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  • @adamlakeman7240
    @adamlakeman7240 ปีที่แล้ว +125

    Me not wanting to make rude dialogue choices in games in case it makes the characters sad.

    • @TheGingiGamer
      @TheGingiGamer ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Or doesn't lead to sex

    • @DivineDefect
      @DivineDefect ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@TheGingiGamer Imagine only thinking about sex

    • @Jesse_17
      @Jesse_17 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@DivineDefect every teenager ever:

    • @jo_bro666
      @jo_bro666 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Im going to choose every bad option to make your choices equal out and result in nothing

    • @DivineDefect
      @DivineDefect ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Jesse_17 needs to gain more control over their desires

  • @ConsistentlyInconsistent
    @ConsistentlyInconsistent ปีที่แล้ว +21

    17:58 I just got done watching a video about that. It was in Iowa and the burglar sued the homeowner after serving his time for B&E. He was awarded 20k plus 10k punitive damages. 30K was a lot back then.

  • @_ZeroMaximum_
    @_ZeroMaximum_ ปีที่แล้ว +45

    "The Imposter is among us."

  • @nightday2030
    @nightday2030 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    I mean, Johnny Sins made it out just fine as an astronaut so I don't see any purpose of making all of them female.

    • @SkyRider4815
      @SkyRider4815 ปีที่แล้ว

      Woke agenda

    • @tarrantwolf
      @tarrantwolf ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Can you imagine the absolute feminist Reeeee'ing if the first person to walk on Mars isn't female? They'll be screeching about a mythical patriarchy on 2 planets for the next 3,000 years.

  • @danninmatthews5640
    @danninmatthews5640 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    0:53 Then he sees this, leaves you, and calls the police.

  • @darlamccracken4062
    @darlamccracken4062 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    Could you imagine if they all synced up with their menses and killed each other in a PMS battle lol

  • @alicewilloughby4318
    @alicewilloughby4318 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    0:21 - Somehow I suspect they didn't really.
    2:40 - Hey, they left out Professor Xavier!
    2:50 - This is just tragic. 😞
    6:19 - Is this the famed Canadian niceness we've all heard about?
    8:15 - *BAHAHAHAH!!!!!*
    11:42 - I vote for Number 5! 😀

  • @southernflatland
    @southernflatland ปีที่แล้ว +7

    9:05 - Oh what a terrible day to be literate..

  • @Canine-playground
    @Canine-playground ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Ya I’m totally straight
    Them: sounds good, come aboard

  • @Drewzdev
    @Drewzdev ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Can Thanos karaoke the Adam's Family song and just snap twice already. my fking eyes.

  • @hungariangiraffe6361
    @hungariangiraffe6361 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    LOL 5:54 is just PERFECTION!

  • @PAWNR
    @PAWNR ปีที่แล้ว +15

    2:01 why...why did they need to censor the word jewish?

    • @TheDragonGamerTV
      @TheDragonGamerTV ปีที่แล้ว +9

      To not offend Kanye. We really don't need to derail the man anymore than he already is...

    • @snd5258
      @snd5258 ปีที่แล้ว

      That’s what I’m wondering

  • @MageOtter27
    @MageOtter27 ปีที่แล้ว +167

    Btw, it is impossible to bang im space as the lack of gravity makes so that you cannot get hard.

  • @mikohuttunen5564
    @mikohuttunen5564 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "tewwowist" UwU 2:58

  • @Oscribus
    @Oscribus ปีที่แล้ว +1

    5:00 aww he's smiling 😁

  • @HarleySLA
    @HarleySLA ปีที่แล้ว +4

    6:27, she literally won a gold medal for her country and instead of offering to help her, they offer to kill her. I'm sorry, that story made me cry and then angry and then cry again. Absolute cruelty and unacceptable, heartless behavior. If I were running that country, I'd take it on myself to personally fire that person and pay for the services and equipment needed for this lady out of my own pocket and that wouldn't begin to make up for it.

