Honestly, I could see it getting repetitive. Heart attack Heart attack Gun shot Stabbed Crushed in Car accident Heart attack Crushed in Car accident Ooooh caulk embolism. That's a new one.
@@Blasted2Oblivion I used to watch a show called 'Dr. G: Medical Examiner' and that was basically her reaction to someone who'd died of a silicone embolism. Some poor unfortunate paid for black market injections of silicone for booty enhancement. The doctor was like, "Huh, I didn't know you could die that way. Interesting."
So leaving aside how hilariously toxic this is. Caulk when applied evenly to a clean dry surface will take over an hour to begin to set. I don't know what a steady stream of human blood will do to that process but I can't imagine it helps.
well, the caulking will be moved swiftly to places the smallest blood vessels, where, being thicker than blood, it will get stuck. This will rapidly cause the patient to die as it blocks bloodflow to heart, lungs, and brain. On the bright side. the bleeding will then stop as the heart won't be pumping anymore....
How about expanding foam? That stuff sticks to everything! We had the windows replaced right before our honeymoon, and they missed a spot, so I thought I'd quick do it before we caught our ride to the airport... all of my honeymoon pictures have a dob of expanding foam that I got on my chin. Took two weeks before it came off! But seriously, that was on the outside, not something that you want on the inside!
There is similar looking stuff that will seal in sub 60 seconds, in flowing water. Water safe silicone. I keep tubes of it here beside my aquarium. It'd seal as quick as shown, but it definitely wouldn't be coming out during the surgery like they did. It has warnings to double glove for a reason.
So they found a random caulk gun in an alley..... And it immediately dispensed caulk? Typically when I go to caulk something.... I mess around with the half used tube before I finally get frustrated and grab a new one.
With all due respect, do you seriously think that the morons who wrote something as unimaginably stupid as this scene have EVER actually used a caulk gun in real life? You know damn well what kind of person wrote a script like that and you also know that those kinds of people couldn't do manual labor if their life depended on it. The idea of them doing home improvement work and using a caulk gun is laughable. A not-insignificant percentage of these people end up having to buy new cars at 60,000 miles because they had absolutely no idea that you have to change the oil in an ICE vehicle, so they drove their car around on the original oil for the last ten years until it turned to tar and grenaded the engine.
Also, I've never been able to keep my tip clean: they find a random gun in an alley and jam it in his neck... if the toxic chemicals in the caulk don't flat line him, the infection certainly will!
You should never share caulking nozzles, kids, even if your friend says they ran it under the faucet. Also make sure you only use store-bought caulk and not something your friend brought back from their Spring Break trip out of state.
My chief in the Navy used to say "Don't go running around and get your head cracked open cause I only know how to do tourniquets" I still use that one today and no one gets it....
I wonder how many medical advisors a show like this goes through, as I can just imagine them yelling "No! No! No!" while being escorted off the set after their advice gets ignored yet again.
No it wouldn't. They already found people dumber than they are both to watch their show and think it's brilliant, as well as people to pay them to do it. This implies that the show's writers are smarter than both groups. Minimal work for maximum profit.
As someone who has used caulking in its intended role, the fact that she removed the caulking gun without the caulking she just filled this guys neck with coming out of the wound stuck to the end of the tube has shattered my suspension of disbelief. You expect me to believe silicone caulking that won’t adhere to a slightly damp window frame will find something to stick to in that bloody disaster. How stupid do you think I am
Please keep these up because there are people who go "medical super glue is a thing I wonder what else I can glue myself back together with". Not dissing super glue its effective but I would generally prefer butterfly suture bandages.
@@wilfdarr lol true. I have only every used it on surface wounds where the edges of the wound are very straight so you can easily pinch the wound close.
I can understand using superglue to temporarily seal up a wound if you’re a good hour or so away from a hospital so the person stopped bleeding out. But if it’s on a limb, a tourniquet would be better and less painful.
@@threedogsinatrenchcoat6336 volunteer firefighters typically don’t have the medical training or licensing such as emt-b or even paramedic that fulltimers do
@@sinoconcebollas5880 yeup. This. I'm in a small town and do both volunteer fire and ems. Ya, usually they are seperate entities. Just the larger paid services that join them together.
I would love it if, in a show where this stuff happens, their final episode is you turning up and being like "WHAT ARE YOU DOING. YOU'RE ALL FIRED... AND GOING TO JAIL"
Also maybe showing what happened to their patients. "He died from chemical poisoning." "You...tore this lady in half by moving the vehicle while she was still impaled in it." "This lady died from a neck wound because you tried to perform a tracheotomy on the wrong area." "This girl has a fish hook stuck in her mouth, and brain damage from oxygen deprivation because you did nothing to address her lack of breathing." "Explain to me one more time why you took OFF your protective gear to go deeper into a dangerous vehicle?" "WHY DID YOU BUILD A BOMB OUT OF A WATER HEATER?"
There was a comedy movie in which Sandra Bullock tried to do the whole pen-in-the-windpipe maneuver on someone having anaphylactic shock. As soon as she made the cut, the wound flooded with blood, she couldn't see anything, and ended up just making the problem much worse. The EMT chewed her out for thinking it was a good idea, and I think there was at least a reference to Practicing Medicine without a License. It's bad when a comedy is more realistic than a drama.
@@jameswoodard4304 coincidentally the Good Samaritan law from the end of Seinfeld actually would have protected her from the charge of medicine without a license
I firmly believe that all stupid warning labels on stuff is cause some idiot did whatever they're warning you against and then probably tried to sue cause they weren't told not to do said thing.
honestly, i think even tim would know what not to use in a medical emergency. also what’s with the guy going “no,no” as he makes a concerted effort to hit the screwdriver.
I mean if this is not a showcase of declined in human intelligents i dont know what is. this is straight up how you kill a person and who ever wrote this clearly dont know humans or how put tiles on a wall ._.
"I need a suture [so i can stop an arterial bleed in a dark alley] " I've got basic first aid and even I can tell you there's at least 3 things wrong in just that one sentence!
At that point no sutures. Compression bandage on one side only (using the absorbency to contain gushing) and plugging the wound site with a finger is the longshot but smarter-shot left in these situations.
...well, we already knew these writers never had a lick of medical experience. Now we also know that they've also never used a caulk gun before if they think, toxicity aside, that just kind of glomming it on _active_ _leaks_ will do jack. Thank goodness they don't know what FlexTape is. Otherwise, they'd have slapped one of those on his neck, shortly before getting slapped with a lawsuit by Phil Swift.
they could try using a zip tie as a tourniquet. Not sure if it would be better below or above the stab wound. Maybe above to try to keep as much blood in the brain as possible.
How does she have a caulk gun loaded and ready but not a shop towel and a roll of duct tape? Also, I'd hate to be the medical coder trying to find a ICD code for "caulk thrombosis."
@@BackyardRebel oh dear, why can I hear a defendand actually saying that with thier lawyer desperatly trying not to faceplam.... ...I give it 3 months before it happens in Florida...or the way things have been recently, Portland or California....
