Feeling a little tired? Well guess what? There's a whole nation that basically INVENTED the nap. Welcome to the sleepiest nation on earth, #MONTENEGRO!
Fun fact about Montenegro: In 1905 when Russia declared war on Japan, Montenegro bravely supported their traditional allies and sent a battalion to fight alongside Russian forces against Japan. When Russia and Japan declared peace treaty Montenegro was somehow left out, meaning that Montenegro was technically in war with Japan until 2006. when Japan formally recognized Montenegro as independent country.
>Rndom montenegrin man resting peacefully under the shade of a tree. Someone: Hey, what are you doing there? The Montenegrin: Fighting in my country's 100 Years War.
@@kyreff4888 True, but it is the usual lingua franca on the internet. Not excusing it, but it makes sense that english speakers do this more often since they don't usually have to engage with other languages. As someone who is interested in linguistics it usually annoys me too when someone completely butchers a pronunciation. I just wanted to play devils advocate for Barby & pals since they put lots of effort into all of this. But I agree, they should probably fact check a little more.
Did a Europe trip after graduating and Montenegro was my favourite place. Beautiful beaches and beautiful snowy mountains. Definitely a highlight of my trip. Love from 🇨🇦
Work schedule for Montenegro was declared in front of the gathered nation: Monday - resting from the weekend Tuesday - preparing for work Wednesday - workday Thursday - resting from work Friday - preparing for weekend Saturday,sunday - weekend Someone from the crowd shouts: Does every damn wednesday have to be a workday ?
@@pp-ns2wj stil not much? 500€ per 6days? in month you get over 2000€... are u ok? in Greece u get 300€ per month like 75€ per week..... i don't think you worked in montenegro
A Montenegrian is resting under a tree and he tells his wife - "Honey where is that snake venom antidote?" - "Why? Did you get bitten by a snake?" - "Nah but it's coming right towards me."
My gosh, that joke it's used for us brazilians to make fun of the people from the Bahia state. Just change the montenegrian to a "baiano", who are people from Bahia. lol
A man is screaming out of the sea: -Help! -Help! A group of Montenegrins standing on the beach: -See, that man is drowning. -Yeah, drowning for sure. -And we’re standing here. -Yeah, standing. -Then why don’t we sit?
I think listening to the people who LIVE there or are at least balkans is the way to go. So if you're not feom there don't act smart and correct natives
Not so sure. Montenegro minority in Bosnia never forced Bosnia into alliances that Bosnia didnt like. We never forced to ally with Serbia whom you hate. Why did Bosnian minority force us into NATO? Why do you constantly set us back. You are never being discriminated or mistreated here yet why do you wound what we love the most?
@@MilanaBezbradica-in3ml I am just saying. We took those Bosnians in during the war and thats how they thank us. Its like if there were Montenegrian politicians in Bosnia being that 1 vote that forces Bosnia to call off all accusations at Serbia for genocie and even force Bosnia to give away its autonomus region to Serbia. Thats how people of Montenegro feel now that they are in NATO. We hate NATO more then Bosnians hate Serbs and more then Serbs hate Croats. The goverment might be now in power but with its fall we will exit, even with war if we have to. Wen Croatia entered Yugoslavia they didnt like it from the very start. When they exited they cause a mess that ruined it for good. When we exit NATO it will be horribly amplified. My people dont forgive. My people dont bend their backs. My people cnat be forced to anything and they remmeber every slight. Those Bosnians representatives might be chased from my country sometime in the future. Minority party shouldnt have power to change global politics of a country.
@Mo mo I am a Montenegrin,Lives in Montenegro,and everyone hates Nato,so stfu u american nato 20 years before this day destroyed and killed people here.
No, it did not exist, it did not exist from 1918 to 1941. From 1945, it did not have a foreign policy, only with the complete restoration of sovereignty could it formally end the war.
# A Montenegrin, lying beneath a tree, calls out for his wife.. "Wife, wife! Bring the snake bite antivenom! Quickly!" "Oh my god! Did it bite you!?", the wife screams. "Not yet, but it's coming closer and closer!" ## Two Montenegrins lying beneath a tree and the first asks the second one: "Hey, can you check if my trousers are unzipped?" "No, they're zipped. Why?", he answers. "Never mind... I'll take a piss tomorrow."
I've been in Montenegro last year, very beautiful country, loved Kotor. They do drive like crazy though... There's no highways and some cars don't even had their licence plate on 😅
Than you haven`t seen ;ontenegro at all. They have also highway. You have to travel around, not to stay at begining. You have missed a lot of interesting things.
The 10 Montenegrin commandments 1. Man is born tired and lives to get a rest. 2. Love your bed as you love yourself. 3. Rest during the day, so you can sleep at night. 4. Do not work - work kills. 5. If you see someone resting, help him out. 6. Work as little as you can, and convey all the work you can to another. 7. In shade is salvation - nobody died from resting. 8. Work earns illness - do not pass away young. 9. If you have an urge to work, sit down, wait and you’ll see it will pass. 10. When you see people eat and drink, approach them. When you see them work, withdraw yourself not to trouble them
Tara river - Montenegro Tara Canyon are 1.333 m deep, making it the second deepest canyon in the world after the Grand Canyon on the River Colorado, but the first canyon in regards to its beauty
People get confused about it. different prononciation in different languages. i was watching a handball match the other day, spanish comentary, and the guy pronounced the romanian name Florica as Floricha, although it's actually pronounced the same as in his own spanish language Florika. Unless you know these rules, or you research before, you have a chance to get it wrong.
A Montenigrin and a Japanese in a boat. They crash onto some rocks and a big hole appears in the boat and it starts sinking. The Japanese guy : "Quick quick what are we going to do!" The Montenigrin: "You Japanese, you always need to DO something!"
