Feeling a little tired? Well guess what? There's a whole nation that basically INVENTED the nap. Welcome to the sleepiest nation on earth, #MONTENEGRO!
@@kyreff4888 True, but it is the usual lingua franca on the internet. Not excusing it, but it makes sense that english speakers do this more often since they don't usually have to engage with other languages. As someone who is interested in linguistics it usually annoys me too when someone completely butchers a pronunciation. I just wanted to play devils advocate for Barby & pals since they put lots of effort into all of this. But I agree, they should probably fact check a little more.
Fun fact about Montenegro: In 1905 when Russia declared war on Japan, Montenegro bravely supported their traditional allies and sent a battalion to fight alongside Russian forces against Japan. When Russia and Japan declared peace treaty Montenegro was somehow left out, meaning that Montenegro was technically in war with Japan until 2006. when Japan formally recognized Montenegro as independent country.
>Rndom montenegrin man resting peacefully under the shade of a tree. Someone: Hey, what are you doing there? The Montenegrin: Fighting in my country's 100 Years War.
A Montenegrian is resting under a tree and he tells his wife - "Honey where is that snake venom antidote?" - "Why? Did you get bitten by a snake?" - "Nah but it's coming right towards me."
My gosh, that joke it's used for us brazilians to make fun of the people from the Bahia state. Just change the montenegrian to a "baiano", who are people from Bahia. lol
No, it did not exist, it did not exist from 1918 to 1941. From 1945, it did not have a foreign policy, only with the complete restoration of sovereignty could it formally end the war.
Slovenian joke: Why do people from Montenegro have a chair by their bed? So they can rest a bit after sleeping all night." It sound funnier in serbo-croatian ...
Did a Europe trip after graduating and Montenegro was my favourite place. Beautiful beaches and beautiful snowy mountains. Definitely a highlight of my trip. Love from 🇨🇦
A Montenigrin and a Japanese in a boat. They crash onto some rocks and a big hole appears in the boat and it starts sinking. The Japanese guy : "Quick quick what are we going to do!" The Montenigrin: "You Japanese, you always need to DO something!"
It is interesting that Japan an Montenegro were technically at war until Montenegro gained independence. To cite Wikipedia "During the Russo-Japanese war, volunteers from Montenegro were encouraged to fight in the Russian Army in Manchuria.[2] However, Montenegro was not mentioned in the 1905 peace treaty and a technical state of war was presumed to exist between the two countries.[by whom?] In 2006, Japan made the gesture of recognising Montenegrin independence following its secession from Serbia and declared then that hostilities were over.[3]"
Work schedule for Montenegro was declared in front of the gathered nation: Monday - resting from the weekend Tuesday - preparing for work Wednesday - workday Thursday - resting from work Friday - preparing for weekend Saturday,sunday - weekend Someone from the crowd shouts: Does every damn wednesday have to be a workday ?
@@pp-ns2wj stil not much? 500€ per 6days? in month you get over 2000€... are u ok? in Greece u get 300€ per month like 75€ per week..... i don't think you worked in montenegro
I think listening to the people who LIVE there or are at least balkans is the way to go. So if you're not feom there don't act smart and correct natives
Not so sure. Montenegro minority in Bosnia never forced Bosnia into alliances that Bosnia didnt like. We never forced to ally with Serbia whom you hate. Why did Bosnian minority force us into NATO? Why do you constantly set us back. You are never being discriminated or mistreated here yet why do you wound what we love the most?
@@MilanaBezbradica-in3ml I am just saying. We took those Bosnians in during the war and thats how they thank us. Its like if there were Montenegrian politicians in Bosnia being that 1 vote that forces Bosnia to call off all accusations at Serbia for genocie and even force Bosnia to give away its autonomus region to Serbia. Thats how people of Montenegro feel now that they are in NATO. We hate NATO more then Bosnians hate Serbs and more then Serbs hate Croats. The goverment might be now in power but with its fall we will exit, even with war if we have to. Wen Croatia entered Yugoslavia they didnt like it from the very start. When they exited they cause a mess that ruined it for good. When we exit NATO it will be horribly amplified. My people dont forgive. My people dont bend their backs. My people cnat be forced to anything and they remmeber every slight. Those Bosnians representatives might be chased from my country sometime in the future. Minority party shouldnt have power to change global politics of a country.
@Mo mo I am a Montenegrin,Lives in Montenegro,and everyone hates Nato,so stfu u american nato 20 years before this day destroyed and killed people here.
A man is screaming out of the sea: -Help! -Help! A group of Montenegrins standing on the beach: -See, that man is drowning. -Yeah, drowning for sure. -And we’re standing here. -Yeah, standing. -Then why don’t we sit?
# A Montenegrin, lying beneath a tree, calls out for his wife.. "Wife, wife! Bring the snake bite antivenom! Quickly!" "Oh my god! Did it bite you!?", the wife screams. "Not yet, but it's coming closer and closer!" ## Two Montenegrins lying beneath a tree and the first asks the second one: "Hey, can you check if my trousers are unzipped?" "No, they're zipped. Why?", he answers. "Never mind... I'll take a piss tomorrow."
I've been in Montenegro last year, very beautiful country, loved Kotor. They do drive like crazy though... There's no highways and some cars don't even had their licence plate on 😅
Than you haven`t seen ;ontenegro at all. They have also highway. You have to travel around, not to stay at begining. You have missed a lot of interesting things.
a guy caughts a montenegrian cutting woods while sitting and asks him . Guy : why are you doing this while sitting ? Lazy one : I also tried it while lying but it didn't work .
The 10 Montenegrin commandments 1. Man is born tired and lives to get a rest. 2. Love your bed as you love yourself. 3. Rest during the day, so you can sleep at night. 4. Do not work - work kills. 5. If you see someone resting, help him out. 6. Work as little as you can, and convey all the work you can to another. 7. In shade is salvation - nobody died from resting. 8. Work earns illness - do not pass away young. 9. If you have an urge to work, sit down, wait and you’ll see it will pass. 10. When you see people eat and drink, approach them. When you see them work, withdraw yourself not to trouble them
Jesus: drinks wine and eats bread Random scholars: *WRITE THAT DOWN, WRITE THAT DOWN!!!* okay. A miracle. The bread and wine is now his blood and body 😊
People get confused about it. different prononciation in different languages. i was watching a handball match the other day, spanish comentary, and the guy pronounced the romanian name Florica as Floricha, although it's actually pronounced the same as in his own spanish language Florika. Unless you know these rules, or you research before, you have a chance to get it wrong.