@@dwavenminer That would be the signal for the lawyer to excuse themselves to go to the bathroom, google while walking down the hall whether it's illegal for a lawyer to walk out of a trial, then put down the phone before finding an answer because they realize it wouldn't make matters any worse anyway, and leave the building to start a new career as a florist.
You can't get sued for doing emergency first aid in most states, even if you do something wrong. Although THIS should be murder, especially if that person is supposed to be a medical professional.
I've seen "first aid" in a movie before where they used a CREDIT CARD to patch up a wound... when they were in a fully stocked infirmary- But ffs, *at least they didn't SHOVE THE CREDIT CARD UP IN THERE!* 🤦
I would have maybe, somewhat apprehensively *might have* believed it if she smeared the caulk over the wound. NOT INJECT IT INTO HIM. My dad fixed himself up all the time with tape or a bit of glue. Never seen him use caulk though. Where do people get these ideas?
The bleeding would just be under the skin at that point, surface wounds are not like deep penetrating wounds. A wound like that you need to basically stick your finger in the hole and hope the sinking ship gets to the doc before it sinks. Watch demo ranch's video on his 50 cal exploding to see what these clowns should have done.
I think the idea for this scene came from that case in Florida where a guy pretending to be a doctor gave women "butt lifts" by using a similar technique to inject random crap like rubber cement into their ass cheeks.
Well, Dr. Keys decided grease works the same way in the body as it does when his plumber is yelling at him for clogging the sink again so... the entire cast and crew must be remodeling.
My friends and I are building a two-car garage as a workshop for wedding present. Feel free to stop by and watch a _Live Action_ episode. The bride has a standing bet that at least two of us go to the ER. We have air tools. Her confidence is high. Even so, she married into the group.
The thing that blows my mind is that in every first aid or life guard class I have ever taken it was drilled into us that the FIRST thing you do is call 911. Every single time.
"It works on tiles" ...That's not even what it's for. It's a sealant. Would she seriously lay tiles with caulk? The caulk's gonna be more expensive than the tiles!
Giggling at the thought of her doing up her bathroom and getting through dozens of tubes, all the empty ones piling up. She's wondering why she's getting through so many, nipping back and forth to the local DIY shop. Husband comes home and looks at the receipts and does his bollocks.
@@SimonWoodburyForget It'll stick to basically anything for the most part. But "this works on tiles" is not something that has any relevance in the medical field. She'd be better off with a staple gun. Hell even super glue. Or you know, just stuffing something in the wound and calling for help.
Seriously who the fuck did these dollar store show writers think would be fooled by this? Not home depot dads, not women cuz sooo many of us actually work in healthcare. WHO is this show trying to appeal to? Literal farm animals??
You need to find someone who watches these shows. Don't ruin the shows fails for them but just sit quietly laughing under your breath at them while they are watching the show in suspense. 🤣
What? I mean WHAT!! How can they even AIR this? This isn't just medically inaccurate, or exaggerated for drama. This is criminally negligent and incompetent!! This is like showing it's perfectly fine to microwave the dog after their bath!!
Actually, microwaving probably wouldn't do anything. People think it makes stuff explode but in reality most microwaves short of an industrial grade lumbe treatment facility wouldn't have the power to penetrate your skin. Even then the most it would do is give you a mild burn.
@@Captain-Kidding 2.4 GHz microwaves penetrate to muscle tissue, and from what I've seen the burns seem to involve substantial nerve damage after a few seconds. You won't explode, but 44C is hot enough to cause burns.
I question the assumption that fresh caulking will hold back the pressure generated by the human heart. It's not that quick to cure even in dry settings, never mind being immersed in blood. I am also concerned that if the blood vessel is not completely blocked then the patient probably has clumps of caulk being washed off the main mass into the blood stream. I don't know what that'll do but it cannot be good to have lumps of silicone in your blood.
I can be pretty sure what it will do. Get stuck blocking the smaller blood vessels in all your important organs leading to a fairly rapid death. On the bright side, the bleeding will then stop fairly quickly once the heart is no longer pumping.
it will kill you quickly (blood clots but silicone) or it will kill u slowly if ur not lucky (crap's toxic lmao, also less vital blocked veins and necrosis) or it will kill u kinda quickly? (how tf are they gonna fix that in the hospital? seems they give him like another 5 mins to live in the BEST case scenario. Might not split off but just burn and irritate and stuff. Oh and hes *also* still bleeding out a lot) it will probably really hurt too...
Not a doctor but I can tell you what would happen. A loose mass in your bloodstream will eventually get stuck in a smaller blood vessel. I'll assume that his carotid artery got injured. In this case it could end up flowing towards the brain and cut off blood supply, causing a stroke. If it ended up in a vein instead, it could also flow towards his heart and lungs, causing a pulmonary embolism. Though the blood they showed looked more like he injured a medium sized vein. Nothing any medical professional should be panicking about.
Okay, that was a good clip, but "The Caulking Dead" line was an absolute walk off home run in the 9th inning. Perfect! One question - Why didn't they get a staple gun from aisle 4 instead?
In real life, true story, read it first in my dad's medical magazine (Medical Economics, I think). Guy masturbated in the shop against a belt during lunch break, got a bit too distracted and leaned in. Resultant trauma had him scrambling for the ceil tile stapler, and he closed the wound at great cost in pain. Finally went to the ER with a horrible infection, refused to allow a female in the room, and told his story to the male doctor. Dropped his pants to reveal as ugly a mess as anyone ever saw and was whisked into surgery. For complete details from the doctor himself.... www.snopes.com/fact-check/suture-self/
Cringing watching that thinking that they better hope the patient does not have a latex/silicon allergy! Keep up the great work, Jason, I live for these green screens because they are so hysterical!
What makes it even more hilarious is that high pressure injection injuries to soft tissue is so dangerous because aside from the subcutaneous emphysema and tissue necrosis there’s also the chance the stuff might embolise - and in this case the patient has a jugular bleed so I guess the caulking will embolise STRAIGHT INTO HIS HEART
That’s not Jugular that’s a carotid artery injury, and if it did embolize it would go straight to his brain not heart but in this situation it’s not likely at all for it to embolize.
Ah I assumed it was the jugular because if it were the carotid blood would be spurting out pulsatile and far; this wound, though bleeding fast, is oozing steadily like a large venous bleed would. Though I admit I haven’t watched the show so I don’t know if the writers intended to write this as a carotid bleed.
@@theparaminuteman There is no way that's the carotid. That's definitely venous blood, both in colour, and in the way it's slowly oozing vs quickly spurting. That said, with the obvious lack of medical knowledge by the writers, it's anyone's guess what they were actually trying to portray. They probably thought it was the femoral artery, not that they would have known what that was called...
I think it's a legitimate idea. 🤔 I'd guess with so very bad examples like this, we wouldn't even need to do the action to sue. 😏 Anyone know a good lawyer?