It is interesting that Japan an Montenegro were technically at war until Montenegro gained independence. To cite Wikipedia "During the Russo-Japanese war, volunteers from Montenegro were encouraged to fight in the Russian Army in Manchuria.[2] However, Montenegro was not mentioned in the 1905 peace treaty and a technical state of war was presumed to exist between the two countries.[by whom?] In 2006, Japan made the gesture of recognising Montenegrin independence following its secession from Serbia and declared then that hostilities were over.[3]"
Jesus: drinks wine and eats bread Random scholars: *WRITE THAT DOWN, WRITE THAT DOWN!!!* okay. A miracle. The bread and wine is now his blood and body 😊
a guy caughts a montenegrian cutting woods while sitting and asks him . Guy : why are you doing this while sitting ? Lazy one : I also tried it while lying but it didn't work .
Slovenian joke: Why do people from Montenegro have a chair by their bed? So they can rest a bit after sleeping all night." It sound funnier in serbo-croatian ...
@@devvbs01 Never heard for that and I am Croatian. Montenegro means Crna Gora. Monte - mountain, negro - black. Therefore: Black Mountain. He made a mistake saying "Black Forest".
@@letnjiznoj does it even matter? Still one of the most emotional and beautiful national anthems. A fact that someone wrote 1-2 lines of lyrics won't change it.
True, was taking a stop in Kotor and Bar during my south European trip just because Dubrovnik and Belgrade is not connected directly by train. Turns out the most memorable location in my life. Nice scenery, nice weather, nice people.
When I was backpacking Europe, Montenegro was my quick stop to cross off my list. I was very surprised how beautiful the the country was. I absolutely loved kotor. I can say it was a hidden gem for sure and the country really does capitalize off of tourism’s
I am French and was there few times . I find Montenegro so beautiful. Fascinating! And ppl are very beautiful too. And very handsome. Plus you forgot to mention that it is only ecological country in Europe, so basically whole country is a national park. Strange that they consider them lazy, but their country is so clean and service in hotels and everywhere is so great. I think they are just not neurotic and not bipolar. Hahaha!
As for being soo clean idk where have you visited or how is it in france but we are far from clean country.Atleast when it comes to capital capital city.But as for lazy stuff.All people here work normaly they just love to moan how everything is hard and thats it but thanks for compliment.
@@OdenDChad I guess It’s the same for France and Montenegro when It’s come to cleanness. Paris as a very big city is not clean at all. But some less crowded regions are clean (I’m thinking of Brittany, Dordogne, Alsace or French Alps.) So, If this is man is from Paris, yeah, he will find everything clean no matter where he go haha
As a person who lives in Montenegro I don't really agree that it's so clean. It indeed is ecological country but that title is pretty much of undeserved. Take the Lim river as an example, once one of the cleanest rivers in Europe now basically a trash can for many people. You can find many landfills around the country in the middle of a forest. Some people have tendention to simply throw trash wherever they want and literally no one does anything. It is a beautiful country but people started appreciating it less. Everyone cares only about the coastal region because tourists mostly travel there but northern region is also beautiful if not even more than the coastal region.
Today i just arrived to Montenegro for the very first time... OH MAN... It's been just hours but i found a hidden gem country ❤️ I didn't know exactly what to expect, but now i'm sitting in the roof of my hotel and i'm enjoying beautiful evening looking at Sveti Stefan, buildings and beautiful sea🥰 Montenegro, you suprised me and i hope the next days will be also amazing 🔥 Love from Polish girl🇵🇱❤️
I went to Montenegro this year! I love it so much! Such a varied landscape and such kind people, I dream about Cettinje's crisp mountain air and the lakes of durmitor national Park
A man from Monte Negro is sitting on a bench and crying. Another man comes and asks him: "what's wrong?". The man from Monte Negro says: "I'm sitting on a nail but i'm too lazy to stand up."
I know I have heard versions of that joke all my life. I suspect that many such jokes actually go back thousands of years. I can imagine a Roman soldier telling the same joke in Doclea some two two millennia ago.
ELECTRICSHITUUS ELECTRICSHITUUS I knew a simillar one: Montenegrian is sitting in backyard in his chear and yelling to his wife “Heey woman call the doctor i saw the snake, she will bite me” “But she didn’t bite you” “No she didn’t yet but she is getting closer” 😂😂😂
Montenegro: the country that's lucky they're still not called "the Republic of Zeta" otherwise we wouldn't hear about them until 2045 when this channel gets to the "Z" countries.
Jebalo vas i ujedinjenje, mogu da se zakunem u boga da kada bude resen spor oko Kosova, sve Balkanske drzave nece kurcem mrdnuti. Mi Srbi kao ce ujedinimo sve Srbe, ostali ce rascepati Srbiju, ocete kurac, dzabe nisanis kad ne smes da pucas!
You Montengrins love to sleep, your dishes are very similar to our dishes and you have great beaches too. I think we might be brothers separated at birth 😂😂😂 🇪🇦❤🇲🇪
I can say, for Polish-a fellow Slav language-that Crna Gora (or Czarnogóra), also means ‚Black Mountains’, not ‚Black Forest’. I don’t speak any balkan language, but I thought I’d share that :-)
As a Russian, I find it amusing that Cherno Gora is exactly the same in all east, west, south Slavic languages. Unlike Germanic which has “black mountain” in English “Schwarzer berg” In German and “svart fjell” in Norwegian. Our languages are much closer than theirs are
@@ilvibos3512 But norvegians do hav the word "berg" with meaning of mountain like svedes also but "fjell" is, as far as i know, just more common word for norvegians. Svedish and norvegian are very similar and they are close geografically also.
Feeling a little tired? Well guess what? There's a whole nation that basically INVENTED the nap. Welcome to the sleepiest nation on earth, #MONTENEGRO!