    • @tarrantwolf
      @tarrantwolf ปีที่แล้ว

      O Canada, land of euthanasia and despotism.
      Oh look, and the US is trying to import it.

    • @zekehatcher2196
      @zekehatcher2196 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hey, this is the same country that is supporting assisted suicide, and would rather wait for people to die than to treat them

  • @AllExistenceItself
    @AllExistenceItself ปีที่แล้ว +8

    0:05 I don't get it.

    • @rithvikmuthyalapati9754
      @rithvikmuthyalapati9754 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I think because the circled lady has a tomboyish haircut, that implies she's lesbian and will have sex with the other women

    • @Vohasiiv
      @Vohasiiv ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Maybe they're insinuating she's lesbian because of the short hair or they think she's a guy

    • @frogs3338
      @frogs3338 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Probably stereotyping her as a lesbian based on her hair

  • @BlitzHUB_Ky
    @BlitzHUB_Ky ปีที่แล้ว

    Spaceladies: ehh no boys hope our tools won't break
    Lesbian: YEAH I WILL TAKE U ALL

  • @Dr_Doctor_Lee
    @Dr_Doctor_Lee ปีที่แล้ว +5

    3:02
    dont u see it?
    the name? it says everything.
    bro got a bit to silly.
    did a little to big amount of tombfoolery.
    a good grief, a better trolling.
    let my bro be. he did nothing wrong

  • @ModelLights
    @ModelLights ปีที่แล้ว +1

    19:58 Homeless guy and crack. It's a widely known thing that people who do crack want to 'share' the experience, part of the psychology of the drug. Same person might even rob or kill you later or something, but they commonly want to share doing the drug.
    Find some Oprah etc shows from the 90's when crack was a more new thing, there were discussions about it often.

  • @Harry_Ballzonya
    @Harry_Ballzonya ปีที่แล้ว

    They are going to get lost on that road trip😂

  • @kurama670
    @kurama670 ปีที่แล้ว

    4:00 There are no laws against the Pokemon, Batman.

  • @brandonball5063
    @brandonball5063 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Okay, I don't get the first one. Who is the astronaut circled in red? Is she a lesbian or something?

  • @ControversialOpinionGuy
    @ControversialOpinionGuy ปีที่แล้ว +1

    6:51
    Son, I'm gonna so you a few questions okay?
    Me: Okay
    Why did you toss five frag grenades into a nightclub?
    Me: ... Ragdoll physics...
    *YOU'RE UNDER ARREST GODDAMIT!*

  • @mrmistermelom
    @mrmistermelom ปีที่แล้ว +2

    0:40 time it right with someone who’s elderly like 80 or something that was gonna die in that second

  • @akachirotamasuke7364
    @akachirotamasuke7364 ปีที่แล้ว

    2:41
    They forgot anti spiral and saitama

  • @gabejohnson4879
    @gabejohnson4879 ปีที่แล้ว

    1:10 best friend

  • @richardorta8960
    @richardorta8960 ปีที่แล้ว

    Bob: *Takes the $10,000*
    Host: "... and the random person is?!" *Lands on Bob.* "Well, Bob, you will not be needing that money anymore, bud."

  • @obolisk0430
    @obolisk0430 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    3:32
    That's probably THE worst take on the fall of Rome I ever heard.

  • @gachalifelilly
    @gachalifelilly ปีที่แล้ว +2

    18:33 WHYYY????? WHOOO WOULD DO THAT???? UGH 😭😭🤮

  • @hunterlovejoy7651
    @hunterlovejoy7651 ปีที่แล้ว

    3:05 I know a dude who got that same thing now I’m worried people are gonna try to get that as some sort of trophy

  • @robertpowell1464
    @robertpowell1464 ปีที่แล้ว

    Some of those take a bit of processing to unpack.