Tara river - Montenegro Tara Canyon are 1.333 m deep, making it the second deepest canyon in the world after the Grand Canyon on the River Colorado, but the first canyon in regards to its beauty
Montenegro: the country that's lucky they're still not called "the Republic of Zeta" otherwise we wouldn't hear about them until 2045 when this channel gets to the "Z" countries.
Jebalo vas i ujedinjenje, mogu da se zakunem u boga da kada bude resen spor oko Kosova, sve Balkanske drzave nece kurcem mrdnuti. Mi Srbi kao ce ujedinimo sve Srbe, ostali ce rascepati Srbiju, ocete kurac, dzabe nisanis kad ne smes da pucas!
@@devvbs01 Never heard for that and I am Croatian. Montenegro means Crna Gora. Monte - mountain, negro - black. Therefore: Black Mountain. He made a mistake saying "Black Forest".
A man from Monte Negro is sitting on a bench and crying. Another man comes and asks him: "what's wrong?". The man from Monte Negro says: "I'm sitting on a nail but i'm too lazy to stand up."
I know I have heard versions of that joke all my life. I suspect that many such jokes actually go back thousands of years. I can imagine a Roman soldier telling the same joke in Doclea some two two millennia ago.
ELECTRICSHITUUS ELECTRICSHITUUS I knew a simillar one: Montenegrian is sitting in backyard in his chear and yelling to his wife “Heey woman call the doctor i saw the snake, she will bite me” “But she didn’t bite you” “No she didn’t yet but she is getting closer” 😂😂😂
True, was taking a stop in Kotor and Bar during my south European trip just because Dubrovnik and Belgrade is not connected directly by train. Turns out the most memorable location in my life. Nice scenery, nice weather, nice people.
@@letnjiznoj does it even matter? Still one of the most emotional and beautiful national anthems. A fact that someone wrote 1-2 lines of lyrics won't change it.
When I was backpacking Europe, Montenegro was my quick stop to cross off my list. I was very surprised how beautiful the the country was. I absolutely loved kotor. I can say it was a hidden gem for sure and the country really does capitalize off of tourism’s
You Montengrins love to sleep, your dishes are very similar to our dishes and you have great beaches too. I think we might be brothers separated at birth 😂😂😂 🇪🇦❤🇲🇪
A montenegrin from the mountains found a little cappucino spoon. Not knowing what it was goes to the village wise old man. Comes inside his house, a hunderd years old granpa sits (perhaps lays lol) down, long silver beard and says: -"Tell me kid, what do you want?" -"I have a problem, Ive heard you are the wisest person here, so I have a question to ask." -"Say, my child" The kid pulls the spoon out from the pocket and asks: -"I need to know whats this?" The old man eyes pops out, he sweats from the fear and screams on the kid: -"THROW THAT!!!! Throw it away, hurry! Thats a shovel seedl!!!" ;)
Je li ko zna u originalu vic o posjeti svog unuka u Beogradu. Dolazi dedice u posjet svom unuku na univerzitet u Beogradu. Hoče unuk da ga vodi na futbal utakmicu ali bila je tog dana samo atletika. Gledaju neko vreme, kako sportaši trče. Pota dedice: A koji je onaj glupan poslednji, kome viri jezik van? Kaže unuk: Pa nemoj tako dedice. On je naš, Crnogorac. A dedice: Vidi ti njega našeg čoveka ponositog kako ganja druge pred sobom. Znam, da u originalu ima još kravati islično. Čuo sam ga u Nikšiču.
Today i just arrived to Montenegro for the very first time... OH MAN... It's been just hours but i found a hidden gem country ❤️ I didn't know exactly what to expect, but now i'm sitting in the roof of my hotel and i'm enjoying beautiful evening looking at Sveti Stefan, buildings and beautiful sea🥰 Montenegro, you suprised me and i hope the next days will be also amazing 🔥 Love from Polish girl🇵🇱❤️
Lol yep, even in the Hague they refer to it as the same language, I have an Italian friend who is training to be a translator and they refer to it as the same language.
@@momamishka Linguistically, Serbian and Croatian are the same language. There are not enough differences to even consider them different dialects, its not enough to just use a different word for: carrot, January, neighbor... for them to be considered different languages. Ask a linguist if you don't believe me.
I am French and was there few times . I find Montenegro so beautiful. Fascinating! And ppl are very beautiful too. And very handsome. Plus you forgot to mention that it is only ecological country in Europe, so basically whole country is a national park. Strange that they consider them lazy, but their country is so clean and service in hotels and everywhere is so great. I think they are just not neurotic and not bipolar. Hahaha!
As for being soo clean idk where have you visited or how is it in france but we are far from clean country.Atleast when it comes to capital capital city.But as for lazy stuff.All people here work normaly they just love to moan how everything is hard and thats it but thanks for compliment.
@@OdenDChad I guess It’s the same for France and Montenegro when It’s come to cleanness. Paris as a very big city is not clean at all. But some less crowded regions are clean (I’m thinking of Brittany, Dordogne, Alsace or French Alps.) So, If this is man is from Paris, yeah, he will find everything clean no matter where he go haha
As a person who lives in Montenegro I don't really agree that it's so clean. It indeed is ecological country but that title is pretty much of undeserved. Take the Lim river as an example, once one of the cleanest rivers in Europe now basically a trash can for many people. You can find many landfills around the country in the middle of a forest. Some people have tendention to simply throw trash wherever they want and literally no one does anything. It is a beautiful country but people started appreciating it less. Everyone cares only about the coastal region because tourists mostly travel there but northern region is also beautiful if not even more than the coastal region.