Geography Now yea
Balkan is fun
SUP DUDE I'M FIRST
Geography Now YEAH FINALLY
Geography Now i thought montenegro is former french colonial in africa
Fun fact about Montenegro: In 1905 when Russia declared war on Japan, Montenegro bravely supported their traditional allies and sent a battalion to fight alongside Russian forces against Japan. When Russia and Japan declared peace treaty Montenegro was somehow left out, meaning that Montenegro was technically in war with Japan until 2006. when Japan formally recognized Montenegro as independent country.
Do you know about Aleksandar Lekso who killed in duo fight a samuri for a win
>Rndom montenegrin man resting peacefully under the shade of a tree.
Someone: Hey, what are you doing there?
The Montenegrin: Fighting in my country's 100 Years War.
Should we care about that?
Rare, but true fact. They gave hard time to The Otomans too
They aren't montenegrins, they are Serbs, montengrins say that themselves
every time he said podgori-ka instead of podgori-tsa my life expectancy decreased by a year
Yes.
typical Muricans
Provocateur Except people do this all the time when referring to a place/someone they’re not familiar with, even non Americans.
@@midshipman8654 I personally notice this kind of thing from americans (and native english speakers in general) way more than from anyone else tho.
@@kyreff4888 True, but it is the usual lingua franca on the internet. Not excusing it, but it makes sense that english speakers do this more often since they don't usually have to engage with other languages. As someone who is interested in linguistics it usually annoys me too when someone completely butchers a pronunciation. I just wanted to play devils advocate for Barby & pals since they put lots of effort into all of this. But I agree, they should probably fact check a little more.
Montenegrins are the best at waterpolo because thats the only sport where they cannot be sweating
Okay this one made me laugh
😂😂😂😂 ajme
but being in water is essentially like being submersed in sweat because sweat = water
No Serbia....
Let me tell you about apostrafies...
ive been to Montonegro about 100 times and I can tell you,the beds are pretty comfy
Beds are the only things we invest our work to make 😂
Kad god izgovori Podgorika umjesto ca, hoće mi srce stat.
XD
hahahah
*Crna Gora-- Black Forest*
A kada za Bosnu umesto Bosnia kažu Baznija dođe mi da ih zadavim iako sam iz Srbije
Haha
zivo me zanima kako bi nas iz Pljevalja zvali >_
A quick tip
In Slavic languages:
Don't read C as a K (like Car, Key)
Read it like a C or Ts (Tsar, Cesar)
I agree.
Except when it's Č or Ć xD
Actually Ceasar was ment to be pronounced as a k whitch wil make Kaiser ...
@@nusproizvodjach he doesn't seem to trouble with them, but he really fails the C
In English Tsar is pronounced "Zar" and Caesar "Seezar", so that analogy doesn't help.
C is pronounced like the ZZ in "pizza".
In Croatia (and pretty much every balkan country) if someone wakes up late, like after noon, we say to that person ' good morning Montenegro! '
stvarno? nikad to nisam znao
Or when construction work is going really slowly we tend to say its like Montenegrans are working on it.
@@808hubb dobro jutro crna goro? Nikad to nisi cuo?
Ha ha ha! 😂
Dobro jutro radni narode Crne Gore 😁😁
Respect from Slovenia 🇸🇮🤝🇲🇪
Slavic bros🇲🇪🇸🇮
Love Slovenia from Montenegro!🇲🇪❤🇸🇮
Jes
Dobro jutro radni narode Crne gore, tacno je 12 sati...
Evo ja do sad radio do 12:26 umro sam od rada
@@allahuakber552 Nemoj da se forsiras toliko covece
Да јесте
Pozdrav iz PODGORICE
Kad se probudim prvo sto uradim, ustanem pa sjedem da odmorim od spavanja
When you realize that a TH-cam video about Montenegro has more views than the amount of people in Montenegro.
600.000 ppl GANG.
and?
@@andreaperic4352 and their flag is satisfying af
@Imomrannn 2 Indeed, I don’t get point he was trying to make
Whats the most favourite animal in Montenegro?
Snake!
Laying but still moving.. :)
Doobarrr :)
Ne to boli xD
@@ameliarene Oladi decko, samo se zezao. Sta se primas
Samo Serbalji mogu izmišljati gadosti o Crnogorcima.
@@formica4266 nije tebi lako kume
Did a Europe trip after graduating and Montenegro was my favourite place. Beautiful beaches and beautiful snowy mountains. Definitely a highlight of my trip. Love from 🇨🇦
Work schedule for Montenegro was declared in front of the gathered nation:
Monday - resting from the weekend
Tuesday - preparing for work
Wednesday - workday
Thursday - resting from work
Friday - preparing for weekend
Saturday,sunday - weekend
Someone from the crowd shouts:
Does every damn wednesday have to be a workday ?
Jokes aside when I visit Montenegro my cousins who are 16-20 work 7 days a week for 120 euros
Ahmet Ivackovic wow they are getting scammed, i was working 6 days a week for 500€, still not much, but good enough.
@@pp-ns2wj stil not much? 500€ per 6days? in month you get over 2000€... are u ok? in Greece u get 300€ per month like 75€ per week..... i don't think you worked in montenegro
@@danieltudor1312 Yea he could literally buy 12 good cars every year with the amount of money he makes
@@danieltudor1312 nah 500 is for 1 month not week
A Montenegrian is resting under a tree and he tells his wife
- "Honey where is that snake venom antidote?"
- "Why? Did you get bitten by a snake?"
- "Nah but it's coming right towards me."
I thought that this will be something good, but... Nah, it's stupid
Dobra
My gosh, that joke it's used for us brazilians to make fun of the people from the Bahia state. Just change the montenegrian to a "baiano", who are people from Bahia. lol
A man is screaming out of
the sea: -Help! -Help!
A group of Montenegrins standing on the beach:
-See, that man is drowning.
-Yeah, drowning for sure.
-And we’re standing here.
-Yeah, standing.
-Then why don’t we sit?