If the show EXPLICITLY says at the beginning to not repeat what you see then in theory they can show the stupidest stuff and be protected. But I'm no solicitor.
I use to hassle my crew for watching these shows at the Fire House… "Ian, it's TV, not a training session!!" 🤪 On the other hand, I would review the latest FD Chronicles at the beginning of each shift.
I like to imagine one of these shows with one character who is actually a competent, educated FF/EMT. It starts off as a light situational comedy, and slowly turns into one first responder's gradual descent into madness. EDIT: I just had a dream about reading a patient's negative review of the doctor who botched the injection of the contrast dye for her post-colonoscopy ultrasound. I think these may have gotten into my mind.
I'm not an expert by any means but I am pretty sure that, unless that caulk gun was just being used or was brand spanking new, they weren't gonna get anything out of it within their timeframe.
thing is, that would have been a a better solution, than stopping a foreign none stirle clocking matter into a person blod stream. At least the screw could act as a seal til someone with working briansells could come along 🤣
Hey, wouldnt it be great if we had one of these shows that starts with characters doing something stupid like this, only to get fired and have some people who ACTUALLY know what they are doing brought in? I mean, I'd say that real(ish) medical procedures and drama would be more than sufficent to create an interesting show. Maybe amp them up a bit, but not...this.
I saw one (horrible) paramedic show where in the first episode the medic does open heart massage on a patient (who of course lives because of it). In that episode the person at least got told off by their supervisor, but I can tell you in real life a couple things would have gone differently: 1) The patient would not have survived because of it, possibly despite it, but not because of it. 2) The practitioner wouldn't have just been told off, they would have had their license suspended, their job terminated, and have been at high risk for jail time.
in theory they try to make it so outlandish your average person would know better than to try. Problem is... idocracy is a documentary in motion and we are getting more and more people who fail to realize these situations are horribly fake.
That stuff is basically a thick chemical glue that you're not supposed to use without being in a well-ventilated area. But sure, jam it into his blood stream under pressue, assume it's not going to poison him, expand into somewhere it's not supposed to be, or seal something shut that's supposed to be open. Great idea!
“Do you think statues are just people that are really good at standing still?” That line is awesome but it works phenomenally well in this convoluted scenario where’s she trying to fix an injured person as if he’s made of marble.
That would have been a concern had they been spreading it on the surface, but she has the tip right inside the hole and is injecting it straight into the veins. It still won't likely plug that hole. But it WILL plug a whole bunch of smaller blood vessels in important organs.
Once again I have to ask why these shows feel the need to have some form of zany plot at an attempt to make it more interesting, while the reality of real life emergency personnel is intense enough already. It's insulting both to the real heroes out there and the viewers' intelligence.
I recommend watching Bondi Rescue, if you haven't already. It's a reality TV show on Season 15 about the lifeguards on one of the largest public beaches in the world (Australia) and there's enough natural drama that they don't really throw anything else in. The occasional contrived inter-lifeguard drama just gives me a chuckle since they're all obviously good friends. Only downside is that it's real life, and you can't save everyone, so there are always 1-2 really heavy episodes per season, but it's usually intense and light-hearted.
In the episode, they had already had a batshit crazy plot - it was a two parter where the hospital staff was out for karaoke after a long day, and various staff members were drugged with some super roofie (I am pretty sure they described it as a super roofie). One of the people drugged was this nurse. He had been in that alley for over a day, btw. EDIT: Oh yeah, they were drugged because a bartender didn't like how people said doctors and nurses were heroes during COVID
The reality of real life emergency medicine is pretty boring actually. For every second of intensity, there's 5,476 seconds of "I took an edible and am scared! Give me a shot to fix me!"
"The Caulking Dead" 🤣 lost it there after visibly cringing at the caulk being squirted into the guy's neck...(I'm no where near a medical professional and even I know that that's a bad idea...with or without this video...)
First of all I am not a first responder. I have the utmost respect in what you guys and GALS do for a living. Thank you very much for all you do. For those that remember the old TV show EMERGENCY! how accurate of a show was it when it first came out and how much of it (if it's still fairly accurate) holds up to this day? Just wondering.
It was accurate in that they always contacted Doc Sideburns at the hospital with a report on conditions before they actually did anything. That way they got clear instructions.
Extremely, far as I am aware. The incidents had to have actually happened and be in a real logbook, for instance, and since it was promoting a whole new kind of first responder, they wete pretty careful.
I’d love to see your reaction to the episode where they adminster a drug they KNOW the patient is allergic to ON PURPOSE to “raise her body temperature” (because her hypothermia meant they couldn’t restart her heart) 🤦♀️
0:59 "Waaait, do you think statues are just humans that are just really good at standing still?" XD Please! I was drinking! (my mistake for doing that during one of these vids...)
How.. what.. Sorry, I am as medical as a stone, but a thing I learned about First Aid is no matter what, no matter the situation, the very first thing is calling 911! EVERYTHING else later! (Personal opinion it is depending on the situation, if the person is about to die in the next few seconds then maybe stabilize him - But by god there were TWO people! One can stabilize while the other can call 911!)
And stabilize here is actually pretty straight forward. Apply direct pressure to the wound, that's all you can do as a lay person waiting for EMS, and it's actually surprisingly effective.
Call 911 and put them on speaker. You're not gonna think very well in that situation if you're unprepared and they might give you some helpful instructions.
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Man, you should look at the 2020 film Fire/No Escape. They're good at heartfelt moments, but the moment they started pouring gasoline out of a helicopter over an actively burning forest in order to lighten the load as they're flying away over said fire, my soul screamed in pain.
WHAT THE F..... How is it possible that the person who made this show, and even the actors, played this out and didn't think for one second how stupid this is? I've seen some craziness in medical shows, but this is top tier. Wow!
i bet they were laughing their asses off all the way to the bank - this show got renewed for 3 seasons back in its second season. It starts its 6th (and final!) season next season
"I got it! Let's inject him with a trillion emboli to stop the bleeding. What do you mean he needs bloodflow to his lung to breath? That's shoddy design by evolution, innit?"
Hmm, what would she have chosen when given the choice between hydraulic cement, expanding foam, gorilla glue, or caulk... probably still caulk. I'm very disappointed they didn't use duct tape.
Dear Fire Department Chronicles, Your videos always crack me up! As I am starting a new chapter in my life, I will no longer have time to watch these. So, I wanted to thank you for all the lessons and laughs!
I know this is old, but it popped up in my feed again and I got the giggles from his commentary, and a thought. Can you imagine the supervisors, and legal team, reading the after-action report here? "You did WHAT?!? With WHAT?!?" *sits and stares while brain tries to compute into anything that makes sense*
Everything he's taught me in these green screens, I never knew before (I mean some were obvious like a dozen people lifting a fire engine, that's just for theatrics). BUT SEEING THIS CAULKING GUN- WHO THE FUCK IN THEIR STUPID MIND WOULD SAY "Oh he's bleeding profusely! We need a caulking gun before I place this piece of cloth with my hands tot apply pressure to the wound!" This studio should get sued. It is actually teaching people to do this as a substitute if something is lodged in someone's neck.