Feeling a little tired? Well guess what? There's a whole nation that basically INVENTED the nap. Welcome to the sleepiest nation on earth, #MONTENEGRO!
Geography Now yea
Balkan is fun
SUP DUDE I'M FIRST
Geography Now YEAH FINALLY
Geography Now i thought montenegro is former french colonial in africa
every time he said podgori-ka instead of podgori-tsa my life expectancy decreased by a year
Yes.
typical Muricans
Provocateur Except people do this all the time when referring to a place/someone they’re not familiar with, even non Americans.
@@midshipman8654 I personally notice this kind of thing from americans (and native english speakers in general) way more than from anyone else tho.
@@kyreff4888 True, but it is the usual lingua franca on the internet. Not excusing it, but it makes sense that english speakers do this more often since they don't usually have to engage with other languages. As someone who is interested in linguistics it usually annoys me too when someone completely butchers a pronunciation. I just wanted to play devils advocate for Barby & pals since they put lots of effort into all of this. But I agree, they should probably fact check a little more.
Fun fact about Montenegro: In 1905 when Russia declared war on Japan, Montenegro bravely supported their traditional allies and sent a battalion to fight alongside Russian forces against Japan. When Russia and Japan declared peace treaty Montenegro was somehow left out, meaning that Montenegro was technically in war with Japan until 2006. when Japan formally recognized Montenegro as independent country.
Do you know about Aleksandar Lekso who killed in duo fight a samuri for a win
>Rndom montenegrin man resting peacefully under the shade of a tree.
Someone: Hey, what are you doing there?
The Montenegrin: Fighting in my country's 100 Years War.
Should we care about that?
Rare, but true fact. They gave hard time to The Otomans too
They aren't montenegrins, they are Serbs, montengrins say that themselves
A Montenegrian is resting under a tree and he tells his wife
- "Honey where is that snake venom antidote?"
- "Why? Did you get bitten by a snake?"
- "Nah but it's coming right towards me."
I thought that this will be something good, but... Nah, it's stupid
Dobra
My gosh, that joke it's used for us brazilians to make fun of the people from the Bahia state. Just change the montenegrian to a "baiano", who are people from Bahia. lol
ive been to Montonegro about 100 times and I can tell you,the beds are pretty comfy
Beds are the only things we invest our work to make 😂
Montenegrins are the best at waterpolo because thats the only sport where they cannot be sweating
Okay this one made me laugh
😂😂😂😂 ajme
but being in water is essentially like being submersed in sweat because sweat = water
No Serbia....
Let me tell you about apostrafies...
When you realize that a TH-cam video about Montenegro has more views than the amount of people in Montenegro.
600.000 ppl GANG.
and?
@@andreaperic4352 and their flag is satisfying af
@Imomrannn 2 Indeed, I don’t get point he was trying to make
In Croatia (and pretty much every balkan country) if someone wakes up late, like after noon, we say to that person ' good morning Montenegro! '
stvarno? nikad to nisam znao
Or when construction work is going really slowly we tend to say its like Montenegrans are working on it.
@@808hubb dobro jutro crna goro? Nikad to nisi cuo?
Ha ha ha! 😂
Dobro jutro radni narode Crne Gore 😁😁
Fun fact: This video has more views then entire Montenegro's population
Malo nas je ali smo velika govna
@@Majski900R 🤣
@@Majski900R 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@Majski900R 🤣
@@Majski900R štas to rekoo ? Aaaa
Kad god izgovori Podgorika umjesto ca, hoće mi srce stat.
XD
hahahah
*Crna Gora-- Black Forest*
A kada za Bosnu umesto Bosnia kažu Baznija dođe mi da ih zadavim iako sam iz Srbije
Haha
zivo me zanima kako bi nas iz Pljevalja zvali >_
Montenegro sleeps so much they ended the Russo-Japanese war in 2006
No, it did not exist, it did not exist from 1918 to 1941. From 1945, it did not have a foreign policy, only with the complete restoration of sovereignty could it formally end the war.
@@formica4266 it was joke
It was mistake🤣🤣🤣🇲🇪♥️🇯🇵
@@lazardjerkovic2543 awkward joke
Barbs :"Crna Gora - wich means Black forest"
Every possible Slav watching: WAIT WHAT..?
Black Mountain is correct i noticed it to
nie rozumiesz po słowiańsku? Crna Gora to jest Czarna Góra.:)
@@7outsider r/woosh
Crna gora means black mountain not forest, in fact gora means both.
Ok,its mountain,in my country,Bulgaria,"гора",or "gora",means forest.
Respect from Slovenia 🇸🇮🤝🇲🇪
Slavic bros🇲🇪🇸🇮
Love Slovenia from Montenegro!🇲🇪❤🇸🇮
Jes
Slovenian joke: Why do people from Montenegro have a chair by their bed? So they can rest a bit after sleeping all night." It sound funnier in serbo-croatian ...
@Drag0nfart 224 We all do!
me no serb me macedon me linkd serb
We have the exact same joke in Iran for people from Shiraz (a city in the south of the country)
There is Croatian and there is Serbian,no such thing as serbo-croatian
Hahahahahaha
Whats the most favourite animal in Montenegro?
Snake!
Laying but still moving.. :)
Doobarrr :)
Ne to boli xD
@@ameliarene Oladi decko, samo se zezao. Sta se primas
Samo Serbalji mogu izmišljati gadosti o Crnogorcima.
@@formica4266 nije tebi lako kume
A quick tip
In Slavic languages:
Don't read C as a K (like Car, Key)
Read it like a C or Ts (Tsar, Cesar)
I agree.
Except when it's Č or Ć xD
Actually Ceasar was ment to be pronounced as a k whitch wil make Kaiser ...
@@nusproizvodjach he doesn't seem to trouble with them, but he really fails the C
In English Tsar is pronounced "Zar" and Caesar "Seezar", so that analogy doesn't help.
C is pronounced like the ZZ in "pizza".