  • @faithbongi4937
    @faithbongi4937 ปีที่แล้ว

    3:06 ONE OF MY FRIENDS HAS THIS

  • @TheThreeDGrasshopper
    @TheThreeDGrasshopper ปีที่แล้ว +1

    6:50 people who've met the woman who wanted to be Wabbajack'd - *sweats*

  • @misterkaos.357
    @misterkaos.357 ปีที่แล้ว

    2:05 I did Nazi that coming, Anne Frankly I am Fuhrerious

  • @DraconicDuelist
    @DraconicDuelist ปีที่แล้ว

    8:30 Egg isn't "chicken". Egg is embryonic fluid (whites) and embryo nutrients that feed the chick before its birth (yolk).

  • @richard3365
    @richard3365 ปีที่แล้ว

    0:42 ... doesn't the checkmark mean that HE voted yes? Ah yes, hypocrisy. The best kind of post.

  • @Upgraded-titan-tv-2024
    @Upgraded-titan-tv-2024 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Hol' up chain

  • @godtuberzamasu9817
    @godtuberzamasu9817 ปีที่แล้ว

    8:59 ON MY WAY RN

  • @DraconicDuelist
    @DraconicDuelist ปีที่แล้ว

    2:57 Did the bot really just say "TerOwOist" Organization?

  • @nicolaridolfi6510
    @nicolaridolfi6510 ปีที่แล้ว

    6:55 no problem, there's TH-cam kids

  • @masterassassinaltairibn-la4698
    @masterassassinaltairibn-la4698 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    San Francisco police about to be known as the ones to create terrorists on wheels 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @danyalraheel3604
    @danyalraheel3604 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    AYO bro pokemon just jumped a mile 4:03

    • @brandonball5063
      @brandonball5063 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What Pokémon game was this from?!

    • @NateBurnside
      @NateBurnside ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@brandonball5063 pokemon fire red rocket edition

  • @RavenMobile
    @RavenMobile ปีที่แล้ว

    Can someone explain the one at 9:50? I don't get it.

  • @Sherudons
    @Sherudons ปีที่แล้ว

    Just identify as a woman, bingo... off to mars you go.

  • @aviciifan2719
    @aviciifan2719 ปีที่แล้ว

    8:50 *Me watching this in Livermore.
    (Yes, I do live in Livermore)

  • @RavenMobile
    @RavenMobile ปีที่แล้ว

    1:00 Is pretty sickening.

  • @Astronomy_Blood
    @Astronomy_Blood ปีที่แล้ว +1

    girls can have short hair.

  • @GhostCryProductions
    @GhostCryProductions ปีที่แล้ว

    No one gonna speak up about the word “flirting” being censored?

  • @stefanvanderlinden6042
    @stefanvanderlinden6042 ปีที่แล้ว

    3:38 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

  • @STANDARDISSUE_
    @STANDARDISSUE_ ปีที่แล้ว

    Or, make the mars missions all male
    (But that’s not diverse enough 🤓)

  • @jamespc8754
    @jamespc8754 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Is 3:03 REAL???? One of my friends has that message!
    💀

  • @anthonyshattuck6688
    @anthonyshattuck6688 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Don't know why they would send an all female crew just to avoid sex, men have a higher aversion towards same sex then women do.

    • @kenzo_1172
      @kenzo_1172 ปีที่แล้ว

      because men have pps that can enter men, women don't 💀🗿🍷

  • @Deveshkha
    @Deveshkha ปีที่แล้ว

    These are just pure evil bro

  • @ghombulasfail723
    @ghombulasfail723 ปีที่แล้ว

    1:57 why is the word Jewish censored?

  • @Sn0w_L3opard-M88
    @Sn0w_L3opard-M88 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Bro I don't get the thumbnail

  • @wrmwithinternetaccess414
    @wrmwithinternetaccess414 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    How is the thumbnail bad?

    • @kenzo_1172
      @kenzo_1172 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I think that one of them are trans or impostor

    • @wrmwithinternetaccess414
      @wrmwithinternetaccess414 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@kenzo_1172 Bro
      Just cause you have short hair, doesn’t mean you’re a guy💀

    • @kenzo_1172
      @kenzo_1172 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@wrmwithinternetaccess414 that is one of the possibilities 💀

  • @ellishorton9753
    @ellishorton9753 ปีที่แล้ว

    0:58 it was a girl

  • @historyandfun980
    @historyandfun980 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Btw that’s still a male… so why you think he isn’t gonna do anything? And how weird is it to say we prevent them from having sex in space for all female like why can be all male and wouldn’t make a difference, females can still do some stuff lesbians found a way

  • @edwardharris9346
    @edwardharris9346 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Online teworwist?