Husband in bed asleep and I am trying hard not to wake him and the cat by snickering at the comments. These are as good as the video. Good job, clever folks!
Not to mention that caulking becomes inert when wet. Doesn't matter if its blood. It will never dry as long as it remains wet. And the constant flow of blood will eventually push the caulking out of the wound once it becomes watery enough. This is possibly the worst medical practice in TV I have ever seen next to the one time I saw in a series whose name i forgot where they try to turn a car battery into a defibrillator to bring back an old man who had a heart attack with jumper cables.
Oh don't worry, it wont get pushed out since she injected it straight into his bloodstream. It would probably get pushed up or down and cause a fatal embolism but that's for the surgeons to worry about.
"Do you think statues are just humans who are really good at standing still?" 😂😂😂 In other news, who are the writers who came up with these "medical" storylines? 😭😭😭 They're spreading fake info huhuhu somebody force them to research or fact-check their stories please
"Phil Swift here with Flex-heal & repair. The caulking solution that binds all wounds and even works under water!"
That’s a lot of damage
Don't try this at home!
@@coryhobbs5386 how ‘bout a little more
I sawed this man in half!
@@jamesbailey9069 Beat me to it
Aw, isn't that special? They're giving the Medical Examiner a new cause of death he/she has never seen before: Caulk Embolism.
Honestly, I could see it getting repetitive.
Heart attack
Heart attack
Gun shot
Stabbed
Crushed in Car accident
Heart attack
Crushed in Car accident
Ooooh caulk embolism. That's a new one.
@@Blasted2Oblivion I used to watch a show called 'Dr. G: Medical Examiner' and that was basically her reaction to someone who'd died of a silicone embolism. Some poor unfortunate paid for black market injections of silicone for booty enhancement. The doctor was like, "Huh, I didn't know you could die that way. Interesting."
@@tuvelat7302 I can only imagine the grim sense of humor people in that job develop.
they've seen it, they usually spell caulk different though. And it is usually only in a show called "genital hospital"
@@tuvelat7302 Was that guy a fresh graduate? People die of fat embolism from legitimate lipoinjections. Exact same process, just different material.
So leaving aside how hilariously toxic this is. Caulk when applied evenly to a clean dry surface will take over an hour to begin to set. I don't know what a steady stream of human blood will do to that process but I can't imagine it helps.
well, the caulking will be moved swiftly to places the smallest blood vessels, where, being thicker than blood, it will get stuck. This will rapidly cause the patient to die as it blocks bloodflow to heart, lungs, and brain. On the bright side. the bleeding will then stop as the heart won't be pumping anymore....
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How about expanding foam? That stuff sticks to everything! We had the windows replaced right before our honeymoon, and they missed a spot, so I thought I'd quick do it before we caught our ride to the airport... all of my honeymoon pictures have a dob of expanding foam that I got on my chin. Took two weeks before it came off!
But seriously, that was on the outside, not something that you want on the inside!
There is similar looking stuff that will seal in sub 60 seconds, in flowing water. Water safe silicone. I keep tubes of it here beside my aquarium. It'd seal as quick as shown, but it definitely wouldn't be coming out during the surgery like they did. It has warnings to double glove for a reason.
Given I once put a drop of super glue on a still bleeding cut on my thumb and ended up with a thumb covered in blood *and* glue, nothing good
So they found a random caulk gun in an alley..... And it immediately dispensed caulk? Typically when I go to caulk something.... I mess around with the half used tube before I finally get frustrated and grab a new one.
With all due respect, do you seriously think that the morons who wrote something as unimaginably stupid as this scene have EVER actually used a caulk gun in real life? You know damn well what kind of person wrote a script like that and you also know that those kinds of people couldn't do manual labor if their life depended on it. The idea of them doing home improvement work and using a caulk gun is laughable. A not-insignificant percentage of these people end up having to buy new cars at 60,000 miles because they had absolutely no idea that you have to change the oil in an ICE vehicle, so they drove their car around on the original oil for the last ten years until it turned to tar and grenaded the engine.
Agreed: these are the people that call a handyman service to replace the batteries in their smoke detectors.
Also, I've never been able to keep my tip clean: they find a random gun in an alley and jam it in his neck... if the toxic chemicals in the caulk don't flat line him, the infection certainly will!
You should never share caulking nozzles, kids, even if your friend says they ran it under the faucet. Also make sure you only use store-bought caulk and not something your friend brought back from their Spring Break trip out of state.
@@johnnytyler5685 right?
Guy was really lucky that they don't know what a tourniquet is. I can see them already applying it around his neck.
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I'm not 100% convinced that would have led to any worse of an outcome... especially applied with the level of skill they seem to have.
DUCT TAPE!
My chief in the Navy used to say "Don't go running around and get your head cracked open cause I only know how to do tourniquets" I still use that one today and no one gets it....
And just like that I have now seen things that I can’t unsee
I wonder how many medical advisors a show like this goes through, as I can just imagine them yelling "No! No! No!" while being escorted off the set after their advice gets ignored yet again.
To go through medical advisors you'd have to have had some in the first place. This episode shows pretty unambiguously that this is not the case.
They don't even have someone with basic first aid... it's shocking.
@@wilfdarr
or basic common sense...
@@Green__one I'm sure the studio at least has an on-site nurse or EMT they could call up and ask.
I mean I have zero medical knowledge and even I know that's dumb, advisors can't save them if they haven’t figured out google yet
I hate to be that guy, but...
The writers of this series should watch these videos, it will *REALLY* be worth their time!
No it wouldn't. They already found people dumber than they are both to watch their show and think it's brilliant, as well as people to pay them to do it. This implies that the show's writers are smarter than both groups. Minimal work for maximum profit.
They should hire HIM as a consultant, and a show name specialist XD
I think the writers just use “google” to get their ideas!
Guest writer Dr Fauci.
What they really need is a good set of lawyers for when someone actually tries this, and then sues the network because they died
As someone who has used caulking in its intended role, the fact that she removed the caulking gun without the caulking she just filled this guys neck with coming out of the wound stuck to the end of the tube has shattered my suspension of disbelief.
You expect me to believe silicone caulking that won’t adhere to a slightly damp window frame will find something to stick to in that bloody disaster. How stupid do you think I am
Must have been butul rubber ….
They assume our answer to "How stupid are you?" is "Uh-huh 🤪"
Idk I'm pretty stupid. I might choose to believe it even after reading this.🫠
I dunno man, that looked like some standard latex caulk to me.
its primarily for people who still watch tv...ie the ones with 71 IQs, they didnt consider anyone actually questioning this lol
Please keep these up because there are people who go "medical super glue is a thing I wonder what else I can glue myself back together with". Not dissing super glue its effective but I would generally prefer butterfly suture bandages.