Did a Europe trip after graduating and Montenegro was my favourite place. Beautiful beaches and beautiful snowy mountains. Definitely a highlight of my trip. Love from 🇨🇦
In Poland we called montenegro „czarnogóra”
It means black mountain
EDIT: No forest -,- MOUNTAIN
In Serbian too, we say Crna Gora which also means black mountain
Monte is an italian word for say mountain
Is fun because we, in Romania, call Montenegro *Muntenegru* .
*munte* means montain and *negru* means black, so yeah...
Montenegro= Blackmontain
Same in Turkish:
We Turkish people call Montenegro as "Karadağ" which means Black Mountain
In Coratia🇭🇷, Bosnia🇧🇦and Serbia🇷🇸
we say "Crna gora"
A Montenigrin and a Japanese in a boat. They crash onto some rocks and a big hole appears in the boat and it starts sinking.
The Japanese guy : "Quick quick what are we going to do!"
The Montenigrin: "You Japanese, you always need to DO something!"
@ShAdOwMaN No, Japanese are mentioned as typical people who always work and never rest. The oposit of Montenegrins.
@@StrangerInTheNight77 Funny, that's the stereotype of Germans. Arbeit, arbeit, arbeit.
I live in Montenegro
@@StrangerInTheNight77 Germans, Chinese would be more fitting lol
It is interesting that Japan an Montenegro were technically at war until Montenegro gained independence. To cite Wikipedia "During the Russo-Japanese war, volunteers from Montenegro were encouraged to fight in the Russian Army in Manchuria.[2] However, Montenegro was not mentioned in the 1905 peace treaty and a technical state of war was presumed to exist between the two countries.[by whom?] In 2006, Japan made the gesture of recognising Montenegrin independence following its secession from Serbia and declared then that hostilities were over.[3]"
Montenegro really goes to show that people indeed grow taller, when they sleep 😆.
@oskrrr92 Now, *_THAT’S_* pretty impressive 😮.
Hehe😁🥱😴🇲🇪
Ikr my bsf from there is constantly sleeping and she’s 5’9-
@@samanthajaski1127 Dang! 😮
@@samanthajaski1127 HAve you asked her what nationality is. Maybe Albanian or Gipsy. Every women in Nikšić is taller than you.
As a croatian I like Montenegro because it's a nice place
🇲🇪 ❤ 🇭🇷
And It's a very nice place to take a nap!
And as a Montenegrin , My favourite Balkan country is Croatia! You guys are like everything we want to be!😅🇲🇪❤🇭🇷
Work schedule for Montenegro was declared in front of the gathered nation:
Monday - resting from the weekend
Tuesday - preparing for work
Wednesday - workday
Thursday - resting from work
Friday - preparing for weekend
Saturday,sunday - weekend
Someone from the crowd shouts:
Does every damn wednesday have to be a workday ?
Jokes aside when I visit Montenegro my cousins who are 16-20 work 7 days a week for 120 euros
Ahmet Ivackovic wow they are getting scammed, i was working 6 days a week for 500€, still not much, but good enough.
@@pp-ns2wj stil not much? 500€ per 6days? in month you get over 2000€... are u ok? in Greece u get 300€ per month like 75€ per week..... i don't think you worked in montenegro
@@danieltudor1312 Yea he could literally buy 12 good cars every year with the amount of money he makes
@@danieltudor1312 nah 500 is for 1 month not week
3:13 Crna Gora is Black Mountain...
@TodCatBo BG No, it's not. Gora is a mountain. Šuma is a forest.
It also means forest
@@Cuasimodo2372 Šuma is forest Gora is mountin or Hill on mountin
how hard can it be to know the difference between mountain and forest.
I think listening to the people who LIVE there or are at least balkans is the way to go. So if you're not feom there don't act smart and correct natives
Waiting for this for 3 years basically, my tiny and beutiful country!
Idc than its beutiful or little?
Dje si brate crnogorski
th-cam.com/video/Q7jSgIQvVS0/w-d-xo.html
Milo mi je što si napokon dočekao ovu epizodu.
Isto i ja! Svaki dan sam zeljno iscekivao Montenegro.
Love from Bangladesh 🇧🇩🇧🇩🇧🇩🇧🇩🇧🇩
Montenegro 🇲🇪🇲🇪🇲🇪🇲🇪🇲🇪
Love from Montenegro to Bangladesh 💝
Love to montenegro from Bosnia!
They are very peaceful and respectful!
🇲🇪❤️🇧🇦
Takođe, prijatelju! Sve vam najljepše želimo iz CG! 💕💕💕
Hvala takođe
Not so sure. Montenegro minority in Bosnia never forced
Bosnia into alliances that Bosnia didnt like. We never forced to ally
with Serbia whom you hate. Why did Bosnian minority force us into NATO?
Why do you constantly set us back. You are never being discriminated or mistreated here
yet why do you wound what we love the most?
@@MilanaBezbradica-in3ml I am just saying. We took those Bosnians in during the war and thats how they thank us. Its like if there were Montenegrian politicians in Bosnia being that 1 vote that forces Bosnia to call off all accusations at Serbia for genocie and even force Bosnia to give away its autonomus region to Serbia. Thats how people of Montenegro feel now that they are in NATO. We hate NATO more then Bosnians hate Serbs and more then Serbs hate Croats. The goverment might be now in power but with its fall we will exit, even with war if we have to. Wen Croatia entered Yugoslavia they didnt like it from the very start. When they exited they cause a mess that ruined it for good. When we exit NATO it will be horribly amplified. My people dont forgive. My people dont bend their backs. My people cnat be forced to anything and they remmeber every slight. Those Bosnians representatives might be chased from my country sometime in the future. Minority party shouldnt have power to change global politics of a country.
@Mo mo I am a Montenegrin,Lives in Montenegro,and everyone hates Nato,so stfu u american nato 20 years before this day destroyed and killed people here.
Dobro jutro radni narode Crne gore, tacno je 12 sati...
Evo ja do sad radio do 12:26 umro sam od rada
@@allahuakber552 Nemoj da se forsiras toliko covece
Да јесте
Pozdrav iz PODGORICE
Kad se probudim prvo sto uradim, ustanem pa sjedem da odmorim od spavanja
A man is screaming out of
the sea: -Help! -Help!