Lmao
Good one!XD
Lazar Cvetkovic HAHAHA Taj vic mi je uvek bio prva liga
Im dead
Recepcionar: jel ste vi narucili budjenje za 7 sati?
Gost: jesam
Recepcionar: pa ustaj nesreco! Jedanaes sati je!
As a croatian I like Montenegro because it's a nice place
🇲🇪 ❤ 🇭🇷
And It's a very nice place to take a nap!
And as a Montenegrin , My favourite Balkan country is Croatia! You guys are like everything we want to be!😅🇲🇪❤🇭🇷
In Poland we called montenegro „czarnogóra”
It means black mountain
EDIT: No forest -,- MOUNTAIN
In Serbian too, we say Crna Gora which also means black mountain
Monte is an italian word for say mountain
Is fun because we, in Romania, call Montenegro *Muntenegru* .
*munte* means montain and *negru* means black, so yeah...
Montenegro= Blackmontain
Same in Turkish:
We Turkish people call Montenegro as "Karadağ" which means Black Mountain
In Coratia🇭🇷, Bosnia🇧🇦and Serbia🇷🇸
we say "Crna gora"
3:13 Crna Gora is Black Mountain...
@TodCatBo BG No, it's not. Gora is a mountain. Šuma is a forest.
It also means forest
@@Cuasimodo2372 Šuma is forest Gora is mountin or Hill on mountin
how hard can it be to know the difference between mountain and forest.
I think listening to the people who LIVE there or are at least balkans is the way to go. So if you're not feom there don't act smart and correct natives
Love to montenegro from Bosnia!
They are very peaceful and respectful!
🇲🇪❤️🇧🇦
Takođe, prijatelju! Sve vam najljepše želimo iz CG! 💕💕💕
Hvala takođe
Not so sure. Montenegro minority in Bosnia never forced
Bosnia into alliances that Bosnia didnt like. We never forced to ally
with Serbia whom you hate. Why did Bosnian minority force us into NATO?
Why do you constantly set us back. You are never being discriminated or mistreated here
yet why do you wound what we love the most?
@@MilanaBezbradica-in3ml I am just saying. We took those Bosnians in during the war and thats how they thank us. Its like if there were Montenegrian politicians in Bosnia being that 1 vote that forces Bosnia to call off all accusations at Serbia for genocie and even force Bosnia to give away its autonomus region to Serbia. Thats how people of Montenegro feel now that they are in NATO. We hate NATO more then Bosnians hate Serbs and more then Serbs hate Croats. The goverment might be now in power but with its fall we will exit, even with war if we have to. Wen Croatia entered Yugoslavia they didnt like it from the very start. When they exited they cause a mess that ruined it for good. When we exit NATO it will be horribly amplified. My people dont forgive. My people dont bend their backs. My people cnat be forced to anything and they remmeber every slight. Those Bosnians representatives might be chased from my country sometime in the future. Minority party shouldnt have power to change global politics of a country.
@Mo mo I am a Montenegrin,Lives in Montenegro,and everyone hates Nato,so stfu u american nato 20 years before this day destroyed and killed people here.
Fun fact: This video has more views then entire Montenegro's population
Malo nas je ali smo velika govna
@@Majski900R 🤣
@@Majski900R 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@Majski900R 🤣
@@Majski900R štas to rekoo ? Aaaa
Waiting for this for 3 years basically, my tiny and beutiful country!
Idc than its beutiful or little?
Dje si brate crnogorski
th-cam.com/video/Q7jSgIQvVS0/w-d-xo.html
Milo mi je što si napokon dočekao ovu epizodu.
Isto i ja! Svaki dan sam zeljno iscekivao Montenegro.
"Crna Gora" means "black mountain" not "forest" hi from Serbia
Ali Montenegro znaci crna planina ;)
"Czarna gòra" to po polsku
It took me a really long time to understand that Montenegro = Czarnogóra xD
@@martapowaka5804 Monte is mountain, but originally its gora (forest) and negro means black (crna)
🇲🇪❤🇷🇸
Montenegro sleeps so much they ended the Russo-Japanese war in 2006
No, it did not exist, it did not exist from 1918 to 1941. From 1945, it did not have a foreign policy, only with the complete restoration of sovereignty could it formally end the war.
@@formica4266 it was joke
It was mistake🤣🤣🤣🇲🇪♥️🇯🇵
@@lazardjerkovic2543 awkward joke
My last name is Montenegro but it’s from Spain lol. But I still want to go there!! Very beautiful place. And I relate to their passion for sleeping.
You are more than welcome to visit Montenegro, if you decide to fly from Barcelona or Madrid there is directly flight with Wizza-air for just 30€ 😍
we love spain here and my mother is from spain!
Oo cool ! Here in Montenegro we have a surname called Kaženegro(Kazhenegro) , which supposedly is from Italy . Anyways , ciao from Montenegro! 🇲🇪❤️
#
A Montenegrin, lying beneath a tree, calls out for his wife..
"Wife, wife! Bring the snake bite antivenom! Quickly!"
"Oh my god! Did it bite you!?", the wife screams.
"Not yet, but it's coming closer and closer!"
##
Two Montenegrins lying beneath a tree and the first asks the second one:
"Hey, can you check if my trousers are unzipped?"
"No, they're zipped. Why?", he answers.
"Never mind... I'll take a piss tomorrow."
=*D
''I'll take a piss tomorrow''
When Im too sleepy.=o)))
vladimir spasojevic,nemos ti njima to objasnit,nemaju oni pojma ;)
Ah, I love Montenegro. After visited 25 European countries, Montenegro is definitely my number one. It’s such a great hidden gem!