  • @Saarra176
    @Saarra176 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Hol' up

  • @mlgfox31
    @mlgfox31 ปีที่แล้ว

    Ay for the first one I'll join
    I want to go to Mars and I don't plan on smashing

  • @dudeonbrave123
    @dudeonbrave123 ปีที่แล้ว

    hol' up

  • @laurelcook9078
    @laurelcook9078 ปีที่แล้ว

    Lesbians in space: Heh

  • @grazva4361
    @grazva4361 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    bro y Jewish blurred racism cancel

  • @stopmotionharry8989
    @stopmotionharry8989 ปีที่แล้ว

    I don’t get the first one

  • @sergiokaminotanjo
    @sergiokaminotanjo ปีที่แล้ว +1

    l dont understand the first one

    • @the_angel07
      @the_angel07 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ikr its literally a girl with short hair?

  • @RedGhoulAnimation
    @RedGhoulAnimation ปีที่แล้ว

    Ok that MrBeast one is boggling my mind. Why is saying yes wrong? I’m really exhausted just trying to enjoy a video bro, can someone smarter than me answer?

  • @dominicmcneill1408
    @dominicmcneill1408 ปีที่แล้ว

    Somebody explain 11:45 to me

  • @nightwolf7231
    @nightwolf7231 ปีที่แล้ว

    well if they were'nt lesbians before they will be now lol

  • @DBZfanGoku69
    @DBZfanGoku69 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Hello

  • @olivierdk2
    @olivierdk2 ปีที่แล้ว

    21:59 Are Americans ready for the next step in the fall of their empire ?

  • @jonathan_o1000
    @jonathan_o1000 ปีที่แล้ว

    funny

  • @GlasiaVD23
    @GlasiaVD23 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Shrex won't work on 0G and won't work enough on 4 m/s^2 gravity of mars

  • @randallpetroelje3913
    @randallpetroelje3913 22 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Your censorship is stupidly applied. So is the ai voice that butchers pronunciation.

  • @brainfreezzzze6900
    @brainfreezzzze6900 ปีที่แล้ว

    Why did you censor the word jewish?

  • @Anonymous1295.
    @Anonymous1295. ปีที่แล้ว +2

    9:00
    I’m a Sagittarius
    I also tell my friends it’s the reason for my thighs obsession
    It’s all a joke though
    Sagittarius rules the thighs/legs
    Zodiac stuff be like

  • @bananaman5590
    @bananaman5590 ปีที่แล้ว

    Another benefit to an only women space crew, women lose muscle mass slower the men so they would take less time to recover from the trip to mars

  • @eetuthereindeer6671
    @eetuthereindeer6671 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    0:40 no.... can't. Unless its some 90 year old with poor eyesight, memory, hearing and stamina who has a terminal illness, i'd feel awful. Considering its random then nope! If I could select who then yea i'd take 3 dollars/euros for it

  • @TBDEventually
    @TBDEventually ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Your short

  • @notredspytf2
    @notredspytf2 ปีที่แล้ว

    these memes are all old i seen them last week on reddit

  • @namenovic2342
    @namenovic2342 ปีที่แล้ว

    About the thumbnail, why is that even a concern? 🤣

  • @chmielzlasu6592
    @chmielzlasu6592 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    wait why only men can't go on mission their sanity is better

  • @fycu
    @fycu ปีที่แล้ว +4

    First

  • @tomaszproblem2684
    @tomaszproblem2684 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    First!

    • @threedie
      @threedie ปีที่แล้ว +1

      No hate but there are comments an hour before you

  • @bazmilo-furball1
    @bazmilo-furball1 ปีที่แล้ว

    If they are sending just women into space it won’t end well