It seems like for some reason they didn't have those handy. They decided to work on him before calling qualified first responders.
Effective yes, but irritating as F!
Just go get the stitches!
@@wilfdarr lol true. I have only every used it on surface wounds where the edges of the wound are very straight so you can easily pinch the wound close.
All those years of gluing things to other things as a child have finally paid off!
I can understand using superglue to temporarily seal up a wound if you’re a good hour or so away from a hospital so the person stopped bleeding out. But if it’s on a limb, a tourniquet would be better and less painful.
Dry wall spackle is great for filling in bullet wounds. Just remember light coats and sand in between.
Should I use rotating or belt sander?
@@thorr18BEM Orbital, really feathers out the scar tissue nice
Hell just pour some quikrete in there, don't even any water with all the blood in there!
I like using 2 stage epoxy....less sanding.
@@pure-blood17 use clear epoxy so people can see inside the wound.
Good to know that real EMT’s/paramedics are actually competent
Volunteer firefighter told me to put ice on burns. Just saying there's idiots everywhere and be careful lol
@@threedogsinatrenchcoat6336 volunteer firefighters typically don’t have the medical training or licensing such as emt-b or even paramedic that fulltimers do
Except the brain dead one they hired as a consultant for the show! 🧟
@@sinoconcebollas5880 yeup. This. I'm in a small town and do both volunteer fire and ems. Ya, usually they are seperate entities. Just the larger paid services that join them together.
Weeellllllll.....
Good job stopping that bleeding. That caulk was so effective, it even prevented blood from reaching the brain.
I would love it if, in a show where this stuff happens, their final episode is you turning up and being like "WHAT ARE YOU DOING. YOU'RE ALL FIRED... AND GOING TO JAIL"
That is the best idea!!! I LOVE it!!! 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
Also maybe showing what happened to their patients.
"He died from chemical poisoning."
"You...tore this lady in half by moving the vehicle while she was still impaled in it."
"This lady died from a neck wound because you tried to perform a tracheotomy on the wrong area."
"This girl has a fish hook stuck in her mouth, and brain damage from oxygen deprivation because you did nothing to address her lack of breathing."
"Explain to me one more time why you took OFF your protective gear to go deeper into a dangerous vehicle?"
"WHY DID YOU BUILD A BOMB OUT OF A WATER HEATER?"
There was a comedy movie in which Sandra Bullock tried to do the whole pen-in-the-windpipe maneuver on someone having anaphylactic shock. As soon as she made the cut, the wound flooded with blood, she couldn't see anything, and ended up just making the problem much worse. The EMT chewed her out for thinking it was a good idea, and I think there was at least a reference to Practicing Medicine without a License.
It's bad when a comedy is more realistic than a drama.
That's just Seinfeld
@@jameswoodard4304 coincidentally the Good Samaritan law from the end of Seinfeld actually would have protected her from the charge of medicine without a license
Several years ago I found a warning on a tube of caulk: "Do not use as an enema."
OMG...
Well, they're not wrong ... 😳
Guess we know now why such a warnings are written on products. Can imagine a fool trying something seen in this series.
I firmly believe that all stupid warning labels on stuff is cause some idiot did whatever they're warning you against and then probably tried to sue cause they weren't told not to do said thing.
It's only on there because someone tried it. /sigh
"It works on tile, so it should work on a human, right?" "I don't think so, Tim."
Thank you, Al
honestly, i think even tim would know what not to use in a medical emergency. also what’s with the guy going “no,no” as he makes a concerted effort to hit the screwdriver.
And this is how we get warning labels. “Do not use to stop arterial bleeding…”
to this day I am still amazed they aired this and thought this was unironically the right thing to do
This only aired like last week. I
"To this day"? It's literally only been a week.
@@melissaconnellyjones2622 I mean technically, he's still amazed since last week to this day.
@@KatiePatton if you use anything shown on tv then congrats, here’s your Darwin Award
I mean if this is not a showcase of declined in human intelligents i dont know what is.
this is straight up how you kill a person and who ever wrote this clearly dont know humans or how put tiles on a wall ._.
"I need a suture [so i can stop an arterial bleed in a dark alley] "
I've got basic first aid and even I can tell you there's at least 3 things wrong in just that one sentence!
"I found a suture right here!" _holds up a severed foot with 8 stitches in it_
At that point no sutures. Compression bandage on one side only (using the absorbency to contain gushing) and plugging the wound site with a finger is the longshot but smarter-shot left in these situations.
And then I’m sure the paramedics arrive and go “good idea with the caulk, you just saved this man’s life”
"the heck were you thinking? Someone call in joe, the guys in the office keep calling him a vampire"
"What the fucking hell are you playing at!? You trying to embalm him before he's fucking dead!?"
"I'm counting this as a manslaughter."
This reply section is GOLD
"the Caulking Dead"
This man is the epitome of Firefighter humor. 👌
...well, we already knew these writers never had a lick of medical experience. Now we also know that they've also never used a caulk gun before if they think, toxicity aside, that just kind of glomming it on _active_ _leaks_ will do jack.
Thank goodness they don't know what FlexTape is. Otherwise, they'd have slapped one of those on his neck, shortly before getting slapped with a lawsuit by Phil Swift.
The real proof that they've never used a caulk gun is that they found one that's already open, and still dispenses caulk!
I've never used one before either, but even I can tell that's not how any of that works.
they could try using a zip tie as a tourniquet. Not sure if it would be better below or above the stab wound. Maybe above to try to keep as much blood in the brain as possible.
@@metalwolf112002 debating whether or not you're being serious or sarcastic? Hoping for sarcastic.
@@metalwolf112002 I'm not entirely sure that would have resulted in any worse of an outcome for this patient...
How does she have a caulk gun loaded and ready but not a shop towel and a roll of duct tape? Also, I'd hate to be the medical coder trying to find a ICD code for "caulk thrombosis."
somehow 50% of my calls seem to fall under the "other" code on our tablets anyway, so this is no different.
I82.8 with a dazzle of Y19 would be my guess
"The surgeon is gonna be fucking pissed" says the trauma ERP to the ER charge nurse as the ambulance gives report over the radio
874.9 open wound of other and unspecified parts of the neck, (VERY) complicated
Caulk thrombosis sounds very dirty but medically accurate.
Imagine the lawsuits if someone actually does this to someone injured
But...but it worked on t.v.!
@@BackyardRebel oh dear, why can I hear a defendand actually saying that with thier lawyer desperatly trying not to faceplam....
...I give it 3 months before it happens in Florida...or the way things have been recently, Portland or California....
@@dwavenminer That would be the signal for the lawyer to excuse themselves to go to the bathroom, google while walking down the hall whether it's illegal for a lawyer to walk out of a trial, then put down the phone before finding an answer because they realize it wouldn't make matters any worse anyway, and leave the building to start a new career as a florist.
@@BackyardRebel "As seen on TV" seal!