Glad you like it
its Podgoritza thats how you pronounce it
[ˈpɔdgɔˌriʦa] or [ˈpɒdɡɒrɪtsə]
@EAT THIS ok
I've been in Montenegro last year, very beautiful country, loved Kotor. They do drive like crazy though... There's no highways and some cars don't even had their licence plate on 😅
Than you haven`t seen ;ontenegro at all. They have also highway. You have to travel around, not to stay at begining. You have missed a lot of interesting things.
@@bojanstare8667 which Highway ? 😂
@@dacduk Still in construction, I think last 15 years. But you have to take it easy. Like in Jamajca, mannnnn.
@@dacduk P.s.: Company which have constructed highway was from our country (Slovenia) and it is in bacrupt. He, he
But other things are worth to see.
@@bojanstare8667 :)))
Montenegro is my favorite Balkan country! In fact, probably my favorite country visited during our entire year of travel. It is SO BEAUTIFUL!
Adventures in Aviators mine too. also greece.
Greece 🇬🇷🇬🇷🇬🇷🇬🇷🇬🇷🇬🇷🇬🇷🇬🇷🇬🇷🇬🇷🇬🇷🇬🇷 is better
@@diam4ntelo Nah it's equally good experience in both countries, except East of Montenegro has a little bit more to offer during winter.
The 10 Montenegrin commandments
1. Man is born tired and lives to get a rest.
2. Love your bed as you love yourself.
3. Rest during the day, so you can sleep at night.
4. Do not work - work kills.
5. If you see someone resting, help him out.
6. Work as little as you can, and convey all the work you can to another.
7. In shade is salvation - nobody died from resting.
8. Work earns illness - do not pass away young.
9. If you have an urge to work, sit down, wait and you’ll see it will pass.
10. When you see people eat and drink, approach them. When you see them work, withdraw yourself not to trouble them
U
Brilliant.
These people are legendary.
I laughed sooooooo hard. Thank you
Serbians croats bosnians and montenegrins can understand each other super good. Its like its the same language(which pretty much is)
that's true
And that's the same with English, Spanish, Portugese.
Ozren Radojcic lol no. Ya u could be joking but English is a Germanic language while Spanish and Portuguese are Latin languages.
Its bascially Balkan Scandinavia
So true
Tara river - Montenegro
Tara Canyon are 1.333 m deep, making it the second deepest canyon in the world after the Grand Canyon on the River Colorado, but the first canyon in regards to its beauty
In Croatia we have a joke about Montenegro "Good morning working people of Montenegro , now is 1 PM"
a laughed SO HARD HAHAHAHAHA
aahhahaha its so true !
Trgov Well that is because there is old legend how people of montenegro are lazy.
Trgov So they sleep to 1PM even after they sleep for over 14 hours.
12 sati, ne 13...
Barby, why would you think, that "c" would be pronunced like "k" in Slavic languages? This ain't English:)
Is it like a "ts"?
@@huskyfaninmass1042 yes
Because he wings it. Gotta appreciate the effort. :)
He nailed the pronunciation for Celje (my home town), BUT HE PRONOUNCED THE C AS A K???
People get confused about it. different prononciation in different languages. i was watching a handball match the other day, spanish comentary, and the guy pronounced the romanian name Florica as Floricha, although it's actually pronounced the same as in his own spanish language Florika. Unless you know these rules, or you research before, you have a chance to get it wrong.
Love Montenegro 🇲🇪 From Poland 🇵🇱
Love from Greece!! Happy Easter 🇬🇷❤🇲🇪❤🇷🇸☦☦☦
🇬🇷💞🇷🇸
🇬🇷✝️✝️✝️
💙 🇷🇺🇬🇷🇲🇪🇷🇸 💙
🇬🇷❤️🇷🇸
not everyone in Montenegro is Orthodox 🗿
A Montenigrin and a Japanese in a boat. They crash onto some rocks and a big hole appears in the boat and it starts sinking.
The Japanese guy : "Quick quick what are we going to do!"
The Montenigrin: "You Japanese, you always need to DO something!"
@ShAdOwMaN No, Japanese are mentioned as typical people who always work and never rest. The oposit of Montenegrins.
@@StrangerInTheNight77 Funny, that's the stereotype of Germans. Arbeit, arbeit, arbeit.
I live in Montenegro
@@StrangerInTheNight77 Germans, Chinese would be more fitting lol
It is interesting that Japan an Montenegro were technically at war until Montenegro gained independence. To cite Wikipedia "During the Russo-Japanese war, volunteers from Montenegro were encouraged to fight in the Russian Army in Manchuria.[2] However, Montenegro was not mentioned in the 1905 peace treaty and a technical state of war was presumed to exist between the two countries.[by whom?] In 2006, Japan made the gesture of recognising Montenegrin independence following its secession from Serbia and declared then that hostilities were over.[3]"
Montenegro really goes to show that people indeed grow taller, when they sleep 😆.
@oskrrr92 Now, *_THAT’S_* pretty impressive 😮.
Hehe😁🥱😴🇲🇪
Ikr my bsf from there is constantly sleeping and she’s 5’9-
@@samanthajaski1127 Dang! 😮
@@samanthajaski1127 HAve you asked her what nationality is. Maybe Albanian or Gipsy. Every women in Nikšić is taller than you.
How do you know Jesus was a Montenegrin?
Anything he did, it was a miracle.
Noice one
Like Monetengro exiting NATO, leading to death of NATO.
It will happen, my country will be free and proud again!
Jesus: drinks wine and eats bread
Random scholars: *WRITE THAT DOWN, WRITE THAT DOWN!!!* okay. A miracle. The bread and wine is now his blood and body 😊
@@ShAmcCANN Thats not how it happened, its filled with symbolism and hidden meanings, dont just look things at face value.....
guz jaki Middle Eastern
From the levant (the levant is Israel Jordan and parts of Syria)
They have the coolest flag I've ever seen
@Μαρίνα Σ Albania got its flag from the family of Kastrioti,which in turn was influenced by the Austrian/German flag
@Μαρίνα Σ but serbian flag is a copy of byzantine flag
NOPE🤪! 🇦🇱🇦🇱🇦🇱❤❤
@@albanianillyrian2797 yes! 🇦🇱🇦🇱🇦🇱🇽🇰🇦🇱🇦🇱🇦🇱
Love to Montenegro greetings from Belgium! 🇧🇪
a guy caughts a montenegrian cutting woods while sitting and asks him .