A group of Montenegrins standing on the beach:
-See, that man is drowning.
-Yeah, drowning for sure.
-And we’re standing here.
-Yeah, standing.
-Then why don’t we sit?
Lmao
Good one!XD
Lazar Cvetkovic HAHAHA Taj vic mi je uvek bio prva liga
Im dead
Recepcionar: jel ste vi narucili budjenje za 7 sati?
Gost: jesam
Recepcionar: pa ustaj nesreco! Jedanaes sati je!
My last name is Montenegro but it’s from Spain lol. But I still want to go there!! Very beautiful place. And I relate to their passion for sleeping.
You are more than welcome to visit Montenegro, if you decide to fly from Barcelona or Madrid there is directly flight with Wizza-air for just 30€ 😍
we love spain here and my mother is from spain!
Oo cool ! Here in Montenegro we have a surname called Kaženegro(Kazhenegro) , which supposedly is from Italy . Anyways , ciao from Montenegro! 🇲🇪❤️
#
A Montenegrin, lying beneath a tree, calls out for his wife..
"Wife, wife! Bring the snake bite antivenom! Quickly!"
"Oh my god! Did it bite you!?", the wife screams.
"Not yet, but it's coming closer and closer!"
##
Two Montenegrins lying beneath a tree and the first asks the second one:
"Hey, can you check if my trousers are unzipped?"
"No, they're zipped. Why?", he answers.
"Never mind... I'll take a piss tomorrow."
=*D
''I'll take a piss tomorrow''
When Im too sleepy.=o)))
vladimir spasojevic,nemos ti njima to objasnit,nemaju oni pojma ;)
France: highest sleep time in the world
Montenegro: Hold my beer. Actually, don't. It might help.
Annabelle Weaver Underrated
Drži moje pivo*
This video got more views than whole montenegrin population! Lol.
Yugoslavian Mapper Monténégro is 600k population
Iceland is even crazier. They got only 300.000 people.
stvarno
Нас и Руса 150 милион.
Half of Serbia? It's like 10%
Love from Greece!! Happy Easter 🇬🇷❤🇲🇪❤🇷🇸☦☦☦
🇬🇷💞🇷🇸
🇬🇷✝️✝️✝️
💙 🇷🇺🇬🇷🇲🇪🇷🇸 💙
🇬🇷❤️🇷🇸
not everyone in Montenegro is Orthodox 🗿
Montenegro is my favorite Balkan country! In fact, probably my favorite country visited during our entire year of travel. It is SO BEAUTIFUL!
Adventures in Aviators mine too. also greece.
Greece 🇬🇷🇬🇷🇬🇷🇬🇷🇬🇷🇬🇷🇬🇷🇬🇷🇬🇷🇬🇷🇬🇷🇬🇷 is better
@@diam4ntelo Nah it's equally good experience in both countries, except East of Montenegro has a little bit more to offer during winter.
"Crna Gora" means "black mountain" not "forest" hi from Serbia
Ali Montenegro znaci crna planina ;)
"Czarna gòra" to po polsku
It took me a really long time to understand that Montenegro = Czarnogóra xD
@@martapowaka5804 Monte is mountain, but originally its gora (forest) and negro means black (crna)
🇲🇪❤🇷🇸
KOTOR: Knights Of The Old Republic
I wasn't the only one! :P
@@ff_crafter
And Malaysian too.
No offence but it's true. When I heard it it kinda threw me off guard to be honest.
Me 😂
Sunglasses on a Night Operation Ah, I see Your’e a man of culture as well.
I've been in Montenegro last year, very beautiful country, loved Kotor. They do drive like crazy though... There's no highways and some cars don't even had their licence plate on 😅
Than you haven`t seen ;ontenegro at all. They have also highway. You have to travel around, not to stay at begining. You have missed a lot of interesting things.
@@bojanstare8667 which Highway ? 😂
@@dacduk Still in construction, I think last 15 years. But you have to take it easy. Like in Jamajca, mannnnn.
@@dacduk P.s.: Company which have constructed highway was from our country (Slovenia) and it is in bacrupt. He, he
But other things are worth to see.
@@bojanstare8667 :)))
a guy caughts a montenegrian cutting woods while sitting and asks him .
Guy : why are you doing this while sitting ?
Lazy one : I also tried it while lying but it didn't work .
The 10 Montenegrin commandments
1. Man is born tired and lives to get a rest.
2. Love your bed as you love yourself.
3. Rest during the day, so you can sleep at night.
4. Do not work - work kills.
5. If you see someone resting, help him out.
6. Work as little as you can, and convey all the work you can to another.
7. In shade is salvation - nobody died from resting.
8. Work earns illness - do not pass away young.
9. If you have an urge to work, sit down, wait and you’ll see it will pass.
10. When you see people eat and drink, approach them. When you see them work, withdraw yourself not to trouble them
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Brilliant.
These people are legendary.
I laughed sooooooo hard. Thank you
Serbians croats bosnians and montenegrins can understand each other super good. Its like its the same language(which pretty much is)
that's true
And that's the same with English, Spanish, Portugese.
Ozren Radojcic lol no. Ya u could be joking but English is a Germanic language while Spanish and Portuguese are Latin languages.
Its bascially Balkan Scandinavia
So true
We love you Montenegro! 🇬🇷❤🇲🇪
We love you too Greece :) 🇲🇪 ❤🇬🇷
Love to Montenegro greetings from Belgium! 🇧🇪
Ah, I love Montenegro. After visited 25 European countries, Montenegro is definitely my number one. It’s such a great hidden gem!
Glad you like it
They have the coolest flag I've ever seen
@Μαρίνα Σ Albania got its flag from the family of Kastrioti,which in turn was influenced by the Austrian/German flag
@Μαρίνα Σ but serbian flag is a copy of byzantine flag
NOPE🤪! 🇦🇱🇦🇱🇦🇱❤❤
@@albanianillyrian2797 yes! 🇦🇱🇦🇱🇦🇱🇽🇰🇦🇱🇦🇱🇦🇱
Love Montenegro 🇲🇪 From Poland 🇵🇱
How do you know Jesus was a Montenegrin?