You can't get sued for doing emergency first aid in most states, even if you do something wrong. Although THIS should be murder, especially if that person is supposed to be a medical professional.
I think this one takes the cake for most insane "first aid"
yeah lol. did they even get a single thing right ? lol
I've seen "first aid" in a movie before where they used a CREDIT CARD to patch up a wound... when they were in a fully stocked infirmary-
But ffs, *at least they didn't SHOVE THE CREDIT CARD UP IN THERE!* 🤦
I would have maybe, somewhat apprehensively *might have* believed it if she smeared the caulk over the wound. NOT INJECT IT INTO HIM.
My dad fixed himself up all the time with tape or a bit of glue. Never seen him use caulk though. Where do people get these ideas?
The bleeding would just be under the skin at that point, surface wounds are not like deep penetrating wounds. A wound like that you need to basically stick your finger in the hole and hope the sinking ship gets to the doc before it sinks.
Watch demo ranch's video on his 50 cal exploding to see what these clowns should have done.
The same place people think that __________ can fit in the butthole
Or hold my beer and watch this 30/10 on the sketchometer
I think the idea for this scene came from that case in Florida where a guy pretending to be a doctor gave women "butt lifts" by using a similar technique to inject random crap like rubber cement into their ass cheeks.
Are we siblings? 😂
Well, Dr. Keys decided grease works the same way in the body as it does when his plumber is yelling at him for clogging the sink again so... the entire cast and crew must be remodeling.
"it works on tiles" will forever be the go to when people ask why i did something stupid
The Caulking Dead!
I would actually watch that! They show how common everyday items can be weaponized by overgrown 5 year olds!
Or actual 5 year olds
My friends and I are building a two-car garage as a workshop for wedding present. Feel free to stop by and watch a _Live Action_ episode. The bride has a standing bet that at least two of us go to the ER.
We have air tools. Her confidence is high. Even so, she married into the group.
The thing that blows my mind is that in every first aid or life guard class I have ever taken it was drilled into us that the FIRST thing you do is call 911. Every single time.
So this whole thing was hilarious, but, THE CAULKING DEAD?! I lost it😂😂
"It works on tiles" ...That's not even what it's for. It's a sealant. Would she seriously lay tiles with caulk? The caulk's gonna be more expensive than the tiles!
Giggling at the thought of her doing up her bathroom and getting through dozens of tubes, all the empty ones piling up. She's wondering why she's getting through so many, nipping back and forth to the local DIY shop. Husband comes home and looks at the receipts and does his bollocks.
@@SimonWoodburyForget It'll stick to basically anything for the most part. But "this works on tiles" is not something that has any relevance in the medical field. She'd be better off with a staple gun. Hell even super glue. Or you know, just stuffing something in the wound and calling for help.
Seriously who the fuck did these dollar store show writers think would be fooled by this? Not home depot dads, not women cuz sooo many of us actually work in healthcare. WHO is this show trying to appeal to? Literal farm animals??
I wasn’t expecting a diy caulk IV but then again I never know what to expect because I still haven’t figured out what these writers are smoking
Apparently, it's the good stuff.
I don't think there's enough mind altering substances in the entire state of California to explain how the writers came up with this one
caulk
they are smoking caulk
@@sleepyjay2664 There's always a combination of substance abuse and sleep deprivation.
You need to find someone who watches these shows. Don't ruin the shows fails for them but just sit quietly laughing under your breath at them while they are watching the show in suspense. 🤣
What? I mean WHAT!! How can they even AIR this? This isn't just medically inaccurate, or exaggerated for drama. This is criminally negligent and incompetent!! This is like showing it's perfectly fine to microwave the dog after their bath!!
I dunno man, the Chinese restaurant down the street microwaved a dog just fine.
It's like if someones airways closed up and the doctor just stabbed them in the chest with a knife so they could breathe.
Actually, microwaving probably wouldn't do anything. People think it makes stuff explode but in reality most microwaves short of an industrial grade lumbe treatment facility wouldn't have the power to penetrate your skin. Even then the most it would do is give you a mild burn.
@@Captain-Kidding 2.4 GHz microwaves penetrate to muscle tissue, and from what I've seen the burns seem to involve substantial nerve damage after a few seconds. You won't explode, but 44C is hot enough to cause burns.
@@Captain-Kidding I think they were referring to the lady who microwaved her poodle to "dry" it and killed it
What's next, spray foam?
The can says it "fills gaps and cracks"
Quick dry cement? Worked for my patio.
They are saving that for gunshot wounds
flex tape I'd say
with a prior comment "that's a lot of damage" before slapping the patch of tape to the wound
@@cliffcorson4000 that's probably safer lol
@@joedirt7604 yeah, at least that would be external to the blood vessels.
I'm guessing this kind of series if the reason doctors see so many patients trying to “fix” themselves using weird and dangerous methods
You can tell someone inhaled way too many fumes when tiling their bathroom and thought this was a good idea 🤣🤦♀️
omg do you remember that girl on tik tok who redid her bathroom like 47 times? this is her.
My mom loves New Amsterdam, and even she was laughing when they used a caulk gun to seal the wound.
I question the assumption that fresh caulking will hold back the pressure generated by the human heart.
It's not that quick to cure even in dry settings, never mind being immersed in blood.
I am also concerned that if the blood vessel is not completely blocked then the patient probably has clumps of caulk being washed off the main mass into the blood stream.
I don't know what that'll do but it cannot be good to have lumps of silicone in your blood.
I can be pretty sure what it will do. Get stuck blocking the smaller blood vessels in all your important organs leading to a fairly rapid death. On the bright side, the bleeding will then stop fairly quickly once the heart is no longer pumping.
Memento Mori, my friend.
it will kill you quickly (blood clots but silicone)
or it will kill u slowly if ur not lucky (crap's toxic lmao, also less vital blocked veins and necrosis)
or it will kill u kinda quickly? (how tf are they gonna fix that in the hospital? seems they give him like another 5 mins to live in the BEST case scenario. Might not split off but just burn and irritate and stuff. Oh and hes *also* still bleeding out a lot)
it will probably really hurt too...
@@Gaaaaaame yep.
Not a doctor but I can tell you what would happen.
A loose mass in your bloodstream will eventually get stuck in a smaller blood vessel. I'll assume that his carotid artery got injured. In this case it could end up flowing towards the brain and cut off blood supply, causing a stroke. If it ended up in a vein instead, it could also flow towards his heart and lungs, causing a pulmonary embolism.
Though the blood they showed looked more like he injured a medium sized vein. Nothing any medical professional should be panicking about.
Okay, that was a good clip, but "The Caulking Dead" line was an absolute walk off home run in the 9th inning. Perfect! One question - Why didn't they get a staple gun from aisle 4 instead?