Guy : why are you doing this while sitting ?
Lazy one : I also tried it while lying but it didn't work .
Barbs :"Crna Gora - wich means Black forest"
Every possible Slav watching: WAIT WHAT..?
Black Mountain is correct i noticed it to
nie rozumiesz po słowiańsku? Crna Gora to jest Czarna Góra.:)
@@7outsider r/woosh
Crna gora means black mountain not forest, in fact gora means both.
Ok,its mountain,in my country,Bulgaria,"гора",or "gora",means forest.
Love from Bangladesh 🇧🇩🇧🇩🇧🇩🇧🇩🇧🇩
Montenegro 🇲🇪🇲🇪🇲🇪🇲🇪🇲🇪
Love from Montenegro to Bangladesh 💝
Slovenian joke: Why do people from Montenegro have a chair by their bed? So they can rest a bit after sleeping all night." It sound funnier in serbo-croatian ...
@Drag0nfart 224 We all do!
me no serb me macedon me linkd serb
We have the exact same joke in Iran for people from Shiraz (a city in the south of the country)
There is Croatian and there is Serbian,no such thing as serbo-croatian
Hahahahahaha
It's pronounced Podgoritsa not Podkorika 😀
Gece Vicius yes... that was not right at all LOL
Especially when he said the airports I laughed LOL
@@anotheraccount2052 same 😆
Yep, you’re right 😊
Gece Vicius Ask siri and she'll say Podgorika too
KOTOR: Knights Of The Old Republic
I wasn't the only one! :P
@@ff_crafter
And Malaysian too.
No offence but it's true. When I heard it it kinda threw me off guard to be honest.
Me 😂
Sunglasses on a Night Operation Ah, I see Your’e a man of culture as well.
Love from Macedonia 🇲🇰 🇲🇪☦️
Montenegro is basicly a youtube reaction channel
Edit: Ketine and Potgorika Hahahah
Bace Bulgarian Mapper Shhhhooyyyy lol
hey there bace, love ur vids
Bace Bulgarian Mapper they’re basically our Muslim Serbs
Never EVER thaught i would see you on this page
Ikr
"They export a little bit of metal". Awesome \m/
Montenegro = a little bit of metal
Scandinavia = a little bit of heavy metal
I swear I see you everywhere, haha.
*headbangs in Montenegro*
@@eliad6543 CAROLUS REX!
And rocks
Gora is mountain in Russian. I don't know Serbian, but I'm pretty sure it's black mountain in Serbian.
Gora is mountain full with forest :)
Montenegrin*
@perakolemontenegrin...
Vladan C Montenegrin language doest exist, im sorry. In Montenegro we speak Serbian language.
Collin Reid yes it is, I am from Serbia
I am from Montenegro ... Your retrospective is very nice and objective ... thanks from Montenegro !!!
I too speak Belize
In Belize, you speak english, from what I've heard.
@@MATAM29 Yeah they do...I was referencing a quote from this episode.
Wow judging by your flag you can speak Canadian belize and english that's cool but can you speak American
@@Benjiefrenzy huh
@@MATAM29 r/woooosh
I was in Montenegro a few months ago,
I think I still have about 800GB to use up on my €5 SIM card.
Yeaa.. Its cheap here mobile networks
I live in montenegro and i didn't knew you could get that much for tht cheap lol.
@@OdenDChad mozes samo trazi tutisticku karticu treje ti mesec dana kupis je za 5 eura i imas koliko hoces interneta
@@OdenDChad its exaggerated
Love Montenegro from Serbia...
btw Crna Gora is black hill not black forest
Pa gora od prilike može bit i šuma i brdo
Gora is a mountain or hill covered in forest.
It's more like Black Mountain.
yeah in Ukrainian Gora = Hill/Mountain
Gora is mountain. Pagorek is hill
No. Crna Gora doesn't mean "Black Forest". Crna Gora literally translates into "Black Mountain".
Gore can mean both
Gora is Forest actually
@@devvbs01 No, it actually isn't. Gora means mountain. Forest is šuma. Check vocabulary.
@@sadhusq it can be both
@@devvbs01 Never heard for that and I am Croatian. Montenegro means Crna Gora. Monte - mountain, negro - black. Therefore: Black Mountain. He made a mistake saying "Black Forest".
Beautiful country Montenegro 🇲🇪 greetings from Greece!!
All best our brothers
Macedonia never Greece! And crna gota super drzava!
@Lazy Greek Stereotype macedonia 33% albania 17& greek 50%bulgaria
Macedonia is GREEK 🇬🇷, Alexander The Great was Greek 🇬🇷...
🇲🇰Are slavs.
...
@@gypsycrusador6390 That's right bro. Macedonia is Greek. Kosovo and Montenegro are Srbija...Love from Greece 🇬🇷🤝🇷🇸
This video got more views than whole montenegrin population! Lol.
Yugoslavian Mapper Monténégro is 600k population
Iceland is even crazier. They got only 300.000 people.
stvarno
Нас и Руса 150 милион.
Half of Serbia? It's like 10%
C in balcan languages is ALWAYS pronounced like zz in pizza. ALWAYS
Ex yugoslavia languages at least
ALL Slavs pronouce it that way.
@@Vitalis94 i wasnt sure for all of them i just know for ex yu cause im serbian. But thanks
In Greek we don't even has C we have Σ,σ and ς
Zzroatia
One of the best national anthems. Myself learned it to sing.