Anything he did, it was a miracle.
Noice one
Like Monetengro exiting NATO, leading to death of NATO.
It will happen, my country will be free and proud again!
Jesus: drinks wine and eats bread
Random scholars: *WRITE THAT DOWN, WRITE THAT DOWN!!!* okay. A miracle. The bread and wine is now his blood and body 😊
@@ShAmcCANN Thats not how it happened, its filled with symbolism and hidden meanings, dont just look things at face value.....
guz jaki Middle Eastern
From the levant (the levant is Israel Jordan and parts of Syria)
Barby, why would you think, that "c" would be pronunced like "k" in Slavic languages? This ain't English:)
Is it like a "ts"?
@@huskyfaninmass1042 yes
Because he wings it. Gotta appreciate the effort. :)
He nailed the pronunciation for Celje (my home town), BUT HE PRONOUNCED THE C AS A K???
People get confused about it. different prononciation in different languages. i was watching a handball match the other day, spanish comentary, and the guy pronounced the romanian name Florica as Floricha, although it's actually pronounced the same as in his own spanish language Florika. Unless you know these rules, or you research before, you have a chance to get it wrong.
Tara river - Montenegro
Tara Canyon are 1.333 m deep, making it the second deepest canyon in the world after the Grand Canyon on the River Colorado, but the first canyon in regards to its beauty
I too speak Belize
In Belize, you speak english, from what I've heard.
@@MATAM29 Yeah they do...I was referencing a quote from this episode.
Wow judging by your flag you can speak Canadian belize and english that's cool but can you speak American
@@Benjiefrenzy huh
@@MATAM29 r/woooosh
Gora is mountain in Russian. I don't know Serbian, but I'm pretty sure it's black mountain in Serbian.
Gora is mountain full with forest :)
Montenegrin*
@perakolemontenegrin...
Vladan C Montenegrin language doest exist, im sorry. In Montenegro we speak Serbian language.
Collin Reid yes it is, I am from Serbia
Montenegro: the country that's lucky they're still not called "the Republic of Zeta" otherwise we wouldn't hear about them until 2045 when this channel gets to the "Z" countries.
By then they'll be a part of Serbia again :)
@@andrejvidovic1 sanjaj
@@DakaPaka1410 Montenegro is going back to Serbia don't worry. ;)
Vecina Srba su glupa sto zapocinju svadju, a mnogi Crnogorci su glupi sto to shvate ozbiljno
Jebalo vas i ujedinjenje, mogu da se zakunem u boga da kada bude resen spor oko Kosova, sve Balkanske drzave nece kurcem mrdnuti. Mi Srbi kao ce ujedinimo sve Srbe, ostali ce rascepati Srbiju, ocete kurac, dzabe nisanis kad ne smes da pucas!
Love from Macedonia 🇲🇰 🇲🇪☦️
I was in Montenegro a few months ago,
I think I still have about 800GB to use up on my €5 SIM card.
Yeaa.. Its cheap here mobile networks
I live in montenegro and i didn't knew you could get that much for tht cheap lol.
@@OdenDChad mozes samo trazi tutisticku karticu treje ti mesec dana kupis je za 5 eura i imas koliko hoces interneta
@@OdenDChad its exaggerated
Beautiful country Montenegro 🇲🇪 greetings from Greece!!
All best our brothers
Macedonia never Greece! And crna gota super drzava!
@Lazy Greek Stereotype macedonia 33% albania 17& greek 50%bulgaria
Macedonia is GREEK 🇬🇷, Alexander The Great was Greek 🇬🇷...
🇲🇰Are slavs.
...
@@gypsycrusador6390 That's right bro. Macedonia is Greek. Kosovo and Montenegro are Srbija...Love from Greece 🇬🇷🤝🇷🇸
its Podgoritza thats how you pronounce it
[ˈpɔdgɔˌriʦa] or [ˈpɒdɡɒrɪtsə]
@EAT THIS ok
I love how he ignored Budva 😂
Durmitor, Tara, mountains is better than seaside.
@@fiuerra946 main place for clubbing, and too expensive.
Great video👌👌!!!
Greetings from Montenegro 🇲🇪🇲🇪🇲🇪
"They export a little bit of metal". Awesome \m/
Montenegro = a little bit of metal
Scandinavia = a little bit of heavy metal
I swear I see you everywhere, haha.
*headbangs in Montenegro*
@@eliad6543 CAROLUS REX!
And rocks
C in balcan languages is ALWAYS pronounced like zz in pizza. ALWAYS
Ex yugoslavia languages at least
ALL Slavs pronouce it that way.
@@Vitalis94 i wasnt sure for all of them i just know for ex yu cause im serbian. But thanks
In Greek we don't even has C we have Σ,σ and ς
Zzroatia
No. Crna Gora doesn't mean "Black Forest". Crna Gora literally translates into "Black Mountain".
Gore can mean both
Gora is Forest actually
@@devvbs01 No, it actually isn't. Gora means mountain. Forest is šuma. Check vocabulary.
@@sadhusq it can be both
@@devvbs01 Never heard for that and I am Croatian. Montenegro means Crna Gora. Monte - mountain, negro - black. Therefore: Black Mountain. He made a mistake saying "Black Forest".
It's pronounced Podgoritsa not Podkorika 😀
Gece Vicius yes... that was not right at all LOL
Especially when he said the airports I laughed LOL
@@anotheraccount2052 same 😆
Yep, you’re right 😊
Gece Vicius Ask siri and she'll say Podgorika too
A man from Monte Negro is sitting on a bench and crying. Another man comes and asks him: "what's wrong?". The man from Monte Negro says: "I'm sitting on a nail but i'm too lazy to stand up."
Okay, this made me laugh.
I know I have heard versions of that joke all my life. I suspect that many such jokes actually go back thousands of years. I can imagine a Roman soldier telling the same joke in Doclea some two two millennia ago.