In real life, true story, read it first in my dad's medical magazine (Medical Economics, I think). Guy masturbated in the shop against a belt during lunch break, got a bit too distracted and leaned in. Resultant trauma had him scrambling for the ceil tile stapler, and he closed the wound at great cost in pain. Finally went to the ER with a horrible infection, refused to allow a female in the room, and told his story to the male doctor. Dropped his pants to reveal as ugly a mess as anyone ever saw and was whisked into surgery. For complete details from the doctor himself....
www.snopes.com/fact-check/suture-self/
Cringing watching that thinking that they better hope the patient does not have a latex/silicon allergy! Keep up the great work, Jason, I live for these green screens because they are so hysterical!
What makes it even more hilarious is that high pressure injection injuries to soft tissue is so dangerous because aside from the subcutaneous emphysema and tissue necrosis there’s also the chance the stuff might embolise - and in this case the patient has a jugular bleed so I guess the caulking will embolise STRAIGHT INTO HIS HEART
On the bright side the bleeding will stop rapidly once the heart is no longer beating...
That’s not Jugular that’s a carotid artery injury, and if it did embolize it would go straight to his brain not heart but in this situation it’s not likely at all for it to embolize.
Ah I assumed it was the jugular because if it were the carotid blood would be spurting out pulsatile and far; this wound, though bleeding fast, is oozing steadily like a large venous bleed would. Though I admit I haven’t watched the show so I don’t know if the writers intended to write this as a carotid bleed.
@@theparaminuteman There is no way that's the carotid. That's definitely venous blood, both in colour, and in the way it's slowly oozing vs quickly spurting. That said, with the obvious lack of medical knowledge by the writers, it's anyone's guess what they were actually trying to portray. They probably thought it was the femoral artery, not that they would have known what that was called...
@@eirianerisdare80 look at the location on the neck, it Should spurt, but this show is super innaccurate.
We should be allowed to sue shows like this for dangerous "safety" tips
Great idea! I could use some cash....!
I think it's a legitimate idea. 🤔 I'd guess with so very bad examples like this, we wouldn't even need to do the action to sue. 😏 Anyone know a good lawyer?
If the show EXPLICITLY says at the beginning to not repeat what you see then in theory they can show the stupidest stuff and be protected. But I'm no solicitor.
I use to hassle my crew for watching these shows at the Fire House…
"Ian, it's TV, not a training session!!" 🤪
On the other hand, I would review the latest FD Chronicles at the beginning of each shift.
I love these please continue to make more of these!
Dude should be thanking his lucky stars that there wasn't a discarded staple gun in that alley.
Oh nononono. *covers eyes*
This causes me physical pain. I'm sorry you had to watch this to make this video Jason.
This series of videos was amazing. Thanks for the terrific laughs!
I like to imagine one of these shows with one character who is actually a competent, educated FF/EMT.
It starts off as a light situational comedy, and slowly turns into one first responder's gradual descent into madness.
EDIT: I just had a dream about reading a patient's negative review of the doctor who botched the injection of the contrast dye for her post-colonoscopy ultrasound. I think these may have gotten into my mind.
"Tim, The Tool Man, Taylor" I loved Home Improvement. 😂
Oh, this is absolutely pitch perfect. I will not soon forget the caulking dead!
I'm not an expert by any means but I am pretty sure that, unless that caulk gun was just being used or was brand spanking new, they weren't gonna get anything out of it within their timeframe.
They'll probably use screws to seal up the wound made by screw drivers in the next season. 🤣🤣🤣
Thats screwed up.
thing is, that would have been a a better solution, than stopping a foreign none stirle clocking matter into a person blod stream.
At least the screw could act as a seal til someone with working briansells could come along 🤣
Hey, wouldnt it be great if we had one of these shows that starts with characters doing something stupid like this, only to get fired and have some people who ACTUALLY know what they are doing brought in? I mean, I'd say that real(ish) medical procedures and drama would be more than sufficent to create an interesting show. Maybe amp them up a bit, but not...this.
I saw one (horrible) paramedic show where in the first episode the medic does open heart massage on a patient (who of course lives because of it). In that episode the person at least got told off by their supervisor, but I can tell you in real life a couple things would have gone differently:
1) The patient would not have survived because of it, possibly despite it, but not because of it.
2) The practitioner wouldn't have just been told off, they would have had their license suspended, their job terminated, and have been at high risk for jail time.
@@Green__one but, but... open heart massages worked in my anime video game!
Seriously. With all the stuff my husband tells me happens at work, you really wouldn't need insane made up nonsense like this to have a dynamic show.
in theory they try to make it so outlandish your average person would know better than to try. Problem is... idocracy is a documentary in motion and we are getting more and more people who fail to realize these situations are horribly fake.
wait statues are not just people that are really good at standing?
That stuff is basically a thick chemical glue that you're not supposed to use without being in a well-ventilated area. But sure, jam it into his blood stream under pressue, assume it's not going to poison him, expand into somewhere it's not supposed to be, or seal something shut that's supposed to be open. Great idea!
"The Caulking Dead" 🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀
“Do you think statues are just people that are really good at standing still?”
That line is awesome but it works phenomenally well in this convoluted scenario where’s she trying to fix an injured person as if he’s made of marble.
good luck getting that caulking to stick to that wet surface.
That would have been a concern had they been spreading it on the surface, but she has the tip right inside the hole and is injecting it straight into the veins. It still won't likely plug that hole. But it WILL plug a whole bunch of smaller blood vessels in important organs.
I freaking LOVE your videos! THANK YOU FOR ACTUALLY SAVING LIFE’S! The comedy you bring! Thank you Sir! I appreciate it! Just like EVERYONE else!
Once again I have to ask why these shows feel the need to have some form of zany plot at an attempt to make it more interesting, while the reality of real life emergency personnel is intense enough already.
It's insulting both to the real heroes out there and the viewers' intelligence.
I recommend watching Bondi Rescue, if you haven't already. It's a reality TV show on Season 15 about the lifeguards on one of the largest public beaches in the world (Australia) and there's enough natural drama that they don't really throw anything else in. The occasional contrived inter-lifeguard drama just gives me a chuckle since they're all obviously good friends. Only downside is that it's real life, and you can't save everyone, so there are always 1-2 really heavy episodes per season, but it's usually intense and light-hearted.
Real life would be rushing for 3 minutes on scene, and 45 minutes of paperwork and cleaning
In the episode, they had already had a batshit crazy plot - it was a two parter where the hospital staff was out for karaoke after a long day, and various staff members were drugged with some super roofie (I am pretty sure they described it as a super roofie). One of the people drugged was this nurse. He had been in that alley for over a day, btw.
EDIT: Oh yeah, they were drugged because a bartender didn't like how people said doctors and nurses were heroes during COVID
I mean I assume smart people would stop watching this crap
The reality of real life emergency medicine is pretty boring actually. For every second of intensity, there's 5,476 seconds of "I took an edible and am scared! Give me a shot to fix me!"
I absolutely lost it at the "Statues are just humans who are super good at standing still"-part.