Hal the lyrics were made by a fascist ww2 dictator of Montenegro Sekula Drljević
@@letnjiznoj does it even matter? Still one of the most emotional and beautiful national anthems.
A fact that someone wrote 1-2 lines of lyrics won't change it.
@@letnjiznoj it'a folk song from long before Drljevic was even alive. Drljevic just wrote down the last verse of the song.
I've recently been in Montenegro, amazingly beautiful and safe country!
Thank you my brother. Salute from America from Montenegrian.
Safe country? We are the 2 country in europe for most criminal.
True, was taking a stop in Kotor and Bar during my south European trip just because Dubrovnik and Belgrade is not connected directly by train. Turns out the most memorable location in my life. Nice scenery, nice weather, nice people.
Great video👌👌!!!
Greetings from Montenegro 🇲🇪🇲🇪🇲🇪
I love the balkans, such a unique place! My hugs from Brazil!
Hugs and love for the Brazil, country of many things, but mainly football and bossa nova :)
"There are all sorts of fascinating animals that can be found in montenegro", for example,
Fish.
Omg dude I heard that's an endangered species 😱.
I je'no 50 drugačijih vrsta uvalače koje ti se kriju u toaletu
2:40 It's a wallpaper I had ! Didn't knew it was of Montenegro .
I thought it's a croatian town! :)
An old fishing village turned into a hotel in the 70's, today one of the most expensive hotels on the Adriatic.
When I was backpacking Europe, Montenegro was my quick stop to cross off my list. I was very surprised how beautiful the the country was. I absolutely loved kotor. I can say it was a hidden gem for sure and the country really does capitalize off of tourism’s
We love you Montenegro! 🇬🇷❤🇲🇪
We love you too Greece :) 🇲🇪 ❤🇬🇷
Njeguški pršut and cheese. Personally, the most delicious food to try.
"Ko se stidi svog prorjekla, ost'o rđa do vijeka" 👆💪
Ваздас фрателиус :Д
🇷🇸upravo tako!
Поносан србин у црној гори,нек му је вечна слава!
Da nam je Vječna!
Greetings from Russia to Montenegro 🇷🇺❤🇲🇪
Привет 👋
Thank you comrade
@@t0xic- ay yo, Montenegro weeb? Is this even possible
@@malinaizetiopije8844 everything is possible
@@t0xic- well you got a sub from me
Greece 🇬🇷 ❤ Montenegro 🇲🇪
Поздрав из Грчка 👋
Ti ubijaš gramatiku hahahahhahah ali nema veze grk si
@@nikola4746 lol Zna nesto
@@СамарскийАниматор-п5ф Animator? Are you Ukranian/Russian/Belorussian?
@@СамарскийАниматор-п5ф why?
@@СамарскийАниматор-п5ф :(
Love you Montenegro il Crna Gora :D
love from Serbia 🇷🇸💕🇲🇪
Love you Serbia from Montenegro
🇲🇪❤️🇷🇸
France: highest sleep time in the world
Montenegro: Hold my beer. Actually, don't. It might help.
Annabelle Weaver Underrated
Drži moje pivo*
thats not a picture of nikola vucevic, thats nikola mirotic
Names are inverted or they wanted to put the name on the side rather than above/below, but yeah it looks bad like this.
@Lahiri Cristofori Vucevic is not in either of the pictures. Left is Mirotic, right is Pekovic.
@@kenanjusic4829 As a Spaniard I'm forced to point out that Nikola Mirotic has Spanish nationality and represents us in international competitions
I am French and was there few times . I find Montenegro so beautiful. Fascinating! And ppl are very beautiful too. And very handsome. Plus you forgot to mention that it is only ecological country in Europe, so basically whole country is a national park. Strange that they consider them lazy, but their country is so clean and service in hotels and everywhere is so great. I think they are just not neurotic and not bipolar. Hahaha!
They know how to enjoy non stressful life ,not sure that will be the case anymore ?
As for being soo clean idk where have you visited or how is it in france but we are far from clean country.Atleast when it comes to capital capital city.But as for lazy stuff.All people here work normaly they just love to moan how everything is hard and thats it but thanks for compliment.
@@OdenDChad I guess It’s the same for France and Montenegro when It’s come to cleanness. Paris as a very big city is not clean at all. But some less crowded regions are clean (I’m thinking of Brittany, Dordogne, Alsace or French Alps.) So, If this is man is from Paris, yeah, he will find everything clean no matter where he go haha
As a person who lives in Montenegro I don't really agree that it's so clean. It indeed is ecological country but that title is pretty much of undeserved. Take the Lim river as an example, once one of the cleanest rivers in Europe now basically a trash can for many people. You can find many landfills around the country in the middle of a forest. Some people have tendention to simply throw trash wherever they want and literally no one does anything.
It is a beautiful country but people started appreciating it less. Everyone cares only about the coastal region because tourists mostly travel there but northern region is also beautiful if not even more than the coastal region.
Today i just arrived to Montenegro for the very first time... OH MAN... It's been just hours but i found a hidden gem country ❤️ I didn't know exactly what to expect, but now i'm sitting in the roof of my hotel and i'm enjoying beautiful evening looking at Sveti Stefan, buildings and beautiful sea🥰 Montenegro, you suprised me and i hope the next days will be also amazing 🔥 Love from Polish girl🇵🇱❤️
Kotor= Star Wars, Knights Of The Old Republic :,)
yup
Also Croatian teritory
thats just what i was thinking
Kotor means dirty in Indonesian and Malay lol
Hahahaha cu Hrvatska teritorija u Kotoru vas ima jedva 1% u Boki i da ne pricam. SRPSKA BOKA!
I went to Montenegro this year! I love it so much! Such a varied landscape and such kind people, I dream about Cettinje's crisp mountain air and the lakes of durmitor national Park
Come again 😊
Was in Montenegro in april this year. Podgorica and Kotor👍. Lovely place :)
As a 🇸🇪 it reminded me a lot of The coastline in 🇳🇴 fjords.