ELECTRICSHITUUS ELECTRICSHITUUS I knew a simillar one: Montenegrian is sitting in backyard in his chear and yelling to his wife “Heey woman call the doctor i saw the snake, she will bite me” “But she didn’t bite you” “No she didn’t yet but she is getting closer” 😂😂😂
The only thing funny about this is that you said *NEGRO*
ELECTRICSHITUUS “Montenegro”
Love Montenegro 🇲🇪❤🇲🇰 brothers
Живела српска Зета и српски Вардар 🇷🇸🇷🇸🇷🇸🇷🇸🇷🇸
Love Montenegro from Serbia...
btw Crna Gora is black hill not black forest
Pa gora od prilike može bit i šuma i brdo
Gora is a mountain or hill covered in forest.
It's more like Black Mountain.
yeah in Ukrainian Gora = Hill/Mountain
Gora is mountain. Pagorek is hill
Greetings from Russia to Montenegro 🇷🇺❤🇲🇪
Привет 👋
Thank you comrade
@@t0xic- ay yo, Montenegro weeb? Is this even possible
@@malinaizetiopije8844 everything is possible
@@t0xic- well you got a sub from me
Greece 🇬🇷 ❤ Montenegro 🇲🇪
Поздрав из Грчка 👋
Ti ubijaš gramatiku hahahahhahah ali nema veze grk si
@@nikola4746 lol Zna nesto
@@СамарскийАниматор-п5ф Animator? Are you Ukranian/Russian/Belorussian?
@@СамарскийАниматор-п5ф why?
@@СамарскийАниматор-п5ф :(
I love the balkans, such a unique place! My hugs from Brazil!
Hugs and love for the Brazil, country of many things, but mainly football and bossa nova :)
Much love to *Montenegro* from *Greece* !!
I much love Montenegro form Bosnia and Herzegovina
My Slavic-Macedonian roommate says “hello” >:D
@@forgottoremembertofo "hello" to your Slavic- Vardaskan roommate:D
And love to Greece from Macedonia.
euharisto para poli
filia apo to Maurovounio
“Montenegro is the best place to take a nap”
*goes on computer*
“ *FLIGHT TO MONTENEGRO* ”
We welcome you with some nice Kačamak and Rakija
@@cauli5305 thanks but I only need to know the nearest bed
Love you Montenegro from Greece 🇬🇷
Love for Greece our eastern brothers!!!
I am from Montenegro ... Your retrospective is very nice and objective ... thanks from Montenegro !!!
True, was taking a stop in Kotor and Bar during my south European trip just because Dubrovnik and Belgrade is not connected directly by train. Turns out the most memorable location in my life. Nice scenery, nice weather, nice people.
thats not a picture of nikola vucevic, thats nikola mirotic
Names are inverted or they wanted to put the name on the side rather than above/below, but yeah it looks bad like this.
@Lahiri Cristofori Vucevic is not in either of the pictures. Left is Mirotic, right is Pekovic.
@@kenanjusic4829 As a Spaniard I'm forced to point out that Nikola Mirotic has Spanish nationality and represents us in international competitions
Montenegro, our best neighbour 🇧🇦🇲🇪
Ahhh Bosnians, my most favorite people from Balkans, cheers bro
SlavicEmperor Hvala.
One of the best national anthems. Myself learned it to sing.
Hal the lyrics were made by a fascist ww2 dictator of Montenegro Sekula Drljević
@@letnjiznoj does it even matter? Still one of the most emotional and beautiful national anthems.
A fact that someone wrote 1-2 lines of lyrics won't change it.
@@letnjiznoj it'a folk song from long before Drljevic was even alive. Drljevic just wrote down the last verse of the song.
When I was backpacking Europe, Montenegro was my quick stop to cross off my list. I was very surprised how beautiful the the country was. I absolutely loved kotor. I can say it was a hidden gem for sure and the country really does capitalize off of tourism’s
Was in Montenegro in april this year. Podgorica and Kotor👍. Lovely place :)
As a 🇸🇪 it reminded me a lot of The coastline in 🇳🇴 fjords.
Jag var i Sverige och det var vackert, jag är från Montenegro
Man I love Ikea
You Montengrins love to sleep, your dishes are very similar to our dishes and you have great beaches too. I think we might be brothers separated at birth 😂😂😂 🇪🇦❤🇲🇪
zarzaparrilla67 Mediterranean brotherhood .
Kosovo dies
Kosovo je Srbija
We are just little bit taller and slower 😁
Well our name is Spanish so yeah
Love you Montenegro il Crna Gora :D
love from Serbia 🇷🇸💕🇲🇪
Love you Serbia from Montenegro
🇲🇪❤️🇷🇸
A montenegrin from the mountains found a little cappucino spoon. Not knowing what it was goes to the village wise old man.
Comes inside his house, a hunderd years old granpa sits (perhaps lays lol) down, long silver beard and says:
-"Tell me kid, what do you want?"
-"I have a problem, Ive heard you are the wisest person here, so I have a question to ask."
-"Say, my child"
The kid pulls the spoon out from the pocket and asks: -"I need to know whats this?"
The old man eyes pops out, he sweats from the fear and screams on the kid:
-"THROW THAT!!!! Throw it away, hurry! Thats a shovel seedl!!!"
;)
Lol
Samo Dojč u PG
Je li ko zna u originalu vic o posjeti svog unuka u Beogradu. Dolazi dedice u posjet svom unuku na univerzitet u Beogradu. Hoče unuk da ga vodi na futbal utakmicu ali bila je tog dana samo atletika. Gledaju neko vreme, kako sportaši trče. Pota dedice: A koji je onaj glupan poslednji, kome viri jezik van? Kaže unuk: Pa nemoj tako dedice. On je naš, Crnogorac. A dedice: Vidi ti njega našeg čoveka ponositog kako ganja druge pred sobom. Znam, da u originalu ima još kravati islično. Čuo sam ga u Nikšiču.
Love Montenegro from France !