"The Caulking Dead" 🤣 lost it there after visibly cringing at the caulk being squirted into the guy's neck...(I'm no where near a medical professional and even I know that that's a bad idea...with or without this video...)
"do you think statues are just humans standing still" will forever be the best line
First of all I am not a first responder. I have the utmost respect in what you guys and GALS do for a living. Thank you very much for all you do.
For those that remember the old TV show EMERGENCY! how accurate of a show was it when it first came out and how much of it (if it's still fairly accurate) holds up to this day? Just wondering.
It was accurate in that they always contacted Doc Sideburns at the hospital with a report on conditions before they actually did anything. That way they got clear instructions.
Extremely, far as I am aware. The incidents had to have actually happened and be in a real logbook, for instance, and since it was promoting a whole new kind of first responder, they wete pretty careful.
Hahaha!🤣 "before Tim 'the toolman' Taylor's evil brother shows up to finish the job". 'The Caulking Dead' - comedy gold😂👌🏽.
"The old back alley shake and shout" got me haha
Well, I guess I know what to expect from the next home impaling call. "Oh, you tried to caulk the wound shut? No problem."
I’d love to see your reaction to the episode where they adminster a drug they KNOW the patient is allergic to ON PURPOSE to “raise her body temperature” (because her hypothermia meant they couldn’t restart her heart) 🤦♀️
Isn’t that apart of this exact same stupid episode? The midget diversity doctor and all, lol.
That’s murder, just, murder
When I saw this on TV I said "Fire Chronicles" is going to have fun with this. Thank you for not letting us down.
0:59 "Waaait, do you think statues are just humans that are just really good at standing still?" XD
Please! I was drinking! (my mistake for doing that during one of these vids...)
you need to keep doing these, this stuff makes my day
How.. what..
Sorry, I am as medical as a stone, but a thing I learned about First Aid is no matter what, no matter the situation, the very first thing is calling 911!
EVERYTHING else later!
(Personal opinion it is depending on the situation, if the person is about to die in the next few seconds then maybe stabilize him - But by god there were TWO people! One can stabilize while the other can call 911!)
And stabilize here is actually pretty straight forward. Apply direct pressure to the wound, that's all you can do as a lay person waiting for EMS, and it's actually surprisingly effective.
Yep,
Call 911 and put them on speaker. You're not gonna think very well in that situation if you're unprepared and they might give you some helpful instructions.
been watching your channel for a 3 years . you do a great job. makes me laugh after having a bad day. thanks for the great content , cant wait to watch more .
Man, you should look at the 2020 film Fire/No Escape. They're good at heartfelt moments, but the moment they started pouring gasoline out of a helicopter over an actively burning forest in order to lighten the load as they're flying away over said fire, my soul screamed in pain.
I was watching this scene the whole time like "Fire Department Chronicles would have a FIELD DAY with this scene," so I'm very glad y'all did it
“It works on tiles” LOL
I am rolling on the floor laughing
Don't watch the show, but I DIED at the Home Improvement jokes.
WHAT THE F..... How is it possible that the person who made this show, and even the actors, played this out and didn't think for one second how stupid this is? I've seen some craziness in medical shows, but this is top tier. Wow!
i bet they were laughing their asses off all the way to the bank - this show got renewed for 3 seasons back in its second season. It starts its 6th (and final!) season next season
Wow, I can feel the writer’s genius practically radiating through this show
This strikes me as ridiculously dangerous as someone, having seen this 'fix', could actually try it!
Hysterical. A use for the new caulking gun my husband just bought yesterday!!
I wonder how small their disclaimer is on “don’t try this at home!”
Yes
I wanna binge watch a whole bunch of stuff with this guy. Admittedly it'd take 2 hours to watch a 20 min episode, but goddam it'd be worth it.
The caulking dead🤣🤣🤣
"I got it! Let's inject him with a trillion emboli to stop the bleeding. What do you mean he needs bloodflow to his lung to breath? That's shoddy design by evolution, innit?"
Hmm, what would she have chosen when given the choice between hydraulic cement, expanding foam, gorilla glue, or caulk... probably still caulk. I'm very disappointed they didn't use duct tape.
Only way to make that scene better was to have Elmo appear and say "The word of the day is: Embolism!"
New Amsterdam is a really weird medical show
If this scene is any indication, "medical" is a stretch.
@@146TSindeed
It’s just woke trash and I have absolutely no idea how anyone can even remotely find the show entertaining.
Dear Fire Department Chronicles,
Your videos always crack me up! As I am starting a new chapter in my life, I will no longer have time to watch these. So, I wanted to thank you for all the lessons and laughs!
That's a LOT of damage...!
How did you know we keep our caulking compound in Aisle 3? Have you been shopping my Lowe's?
(FlexSeal is in Aisle 4)
Also: Caulking Dead: Zombie Plumber Apocalypse!
I know this is old, but it popped up in my feed again and I got the giggles from his commentary, and a thought.
Can you imagine the supervisors, and legal team, reading the after-action report here?
"You did WHAT?!? With WHAT?!?" *sits and stares while brain tries to compute into anything that makes sense*
Everything he's taught me in these green screens, I never knew before (I mean some were obvious like a dozen people lifting a fire engine, that's just for theatrics). BUT SEEING THIS CAULKING GUN- WHO THE FUCK IN THEIR STUPID MIND WOULD SAY "Oh he's bleeding profusely! We need a caulking gun before I place this piece of cloth with my hands tot apply pressure to the wound!" This studio should get sued. It is actually teaching people to do this as a substitute if something is lodged in someone's neck.
Agree a million percent!
This is incredibly dumb
Husband in bed asleep and I am trying hard not to wake him and the cat by snickering at the comments. These are as good as the video. Good job, clever folks!
Not to mention that caulking becomes inert when wet. Doesn't matter if its blood. It will never dry as long as it remains wet. And the constant flow of blood will eventually push the caulking out of the wound once it becomes watery enough. This is possibly the worst medical practice in TV I have ever seen next to the one time I saw in a series whose name i forgot where they try to turn a car battery into a defibrillator to bring back an old man who had a heart attack with jumper cables.
Oh don't worry, it wont get pushed out since she injected it straight into his bloodstream. It would probably get pushed up or down and cause a fatal embolism but that's for the surgeons to worry about.
Dude you should have a series of just these vids. This is so much better than watching these ridiculous shows.
Watch out, I seem a compressor and nail gun near by, they might need to staple that wound 😁
I fear the day when someone collapses with a stabbing wound in real life home depot, and the first buddy goes "let me do this. I saw this on TV."
"Do you think statues are just humans who are really good at standing still?" 😂😂😂
In other news, who are the writers who came up with these "medical" storylines? 😭😭😭 They're spreading fake info huhuhu somebody force them to research or fact-check their stories please
0:46 "Tim the Toolman Taylor's Evil Brother" ... You know, I'd watch that spinoff
How the hell do they get away with putting this hilariously funny but totally irresponsible crap on tv. This is worse than the original CSI show.
Watching these videos make me feel so good about myself