93135E+16 MJ (megajoules ) and a mj is equal to 1000000 joules or 1.93135e+22 joules

  • @bw6188
    @bw6188 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Rare footage of experimental Balkan Super Weapon. Results: promising

  • @alphamoon_
    @alphamoon_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    At 4:56, the world gets to witness the Mig-31breaking the speed of light (assuming the speed is in mph, 728,141,568mph => 1.086c) for the first time in recorded history, a first for interstellar space exploration!

  • @TheLonelyViper
    @TheLonelyViper 3 ปีที่แล้ว +983

    awesome xD

    • @chowtownyt7239
      @chowtownyt7239 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Fancy seeing you here

    • @captaineardrum6208
      @captaineardrum6208 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Oh shit I remember when your Onward VR videos were first getting popular

    • @-anactualdoggo-
      @-anactualdoggo- 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Well I'll be damned
      It's the knife wielding, gun slinging viper himself

    • @dm856w3
      @dm856w3 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      There is your 420th Like.

    • @TheLonelyViper
      @TheLonelyViper 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@dm856w3 WE DID IT

  • @dsdy1205
    @dsdy1205 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    9:21 The math you are using has literally broken down and evaporated into irrelevance at this point.

  • @felixmurat1677
    @felixmurat1677 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Bro, your content is amazing! The quality on this is really something else. Bravo!

  • @hk-4738
    @hk-4738 3 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    I assume you're not taking relativistic effects into account when calculating the Foxhound's kinetic energy, and the game sure as hell ain't - but I still feel obligated to point out the fact that as a body of mass approaches the speed of light, its kinetic energy approaches infinity, which is why you can't reach the speed of light.

    • @AlvinYorkII
      @AlvinYorkII 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      His plane's like a child: "Oh yeah!? Well I can produce 3 infinity kinetic energy!" xDDD

    • @hk-4738
      @hk-4738 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Giovanni palacios My mom is faster than your mom.

  • @cappo1178
    @cappo1178 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    4:19 You are hitting the Earth with about 2.97934x10^13 Joules worth of energy. To give some perspective, a hydrogen bomb releases 1x10^17. So a little under a HYDROGEN BOMB

  • @solarpilot
    @solarpilot 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I appreciate the fact that it got so crazy that when Cole hit 2³² knots, he also reached 2³² feet altitude, more than three times further away from Earth than the moon.

  • @howardbursee307
    @howardbursee307 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Oh man. It was so unreal, yet at the same time, so very believable. I laughed so hard, I almost cried. Thank you so much for this wildly entertaining video!!!!

  • @benjaminokonski9186
    @benjaminokonski9186 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    So that's why they're called the "Ghosts of Razgriz."

  • @claresaprama499
    @claresaprama499 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    You have reached the peak performance, man. At this rate, you are creating something that Capt. Torres has always been dreaming of...

  • @LelloDalamiq
    @LelloDalamiq 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    'I AM THE AIR YOU BREATHE, AND THAT AIR WILL GIVE YOU CANCER.'
    Congratulations, those last three minutes in particular have earned you my sub. XD

  • @allergic2bulletz875
    @allergic2bulletz875 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Mindnumbing speeds that are practically impossible for us to ever reach... and it still takes over a year to get to Alpha Centauri. Hope you packed some lunchables into your cockpit, spaceman.

  • @Minox_
    @Minox_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    AC5: 728141568 knots
    Also AC5: [STALL]

  • @joe03bar22
    @joe03bar22 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    "Needless to say, my jimmies have been thoroughly rustled." - Best sentence from a TH-cam video, ever.

  • @amasunprime69
    @amasunprime69 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    At 2:55 he just sounds like moistcritikal

  • @bryanmartinez6600
    @bryanmartinez6600 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    When you finally managed to outrun light only to realize you now have to outrun darkness.

  • @Blue018Phoenix
    @Blue018Phoenix 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    2:26 at that speed you just slamed into the ground harder then all the 7 nukes belka used combined

  • @CgPallaeon
    @CgPallaeon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Came for the Ace Combat speed shenanigans, stayed for the crunchwrap black hole math.

  • @paladinum1244
    @paladinum1244 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    this dude gone soo fast that if he shot his jet on a black hole at that speed, the black hole would desintegrate

  • @MelonMegaManN6
    @MelonMegaManN6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    bro the speed of 159661, with a full weight is so powerful. it transfers to 16556701536640 joules of energy. which correlates to maybe like 50 little boys. thats massive

  • @seal400
    @seal400 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    “You can’t touch me I am in the grey area”

  • @cletus2199
    @cletus2199 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    This is the most sub-worthy video I've ever stumbled upon. Thank you, sir.

  • @CaptPro
    @CaptPro 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    4:12
    Would you like to have a drink with that sir?

  • @canadianbean6736
    @canadianbean6736 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Einstein: Nothing can go faster than the speed of light
    Cole: Observe

  • @trunkmonkey81
    @trunkmonkey81 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    When his speed gets to like 300k it reminds me of that control room scene in Chernobyl where the power shoots way up and the reactor explodes. "Not great, not terrible."

  • @fuckhandlesgivemynameback111
    @fuckhandlesgivemynameback111 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I instantly recognized that number as max cash on Runescape. Iconic, it's the highest number that javascript would allow when the game was created.