Jag var i Sverige och det var vackert, jag är från Montenegro
Man I love Ikea
I love how he ignored Budva 😂
Durmitor, Tara, mountains is better than seaside.
@@fiuerra946 main place for clubbing, and too expensive.
Montenegro should hang out more with Switzerland.
Xd
Montenegro, our best neighbour 🇧🇦🇲🇪
Ahhh Bosnians, my most favorite people from Balkans, cheers bro
SlavicEmperor Hvala.
A man from Monte Negro is sitting on a bench and crying. Another man comes and asks him: "what's wrong?". The man from Monte Negro says: "I'm sitting on a nail but i'm too lazy to stand up."
Okay, this made me laugh.
I know I have heard versions of that joke all my life. I suspect that many such jokes actually go back thousands of years. I can imagine a Roman soldier telling the same joke in Doclea some two two millennia ago.
ELECTRICSHITUUS ELECTRICSHITUUS I knew a simillar one: Montenegrian is sitting in backyard in his chear and yelling to his wife “Heey woman call the doctor i saw the snake, she will bite me” “But she didn’t bite you” “No she didn’t yet but she is getting closer” 😂😂😂
The only thing funny about this is that you said *NEGRO*
ELECTRICSHITUUS “Montenegro”
Love Montenegro 🇲🇪❤🇲🇰 brothers
Живела српска Зета и српски Вардар 🇷🇸🇷🇸🇷🇸🇷🇸🇷🇸
Montenegro: the country that's lucky they're still not called "the Republic of Zeta" otherwise we wouldn't hear about them until 2045 when this channel gets to the "Z" countries.
By then they'll be a part of Serbia again :)
@@andrejvidovic1 sanjaj
@@DakaPaka1410 Montenegro is going back to Serbia don't worry. ;)
Vecina Srba su glupa sto zapocinju svadju, a mnogi Crnogorci su glupi sto to shvate ozbiljno
Jebalo vas i ujedinjenje, mogu da se zakunem u boga da kada bude resen spor oko Kosova, sve Balkanske drzave nece kurcem mrdnuti. Mi Srbi kao ce ujedinimo sve Srbe, ostali ce rascepati Srbiju, ocete kurac, dzabe nisanis kad ne smes da pucas!
You Montengrins love to sleep, your dishes are very similar to our dishes and you have great beaches too. I think we might be brothers separated at birth 😂😂😂 🇪🇦❤🇲🇪
zarzaparrilla67 Mediterranean brotherhood .
Kosovo dies
Kosovo je Srbija
We are just little bit taller and slower 😁
Well our name is Spanish so yeah
Montenegrians my favorite peeps from the Balkans .... 🇧🇦🇲🇪
Thank you my brother. HVALA.
Hvala prijatelju
hvalaaaaa♥️
Hvala
And WE LOVE Bosnia
Love Montenegro from Serbia 🇷🇸❤️🇲🇪
Hey, Kosovo is a country
Lol
Much love to *Montenegro* from *Greece* !!
I much love Montenegro form Bosnia and Herzegovina
My Slavic-Macedonian roommate says “hello” >:D
@@forgottoremembertofo "hello" to your Slavic- Vardaskan roommate:D
And love to Greece from Macedonia.
euharisto para poli
filia apo to Maurovounio
I can say, for Polish-a fellow Slav language-that Crna Gora (or Czarnogóra), also means ‚Black Mountains’, not ‚Black Forest’. I don’t speak any balkan language, but I thought I’d share that :-)
As a Russian, I find it amusing that Cherno Gora is exactly the same in all east, west, south Slavic languages. Unlike Germanic which has “black mountain” in English “Schwarzer berg” In German and “svart fjell” in Norwegian. Our languages are much closer than theirs are
In Bulgaria " Gora " means only forest, mountain is "planina"
It’s cause we just came from Uzbekistan 1,400 years ago
@@ilvibos3512 But norvegians do hav the word "berg" with meaning of mountain like svedes also but "fjell" is, as far as i know, just more common word for norvegians.
Svedish and norvegian are very similar and they are close geografically also.
@@ilvibos3512 English word "mountain" is just loan wird from latin languages i think. English is just old german with many french words in it.
Mens tennis player: Milos Raonic was born in Montenegro, plays for Canada.
Greetings to Montenegro from slav brothers from czech lands
Love Montenegro from France !
Lot's of love from Serbia 🇷🇸❤🇲🇪
Serg Sergio ive never been to serbia but i think its not bad *im from 🇽🇰 please no hate*
but you are living in serbia
@@Milo-ck1no YOUR FROM KOSVO
@Andrija Popovic Nope
🇲🇪🇲🇪💝
No mention of Rambo Amadeus ;(
ALWAYS STAY COOL LIKE A SWIMMING POOL
Who see also...
and highway !
@@nockeynoo Oh my God 🤣🤣🤣 nobody will remember
@@turquoisecookies1866 well, only u~
Love ♥ Montenegro 🇲🇪 from the Republic of Macedonia 🇲🇰!!🙂
North** ❤
@@bingo737 actually Slavic Macedonia is an better option.
@@souvikgoswami5870 or we can just call them not Bulgarians. (Joke)
I love all the roleplays (the segments where the people pretend to be countries)
Where is Darwin
Love you Montenegro from Greece 🇬🇷
Love for Greece our eastern brothers!!!
I am from Bosnia and we love Montenegro🇧🇦🇲🇪
@Dragan Jovanovic smrade srpski, isoran ti je mozak, ti dalje od siromasne Srbije nisi niti nećeš
Wait, i thought you hate Serbs?
@@markomilojevic8122 politicans hate eachother, but we love every slavic nation
Thanks i Live in Montenegro
Hvala puno, volim Crnagora