Why was there an earthquake in Montenegro? - A Montenegrin guy went to his field to plough it, and the earth started laughing.
Today i just arrived to Montenegro for the very first time... OH MAN... It's been just hours but i found a hidden gem country ❤️ I didn't know exactly what to expect, but now i'm sitting in the roof of my hotel and i'm enjoying beautiful evening looking at Sveti Stefan, buildings and beautiful sea🥰 Montenegro, you suprised me and i hope the next days will be also amazing 🔥 Love from Polish girl🇵🇱❤️
Wanna hear a joke about Montenegro?
What does Montenegrin do when he wakes up?
He sits on the chair to have a rest
No just no
@@comingafteryou5352 it was not meant to be offensive
@@kancerkancerovic5095 I'm talking about the joke not successful 😕
Dobra dobra, slusam uglavnom i gledam viceve o crnogorskim salama.
makni se tamo samo vrijedjas druge narode i na strani sam crne gore iako sam bosanac
"There are all sorts of fascinating animals that can be found in montenegro", for example,
Fish.
Omg dude I heard that's an endangered species 😱.
I je'no 50 drugačijih vrsta uvalače koje ti se kriju u toaletu
Kotor= Star Wars, Knights Of The Old Republic :,)
yup
Also Croatian teritory
thats just what i was thinking
Kotor means dirty in Indonesian and Malay lol
Hahahaha cu Hrvatska teritorija u Kotoru vas ima jedva 1% u Boki i da ne pricam. SRPSKA BOKA!
How fitting that Montenegro has a mountain range called „Durmitor“, translating to the sleeper mountains 💤
Lot's of love from Serbia 🇷🇸❤🇲🇪
Serg Sergio ive never been to serbia but i think its not bad *im from 🇽🇰 please no hate*
but you are living in serbia
@@Milo-ck1no YOUR FROM KOSVO
@Andrija Popovic Nope
🇲🇪🇲🇪💝
Njeguški pršut and cheese. Personally, the most delicious food to try.
"Ko se stidi svog prorjekla, ost'o rđa do vijeka" 👆💪
Ваздас фрателиус :Д
🇷🇸upravo tako!
Поносан србин у црној гори,нек му је вечна слава!
Da nam je Vječna!
Omg my country!!!
🇲🇪🇷🇸
Veljko Velja thank you
I’m from MONTENGRO
@@Bellalovesdogs ur from serbia
@@tylergreenrich5107 You are Bulgarian from Servia
Ja zivim u crnu goru kao ti
Love Montenegro from Serbia 🇷🇸❤️🇲🇪
Hey, Kosovo is a country
Lol
*Montenegro joins the US Marines*
Marine leader: HUP HUP HUP LETS GO LETS GO
Montenegro: Huh???
Yup thats us in a nutshell western boy
Let them be !!!
Zivela Crna Gora 🇲🇪 zivela Srbija 🇷🇸
Dušan Grigorijević kosovo je serbia
@Amon Ra i nezaboravi Republiku Srpsku
Republika Srpska, Crna Gora i S
Srbija ❤ Pozz iz Cg
Amon Ra ne Kosovo nego nezavisna Republika Srpska
Dario Soueid why do i have 19 likes??
Montenegrians my favorite peeps from the Balkans .... 🇧🇦🇲🇪
Thank you my brother. HVALA.
Hvala prijatelju
hvalaaaaa♥️
Hvala
And WE LOVE Bosnia
Love ♥ Montenegro 🇲🇪 from the Republic of Macedonia 🇲🇰!!🙂
North** ❤
@@bingo737 actually Slavic Macedonia is an better option.
@@souvikgoswami5870 or we can just call them not Bulgarians. (Joke)
Montenegro should hang out more with Switzerland.
Xd
Great Video Barbs. Again, I'm really glad I took a part in it, was really thrilled to find my name in the credits. Greetings to all my Montenegrins!
LJubi ga brat!
Don't tell them this but Serbian , Croatian , Bosnian and Montenegrin are technically the same language referred to by linguists as Serbo-Croatian
Lol yep, even in the Hague they refer to it as the same language, I have an Italian friend who is training to be a translator and they refer to it as the same language.
I see no problem there.
. similar not .. the same .. !
@@henrybellagnome7656 standard Serbian and standard Croatian have differences in vocabulary and grammar, not only in alphabet....
@@momamishka Linguistically, Serbian and Croatian are the same language. There are not enough differences to even consider them different dialects, its not enough to just use a different word for: carrot, January, neighbor... for them to be considered different languages. Ask a linguist if you don't believe me.
Montenegrins are the most layback and relaxed people i ever meet in my life ....
Unlike our really funny and a bit angry brothers
I am French and was there few times . I find Montenegro so beautiful. Fascinating! And ppl are very beautiful too. And very handsome. Plus you forgot to mention that it is only ecological country in Europe, so basically whole country is a national park. Strange that they consider them lazy, but their country is so clean and service in hotels and everywhere is so great. I think they are just not neurotic and not bipolar. Hahaha!
They know how to enjoy non stressful life ,not sure that will be the case anymore ?
As for being soo clean idk where have you visited or how is it in france but we are far from clean country.Atleast when it comes to capital capital city.But as for lazy stuff.All people here work normaly they just love to moan how everything is hard and thats it but thanks for compliment.
@@OdenDChad I guess It’s the same for France and Montenegro when It’s come to cleanness. Paris as a very big city is not clean at all. But some less crowded regions are clean (I’m thinking of Brittany, Dordogne, Alsace or French Alps.) So, If this is man is from Paris, yeah, he will find everything clean no matter where he go haha
As a person who lives in Montenegro I don't really agree that it's so clean. It indeed is ecological country but that title is pretty much of undeserved. Take the Lim river as an example, once one of the cleanest rivers in Europe now basically a trash can for many people. You can find many landfills around the country in the middle of a forest. Some people have tendention to simply throw trash wherever they want and literally no one does anything.
It is a beautiful country but people started appreciating it less. Everyone cares only about the coastal region because tourists mostly travel there but northern region is also beautiful if not even more than the coastal region.